(TURLES ADDED FOR EMPHASIS)

>>82190497
YYYYYYEP SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ME

>>82170485
>>82170488
SINCE SHE'S CLEARLY FLIRTING IF YOU'RE NOT A PUSSY THEN YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING LIKE,
>"WELL, THAT'S NO FAIR, IF YOU'RE ALSO NAKED WE'LL CALL IT EVEN"
OR SOMETHING SIMILAR, NOT TOO FORWARD OR DESPERATE, KEEP IT LIGHT.

EITHER WAY I'M GOING TO FIND YOU TWO AND BLOW MY SKULL OFF AND MAKE YOU FUCKING WATCH

>>82058761
FORGOT THE TURLES IMAGE THIS IS IMPORTANT BITCHES LOVE TURLES ACCORDING TO MY SURVEY WITH A SAMPLE SIZE OF 8 WOMEN HELD IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION AGAINST THEIR WILL.

>>81844659
I'M ACTUALLY FUCKING GREAT AT SEX. DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL FIND OUT.

DON'T FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT.

>>81545946
>>81546185
>>81546700
*SPARKS OPIUM PIPE*
YYYYEP, I BET I COULD KNOCK THESE LADIES UP NO SWEAT.
>>81547408
THIS ONE HOWEVER IS MUCH TOO LARGE AND WOULD BE USED AS BIOMASS TO FEED THE OTHER TWO.

>>81530111
>>81530126
YOU GUYS ARE BOTH FUCKING RETARDS NO OFFENSE BUT ID LIKE TO CAVE YOUR SKULLS IN AND EAT YOUR BRAINS
>>81529204
HERES WHAT TO DO:
>GET "MYFITNESSPAL", START TRACKIKG YUOR CALORIES, EAT AT EITHER MAINTENANCE OR 300-500 CALORIES BELOW, AND START LIFTING.
>SOMETHING LIKE A SIMPLE PPL ROUTINE IS GOOD. JEFF NIPPARD HAS A GOOD BEGINNERS' PROGRAM AS WELL WHICH YOU CAN FIND EASILY.
>DO CARDIO FOR THE HEALTH BENEFITS BUT DON'T EXPECT IT TO MAKE A HUGE DENT IN WEIGHT LOSS ITSELF.
>EAT ABOUT 1G OF PROTEIN PER POUND OF BODYWEIGHT AND MAKE SURE TO GET 7-9 HRS OF SLEEP PER NIGHT
>ACTUALLY STAY CONSISTENT BECAUSE IT'LL BE A LONG TIME BEFORE YOU GET REALLY TANGIBLE DIFFERENCES
>YES YOU CAN ONLY SEE ABS AT LOW BODY FAT PERCENTAGES, NO IT ISNT A WASTE TO STILL THROW IN A FEW SETS OF CORE EXERCISES.