Thread 82481263

Connexions edition.

>>82481263 (OP)
>britfeel
>>82481263 (OP)
>edition

The first post is for anime

corr nearly drinking hours

enjoying some metallic choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnVWPWhJbi8

>>82481263 (OP)
>Got hard to the thought of a guy fucking me senseless
I'm a freak :(

anime not allowed
this board is frog property

>>82481272
You had one job laddy

Bag of wizz and some cider from lidl to get me through a lonely friday night

do I wash my hair tonight for the incel beach walk tomorrow or just put a hat on? its probably going to be windy and rainy and I'll probably put one on anyway but idk

also, does anyone have a shirtless fat apu apustaja that I can use as a template? I shall be potentially creating something later

>>82481293
some night that lad
enjoy

>>82481293
think ive ascended past loneliness, loving the single life

feeling cold because im tired gonna put heating on for a bit

urban75 is still around.

>>82481316
did that the other night, getting chilly

Charlie Kirk's neck leaking into a vampire's mouth.

>>82481316
i just have a wank honestly

>>82481324
Never drink dead blood, newfang.

You vs the vampirefreaks profile she tells you not to worry about

This not right. Their land was stolen 400 years ago.

Hang on, so boomer parents could have a genX child as well as a millenial child, who will be different generations, but also the same generation (parents being the generation above their children)?

>>82481387
Yeah because boomer mothers saw nothing wrong with having kids at 35 or 40 years old. So if they'd already had a kid at 20 too they've got two kids with a big age gap. And the younger one is probably autistic.

>>82481410
Or the children could only be 4 years apart, mother had them in her early 30's. Then what?

Sneezed just now, me

Did i not X

0 pints in only de lidss

>>82481436
Dunno, I didn't hear anything.

>>82481444
if you sneeze and there's no one around to hear it, did you really sneeze?

>>82481365
corrr VampireFreaks. my friend made a profile for me using my MySpace photos as a joke, started chatting to some girls, gave me the password. actually went all right, just wasn't a big site and i wasn't actually a goth/whatever.

he was well into all the pick-up-artist/'The Game' (YJL) stuff at the time. convinced you could say magic words in a sentence and it would neuro-linguistically program girls into liking you.

he's happily married now, i'm sadly single. i see these 'incels' and it's all the same shite. pretty harmless.

>>82481462
of course he did you moron, otherwise how could deaf people sneeze?

I miss the personalities not you helpermong

MARK BOUGHT THE DOMINOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjnJn-sbl8E

This image perfectly explains the generation gap

fabswingers

Just ate some Dubai chocolate. It was pretty good but not worth the extortionate price.

AB been unmasked

>>82481584
Isn't it just chocolate with pistachios?

I have been producing some magnificent odours.

I reached day 8 of not showering, possibly for the first time ever? At least, in my own memory. I assume I was bathed as a child.

My crotch has a strong delightful smell - an erotic, heady aroma of pheromones, sweat, acrid acidic smells, dried semen with hints of aged urine. It's divine, and I have been rubbing my balls and getting the sweat and sebum deposits under my fingernails and then spreading it on the rest of my body.

Yesterday I had beans on toast for lunch, then black bean bean and green lentil curry I made with cabbage. My abdomen swelled up like I was pregnant last night until it hurt from how much the skin was stretching. It was like the scene from Alien. I had to massage it and I knew I would be treated to a cocktail of interesting aromas today. Now I am basking in the dense suffocating haze of complex gases produced from my intestines.

>>82481602
>>82481584
dubai chocolate is a recently made kind of chocolate name to cover up the dubai chocolate scandal, which came before the existence of a specific Dubai Chocolate, wherein Instagram models were flown out to the UAE to do decrepit things like eat shit (the chocolate part of the scandal) I am not even joking.

>>82481596
Watching the latest AB now. I'm audit lad by the way.

>>82481579
don't see your logic here lad. the jedwards are twins.
irritating at the time, now they've had a second wind as Twitter oddballs. good for them.

>>82481637
They were good in the Sharknado films

blast of ketamine up the nose and waiting for the postie at 7pm. i'm ket lad btw.

Generation culture pic de lids

>>82481596
Sick of them Romanian beggars on our streets with their fancy phones.

Anyone fancy a cheeky pint?

Generation maymay de lids

>>82481637
There's no logic, I was just being silly. It's like the generations, no logic to them.
I also decided, the image wasn't confusing enough, so altered it.

Bussin with teh boys onna friday.

>>82481678
I've started on the whisky.

>>82481716
What kinda whisky?

>>82481676
AB is Moroccan Brit

'Spazzin' on that ass, spazz on that ass,'
- Beyonce

It's Friday Niiiiight!

>>82481732
Penderyn.
Violating all the rules and drinking Welsh whisky instead of Scotch. But I like it.

>>82481752
Never heard of it. Imma mooch to the local micro and have a couple pints

>>82481663
they were what in the fucking WHAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD9IJqLMBo
this interview sticks out in my head. remember when they brought Dr Who back? and it was all 2000s-y with CGI and that, maybe even 'dark', corrrr.

but as a bitter thirtysomething, i can see he was spot on about the obsession with postmodernism and irony. and Buffy was actually pretty good as far as pop culture goes.

>>82481752
Which one lad? My housemate is a whiskey collector got like 60 odd bottles of rare shit here from first ever releases to Islay fest releases. We have all the penderyn, most are lush, don't like the peated one though.
Went up to Islay last year and did the distillery tours. Got myself some really nice Bunnahabain and a Lagavullin rare release double charred bourbon barrell

>>82481762
Hopefully there will be some fit lasses.

>>82481700
thanks lad, i am now adequately confused.

>>82481767
VHS lad here. I collect shark stuff too. It's Sharknado 3 Hell No, I think.

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKAS
WHAT ARE WE
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN

>>82481780
Waitin for the boyz then we be playin Schedule One

>>82481770
Not going there to scope out potential minge

>>82481768
Legend. I think it's light but nicely balanced and I like that it doesn't have artificial colours, which surprisingly most whisky does.

I do also like the Islay single malts, and I like peaty ones too, but I can't drink a lot of them, they're more of a treat. Have some Bunnahabain too (bunneh havin'). Can't really afford Lagavulin but I have had it as a treat occasionally.

I was thinking of doing a trip to Scotland to tour distillery but I'm basically an alcoholic and wonder whether it's appropriate as a holiday.

>>82481793
There's potential minge everywhere. I stopped at a zebra crossing and a turbo hottie in a tight dress crossed. I took the footage off my dash cam and had a wank to her later that night.

18 minutes these pigs think he is some terrorist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wF_krSqpTE

>>82481780
Watching 40 mins of sean lock being a legend, whilst making a spliff. Might play supermario world later, or tenchu, Need to get used to not controlling the camera, desu.

