Thread 82253077

How frequently do you goon?

>>82253077 (OP)
My wife and I fuck or sometimes she sucks my dick usually every night. Even then, I will also beat my dick about once a day on top of that due to my sex drive being so fucking high. We have been together for 6 years and she still has never caught me masturbating.

>>82253077 (OP)
I stopped edging when I started hrt. I just get off in like 2 minutes and move on with my day.

>>82253077 (OP)
Not as often as I'd like, maybe once or twice a week, but I also have periods of time where I'm basically in a "heat" and have to get off at least two or three times a day, every day, for like a month

>>82253077 (OP)
almost every day at least a little bit, but sometimes not very much (don't always cum or even stay hard for long but I'll have immersive sexual daydreams for like 30 seconds at a time a few times a day, triggered by pretty much anything). but every few months I'll do it for like a continuous four hours.

Almost never. I wish it was fully never. I hate masturbating and I hate having any sexual feelings whatsoever.

>>82253077 (OP)
I used to ro goon but now I just go on Grindr, find someone bigger and stronger than me and suck his dick

>>82253077 (OP)
my last few days have literally just been waking up, gooning, going pee, going to sleep, waking up, gooning, going pee, going sleep, wake up, goon, goon, do some stuff on pc, goon, sleep, etc.

this shit is crazy man it feels so great

>>82253249
I wanna do that but i would feel sad after if the guy told me to leave after nutting in my mouth

I want genuine love but i don't think i can find that IRL or on grindr unless i join an obscure discord server with my same interests since i'm a gay computer nerd furry

last time i actually came was ~3 days ago. i just fapped and moved on but i'm so freakishly horny right now.

>>82253184
this.

>>82253283
that's crazy you should record yourself...

>>82253294
I'm like you besides the furry thing. It's kinda scary at first considering the fact that I'm quite small so these men could easily hurt me if they're schizo but I make sure to filter out the weird ones as much as I can. I kinda like being used by them if I'm being honest. I make sure to look in their eyes as they're cumming juat to show I have zero shame about being their bitch.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>82253216
I partially approve of this and understand the sentiment but your severity is excessive

>>82253401
I only speak in exaggerations.

>>82253379
>i'm so freakishly horny right now
Tug on that thing, anon!

>>82253383
>I'm quite small
I'm the opposite, i'm 6'1 and pretty hairy, which makes being a bottom hellish. I wish i was cute. Never had sex tho
>I kinda like being used by them if I'm being honest. I make sure to look in their eyes as they're cumming juat to show I have zero shame about being their bitch.
>I don't know what's wrong with me.
I don't really wanna do that i just wanna fuck one dude

But i do have fucked up fantasies like getting abused and stuff. Idk why i wanna be like chained up and cut, bitten, and maybe slapped spanked a bit, also somehow i kinda want that more than sex, which is weird.

>>82253419
i will later tonight (it's 2:43 am).

>>82253478
Okaaay, promise you'll have fun and feel super good when you get around to it?

>>82253077 (OP)
i dont really, i just kind of erp and whatever

>>82253462
>Im the opposite, i'm 6'1 and pretty hairy, which makes being a bottom hellish
Damn that sucks anon, I guess being a bottom is one of the few times where being short is actually a positive lol.

You could probably find someone to fuck though, I mean based on that description alone you would have some takers for sure. Maybe a femboy that you could fuck and that would chain you up

>>82253478
taki is so ugly

I edge every day but cum usually once a week or every two weeks so I can shoot fat loads

>>82253077 (OP)
Turning 30 next year and i'm getting bored of gooning. I didn't even jack off yesterday.

>>82253500
i promise. i put that on everyone i love (you).

