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Anonymous No.82435496 >>82435505 >>82435505 >>82435545 >>82435555 >>82435582 >>82435616 >>82435778 >>82435842 >>82435846 >>82435860 >>82435931 >>82435940 >>82435990 >>82436007 >>82436044 >>82436054 >>82436465 >>82436518 >>82437229 >>82437274 >>82437290 >>82437306 >>82437379 >>82437852 >>82438091 >>82438111 >>82438219 >>82438418 >>82438427 >>82438548 >>82438616 >>82438717 >>82438772 >>82438874
Question for true incels who will never have pic rel. Was your dad also an autist or was he a chad? if he was a chad what happened with you?
Anonymous No.82435505
>>82435496 (OP)
>have
>>82435496 (OP)
>happened
Anonymous No.82435537 >>82435546
he was taller than me, that's enough
Anonymous No.82435545 >>82437786
>>82435496 (OP)
Social media and dating apps didnt exist. My dad didn't have to compete with every other man in a ~60 mile+ radius
Anonymous No.82435546 >>82435577 >>82437277 >>82438834
>>82435537
by how much

why are men getting shorter?
Anonymous No.82435555 >>82435566
>>82435496 (OP)
Tall, blond, had a minor role in organised crime moving fake art, hitchhiked through Europe in the 60s, joined the military, travelled the world, got stabbed in a bar fight (walked away and was fine)...
None of that describes me.
Anonymous No.82435566 >>82435769
>>82435555
what happened? did he abandon you
Anonymous No.82435577
>>82435546
7 cm

>why are men getting shorter?
the opposite, some are unlucky
Anonymous No.82435582 >>82435593
>>82435496 (OP)
He only got married when he was 45 so... yeah safe to say I'm likely cooked too. Seems like he fell for the classic "nice guy" trap. He's also like 5'5". At least I'm(relatively) confident my mom didn't sleep around before him(she was 30).
Anonymous No.82435593
>>82435582
i think having a chad dad would be more painful desu
Anonymous No.82435616 >>82435629 >>82437817
>>82435496 (OP)
>Was your dad also an autist or was he a chad? if he was a chad what happened with you?
Both, and he didn't pull out like I did because he didn't look down on the world as much as I do. I've had nine girlfriends whom I could have made pregnant, more specifically four or five of them we had unprotected sex while ovulating. So I suppose if I hadn't pulled out or used all the means at my disposal to ensure they didn't get pregnant I could have up to four or five kids right now.

Jesus Christ now that'd be something awful.
https://www.somethingawful.com
Anonymous No.82435629 >>82435656 >>82435760
>>82435616
>fakecel

why are you here
Anonymous No.82435645
What is it to respect your children enough to think ahead to their own adult lives and see the world as it truly is rather than optimistically and with naivete? Is it unfair or is it reasonable to see the same suffering ahead of them as I've experienced in my past? Would it really be worth it? Will it be worth it for me?

It would be absolutely disrespectful for them to lead to their lives moving forward UNTIL I CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION FOR MY OWN.

>Why don't you have kids?
Anonymous No.82435656
>>82435629
>why are you here
The same reason you are. My parents made that decision for me without considering how I'd feel.
Anonymous No.82435760 >>82435828
>>82435629
>why are you here
When I was still a teenager, back when I was fourteen or so I still fantasized about having a partner who would truly love me. A true egalitarian relationship with mutual respect and benefit.

It was only once I stopped having such retarded incel fantasies and stopped blaming others for being themselves that I began to develop healthy relationships. Almost immediately, women started to love me not on equal terms but on real terms in the real world. I'm not talking about this red-pill horse shit, I mean let's be real here and not engage in any childish fantasies.

This isn't a white pill, black pill, red pill, blue pill, green pill or any other type of butt-plug suppository you feed yourself in reverse.

Stand the fuck up for yourself and accept your place in the real world so you can move forward. Have the god damn courage to accept another person before you blame everything on them for not accepting you in all your pathetic and weak childish naivete. Have some courage to risk everything before you expect others to donate all their courage to support you when you're incapable of supporting yourself.