>>82481803
Hahaha! It's okay everyone there is an alcoholic. Yeah I'm not a huge peated fan myself unless I have a nice cigar. Here's me at Ardbeg

Why aren't you taking your mum out somewhere nice this weekend lads? You never know how long you have left in this cruel world.

>>82481816
Nice woolly jumper lad, weather looks as expected

>>82481816
Nice woolly pulley sailor x

>>82481831
Lmfao. Yeah its raining then 2 mins later its sunny as hell. The guys at the places are really cool, you ask the right questions and they'll give you an 80 a glass tester etc. cos all they get is idiots and Chinese tourists. Some places had shit at like 2k a measure... I'm a brokey so just got a few things (saved before going) It's all heavily discounted there though. The locals hoard it as a retirement fund. OUr cab driver managed to locate tome Jura that stopped being sold like 10 years ago and it was like only 60 a bottle. Mad shit. Bloody good fun though.
My fave every day drinker is Black Bottle if you ever get a chance they have it in tesco and its actually Bunnahabain (got talking to the guys there)

>>82481831
>>82481837
Thanks for the jumper appreciation! I was worried it was a tad too country yokel.

Currently ghosting 3 people. Feels good.

>>82481882
>Currently ghosting 3 people. Feels good.
excommunicating.

>>82481848
Perhaps they would not object to me as much as the Chinese tourists. I have some Scottish ancestry, and my parents lived in Orkney islands before there was electricity there. I'm a guy with long blond hair and beard, look a bit like a Viking, and been drinking a lot of whisky for my entire adult life. My dad first gave me Laphroaig when I was 15.

I am English though with a very English accent and I got randomly attacked in a pub in Glasgow before just because a drunk Scottish guy heard my accent and wanted me to "get tae fuck back to England" so it's always a mixed bag visiting Scotland.

>>82481780
PLAYAN THE JOBCENTRE
WATCHAN /britfeel/ POSTS
LISTENAN TO MY DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOURS' BABY (that i did not CONSENT to them having) CRYING WAH WAH WAH
EATAN KETAMINE
DRINKAN KETAMINE

>>82481857
I had the same one but in blue, I put a big iron mark in it but kept it for freezing cold days just to wear indoors. I should get another one

His awesome new clock for his hospital room. He making it look very homely and nice in his free apartment in the falloveritis ward.

>>82481897
They'd love you mate. Honestly they just seem to be annoyed at people being touristy and not being into the whiskey.
>>82481903
Unlucky mate! Bloody love a comfy jumper.

man i got to stop eating eggs, usually my farts smell pretty good but that was nasty

*dribbles all over the thread*

>>82482016
I don't understand why he keeps posting him. Obviously nobody gives a fuck yet he won't stop.

>>82482043
will post what I want little lad.

this picture brings back memories

>>82481924
>fedora
>onnahole
>lube
He's set for a good night.

>>82482043
t. sainsbury's employee

>>82482043
everyone has their obsessions. i don't get SSM (maybe as a one-off "i found a weird guy") but clearly it's more than one person at this point.
Ruthlad and that other one, yeah fair enough, that's straightforward stalking. they're just posters.

my personal 'lolcows' must forever be kept secret because i don't trust you fuckers. there's Jack Monroe on that Tattle Life, but she's pretty in the public sphere at this point (and it's because i personally bought her cookbook, AND her story).

*nips up the thread garden tree to get the lads some honey*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COxDUBK2H3Q

>>82482101
Kept finding piles of dead lids beneath trees and had no clue where they were coming from.

kind of esthetic picture this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR1580LVpyI

would love to cum in her slutty candian mouth

>>82482146
i don't like the gentleman, but the lady is pretty.

A lab grown Apu, that's the future to live in

Cheeky bit of friday emo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9lmNcXmyxo

another friday on my own, no gf, no mates, no close family but its okay as I've eaten food, I have a roof over me head and the electric and water function. Its the little things. Got my incel beach walk tomorrow.

>>82482185
it's ok
you are a special person to someone
and that someone? you're self :)

you can't call your own thing emo. it has to be called emo by others. like 'beautiful' or 'cool'.

>>82482225
Could be worse lad. Very worse. Saw a video of a little girl in Syria crying this morning. Felt lucky I wasn't born over there.

>>82482225
you got britfeel m80
and i reckon a regular nice walk is honestly better than most of the things you're missing
i'm only 2 parent deaths away from being the same as you anyway

>>82482239
exactly, was reading into the life of a random victorian man, working class and it was fucking grim. Things aren't so bad.

>>82482235
The emo I post is usually called emo on music sites, laddy. It's the other lad that posts indie rock or pop punk alongside.

>>82482226
mongboy.jpg for you lad

Having lolcows is demonic desu
Haha look this person is unfortunate and weird xD
Okay and? I dont like seeing people in a bad way.

I like anons gay little emo thing, its reyt twinkly

>>82482261
i didn't meant he's special to himself. he is, that's a true statement. but he's not special to anyone.

People who got bullied in school trying to become the bully 20 years later it looks like. Sad. Actually that means the original school bully is still bullying you.

>but he's not special to anyone.
very mean and unjustified

fun fact: 'emo' originally comes from 'nEw jerMsey hardcOre' but they changed the meaning.

you might not believe me (because i'm lying), but you'll be surprised at the origin of 'emoji'.

>Seaside update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zow-aqmVJE

>>82482277
if you kill the original bully, do they all die? like vampires?

>>82482269
its not ALWAYS twinkly >:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_YvFff_W08

>>82482254
We have a super computer in the palm of our hands that has the knowledge of millions of books and libraries. Its pretty good.

>>82482225
Hopefully there's a storm tonight, and you can go beachcombing.

>>82482331
pleaaaaase let it raaaaaaaain whilst I'm beachmaxxing, it would be so comfy

>>82482323
and yet it feels like a constant detriment when we access it for anything more than calls and texts

better pizza and cookies
than losses at the bookies

wise words to live by, we ALL could learn something from the Seaside Creed

>Sports

good album that

>>82482262
Simp for them is impossible though but it's not like they can help it. We bite gauze to be frank from dire rape I am told.

About shrimp, retard lasses love creates a need for Europe sex that is not appropriate for lass and embarrassing for laddie, therefore lolcow and that, victim and that too, do not need an explanation would have been better, lolcows are hated by peers for a reason and a handjob for salty is meta

>>82481762
CHEEKY PINTS

looking for a HHL update

>>82482353
I understood none of that

>>82482262
i think at some point in my life it might have been a "lol point and laugh" freakshow thing, but there are eccentric people i do just find fascinating. think 90s Louis Theroux.

i don't mean any hatred or harm towards any of these people, and i don't interact with them. that's where KiwiFarms and the like fuck it up.

