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Anonymous No.82430554 >>82430586 >>82431549
/britfeel/
Lazy cunts.
Anonymous No.82430574 >>82430606
first for piss pants sean
Anonymous No.82430575
Not an emo night mates, but an emo adjacent night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NobWrytHjy4
That's even bri'ish too corr, proper on brand.
Anonymous No.82430586
>>82430554 (OP)
listen lad i went to make the thread, blame chinkmoot for weak antispam measures that catch the innocent in the net too
Anonymous No.82430596 >>82430601 >>82430670
surely you mean 'lazy cunts' EDITION
Anonymous No.82430601
>>82430596
oh fuck OP will never recover from this
Anonymous No.82430606 >>82430615
>>82430574
got a dummy in there seany boy
Anonymous No.82430610 >>82430624
my favourite emo-adjacent band? My Chemical Romance.
Anonymous No.82430615
>>82430606
waheeyyyyy nappy on seany
Anonymous No.82430616
someone make my Inbetweeners shoop but better, please.
Anonymous No.82430624
>>82430610
thank god r9k opened my eyes to Thursday being the top trve emo band
Anonymous No.82430632 >>82430656
another pussy edition
love it
Anonymous No.82430634 >>82430638
oh look it's the same conversations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM
guitarlads, create a /britfeel/ theme song. thank you.
Anonymous No.82430638
>>82430634
wont it just be "dolly dolly dolly" to the tune of "money money money"
Anonymous No.82430651
Ought to cop some R&R now me
Anonymous No.82430656 >>82430664
>>82430632
cats and ket
all you need
Anonymous No.82430661
tramadol is the dog to cats' ketamine
Anonymous No.82430664 >>82430671
>>82430656
you gay mate? all my gay mates love ketamine
Anonymous No.82430670 >>82430736
>>82430596
No, it was a statement, not an edition. Plus your refusal to make your own thread, makes what you have to say redundant.
Anonymous No.82430671
>>82430664
i always tell people ketamine is a 'gay drug' and nobody understands what the fuck i'm on about
Anonymous No.82430674 >>82430752
This thread with the ket users is a pretty good advertisement as to why ket is a bad idea. Just makes you a sad cunt who won't shut up about it.
Anonymous No.82430702
women in black tights, brown boots and cute little scarves
Anonymous No.82430713
All I ever wanted was to be loved by a girl.
Anonymous No.82430720 >>82430846
Ruth's legs must feel like jelly right now. She's going to feel it in the morning. I'm proud of a lass doing something good for herself and others.
Anonymous No.82430728
All I ever wanted was to be loved by a girl (male).
Anonymous No.82430736
>>82430670
i cannot be redundant as i do not and will not work.
Anonymous No.82430752 >>82430792 >>82430809 >>82430838
>>82430674
i mean i'd be the first to tell you that, to be quite honest.
i feel like you can say that about every drug, however. alcohol included. i honestly think stoners are the most chill, smackheads aren't that bad until they start nicking stuff, and coke just turns most people into arseholes (on or off it)
Anonymous No.82430779
RIP little nigga. One of the realest ones I knew.
Anonymous No.82430790
bit worried because i found those two blisters and i've gotten through one on to the second one now
but in this moment, i am euphoric
Anonymous No.82430792 >>82430829
>>82430752
Stoners, as a former stoner and friends with many, are fucking insufferable.

I'm a proper drug person and I absolutely hate drug people.
Anonymous No.82430809 >>82430838
>>82430752
I'd say stoners over 25 though. Younger stoners never shut up about some new bollocks. Older ones tend to just keep to themselves.
I like people who just do their shit and only mention it if relevant or they are offering.
Anonymous No.82430811
She is enjoying that pint I reckon. Lush. Well done lass.
Anonymous No.82430829
>>82430792
i used to just chill and watch stuff, alone or with friends. even the odd "do you think there are aliens?" conversations were fine, when you're a participant.

now i get psychosis so i'm not going to have anything remotely approaching a good time.
Anonymous No.82430838
>>82430752
>>82430809
Honestly not experienced that.
I spent like 17-21 hanging out with mega stoners, and I wasn't a stoner myself. I'd just sit and drink while they smoked up and hotboxed.
It was honestly very chill and not insufferable. The drug for them was just them setting the mood to chat shit, not be the only topic

