Thread 82427291

Moids, if you were a knight and the princess of your tribe was captured by enemy, would you try to rescue her?

>>82427291 (OP)
>Knight
>Tribe
Knights cannot exist within a tribal system, they are a part of feudal nobility which requires an advanced social structure with castes and roles beyond the scope of a tribal system :)

Pretty sure I would have to. That's like saying "if you were a solider and your country invaded the Middle East for the millionth time, would you deploy?"

Anyways, yes.

>>82427291 (OP)
i would never be in this situation as i would have been cast out to live in the forests and caves long since

>>82427344
I wish I wasn't such a lazy fuck so I could go live in the forests and caves.

>>82427291 (OP)
Not after all of this, no.

Men: bro I wish I could die for a cause or fight for glory wahh my life is so humdrum
This scenario presented to them: meh too much work

>>82427291 (OP)
No, I'd laugh at her. Women are soulless, retarded parasites.

>>82427291 (OP)
no
fuck m*narchism we're couping this king

>>82427291 (OP)
I dont want to save a princess though I want to go to the Tosche station to pick up some power converters

>>82427291 (OP)
>Me in full plate with a polehammer vs buckskins with shitty bows.

I'll take those odds.

>>82427291 (OP)
Yes, I'd do it even if there was no princess to save

>>82427301
First post best, a real Fippy Bippy

>>82427291 (OP)
>if you were a knight
>would you try to rescue
Yes, but it presupposes i'd be a knight which is unlikely

Knock out an enemy guard, then take their clothes.
Disguise myself as them and then rape her.
Leave and after some time "rescue" her.
Use the trauma to convince her to increase military pressure.
Afterwards she will be vulnerable and I will be able to possibly insert myself into a position of trust for coming to her rescue.
Of course there exists the possibility that they will attempt to dispose of me to keep the secret of her chastity a secret, perhaps if they were wanting to marry her off to some other kingdom and my knowledge of "the incident" would make them want to get rid of me.
But that just begins the next consideration of realpolitik where I have to subtly let them know about my deadman's switch without it seeming like I don't trust them.
Being an honorable knight is a very intense job.

>>82427291 (OP)
i love how everyone is saying yes but only because it's literally their job to do so. I bet the foid (tranny) thought everyone would do so out of some desire to be honourable and chivalrous and romantic. No you dumb (fake) woman, we're not going to rescue you because you're special or anything. it's what we're paid to do. not gonna marry you either. get fucked

>>82427291 (OP)
Knights weren't in "tribes" so I'm assuming that this is some bizarro fantasy outside of the medieval.

But aside from all that, based off of my my personal experience the princess would be a whore who doesn't care about my unyielding, unending loyalty, so no. I would not lift a finger.

Maybe in another time, another world, another place, I would.

Maybe in that place and time I would receive a small acknowledgement of what I am capable of. Maybe I would even be with the princess, as unlikely as it is even within this fantasy. There were cases where lowly knights married the princess.

>>82427291 (OP)
The princess of my KINGDOM, sure. I couldn't call myself a knight if I wouldn't even try to save my lord's daughter.

>>82428453
>I couldn't call myself a knight if I wouldn't even try to save my lord's daughter.
A true knight would be under his liege's orders doing whatever it is he asked of you.
If he doesn't want his daughter rescued for whatever reason and thus doesn't order you to do it, it won't happen.

>>82428431
Dude youre the knight not the prince. Its your job to rescue the princess, you need to deal with your erection on your own. Use your hand if you have too, you arent going to be with the princess. But its your job to protect them to maintain stability within the kingdom. You have millions of souls who rely on them.

>>82427291 (OP)
It would be a set up. I'm a knight that trained the princess at being a knight and she'd destroy the castle within while I break in and finish the job.

>>82428793
>Its your job to rescue the princess
Not my problem, she's a stupid whore.
>Use your hand if you have too, you arent going to be with the princess.
There are cases of it.
>But its your job to protect them to maintain stability within the kingdom
The "kingdom" is built upon lies of the next generation, the princess, being pure and virtuous.
>You have millions of souls who rely on them.
Not my problem.

>>82427291 (OP)
No because she would already have been defiled and carrying the seed of the enemy.

>>82428864
Dude the kingdoms gonna collapse if youre allowing the royalty to be kidnapped and raped. And without your kingdom functioning youre going to have to live without a paycheck. Imagine orcs are plundering your grain workers and now theres no bread in the city. And the high level city officials are calling guards to stop people from stealing and raping. Before long youre fleeing the capital because its safer in the countryside, then you end up dying to a spider bite or some other preventable death. Yeah you need to save the princess so the prince can have her again, the prince has better girls dude trust me, hes also probably not even gonna want her anymore after shes been raped by the invaders so many times that her butthole wont close anymore and her black eyes will never heal and now shes missing a few teeth because they punched her so many times while raping her pussy and sphincter and mouth, guy after guy wanted to say they plapped the princesses butt. In fact you could also probably pound her butt a couple times.

>>82428899
>Dude the kingdoms gonna collapse if youre allowing the royalty to be kidnapped and raped.
Not my problem. She already fucked 8 men before that, what's a barbarian added to it?
>And without your kingdom functioning youre going to have to live without a paycheck.
I can manage. Better than fighting for someone I know is a whore who will never acknowledge your loyalty.
>Yeah you need to save the princess so the prince can have her again,
The prince is a cuck whose princess has fucked no less than 8 men and pretends she's virtuous.
>In fact you could also probably pound her butt a couple times.
No, I want to be recognized for my unyielding loyalty. But the princess is not capable of that.

>>82428931
Princesses have to go through their whore phase to find their inner sense of self. So they can become a strong and independent woman capable of holding down a position of authority over man. Your princess did her duty and youre failing to do yours.

>>82428965
>>Princesses have to go through their whore phase to find their inner sense of self.
She can find herself in getting raped by a pack of barbarians.
>>So they can become a strong and independent woman capable of holding down a position of authority over man
The only princess OR woman capable of holding a position of authority over a man is one who is pure and capable of acknowledging your undying loyalty.
If the princess is incapable of loyalty, why should the lowly knight be expected to do his job?
>>Your princess did her duty and youre failing to do yours.
In fact, she failed at her only duty.

>>82427291 (OP)
A chance at combat and heroism and a violent death?
I don't even care about the princess i was just looking for an excuse to commit atrocites
RAHHHHHHHH

it would be a very good excuse to exert extreme violence. saving the princess would be a mere bonus, if we go by my Mount and Blade mindset I'd take the chance to establish my own fucking kingdom.

the princess would probably fuck the enemy tribesman and declare her own tribe racist, so no