Cold and dark nights are coming. Nine days till Summer is cancelled.

>>82482362
Watch out for mentally ill blacks.

>>82482377
Wasn't asking for your copes lad, wasn't telling you to stop. It's more cringe when online stalkers/bullies try to pull this angle that aaactually its for moral reasons or its educational somehow kek. You like to gawk and gossip at people you view as beneath you because it makes you feel good, cut the bs.

even if someone is very clearly mentally ill, like the Time Cube or Losethos guy. you can just read/watch/listen to what they have published. antagonising them is a different matter.

https://web.archive.org/web/20050531011106/http://mi5.com/

^ this was textbook schizophrenia, guy thought MI5 was targeting him. and any accusations of schizophrenia? MI5's masterplan to make him LOOK schizophrenic.

maybe it was a decades-long practical joke. but he's gone now. so maybe they got him in the end.

>>82482415
Me in the back, left side

>>82482428
Was wondering who that nonce was

corr very long AB video tonight lads. womfy evening.

why is the lad crying about schizophrenia acting like a schizo

>tfw he called me a newfang
it not right
I've been suckin necks since the 1600s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5OyjD-kLY
A favourite of mine, this'un.

>>82482415
I'm more looking out for crack ed' nittie bastards

>>82482456
YOUR NECK SUCKING TECHNIQUE IS SUBOPTIMAL
YOU'D NEVER MAKE IT IN THE VAMPILYMPICS

>>82482426
I don't care lad my eyes glaze over at this. Someone has schizophrenia or something thanks or I'm sorry that happened to you. I think that's unfortunate hope he's okay and move on. Nothing in me wants to start digging in to people's backgrounds and theory crafting and finding all the lore. Not my business or your business. Sick society where you're this into randoms online when you don't know all your neighbours irl or speak the same language.

>>82482416
nah lad i'm somewhere in the middle. it's like when lassies are into true crime and the cope is "it's so i know what to look out for!" or whatever. nowt wrong with having a morbid curiosity about serial killers.

i do just find unusual people entertaining, as long as it's on their own terms. if you go out your way to wind people up, like that Charlie Veicht fella, of course you'll get reactions. that's boring. and so is actively harassing the weirdos.

not convinced i'm going to help any of these people. nor do i think i'm above them. just like em.

>>82482454
it's like vampires lad. there was a head schizo, he caused all the rest.

now i'm off to get that Judas Iscariot, bully prime.

>>82482487
Would you suck my big toe, please?

>>82482472
>you don't know all your neighbours irl or speak the same language.
u wot

>>82482415
thats a pretty cool mug

>>82482497
king of the schizos must struggle to run an empire of schizos with any level of stability

>>82482500
zoomer-kun i feel like we are speaking different languages
but
you seem nice. have a biscuit (your choice)

Me? Garn go bed now. Why? Cause I'm tired.

>>82482518
>have a biscuit
Do not summon Him.

the Billie Piper of sleep.

Me? Raping Helper's arse as he cries into his nappy.

spacker on spacker violence

>>82482380
>Nine days till Summer is cancelled.
This. Fuck the MET office, trying to mess with the seasons.

Awoke in a New World Full of Spackers and Now I'm Their Full Time Carer

>>82482518
*consumes a custard cream*

>>82482556
that would make a good skramz song title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tS_mRo6kHM

>>82482572
It's a light novel title you uncultured sneed.

zoomers are obsessed with projection, they see it everywhere.

Stop posting youtube links you mongs

>>82482555
All a ploy from Big Darkness to keep us in perpetual twilight.

>>82482586
Why wouldnt I though?

"i hate wasps"
oh yeah? sort of thing a closeted wasp would say.

>>82482586
Suck my elbow, you shit smelling cunt head.

>>82482579
Reading is for queers

me? glad to see the end of summer.

>>82482588
Saw one of these fellers in Asda sucking a lemon.

>>82482579
i read it as one of those AI/Indian YouTube titles about films.

when did light novels start having that format, anyway? i'm guessing it flows better in Japanese, or is it some kind of joke/trend over there?

(only light novel i've ever actually read was the Tokyopop translation of Welcome to the NHK. pretty good.)

>cho chang
still makes me laff

>>82482603
Today was the first day it's been below 17C in my house. Felt a bit chilly. Hopefully I will last until October before turning the heating on.

Got ketchup on me front and started thinking of the lass with blood pouring out of her neck again. Not nice. Not fucking nice at all,

>>82482630
The heating is broken in my fucking house

>>82482620
Not sure but it's mostly an Isekai thing which has exploded over the past 10 years. I find it really stupid, but it doesn't stop me from reading them or the manga adaptations.

So that's it then Friday night total fucking loser posting hours and here I am ;_;

>>82482660
us losers gotta stick together

>>82482624
i say it's not racist if there is at least ONE East Asian named Cho Chang living in the UK. and there is, i checked.

>>82482642
fair enough. it's strange to me isekai became a whole genre. i get it, and it's been around for ages (i mean, Narnia innit).
but as far as animu stuff goes, it's like The Familiar of Zero was perfectly enjoyable, then everyone kept writing sequels.

>>82481263 (OP)
>Connexions
now thats a flashback

>>82482362
Looks over-hopped. Sick of it. The American craft beer trend has been a blight on beer drinking.

>>82482671
Useless place. Bint who worked at my local one always had a cleavage out for the young teenage lads. She must have got off on it.

>>82482669
Just did a bit of research and apparently it's actually because the LN market in Japan is so saturated that they make the title explain what the novel is about to get people to buy it.

>>82482671
>>82482677
no clue what they were even for, besides free condoms.

>>82482685
Just another money wasting scheme meant to help young people into work by the government.

mind you, i love the Citizens Advice Bureau. can't sing their praises enough. i'm guessing it'll go, or become an internet thing, at some point.

Lads I need some eBay advice. I purchased a game but it arrived damaged because the daft cunt posted it in a paper gift bag I filed for a return and eBay automatically refunded me and I no longer have to send the item back. They have pulled the money from his account and he is absolutely fucking fuming. Theres no way for me to return the item. I want to do the right thing and send the item back but I don't have an option to do that. What I do?

>>82482714
>I want to do the right thing and send the item back but I don't have an option to do that
How the fuck can you not have the option to do that?
You just fucking post it you dunce.

>>82482714
lol just message him send your addy and then post it

Fixed the freezerberg compartment just now me

I did didn't i X

The absolute state of me psyche, blimey, beer has unfogged me, why I garn eat wolf instead of lithium is beyond me, proper unhinging from reality, lass has a second thought every time, me experimental treatment is dodgy and shit and my doctor is a quack, send help faggot

You're gay if you don't fancy australian birds.

