Thread 82447420

Carpe diem, edition.

Im american lel

>>82447435
You're up early lad

2nd for Japanese animation

Hairy Japanese pussy grinding against my face.

ancient fucking meme OP

>>82447500
How old is the sun? Weird question, but if you're complaining about old things, do you go outside and think URGH!! not this old light source again ffs.?

Just did me voluntary work. Painted some railings today, perfect weather for it. Oh aye. Just got paid as well so garn spoons later.

might start learning german shippy style, always wanted to move there

>>82447517
No brassieres tonight lid?

>>82447517
voluntary mongs push down wages in the uk

Why are niggas calling this a troll thread? Seems fine to me.

Me? Staying positive, thinking yeah things are bad health wise, but mentality wise, I'm good. Bit of doom n gloom won't bother me.
You know what I can still do? Feel the rhythm.
Let's fucken go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlffl6ZVgog
>>82447528
A twoll wouldn't want us to be positive, and the OP message is a positive one, so they are twying to fight against it.

>>82447528
Because of the OP pic

>>82447541
NTA but OP, what's wrong with it other than the word faggot?

Corrrr, can't spend any money on DVDs until next week. Got the shakes.

>>82447552
Its old af and cringe, it reflects poorly on britfeel if he we such pictures

>>82447500
Not OP, I like the old memes. Memes from a better time when 4chan was actually fun, trolling was done right, time and effort was put into bait. The need for instant dopamine hits has killed trolling and baiting so now we have seething, insulting and one-upping.
I'm older than the internet, if I was to title (pic related) I would call it "A time before the Internet".
I remember doing this as a young lad but it was from a bedroom window of an abandoned house in the early 80s.

>>82447511
who said it was a complaint you sour mongy bagpuss

>>82447528
because it isn't the youtube dosser, a asmr bint or some other twoll image lad. if they aren't sat there thinking they've riled someone up they ain't happy

>>82447574
>I like the old memes

>>82447574
>I like the old memes
only the other day I remembered when shit like Insanity Wolf was a thing

>>82447564
Why didn't you complain about the previous thread image, which was clearly a troll image?
>>82447576
Fair enough. Sorry for being a faggot.

>>82447555
Same lid. Get my PIP in about 10 days. Chomping at the bit here.

>>82447596
It was new OC, i like that

>>82447598
I have money at the moment but technically I've gone over my made up weekly budget so I'm trying to show some restraint until next Thursday in that regard to get back on track.

>>82447593
Older please de lad
>>82447595
Foul bachelor frog was peak meme material imo

>>82447625
Remember wanking it to claire abbott?

>>82447644
I'm older than the internet, I wanked to a Sam Fox calendar

>>82447644
Corrrr, women used to look normal. They all look like turbo whores with balloon lips and hollowed out cheeks nowadays.

>>82447625
shit like this was good too

>>82447648
Kek, one of my first wanks was swiping my dad's Page 3.

>>82447644
corr dont remember but might make it a new habit
thats perfect tits for me mates

>>82447650
Kinnell, opened this expecting a Pee Pee Poo Poo drawing. My favourite era of r9k.

>>82447653
page 3 was always weird to me mate
>used to do a paper round for like 4 years just to buy choccies before school
>would always eye up the Sun and Daily Star for fat knockers
>remember one time I open it to page 3 in The Sun and its some generic slag
>"we asked her what she thought about US foreign policy"
>she's just like "war bad" and "i wish we could be nice"
Why even put that fluff in there? Why pretend the tits are there for any reason other than tits?

>>82447653
I remember buying the daily sport paper from my local newsagents when I was like 14. This was the early 00s before I discovered the internet

This is one of the oldest pics I've got

>>82447653
Before 2003 you could see bimbo girls in the final year of secondary school showing their big breasts in the newspapers. Mental.

>>82447686
And it was fucking lush. Nuts magazine had a great amateur section too, pretty sure they weren't checking ages. Definitely some teen tits slipping through, especially on their amateur tits section on the website.

>going in the bushes at the local residential play park and finding stashes of town porn mags

Good times. Then I got a PSP with wi-fi in 2005. Most people's routers just had open wi-fi then as that was the default config.

Angry reform mongs vandalising pubs because of rumours about immigrants being housed there.

>>82447700
Are you me? I used to do the exact same thing on my PSP with my neighbour's wifi. Downloaded all sorts of Brazzers trailers from some dodgy site.

>>82447706
As opposed to raging lefties calling for deaths of people on the right?

Can't believe the immigrants are hiding in beer kegs. Crafty little mongs.

>Anuddah BSODberg just now

ckin ell

>>82447650
ROFLcopter
>>82447653
The Sun or the Daily Star, that was before the Sport. And there was always the women's underwear section of your mums catalogue. The prize was always finding a jazz mag in a field or stuffed in some bushes.

