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Anonymous No.82281251 >>82281310 >>82281344 >>82281352 >>82281378 >>82281435 >>82281589 >>82281711 >>82282200
Yeah I'm like 99% sure I have genital herpes
Anonymous No.82281310 >>82281358
>>82281251 (OP)
Yeah I'm like 99% sure I have oral herpes from my dad
Anonymous No.82281344 >>82281358
>>82281251 (OP)
You deserve it sex haver scum
Anonymous No.82281352
>>82281251 (OP)
You can put your worries on hold by acknowledging snorpu! If you don't know snorpu, look here >>82276967
Anonymous No.82281358 >>82281382 >>82281394
>>82281310
excuse me?
>>82281344
For the record, all sex I've had was prostitutes. I'm really still an incel. Some of the dirtier asian ones will just start sucking you without protection, and what am I going to do? "hey can you uhhh stop and put a condom on?" the slobber is already all over, might as well enjoy it. They hardly get english anyway.
Anonymous No.82281378
>>82281251 (OP)
Just ask Jesus to heal your herpes. He knows how to heal it, but didnt teach any doctors how because he likes to be the guy who handles our dicks for us. Say Jesus, please heal my penis from the herpes sores. And then, offer him something of equal value. Killing your whore family, or raping a woman and giving her your herpes before killing her, can help transfer the virus to a new host before removing it from circulation.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.82281382 >>82281413
>>82281358
>all sex I've had
>I'm really still an incel

Dude, you're not. Also yeah you 100% have that and probably AIDS aswell
Anonymous No.82281394 >>82281440
>>82281358
I had no problem stopping prostitutes from sucking without a condom until Jesus started talking to me with telepathy. But, he heals every std I get. Ive had like every std by now, but they all go away.
Anonymous No.82281400
This is why I'm hesitant to get back out there and have sex.
Anonymous No.82281413 >>82281432 >>82281460
>>82281382
You're a tripfag and thus a bigger whore than any slut I've ever been with, your opinions are not valid, also hardly anyone ever gets AIDS from protected sex or even unprotected vagianl sex. It's primarily a butt sex thing, which I don't do.

Also, again kys for being a tripfag fucking attention whore. I can catch 20 more diseases and still not be as spiritually dirty as you.
Anonymous No.82281432 >>82281457
>>82281413
You dont eat the crap from prostitutes asses? Its so fucking disgusting but I cant help myself. Sometimes theyll even eat the poo from my ass, but I gotta pay double.
Anonymous No.82281435 >>82281585
>>82281251 (OP)
Some nigger i fucked with a condom i think gave me something, but turns out it was a fungal infection which needs some antibiotics or whatever and or can be lasered off, i tried the herpes shit and it does nothing. Stay away from race mixers and niggers. Herpes is sores that ooze yellow pus, break out and pop, and yeah getting it on your dick is game over type 1/2 is just if its on your dick or mouth.

The fucks your shit look like? I had to take antibiotics for it to die down, always be racist when it comes to negroes.
Anonymous No.82281440 >>82281452
>>82281394
I'm really happy for you bro. But personally, I think Jesus is telling my to just calm down with the monger degeneracy and goon alone full time since it's really just as satisfying. I think Jesus will forgive me as long as I learn from my mistakes. Or double down on them and just start impregnating african women. We'll see how I feel in a few years. I think Jesus respects people with goals, anyway.
Anonymous No.82281452
>>82281440
Nah Jesus uses humans as slaves because he has sex with the virgins himself and needed help to grow them. Thats why you use prostitutes. But, he can definitely heal your STDs.
Anonymous No.82281457 >>82281491
>>82281432
Sort of based, but I also wish I could unread that
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.82281460 >>82281472
>>82281413
My boy, you can still get AIDS from every type of sexual activity besides mutual masturbation.

Are you fucking retarded?
Anonymous No.82281472 >>82281479
>>82281460
>https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html
>A meta-analysis of 10 studies exploring the risk of transmission through vaginal sex was published in 2009.4 It is estimated the risk of HIV transmission through receptive vaginal sex (receiving the penis in the vagina) to be 0.08% (equivalent to 1 transmission per 1,250 exposures).

