Thread 82406671

this student of the way of fish is tired of his mental issues

maybe drinking sum shou puer later... baka got sum cookies to snacc later

the pizza is in the tummy... baka is craving sum mcslop but its too expensive for baka

What is the fish way?

being mentally ill is kind of like being forced to drive sum race but having a broken car. if the car is too broken to drive at all society and other loonies do le "nooo youre just making excuses, i am better than you etc". this fish thought le "before i drive in ze race i need to repair my car". and after sum time of repairing the car this fish did le "do i really need to drive in ze race? i want to do a road trip with sum cute chinese girl instead". but everynyan else is kind of le "noooooo you HAVE to either drive the slave race or the revenge race"
>>82407218
you wouldnt geddit if you dont geddit

maybe gayming sum otome games X copying sum archetype to make sum internet persona to get internet girlfriends with. probs the most popular archetypes are
>billionaire
>vampire
>billionaire vampire

preparing the 20yo shou puer...

Maybe going to a chud psych after getting the n1 next year (without the n1 id just get called schizo again). Probs a psych like that would either gib sickness paper forever so the neet office wouldn't be able to do anything or maybe gib sum program which would gib new identity with a fake past. I kind of need to be more shameless about system stuff. When I was in the psych ward my roommate did stuff like "if you don't gib program I will kill myself" to bakas on the phone

Defrosting the blueberries X cherries

I think the only helperooo the state could gib to me that would actually help and isn't just money would be le new identity X fake past X "fake" university attendance permission paper. If I could choose ze name of a new identity I'd chuuni maxx and would go with "Wernher von Neuschwabenland" or sumthing like that

>>82406671 (OP)
Me too

>>82407240
This loony boy's car can drive for a bit but quickly overheats and shuts off

>>82407285
Do ze
>cute boys doing cute BL things
archetype. I'll be your BF. I-It's only to help you attract a female though, I'm not gay or anything...

>>82407467
>"if you don't gib program I will kill myself"
Incredibly based, this makes normies sneed like nothing else

the tea time is over... snaccing sum cookies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5AymeRq6vs
>>82408082
>I'll be your BF. I-It's only to help you attract a female though, I'm not gay or anything...
this registered sex offender only sexually harasses bakas who post cute anime girls

>>82406671 (OP)
i wish i could be a real person

i am so sick of le dog barkerooo
>>82408415
baka lives inside a computer...

for some reason i havent been eating lately. ive only eaten meals from my dad so he still thinks im normal.

baka is playing the piano again... kind of crazy that i barely lost any skill even though i havent played it for probs half a year. baka wants to have sum overt skill. all of my special baka skills are covert
>>82408714
baka is skinny maxxing

i think probs the hardest part about le piano is getting through the basics. after that its probs like osu

defrosting the blueberries X cherries together was a mistake. the cherry taste overrides the blueberry taste

>>82409380
>overrides
wrong worderoooo. the correct word would probs be "overpowers"

snaccing another cookie...

snaccing the salami snacc...

"department of war" sounds really heckin cool

>>82408341
>this registered sex offender only sexually harasses bakas who post cute anime girls
I vill NOT post any cute anime girls I like and baka vill NOT tribute them

>>82408791
Baka hasn't played in like a month or less, it feels like

>>82409380
Cherries are the niggers of berries...

>>82409608
>>82409686
Baka is snaccing a lot...

maybe sum drawerooo
>>82409777
>Baka is snaccing a lot...
its to replace the calories i lost by sneeding

this fish wants to be american

europe kind of has no appeal. eu politicians are rebbit tier cringe. cities are filthy. if youre a white male the system hates you. europe always copies american democrat nonsense slop. etc

something weird though is le
>brown baka rapes a teen
>"teehee he didnt know any better, dont sent him to prison"
>white baka rapes someone
>"he deserves maxx prison sentence!!!!"
but
>brown loony baka drives into a crowd
>"he is big boy terrorist affiliated with isis!!!!! transfer him to the glowie torture practice facility!!!"
>white baka shoots sum baka to make sum political statement (aka does actual terrorism)
>"teehee he is just a mentally ill loony, let him play the ps2 in the comfy nordic prison"

>>82410007
>calories i lost by sneeding
So that's how one anorexiamaxxes...