The only insufferable thing about it is it made them fucking USELESS at planning anything. They were about as reliable as chinkshit electronics off amazon.
Anonymous No.82430846 >>82430932
>>82430720
Bet it's nothing compared to a 5 hour sesh with Tyrone and the mandem on Fri nights.
Anonymous No.82430854
wonder what Crossy-kun is up to atm
Anonymous No.82430858 >>82430875 >>82430896
So fucking sad right now. Really got to be thinking about myself and my actions. I don't know anymore. I'm tired. I'm lonely. I have nothing. How do you even start when you've got no friends, no life experience this late in life? Some men just can't win. Some just have to be the bad guys in this world.
Anonymous No.82430865 >>82430887
What ever happened to Loli poster in the end? Was that another larp
Anonymous No.82430875 >>82430897
>>82430858
do you literally have zero connections? however old you are, anyone from school back in the day?

even if you're 100% by yourself, you could join a club. go play D&D with nerds.
Anonymous No.82430884
now THIS is real emo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6yED9alU98
Anonymous No.82430887 >>82430904
>>82430865
Lollers? yeah it was all a LARP. he had a 3D girlfriend in her 20s.
Anonymous No.82430896 >>82430941
>>82430858
>Some men just can't win
Almost like you set yourself up to fail, funny that.
No worries though I'm sure crying about it on r9k all night really solves things and isnt a fucking attention whore tactic akin with most 14 year old girls begging for attention.
Anonymous No.82430897 >>82430918
>>82430875
I'm not into super nerdy things like D&D. No, I don't have anyone at this point. The only people I've sort of known are just losers too. There are no clubs. Even if I joined a club, they'd start asking about my life and the inevitable "what do you do for a living?" Then you're just thrown out for not being the right type of person.
Anonymous No.82430900 >>82430912
>Studio album by Knuckle Puck
>Released July 31, 2015

>2015
>real emo
no.
Anonymous No.82430904
>>82430887
Excellent! Well that's one I'm glad was a larp.
Did foot poster disappear too? Sorry I've only been on past few days for first time in like a few years.
I used to like Glenmorangie lad. Never got to tell him about my trip to Islay.
Anonymous No.82430910 >>82430936
Wish these troon feels would just fuck off already.
Anonymous No.82430912 >>82430929
>>82430900
realer emo than anything you like POSER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izoBrYV9L-w
Anonymous No.82430918
>>82430897
i think when you get on with people, they give less of a shit what you 'do'. i mean you could even do bad things: there are drug dealers out there, unemployed, don't declare income to HMRC. they have mates.

maybe a white lie? you're self-employed, you were doing some web design, but work dried up with AI. and you're having some mental health troubles. bit of a break.
Anonymous No.82430929 >>82430934
>>82430912
it's 'poseur' you falsemo.
Anonymous No.82430932 >>82430939 >>82430946
>>82430846
She is not the sort of girl. She has a white, middle class boyfriend.
Anonymous No.82430934
>>82430929
thats for indie rock not emo
Anonymous No.82430936 >>82430949 >>82430959 >>82430963 >>82431606
>>82430910
had a laff yesterday when one lad mentioned wearing skirts but it's PURELY SEXUAL GUYS and suddenly everyone came out of the woodworks, also admitting they wear skirts.
Anonymous No.82430939
>>82430932
That's exactly that sort of girl. They are the ones that cheat. Looking for that bad boy.
Anonymous No.82430941 >>82430950
>>82430896
I can't turn back time. I hate how it's completely fucked for me.
Anonymous No.82430946 >>82430957
>>82430932
Will is going to change her. he is going to change her in directions you do not like. you have the power to stop him.
Anonymous No.82430949
>>82430936
I once dressed as Amy Winehouse for Halloween (the year she died) and got a bj. That count?
Anonymous No.82430950
>>82430941
>there are consequences for my actions, or lack thereof?????
Anonymous No.82430957
>>82430946
I'm sure he's a good lad. She wouldn't be with him otherwise. I trust him to take care of her in these unpredictable times.
Anonymous No.82430959
>>82430936
more lads need to dress in skirts, but ideally look good in it
Anonymous No.82430963
>>82430936
Well it's not really sexual, and I don't find wearing womens clothes "sexual", but yea there's a lot of that around too these days
Anonymous No.82431022
clothes are NOT sexual. although, i remember this cosplayer doing a lot of bikini/revealing costumes. all about the costumes, you see. like an art form.
then she got married and deleted all those photos specifically. makes you wonder if ASMR is just a fetish, and ASMRtists private their videos because they're in a loving relationship.
Anonymous No.82431052 >>82431066 >>82431072
So I've spent 4 hours a night for the last 2 nights asking people on TikTok Live how many toast they can make simultaneously in their toasters.
I can officially say that after speaking to crack whores, random old blokes and even a man in prison; that 4 slice is the current average.
BONUS: Mr Motivator was very nice and he also has a 4 slice toaster.
Anonymous No.82431066 >>82431089 >>82431091
>>82431052
>that 4 slice is the current average.
surely not, that is fucking posh shit
i thought i was a posh cunt for having a glass side, and said 4 slices was "i vote tory" territory
Anonymous No.82431072 >>82431081 >>82431091 >>82431466
>>82431052
why would you ever need more than two slices at once?