>>82447723
My dad had badly hidden porn DVDs that I would throw on when he was out. Some really nice solo stuff.

>>82447719
I don't know why they don't do like indians and get into the tech sector? Robotics now has home assistance robots, sex robots, robots helping in factories. These indians come over, get into the robot suits, and away they go. Just a shame there's no guarantee of a female inside the sex robot suit.

for me i didnt wank to proper porn until i got online, only caught glimpses as phones and mp3 players started being able to store pics/vids and people brought them in

for me it was absolutely tearing my dick off to when radios started getting music video channels, primarily avril lavigne in girlfriend when she grinds on the dude

>>82447706
Neanderthal reform voters trashing up the place because of a brown person might move into a vacant pub. If they went in it every once in a while maybe it wouldn't have closed down.

>>82447755
>radios started getting music video channels

What did he mean by this?

You will live next to the government immigrant HMO mini hotel. You will scan your face every time you want a wank. You will not use a VPN. You will walk through the knife arch and get your extra radiation dose. You will not hide your face past the police face detection van unless you wear a burqa. You will not post hurty words on social media. You will not use Apple ADP. You will provide identification documents to play Xbox.

State of this sad country now.
https://youtu.be/Zqz3WLSPqDk

>>82447780
like kerrang and shit, MTV wasnt a radio but yknow what i mean
maybe im retarded and though they were radios first then channels second, i dunno

i should have just said when music video channels on freeview became a thing, simpler

>>82447775
Why would anyone want to go drink in an expensive musky pub these days? It's better to get pissed on cheap supermarket booze and be outside with the crackies.

I have the day off so I managed to sleep in without stressing about work. Lovely feeling

Heading to Bristol later for a gig if that's alright with you de lads

>>82447735
First bluey I watched was one of my uncles that he'd stashed. VHS tape that was, I must have been 16 or 17 at the time. He had wank mags under his bed too I was always tempted to nick one.

Wonder who has masturbated more in his life. Me or Shippy?

>>82447914
Didnt start masturbating until I was 24 tbqh lad. I had problems as a youth.

>government increases vat for pubs to drive them out of business
>they buy up all the closed down pubs and turn them into immigrant hmos
>no more pub and drinking culture
>alcohol is haram so this is a win
>alcohol becomes class a drug
>anyone caught drinking it near an islamic controlled space could be charged with a hate crime also
>britain becomes an islamic republic in 2040
>there will be more non-british than british by 2050 as most white people do not breed 12 sprogs

>>82447655
>>82447644
Remember the meltdown when it was revealed she had a manlet bf

>>82447887
Who you going to see, lid? Enjoy.

>>82447926
>Didnt start masturbating until I was 24
Physically impossible

>>82447930
Most of these Muslims drink behind closed doors.

>>82447713
His skin is not white enough to be prosecuted for a hate crime. Only white people can be racist.

>>82447945
Bet they like a bacon double cheeseburger from mcdonalds too.

>>82447970
Apparently even in Saudi Arabia and that they all have liquor in their homes for personal use. Fucking joke.

Maybe if you got lucky and met a nice girl when you were younger, you wouldn't be a hateful little weasel boy.

We need more indians in this country. At least they are willing to work.

>>82448021
Is this funny because you'd rather have an Indian than HHL who doesn't work or funny because you posted a picture of HHL that we've seen dozens of times before?

>>82447941
Thank you lad. Going to see Shearling, experimental/ noise rock. Should be a good time

ngl that blonde behind him could get it.. it's been a while

>>82448054
those are his handlers

Took SSM 10 days to download call of duty. 150GB. And it still won't work. It not rite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mn9d3WTpNs

>>82448021
The cute young blonde looks like wuthie.

>>82448071
i knew a guy that had 600kbs wifi that had to wait weeks for the game to update and by the time it had there would be another update out remember when you just bought a game and then downloaded a 2mb patch and then that was it?

>>82448071
He only has a 5G router. He needs to get proper broadband installed.

>>82448075
its the lassie in the back for me lad corrrrr
>plaplaplaplaplaplaplaplap

>mum hogging too much bandwidth watching netflix
>my vidya downloads are going a bit slower than usual
>turn off wifi temporarily and say internet must be down

Numbering the parcels with roman numerals worked well lads, a lot easier to find them out than my messy handwriting

>>82448109
What a horribIe son you are, Ruthmong

>>82447942
Not so lad. I had wet dreams but was never able to successfully wank. I just felt nothing. No pleasure. Nothing came out.


Still dont really feel any physical pleasure in sex at all now. Just do it for the wife and to unload really.

I have gigabit direct to residence and 100mb upload so never have these issues tbqh.

>>82448130
She leaves streaming video playing when she goes to the toilet or does something else. It's such a waste. It's not for too long. I'm not downloading vidya all the time. She uses more bandwidth than my stuff according to the router page.

