>>82278084
I ended up cooking a kind of burger patty and cut it up and mixed it with the pasta and the little amount of grease that it contained was enough to make the pasta edible. Not optimal but okay. My fridge now only contains one and a half lime. I'm failing at adulting pretty hard even by your forgiving standards I think...

>>82278085
You just insulted my entire country. In case you didn't know we are supposed to be the gourmet authority on this planet!

i spend most of my day gooning. in hentais i started self inserting as the girl and it really makes me horny. should i take hormones and become a goonette? i wanna look like picrel and start pleasuring real cocks

>>82253077
If I don't goon regularly I start declaring my undying love to any anon who acts a bit nice or flirty towards me and become suicidal if they don't reciprocate. Gooning is self-care.

>>82079677
And you will regret it, no doubt.

>>82079689
The dopaminecuck fears the logicchad.

>>82079706
One big explosion of bliss followed by smaller and smaller ones until there's only suffering does not seem like a good deal. For terminally ill patients maybe.

>>82079713
Jeeze that's even worse, just go play gatcha games at this point, your brain is probably as rotten as a moldy onahole forgotten under a bed.

>>82079742
>so I told a girl she'd look better at 50 meters
I don't understand what that means.

>>82077350
Cool beans, can I fuck you in the ass then?