Thread 82440266

can you please lend it to me so i can die? or you can shoot me if you want i dont CARE can you please kill me? somebody? anybody? PLEASE???

>>82440266 (OP)
Why do you want to die so badly?

whats in it for me? can you jerk me off first?

>>82440269
dont bother asking dumb questions i know its the right thing to do
>>82440270
i dont care if i have to do that can you kill me after? do you really have a gun?

>>82440266 (OP)
I'm being fucked with all day, it can't be worse than this reality. Just live

>>82440303
NO I DONT WANT TO SHUT UP DO YOU HAVE A GUN YES OR NO CAN WE MEET UP CAN YOU KILL ME

>>82440307
I own a dozen. No one is going to help you kill yourself when you're this manic and don't have a good reason to do it.

>>82440347
FUCKYOU IF NO ONE STEPS UP AND HELPS ME THEN ILL JST GO TO A SHOOTING RANGE AND TRAUMATIZE OTHERS

NO, give ME the gun so i can kill op please

>>82440370
do you have a gun? can you kill me? are in also in ontario?

>>82440266 (OP)
I have a gun but I won't kill you with it. God already gave you the right to live.

>>82440375
are you also*

>>82440376
STOP SAYING THAT CRAP YOU REALLY THINK IT MATTERS ITS POINTLESS CAN YOU JUST KILL ME WHERE ARE YOU

>>82440363
Shooting ranges don't rent guns to solos for this exact reason.

Why won't you tell us why you want to kill yourself?

>>82440375
yes i have a gun, post your face and i'll kill you

>>82440266 (OP)
If you have to kill yourself so badly, then earn it. Earn that gun yourself. You have to save money and work to paint your head with lead. That way, you'll at least have made it somewhere in life at that point, and have a clearer mind to make a decision on if this is the fate you truly desire.

>>82440266 (OP)
>CAN YOU PLEASE KILL ME?
No.

>>82440391
IF YOU WANNA LIVE SO BAD THEN OK STOP BUGGING ME
>>82440392
WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT ITS JUST A MAN FACE ARE YOU IN ONTARIO OR NOT YES OR NO

>>82440423
If you're in Canada just go get MAID you retard

>>82440266 (OP)
I HAVE A SHOTGUN NAMED CHARLOTTE BUT I'LL ONLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YUO IF YOU BEAT ME IN A QUAKE LIVE DUEL

>>82440398
THATS NOT REAL
>>82440414
WHY WONT ANYONE HELP ME
>>82440428
THEY WOULDNT THEYD JUST PUT ME UNDER SURVEILLANCE OR SOMETHING IVE BEEN IN THE SYSTEM BEFORE

>>82440375
yes i live in onlario, now post those tits my love

>>82440430
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
>>82440437
WHEN CAN WE MEET AND WHERE

>>82440436
They expanded MAID to include healthy young people who are depressed. Go apply for it and you'll have some Jew sacrificing you to Moloch before you know it.

>>82440452
wait are you serious? is there an age requirement or something? its not a trap?

>>82440462
I looked it up, I was mistaken - they won't start killing people who are depressed until 2027. It was originally going to start this year but it was delayed. The age limit is 18.

>>82440423
A MAN?!!? WHY DOES THIS ALWYAS HAPPEN

>>82440462
>>82440493
That being said, just say that you have a fake white woman disease like chronic fatigue syndrome and they'll do it.

>>82440493
do i have to be clinically diagnosed? can i just show up to any hospital and theyll do it? do i need medical records or something?

>>82440266 (OP)
Go find the suicide website and do it yourself

>>82440502
There's some sort of application process, I'm sure that a diagnosis is required. Google it, there's a website that lays everything out.

>>82440519
WHAT SUICIDE WEBSITE? I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE COMPUTERS I JUST WANT TO DIE
>>82440522
ITS TOO LONG A WAIT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT I CAN DO IF I DONT HAVE A DIAGNOSIS?

>>82440537
This nigger is literally too retarded to die

Why won't you tell us why you want to kill yourself?

>>82440616
THE SAME REASON EVERYONE ELSE WANTS TO DIE THERES NO POINT IN ASKING THAT CAN YOU HELPME OR NO?

>>82440622
I have helped you by pointing you towards MAID. There are many reasons that people want to die. There's a huge difference between being sad because you got dumped and being sad because you have a terminal illness, or broke your back and got paralyzed.

>>82440730
I CANT LIVE AND THERES NO REASON I HATE LIFE IT WAS JUST BAD LUCK I WAS BORN THATS ALL IS MAID FREE? IF I SAY MYM SUICIDAL AND SHOW CUTS OR SOME SHIT DO YOU THINK THEYD DOIT?

>Waaah waaaah
I'm the victim but at the same time I'm going to get mad at everyone else and make it their problem
>waaah waaah
walk into traffic you fucking burden

>>82440851
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I GO ON YM BIKE EVERY DAY AND IF I GOT HIT BY A CAR ID BE FINE WITH THAT I JUST DONT HAVE THE GUTS TO DO IT INTENTIONALLY I NEED SOMEONE TO PUSH ME I CANT DO IT BY MYSELFI ALREADY KNOW IM A BURDEN BUT IM TRYING TO DIE CAN YOU JUST HELP ME DIE SO IM NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE? ITS SO SIMPLE JUST GIVE EM A GUN INSTEAD OF BEING A BULLY

>>82440876
not our problem and I don't care enough to keep responding, typing in all caps is not going to make me feel anything for you, walk into traffic you pussy, actually do it none of us care you attention seeking child

>>82440892
WHAT AM I SUPPSOED TO DO

>>82440450
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS I'LL GRANT YUOR WISH
I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU CAN BEAT ME IN A QUAKE MATCH

>>82441059
okay what is it? is it like a game or smoething? can we meet somewhere downtown instead? are you being forreal? you really have a gun?

>>82440266 (OP)
>do you have a gun
I don't have to answer that. "No comment" if you must write down some statement because they won't let you just leave the box blank anymore.
>can you please lend it to me so i can die?
Bullets are expensive, fent is cheap, why don't you just check in on your friendly neighborhood "perc plug" and see what $20 gets you?

>>82441094
IM NOT A GANGSTER OR SOME STREET SMART THUG THE ONLY TIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE IS TO GOTO SCHOOL AND BACKI DONT HAVE ANY CONNECTIONS AND I CANT TALK I DONT LIVE IN A MAJOR CITY EITHER. WHAT NOW?

>tfw leaf
Fuck my chud Canadian life

>>82441094
I've considered drugs but I don't even know my neighbors, I have no idea where I would even get them.

>>82440266 (OP)
Yes, but I only have one bullet and I'm using it to kill myself instead. Sorry, OP.

>>82441370
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST KIL MR