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Anonymous No.82479731 [Report] >>82480281 >>82481674
this student of the way of fish is tired X sleepy
Anonymous No.82479813 [Report]
apparently the tutudawang smokes the opium (or my dictionary is trolling me). i thought opium stuff is a taboo subject in china
Anonymous No.82479864 [Report]
damn, i have the same shoes as the assassin
Anonymous No.82479998 [Report]
something weird is how western european society has changed back then bakas were doing math for fun, inventing stuff for fun X risking their lives with it, got rid of fancy clothes for the stoic baka larp etc. nowadays its way different. now its like they are trying to demoralize everynyan who doesnt have the system approved opinion X wasnt born into an environment that would make you feel like you owe the system stuff
Anonymous No.82480105 [Report] >>82481674
back then ebic stoic knowledge maxxers would study the math as a hobby. those kind of bakas dont really exist anymore. nowadays bakas larp as knowledge maxxers with philosophy
Anonymous No.82480179 [Report]
just work and consoom if you arent a member of the privileged group, is the neo western mind virus
Anonymous No.82480270 [Report] >>82481674
maybe drinking sum shou puer later... baka somehow lost 2 items during the "getting food" humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.82480281 [Report] >>82480302
>>82479731 (OP)
anon, we're all sleepy
Anonymous No.82480302 [Report] >>82480337
>>82480281
*strokes your hair*
Anonymous No.82480337 [Report] >>82480346
>>82480302
you have a good night, anon, k?
Anonymous No.82480346 [Report] >>82480418
>>82480337
its not sleep time yet. tea time will start soon
Anonymous No.82480418 [Report] >>82480424
>>82480346
sorry, I just assumed
maybe since it's almost 10am here and I've been up all night
so... you have a good night sometime later, then, kk?
Anonymous No.82480424 [Report]
>>82480418
y-you too sleepyhead
Anonymous No.82480653 [Report]
Preparing the 15yo shou puer X defrosting the berries X reading the tutudawang
Anonymous No.82480914 [Report] >>82481674
Soon cute chinese girls will offer me to show me their village...
Anonymous No.82481612 [Report]
Baka has gone through the first weiqi book. There is only one more book of the series available. The other ones are lost media. Playing weiqi with cute Chinese girls... soon...
Anonymous No.82481674 [Report] >>82481737
>>82479731 (OP)
Thank fugg baka is back, I thought the jannies might have bannerooood baka after the last bread got proooned

>>82480105
Nawlitch is not a hobby, it's for making more monies at your jobberooo. Nawlitch is not for fun, it's for advancing soience that can help Shekelstein Corporation make $0.1 more on each product sold

>>82480270
Baka didn't see me stealing his blueberries X pizza...

>>82480914
Chinese girls will show baka the village bush, and baka will show them his dawang...
Anonymous No.82481737 [Report] >>82482178 >>82483593
the tea time is over... gib more tea...
>>82481674
>I thought the jannies might have bannerooood baka after the last bread got proooned
i didnt even get a warning so it was probs one of the new jannies
>Baka didn't see me stealing his blueberries X pizza...
i only lost (2k kcals of) salad
Anonymous No.82481865 [Report]
snaccing sum eggs...
Anonymous No.82481997 [Report]
stealing sum booru pages...
Anonymous No.82482098 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyxSqeFrlp0
Anonymous No.82482138 [Report] >>82482178
damn, i remember watching the whole playlist at night when i was a young baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aZAaSZfqqA
now i am an old man...
Anonymous No.82482178 [Report] >>82482233
>>82481737
Bigu i think of buying the cheap olong tea off amazon what do you think?
>>82482138
old man realizing he is getting closer to ze retirment home
Anonymous No.82482233 [Report] >>82482279
snaccing the night berries...
>>82482178
>what do you think?
i did that too when i started with tea. its fine with oolong i think X to try stuff but the green tea i got from amazon was really bad X tea on amazon is very overpriced
>old man realizing he is getting closer to ze retirment home
this old man *needs* a girlfriend who is a decade younger than him to feel young again...
Anonymous No.82482279 [Report] >>82482339
>>82482233
send link to buy good cheap oloong tea