>>82482720
I need a return postage label. Im not fucking paying out of my pocket for his fuck up. He can fuck off. Who the fuck posts a 30 year old game in a gift bag you would give to your mum? Ive been collecting for 15 years I've never seen this before.

>there were inscriptions on bullet casings, including one which read: "Notices bulges owo".

this is the second time in a week a killer has done this zany meme shite. what's going on?

>>82482753
>I need a return postage label. Im not fucking paying out of my pocket for his fuck up
Then you have the option you just refuse to do it. You even got the refund.
Either don't send it or quit whining like a fucking bitch.

She stopped showing her areola off after noticing these spikes. Must be a lot of weirdos watching asmr.

>>82482766
Not whining like a bitch, the seller is. He's sent me about 45 messages been at it all night messaging him. Not being very supportive anon. Rude lad.

>>82482752
I don't fancy her.
But I would smell her and assess whether it's actually a man. Possibility of quick sex if I was drunk enough.

>>82482778
Laura is way better looking than Ruth. Ruthmong should change his name to Lauramong instead.

>>82482752
thats a bloke aint it for sure

>>82482789
Most lasses look better than Ruth. She looks like a deadend maccies employee who hasnt seen a dick in her life.

>>82482714
>>82482753
>>82482783
so you want to do the right thing (admirable) but you also don't want to spend 1.55 on a large letter, second class?

It's a later milf into gilf porn kinda day, feel a bit guilty looking at gilf so try and find some labelled milf to make it better. I like the blond haired, white wearing leotard ones.

>>82482784
>>82482797
Definitely a lass. No lad could get away wearing cute jean shorts.

>>82482811
It wouldn't be a small parcel. It would be second class costing 3.35. So I have to go out post the item and loose money because me made a mistake. Fucking shite it is.

Did the pretty ladies whisper into a microphone again? Tell us more!

>ruthmong dross again
Yawn

for fucks sake its just another ASMRfag fancy
wish he got better taste in ASMR or the lasses, as both are shit

I like the poorly girl the best, she's cute.

>>82482851
THREE WHOLE QUID
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fucking hell mate if you're going to be this much of an awkward cunt about it, tell him you'll send it back if he pays the postage, not that fucking hard

>day 5 of no gf
when am I supposed to feel sad? feel really good 2bqhwyl, calm, relieved, hopefully for the future

>>82482851
aye that's pretty wank. i'm glad you got the refund and all that, if i was the buyer i'd be grateful you're willing to send it back, here's the dosh. (guessing eBay's system doesn't facilitate just being nice, rather than keeping a damaged item?)

bit of a moral quandary, this. say you're willing to go out your way, wrap it up and post it off. that's nothing. who should foot the bill? i lean towards eBay itself, even if it's a pure loss to them, it's part and parcel (heh) of them being eBay. few tiny monetary losses here and there, just to keep the humans running smoothly.

>>82482887
Let me guess, she had BPD?

>>82482789
I know...she is letting her life be ruled by alcohol. Kinda sad to see her go down this path. She drinks several times a week...definitely more units than is recommended. It's no wonder she quit making videos. Just never sober enough anymore, doesn't bother with her looks that much either. Ruth basically isn't ever going to be that sweet lass again. That's not the sort of woman she wants to portray herself as she begins her twenties.

>>82482955
>She drinks several times a week...definitely more units than is recommended.
A 20 year old uni student drinks several times a week? Stop the presses!

Dangerous people, these ASMR THOT stalkers.

>>82482925
im not sure 2bh, my first ex had bdp so im a bit reluctant to paint her with the demon brush as she wasn't as bad, but she was a bit of a fucking headcase ive got tonnes of anecdotes, very very very insecure person who would attack me randomly on things she had either bent into her own version of events, fabricated entirely and would continuously dredge these up. For example I buy some pencils in an art shop, girl our age serves me, cashier is friendly as they are paid to be, ex gf storms out crying and is hysterical for days because she thinks im flirting with cashiers in front of her. Just a thorn in my side.

my Bridget Jones thread on /tv/ isn't doing well. never mind.

>>82482955
>I know...she is letting her life be ruled by alcohol. Kinda sad to see her go down this path. She drinks several times a week...definitely more units than is recommended. It's no wonder she quit making videos. Just never sober enough anymore, doesn't bother with her looks that much either. Ruth basically isn't ever going to be that sweet lass again. That's not the sort of woman she wants to portray herself as she begins her twenties.
And?

>>82482979
Grew out of /tv/ me. It's just /pol/ and /r9k/ mostly now. Some good memes, though.

>>82482979
None of my threads do well either, thinking the site might actually be dead and only certain places have real people in. Here and a few others.

>>82482858
They make a bit of money on the side for doing that. Seems like a good hustle. That 18yo australian lass is getting 2 grand a month.

>>82482982
you wont get much of a reason with an obsessed retard, especially when its just a stalkertard

just want a fanny on me face

>>82482972
My friend has a BPD fiance. She's nuts most of the time, due to drinking, cocaine and zero medication. He does have a thing for BPD lasses with issues. Sad as he has a son, but hopefully the lad will grow up fully understanding, that you don't stick your dick in crazy.

>>82483008
>They make a bit of money on the side for doing that. Seems like a good hustle. That 18yo australian lass is getting 2 grand a month.
So?

>>82482714
Keep it and call him a wanker

>>82482972
sounds rough lad. glad you're comfy.

it's an ongoing storyline in the hit gaming webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Del, this. that Buckley fella's got me by the balls. IS THIS GIRLFRIEND CHARACTER SUPPOSED TO BE A HE-SHE??? i can't tell where we're at now.

We need to go back mates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXeTXtwwLJQ

>>82483040
fucking hell i didnt realise how much worse this shit got
im glad ronnie's back to give me my webcomic chuckles fix

Rest in power footladdington X

He was indeed an authentic african american, if i do say so meself

>>82483058
He's an insufferable cunt the world would be better off without

>>82483058
what happened to footspacker did his mam raise his rent?

god dana scully is fucking fit

>>82482879
Miss that lass but she is doing much better now.

Don't put up with insanity, for a little slammity

Gonna take a MASSIVE shit now lads.

seasideMARK love to speak my mind


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o6jL31UfOc

why y-yes agent scully I will help you look for aliens

If you don't want the quality of your life to plunge, avoid putting your penis in insane clunge.

>>82483107
Don't remind me of crossy at this time

i'm an ugly balding bastard

>>82482955
Who is this beautiful treat?

corr this sexy one lads. why do brit asmr bints like showing off so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehPa6aN04vk

>>82482955
Imagine how ugly she would be bald
Photoshop please

>>82483133
King W's missus.

