Thread 82277682

The butter I bought is rancid and the shops are closed and I already cooked my pasta so I'm gonna have to eat pasta seasoned only with my tears. The archons did this. They literally cannot stop raping me. They rape me seventy twelve zillion times per nanosecond.

turn it into a pasta salad and stick it in the fridge for later

>>82277682 (OP)
that sucks, did you get it on clearance? one time I bought some cold cuts at the discount store that'd gone bad but most of the time they treat me well.

>>82277682 (OP)
>putting butter in pasta
Degenerate

>>82277729
enjoy your flavorless faggot pasta retard

>>82277682 (OP)
you can put loads of stuff on pasta anon, cheese, peas, olives, tuna, i dunno anything that has some flavour goes well. also if you have olive oil that's a decent replacement for butter

>>82277700
I'm not a fan of pasta salads usually but thanks for the suggestion. Not that I have anything to make pasta salad right now anyway!

>>82277725
Not even, just regular normal price butter. I didn't find the small portion I usually get so I even had to get a big one and for what... now it's going to feed the landfill.

>>82277729
That's how we do it here in frogistan. Butter and salt and maybe some black pepper by default.

>>82277770
Unfortunately no oil at the moment, I'm retarded, serves me right for not keeping a proper pantry like a real adult.

>>82277793
>being French
My disgust has hit levels hitherto unseen by the likes of mankind. Pasta is given olive oil, not butter.

>>82277805
I don't like oil on pasta. I can do it if I have no choice. I use olive oil to cook and to make vinaigrettes but for pasta, butter is king. If Italians are not happy about it they can suck my cock, it probably tastes a bit like parmesan cheese at the moment, they would love it.

>>82277793
>a proper pantry like a real adult
meh honestly anon if keeping your pantry stocked properly was a proof of someone being good at adulting then i think 80% of adults wouldn't be real ones. did you put anything in your pasta in the end? also i agree that butter tastes better and i've worked in italian restaurants before so... it mostly tastes better simply because there's more fat in it and your brain really likes that

>>82277922
>butter
homie out here with the refined palate of kraft's mac and cheese
but in reality i do the same T_T

>>82278084
I ended up cooking a kind of burger patty and cut it up and mixed it with the pasta and the little amount of grease that it contained was enough to make the pasta edible. Not optimal but okay. My fridge now only contains one and a half lime. I'm failing at adulting pretty hard even by your forgiving standards I think...

>>82278085
You just insulted my entire country. In case you didn't know we are supposed to be the gourmet authority on this planet!

>>82278216
you'd butter not be fr*nch xd

>>82278216
well thats creative honestly. it's not too different from a pasta with sausage anyway, except usually there's cheese in that one too.
>My fridge now only contains one and a half lime
perfect for a refreshing drink heh! though you should really go grocery shopping tomorrow anon. personally i hate doing that. so damn tedious. i think everyone is failing at adulting anyway anone.
>>82278313
this made me giggle i thought you should know

>>82278379
we're cooking with this one

>>82278313
>>82278439
ppffft!

>>82278379
Yeah some lime juice in water and I'll call that a lemonade and call it a day. I have this problem with grocery shopping where if there's a crowd in the shop I lose my mind and buy whatever and exit the shop asap. It's not really agoraphobia or anything like that, just that people make it hard for me to focus on my task. I should do click & collect instead of traditional shopping I suppose. Can't really do that with fruits and vegs though, you want to pick those yourself or they give you bad ones.

>>82278439
very much cooking. we are doing some cookery, we're engaging in culinary art, you could even say we're doing culinary science anon
>>82278480
>Yeah some lime juice in water
i like doing that but with mint instead and bam mint water done
>if there's a crowd in the shop I lose my mind
as long as nobody minds me it doesn't bother me too much, but if i feel like im getting rushed by others then i also do what you do and try to get out asap. im really bad at doing anything when there's someone rushing me
>I should do click & collect
what is that?

>>82278624
>what is that?
That's when you order on the shop's website and come pick it up later. Usually there's a kind of booth or drive through outside so you just pick up your order and leave.

Anyway nonnies, thanks for reading my blog, we should have dinner together sometime~

>>82278642
oh that seems nice. wish we had that here. have you ever used it before? do they like, make you pay more or something?
>>82278863
only if you make the weird pasta you made today though.

>>82277682 (OP)
im jealous of these creatures. i wish i was the one raping you every nanosecond.

>>82278900
>have you ever used it before?
During covid, in fact lots of places started offering this service during covid.
>do they like, make you pay more or something?
Nope, haven't seen any store charging for it. Some even incentivize it with discounts and whatnot.
>only if you make the weird pasta you made today though.
Ahh but if I know I'm going to have people over I'll do proper grocery shopping so I can cook a proper meal! You'd have to catch me with my pants down -uh I mean my pantry empty- to get fake adult pasta like today.

>>82277682 (OP)
>google
>how to be archon

can someone help i wanna join in raping OP every millisecond

Alright I have to go to bed desu (plus I have exhausted this image set heh) so see ya around~

>>82278919
>>82278986
That is super mega fucked up please don't do that. Please don't say that. Please don't think that!!!!!!

>>82278966
>lots of places started offering this service
i guess places here then aren't that evolved yet... maybe it's for the best, cause i'd basically only use that thing otherwise and never do any groceries by myself.
>Some even incentivize it with discounts and whatnot
wah. i really wish they did it here then. would be a lifesaver honestly. i've seen some apps that let you pay others to go buy groceries and then deliver them to you, though the delivery price is kinda stupid. do you have those aswell? if i was rich i'd always use them
>so I can cook a proper meal!
the important part about a meal is the love you put it in anon, not the ingredients anyways.
>>82279159
good night anone