i don't have a toaster, i use a George Foreman grill. it only fits one slice of bread, so i either do two (like a sandwich) and flip them halfway, OR i do one, Marmite it, and then grill the other as i'm eating.
Anonymous No.82431081 >>82431107
>>82431072
2 toasted sarnies at once
Anonymous No.82431089 >>82431103
>>82431066
>glass side
need a picture of this, or a similar one.
i know there are glass desks and that, but how do you have a glass side? marble/granite, i'd understand.
Anonymous No.82431091 >>82431118
>>82431066
>>82431072
Lads! I do NOT know. I do think however that this shows the UK is secretly prospering when a man in a cell has a 4 slice toaster...
I myself grill like a real man.
Anonymous No.82431103 >>82431116 >>82431119 >>82431126
>>82431089
It's not this one, but similar.
Anonymous No.82431107
>>82431081
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

can't go wrong
Anonymous No.82431116
>>82431103
You thought 4 slice was Tory? As someone who has received a written letter from Reece-Mogg and who's family attended his speech today at the local church: That is Illuminati shit lad. Are you a Rothschild?
Anonymous No.82431118 >>82431130
>>82431091
Just means the middle class infected your survey sample. I mean I think I'm middle class and it was still too posh for me.
Anonymous No.82431119 >>82431123
>>82431103
what, that's not what a 'side' is
Anonymous No.82431123 >>82431143
>>82431119
It's the side of the fucking toaster you mong. We weren't talking about the fucking worktop of the surface, but the actual toaster, you dingbat.
Anonymous No.82431126 >>82431139
>>82431103
https://www.magimix.co.uk/other-products/115-vision-toaster-5018399115262.html
I have this one
Anonymous No.82431130
>>82431118
I would have believed so but if you have ever been on TikTok live at 2-6am then I'm pretty sure you will think again. Most of these people were pissheads from scotland in their council places. That or drugged out of their mind.
I spoke to one whore and her pimp. The only 2 that seemed posh were Mr Motivator and Michael Barrymore (who refused my question as he was stoned with his dog)
Anonymous No.82431139 >>82431151
>>82431126
180 quid for a fucking toaster? how much are you toasting it to justify it
Anonymous No.82431143 >>82431151 >>82431157
>>82431123
i can see where you're coming from, 'side' as in 'secondary'. but that's a weird term/noun.

if you're talking about the side in the kitchen, it means the side.
Anonymous No.82431150 >>82431182 >>82431190
so is TikTok Live like Omegle?
Anonymous No.82431151 >>82431174 >>82431189
>>82431139
Not much desu
>>82431143
Are you stoned or stupid lad, the context is toasters so side refers to the side of the toaster
Anonymous No.82431157 >>82431189
>>82431143
you are beyond help, we were talking about the TOASTER
not the kitchen side, the kitchen never fucking came up
Anonymous No.82431174 >>82431204
>>82431151
>Not much desu
no idea why you'd spend that much money on it other than retardation or a massive flex
the one i posted was 40 quid and does the job just fine, and i toast semi-regularly as i like pitas and shit like that
Anonymous No.82431178 >>82431196
I got a variable temperature kettle as well, real good desu, I do my coffees at like 80c then still add lots of milk, drinkable right away
Anonymous No.82431182
>>82431150
People wise it's like how I'd imagine that middle aged posh mum's see 4chan. It's full of pedos, extremists and weirdo druggies. It's also like Kick in that there is no copyright at all and people smoke and take drugs on screen and rarely get done for it.
It's like Kick only you can invite yourself into peoples chats if they have it on as well as commenting.
Anonymous No.82431189 >>82431204
>>82431151
>>82431157
>i thought i was a posh cunt for having a glass side,
i mean that sounds the same as
>i thought i was a posh cunt for having a granite side,
and it's in the context of kitchen stuff we have.