If she has to be restrained by a mental asylum orderly manny, don't put your penis inside her fanny.

If he's laughing hysterically and being all silly, girls remember, don't sit on that willy.

>>82483102
Not right how many fly sarnies his step dad make him eat. Must have been hundreds in the end. No kid should be forced to eat a load of fly tape like a fruit roll up.

>>82483140
no I want agent scully not this brat

>>82483057
i just stumbled on a /co/ thread about it while this current plot thread got started. i DID used to read this comic back in the day, pre-Loss.

lad wants to tell a story about young adults living their lives and sometimes playing games, i suppose. good for him. he's at least drawing faces from different angles now.

(hope i don't offend the anti-'lolcow' zoomer with this one.)

If he's sat in the dark and clawing at walls, don't let him get inside you and empty his balls.

>>82483195
No eggs left in Scully lad.

>>82483152
And is she available to the thread, for sex? I don't know how it works around here.

>>82483009
He's just a fan of pretty white girls.

Ok, I think I have exhausted the don't have sex with crazy people OC.
Fell free to print them out and put them on your vision boards.

Scully laid eggs.
she is a Scullery laid.

thing is I need to learn how to empty my wollocks into a cute mental bird then gtfo, or maybe its just not possible, like a venus fly trap.

>>82483255
My friend who has a BPD fiance said (verbatim) I love it it's like crack.

>>82483231
there's a (dare i say) rabbit hole when it comes to Tim Buckley's (forgive the term) problematic behaviour.
he drew a lassie's name on his willy when she was ONLY SIXTEEN. so it's okay, right, zoomers?

bloke pulls off the silly moustache and beard combo, though. he's aged well, i'll give him that.

>>82483272
I dont love it though they are a pain in the arse, its just that the hot ones also for some fucking reason have bpd, if I could find an average well maintained girl who was level headed, relaxed and wanted sprog I would wife her. I must find her.

>>82482979
welpers ayy lmao thread done well on /pol/ yesterday

>>82483288
I found one of those years ago at work, and fucked up my chance, twice. Swapped shifts due to embarrassment. Saw her a few months back, but had to do a double take, and the 2nd time, she had her head down, hand covering her face, and moving away quite rapidly.

>>82483191
Something definitely happened in Mark's childhood for him to turn out this bad.

Cunny is irresistible. When a hot girl gives you access, you partake. Doesn't matter how mental she is or if she's your ex or tried to kill you before. You are evolutionarily designed to empty your balls in her.

Just applied for a job and wrote a near 800 word cover letter lmao. Let's see what happens. They're ever freak out and think I'm autistic or think I just solved their business for them.

>>82483281
I am the anon that was on about cracky before so I get you're trying to pull this thing off "this guy is before your time you wouldn't get it heh" but it's falling flat. Actually it's for that exact reason. If you were a zoomer gossiping about the kardashians that's one thing but a balding millennial soifacing at what the heckin internet man did gives me an inner cringe where its more precisely because you are trying to be a 2000s guy 20 years out of sync. Does that make sense? Like if I walked in on someone watching Mega64. Like, cool. But, what? Ew. I am not telling you to desist, no need to get so defensive.

>>82483345
>Cunny is irresistible
You know cunny means children, right?

>>82483349
The actual hiring process:
>huh this one is black, let's hire this one
They never read your covering letter.

>>82483358
No it means vagina.

>>82483349
>applied for a job In which I had to write 1000 words detailing every single requirement with evidence, I also did a work placement for them and im on file
>not even an interview
>ask
>oh we outsource recruitment we dont have anything to do with it

>>82483349
>>82483378

Companies get AI to look at CVs now.

>>82483349
i do the odd bit of interviewee assessment for my place, and if i see that level of tryhard i just tell them to tell you to piss off

Don't know why people just disregard a comment and move on if they don't like it. When you start crafting theories that it's the zoomer cabal masonic eva6 lodge it's like. Just move on mate.

>>82483398
Not very nice mate. I just explained all the different methods I would take for fixing their business. Surely that has some merit? x

She fucking dead. Last moments on video laying in a pool of her own blood because of them nasty black monsters. They all wanted that white girl to die because they couldn't stand white girls getting all the love and special treatment by society.

Her dog is probably adapting to the new routine. No more jumpy in excitement as she comes home from an evening shift at the pizzeria. No more feeding the cat. No more checking her phone. DEAD. Just like that. It is so fucked this world. We just wasting our lives in boxrooms but she lived more than we ever will.

>Blue Van Man has turned into Reichstag Man after the Charlie assassination

It not right how many people are turning into nazis.

>>82483412
I dont make the call I just give my thought
you being like "ur doing it wrong i can do it better" would make me think you're a stuckup twat who likely thinks too much of himself and i wouldnt want you

just tell me your skills and what you can do and leave the all fluff to porn sets

>>82483146
She is clearly still so insecure about her huge fucking head. I don't think she needs to be reminded of not being perfect.

>>82483353
i don't think either of us care that much.

but i do genuinely want to know where the stupid webcomic goes. and i do feel pure envy for blokes that age well, that's not any sort of facade ;_;

Mother next door pissed off on an all girls holiday again and left the sprogs with the dad. Can hear him getting stressed out. What a life eh having sprogs? Doubt he ever gets any time to play a vidya in peace. At least they are his own.

>>82483434
>would make me think you're a stuckup twat
I work in marketing m8. It's very normal for companies reaching out to give you examples of the things they'd to fix your website. It's how your secure business x

>>82483457
yeah and I cant stick marketing bullshit, both myself and the directors have little time for "YOU COULD BE DOING SO MUCH BETTER!!!!" fluff unless it comes internally or by someone who knows how we operate
we aren't a regular company mind, small and specialised and with 0 politics or marketing (our marketing department is just one guy we leave to it), but all I know is I want skills and results not fucking theorycrafting from someone who likely isnt knowledgeable enough about how we work to just start babbling solutions to non-problems

let us know how it goes with a more real company though, all i know is i wouldnt hire you

>>82483438
her head's fine.

i feel sorry for that Elliot Page, me. he can't keep up the fringe forever. what if a role requires a different hairstyle? welcome to the male world.

>>82483478
>what if a role requires a different hairstyle
...wigs you mong

>>82483454
My personal experience with people into chronic people-watching is they turn out to have resentment and they're not too trustworthy. Just reminds of people. I wouldn't think everyone is like that but I wouldn't want to contribute to the culture, personally, of course its going to happen whether you look or not though.

Imagine you found out your mum has a kiwifarms account with 5000 posts. Some things fundamentally change a relationship.