Stand the fuck up for yourself before you curse them for not reaching down to pull you up because they FUCKING KNOW YOU'LL PULL THEM DOWN.
Anonymous No.82435769
>>82435566
No, unless you count him leaving my mother when I was in my 20s. We weren't that close as he was away much of the time (military, plus maybe fucking other women).
Anonymous No.82435778
>>82435496 (OP)
He fucked a ton of women. Divorced mom due to that.
I was into bondage since before he left though. Not once did I give a shit about his sports. A shame, really, he deserved a son.
Anonymous No.82435828 >>82435865 >>82435873 >>82435906
>>82435760
yes yes that's nice dear now tell us your height if you would be so kind?
Anonymous No.82435842 >>82435896
>>82435496 (OP)
>Was your dad also an autist or was he a chad?
he was a simp
he's from russia. hes reportedly been with several women before. not much. hes a liar so i dont know for sure. ive caught him watching tranny porn and also admited he dressed in drag

he was a nerd who read a lot, and was a computer programmer. my mom is also a computer programmer, they met in college
he worshiped my mom. never beat her, tolerated her shit
Anonymous No.82435846
>>82435496 (OP)
He was definitely a Chad. He told me many stories about how he got with multiple chicks. He had two divorces(both women cheated) before he got with my mom. He is both intelligent and charismatic. All of his kids share the same traits, except for me of course. I got homeschooled and they decided to become Jehovah's Witness' at one point. I got restricted from the outside world, and secretly did internet stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2WDdccgaDY&list=RDU2WDdccgaDY
Anonymous No.82435860 >>82435905
>>82435496 (OP)
he's an awkward dumbass who constantly oscillated between being a tone-deaf goofball and an impulsive angry retard
Anonymous No.82435865
>>82435828
182.5 cm, 68 mm less than 6' and not a real man
Anonymous No.82435873
>>82435828
182.5 cm, 38 mm less than 6' and not a real man
Anonymous No.82435896
>>82435842
>two computer programmer parents

kek you never had a chance
Anonymous No.82435905 >>82435960
>>82435860
so you mog him
Anonymous No.82435906 >>82438190
>>82435828
182.5 cm, 3.8 mm less than 6' and not even a fraction of a real man
Anonymous No.82435929
autist and heavily relied on seasians, managed to get with my japanese mother though
Anonymous No.82435931
>>82435496 (OP)
Dad was a Chad despite me being taller, smarter, and better looking than him. Not being an alcoholic stoner helped too
The reason why I'm a failed normie though is because of the economy
My dad was able to support a wife and 2 kids as a truck driver but I can't even afford my own rent and groceries
Anonymous No.82435940 >>82438818
>>82435496 (OP)
He was chad as hell. He looked like Prince Adam from He Man. Naturally huge forearms, never worked out. He topped out at 6 foot and I barely made it to 5.9 and three quarters.
Anonymous No.82435945
my dad is kind of chad but hes retarded and has been divorce raped 3 times and got married again
Anonymous No.82435946
NOOOOOOOOOOO
IT IS A FRACTION

