Thread 82310338

how often does the typical gf-haver get a blowjob?

>>82310338 (OP)
>how
>>82310338 (OP)
>get

>>82310338 (OP)
Why are you so concerned about sucking mens cocks?

I had about 5 in 4 and a half years

>>82310338 (OP)
Every time they have sex. Unless you have a real soul, then you have a god monitoring your pleasure, making decisions about what pleasure feels too good.

>>82310338 (OP)
Imagine finally getting a gf and shes shaped like this kek

>>82310338 (OP)
Once a week if he earns it by being a good boy who takes care of the chores around the house

>>82310365
whats wrong with it

>>82310362
are they on special occasions

>>82310338 (OP)
I want to be completely open for all kinds of sexual contact, at all times with my gf.
Like, the default is free access, and if either of us doesn't want it, just say it:
>nah, don't feel like that now.
Otherwise, I'd fondle her or do whatever I want to her whenever I want.
She can do the same to me, ofc. And not all fondling or oral or kissing, etc, has to lead to sex, each activity is good on their own.
Anyways, in that context, I would expect it pretty often.

>>82310356
im thinking of becoming trans

>>82310405
Shes a square... thats the unsexiest shape

>>82310440
she will give you d1 babies though

>>82310440
Even more unsexy than a pentagon?

>>82310526
Or more square daughters

>>82310532
I don't think that occurs in humans

>>82310542
Wow how pentaphobic. Not even considering them human goes beyond just finding them unsexy.

>>82310338 (OP)
My last girlfriend was 8 years ago, we dated for around 4 months. She gave me a blowjob once.
That's pretty much when I gave up on women because these days women want everything whilst giving nothing, not even blowjobs

>>82310338 (OP)
Depends on a lot of factors. Some girls really like giving head and some don't enjoy it at all. It's usually a pretty regular part of foreplay, but if you mean a blowjob to completion rather than blowjob for a bit and then fucking it's not as frequent. Girls who love doing it will want to suck your dick til you cum at least once a day if they can, where girls who are ambivalent will make it a social occasion when they're in the mood, maybe once every few weeks. I dated a girl who was incredibly good at it but how much she wanted to do it came and went, so there were times I'd go a few weeks without cumming down her throat and other times where she'd blow me twice in a row a couple times in a day, which I have to be honest, is such royal treatment it's unreal. You don't know how good life can be until you've had a girl rub your asshole while you cum down her throat and then kiss your cock until your hard again and repeat the process.

>>82310338 (OP)
When my wife was my gf I think it was about 50 times before we got engaged so less than a year.

>>82310338 (OP)
Depands on which group of gf-havers you're talking about:
chads: whenever they want
chad-lites: frequency lowers the longer relationship goes, starting with bf a week easily, then years later you have to fight for a single bj but it is doable
redditors, oofy-doofies: half bj per gf, she stops halfway and refuses to continue and ever try it again
ugly bastards with good manly traits: no data but I bet they do get it

>>82310371
>Tfw no silly quirk chungus millenialoid derp gf

>>82310338 (OP)
It should be a regular part of foreplay. To completion only on occasion.

When I'm with my person again his cock is going to be down my throat more than outside of it

is it normal to just not enjoy head ?
I've had three girls do it to me now and it does nothing for me, just kills my boner.
its made worse that they all actively wanted / liked to do it but i just cant get into it.

>>82310867
That's a completely normal and desired outcome of circumcision.

>>82311002
damn, guess it is over.

>>82311094
You could always get your bussy eaten instead.

>>82310338 (OP)
Depends on the girl. I'd say 70% of them like sucking dick sometimes. They won't mind doing it for a bit as foreplay because it's a quick way to get your dick hard and wet while making them feel slutty and submissive, but they'll only give you blowjobs to completion for special occasions. 10% of girls hate sucking dick. 20% love giving blowjobs, they'll happily swallow your cock and drain your balls on command.
>t. dated women in each of these groups

>>82311387
need a fembot to eat my ass