>>82483492
what if it's a wig without a fringe? i'm not even saying he's going bald: i can't tell (his fringe is in the way).

There's gen alphas out there rn with mums who had cyber on habbo hotel

>>82483513
makeup people can comb the fringe back and make it work, we've been doing makeup in movies for like a century it's not that hard anymore

>>82483522
Nazi mum cyber sex. Corr.

There are sad men leaving the 2-10 warehouse shift now. Men that aren't getting any sex, have no life, never leave town, just live at home with their mum, too tired to even play vidya when they get in. Such a grim lifestyle. No wonder male suicide is high.

>>82483438
Fucking make her bald in photoshop do something useful for once you tedious gimp

>>82483532
>gimp

I have that on my GNU/Linux operating system. However my laptop is nearly 20 years old and I don't know anything too advanced.

>>82483493
i wouldn't call it chronic. more acute.
"wonder what Ulililia is up to nowadays. oh, it's that."
and then i go about my day.

again i would LIKE it if there WAS some 'culture' or community here i was fine with, but there isn't, at least not any more.

and on the flip side you have people who are faking the fuck out of it to become one of these people. back to the problem with irony, really. being 'schizo' as a performance, a joke. to try and attract the people who liked the OG, sincere schizos (non-memetic sense).

i think it's almost ran its course, though. sincerity and earnestness are making a comeback. then people will just be normal, or strange, and that'll be fine and dandy in my book.

>>82483551
I knew you were going to do your linux drivel script but I never even thought of the gimp part somehow, really walked into that one, you win

>>82483565
Hope you're enjoying Friday night here with babbymen.

>>82483474
That's fair mate. Marketing can be snake oil salesmen stuff a lot of the time. We'll see how it goes. So far, I'm struggling to get a job even with a decade of experience. The job market is a bit poo at the mo.

Ruthmong. I am the legendary him of it him fame. I sprayed enough febreze in the thread chika ran away crying. You will be my next victim if you don't deliver me a bald Ruth by Monday. I will accept someone else doing it for you. Don't just assume you can handle the storm and ignore this. I've given you an easy life until now. I have all the time in the world for war. Monday or else.

>>82483603
Care to have this rare photo of Ruth with Iryna?

i asked ChatGPT to make her bald, and here's what it said
>no.

Only kidding lad, just had all that drivel pop in my head and I posted it cause it felt like a funny thing to say in a serious way. You know?

>>82483623
second from the left looks like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

>>82483598
might not be my type of stuff, but best of luck mate. always wish lads well in getting a job

>>82483628
Why? Will it give bald people hair?

>>82483638
nothing wrong with drivel, it's /britfuel/.

i'm watching them Nintendo announcements. i thought the whole thing with the Switch was they were just doing Mario Switch, and that was that. but nope, go buy your kids Mario Switch: Switch 2 Edition, just before the sequel Mario Switch 2 (also available in a worse version for the Switch).

In woke world there's 2 groups you're allowed to hate, political correct hatred
Uglys
Balds

>>82483649
yeah. bit like fairies, or absolute advantage. or whatever that Fullmetal Alchemist concept is (go on, tell me al about it. go on.)

I wish that were me on the right.

>>82483666
it's also fine to make fun of old people, even if that is unquestionably "punching down". they didn't fight in the war any more. they have money. and they're all horrible people who say/vote for horrible stuff, aren't they?

When people are deemed unwoke you are allowed to hate more
Like putin people will say he's short, trump is fat, if it feels "allowed" they go wild. However that means they clearly think those things about people all the time they just keep it private normally.

Mark's mammy cheated on his daddy. It not fucking rite

>>82483665
QRD on the direct de lid?

seen a bloke kill himself ont tinternet, not feeling very comfy rn

I wish all /pol/posting was bannable outside of /pol/

>>82483699
Behind every broken man is a stepfather

She really was a beautiful angle. Even are Scooby agrees.

>angle
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

>>82483704
there's a new Mario film coming out, Mario Galaxy The Movie.

and they've done a new Raichu that's like, a rock 'n' roll Raichu. i also think Metroid has a motorbike now.

>>82483732
Is this the most fun you've had on a Friday night lad? She still looks cute bald.

>>82483769
Game Freak really out of ideas at this point oh my days.

>>82483720
it generally is, but /r9k/ has no fixed topic. it's a weird quirk of fate it even ended up as the dedicated feels/relationship/misery board. not even adding /adv/ changed that.

fucking sucks that /pol/ is the 'main' board of 4chan now (instead of /b/, which posters at least grew out of). but i'm glad /r9k/ is how it is. plenty of other things happening here in /britfeel/. i guarantee you at least two posters are currently photoshopping a girl bald.

>>82483797
I really miss the anarchy of the pee pee poo poo days.

>>82483797
but even then that girl is some faggot obsessing over her cos she died in some /pol/shit, ignoring the very news today of whiteys raping darkies and so on
it's all roads lead to fucking retarded political shit

>>82483786
and that's the spin-off Legends Pokemon game. there's also a Pokemon Minecraft game (not to be confused with that other one they did).

just make some open-world Pokemon-Snap-but-unscripted game with, i don't know, 500 of the best monsters. you go into caves, you use their moves to battle/explore/capture them. the 'plot' is that you have to win the Pokemon League. JUST FUCKING DO IT, YOU HACKS.

why did this bitch love scooby so much?

>>82483807
what's surprising is the lack of religious diatribes. those guys love proselytising. we get the odd post or debate, but not much.

more actual feels would be good. post your feels.

>>82483836
cos she loved doo-doo
hahahah

>>82483817
you'll have an empty open world with no depth running at 5fps and ps1 graphics saar

>>82483853
sounds like boredlands 4 :^)

She fled Ukraine instead of fight for her own country like the poor men have to. Was her murder just some kind of karma?

>>82483909
She should have went to the frontlines and opened her anus for the brave men of Russia.

>>82483807
Highest IQ brownoid

scooby dooby doo did a poo and shaggy thought it was chocolate

scoby doby do
where did u go

SCOOOOOOOBY
SCRAPPY DAPPY DOO
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOBY
SCOOOOBY DEEE DOOOOOO

>>82484014
mega zoinks!!!

anti-Scrappy plebs don't remember Scooby-Dum
or that girl Scooby

fuck both those

>>82484046
bloody loved scooby dum
and the scooby doo show in general, preferred the theme tune and enjoyed when it was red t shirt shaggy
oh aye

what's new scooby doo? I'm cumming on your pooo
we're gonna shag a mystery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiS5wXfXiKs
>ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
>inscriptions on a fired casing read: 'notices bulges, capital O-w-O, what's this, question mark.'
>and a third, unfired casing read: 'if you read this, you are gay, l-m-a-o.'

how the hell do you keep a straight face here?

eva6, you did a TERRIBLE job leaving /britfeel/ forever.

for me? it was CAPTAIN CAVEMAAAAAAAAN

All the big personalities are gone. Britfeel is dead.