1825 over 1888 = 96.666%
Anonymous No.82435960
>>82435905
in some ways yes but in the end I'm completely fucked socially
Anonymous No.82435977
Wait what the fuck 6' = 1828.8 mm not 1888 mm how the fuck did I manage that.
1825 / 1828.8 = 0.99792213473315835520559930008749
Anonymous No.82435990
>>82435496 (OP)
My dad's name was literally Chad, lmao
Anonymous No.82436007
>>82435496 (OP)
He was a chad but I hold from my mother. She's spend all her time reading books and not very a people person. I feel like in life the personality does a X like a daughter will hold from her father and a boy will hold from the mother. I'm like my mother but even more like her father. Who was a quiet man but very competitive. I met him 2 or 3 times in my life but I related a lot to him.
Anonymous No.82436044
>>82435496 (OP)
dad was chad-lite/brad with a drug problem, and my mother a dumb broad who got knocked up by him. he was a deadbeat all of my life and recently died. I am a failed normie who became addicted to Internet at 11.
Anonymous No.82436054 >>82436429
>>82435496 (OP)
My dad was a geomaxxing autist, as a tale for any other geomaxxers on here. I was kind of upset when I realized the reality of my existence as a teen but I got over it, since at the very least he's a genuinely good and intelligent guy which is a better fate than the retarded racist chuds a lot of people like me end up with as fathers.
Anonymous No.82436429
>>82436054
what is your mix
Anonymous No.82436465
>>82435496 (OP)
worse, a weak autist slave for an overbearing bpd mom
Anonymous No.82436518
>>82435496 (OP)
My father was an ugly webdev who married a physically disabled woman. And funnily enough I'm an ugly webdev too. It almost feels like fate. However I'm fairly sure I'll live the rest of my life alone, unlike him. I'm a very solitary person.
Anonymous No.82436541 >>82437274
seems like many of us had autismo fathers
Anonymous No.82436610 >>82437267
my dad was an autist
anyway i'm a ricecel
Anonymous No.82437229
>>82435496 (OP)
>Was your dad also an autist or was he a chad?
He may have had autist tendencies and was depressed, but he self-medicated with booze, which worked for him.
Not quite Chad, but had some rugged handsomeness (a poor man's Tom Selleck) and was six feet. Though his hair thinned, he kept enough of it on top. Was able to get some pussy, even when he got too sick with heart failure to work anymore. Had a GF who lived two doors down for his last five years.
>if he was a chad what happened with you?
Ended up a manlet who was too autist to be anything other than a NEET. Though I still somehow get some likes and matches, they rarely speak or DTF. Always ghosted. Rapidly baldceled between 23-28. Now 39 and only had paid sex. Dead family. Kill me.
Anonymous No.82437267
>>82436610
Ouch. But I once saw a ricecel be anti trans on Instagram so I don't have any sympathy, sorry
Anonymous No.82437274 >>82437304
>>82435496 (OP)
Both my parents are stem spergs who met each other in university, while i look like my dad the difference is that im pretty high inhib while he got together with my mom by being a bold low inhib retard
>>82436541
you usually end up being some mix of your parents
Anonymous No.82437277 >>82438834
>>82435546
>why are men getting shorter?
I somehow think the Chernobyl Disaster had something to do with it. At least in Europe.
I'm a manlet (b. Aug '86), some other kids my age were. The couple of years after me were also small.
It was jarring seeing new kids at secondary school who looked like they should still be at primary school.
Sadly, I still see enough 6'+ school teens to make me feel like shit.
Anonymous No.82437290
>>82435496 (OP)
My dad was a athlete and a chad. I am taller than my dad but autistic and I grew up very poor and dysfunctional since my dad was an alcoholic drug addict. It was over from the start for me.
Anonymous No.82437300 >>82437343
>everyone here saying they are tall or handsome