A meta-analysis of three studies exploring the risk from insertive vaginal sex (inserting the penis into the vagina) was estimated to be 0.04% (equivalent to 1 transmission per 2,500 exposures).4
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.82281479 >>82281502
>>82281472
Still isn't zero muh boy.
Anonymous No.82281491 >>82281520
>>82281457
Jesus wipes their butts pretty good before I show up at least, because he knows Ill be eating her ass and probably taking the condom off too because im totally confident he will be healing me. He seems to actually be inside the prostitutes heads with them, while they have sex. All the women, not just the prostitutes. And, he makes us use prostitutes to sexually degrade us. He is the one having sex with the hot girls, but he says its not due to earths poverty that we use prostitutes. Its because sexual humiliation is one of the most painful things possible, and he says feeling pain is our purpose here. It does kinda seem to be true, he truly believes we shouldnt reproduce and also should live in poverty and also be feeling extremely bad about ourselves for the entire time were here. Its just funny because it sounds like hes just poor as fuck and trying to make up funny excuses. It sucks that he has sex with so many girls though, id rather it was real people instead of him.
Anonymous No.82281502 >>82281553 >>82281586
>>82281479
Them's the numbers tripretard. Wearing protection and not getting your dick bled on during sex basically makes you invincible to HIV. HSV, HPV, and even some of the bacterial stuff like gonorrhea are bigger concerns with protected sex. HIV is a disease of repeat anal sex havers and the extremely unlucky.
Anonymous No.82281520 >>82281559
>>82281491
(originigger)
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.82281553 >>82281574
>>82281502
You should still not have unprotected sex with prostitutes, as another tripcel would know
Anonymous No.82281559
>>82281520
Yeah god put lots of four leaf clovers on the headboard of the prostitute I banged last fortnight. Because he calls the losers lucky, as like a way to humiliate them even further. He also talks out of the mouth of the prostitutes all the time, one time he warned me he was about to smell my piss in the shower because my piss smelled so fucking bad that day. And I had just pissed, and she was coming. And god spoke through her mouth and, said something proving she knew I had pissed really bad smelling pee. I was kinda worried she would smell my pee and get grossed out. Because it doesnt usually smell, I dont know why it smelled so bad that time.
Anonymous No.82281574 >>82281594
>>82281553
Or niggers, if i see some nigger smacking their lips near my brother or sister i will immediately sprint to them and break their face.
Anonymous No.82281585 >>82281697
>>82281435
>The fucks your shit look like?
Honestly, I just have one small sore but it doesn't look like an ingrown hair or a pimple and looks kind of odd and I did get slobber from a really fucking stinky chinese woman with stretch marks all over the area and also got slobbered on by another dirty thai lady a few years back, so I do have reason to believe it isn't nothing. I'm prone to acne but i dunno about this one.

Not like there's anything I can do anyway, herpes is a lifetime disease. I just need to chill and reevaluate my life.
> always be racist when it comes to negroes
Never been with one but I kind of want to. I'm getting tired of the total like of child rearing hips on asian women.
Anonymous No.82281586 >>82281597
>>82281502
>Wearing protection and not getting your dick bled on during sex basically makes you invincible to HIV. HSV, HPV
Not true, you can get herpes and HPV even with condoms
Anonymous No.82281589
>>82281251 (OP)
Go to an oral surgeon, dentist, std clinic and get a chart and surgery appointment.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.82281594 >>82281789
>>82281574
>Hello there sir, I saw you were thinking of inciting sexual relations with my siblings,
>Here is your reward
>NIGGA DA FUQ??!

That is what popped in my head reading that
Anonymous No.82281597 >>82281603
>>82281586
So we're just not reading shit and ignoring punctuation now I guess?
Anonymous No.82281603 >>82281608
>>82281597
Your quote only mentions HIV.

>muh s o y n c e, muh papers
KYS
Anonymous No.82281608 >>82281658
>>82281603
There's a period between HIV and HSV, HPV you fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.82281658
>>82281608
Now say that again without crying
Anonymous No.82281697
>>82281585
It might be liver or kidney failure also, if it doesnt cause a fever/aches and break out and pop its not herpes, they say sometimes it doesnt break out ever but it does spread eventually with dry lips and to the gums tongue and throat. Herpes goes above the lip and on the skin too, looks like the plague. Go to a fucking doctor there is a medicine that will make you go bald but staves off breakouts, thats why theres so many bald pornstars or negroes with wigs.
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.82281711 >>82281779
>>82281251 (OP)
Anyone who gets an STD deserves it
Anonymous No.82281724
AIDS is what you get when you're a fag who sniffs poppers and does anal sex (and gets fissures).
AIDS is also what you get when they give you the "vaccine" (Zidovudine -- HIGHLY poisonous) for HIV, which is a portmanteau for a bunch of benign shit (as Covid was).

You'll be fine.
Anonymous No.82281779 >>82282192
>>82281711
Not true, have some empathy. It could happen to you
Anonymous No.82281789 >>82281837
>>82281594
They could spit while talking and now you have some nigger shit for life fuck that, the founding fathers fucked their slaves same with victorian england which is why wigs became popular.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.82281837
>>82281789
Well, you can shoot from a distance
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.82282192
>>82281779
>It could happen to you
Not when I have no sex drive
Anonymous No.82282200
>>82281251 (OP)
Sex havers are fucking disgusting.