how the hell does that parse as 'having a glass toaster oven to the side of the toaster'?
Anonymous No.82431190
>>82431150
you going to get your pencil out lad?
Anonymous No.82431196 >>82431222
>>82431178
Alright lad now that's just showing off.
Anonymous No.82431204 >>82431232 >>82431601
>>82431174
Because it will last literally forever, they sell replacement parts for every bit of it
>>82431189
Ket is melting your brain lad
Anonymous No.82431222 >>82431265
>>82431196
Nah showing off would be one of those special taps that make instant boiling water that cost like a grand. 100 quid on a kettle isn't much and it's very useful
Anonymous No.82431232 >>82431251
>>82431204
>Ket is melting your brain lad
i know but, 'a glass side'
i have a keyboard in front of me. i have a mouse side?
Anonymous No.82431251 >>82431343
Also I got an induction hob and a Smeg oven
>>82431232
Jesus lad what don't you get, if we're talking about toasters and say I got one with a glass side it's the toaster that has a glass side
Anonymous No.82431265
>>82431222
Nah I get it I'm just taking the piss.
I'm weird in that I like the oldschool way of doing things even if it takes longer. It's why I grill. Partly because I hate tech and don't like spending money but mainly because I pride myself on having me time whenever and I like that it takes me 6 hours to make my own jerky for example. makes me feel human.
Anonymous No.82431327 >>82431411
bmong
xmong
kmong
Anonymous No.82431343
>>82431251
>i thought i was a posh cunt for having a glass side,
not 'one with a glass side'
Anonymous No.82431349
Don't forget to do the ruthmong piece before bed champ x
Anonymous No.82431358
they do exist, which is interesting
Anonymous No.82431411 >>82431458 >>82431531
>>82431327
Just completed Yu Gi Oh Dark duel stories. Good game for the game boy color. Surprisingly keeps most of the charm of the game on the little cart. I would give it a 7/10
Anonymous No.82431458 >>82431646
>>82431411
Used to love the weird Yugioh chess like game on PS2.
Anonymous No.82431460
Lettermongs
Anonymous No.82431466
>>82431072
when you have a friend or girlfriend and you're making toast for both of you
Anonymous No.82431531 >>82431646
>>82431411
was playing it before in one of these threads, give Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets a go. fun little RPG.
Anonymous No.82431546
Pre-cum positively dripping from my cock with these AI LARPs.
Anonymous No.82431549 >>82431557 >>82431578
>>82430554 (OP)
I have to buy fertilizer for my farm.
Anonymous No.82431557 >>82431622 >>82431626
>>82431549
in Stardew Valley? or are you out-gardening garden lad by getting a real farm?
Anonymous No.82431578
>>82431549
Make your own, softlad. Don't give that cunt Pierre your money, bastard's always taking credit for your produce.
Anonymous No.82431601 >>82431658
>>82431204
Yeah but I doubt I need to replace mine so many times your 180 quid one ends up better value.
That and whats the bet some of the spare parts cost the same as a cheap toaster
Anonymous No.82431606 >>82431621 >>82431634
>>82430936
Maybe that was me and it is purely sexual. I have literally never wanted to be a woman and don't want to fuck men, but wearing women's clothes gets me really fucking horny.
Anonymous No.82431621 >>82431640
>>82431606
do you look good in it though
Anonymous No.82431622 >>82431647
>>82431557
Irl I'm growing tomaters basedbeans and kale(I'm American)next year.
Anonymous No.82431626 >>82431651
>>82431557
Kitty has no mouth. It not right.
Anonymous No.82431634 >>82431660
>>82431606
do you wank off to yourself in the mirror?
Anonymous No.82431640 >>82431663
>>82431621
Probably not mate I'm a hairy man, I don't care if I look good I just like the sexual pleasure I get from it.
Anonymous No.82431646 >>82431674
>>82431458
Haven't played it., only played the GBC and GBA ones. Looks really different to the standard yugioh games. It was probably inspired by that dungeon dice shite they tried to push out at the time.
>>82431531
I do enjoy classic turn based JRPGs I will give it a go Theres 2 on the GBC to go at.
Anonymous No.82431647 >>82431679
>>82431622
bought a house with no real garden, and after seeing my dad grow veg to the point where his back garden looks like a fucking rainforest, i wish i could grow shit like you lads
Anonymous No.82431651
>>82431626
kitty has no mouth
and it must scream
Anonymous No.82431658
>>82431601
Nah the parts are cheap, like a tenner for a replacement heating element, and it's less likely to break anyway because it's high quality, Magimix make commercial equipment too
Anonymous No.82431660 >>82431678
>>82431634
Sometimes I'll admire my cock in the mirror at angles usually wouldn't see but don't think there's anything wrong with that. More interesting to see what it would look like to other people.
Anonymous No.82431663 >>82431873
>>82431640
shame, love a lad in a skirt (or thigh highs) but ideally at least twink-y if not fem
as long as it does it for you though then who am i to whinge
Anonymous No.82431669 >>82431675
The sunfish has a mouth but doesn't know how to scream
Anonymous No.82431672 >>82431683
Trying to gaslight myself into being suicidal
Anonymous No.82431674 >>82431694
>>82431646
>dungeon dice
Wasn't that some miniseries tacked on to the final series of the show or something? Can't remember. Was kino in the first episode of GX when Yugi turned up.
Anonymous No.82431675
>>82431669
>sunfish
HATE
Anonymous No.82431678 >>82431690
>>82431660
>Sometimes I'll admire my cock in the mirror at angles usually wouldn't see
Wish I had an aesthetic wang, mine clearly shows that I spent my teens wanking off 5 times a day
Anonymous No.82431679 >>82431697
>>82431647
It's much harder in the UK because it's a small island comparatively. I mainly sustenance farm for now but eventually I'll branch out
Anonymous No.82431683 >>82431705
>>82431672
fake it til you make it, champ
Anonymous No.82431690 >>82431706
>>82431678
How's that work? Sometimes I think going through puberty and walking so much as a teen actually made my cock bigger even though I'm short and fat.
Anonymous No.82431694 >>82431704
>>82431674
It was during season 2 of the original show. They had like 5 episodes dedicated to it. Yugioh was a big hit in Japan in the late 90s and it was just a spin off of the franchise, didn't really take off but there are fans of it.
Anonymous No.82431697
>>82431679
well my old man grows enough fucking shit to get a wide range. Onions, beans, strawberries, potatoes, raspberries, and mostly chillies, and a bunch more I'm forgetting. he just has a decent size garden and knows how to do raised gardens properly.
i didnt want a garden as it was maintenance i was too lazy to do, but growing my own tatoes would be nice
Anonymous No.82431702
true emo, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4nhY_A3cg8
Anonymous No.82431704 >>82431719
>>82431694
Need to get around to reading the manga, heard it's decent and pretty different from the show. Tried watching the show in Japanese once but it was just too weird because I was so used to the English dub.
Anonymous No.82431705
>>82431683
that's the pIan
Anonymous No.82431706 >>82431711
>>82431690
It's clearly not like bent but "skewed" to the direction of my wanking hand.
It's like bulged in the middle. No girth at the bottom, bit of girth in the middle, no girth at the top. It basically looks like it was molded by a wrist movement
could just be coincidence but its genuinely like "i can tell you're left handed"
Anonymous No.82431711 >>82431716
>>82431706
Think that's all in your head mate, you've probably always had a wonky cock, same way I've always had an unusually large cock for my height (5'2").
Anonymous No.82431716
>>82431711
entirely possible, but obviously i only really started paying attention during said wanks
Anonymous No.82431719
>>82431704
'season 0' was interesting, barely about the card game, weird ironic punishments and stuff.

but yeah Yu-Gi-Oh is one of those series i associate too much with the localisation, even if it suffered from censorship/changes.
Anonymous No.82431727 >>82431747 >>82431752 >>82431794
5' 2" lad walking round with a massive cock.
Anonymous No.82431747
>>82431727
Like walking with 3 legs
Anonymous No.82431752
>>82431727
i'd have to see proof
purely scientific reasons yknow
Anonymous No.82431770
questioning gender constructs for purely sexual reasons
Anonymous No.82431787
Big volume tomorrow lads. Estimated 150
Anonymous No.82431794 >>82431805
>>82431727
Problem is I'm too fat at the moment so my little fat pouch is making it look smaller but when I was skinny it was actually a bit impressive.
Anonymous No.82431805
>>82431794
relatable mate, i remember it being 7 inches back in the day but it really doesnt look like it now ive gotten proper tubby
Anonymous No.82431816 >>82431875
moon is hella bright. pure white. why the FUCK isn't it red?
Anonymous No.82431840
Got my blinds closed and curtains drawn fuck looking at the moon, mongs.
Anonymous No.82431843 >>82431869
instead of enlarging your penis, is there a surgery where you can have your pubic area knocked in a bit?
Anonymous No.82431869
>>82431843
sledgehammer will do that
Anonymous No.82431873 >>82431883
>>82431663
You talk like an old nonce on Bebo
Anonymous No.82431875
>>82431816
thought that an hour ago
Anonymous No.82431883
>>82431873
when i was on bebo mate i was noncebait, not the nonce, but ill trust in your apparent nonce expertise
Anonymous No.82431886
Having a jam sandwich. Growing up I wasn't allowed to have it.
Anonymous No.82431926 >>82431931
having a good look at the Moon, because that one lad won't.
Anonymous No.82431931
>>82431926
ill moon you, tosser
Anonymous No.82431944
Just had a look at the moon it was fuckin white instead of red! What a load of bollocks.
Anonymous No.82431946
Moon shaggers ffs
Anonymous No.82431960 >>82431969
here, lads, what's the Moon's favourite drink?
Anonymous No.82431969
>>82431960
Don't know lad. What is the moon's favourite drink?
Anonymous No.82431975
In the Southern Hemisphere the Moon is upside down
Anonymous No.82431976
Will massaging Ruth's sore feet. Definitely will fulfill his foot fetish tonight.
Anonymous No.82431997 >>82432008
when does Batmoon wax? when he's not Bruce Wane.
Anonymous No.82432008 >>82432019
>>82431997
Im Batman x
Anonymous No.82432017 >>82432024
I get anxiety on Sunday nights because it's the start of a new week on Monday. People might phone me up and thing might happen during the week. The weekend feels like 2 days off for me, and when Friday is over it is a massive relief.
Anonymous No.82432019
>>82432008
though this said Irn Batman
was just getting a can of Irn B too
my brain is melted, according to some
Anonymous No.82432024
>>82432017
yeah i'm expecting either letters or phone calls tomorrow about debt and benefits and all that.

a certain parcel would be nice, however.
Anonymous No.82432027 >>82432128
I love the moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTWTN_uxNcQ
Anonymous No.82432035 >>82432059 >>82432094
I won't be going to work tomorrow, or the day after that.
Anonymous No.82432059 >>82432075
>>82432035
Same lad. I don't even recognise the days at the moment.
Anonymous No.82432075 >>82432089 >>82432091
>>82432059
They all seem to be going by even more quickly. The most shocking thing about getting that emergency alert earlier was that it was already 3PM.
Anonymous No.82432089
>>82432075
Think of it as you accelerating towards death
Anonymous No.82432091
>>82432075
That woke me up lad. Couldn't believe the time.
Anonymous No.82432094 >>82432118
>>82432035
Good on you pal. Why work when females are taking all the easy jobs and us men are just expected to do the shit jobs they'd never want to do? Make females work for us now. It's a woman's world after all. Looking forward to seeing them build houses and empty bins.
Anonymous No.82432112 >>82432159
got 19 days to find a new flatmate. cba.
Anonymous No.82432118
>>82432094
What I need is a nice retired lass that doesn't want much and has a nice amount of cash. Like a Mum with benefits. Surely they've had enough freedom for female sugar daddys to be a thing soon.
Anonymous No.82432128 >>82432253
>>82432027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv3kKEWRzQw
Anonymous No.82432133 >>82432170
it's a shame emily wops stopped making youtube videos. I was really looking forward to next curry stained vidya haul from cex.
Anonymous No.82432142 >>82432158 >>82432167 >>82432176
Does ketmong spend all his bennies on ketamine?
Anonymous No.82432158
>>82432142
Wish I hadn't read this post, I'll be up all night thinking about it
Anonymous No.82432159
>>82432112
how big is the room, and do you mind drugs (not smoking)?
Anonymous No.82432167
>>82432142
You mean he's not destroying his life goals with ease?
Anonymous No.82432170 >>82432235
>>82432133
maybe like that Tea app there's some secret group of women pointing out that /britfeel/ has a couple of weirdos so all these lady YouTubers stop uploading delicious content
Anonymous No.82432176
>>82432142
no
sometimes opioids/benzos
Anonymous No.82432184 >>82432205
Lewis probably loves to kiss Scottish lass in her tiny boxroom. I bet he wasn't her first, though.
Anonymous No.82432188
should have gone round mate B's.
Anonymous No.82432205 >>82432274
>>82432184
I bet he kisses her tuppence, too.
Anonymous No.82432232 >>82432250 >>82432258 >>82432279
if you aren't exclusively monogamous with the first (and therefore only) person you slept with, for life, you have failed.
Anonymous No.82432235
>>82432170
Oh yes that definitely goes on. I've had nasty turkish lass warn others about the creeps on here.
Anonymous No.82432250 >>82432271
>>82432232
My first time was a threesome. That makes it awkward
Anonymous No.82432253 >>82432273
>>82432128
I enjoyed this lad, thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvLvJ_goGpg
Anonymous No.82432254 >>82432276 >>82432291
If you gave someone a lift over an hour to the airport early in the morning, paid for petrol and airport parking, and then picked them up a few days later and had to pay an extra 30+ minutes of parking because their flight was delayed, would you expect them to offer to pay for petrol at least?

All together it must have cost me 50 quid to give them a lift there and back, and they didn't offer to pay anything. Feel like a bit of a mug desu
Anonymous No.82432258
>>82432232
Are you a virgin or have you failed?
Anonymous No.82432271 >>82432296
>>82432250
which one did you make sexual contact with first?
how did she (or he) take the affair you had several seconds later?
Anonymous No.82432273 >>82432417
>>82432253
If you like the "sorta sad shoegazey or post-something stuff" I got you covered hard lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kg3TuV4koI
Anonymous No.82432274
>>82432205
Oh yes I'm sure he does once she's made him spaff with her smooth little hands. Nice guys return the favour.
Anonymous No.82432276
>>82432254
Okay so in order to reply properly there's several points that need addressing.
1. How close are you to this person? Friend,close family or in a relationship.
2. Did you volunteer or were you asked?
Anonymous No.82432279
>>82432232
As long as you haven't whored around too much I don't think it's a big deal. Less than 5 people imo and you're probably alright
Anonymous No.82432291
>>82432254
this sort of situation comes up on /britfeel/ every now and then. i think in the natural balance of having friends, you do stuff for each other, and car owners are uniquely entitled.

