Thread 82396870

>at my corpojob
>Employee evaluation time
>Rate yourself!
>Competence: takes effort to reduce personal impact on nature, embraces diversity, creates a sense of belonging
>Your comments:

What is the correct answer here? Help me 4chan.

>>82396870 (OP)
am i retarded, i don't get the pic
is the vr gooner the girl or the guy? who is he fucking then

>>82396889
He's fucking the car. The joke is that the girl was a car.

>>82396889
>>82396976
Would have been funnier if it was another obsess day guy.

sense of belonging in a mass grave

if it accelerates too quickly they won't be able to turn on a dime

>>82396982
No because Grok was made by Elon and so was Tesla, which is the joke. And grok is in Teslas

>>82396870 (OP)
>>82396870 (OP)
You're a cog in the machine so this just a humiliation test.
To transcend this bullshit you have to work in a critical field. Once your skills are important enough that they can't be easily related this dei humiliation shit goes right out the window.

>>82396982
It's funny as is. The trope of everyone online being a fat slob is overplayed.

>>82396976
>He's fucking the car. The joke is that the girl was a car.
ohhhh shit, i thought he fucking someone in the back of the car or smth thanks mate

Thanks 4chan. You didn't help.

>>82397090
Because the art is terrible if that was supposed to be the slob fucking the car it looks nothing like him

>>82396889
You see, Elon Musk owns this website that used to be known as Twitter and through it runs an a.i company that also had an a.i companion service. One of those a.i companions was an anime-style blonde woman as pictured in OP's image. However, Elon Musk also owns the EV company Tesla.

>>82397230
Because your poor English skills make it hard to understand WTF you're talking about.
Here I'll do what you did:
>At place
>Quiz time
>Write yourself
>Some woke pc statements
>Your comments
>"Durr what's the correct answer anons"

>>82397272
I have to rate myself with regards to some diversity competence.

And the definition of this competence is: takes effort to reduce personal impact on nature, embraces diversity, creates a sense of belonging

I can rate myself 1/4 to 4/4 and give a comment.

>>82396870 (OP)

agree with it. man you suck at this

>>82396870 (OP)
Self evaluations according to bullshit HR buzzwords fills me with unbridled rage.

>>82396870 (OP)
Any time you grade yourself, give yourself the best marks possible. Doing anything less is overthinking something that someone was just giving you.

>>82396870 (OP)
I think having a car girlfriend would be an upgrade for me. Wasn't that a Stephen King novel?

I don't know what the actual request looks like verbatim: if it's different or is as retarded as your green text.
>Rate yourself
Ok. Pertaining to my actual job description, performance, challenges, and insights, right?
>Competence: ...(diversity garbage)...
Is your core employment competency embracing diversity? How does that work exactly? Do you work for the Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society?
Why is it written retarded? If the company is unrelated to shitting up western countries but still wishes to virtue signal shouldn't the line be:
>In the course of engaging with your obligate duties within the workspace how have you made efforts to: reduce personal impact on nature, embraces diversity, creates a sense of belonging.
Instead, did it really just have a line that says
>Competence: ....

Is this the experience of a retarded brown woman running your corporate HR?
At best, if I wanted to keep the job I'd do the passive resistance thing like just write "Yes." or "7 out of 10" and submit that.
Otherwise I'd throw the request in the trash.

>>82396870 (OP)
Just go 4/5 and write some gay shit like "looking to improve" in one of the boxes

>>82396870 (OP)
You have to do those too?
Kek I just hit "Meets Expectations" on everything and shut up about it

t. been promoted twice in the past 4 years

>>82397969
It has different competences like fulfilling tasks at time, passion for work, empowerment etc.

And one of those competences is defined as: "takes effort to reduce personal impact on nature, embraces diversity, creates a sense of belonging"

>>82397969
And yes it is a normal wagie job tied to a product you probably even use everyday yourself. My job is not to suck rainbow cock but do tangible wagie shit and as part of my evaluation i have to rate myself if i follow the religion of corpo culturalism.

>>82396982
>would have been funnier if it had the most predictable possible punchline
I bet you know the title and release date of the next MCU film and can't wait to stream it on Disney+

>>82397230
Clearly you used the wrong OP pic. Anon's second law, convo will go in the path of most interest.

>>82399021
Ironically the artist used to be beloved by reddit until he started supporting orange man

>>82396982
>Would have been funnier if it was another obsess day guy.
No, because you were EXPECTING it to be another obese guy. The funniest jokes are where you don't see the punchline coming, they surprise you, but it still makes sense. They call it "subverting your expectations". In this case, when the busty blonde online girlfriend says she looks "different on the outside, but this is the REAL me" you're thinking "Uh oh, this guy got catfished by a fat ugly troon". In the third panel you see that the tall handsome guy is actually a fat balding slob in a VR headset, and the pretty girl is actually a self-driving car. Finally we get the punchline, where the guy is okay with his online girlfriend being a car in real life, and he's having mad sex with the car in the middle of a parking lot at night.

This is actually such a hilarious concept they could stretch it out to an entire episode of Black Mirror.