Welper Regime well and truly gone.
Was the end of an era.

Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated spun straw into gold, tbqh.
watched it here and there with my nephew. went and watched the whole thing by myself as a manchild. had a good time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n91lSO0wJQ

couldn't get away with this nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQdt4GLdSdE

and that's just fair to midgets, is it?

Ofcom are going after the wrong medium.

>>82483683
Why do women do that stupid fucking face?

>>82484153
>Welper Regime well and truly gone.
He still posts just off trip. I wonder what he did to make the mod so angry he perma banned him. Perhaps he was warned multiple times about the racism

He smoke pot, he played video games, he watch porn. Hahaha what a loser right lads? Imagine being 35 and having achieved nothing in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQsdy_yaQAQ

>>82484430
don't know who this is, have no interest in watching the full thing.
but from a comment:
>You're 35 years old, and you look like you're in your 20's. You have a college degree, and you held a job for 12 years. You have a driver's license and own a car.

this guy's fine. so he smoked weed, currently single, unemployed, but has somewhere to live? is he just 'doing bad' by stupid internet standards? he hasn't 'got it made'?

The whole concept of working is going to be non-existent in the next decade or two. AI and robots will automate away a huge amount of the labour market. Us based neets are just ahead of the curve. UBI is the solution. Stop being a fucking slave.

Imagine being Will rn, your throbbing cock balls deep in Ruth's pink tuppence, no condom of course, that's just how he rolls.

>>82484493
First ten minutes sounds like a fucking loser. He's done mostly shit jobs like deliveries in his own car. Lives with his mum and grandfather. Sad life.

>>82484505
Lots of birth control on the NHS. Raw fucking. It lush.

>>82484519
I live with the mummy and daddy at 33 though.

>>82484519
what are your standards, here?

my dad 'did nothing' but work in a factory...his whole life!
my granddad 'only' went down the mines from the 40s to the 80s. didn't even own his OWN home lmaoooo was a council house then an aged miner's home.

i'm a NEET and i bring great shame to famiru~, but i consider both of them to be successful men. it really is the world that's fucked. historically, that same 'shit jobs like deliveries in his own car' could be a tradesman who has it made. Mike Milkman, master of the local milk.

eva6 is a transmisogynist.

Be quiet discord pooftahs, yer old news now.

Because I don't get sex, I can't get sex...I don't need to work. My mental health is affected by it so therefore I will claim disability. You wagies will pay for men like me or we go take it out on society.

>>82484588
Not an uncommon thing really for men. Can't be like a fucking woman and just get boyfriend any time on online dating.

>>82484589
It was worth it back then. One income, one house, one wife.

>>82484713
>It was worth it back then. One income, one house, one wife.
yeah true. i mean even if i ended up well-off through dedicated hard work or just through chance (picked the best crypto-coin or some other new thing), i would never be able to shake the fact that most lads aren't.

or maybe everyone just gets used to it. Pygmalion, Great Expectations, that type of thing. fuck knows.

>>82484493
>You're 35 years old, and you look like you're in your 20's.
This isn't a good thing for attracting women. Even if you;'re gay this is not a good thing because 35 is the "twinks looking for daddy to dom me" age... unless you're into that I suppose

Milkman used to be an okay job. Now it gets paid pennies. Jobs have gotten so complex over the years. Now the only jobs that make decent wages are stuff like programming and coding which takes years to learn.

>>82484858
My mum started paying a milkman. I just buy normal milk at the shops so I forget about him. She was on holiday, I was home alone and every few days I'd open the door halfway through the day and see two bottles of milk. They'd usually been there for hours already so they were ruined. This fucking boomer saddo while I was asleep is creeping around the neighbourhood dropping milk at people's doors. He's kept in a job by other boomers who want to feel nostalgia for the 70s. What the fuck kind of larp is that to be a milkman in 2025. While normal people have to get real jobs. Hard jobs.Fucking pissed me off.

>>82484949
you're really passionate about this aren't you

>>82484949
I only leave the house once a month so he's quite useful for me. Call mine clanking clive.

>>82484949
What about Shippy? Where's he in all of this?

>>82484984
In your head, as always.

>>82484949
What's your job then big man if you're sleeping in the day

>>82485001
Don't have one desu but I have empathy for people that have real ones not larping boomers

>>82484996
I mean where is the real Shippy, big man.

>>82485080
Probably in his bed?

>>82485080
you are so fucking annoying
shippy
shippy
shippy
no shippy
no shippy
shippy

>>82485092
There's no proof he owns a bed
>>82485103
You don't like Shippy?

>>82485123
I don't think I have any proof I own my bed, desu. Bought it years ago and don't have the receipt.

Anyone seen May (2002)? Just watched it there. Very entertaining. Anna Faris makes me so horney. Good horror with deeper underlying themes. Creepy atmosphere throughout. DVDlad approved.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15091353/Sentencing-slovakian-men-drugged-kidnapped-girl-asda.html
>Three Slovakian men who drugged and raped British schoolgirl, 12
Classic

>>82485138
Timestamped photo of your bed will do, little lad

https://x.com/GBPolitcs/status/1966473754202038535

lmao your country is going to absolute shit, bongs
what are you gonna do about it? Farage is an absolute lukewarm faggot

Shall be copping some R&R now

>>82484949
that sounds great, for him and the people who want it. and actually a useful service.
fuck you.

>>82485478
we already put a fuckton of migrants in university accommodation.
of course, now those are great because it's rich Chinese kids dumping money into our economy so they can live in a castle for three years. not like those illegals, who deliver our food and pick our fruits.

i want sensible migration as much as the next lad, but if Farage is 'too weak' because you're even MOAR of a racist/nationalist/patriot wherever you live, then you fucking suck at it.

>>82481263 (OP)
>tryna outrun the bots

>>82485533
Yeah those chinese uni student rape gangs are notorious too. Really the absolute reddit tier quality of the leftists on britfeel has been on display past few days. Don't reply to this I'm not interested. Your politics lead to people dying who otherwise wouldn't. At this point you'd have to be a braindead vegetable to not know that. So you do know, and don't care, so you're evil, and a traitor. Food delivery ffs. Its not 2005 liberal consensus land where cockneys still exist. Just fucking wise up from this cringe.

It would've been ridiculous 10 years ago to still be in this stewart lee cockwomble man setting the world to rights its the 90s and mass migration hasn't happened or it has but its good mode
Now, it's evil. If you're so poorly informed to still think that's an option then just stick to computer games, politics ain't for you.