why is this board 90% fakecels
Anonymous No.82437304
>>82437274
>you usually end up being some mix of your parents
Indeed. Though this thread is about our fathers, my mother was likely a sperg. She was a shut-in.
History of addiction and suicide attempts. I never had a chance to be a normie. Only child too.
>I posted 82437229
Anonymous No.82437306 >>82437321 >>82438487
>>82435496 (OP)
He molested his siblings as a teenager and has at least 6 kids by several women. Is that chad behavior?
Anonymous No.82437321 >>82438487
>>82437306
My grandpa had his first kid at 16, had five with one woman, had one or more kids with his mistress.
Oh, and he murdered two people and got away with it (one buried alive, another stabbed and buried).
As well as raping and pimping out his own daughter at age 9-15. With support from the mother.
If there's a hell, he is in it.
Anonymous No.82437343 >>82437361
>>82437300
Being tall means nothing, women don't give a fuck about it if you are not also good looking and NT as well.
Anonymous No.82437361
>>82437343
That's just being delusional, no other word for it. Yes, the tall guys in relationships also tend to look good as well, but if you're tall but ugly and autistic, you still got 1/3 boxes ticked as opposed to none at all.
Anonymous No.82437379
>>82435496 (OP)
My dad fucked a 15 year old then moved across the country to have a family with an adult woman.
Anonymous No.82437786
>>82435545
this x1000 !!!! dating was easier back then now its a bit challenging doable but challenging still you need a little bit of skill to aquire a semi-cute chick
Anonymous No.82437817 >>82437864
>>82435616
>https://www.somethingawful.com
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.82437852
>>82435496 (OP)
My dad got married at 28-29 while I am still a virgin at 31.
My father is an alcoholic who does coke and is a borderline sociopath. He is a compulsive liar and divorced my mom when I was 8 because he would cheat on her and abuse her when he came back home drunk. His own father abused him too so I guess he just did what he saw home.
Recently I saw him crying at a doctor's appointment because he was sad his dad passed away 28 years ago. He is more emotionally retarded than me and he still got married. The internet really fucked relationships over, both for men and women.
Anonymous No.82437864
>>82437817
>what did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/9Gvo1uWAhHc
I mean now that's something awful. That's exactly what I mean. I mean what I fucking said. Get the fuck off my lawn.
Anonymous No.82438091
>>82435496 (OP)
I don't know anything about my biological parents but my genetics are pretty good. My adoptive dad was an absent beta cuck who let me get bullied and never talked to me. He didn't even teach me how to shave, let alone something more advanced
Anonymous No.82438111 >>82438182
>>82435496 (OP)
I'm so blackpilled and empty that I can't fully desire pic rel, but I want to want her or someone like her. I can't even register sadness at not having that. My dad was kind of beta but had multiple children. I'm beta and get no bitches.
Anonymous No.82438182 >>82438197
>>82438111
You want an internet hooker? You have to pay, you know that right? They're on onlyfans or whatever and they're cheap whores.
Anonymous No.82438190 >>82438247
>>82435906
there it is. you're giving us stupid platitudes that are basically movie tropes and you don't even know the downsides of life.
Anonymous No.82438197 >>82438229
>>82438182
You know what I meant. A hot wife with a hot vagina to have hot sex with you nitwit. To do anal in the ass with
Anonymous No.82438219
>>82435496 (OP)
I was an Incel when I was younger.
My dad was Chad, an upper level manager at his workplace. Quite a selfish man who liked to bully and intimidate people.
What happened to me is he physically and mentally abused our whole family and my mom came from an abusive family background so that was normal for her.
He also didn't teach us anything and whenever I asked him for life advice he would just mock me hit me so I stopped that pretty early. Seriously this dude would rather just sit infront of his TV watching boomer news than parent his kids.
Cause my dad was always so angry I wasn't allowed to have friends over at the house and I didn't have the best models for social behaviour.
I left home at 18 for the Military and my life didn't really start until I got out of that house. It took about 3 years of being around a few good army buds that I met to recover from that socially.

It was fucked up in that I took boxing/gym to get fit for the army... and the last time my dad tried to beat my ass at 16 I restrained him and told him if he ever tried it again I would fucking kill him. Lost a lot of respect for him because it was at that point I realized he only beat on me because I was not able to fight back.
I'm a single father (mother is completely gone) and retired from the army now. I'm happy in that I created a home environment for my teen son that is happy and supportive. I think he is going to have much better life outcomes than I did.
Anonymous No.82438223
Jesus Christ though that epic megaslut isn't even really good looking. Not that I can comment looking down on her or something she's no doubt better looking than I am. If I was good looking though, as much as she is I would be too afraid to whore myself out on the internet because I'd see myself as way too average looking. I guess it's because most of these obese sluts are so fucking nasty these days a normal human sized one instead of an overflowing cum goaded lard loafer is like something rare and precious.

That's intense and depressing. If I was way better looking I'd at least try to compete in some mediocre career like modelling or acting in advertising where I'd barely pull off minimum wage equiv. annually.

I'd never whore myself out though, out of self-respect and guilt in terms of lowering myself to the point I'd be acting to trick the johns as scummy as they are. I still don't think even though these pricks are absolute retarded bastards they actually deserve that sort of emotional abuse internally that they don't realize they're getting. It almost makes the hooker equal or even worse than the fucking dickhead johns.
Anonymous No.82438229 >>82438254
>>82438197
You sound like a john retard, okay go to onlyfans loser I guess you deserve what you get when you say clueless inept shit like that.
Anonymous No.82438247
>>82438190
>you don't even know the downsides of life.
The hilarious thing is you think if you had everything I've had you'd feel better because you're too clueless to understand you'd feel worse.
Anonymous No.82438254
>>82438229
I want to worship her body because i'm in love with her curves and her beauty
Anonymous No.82438283 >>82438521
As far as I understand it, never having paid a hooker for sex the way johns cope is by looking down on, objectifying and blaming the whore. Same thing regardless of whether you stick your dick in her somewhere, get a handy or perform "Do-It-Yourself" to her onlyfans content.