>>82410598
Sorry, we only accept retards

>>82410893
Baka is nooooticing...

its kind of like people think non whites dont really understand what theyre doing unless when it comes to attacking random people, thats always assumed to be planned by terror groups. and people think the white people are always 100% aware of everything theyre doing X impulse control maxxed X if theyre doing sumthing its very calculated and planned, but this stops being the case when some white loony attacks random people thats when the white baka gets the "teehee he didnt know any better" treatment

so its actual racism just not the "fugg these subhumans" type of racism. its the "those subhumans dont understand what they are doing so they need special treatment" kind of racism. is what i think. the left is way more racist than the right

this fish deserves special treatment for being a special boy

its my sacred right to never work for a country that has wronged me this much

the state was like
>hehe we will ban YOU from the institutions, force YOU to go through mental torture so YOU would be groomed into being a good slave, and then we will humiliate YOU, and then YOU will be a slave who does the worst kind of jobs because WE have this power over YOU. hehe WE love abusing this power we have over YOU so much. ooooo WE are getting off to the power abuse!!!!!
and then this fish was like
>ok i will just not work, not my problem
and then the state was like (and currently is like)
>noooooooo YOU have to do the slave labor!!!! WE are forcing YOU. YOU have no choice!!! YOU subhuman cant disobey
and this fish will soon be like
>ching chong ping pong (china pls help me)

i blame everything on germany. i know my current suffering is only due to my own mind but germany made it be like this. and the state harassing me to get me to be sum slave doesnt make things easier. no amount of "teehee akshually this slave below minimum wage job is like a dream job for someone like YOU" will get me to be a slave

i make these sneed posts mostly because maybe the rage bait makes the police baka, who monitors my chanerooo activity to build a hate speech case against me, sneed enough to gib. but maybe i will stop because they kind of make me sneed too and there probs isnt a police baka reading it and if there is that baka probs hates me X thinks i am a subhuman who deserves the worst. its way more likely china will save me so thats the only strategy i should bother with

>nooooo i don't wanna work, don't put me into the arbeitsmassnahme! germany is so terrible, i think i'll migrate into the US (where there is no burgergeld)
are you an aspiring lolcow?

>>82411375
i could just debt maxx X go to college in america
>i think i'll migrate into the US
thats not what i said. i have no means to get to america X live there

I eat the way of the fish!

also this thread is not for german bakas or other europoors. you wouldnt get my sneed. the americans and the other non europoors geddit
>>82411411
*teleports behind you*

>>82411400
...but college in germany is free?

>>82411455
Only if you get approved by the institutions. They didn't even let me get the hauptschulabschluss. Spending years to get the abitur just to go to sum german university is so not worth it

what did brown people do to bro

>>82411508
the state told me "you are just trying to scam the state out of gibs it could gib to brown people instead so we we will gib you nothing". this fish has a grudge against the unequal treatment ever since

its not that i hate brown people. i hate the white people that give the brown people special treatment because they think brown people are stupid animals who dont understand anything

this fish will walk on *the* path and *do* nothing

btw would the chanerooo gib ip if sum europoor police baka does le "noooo this is illegal speech according to the 1984 wrongthink dystopia laws!!!!" or would the chanerooo do le "the illegal in europe 0s and 1s are stored in america and protected by the 2nd amendment"? people got arrested over threats but i dont remember any illegal in le 1984 dystopia speech stuff getting someone arrested. xitter and other normal people social media always gibs ip for anything

i wouldnt really mind getting arrested over my opinion anyway. it would gib me a *real* asylum reason i could probs even use on america. but being a "in the shadows" baka is still better so pls dont arrest me

anyway, i think i will stop the rage baiting from now on in languages the europoors can understand. *they* are reading it and the rage bait has the opposite effect on *them*. it makes *them* hate me

europoor rebbit arrogance is the worst

this fish is a misunderstood good boy. i deserve to be rewarded instead of punished

>get told demons, hell, satan etc was just made up by the church
>read bible
>it mentions those things a lot
reading the bible kind of made me realize my bible knowledge was wrong X just globohomofied stuff the activist institutions want you believe

the thing with demon stuff is if demons are real theyd stop attacking humans after the invention of the internet. if theyd possess humans now it would go viral X if it happens a lot bakas would bible maxx which probs would fugg up the demons. pre internet demons could just attack sum random village baka and no one would know besides the village

idk le "there is no footage post smartphones going mainstream so its not real" isalways le argument against demons and ghosts but maybe there is no real footage because they know about the consequences so they stopped bothering interacting with hooomans

>>82411763
>by the 2nd amendment
1st* the second one is the guneroooo one. i am glad we europoors dont have something like the 2nd amendment. apparently europe tolerates groups the middle east doesnt tolerate and considers extremists, imagine if they had easy access to guns

this wrongthink yapping fish is going to sleep now. good night everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQOXxmznGPg