Thread 82430554

Lazy cunts.

first for piss pants sean

Not an emo night mates, but an emo adjacent night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NobWrytHjy4
That's even bri'ish too corr, proper on brand.

>>82430554 (OP)
listen lad i went to make the thread, blame chinkmoot for weak antispam measures that catch the innocent in the net too

surely you mean 'lazy cunts' EDITION

>>82430596
oh fuck OP will never recover from this

>>82430574
got a dummy in there seany boy

my favourite emo-adjacent band? My Chemical Romance.

>>82430606
waheeyyyyy nappy on seany

someone make my Inbetweeners shoop but better, please.

>>82430610
thank god r9k opened my eyes to Thursday being the top trve emo band

another pussy edition
love it

oh look it's the same conversations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM
guitarlads, create a /britfeel/ theme song. thank you.

>>82430634
wont it just be "dolly dolly dolly" to the tune of "money money money"

Ought to cop some R&R now me

>>82430632
cats and ket
all you need

tramadol is the dog to cats' ketamine

>>82430656
you gay mate? all my gay mates love ketamine

>>82430596
No, it was a statement, not an edition. Plus your refusal to make your own thread, makes what you have to say redundant.

>>82430664
i always tell people ketamine is a 'gay drug' and nobody understands what the fuck i'm on about

This thread with the ket users is a pretty good advertisement as to why ket is a bad idea. Just makes you a sad cunt who won't shut up about it.

women in black tights, brown boots and cute little scarves

All I ever wanted was to be loved by a girl.

Ruth's legs must feel like jelly right now. She's going to feel it in the morning. I'm proud of a lass doing something good for herself and others.

All I ever wanted was to be loved by a girl (male).

>>82430670
i cannot be redundant as i do not and will not work.

>>82430674
i mean i'd be the first to tell you that, to be quite honest.
i feel like you can say that about every drug, however. alcohol included. i honestly think stoners are the most chill, smackheads aren't that bad until they start nicking stuff, and coke just turns most people into arseholes (on or off it)

RIP little nigga. One of the realest ones I knew.

bit worried because i found those two blisters and i've gotten through one on to the second one now
but in this moment, i am euphoric

>>82430752
Stoners, as a former stoner and friends with many, are fucking insufferable.

I'm a proper drug person and I absolutely hate drug people.

>>82430752
I'd say stoners over 25 though. Younger stoners never shut up about some new bollocks. Older ones tend to just keep to themselves.
I like people who just do their shit and only mention it if relevant or they are offering.

She is enjoying that pint I reckon. Lush. Well done lass.

>>82430792
i used to just chill and watch stuff, alone or with friends. even the odd "do you think there are aliens?" conversations were fine, when you're a participant.

now i get psychosis so i'm not going to have anything remotely approaching a good time.

>>82430752
>>82430809
Honestly not experienced that.
I spent like 17-21 hanging out with mega stoners, and I wasn't a stoner myself. I'd just sit and drink while they smoked up and hotboxed.
It was honestly very chill and not insufferable. The drug for them was just them setting the mood to chat shit, not be the only topic

The only insufferable thing about it is it made them fucking USELESS at planning anything. They were about as reliable as chinkshit electronics off amazon.

>>82430720
Bet it's nothing compared to a 5 hour sesh with Tyrone and the mandem on Fri nights.

wonder what Crossy-kun is up to atm

So fucking sad right now. Really got to be thinking about myself and my actions. I don't know anymore. I'm tired. I'm lonely. I have nothing. How do you even start when you've got no friends, no life experience this late in life? Some men just can't win. Some just have to be the bad guys in this world.

What ever happened to Loli poster in the end? Was that another larp

>>82430858
do you literally have zero connections? however old you are, anyone from school back in the day?

even if you're 100% by yourself, you could join a club. go play D&D with nerds.

now THIS is real emo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6yED9alU98

>>82430865
Lollers? yeah it was all a LARP. he had a 3D girlfriend in her 20s.

>>82430858
>Some men just can't win
Almost like you set yourself up to fail, funny that.
No worries though I'm sure crying about it on r9k all night really solves things and isnt a fucking attention whore tactic akin with most 14 year old girls begging for attention.

>>82430875
I'm not into super nerdy things like D&D. No, I don't have anyone at this point. The only people I've sort of known are just losers too. There are no clubs. Even if I joined a club, they'd start asking about my life and the inevitable "what do you do for a living?" Then you're just thrown out for not being the right type of person.

>Studio album by Knuckle Puck
>Released July 31, 2015

>2015
>real emo
no.

>>82430887
Excellent! Well that's one I'm glad was a larp.
Did foot poster disappear too? Sorry I've only been on past few days for first time in like a few years.
I used to like Glenmorangie lad. Never got to tell him about my trip to Islay.

Wish these troon feels would just fuck off already.

>>82430900
realer emo than anything you like POSER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izoBrYV9L-w

>>82430897
i think when you get on with people, they give less of a shit what you 'do'. i mean you could even do bad things: there are drug dealers out there, unemployed, don't declare income to HMRC. they have mates.

maybe a white lie? you're self-employed, you were doing some web design, but work dried up with AI. and you're having some mental health troubles. bit of a break.

>>82430912
it's 'poseur' you falsemo.

>>82430846
She is not the sort of girl. She has a white, middle class boyfriend.

>>82430929
thats for indie rock not emo

>>82430910
had a laff yesterday when one lad mentioned wearing skirts but it's PURELY SEXUAL GUYS and suddenly everyone came out of the woodworks, also admitting they wear skirts.

>>82430932
That's exactly that sort of girl. They are the ones that cheat. Looking for that bad boy.

>>82430896
I can't turn back time. I hate how it's completely fucked for me.

>>82430932
Will is going to change her. he is going to change her in directions you do not like. you have the power to stop him.

>>82430936
I once dressed as Amy Winehouse for Halloween (the year she died) and got a bj. That count?

>>82430941
>there are consequences for my actions, or lack thereof?????

>>82430946
I'm sure he's a good lad. She wouldn't be with him otherwise. I trust him to take care of her in these unpredictable times.

>>82430936
more lads need to dress in skirts, but ideally look good in it

>>82430936
Well it's not really sexual, and I don't find wearing womens clothes "sexual", but yea there's a lot of that around too these days

clothes are NOT sexual. although, i remember this cosplayer doing a lot of bikini/revealing costumes. all about the costumes, you see. like an art form.
then she got married and deleted all those photos specifically. makes you wonder if ASMR is just a fetish, and ASMRtists private their videos because they're in a loving relationship.

So I've spent 4 hours a night for the last 2 nights asking people on TikTok Live how many toast they can make simultaneously in their toasters.
I can officially say that after speaking to crack whores, random old blokes and even a man in prison; that 4 slice is the current average.
BONUS: Mr Motivator was very nice and he also has a 4 slice toaster.

>>82431052
>that 4 slice is the current average.
surely not, that is fucking posh shit
i thought i was a posh cunt for having a glass side, and said 4 slices was "i vote tory" territory

>>82431052
why would you ever need more than two slices at once?

i don't have a toaster, i use a George Foreman grill. it only fits one slice of bread, so i either do two (like a sandwich) and flip them halfway, OR i do one, Marmite it, and then grill the other as i'm eating.

>>82431072
2 toasted sarnies at once

>>82431066
>glass side
need a picture of this, or a similar one.
i know there are glass desks and that, but how do you have a glass side? marble/granite, i'd understand.

>>82431066
>>82431072
Lads! I do NOT know. I do think however that this shows the UK is secretly prospering when a man in a cell has a 4 slice toaster...
I myself grill like a real man.

>>82431089
It's not this one, but similar.

>>82431081
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

can't go wrong

>>82431103
You thought 4 slice was Tory? As someone who has received a written letter from Reece-Mogg and who's family attended his speech today at the local church: That is Illuminati shit lad. Are you a Rothschild?

>>82431091
Just means the middle class infected your survey sample. I mean I think I'm middle class and it was still too posh for me.

>>82431103
what, that's not what a 'side' is

>>82431119
It's the side of the fucking toaster you mong. We weren't talking about the fucking worktop of the surface, but the actual toaster, you dingbat.

>>82431103
https://www.magimix.co.uk/other-products/115-vision-toaster-5018399115262.html
I have this one

>>82431118
I would have believed so but if you have ever been on TikTok live at 2-6am then I'm pretty sure you will think again. Most of these people were pissheads from scotland in their council places. That or drugged out of their mind.
I spoke to one whore and her pimp. The only 2 that seemed posh were Mr Motivator and Michael Barrymore (who refused my question as he was stoned with his dog)

>>82431126
180 quid for a fucking toaster? how much are you toasting it to justify it

>>82431123
i can see where you're coming from, 'side' as in 'secondary'. but that's a weird term/noun.

if you're talking about the side in the kitchen, it means the side.

so is TikTok Live like Omegle?

>>82431139
Not much desu
>>82431143
Are you stoned or stupid lad, the context is toasters so side refers to the side of the toaster

>>82431143
you are beyond help, we were talking about the TOASTER
not the kitchen side, the kitchen never fucking came up

>>82431151
>Not much desu
no idea why you'd spend that much money on it other than retardation or a massive flex
the one i posted was 40 quid and does the job just fine, and i toast semi-regularly as i like pitas and shit like that

I got a variable temperature kettle as well, real good desu, I do my coffees at like 80c then still add lots of milk, drinkable right away

>>82431150
People wise it's like how I'd imagine that middle aged posh mum's see 4chan. It's full of pedos, extremists and weirdo druggies. It's also like Kick in that there is no copyright at all and people smoke and take drugs on screen and rarely get done for it.
It's like Kick only you can invite yourself into peoples chats if they have it on as well as commenting.

>>82431151
>>82431157
>i thought i was a posh cunt for having a glass side,
i mean that sounds the same as
>i thought i was a posh cunt for having a granite side,
and it's in the context of kitchen stuff we have.

how the hell does that parse as 'having a glass toaster oven to the side of the toaster'?

>>82431150
you going to get your pencil out lad?

>>82431178
Alright lad now that's just showing off.

>>82431174
Because it will last literally forever, they sell replacement parts for every bit of it
>>82431189
Ket is melting your brain lad

>>82431196
Nah showing off would be one of those special taps that make instant boiling water that cost like a grand. 100 quid on a kettle isn't much and it's very useful

>>82431204
>Ket is melting your brain lad
i know but, 'a glass side'
i have a keyboard in front of me. i have a mouse side?

Also I got an induction hob and a Smeg oven
>>82431232
Jesus lad what don't you get, if we're talking about toasters and say I got one with a glass side it's the toaster that has a glass side

>>82431222
Nah I get it I'm just taking the piss.
I'm weird in that I like the oldschool way of doing things even if it takes longer. It's why I grill. Partly because I hate tech and don't like spending money but mainly because I pride myself on having me time whenever and I like that it takes me 6 hours to make my own jerky for example. makes me feel human.

bmong
xmong
kmong

>>82431251
>i thought i was a posh cunt for having a glass side,
not 'one with a glass side'

Don't forget to do the ruthmong piece before bed champ x

they do exist, which is interesting

>>82431327
Just completed Yu Gi Oh Dark duel stories. Good game for the game boy color. Surprisingly keeps most of the charm of the game on the little cart. I would give it a 7/10

>>82431411
Used to love the weird Yugioh chess like game on PS2.

Lettermongs

>>82431072
when you have a friend or girlfriend and you're making toast for both of you

>>82431411
was playing it before in one of these threads, give Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets a go. fun little RPG.

Pre-cum positively dripping from my cock with these AI LARPs.

>>82430554 (OP)
I have to buy fertilizer for my farm.

>>82431549
in Stardew Valley? or are you out-gardening garden lad by getting a real farm?

>>82431549
Make your own, softlad. Don't give that cunt Pierre your money, bastard's always taking credit for your produce.

>>82431204
Yeah but I doubt I need to replace mine so many times your 180 quid one ends up better value.
That and whats the bet some of the spare parts cost the same as a cheap toaster

>>82430936
Maybe that was me and it is purely sexual. I have literally never wanted to be a woman and don't want to fuck men, but wearing women's clothes gets me really fucking horny.

>>82431606
do you look good in it though

>>82431557
Irl I'm growing tomaters basedbeans and kale(I'm American)next year.

>>82431557
Kitty has no mouth. It not right.

>>82431606
do you wank off to yourself in the mirror?

>>82431621
Probably not mate I'm a hairy man, I don't care if I look good I just like the sexual pleasure I get from it.

>>82431458
Haven't played it., only played the GBC and GBA ones. Looks really different to the standard yugioh games. It was probably inspired by that dungeon dice shite they tried to push out at the time.
>>82431531
I do enjoy classic turn based JRPGs I will give it a go Theres 2 on the GBC to go at.

>>82431622
bought a house with no real garden, and after seeing my dad grow veg to the point where his back garden looks like a fucking rainforest, i wish i could grow shit like you lads

>>82431626
kitty has no mouth
and it must scream

>>82431601
Nah the parts are cheap, like a tenner for a replacement heating element, and it's less likely to break anyway because it's high quality, Magimix make commercial equipment too

>>82431634
Sometimes I'll admire my cock in the mirror at angles usually wouldn't see but don't think there's anything wrong with that. More interesting to see what it would look like to other people.

>>82431640
shame, love a lad in a skirt (or thigh highs) but ideally at least twink-y if not fem
as long as it does it for you though then who am i to whinge

The sunfish has a mouth but doesn't know how to scream

Trying to gaslight myself into being suicidal

>>82431646
>dungeon dice
Wasn't that some miniseries tacked on to the final series of the show or something? Can't remember. Was kino in the first episode of GX when Yugi turned up.

>>82431669
>sunfish
HATE

>>82431660
>Sometimes I'll admire my cock in the mirror at angles usually wouldn't see
Wish I had an aesthetic wang, mine clearly shows that I spent my teens wanking off 5 times a day

>>82431647
It's much harder in the UK because it's a small island comparatively. I mainly sustenance farm for now but eventually I'll branch out

>>82431672
fake it til you make it, champ

>>82431678
How's that work? Sometimes I think going through puberty and walking so much as a teen actually made my cock bigger even though I'm short and fat.

>>82431674
It was during season 2 of the original show. They had like 5 episodes dedicated to it. Yugioh was a big hit in Japan in the late 90s and it was just a spin off of the franchise, didn't really take off but there are fans of it.

>>82431679
well my old man grows enough fucking shit to get a wide range. Onions, beans, strawberries, potatoes, raspberries, and mostly chillies, and a bunch more I'm forgetting. he just has a decent size garden and knows how to do raised gardens properly.
i didnt want a garden as it was maintenance i was too lazy to do, but growing my own tatoes would be nice

true emo, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4nhY_A3cg8

>>82431694
Need to get around to reading the manga, heard it's decent and pretty different from the show. Tried watching the show in Japanese once but it was just too weird because I was so used to the English dub.

>>82431683
that's the pIan

>>82431690
It's clearly not like bent but "skewed" to the direction of my wanking hand.
It's like bulged in the middle. No girth at the bottom, bit of girth in the middle, no girth at the top. It basically looks like it was molded by a wrist movement
could just be coincidence but its genuinely like "i can tell you're left handed"

>>82431706
Think that's all in your head mate, you've probably always had a wonky cock, same way I've always had an unusually large cock for my height (5'2").

>>82431711
entirely possible, but obviously i only really started paying attention during said wanks

>>82431704
'season 0' was interesting, barely about the card game, weird ironic punishments and stuff.

but yeah Yu-Gi-Oh is one of those series i associate too much with the localisation, even if it suffered from censorship/changes.

5' 2" lad walking round with a massive cock.

>>82431727
Like walking with 3 legs

>>82431727
i'd have to see proof
purely scientific reasons yknow

questioning gender constructs for purely sexual reasons

Big volume tomorrow lads. Estimated 150

>>82431727
Problem is I'm too fat at the moment so my little fat pouch is making it look smaller but when I was skinny it was actually a bit impressive.

>>82431794
relatable mate, i remember it being 7 inches back in the day but it really doesnt look like it now ive gotten proper tubby

moon is hella bright. pure white. why the FUCK isn't it red?

Got my blinds closed and curtains drawn fuck looking at the moon, mongs.

instead of enlarging your penis, is there a surgery where you can have your pubic area knocked in a bit?

>>82431843
sledgehammer will do that

>>82431663
You talk like an old nonce on Bebo

>>82431816
thought that an hour ago

>>82431873
when i was on bebo mate i was noncebait, not the nonce, but ill trust in your apparent nonce expertise

Having a jam sandwich. Growing up I wasn't allowed to have it.

having a good look at the Moon, because that one lad won't.

>>82431926
ill moon you, tosser

Just had a look at the moon it was fuckin white instead of red! What a load of bollocks.

Moon shaggers ffs

here, lads, what's the Moon's favourite drink?

>>82431960
Don't know lad. What is the moon's favourite drink?

In the Southern Hemisphere the Moon is upside down

Will massaging Ruth's sore feet. Definitely will fulfill his foot fetish tonight.

when does Batmoon wax? when he's not Bruce Wane.

>>82431997
Im Batman x

I get anxiety on Sunday nights because it's the start of a new week on Monday. People might phone me up and thing might happen during the week. The weekend feels like 2 days off for me, and when Friday is over it is a massive relief.

>>82432008
though this said Irn Batman
was just getting a can of Irn B too
my brain is melted, according to some

>>82432017
yeah i'm expecting either letters or phone calls tomorrow about debt and benefits and all that.

a certain parcel would be nice, however.

I love the moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTWTN_uxNcQ

I won't be going to work tomorrow, or the day after that.

>>82432035
Same lad. I don't even recognise the days at the moment.

>>82432059
They all seem to be going by even more quickly. The most shocking thing about getting that emergency alert earlier was that it was already 3PM.

>>82432075
Think of it as you accelerating towards death

>>82432075
That woke me up lad. Couldn't believe the time.

>>82432035
Good on you pal. Why work when females are taking all the easy jobs and us men are just expected to do the shit jobs they'd never want to do? Make females work for us now. It's a woman's world after all. Looking forward to seeing them build houses and empty bins.

got 19 days to find a new flatmate. cba.

>>82432094
What I need is a nice retired lass that doesn't want much and has a nice amount of cash. Like a Mum with benefits. Surely they've had enough freedom for female sugar daddys to be a thing soon.

>>82432027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv3kKEWRzQw

it's a shame emily wops stopped making youtube videos. I was really looking forward to next curry stained vidya haul from cex.

Does ketmong spend all his bennies on ketamine?

>>82432142
Wish I hadn't read this post, I'll be up all night thinking about it

>>82432112
how big is the room, and do you mind drugs (not smoking)?

>>82432142
You mean he's not destroying his life goals with ease?

>>82432133
maybe like that Tea app there's some secret group of women pointing out that /britfeel/ has a couple of weirdos so all these lady YouTubers stop uploading delicious content

>>82432142
no
sometimes opioids/benzos

Lewis probably loves to kiss Scottish lass in her tiny boxroom. I bet he wasn't her first, though.

should have gone round mate B's.

>>82432184
I bet he kisses her tuppence, too.

if you aren't exclusively monogamous with the first (and therefore only) person you slept with, for life, you have failed.

>>82432170
Oh yes that definitely goes on. I've had nasty turkish lass warn others about the creeps on here.

>>82432232
My first time was a threesome. That makes it awkward

>>82432128
I enjoyed this lad, thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvLvJ_goGpg

If you gave someone a lift over an hour to the airport early in the morning, paid for petrol and airport parking, and then picked them up a few days later and had to pay an extra 30+ minutes of parking because their flight was delayed, would you expect them to offer to pay for petrol at least?

All together it must have cost me 50 quid to give them a lift there and back, and they didn't offer to pay anything. Feel like a bit of a mug desu

>>82432232
Are you a virgin or have you failed?

>>82432250
which one did you make sexual contact with first?
how did she (or he) take the affair you had several seconds later?

>>82432253
If you like the "sorta sad shoegazey or post-something stuff" I got you covered hard lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kg3TuV4koI

>>82432205
Oh yes I'm sure he does once she's made him spaff with her smooth little hands. Nice guys return the favour.

>>82432254
Okay so in order to reply properly there's several points that need addressing.
1. How close are you to this person? Friend,close family or in a relationship.
2. Did you volunteer or were you asked?

>>82432232
As long as you haven't whored around too much I don't think it's a big deal. Less than 5 people imo and you're probably alright

>>82432254
this sort of situation comes up on /britfeel/ every now and then. i think in the natural balance of having friends, you do stuff for each other, and car owners are uniquely entitled.

i've cooked friends meals, it has cost me money. i have helped friends move, it has taken time and effort.

Going in a fanny that other men have already been in is disgusting

>>82432271
Well I only made contact with one. It was a bit degenerate to be honest. I got mashed and passed out in a friends garage roof and he tried fucking his gf and couldn't get it up so he kind've fondled her whilst I was woken up and nobbed her. Half way through he gave up and left and I stayed up there with her til the morning then had another go.

might try a body doubling app.

>>82432296
yeah, that's pretty next-level awkward teenage sex. good story though.

how were you and your mate after that?

>>82432292
Get the powerwasher lad and give her tuppence a good rinse. Almost like new.

Getting down on 1 knee to propose when she's had who even knows how many lads smash her doors in. Swallowed their cum. Gave lads handjobs in the car. But now she in wovey with you. LMAO. Humiliation ritual.

might try a money doubling app.

>>82432311
That's where it gets weirder... Turns out he had basically split with her and she followed him home and then I turned up and we went out. So he wasn't that annoyed. He was more annoyed with another of our mates it turned out had shagged her the day before when he didn't know.
We were good mates for years and still speak but live miles apart. I have a suspicion he had a bit of a cuck fantasy and in reality it didn't play out as planned.
Teenagers are weird.

She probably doesn't even know the real number herself. You know how it is when you're drunk.

they're banning hymen repair surgery in the UK. i say it is women's bodies and they should be allowed. everyone makes mistakes.

>>82432341
I say they ban it. Imagine how many pedos must use this to repair kids or some shit.

>>82432341
It wasn't a mistake. It's what she wanted. She's in love with you now though. Just like she was in love with all those other lads who held her hand and whispered I love you and she said it back as he unloaded into her tuppence. But it's different now. LMAO

>>82432347
isn't that new Alien: Earth about them putting kids into adult bodies, or something?
do they ever address THAT issue?

>>82432379
Would it be an issue though? They kids going into adult bodies so it's not really like it matters.

>>82432273
Cheers, that stuff is right up my street. Only problem is it can sometimes sound a bit samey

Give me a (you)

>>82432325
Sour grapes lad. It's humiliating to spend your life alone in misery

>>82432399
just think how transgender people feel, with dysphoria.

>>82432428
which post was yours? whichever it is, i will write a reply (two sentences minimum).

>>82432438
Actually the more sexual partners a woman has had the % chance of divorcing goes up a lot. A virgin woman is like 10% divorce rate. So if half of marriages end in divorce anyway then settling for used goods is just a roundabout way to end up alone anyway.

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=PXhJC_Ko7hA

watch this, no excuse to be an incel

>>82432455
Mentally ill? And what does this have to do with hymen surgery?

Take away all her tan and makeup and I doubt she wouldn't want to leave the house. Must hate her pale scottish skin because she covers herself in this all year round. Huge nose too but she can't help that.

>>82432496
Would still lick her arsehole though

If you will consult the graphs
>women who married and had one premarital sex partner had 75% higher odds of divorce compared to women who married as virgins
Every marriage with used goods is a divorce waiting to happen

Imo with the state of women today when guys commit to women with sexual history its understandable but when they try to cope that they're truly okay with it or even glad about it it's cringe af

>>82432496
>woman image
>paragraph of inane incel babbling

Been obsessed lately with the idea of getting a Thai happy ending massage. Not sure why as I have a gf and we have sex regularly. Don't want to cheat on her though

>>82432534
I agree lad. Times are grim right now so all you can do is try and find a nice girl with a body count in the single digits who isn't damaged

The lads on here saying they would only marry a virgin know that's virtually impossible so it justifies their failure with women

Just re-watched High Tension (2003) on Blu-ray. Great transfer but not sold on the film itself. The effects are good and the ending is brutal but there are a lot of inconsistencies in the plot and if you know what happens it's not as fun.

>>82432602
Dutch Rudder with her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfuLRwqpy-Q

>>82432637
Not a big fan either. Preferred Calvaire. Not a nice film though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJ5U3iQSKo

>>82432654
Haven't seen that one. Just looking forward to the Martyrs 4K release at Halloween now. It's gonna be lit.

>>82432706
Ah that sounds like it could be good. Love the film.
Yeah I would normally say go in blind but definitely look up Calvaire first... It's a bit man rapey.

>>82432721
A lot of New French Extremity being released in Blu-ray lately. Watched Trouble Every Day recently and honestly found it a bit boring. Vincent Gallo is a proper weirdo.

>>82432745
Haven't seen that one lad, I'll keep an eye out.
I don't do a lo of French films. Mainly Italian old stuff or Japanese. I'm a huge Tsukamoto fan; got the box set blu ray, and a load of his other stuff on blu ray. Got Tetsuo 1 and 2 on VHS in a box set and a few dvd's

does anyone lik

Lyrics
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

https://youtu.be/kDkmBD31WtY Jail ale with sweet Helen

>>82433050
>Ski-bi di
oh my goodness, it's the thing

>>82433100
Oh God no! What have I done! I just wanted to keep the thread going. The oad to hell is paved with good intentions.
Britfeel please forgive me for I have sinned.

>>82433123
get outta here with your zoomer words

>>82433180
Sorry bro I crashed out. I'm cooked. No cap

Miss the liminal era

>>82433423
I miss the 90s to be honest. That and I really enjoyed lockdown, made loads of money and chilled with family and friends.

>>82433502
i linked this earlier, you might find it fun
windows93.net
maybe it IS a virus (who knows)

i miss being a child when ghosts were feasibly real.
>that building? has ghosts.
and you'd not know any better.

>>82433615
I actually went on that earlier and had a proper laugh. Thanks lad! I'm a late 80s kid but I remember my first experience with windwos 95.
Just cracked out the T430 ThinkPad and whacked Fedora on it an then made it into a win 95 style Serial Experiments Lain themed badboy.
Hope you are having a good night!

the auditing community is not too happy about the AJ audits revelations it making them all look bad

>>82433922
have the revelations been revealed?

https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/pervert-is-jailed-24-years-after-attack-in-blackpool-flat-1093087
oh.

still, got him mixed up with DJ Audits. will DJE disappear next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2CyLnst-rc

inspiring words from PJ Audits.

onto CJ Audits now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoaHgazkBdA
want one of those knuckle dusters he shows to the constable.

very secure mount for a camera. nobody's taking it off you if you have one of these.

lorried upto glasgow and back tonight but they constantly fucked me around about which truck and trailer i was taking so bollocks to anymore overtime in future, one shift left tomorrow(today) then its me done for nearly 2 weeks wehey

>>82434552
corrr any plans lad?

>>82434566
no lad im far too boring, was thinking about gettin an airbnb abroad somewhere and a cheap flight but then realised my passport ran out ruthmong style and i cant be arsed getting another one so honestly ill probably just enjoy not working long shifts for a bit, expect an increase in my shitposting here aswell

DJ to the music like the turkey to the gravy. Techno techno techno, bisto bisto bisto. NHS breathe it in.

was going to stay awake and wait for the post, but oh my days i am tired.
shall be copping some sleep and HOPEFULLY i will hear the buzzer.

good night /britfeel/

>>82434978
How often do you order drugs in the post?

TRT wore off about a week ago :( next shot on Friday, dick completely dead again.

post more cute and funny cat pics

back to work in 30, cba but some1 has to do it

>>82434978
Tell the council to leave it on trades lad, then I'll just put the parcel by your door

me and chika taking turns spunking in each others arseholes

Time to get uppington for the workberg woohoo yaaaay *leaps out of bed*

Another week. Wagies getting up while men like me sleep in. Why would I want to play that game when my life would still be dull? Go on wagies...go pay taxes towards the millions of men not working now. Fuck you expecting me to work some shit job for poverty wages. Females taking the easy jobs.

ARMED POLICE. 116. OPEN THE DOOR!

>>82436207
You're awake though

AJ Audits is an old nonce lads. Another frauditor, another criminal. Imagine putting your name on your "press pass" knowing you have history.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15074991/Anti-migrant-protester-thousands-YouTube-followers-wanted-protect-children-paedophile-sexually-assaulted-schoolgirl.html

>>82436286
My sleep pattern is currently waking up when wagies get up currently. I do not set an alarm. I have long, natural sleeps every day.

>>82436358
You might as well get a job lad, you're clearly bored out your mind and your body wants to work, your mind too because you're essentially putting in a 16 hour shift reading drivel on /britfeel/

>>82436358
I recommend the 12hr awake 12hr asleep cycle, refreshed and vibrant for 12hrs.
Or, if you are a true neet 4hrs awake 4 hours asleep, only for those with complete control of noise and light, I've never felt so fulfilled, enthusiastic and powerful.
Wagies can only imagine such power.

I fucking hate how auditing is now just filming immigrant hotels and Palestine marches. Really is a shit time if you enjoy watching auditing videos. No variety any more. They're obsessed with immigrants.

>>82436310
Why do all reform voters look like this? Does racism rot the brain and turn you into some deprived ugly looking troll like creature?

>>82436399
Bait used to be believable. Do better.

>>82436358
I remember you saying you sometimes wake up in the middle of your sleep to cry

fucking hell you sad acts are more boring and tedious without your tread dollies

>>82436390
>They're obsessed with immigrants
So are you

>>82436408
Yet you come here every day to read our posts, strange isn't it

Ruthtard having a proper good old samefagging session early doors

>>82436381
Working is not for me. I don't get the perks from working. I don't get to have a fun life. I don't get laid, I don't have relationships, I don't get to have any leisure. Life would just be working some shit warehouse job. Even those jobs are hard to come by now. Life will be shit either way. This is why men like me refuse to work. Knowing I'm working a shit job just to make females lives more convenient. Knowing females don't do shit jobs and get given easy roles. Why should I be at the bottom? May as well not work.

>>82436456
It's two hours later in Turkey so not that early for him

Estimate was off, only 125 today, manifest says only 9 standards and 1 heavy, I ain't going to be happy if there's more than 10 boxes, standards can just be heavy packets from temu as well because the weight limit for packet is 2.1kg
>>82436461
Plenty of women do shit jobs lad, you'd know this if you ever left the house. Probably half the couriers at my depot are women, I've seen women driving lorries when I'm out and about, toilet cleaners tend to be women for some reason, etc.

Always gave me the chills AJ. You could see him in other audit videos outside police stations in his wheelchair.

>>82436408
>tread

Oh we're playing the Ruthmong game this morning.

>>82436483
Yeah the cleaners are old women who are no longer desirable to be the pretty office girl for their male manager to look at. We men want comfy jobs now.

Companies I don't like:
>temu
>pets at home
Companies I like:
>Next

>>82436483
I still think it's mostly men doing the boring jobs. Women get all the help in the world, constantly desired to work in tech jobs despite being thick as shit.

>>82436310
Typical reform voter.

Oh and I don't like H&M, they ship in these weird elongated boxes or paper packets, and the paper packets get wet, like how is it saving the environment if the items risk getting ruined and returned? More emissions for a return, and more trees chopped down for all the paper

>>82436456
It's the audit and nightwalk guy up this early.

>>82436514
>We men want comfy jobs now.
You should have thought about this before you dossed away your youth, you could have got educated and got the wfh job, you still wouldn't be happy though, for real money does not buy happiness, trust, my last job I was on 80k, before that 110k, I was miserable all the time

>>82436594
With 80k you could easily get a girlfriend. I don't think I could be miserable if I were on at least 50k.

>>82436602
>With 80k you could easily get a girlfriend
How

>>82436602
You can't just buy a girlfriend mate, if you're buying her it's called prostitution, I can get a girlfriend now as a roadman, only last week I went on a date, just not seeing her again because she's a schizo cokehead, and yes you could be miserable on any amount of money, literally what did I just say

>>82436633
Buy a Thai bride. Old white boomers love them.

my favourite darknet website isn't loading rn

>>82436657
ruthmong wants real love though

50k isn't even that much desu, after tax you're getting about 3 grand a month. 80k isn't that much either, less than 5 after tax, the more you earn the more you get absolutely wounded by tax, rather earn less than pay that much tax, government only wastes it, it's like giving money to a junkie

>>82436683
Post bank statement, big man

>open local news site
>3gb of ram eaten up

pisstake.

>NEET dossers saying 80k isn't a good salary
This place is getting more delusional by the day

>>82436848
Never had that problem with Windows desu

>>82436525
Every carer in the country is female. Do you think they like wiping old people arses and spoon feeding them porridge?

Weird little fantasy world you've created for yourself there, probably best to poke your head out once in a while.

A fresh September morning breaks over feel street, the warm morning light piercing through the damp and last night chill. up and down the streets anons are rising, peacefully going back and forth through their daily routines except one lad who's as been staring out his window at the apus down the street. "too many of 'em" he grumbles quietly, "when i moved to this street it was all good lads but now its all wuppa this and womfy that, it not rite, we should send 'em back to wuppastan where they belong". his mind wonders towards the can of red paint he has in his shed and he gets an idea.

HHL's mother works as a carer

>Please wait a while before making a post
Disappointed to see the return of this

Not reading all that shite matey

tempted to take a wee nap

>misspell a word
>immediately close thread

>>82437007
what a nice lady

>>82437007
Crossys mammy works as a nurse which is a carer that can do gcse maths

Don't feel like working today. Just going to ignore my e-mails and calls for a while and keep browsing sad little 4chan threads

had a manic day driving around nowhere in particular mostly through the peaks
had a taco bell in rotherham and it was the worst taco bell ive ever had. dont eat the taco bell in rotherham it was cold and grim
had a drinky in some pub in the middle of nowhere got home and knocked myself out with a pack of crisps and a slug of k
thanks for reading my blog

>Can't find a minimum wage job
>London tube drivers on 60k demand more pay

Why is this allowed?

>>82437166
>London tube drivers on 60k demand more pay
>Why is this allowed?
because they're in a union

>>82436972
Do carry on lad, I'm intrigued to find out what he's planning to do with the red paint.

>>82437174
Sack them all and hire staff that will do it for 30k. Simples. Unions are a deathknell for employers AND employees.

I actually don't blame the guy for going mental with that frame, head shape and hairline. Kinell innit.

>>82437212
Fuck off retard, wages are low enough in this country

>>82437230
You've done him you big anonymous madman another one bites the dust

>>82437232
>>82437256
phwoarrr angry this morning are we? mummy didn't serve you the right cereal?

Lads... had a dream I was having sex for the first time and I came inside her accidentally. Then the police busted in and started questioning us both and eventually the dream morphed into something to do with zombies.

>>82437212
>Unions are a deathknell for employers AND employees
You're right lad, we should all take voluntary paycuts to help our overlords earn more. We could cut our holidays in half too and follow the US system

>>82437007
>HHL's mother works as a carer
fascinating

>>82437065
>Crossys mammy works as a nurse which is a carer that can do gcse maths
amazing

Nurses really aren't that skilled to be honest. They're right uppity cunts for what they actually do. Care workers in a home have harder shifts.

>>82437330
>Nurses really aren't that skilled to be honest. They're right uppity cunts for what they actually do. Care workers in a home have harder shifts.
:o

Ruthmong has no skills. He isn't even good at the video games he plays.

>>82437279
Doesn't matter lad. Coming inside a lass in a dream is 99% as good as the real thing.

>>82437230
Megamind lookin ahh

>>82437230
Andrew Thamesborough looking ahh

>>82437349
>>82437369
What does this 'ahh' actually mean in zoomer language? How is it even pronounced? I'm imagining 'ahh' like it's a hot day and you've just cracked open a cold cider.. ahhh.

i got nutted in for the first time in about a year

cheers x

>>82437393
Ewww thats gross, dude

Nutting on Shippy's bald spot

Some mong from eastenders got fired for calling someone a mong on strictly. Mongs all round imo

Corrrr! Today's arrival is a thick boy. Rigid case underneath and a really nice book. Get in there. Love Paul Schrader, me.

>>82437427
He said "mongers" lol made me laugh. Was thinking of you lot. x

>>82437390
Saw someone on plebbit explain this. It's either zoomers self censoring on tiktok because they can't say arse or ass, or it's from black slang, or possibly both. Either way, best to avoid and strongly judge anyone using it as a child.

Me? Love saying unalive.

>>82437453
really disappointed with how willingly that generation has censored themselves

>>82437449
I'll thank you not to think of me while you've got your hand on your cock lad. Just don't do it.

>>82437393
No one cares Alina

>>82437466
It's 'kill', lad. I'll give you credit for being a Paul Schrader appreciator though. Saw Hardcore at this art cinema years ago, was a good time

Think I might get on tumblr, can't be doing with reddit any more and I basically only shit post in this general on here so need some other way to pass my time.

>>82437466
Me? It grape and SA'ed

Am gunna tell ya. I wanna tell ya. Mark is 5 pints in only. It lush.
https://youtu.be/ZymKSZ1W18s?si=yfZnuG0aoiG5tcGM

>>82437479
Bet that was an experience. I got the Indicator Blu-ray edition of Hardcore.
I have seen zoomers using "unalive" in place of "suicide". Little weirdos.

>>82437419
i would be jealous too if it wasnt me getting laid

>>82437424
maybe shippy needs a real man to blow a high T load on his bald spot and rekindle his follicles

morning lads.

door buzzed. dutifully woke up. buzzed them in. waited. nothing. no post. no post left downstairs. 11:30 so it MUST have been the postie, surely.

why did i not run downstairs? what if i'd gotten up earlier and put the wedge back?

>>82437507
Do you have a big collection lad? Must get expensive

I just torrent everything off rutracker, bdremuxes there are good enough quality for me

Female fanny

for me it's "ouid". very good, zoomers.

Male to female Fanny

Anycunt else had a bunch of items sent through the post/couriers go missing this year?
Few months ago ordered a CPU cooler and received a pair of shitey earphones. Seller was a wee old lady with 100% feedback so assumed this was Jamal at the RM sorting office. Refunded and didn't think any more of it.
Then couple of weeks later ordered an impact driver and received an empty box. RM again. Couldn't get refund this time as ebay asked for police reference but police won't answer phone unless it's a palestine action protest
Just received another box today that was supposed to be a new parcel shelf for my car, and it's empty, this time DX.
Never had anything like this before this year and now that's three times.

>>82437697
I still get white men delivering my stuff so no problems yet
The browns are still afraid of the countryside for now, I'm sure it'll change

>>82437697
people nicking things early to sell as new at Christmas online mate.

Lads I think I might be autistic about shoes. I've absolutely cornered the market on size 9 Dunlop green flash trainers. They've stopped making them so I've been slowly acquiring every pair that comes up on ebay or vinted over the last couple of years. There's a couple of knobs that think they're a collectors item so they've got them at ridiculous prices, some guy thought his pair were worth 80 but they've been slowly making their way down, 55 now but they've been stuck on that for about 6 months so I expect another reduction will be in the works soon, and a few for around 70. My rule is I won't pay more than 30 for a pair. I've actually lost count of how many I've got, I think it's coming up on 10 pairs in various states. Some properly falling apart that are relegated to garden work, and some fairly fancy fresh ones that are good for semi formal occasions.

I can't really wear them in the winter so they're limited to spring and summer shoes since they're terrible with any water, I can get one year of heavy use for each pair, so I'm good for quite a few years, but at some point I am going to run out and unless the Japanese company that bought the brand start making them and selling them cheap I just don't know what I'll do about it. They're so comfy and easy to wear.

Anyway received two more pairs this weekend so need to put them in the dedicated storage box in the loft.

>>82437749
Sounds like you are a bit autistic, yeah
I would think other Dunlops would feel the same desu

>>82437759
I thought this same but I've given it a go and haven't managed to recreate the feel. Suppose I've just got to keep on making the most of it and accept their demise as it comes. Shame I can't get any of the classic green on white but those ones are the priciest, not a huge problem as I've got fond memories of them in the past.

>>82436310
"PROTECT ARE KIDS FROM THESE DIRTY IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!"
>molests an 11 year old girl

This is why you don't listen to nonce hunters, auditors or reform protestors

>>82437813
what if they have something good to say?

seasideMARK is @wethersoons having a LATTEE. Is that going to be alright with you dee lads


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhhD5FW-pT0

>>82437813
The nonce hunters give me the creeps. I think they do it so they can tell the community "someone set me up because I'm out there trying to protect the children" if they ever get accused of something. Others may be hunters because they have an obsession over children and are paranoid someone will find out. It looks good to others when you portray yourself as protecting others.

>>82437877
he taking advantage of those free refills.

might prep a wuppa myself right now.

Ruth is likely feeling sore today. Is a half marathon taxing on the female body? Could you manage it?

>gf has put washing out in the rain for the second day running
need to buy that bitch a tumble dryer

>>82437938
Need to give that slag a slap more like

>text mate a joke
>she asks if she can put it in the group chat
>i.e. passing it off as her joke
>"yeah, i don't mind."
>she does
>everyone laughs at "her" funny joke

maybe i do mind, after all.

Pears on me tree are ripe, can't be fucked to pick and prepare them. They'll start dropping soon and then I'll be in trouble.

drop pears

How comes she gets to go to all these countries constantly with her "school"? She's 24, not 16 anymore. I don't get it. She doesn't even work full time...only at Poundland (which I doubt she even works at anymore given how much time she is away). She gets PIP as she made a video about her renewing her PIP application.

Do they just keep rewarding you with free holidays and money if you have learning difficulties? I got no help when I was 16-24. Nothing...and now the government wonders why there's lots of men not working long-term (economically inactive). Seems like all the support is going to women. She could easily work full time in a warehouse doing simple tasks. It's time to grow up surely? She'll be 25 soon.

Favourite pasta shape? I think there's a certain je ne sais quoi about the little shells, conchigioli or something like that. Obviously can't go wrong with a good penne and spaghetti is a classic for a reason. Not a big fan of fusili, find them too difficult to pick up.

What? Just because I'm physically healthy makes me fine does it? Why would I have sympathy for people with cancer on PIP or some bint with mild downs syndrome? Obviously I'm not fine. Far from it. Where's my fucking support? Nope. NOTHING. Fuck the NHS. Fuck the UK and fuck working for it.

>>82437453
>strongly judge anyone using it as a child
expired milk berates fresh milk, your time is almost up

>>82437948
>text mate a funny video of a woman using a fish as a sexual object
>police arrest me for obscene communications after mate falls out with me

>>82437390
you pronounce it as an extended a, don't pronounce the hs, imagine you said "this stupid ass monkey" almost as if "stupid ass" was one word, how do you say "ass" there? then you say ahh the same way.

>>82437469
it's supposed to resist Scunthorpe-esque censorship you can't say "kill yourself" but you can say "dance in traffic" same meaning.

People with down's syndrome should be working full time in warehouses and factories doing tasks for their skill level. They shouldn't keep being rewarded with free PIP and holidays. It's why the bennies bill is so high. We also have too many immigrants on bennies. It's no wonder the next government will be reform.

>>82437971
multi-coloured fusili is my favourite, but conchiglie is perhaps better for a sauce-heavy dish.

>>82438015
brother who calls them "bennies" if reform wins i guarantee uk will end up like iraq and everyone will emigrate

>>82437987
sorry mate nhs 7 year waiting list to be rejected for mental shit

>>82437990
I don't like milk, use oat drink as we're now legally obliged to call it. It doesn't really expire so your whole metaphor falls flat on its stupid face.

>>82438015
>People with down's syndrome should be working full time in warehouses and factories doing tasks for their skill level
actually agree with this desu, but should you not be doing that aswell?

>>82438028
Tricolore is a good choice, I'll accept it as an more exciting version of fusili.

>>82438015
Reckon that's Chatham job centre, used to sign on there when I was a wee lad. I used to pull my car up on the curb outside, tell them whatever bullshit they wanted to hear and be out within 20 minutes. Never got a ticket for illegal parking. That was in the halcyon days of the 2000s though, so easy to get bennies back then. Unfortunately I have been in education or gainfully employed ever since.

That YouTuber will never recover from the absolute savaging posts you make about them on 4chan, you totally bonkers anonymous mad lad.

>>82430554 (OP)
Why is there a dedicated general just for britbongs? I know you fuckers are ugly but is it really that bad over there?

>>82438063
>is it really that bad over there?
yea

>>82438063
>Why is there a dedicated general just for britbongs? I know you fuckers are ugly but is it really that bad over there?
Yes

>>82438063
>Why is there a dedicated general just for britbongs? I know you fuckers are ugly but is it really that bad over there?
uh huh

>>82438063
>Why is there a dedicated general just for britbongs? I know you fuckers are ugly but is it really that bad over there?
Aye

>>82438063
>Why is there a dedicated general just for britbongs? I know you fuckers are ugly but is it really that bad over there?
Sure is bad

>>82437907
oh aye. this is what it's all about. no politics. no wrugs. just /britfeel/ and a brew.

>>82438063
>Why is there a dedicated general just for britbongs? I know you fuckers are ugly but is it really that bad over there?
If only you knew how bad it really is

>>82438063
Nah all sunshine and roses lad.

>>82438063
>Why is there a dedicated general just for britbongs? I know you fuckers are ugly but is it really that bad over there?
DONKEY!

>>82438039
well i said milk you spazmoid i didn't say oat, what kind of retort is that??

>>82438063
it is, why do people even come here?

just been to the sunshine and roses shop and its closed down and been demolished for fucks sake

>>82438140
he's also utterly wrong about oat milk. there's fresh oat milk and long-life oat milk, the tops of the cartons are different.

and if he'd ever BOTHERED to make his OWN oat milk, he'd know. stays fine in the fridge for a few days, then goes a bit weird.

>>82438153
i was about to head to the British high street wearing my rose-tinted glasses, but KOOLWEAR on Amazon sent me olive-tinted goggles. for fuck's sake.

>>82438140
Cut me some slack I'm an old man, I can't keep up with your new and exciting ways. Leave me alone and let me hobble onto the grave. Milk me one last time if you must.

>>82437961
She looks like a proper spacker lad. I doubt anyone here is that bad

>>82438155
You've been scammed by big oat mate, they are precisely the same thing just in different cartons and locations.

>>82438062
Who? Auditing Britain, the former alcoholic and taxi driver from Banbury?

on the iced gems de lxds

cheers x

What will you do if the mong Starmer Labour gov decides to block 4chan? Will you cry like a bitch or actually fucking do something?

Drop out of school, take drugs and molest sluts. Got your girlfriend sucking on my left nut. Your parents don't like me. But guess what?

>>82438216
ill just find another fringe online community to post in. theyre a diamond dozen de lid x

>>82438029
Good. We need to completely fuck up this country for it to get better at this stage.

>>82438045
Not until we have diversity in warehouses. It's all mostly men.

>>82438061
It's Bradford. Understandable, though. The UK is a shithole with grim post-war commie looking buildings everywhere or ugly glass structures.

Yet another paki as home secretary what the fuck is wrong with labour

>>82438226
plenty of women work in warehouses lid, even some of the brown ones arent that bad looking

>>82438183
She seems mild at best when you hear her speak. She knows how to use a phone, make a video and upload all her life to youtube every fucking day.

nap status: finished
corr that was nice, now time for a wuppa

>>82438231
Not really. Exclude all the ones in the comfy HR office on the second floor and managers...you have mostly men doing all the work for a shit wage.

>>82438226
i don't think women should be working mens jobs. they're a protected space for men. next we'll be having women in the mens toiliets and in mens football.

its not right, worlds gone barmy

>>82438184
holy shit you're right. i knew they were like-for-like the same ingredients, i assumed something about the process/storage was different.
this is the stupidest reason for anything.

and i could have sworn i could tell the difference, but it's probably just because i always have the refrigerated one chilled.

>>82438237
>Not really
yes really lad

>notepad
open
>bottle of honey
placed on a random key to keep me online on teams
>woffee
being drank

will lift soon, line managerberg recently sent me targets which are even lower than what I was doing before so even less work, fantastic.

She will not be very pleased about Sunderland being on her medal.

>Great North Run organisers have apologised after medals given to participants in this year's event featured the wrong city and river.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gq2gdlnygo

>>82438240
Followed this whole chain back to the origin and it came from my question about Zoomers using 'ahh' at the end of a sentence. Didn't think asking that question would ultimately lead to me learning about oat milk cartons.

Banksy has vandalised another wall it seems. Hope the catch the cunt behind it one day.

>>82438263
wank status?

>>82438216
8kun int it also thats fed coded as fuck, what are we supposed to do apart from you know what? not throwing my life away

>>82438205
Just having a shit lad I'll get back to you when I've got nothing better to do.

>>82438280
eh spaffed yesterday, think I'll give it a miss as ive got things id like to do

>>82438240
Glad I'm correct, I'd always assumed but never actually bothered to look it up. Figured it's just oats and water and vitamins, what in that jumble could need to live in the fridge?

>>82438274
What are some things that youve done recently?

>>82437606
Yeah, over 1500 films on DVD and Blu-ray at this point as well as over 100 shows. I guess it is expensive yeah, but I don't spend money on much else.

Why doesn't Coca-Cola fizz up well now when you pour it into a glass? Used to take ages to settle down. It's been this way for a while now.

>>82438274
>the catch the cunt behind it one day.
you mean Robert Patrick Sheridan, director of Pest Control Limited, the company responsible for Banksy merchandising and public relations?

>>82438307
from my DIY oat milk i just put cling film over a glass, it didn't go lumpy or mouldy (just milled oats + water), but it DID go a bit sour.
bit like when you leave water out for a while and it isn't as nice, beyond just being at room temperature. i know dust isn't getting in the fridge, but air does something, probably.

did people used to leave the tops off milk? as kids we always got told off if we didn't put the foil back on, but they were easy to tear, so my mam kept spares.

>>82438409
you could shake it first? to achieve my latte, i frothed the milk with a hand blender. a hand blender would nicely agitate the Coke, get it proper fizzy.

>>82438470
If I started doing that my room would be a sticky mess. I'll just cope with my 1 second of fizz.

its raining and i'm thinking about lollers we always had rain at the same time

yesterday's Great North Run in Newcastle, brought to you by AJ Bell Investments and sponsored by Netflix, fucked up the medals.

they are meant to have an engraved map of Newcastle. instead, the map is of Sunderland.

>>82438497
That's some 4 8 15 16 23 42 shit right there. Probably used AI to design them.

>>82438480
My room is already a sticky mess from all the JIZZ exploding out of my knob haha

>>82438497
>yesterday's Great North Run in Newcastle, brought to you by AJ Bell Investments and sponsored by Netflix, fucked up the medals.

>they are meant to have an engraved map of Newcastle. instead, the map is of Sunderland.
:o

Mad to think people do this for minimum wage for 8 hours a day...maybe more. How do they not want to kill themselves?

>>82438514
going to assume some designers in London (the 'Great Run' is a national brand now) just found a map on Google Images and called it a day.

i mean even if the town names are intended to be a bit abstract, 'South Shields' is pretty damn far off the mark.

>>82438534
>Mad to think people do this for minimum wage for 8 hours a day...maybe more. How do they not want to kill themselves?
:-D

>>82438534
No alternative. Not everybody has an easy life like you where the parents just pay for everything.

>>82438573
They can live on the streets. I'd rather be homeless just wandering around all day than do a job like that until I die.

>>82438534
>How do they not want to kill themselves?
James Milton-Keynes said something i read on a commie poster (pic).

we got to the point of basic worker rights and then they stopped. China and places have suicide nets. in the Western world, maybe they've calculated the precise "pre-suicide" point they can get away with.

arguing with himself, again

>>82438584
oh no he isn't!

>>82438584
And you're reading all of it

>>82438579
Try it out for a week and tell us how it went

What do we think of James O'Brien? It's funny but sad listening to him take down mongs who get all their information from the daily mail or social media clickbait

looking forward to my 2 40p porridge pots from tesco I have in the morning when waging, I like to half arse some work then spend the rest of the day reading, drawing and doing nothing. Think I'll watch a ww2 documentary, feeling a bit of stalingrad. Yep, stalingrad and porridge, some sushi for lunch and a sirloin for din dins.

>>82438582
That's funny, I was in Milton Keynes yesterday for about 40 minutes.

>>82438601
am i not meant to?

>>82438582
Rights are important but it's a crime against my mental health to do something so mundane like operate a box making machine for eight hours a day. I think young people are affected even more having grown up with tiktok and ig whores living it up in countries without ever working.

>>82438624
You're meant to be working

>>82438618
how is it? quite like new towns as a general concept, even if they end up run-down. bit like a retro vision of a bright future.

>>82438603
It would be hard but I wouldn't care if I get to that point.

>>82438630
Grok says it's not a crime

Just trimmed my finger nails using nothing but my teeth. That'll do for September.

>>82438630
yeah and the dirty little secret is a fuckton of this COULD be automated, we do have jobs for jobs' sake.
replace work with AI. we've all wanted robot housemaids since sci-fi authors came up with robots. nobody's moaning cleaners will be out of a job, like the printing press making scribes redundant.

it's gotten a bit silly now. i don't know the answer, but even pure dossers shouldn't end up starving, when there''s excess elsewhere. can't even blame the e-thots tbqh, i'd do it if i was them.

>>82438636
am i not working?

>>82438582
on paper I work 40, in reality? probably around 15-20, probably not even 20 really and its office / wfh based. I just slack right off because I dont believe in it or see the point. Used to be a park ranger and worked hard as I saw the benefit in it but computer work is jew adult nursery.

>>82438645
It's definitely not the sort of thing I could do to be honest. Some autistic people like doing the same thing all the time as it is predictable. Not me, though. I want more than just to be some slave working minimum wage not getting to enjoy life. I believe the government wants men like me to do shit jobs but I am not going to give in just because of my gender.

He doesn't want to do the same mundane repetitive task all day.
He spends all day making the same mundane repetitive posts.

>The Victorian "crank machine" was a device used in 19th century British prisons as a form of hard and pointless penal labor.

The crank machine was a penal labour device used in England in the 19th century. It consisted of a hand-turned crank which forced four large cups or ladles through sand inside a drum, doing nothing useful.

>The prisoner would typically be forced to do 6,000 to 14,400 revolutions over the period of six hours per day (1.5 to 3.6 seconds per revolution). The prison warden could make the task harder by tightening an adjusting screw.

>>82438663
it's like how supermarkets set prices to account for shoplifting. they must know/anticipate people working at 50% capacity.

>>82438687
Seems like a good exercise routine to be honest.

>>82438687
yeah that's just cruel in a psychological/demoralising way.

supposedly a lot of the horrible medieval torture devices you see in tacky museums were invented by the Victorians. bit of revisionism, since ghastly shock value was in at the time.

I think having some structure in your life would improve your mental health, Ruthlad

>>82438713
iron maidens are bullshit, pretty sure the pyramid wood block they used to stretch your arsehole was real though, the oubliette was also apparently bollocks

I doubt these women have ever worked in a box making factory. Not even for one single day when they were first looking for a job. Nope...it would've been something easy like work at the Boots counter or receptionist at the car showroom. They wouldn't be able to last not being able to look at their phone every five minutes (they make you put your phone in a locker in a warehouse or factory for safety reasons).

>>82438720
i think if he actually MET Ruth and she got to know him, she'd find out he's a nice guy.
and he'd be slightly disappointed, but he could change her, couldn't he? we all make changes for people we care about. it would give him something to work towards.

scaphism is the most grim, if its real

>ancient Persian method of execution. He describes the victim being trapped between two small boats, one inverted on top of the other, with limbs and head sticking out, feeding them and smearing them with milk and honey, and allowing them to fester and be devoured by insects and other vermin over time. Plutarch's report originates from a source considered dubious.

>>82438687
Ruthmong needs one of those

>>82438736
No make Scottish lass do it. She likes her exercise.

>>82438726
there's an oubliette near me. apparently they did throw people in there. i could escape it tbqh.

how do you escape this, /britfeel/?

>>82438769
>However, the tiny chamber that is described as the oubliette, is in reality a short shaft which opens up into a larger chamber with a latrine shaft entering it from above. This suggests that the chamber is in fact a partially back-filled drain.

although some say

>An oubliette is a type of underground dungeon which was commonly used in medieval Europe.

I dont see why it wouldn't be a real thing, people were probably really bored back then, probably be quite entertaining to have a prisoner stuffed into somewhere horrible.

Ruthmong won

>>82438729
why should they have to?
i don't think they're sitting around saving images of you to their phones and posting online that "this anon has never had to unhook a bra in his life"

different people have different lives de lxd
learn to enjoy yours x

>>82438781
shoes have slight grip on concrete so bed my leg, or if im too far forward flomp my body upward slightly with my arms outstretched for stability, as long as you can stand up I reckon you could slowly go over to the corner and sort of shimmy slightly up the curve then have a go at jumping and grabbing the ledge, then pull yourself up

Am Israel Chai

>>82438795
yeah maybe the term applied to it came later, but throwing someone in a pit for a while just seems really obvious. even if they had proper gaols too.

>>82438802
Can totally see why some men troon out. They want that easy mode life but turns out doing that still excludes you.

>>82438630
>>82438666
cope

Shit jobs build character lad, if you cant do the most basic mundane shit then you really cant do anything "interesting"

All work is the same shit deep down anyway, sitting around trying to blow smoke up your own arse because you simply do not want to work is getting you nowhere de lid

>>82438844
why do men see images of women and then start thinking about transsexuals?

>been at the crank labour since 9am
>barely even managed 700 revolutions due to taking regular shitposting breaks

At this rate I'll be here all night, better get a move on before the guards do their rounds again.

me? i do my crank labour from home

cheers x

>>82438844
being a victim sounds good. gets you pity/concessions.

as a white cisgender male, i'd have to slash my wrists up or something. not worth it IMO.

Me?

I crank muh HAWG

>>82438720
Structure is not for men to work some deadend job. I don't blame him. There is no life out there if you're just going to work some shit job.

>>82438877
Actually got a good chuckle out of this one lad, good job. The post and the pepe worked magnificently together.

>>82438857
it's like how drag queens are a parody of women. "it's its own characterisation/culture, ackshyually!" yeah, but where did THAT come from?

>>82438861
guards dont check my crank rotations, ive done literally one singular crank then decided to lift and now im shitposting, I only half crank at work as I get bored of watching documentaries, drawing and reading

When I was younger I used to think the words to California Love by Tupac were

>California, no doubt about it

Later on I learned it was actually

>California, knows how to party

I feel a little foolish but I can understand my mistake, overly autotuned voices can be quite hard to parse sometimes

>>82438687
Would you crank out 14,400 revolutions for six hours a day if it paid you minimum wage lads?

>>82438877
>File: GRzrxLMbEAAMNHn.jpg
Twitter repost. someone worked hard creating that image, anon.

>>82438906
i found it on /o/ lad along with all my other HAWG related pepes

i just think men should work mens jobs, that's all. not fair for men to work in womens jobs

me? i'd wrap the sleeve of my prison uniform around the crank, and turn it while sat comfy on the floor.

at least im not in the siege of Leningrad, apparently people got to hungry they boiled up leather shoes and belts to eat and some resorted to cannibalism

>A woman approached me. She promised me bread, sweets, and other treats. I believed her...I was hungry, My auntie saw me dragged into the woman's flat, and called a policeman. The woman was arrested, her flat searched, and they found human remains, some half eaten. She was taken outside and shot.

>>82438898
Alright for some lid, I've been on pip (pole improvement program) due to consistently low cranks and I'm in real danger of losing my job as senior crank engineer, I might get put back on crank assistance helpdesk and I can't be doing with that at my age.

It's sad and hard work, but at least we know those rotations are helping humanity as a whole and the value of our toil will trickle down over time.

>>82438926
*so, not to

>>82438926
>She was taken outside and shot.
This is the kind of policing we need more than ever

wish Something Awful had sold their T-shirt parodies as actual T-shirts. maybe that's selling out, but they're literally selling forum accounts to begin with. and damn right i'd buy them.

argh bloody hell I had a bottle of honey left on my crank machine so that it would spam 'zzxz' in notepad to keep me online and theres honey spilled into the key now. Oh well, wiped it up, put some ketchup on the crank machine instead.

>>82438935
>Alright Ruthlad we've had reports of cyber stalking from the helpful lids down at feel street, come with us and get your dome blown clean off. It's for the good of the country.

They call me the king of kino

>thinking of dipping into your pension pot
>it could be tax avoidance ;o

Nooo you can't just take out your pension. You must work until you die and we pocket it. Fuck bothering with a pension. You will have nothing young wagies. You will die before you can have your state issued retirement.

why do old people insist on doing 20mph on a 60mph road
got stuck behind TWO of them on the way to the shops and back, had to slam on the brakes for the first cunt because he decided to stop just past a blind hill, nearly rear ended him

another on the way back in his stupid massive renault, went to overtake and he stuck his hand out the window as if to say "noo you cant do that!!"

just really hate old people

>>82438971
name THREE (3) kinos

Your new thread awaits de lids
>>82438996
>>82438996
>>82438996

Can the next thread be a crank edition? Thoroughly enjoying this gimmick

the torturers are making me draw all the hiraganas again

>>82438729
They are unfuckable. They should be pulling a plough like a real woman.