When you sleep with women without paying them, you can't degrade them in the same way. You need to be even dumber than the average john which is like IQ 94 and a god damn outrageous emotionally compromised moron.

If you're intelligent like me it makes it impossible to use those child-like copes. You've got to grow up and accept how much it hurts. There is no cope anymore, all you can do is experience all the real pain of the reality of everything that happened. Everything that went wrong, you've got to accept responsibility for it. It's entirely on you, you can't blame anyone but yourself. If you got tricked, that's your fault for being stupid as fuck. If things broke down because you couldn't communicate, that's 100% you and you can't blame the other person for not understanding. It's your fault you didn't describe things in a way they get.
Anonymous No.82438321 >>82438521
As far as I know most onlyfans girls these days are provoked by their partners who act as camera guys. Sometimes they go through different partners, sometimes that's not the case but a lot of the time you ought to be asking who is holding the camera? Who is she looking at because it ain't you pal.

When they do whore out their girlfriends, they're basically pimps. What are they getting as a cut? Is it the emotional high of getting to fuck her while all those guys can only jerk off? Is this pimp fucking queer with a fetish dreaming of dudes jerking off while him and her are having sex?

I don't really get it but it's clearly a fucked up situation. I've never in my entire life met a single prostitute, camgirl or otherwise who said she was glad she did that stuff. Eventually you hit the point where you get burnt out and your copes don't work anymore. That's when it hits.
Anonymous No.82438418 >>82438460
>>82435496 (OP)
He is an outcast, but he is also an asshole, and he lived in a time where even ugly men could advance in life by just dominating a conversation and using money for leverage.

He also targeted vulnerable women, and they no longer exist in our time (because they get groomed the second they enter the internet or become Chad's play toy in their teens).
Anonymous No.82438421
I have met plenty of coked-up ex whores begging on the street in the rain first thing in the morning out front of a restaurant. If you offer to buy them food, they turn you down. She only wants more junkie shit like coke and fentanyl because these are the last copes that still work. Every time she crashes she realizes where she is out in the rain on the street and how awful she feels and just needs more to survive without jumping off a fucking bridge. Eventually the fentanyl kills her like she wanted all along, even if she never admitted it. Finally she doesn't have to feel any more pain.
Anonymous No.82438427
>>82435496 (OP)
i dont need it. i dont want it. i feel no attraction to the female body.
Anonymous No.82438460
>>82438418
>He also targeted vulnerable women, and they no longer exist in our time (because they get groomed the second they enter the internet or become Chad's play toy in their teens).
When the hell was this, 1712? Getting to be "chode's" toy in your teens has been humanity since millions of years ago, fuckhead. You dipshits always look back to the past you weren't part of and make like it was the greatest, but it fucking sucked. It was a load of greasy stankass shit just like today. What the fuck makes you think it was different? Are you a child?
Anonymous No.82438471 >>82438521
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with you? What makes you believe the past was better than now? It's because the future always gets worse, but believe it or not that's called "growing the fuck up" and "getting older" or "earning wisdom" you shit-eating double ended jet black 19" anal dildo slurping faggot.
Anonymous No.82438472 >>82438477 >>82438478 >>82438936
well, he managed to have sex and have a kid so you tell me
Anonymous No.82438477
>>82438472
>tfw even my dad is a fakecel
Anonymous No.82438478 >>82438508
>>82438472
>well, he managed to have sex and have a kid so you tell me
You think that's a good thing? Holy Christ almighty Jesus lord in heaven. Having a kid as dumb as you fucking sucks too, retard.
Anonymous No.82438487
>>82437306
>>82437321
GIWTWM
>muted for 32 secs
Anonymous No.82438508 >>82438528
>>82438478
>You think that's a good thing?
That wasn't OPs question you bumbling autistic retard. Learn to fucking read without listening to the voices in your head schizo
Anonymous No.82438521 >>82438532
>>82438471
>>82438321
>>82438283
Who the fuck are these niggas talking to? Having different conversations than the op
Anonymous No.82438528 >>82438577
>>82438508
I don't give a shit about OP, who managed to evade a ban for advertising by posting in >>>/r9k/ the least moderated board rather than the proper place to advertise your hooker shit >>>/soc/