>>82253521
Well i don't really like femboys or crossdressers, i like masculine-looking guys, also like i said i'm a pretty submissive bottom and i don't want to be dominant or a caretaker

At least actual gays don't really like or want femboys, i could probably score some sadistic top maybe who doesn't mind how tall i am, but my dick is pretty thick and i feel like it might make him insecure

>>82253546
>i don't want to be dominant or a caretaker
You just sound lazy

>>82253546
>At least actual gays don't really like or want femboys
True, most gay men don't like femboys it's mostly a bi thing from what I've seen. Don't give up though if that's what you really want I bet there's someone who would oblige. Gotta out yourself out there though

>>82253537
Good!
I love (You) too <3

>>82253553
No i just don't have a dominant personality, i don't like controlling people, i wanna be the one being controlled and being cared for. Also i like the idea of bottoming and getting my ass plapped and stuff
>>82253561
Yeah ik

I was e-dating this guy from a game one time and i really fell in love with him, i thought he would be ugly but he ended up being really handsome, but he turned out to be a really bad and crazy person so i ended up ghosting him and now i don't wanna date anymore..

every other day or every two days maybe i dont rlly get horny anymore, im too depressed

>>82253077 (OP)
I fap I don't goon.

>>82253283
>>82253379
How old are you guys? Why are you wasting time gooning?

>>82253790
Never heard of a libido?

>>82253790
20. i'm not wasting time. i'm taking care of business. as i said, i don't even jerk off every day.

sometimes when i jerk off i think about the anon who was obsessed with anis. the day he stopped posting, the entire board got 10% shittier.

i never really goon but i jerk off almost daily and probably look at porn around an hour a day
i should seriously stop tho

Most days I jerk but try not to come
Most days its imagination only

The one time I had a gf was the only time I was satiated
I met up in evening sexed her all night and in the morning and it would get me through the week with no desire to jerk

>>82253077 (OP)
At least once a day I edge for an hour. I'm about to go for at least 45 mins before work right now.

>>82253184
i used to be the same way, i'd have these bursts of high horniness for a month, then no horniness at all for the next month or two. the trick i found was to do an inbetween, make it your responsibility to masturbate once a day but not more than that. that way you'll consistently experience arousal without extinguishing it without the dopamine crashing

Does anyone wanna give me joi and send me naked anime girls over discord?

>>82253924
What's her name god damn

>>82254049
hehehahahahahahahha you little horny fucker hehhahaha

>>82254093
Yeah getting JOI from someone and them posting commands with naked or half naked anime girls sounds hot as fuck

>>82253810
It's just, how do you get the time to goon all day if you are older than a teenager?
>>82253822
Oh, I thought you were almost full time.

too often sadly. I havent had sex in a few years and im way too exhausted to meet up with new girls

I jerked off 6 times the other day

>>82255312
I jerked off 4 times the other

>>82253216
>>82253414
are you me, hey twin. This Earth fucking blows dude

>"goon"

I hate the nu-internet. Back in my day we said coom

>>82255389
get with the times grandpa

>>82255389
cooming is the destination
gooning is the journey

>>82253077 (OP)
multiple times daily. it has ruined my life and continues to do so, not having any friends, family(ones that talk to me at least) or a social circle doesn't help, I'm basically a social reject and the only people whom i can interact with in any meaningful way are online degenerates, my 2 choices are to either goon and talk with anons which is both pleasurable and fun or interact with normalfags who will treat me like an animal while they make no effort to be kind or understanding to me, even when i try to understand them it's pointless because I'm stupid and constantly fuck up so it never works, one side desperately tries his hardest while having no ability while the other side is at best politely disinterested and at worst takes this opportunity to publicly humiliate or use me, it's impossible to make progress in such circumstances

>>82255389
The term came out of nowhere too it's retarded. The men take it far too, they turned it into a religion. My ex would go in discord chats with other guys and jerk off together and they would encourage each other to go "pussy free" for long periods and choose porn over sex.

NEVER! Gooning is losing.

>>82255756
Wtf are you a minor? Get off the internet

>>82255762
Nigga, I'm 21.