i've cooked friends meals, it has cost me money. i have helped friends move, it has taken time and effort.
Anonymous No.82432292 >>82432319
Going in a fanny that other men have already been in is disgusting
Anonymous No.82432296 >>82432311
>>82432271
Well I only made contact with one. It was a bit degenerate to be honest. I got mashed and passed out in a friends garage roof and he tried fucking his gf and couldn't get it up so he kind've fondled her whilst I was woken up and nobbed her. Half way through he gave up and left and I stayed up there with her til the morning then had another go.
Anonymous No.82432297
might try a body doubling app.
Anonymous No.82432311 >>82432339
>>82432296
yeah, that's pretty next-level awkward teenage sex. good story though.

how were you and your mate after that?
Anonymous No.82432319
>>82432292
Get the powerwasher lad and give her tuppence a good rinse. Almost like new.
Anonymous No.82432325 >>82432438
Getting down on 1 knee to propose when she's had who even knows how many lads smash her doors in. Swallowed their cum. Gave lads handjobs in the car. But now she in wovey with you. LMAO. Humiliation ritual.
Anonymous No.82432331
might try a money doubling app.
Anonymous No.82432339
>>82432311
That's where it gets weirder... Turns out he had basically split with her and she followed him home and then I turned up and we went out. So he wasn't that annoyed. He was more annoyed with another of our mates it turned out had shagged her the day before when he didn't know.
We were good mates for years and still speak but live miles apart. I have a suspicion he had a bit of a cuck fantasy and in reality it didn't play out as planned.
Teenagers are weird.
Anonymous No.82432340
She probably doesn't even know the real number herself. You know how it is when you're drunk.
Anonymous No.82432341 >>82432347 >>82432365
they're banning hymen repair surgery in the UK. i say it is women's bodies and they should be allowed. everyone makes mistakes.
Anonymous No.82432347 >>82432379
>>82432341
I say they ban it. Imagine how many pedos must use this to repair kids or some shit.
Anonymous No.82432365
>>82432341
It wasn't a mistake. It's what she wanted. She's in love with you now though. Just like she was in love with all those other lads who held her hand and whispered I love you and she said it back as he unloaded into her tuppence. But it's different now. LMAO
Anonymous No.82432379 >>82432399
>>82432347
isn't that new Alien: Earth about them putting kids into adult bodies, or something?
do they ever address THAT issue?
Anonymous No.82432399 >>82432455
>>82432379
Would it be an issue though? They kids going into adult bodies so it's not really like it matters.
Anonymous No.82432417
>>82432273
Cheers, that stuff is right up my street. Only problem is it can sometimes sound a bit samey
Anonymous No.82432428 >>82432464
Give me a (you)
Anonymous No.82432438 >>82432474
>>82432325
Sour grapes lad. It's humiliating to spend your life alone in misery
Anonymous No.82432455 >>82432488
>>82432399
just think how transgender people feel, with dysphoria.
Anonymous No.82432464
>>82432428
which post was yours? whichever it is, i will write a reply (two sentences minimum).
Anonymous No.82432474
>>82432438
Actually the more sexual partners a woman has had the % chance of divorcing goes up a lot. A virgin woman is like 10% divorce rate. So if half of marriages end in divorce anyway then settling for used goods is just a roundabout way to end up alone anyway.
Anonymous No.82432483
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=PXhJC_Ko7hA

watch this, no excuse to be an incel
Anonymous No.82432488
>>82432455
Mentally ill? And what does this have to do with hymen surgery?
Anonymous No.82432496 >>82432512 >>82432559
Take away all her tan and makeup and I doubt she wouldn't want to leave the house. Must hate her pale scottish skin because she covers herself in this all year round. Huge nose too but she can't help that.
Anonymous No.82432512
>>82432496
Would still lick her arsehole though
Anonymous No.82432517
If you will consult the graphs
>women who married and had one premarital sex partner had 75% higher odds of divorce compared to women who married as virgins
Every marriage with used goods is a divorce waiting to happen
Anonymous No.82432534 >>82432622
Imo with the state of women today when guys commit to women with sexual history its understandable but when they try to cope that they're truly okay with it or even glad about it it's cringe af
Anonymous No.82432559
>>82432496
>woman image
>paragraph of inane incel babbling
Anonymous No.82432602 >>82432654
Been obsessed lately with the idea of getting a Thai happy ending massage. Not sure why as I have a gf and we have sex regularly. Don't want to cheat on her though
Anonymous No.82432622
>>82432534
I agree lad. Times are grim right now so all you can do is try and find a nice girl with a body count in the single digits who isn't damaged

