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> Be me
> Have had issues with trapped gas since childhood
> Even went to a hospital a couple years ago because my intestines were so inflated I couldn't breath right
> Just gave me pain meds and a $9000 bill for the pain meds
> Last week
> Constipated as hell
> Regretting cheese
> Shit out a wad of stretch wrap and then proceed to blow herculean wind out my ass
> Today
> I have horrendous gas and I am not in agony for once, but my stomach is noisy as hell.
I'm going to assume younger me ate stretch wrap once, as kids do, and somehow it was never an issue until that hospital visit
Anyway my stomach is gurgling up a storm plese help. Holy shit it's so loud
> Have had issues with trapped gas since childhood
> Even went to a hospital a couple years ago because my intestines were so inflated I couldn't breath right
> Just gave me pain meds and a $9000 bill for the pain meds
> Last week
> Constipated as hell
> Regretting cheese
> Shit out a wad of stretch wrap and then proceed to blow herculean wind out my ass
> Today
> I have horrendous gas and I am not in agony for once, but my stomach is noisy as hell.
I'm going to assume younger me ate stretch wrap once, as kids do, and somehow it was never an issue until that hospital visit
Anyway my stomach is gurgling up a storm plese help. Holy shit it's so loud