What I care about is making sure the poster I replied to gets adequately insulted with love and care by someone like me, rather than a moron like you that can't read the room.
Anonymous No.82438532 >>82438563
>>82438521
I'm talking to you, the OP who broke the rules. The retarded camera guy.
Anonymous No.82438544
Did your girlfriend like my tase or did she squeal "don't tase me bro!"
Anonymous No.82438548
>>82435496 (OP)
he is both an autist and a chad. he has a revolving door of women dumber than he is as to seem less autistic. He literally cant look after himself but they will. They wont leave him when he gets caught out for being a cheater because they think hes a chad. I cant explain it for the life of me but it seems to work really well for him. he wakes up and makes his life everyone elses problem and everyone loves him for it. I think it only works out because hes also a textbook narcissist.
Anonymous No.82438559
Don't worry. I wouldn't because that'd leave a real nasty tase in my mouth.
Anonymous No.82438563 >>82438569
>>82438532
I honestly don't know what you're talking about or who you're talking about. You must have me confused with someone else
Anonymous No.82438569 >>82438596
>>82438563
I'm not talking to whoever this loser is in this post, I told you who I'm talking to. Are you slow?
Anonymous No.82438577 >>82438600
>>82438528
Literal schizo. Kill yourself you fucking retard
Anonymous No.82438587
https://youtu.be/p0nuWF59lxA
Anonymous No.82438596 >>82438619
>>82438569
You have me confused with another nigga.
I was asking who you were talking to since you are having a different conversation than the topic of this thread
Anonymous No.82438600
>>82438577
I love how you wee lil wankstains call anyone too smart for you schizophrenic. Do you go to lectures at universities and heckle the professor?
Anonymous No.82438616
>>82435496 (OP)
>what happened to you
>implying women base their choices off of observable facts and not fantasy fears and delusions
women refuse reality and men refuse the notion of women being detached from reality. a perception death spiral and neither gender wants to yield. Men these days equate sex without reproduction with genetic selection and reproduction.
Anonymous No.82438619
>>82438596
You're probably having trouble following where I'm coming from because your mind focuses on one single "most probable" thought pathway. Whereas people more intelligent than you think of multiple things at once, multiple possibilities. Just because for example the posts in this thread all bear the nickname "Anonymous" doesn't mean we're all the same person, right? Right? Right? Right?
Anonymous No.82438635
4chan used to display the number of unique posters to non-paying forum users in the thread, so you had a better chance to estimate whether samefagging was taking place. That's no longer the case. Recently they've had to deal with the issues concerning webspiders, forum dupers, image archives and so-called "AI" which often ignore the parameters set for them in robots.txt
Anonymous No.82438660 >>82438679
my dad was a porn star. he was this fatso with a huge dick. i never tell anyone who because they just start asking me for dick pics. like they believe mine isn't normal size. i don't even get it. my mom didn't have a huge 14" clit so why the fuck would my cock be so oversized? i'm pretty sure i didn't get my dad's 15" cock genes. i got small cock genes from my mom or something so i'm only 9.5"
Anonymous No.82438679
>>82438660
There is no way this guy is telling the truth. This is some fucking slut from onlyfans or their slut forum crystal cafe.
Anonymous No.82438717
>>82435496 (OP)
His name is Chad, and he was a Chad
Anonymous No.82438772 >>82438785
>>82435496 (OP)
My dad I think was always very much a normie. Maybe he's a little less social than others in general but he had a long term gf for some years before my mom at least.
Anonymous No.82438785
>>82438772
Oh also one important thing I forgot to mention is that he was apparently 189cm when he was young and in the military but he has a severe hunchback now.
Anonymous No.82438818
>>82435940
so what happened to those genes
Anonymous No.82438834
>>82435546
>>82437277
It's because of ultra-processed food being invented in the 80s it causes brain damage health problems and fertility problems
Anonymous No.82438874
>>82435496 (OP)
Dad is in an obscure cult so he never got remarried. Dad complains about being alone and I told him his dating field would be way wider if he was Christian.
Anonymous No.82438936
>>82438472
If youre a big enough of a cuck you can have unlimited mid pussy at the cost of your soul.
Anonymous No.82438957
Surprised how many of you had dad's growing up. My parents split up before I learned to read.