The lads on here saying they would only marry a virgin know that's virtually impossible so it justifies their failure with women
Anonymous No.82432637 >>82432654
Just re-watched High Tension (2003) on Blu-ray. Great transfer but not sold on the film itself. The effects are good and the ending is brutal but there are a lot of inconsistencies in the plot and if you know what happens it's not as fun.
Anonymous No.82432654 >>82432706
>>82432602
Dutch Rudder with her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfuLRwqpy-Q

>>82432637
Not a big fan either. Preferred Calvaire. Not a nice film though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJ5U3iQSKo
Anonymous No.82432706 >>82432721
>>82432654
Haven't seen that one. Just looking forward to the Martyrs 4K release at Halloween now. It's gonna be lit.
Anonymous No.82432721 >>82432745
>>82432706
Ah that sounds like it could be good. Love the film.
Yeah I would normally say go in blind but definitely look up Calvaire first... It's a bit man rapey.
Anonymous No.82432745 >>82432784
>>82432721
A lot of New French Extremity being released in Blu-ray lately. Watched Trouble Every Day recently and honestly found it a bit boring. Vincent Gallo is a proper weirdo.
Anonymous No.82432784
>>82432745
Haven't seen that one lad, I'll keep an eye out.
I don't do a lo of French films. Mainly Italian old stuff or Japanese. I'm a huge Tsukamoto fan; got the box set blu ray, and a load of his other stuff on blu ray. Got Tetsuo 1 and 2 on VHS in a box set and a few dvd's
Anonymous No.82433035
does anyone lik
Anonymous No.82433050 >>82433100
Lyrics
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Anonymous No.82433090
https://youtu.be/kDkmBD31WtY Jail ale with sweet Helen
Anonymous No.82433100 >>82433123
>>82433050
>Ski-bi di
oh my goodness, it's the thing
Anonymous No.82433123 >>82433180
>>82433100
Oh God no! What have I done! I just wanted to keep the thread going. The oad to hell is paved with good intentions.
Britfeel please forgive me for I have sinned.
Anonymous No.82433180 >>82433199
>>82433123
get outta here with your zoomer words
Anonymous No.82433199
>>82433180
Sorry bro I crashed out. I'm cooked. No cap
Anonymous No.82433423 >>82433502
Miss the liminal era
Anonymous No.82433502 >>82433615
>>82433423
I miss the 90s to be honest. That and I really enjoyed lockdown, made loads of money and chilled with family and friends.
Anonymous No.82433615 >>82433668
>>82433502
i linked this earlier, you might find it fun
windows93.net
maybe it IS a virus (who knows)

i miss being a child when ghosts were feasibly real.
>that building? has ghosts.
and you'd not know any better.
Anonymous No.82433668
>>82433615
I actually went on that earlier and had a proper laugh. Thanks lad! I'm a late 80s kid but I remember my first experience with windwos 95.
Just cracked out the T430 ThinkPad and whacked Fedora on it an then made it into a win 95 style Serial Experiments Lain themed badboy.
Hope you are having a good night!
Anonymous No.82433922 >>82434135
the auditing community is not too happy about the AJ audits revelations it making them all look bad
Anonymous No.82434135
>>82433922
have the revelations been revealed?
Anonymous No.82434210
https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/pervert-is-jailed-24-years-after-attack-in-blackpool-flat-1093087
oh.

still, got him mixed up with DJ Audits. will DJE disappear next?
Anonymous No.82434277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2CyLnst-rc

inspiring words from PJ Audits.
Anonymous No.82434431
onto CJ Audits now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoaHgazkBdA
want one of those knuckle dusters he shows to the constable.
Anonymous No.82434466
very secure mount for a camera. nobody's taking it off you if you have one of these.
Anonymous No.82434552 >>82434566
lorried upto glasgow and back tonight but they constantly fucked me around about which truck and trailer i was taking so bollocks to anymore overtime in future, one shift left tomorrow(today) then its me done for nearly 2 weeks wehey
Anonymous No.82434566 >>82434612
>>82434552
corrr any plans lad?
Anonymous No.82434612
>>82434566
no lad im far too boring, was thinking about gettin an airbnb abroad somewhere and a cheap flight but then realised my passport ran out ruthmong style and i cant be arsed getting another one so honestly ill probably just enjoy not working long shifts for a bit, expect an increase in my shitposting here aswell