i was together with someone like that when i was 14 though luck for you though they changed age of consent from 14 to 16 i think
Anonymous No.82482339 [Report] >>82482404
>>82482279
>send link to buy good cheap oloong tea
yunnan sourcing is nice but it only makes sense to buy from there if you buy 100+ europoor amounts of tea because of shipping cost. amazon is probs good enough for trying tea without spending too much X oolong is impossible to fugg up
>they changed age of consent from 14 to 16 i think
germany would never X i am 34yo
Anonymous No.82482404 [Report] >>82482475
>>82482339
ehhh i dont wanna buy 100 euro worth of tea
baka prob spends as much for tea in a month as i do for cigarettes
old baka needs to search for de desperate runaway high school girl
Anonymous No.82482475 [Report]
>>82482404
>baka prob spends as much for tea in a month as i do for cigarettes
maybe. but its so worth it. maybe you will geddit
>old baka needs to search for de desperate runaway high school girl
they probs only want old bakas who have a car
Anonymous No.82482672 [Report] >>82483593
the night berries are in the tummy
Anonymous No.82482780 [Report] >>82483593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBws9aD0wzE
Anonymous No.82482843 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7pVWuAPRBc
Anonymous No.82483311 [Report] >>82483593
this fish doesnt have a refractory period and can have like 2 orgasms per minute after the first coom. apparently its not normal
Anonymous No.82483356 [Report]
probs could do 4 per minute if id try
Anonymous No.82483435 [Report]
"i am a lvl 100 sex master who got isekaid to another world but that worlds society has denied me sex"
would maybe be a manga about me
Anonymous No.82483463 [Report]
maybe this fish was a deva in his former life and did le "pls gib hoooman life that will gib ideal conditions to escape samsara" and the wish was granted
Anonymous No.82483501 [Report]
something i dont get about buddhism is le
>if you monk maxx to escape samsara then you still desire sumthing so you cant escape samsara
Anonymous No.82483543 [Report]
a real no desires baka could also smoke, gamble, drink alcohol, do drugs etc just because he feels like doing it, not because he desires it. is what i think. le
>i am getting rid of all the desires society sees as desires but i dont care about to get my *real* desire will totes let me escape samsara
makes no sense. like i dont care about those things but i dont really consider it rejecting some desire
Anonymous No.82483563 [Report] >>82483593
this fish needs to get rid of his desires X anger (which is also just caused by desire) X other loony feels (which is also just caused by desire) to become a functional hoooman bean but if i do it to become functional i make no progress. i only make progress when i let go to let go
Anonymous No.82483593 [Report] >>82483605 >>82483640
>>82481737
Becoming a janny and deleting all posts where baka is lewd to anons other than me...

>(2k kcals of) salad
Wtf. I guess the dressing usually has a lot of calories but 2k is still a lot for salad

>>82482672
Baka is making the day berries feel lonely and left out...

>>82482780
Damn. Goode songe

>>82483311
Baka is a woman...

>>82483563
Baka is caught in samsara...
Anonymous No.82483605 [Report] >>82483654
maybe this fish has reached the sotapanna stage in one of his former lives and my karma gave me a life with perfect conditions to escape samsara
>>82483593
>Wtf. I guess the dressing usually has a lot of calories but 2k is still a lot for salad
its like 250kcal per 100g
>day berries
this fish is too lazy to defrost in the morning
Anonymous No.82483618 [Report]
its kind of crazy. i can achieve big boy things if i have no desire but the moment i start desiring, stuff becomes impossible for me
Anonymous No.82483640 [Report] >>82483654
>>82483593
>Wtf. I guess the dressing usually has a lot of calories but 2k is still a lot for salad
also its not salad as in the vegetable. its potat salad X noodle salad
Anonymous No.82483654 [Report] >>82483671
>>82483605
>its like 250kcal per 100g
Baka bought almost a kilo of salad...

>this fish is too lazy to defrost in the morning
I geddit

>>82483640
>potat salad X noodle salad
Ohhh, okay that explains it desu. I thought baka meant ze white woman kind of salad
Anonymous No.82483671 [Report] >>82484259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6duNkhANjc
>>82483654
>Baka bought almost a kilo of salad...
i use it as a side dish for the rice
Anonymous No.82483687 [Report]
also this lucky baka got 2kg of jasmine rice today. stuff is usually never in stock
Anonymous No.82483764 [Report]
this fish thinks one can be a billionaire without desiring monies which kind of goes against what usually is preached. one doesnt have to live the buddhist monk dependent on donations life to be free of desires. its just that a desire free billionaire wouldnt care about losing it all X getting into the monk life. and i think giving all of your buxx away to escape samsara kind of has the opposite effect (because you desire to escape samsara). btw my buddhism lore knowledge is just pol memes so maybe there is sum lore that says the same stuff or calls me a baka. i will maybe read buddhist stuff in chinese someday, i dont trust the english stuff
Anonymous No.82484008 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBPi6c7RQok
Anonymous No.82484206 [Report]
meditating for benefits is kind of like drinking the tea for health benefits. this fish will only meditate when he feels like meditating to meditate (which hasnt really happened so far)
Anonymous No.82484250 [Report] >>82484259
this fish will go to sleep now. good night everynyan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkk8SxtmwdM
Anonymous No.82484259 [Report]
>>82483671
Baka likes carbs... me too

>>82484250
Good night, baka osakana