>>82448190
Streaming whatever Netflix slop she's watching barely uses any bandwidth. What kind of plan are you on? I've probably torrented upwards if 1tb this past week and uploaded 500gb and had no issues.

What new music is British innovating right now?

It feels like grime and U.K. drill are just fucking dying. The only music getting big is like this music for gay men and women. Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter and stuff like that.

>>82448206
Nothing lad. Nobody fucking listen t to music anymore. Only fags and women buy music anymore so it is all about single female pop singers. Britain is no longer music Mecca like it used to be.

Everyone is just a depressed angry retard.

>grime in 2025
you were meant to have grown out of it by now anon

>>82448220
That is what I said you fucking cretin. The genre is fucking dead. It is all dead. Nothing is fucking going on. Nothing new and innovative and sick. All just fucking wank and fahhotry.

When I was young we had arctic monkeys and Kasabian doing cool stuff. Actual art. Everything is just shite now. Pure faffoth

The new genre of music in the 2030s will be interesting. I reckon AI music set to hardcore porn will just become the fucking standard. It is what people want.

>>82448180
If it's not symmetrical it's not FTTP. I get 2000/2000

>>82448206
Popular music doesn't tend to be very innovative

>>82448196
It does. Several gigabytes per hour. We were upgraded to full fibre recently so it's a bit more reliable. It's not the highest speed plan but unlimited. No need for really high speeds with just a few using it at once.

>>82448249
The Beatles was innovative. Black Sabbath was innovative. They were the pop music of their day.

Now the country is becoming populated by boat BAMEs, will we see a new genre emerge, a grime and sea shanty mix?

>>82448249
Yeah but my point is that there is literally nothing going on. No musical counterculture. Where are all the sick bands and creativity?

Remember lads. Use a secure DNS. The ISP doesn't deserve to know the lookups.

>>82448228
>arctic monkeys and Kasabian
really ageing yourself there lad. go back to waiting in line to buy oasis tickets. there are lots of music scenes just not for sad acts your age, you're not welcome, fuck off back to your dab radio and humming along to lighthouse family in the supermarket. go back to "having a quiet one tonight" sat in front of netflix in your dressing gown where the highlight of your week is buying a jar of ye olde oaks

fuck ass millenial

Absolutely gutted, got no macaroni, only spirali, gonna have to go shop

>>82448267
No idea what either of those things mean

What do cool kids listen to these days? Nothing. Nobody is cool anymore. Everyone is a fucking faggot dork on their computer or phone all the fucking time.

>he's still seething about the image, and now lashing out at posters.

Hissy fit much, youngun? Fresh out the pram are we?

>>82448272
>there are lots of music scenes

Like what then? Name one major innovative act?
Pro tip: you cannot

>>82448279
My son listens to Arctic Monkeys. The earlier stuff obviously. I feel like I've raised him well.

Nobody makes music in this country anymore. Music is dead and people have other things to be interested in.

>>82448286
it doesnt matter what i list, you've already made your mind up you don't like it because they don't play it in the supermarket.

I am glad that music is dead. It always was a waste of time. Complete and utter useless waste of time.


Hate music.

Khalil al-Hayya rekt in Doha lmao

>>82448303
You cannot name a single new innovative act in the U.K. lad. Simple as.
Done a number on you ducky.

>>82448275
Use dnscheck.tools or dnsleaktest.com. On phones you will have to change it in the network settings. Lookups in browsers can easily be set to a secure provider in chrome, edge and firefox. Mine is off because I have set it up for the whole of my GNU/Linux operating system.

It has to be secure (https or tls). Otherwise they can still sniff the lookups or even spoof them.

sorry you didn't get the memo old man. there are no gigs or raves anywhere ever because all you know is Back To The 90s daytime disco and the music they put on the background of the one show

>he hasn't heard of [redacted]
I'm not doing all the work for you, you'll have to find them yourself.
Here, I'll give you a taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[redacted]

>>82448323
So what new innovative music are they playing little lad? Name them. Name them now.

>>82448320
Mate you might as well be typing in Chinese. I have AVG anti-virus that's all I need.

ahaha a lad ruined her marathon finish photo.

>>82448333
>AVG

Uninstall that adware data harvesting snakeoil. There's Windows Defender these days.

The newest and coolest act are the new U.K. Drill Sea shanty jazz fusion act the Faggot brothers.

The Faggot brothers do not even make music per se. They just fuck each other and piss on each other on stage and people listen to the noises and get high. This is the future of music.

>>82448332
look up your local venues and the artists they're hosting. not my job to tell you what to listen to lad.

>>82448343
So I don't even need AVG anymore? I can just have the Windows one?

>>82448347
Local acts are small you fucking retarded cuck. If you cannot name them then they are not making waves in the culture. They have zero relevance or popularity.