>>82253077 (OP)
Use to be every single day multiple times but these days I just do it twice a week or less. Feels like I have more energy when I abstain.

>>82255779
More like 12, gtfo

>>82255731
>The term came out of nowhere too it's retarded.
It didn't. "Gooning" goes back many years. It's only gotten popular recently due to tranny pedophile satan worshipping kike loving subhuman freaks. I do not oppose masturbation. But I oppose "gooning".

>>82253077 (OP)
everyday with the boys
usually we get the boss involved with our hoodlum activities

>>82253107
must be a happy marriage

>>82255389
>back in my day
>coom
lurk moar and dont ever post anything that embarassing again you newfag.
'back in the day' we said 'fap'. coom is a term that became popular around 2016.

>>82256666
Maybe that was his day, old man. 2016 is 9 years ago

>>82256675
Toddler response

>>82253924
>probably look at porn around an hour a day
That is really conservative desu

>>82253077 (OP)
About once a day but it's kind of unstable for example some days I don't goon at all but yesterday I gooned three times

>>82253077 (OP)
If I don't goon regularly I start declaring my undying love to any anon who acts a bit nice or flirty towards me and become suicidal if they don't reciprocate. Gooning is self-care.

>>82253077 (OP)
i have a girlfriend and i still goon everyday
please release me from this mortal coil

gooning alone is BORING I need a cutie to goon with me

>>82257303
are you a powerful and evil pedophile?

>>82257312
no I'm just a silly boy who enjoys stroking his cock to 2d tits with other silly boys

every damn time I get the opportunity to do so, which is once or twice per week at most since I live w/ roommates

it's so fucking good it's insane, I would probably die if I lived by myself, so I suppose having people around helps keep me in check

>>82257164
cutest anon ITT

>>82257164
yeah there's been like two instances where me acting like that has derailed a thread. i actually feel like shit bringing my horniness here desu.

>>82257390
I'd wank on the toilet if I was you

>>82257189
Much better to have a girl edge and milk you imo, get your gf in on it

>>82258491
only males are willing to do that crap

>>82253077 (OP)
What is the definition of gooning? I masturbate once a week and its about a 2-3 hour process.

I miss being at that age where gooning with your friends was still normal

need someone to plop their sweaty cock on my face inside a very tight closet..,,,,,,

>>82258462
too flat!!!!

>>82258491
no. men only cause we know what feels bestest of the best.

>>82256666
This, i still say fapp

>>82253924
>when you see it

>>82253077 (OP)
it's every day bro, it's every day bro

>>82256583
Damn I am surprised this thread is still going.
>must be a happy marriage
It is a very happy marriage, my wife is just busy taking care of our child during the day and I end up getting horny in the early morning or about after lunch, which is when my wife and child are typically napping. I will rub one out then and still have enough energy to fuck that night. My only wish is for her to be cool with me doing it and not having to hide it from her. She reads erotica and I do not really see any difference between porn and erotica. My ex was a coomer femcuck and used to send me her favorite porn vids and encouraged me to send her mine. Maybe I got too spoiled with that back then

>>82257390
I live alone and I thought 90% of my day would be devoted to jerking off, but surprisingly that's not the case
However, once a week I do whip out a 50 pound pussy and ass doll and turn on a dual monitor goon cave set up

>>82258511
i have had girls rub my asshole while deepthroating my dick and making me cum back to back 3 times in a row, you just have to find the right one and be insatiable.

>>82253077 (OP)
0 never thought about it

>>82259167
dated a beautiful shy girl who would send me the hardcore gangrape hentai she would jerk off to. its hard settling down to something more normal after that experience.

>>82253184
Same. The last few times I went through "heat" were genuinely scary, I started getting off to some really fucked up stuff and beat my dick so hard my half-chub looks like I have Peyronie's. Taking advantage of my current lull in libido to go noporn so it doesn't happen again

>>82260104
imagine if two r9k twinks were in heat and made out with each other haha...