Thread 82428615

I KNOW there are at least some girls on here, I just need to figure out a way to extract one for myself.

>>82428615 (OP)
I think that takes a lot of luck unfortunately

>>82428615 (OP)
Right click on file -> Extract here

Duh.

>>82428615 (OP)
Ill hang you by your ballsack. Youre not going to take even a single bitch from my royal harem. Every foid on this board is royal property. Field niggers like yourself can go to a club and touch a roast beef pussy with herpes. The girls here are all pure and totally in love with me because im the king of this place.

>>82428615 (OP)
i have a boyfriend, you're too late. you could have had me 3 years ago when i was depressed and suicidal but you wanted mentally healthy stacy

>>82429046
Royally fucked meaning youre totally screwed is because its bad to be royalty in this world. Im actually the king of r9k, youre just one of the field whores. You probably got a quick tongue and a silver spoon in your pussy. Yeah consider that your rags to riches opportunity. Come sexually submit to the king of r9k, surrender every hole for the rest of your whore life which is only like a couple years. And in exchange, everything you could ever dream of is yours.

>>82429046
That hurts and it's not even true.

>>82428615 (OP)
I'm a woman on r9k but I got a serious boyfriend. We can still talk but only if you mic up on discord but im infamous so you likely don't want me

>>82429107
why would it hurt if it's not true?
>>82429135
>infamous
are you nigga aware that fame is not applicable to an anonymous imageboard?

>>82428615 (OP)
lol what you mean with extracting one for your self . That sounds so funny

Join a discord server that's 4chan adjacent and see if you can hit it off with one of the women there. We looove discord because we can use emojis and post pics of our crafts. Post yourself doing something fun, have a good attitude, and just seem laidback. Don't get pissy at shittalking that gives us the ick. My bf joined a server and just acted funny and cool, hit on some of the girls but not in a cringe way just in a "I'm single" way, so I dm'd him and we got to talking and eventually met up. Chemistry was so great we did ldr, then he got a new job to live near me and I moved him into my house. Almost 1.5 years strong

>>82429153
don't glowies call the hidden recuitment "extraction"? i swear I saw that word used like that in half-life

>>82429160
>pics of our crafts
"image" in the word "imageboard" means something

>>82429164
idk i dont use this often so dont know the slang.

>>82429173
What are you trying to say to me right now hun

>>82429135
No thank you chickn, I actually just got an unavailable (married) infamous 4chan egirl to talk to. She is really nice and easy to talk to but we aren't really friends since she won't message first, and it just makes me wish I could have a gf.
>>82429148
Because every girl has been taken and it feels like it's too late.
>>82429153
yeah I thought it would be funny to put it that way
>>82429160
I have never joined a server that just seems like a crowded room where I will be ignored, and someone will have already tried with all the girls.

>>82429188
what's the point of using "4chan adjacent" discords to post your pics of crafts or other shit when 4chan already provides that option?

every "Woman" here is a mix of the most evil and toxic people you could ever involve yourself with, they're all whores as well

>>82429198
sounds funny but also disgusting like extracting a pimple.
>>82429203
Not as if the men here are any better.

>>82429203
basically this, people don't use this board for no reason
I'd advise anyone against being so desperate as to look for e-girls

>>82429229
Please no? I need this I can't talk to anyone at work and it's the only time I leave the house please? No one likes me outside if I don't have here I have nothing.

>>82429202
What a dumb fucking question. Fuck off nigger

>>82429202
people on there dont respect and appreciate art

>>82429254
I know the answer actually: you want to whore for attention and validation
>>82429237
>I need this
what for? can't you talk with other anons on this very website?

>>82429227
the men here are way better, Women in male dominated spaces are naturally bitchy attention seekers

>>82429276
>>I need this
>what for? can't you talk with other anons on this very website?
No i mean like please don't hate every cunt female on here I'm sorry I'm a female but I'm retarded 4chan is my only social interaction

>>82429276
No honey bunny it's called socializing and friendship. Feedback and related pics posted back from people you chat to every day hits differently than just sharing it on here where there are tons of riffraff and window licking morons like you that will prob just respond with inflammatory bs. Sorry I want good faith interaction. Like I love cooking but /ck/ is the worst place to discuss it
There now act like you are too cool to care go on honey

>>82429289
>I'm sorry I'm a female
As another woman can you please slice your clit with a knife 10 times for typing that embarrassing bullshit

>>82428615 (OP)
ive met two girls on /soc/ but haven't met up in person with either. you just have to write interesting stuff about yourself on the meetup threads.

>>82429297
Can I use acid? I don't like blood and it seems quicker

>>82429267
there are boards appropriate for posting artworks, assuming the art is not being appreciated because it's shit that only you like
>>82429289
what the fuck are you talking about? I'll forget about it in a few minutes. I don't hold grudges against anonymous posters
>>82429290
>good faith interaction
explain the "good faith" part

>>82429278
you are delusional some of the men on this site are crazy monsters.

>>82429307
Certainly, brainlet. Good faith is when you respond in a way actually engaging with the content.
Say Sally posts her chicken she made on /ck/. A normal person will respond talking about the breading technique, the final result, how he prefers to bread chicken, etc
A shitposting mouthbreather will make racial jokes, comment on random shit in the background or start a discussion about how meat is murder. That is not in good faith
Did that help honey?

>>82429314
All Women on this site are crazy monsters, that's why they are here because Chad doesn't want them irl so they farm attention from 4chan incels

>>82429333
checked he's right

holy trips of trvth

>>82429333
Coudnt you say the same in reverse?

>>82429331
Are you aware that people on /ck/ actually talk about cooking? Saw it myself.
Being called a jeet means that your chicken looks like it was cooked on some indian market.

>>82429352
Umm why would you associate chicken with indians? Are you like, doing ok?

>>82429349
a woman has to be bpd meth addict to be unwanted
a man can be balding and he is going to have a bad time

>>82429365
I'm doing ok because I prefer pork or beef anyway.

>>82429374
Uhh alrighty then weirdo

>>82429368
oh are you balding? Sorry if I hit a sensitive topic.
Kind of get your point but getting men will having bpd is easy. Im kind of proving your point but still dont think the women on here are evil. Just a bit mean

>>82429399
yeah, i'm obese, shower once in two weeks and my dick is 9cm
i am not just icky, I am the ick
women tremble at my very presence on my nightly incelwalk
>dont think the women on here are evil
"evil" is a meaningless word, in the context of looking for girlfriend (like op does) "not worthy" is more fitting

>>82429424
thanks that made me really laugh. but you could try to shower every day if that is one of your life problems. Dont think this is the healthiest place to find someone

>>82429457
if I showered more often women wouldn't leave the free seats for me to walk away to the other side of the bus

>>82429516
lol honestly there are a lot of people like you quit annoying and weird. Especially at night in the bus or in the train

>>82429584
honestly, I'm none of these things I've mentioned
women aside, but not showering and being overweight would make my life harder

>>82429611
posted under the name by mistake

>>82429611
lol already guessed they where strange and wayy specific. yes but people choose to be overweight and not shower.