>what are they like..camin over ere..pick are fruit xDDDD
Then all my private school pals clapped

couple of drinkbergs after workington- oh aye

>>82486531
shout out
going down nicely

I'm going to redpill these flag shagging gammons that st george was an immigrant from a Muslim country. Then they'll surely stop being bigoted and vote for jezza

corrrr got a right stiffy on so I have

https://youtu.be/OYgE7O0OLyw oh aye

>>82485533
>want sensible migration as much as the next lad
then you're actually retarded

Hetero white man rapping with school girl slags dancers(also all white)... now thats what I call 2006

>>82484949
I went to drop a parcel once and there was a glass bottle of apple juice or something on the doorstep, I told the woman you've got a bottle of apple juice here, she said I know and shut the door, not sure what was up with that

When did you last see an advert with 5 white English standing at a bus stop? When did you last see an advert without Africans or a family in an advert that doesn't have multiracial ambiguously ethnic sprogs, random black grandparents etc

https://youtu.be/OfNx39DUus4 average UK ad now

https://youtu.be/dp7w5fJAdsU lush

>>82487053
Hehe brown man quirk chingus with white man we all chungus together in multiculture bliss oh aye

>>82487053
Fucking hate these adverts with a burning passion. The voices grate on me like nails on a chalkboard. Might be the tism in effect but who knows.

>>82486923
Oh my cringe. Wow this is bad.

I was far right gammon nationalist until i saw the haribo advert. Turns out? Pakis just the same as us... like avin a laugh, banter, randomness, likes aribos. So why not let a million a year in? And we should rejoin the EU. Oh aye x

4am and he's seething about immigrants lmao

4am and I'm pumping my useless little clitty to big black cock x

>>82487244
stop hacking my webcam mate

>>82487235
4am and you're reading his posts seething about immigrants

Make the brown one quirk chungus so we like them more. Great idea.

post about the police harassing you
post about auditors
post about no shoes
post about no one to co-sign your passport
post about never working again and warehouses
post about the browns
post about asmr youtubers creepily
post about all of these in rotation until you get a (you)

https://youtu.be/6geJ3dWGxeg brown man fishing in the middle of loch ness with his white pal. Sharing banter and haribos. Definitely a common scenario that has happened many many times

I see a nerve was touched

Kek full on indian/muzzer with all the fisherman gear on, grizzled fisherman beard... comical

If a white converts to Islam it looks ridiculous when they start wearing all the raghead gear as well... everybody knows it looks ridiculous apart from them I guess

Imagine "coming out" as a Muslim to your mum fully wrapped with a towel on your head, ali baba sandals the lot. It looks like a prank for a white person to dress like that.

>>82487515
Yer da walks in and says "get chewin' lad!" (Referring to chewing sunflower seeds)

It's called a keffiyeh mum... listen yeah da prophet pbuh in the whole KWKWAAARRan in surah fifty free hadith number durka durka says thou shalt wear a tea towel on your bonce it part of my culture brodem... religion man ting allow it

Incredibly obnoxious that blend of the ethnic London voice with all the durka durka arabic jibber jabber.

Brothers been watching emmerdale and laughing at that gay Muslim lad who's insecure anout his sexuality. But I'm thinking it is subversion psyops to say it's ok to be gay in Islam. Thinking between the lines me. One step ahead.

>>82487597
There was a gay paki muslim on eastenders many years ago already. Syed, he was in a gay relationship with a man called Christian...really subtle

The happy marriage of white Christian and brown Muslim

>>82487703
Makes me so patriotic for are ancient british values of respect tolerance and fair play. The lionesses would be proud.x

My fucking gammon dad called my keffiye a towel

Stinky NEETs

My gammon dad has been caught wanking into his England flag AGAIN! Mum is proper fuming, he loves that flag more then he does his own wife!

I was proud to be British when I was watching adolescence. I stood up, clapped and cheared it was amazing. The government told me to watch it so I did.

>>82487903
Income and number of sexual partners?

Good morning de lits good morning de lits good morning de lits. It's satdee it's bacon bacon butty time. Oh my lush. Cant wait, might have a little bit of cheese on it as well. Why not? My world, my way, my choice, my life, my style, my attitude.

>>82487974
Income: 25k (white van driver)
Sexual partners: 1 (a Jamaican woman)
Why is this relevant?

>>82487903
Same mate. When I finished watching it I asked all my male family members if they had seen it and asked them about the incel question. It's a topic that needs to be brought up and discussed more often. Should have been mandatory to view adolescence when it came out.

We should just shoot all incels imo

English rose x

Half 7 on a Saturday morning and he's thinking about Shippy. Awwwww.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY

Half 7 on a Saturday morning and he's reading posts about Shippy.

>>82488316
>Half 7 on a Saturday morning and he's reading posts about Shippy.
So?

120 today, but only 5 standard so shouldn't be many boxes, I hate boxes, be alright if I had a van desu, thinking about getting one

muuurning de lats
and a muuurning de lats

face
>freshly shaved
body
>showered
bag
>packed: flapjack, book

going to quickly clean the bathroom then go on my beach walkingtons oh aye yes I am, am I not? x

>>82488619
nice one lad. what book? I'm waiting for the rain to stop so I can go for a run and end up at the market for a coffee

If your son shot nigel farage would you turn him in?

>>82485375
I was in bed when you replied, so couldn't, and now I'm downstairs, so can't take a photo. I won't be entering the bedroom again till tonight, sorry.

can never refute your points, just goes n-no you!

youve done him there big man

>>82488619
Take a drink as well. It can be thirsty work beach combing.

>>82487515
Islam is a joke full stop. Arabs stink to keep you from laughing.

Knock knock
*thread says who's there?*
A choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRM_c1cX83A

Did not expect this, desu.

Of-fucking-course this little zoomer faggot freak also used discord to plan his assassination, lol.

Of course he did. He was literally groomed by tranny terrorists on there.

Transgenderism must be outlawed. It's killing people both directly and indirectly.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/day-3-charlie-kirks-assassin-still-large-new-footage-released-gop-demanding-probe-radical

Afaik the dickscord tranny admins have done countless far-left statements in the past as well. They selectively shut down right-wing servers while openly encouraging leftists to join. Quite disgusting really

>>82488795
We'll never see honesty from media, and have them say the truth. These are far left extremists, yet we only ever hear about extremism on the right (because we live in a liberal [leftie] world where most western governments say the same thing, left good right bad).
There will only be a change, once the rebuilding begins. Tear it down, set fire to it all. Their systems have to go.

Trannies are bad

>>82488795
>>82488810
So what are you going to do about it tough talking online anonymous man?