You are a mong. Zero fucking IQ. People like you should be fucking sterilised to stop the spread of your genes.

>>82448346
Man step onna dock get chef'd wivva cutlass
Have you swab mah poopdeck like yer one of muh butlers

>>82448346
Whoa dude that's so rad. Fucking right on.

>>82448356
You seem so convinced that you're right that I think you must be wrong.

>>82448356
>i only listen to what's on top40 radio
>i refuse to curate my own tastes
skill issue

>>82448351
Yes. It will still scan your files in the background just like AVG and check the hashes against the database. Third party anti-virus is really only a thing that benefits businesses these days.

>>82447706
It was actually Indian poultry works returning from a day trip.

>>82448368
>>82448366
I refuse to listen to the Faggot brothers. Drill-Sea Shanty Jazz fusion band or not I refuse to listen to the sound of men slurping cum out of each others anuses on stage.

If I wanted to do that I would just listen to you two talk.

>>82448356
So innovative music is only worth something if it's in the top 40? The most popular music these days will be derivative. If you actually care about music as art (I don't think you do) then go to local gigs like the other lad said. There is a lot of great music still being made

>>82448444
There is no music being made. Nobody makes music anymore. Its all the faggot brothers.

Music? I only listen to the soundspacker anthem

https://suno.com/song/d352a660-43da-4140-84e9-54ed39b01557

I do not listen to any music or read any books written after 1945. Thank you.

>>82448505
this nigga never heard of 009 dreamscape or darude sandstorm or rickroll

What's the first thing you do when the gestapo show up at your door for hurty words? Luckily I only run a live cd with no storage so it's just a matter of powering off the system. I don't own a smartphone either.

>>82448525
Or Shaggy. Bloody love Shaggy

>>82448547
Shout I'M NOT IN.

Bloody hell lads. Actually gonna have to get up now. Bloody housemates are back today and I have to clean up a bit (not a real mess just needs a quick going over) I really can't be assed

>>82448547
> What's the first thing you do when the gestapo show up at your door for hurty words?

I open the door only wearing a balaclava and tighty whiteys. I invite them in for tea into a red lit room with the walls covered in gay scat porn and music by the Faggot brothers.

They will fuck right off.

Me? i been staring at a wall and listening to exercieses in futility.
>and there is despair underneath each and every action
>each and every attempt to pierce the armour of numbness

Here is my music taste:
The Smiths
The Kinks
My Bloody Valentine
Primal Scream
The Chemical Brothers

>>82448588
You are a faggot lad. You listen to faggot music and your small cuck cock is pathetic. I hate you so much I cannot put into words.

People who make comments on 4chan about music are fucking thunderous retards to be quite honest. Everyone here is an utter retard. Hate you all.

Why did he think of anon's cock?

I like:
Nurse With Wound
Coil
Psychic TV
Gary Numan

>>82448588
your a poofter!

>>82448600
The first thing I think of when I see an utter fucking loser Smith fan is how small their cock must be. A cold and dry wrinkly little mushroom. Utterly pathetic and embarrassing. Typical fucking 4chan smiths fan.

I wish we could bring back the word poofter tbqh. Good old school British homophobia.

>>82448614
>first thing he thinks of is cock
you are a fucking shirtlifting brownose

>>82448622
you are an uphill gardener too?
i swear this thread is full of wags

>>82447622
>trying to show some restraint
you won't

>>82448630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEkEoyFe0aU

How about this banger? One of my faves. Bricks by the Diagram Brothers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBlpJcnSxwM&list=RDJBlpJcnSxwM&start_radio=1

>>82448639
YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING GAYLORDS!!!!
I HATE YOU!!!!!

>>82448643
bass playing is kind of cool but you have to understand that your still a sodomite

>>82448646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRAo1JsLvnM

>>82448650
Damnit but I like big cellullite women's arses with the wibble wobble thighs

>>82448656
now your just taking the piss you todger tugging titty avoiding wanksplat

Anyone remember this ultimate hetero banger? Boof Pack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPghBomVlSM&list=RDEPghBomVlSM&start_radio=1

>>82448668
I was. Have an hetero song now, to reset the palette.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k

>>82448676
>>82448686
these are clearly homosexual songs, repent NOW!

Women aren't too bad really lads. Imagine if there were no women?, that shakira video would be very gay.
>>82448700
If you had gay thoughts watching that shakira video, then I think you're just plain old gay.

>>82448607
Based. You into Current 93?

>>82448710
Yeah lad! I'm really bad at knowing which songs I like though as I bang on an album and ten do other things. I like all the pretty little horses I remember that album

>>82448704
girls that reveal themselves unto me bearing no garments yet do engage in such acts with many a man?
whoredom is most sickening.

>>82448248
If a fibre goes to your premises it is still fttp, you plebian.

>>82448607
Clear the taste on an unrelenting homosexual.