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question for moids
how can i become attractive to men when my body type looks like this girl from google images? anorexia? bbl?
Anonymous No.82481934 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Get yourself some latex
Anonymous No.82481941 [Report] >>82481988
>>82481929 (OP)
unironically there's nothing you need to do. unless you wanna attract normgroid men in which case just give up, they'll pump and dump you anyway lol
Anonymous No.82481942 [Report] >>82481988 >>82485866
>>82481929 (OP)
Lose weight and work out.
Anonymous No.82481943 [Report] >>82481988
>>82481929 (OP)
Unironically, work out, lots of cardio, start running, don't eat differently, just burn more of the calories you're already eating, if that's your build, when you lose that fat, there won't be any extra skin, so you won't have to worry about looking ugly or some shit.
Anonymous No.82481948 [Report] >>82481988
>>82481929 (OP)
this is already fine if you have a good enough face
Anonymous No.82481949 [Report] >>82486525
>>82481929 (OP)
I would fuck the shit of you but you already knew that so fuck you
Anonymous No.82481954 [Report]
>has ideal female body
just be my gf then
Anonymous No.82481957 [Report] >>82481988
>>82481929 (OP)
Youre already attractive to men. If you want you can tighten up a bit with some cardio and lifting dumbbells but its not necessary. If you have a pretty face with that body youre already in.
Anonymous No.82481959 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Just lose weight. But honestly, that body is already a 10/10 to most men
Anonymous No.82481964 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
just lose weight this body type is actually really sexy at low weights. whats your height and weight right now? You dont have to be anorexic just dont be fat, thats generally good advice but especially for this type. Honestly its my favorite kind. I dont look at porn much anymore but when I did Id nut extra hard to this body type
Anonymous No.82481966 [Report]
would unironically fillet the leggings off a woman like this without any changes necessary
Anonymous No.82481977 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
that body is attractive enough to get with most men
if you want chad maybe not loyal but seduction and personality go a long way for a woman - if chad can fuck many stacys he won't want to stay with an annoying one
Anonymous No.82481985 [Report]
This is fine. Just don't get fat
Anonymous No.82481988 [Report] >>82482027 >>82482034 >>82482050 >>82482058 >>82482112
>>82481941
are you saying men will pump and dump me if i become less unattractive?
>>82481942
>>82481943
how can i lose belly fat and have a thinner waist specifically? it's the worst.
>>82481948
>>82481957
my body is gross. my face is average but i can't change it.
Anonymous No.82481994 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
thats literally just a normal body, theres nothing offensive about it
she could maybe lose like 5-10 lbs and put muscle on her legs to have way better looking proportions, being pudgy like that entirely around the gut sucks but its not a big deal
Anonymous No.82482004 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Go to the gym and work on your legs and glutes
Anonymous No.82482027 [Report]
>>82481988
I'd have no problems marrying someone who looks like the images in the op. Ideally she'd lose a bit of weight but that's nowhere near "too fat".
Anonymous No.82482030 [Report]
Eat less and workout.
Anonymous No.82482032 [Report] >>82482110
>>82481929 (OP)
that body could maybe lose a few pounds but only a few and again, MAYBE
if I clicked with a woman personality wise, that body would not prevent me from finding her attractive, on the contrary, its a good body
but you already knew this, didn't you fembot?
guys here have an insane range of what they find attractive, you just want some validation, which is fine, but yeah
Anonymous No.82482034 [Report]
>>82481988
>my body is gross
prove it right now drop them draws
Anonymous No.82482036 [Report] >>82482194
>>82481929 (OP)
Big Black Strapon
Anonymous No.82482050 [Report] >>82482110
>>82481988
>are you saying men will pump and dump me if i become less unattractive?
i'm saying it doesn't matter if you're attractive or not. if what you seek is normgroid men then you will be pumped and dumped.
Anonymous No.82482058 [Report]
>>82481988
>how can i lose belly fat and have a thinner waist specifically? it's the worst.
You can't control where you lose weight. As so many of us already said, just work out.
Anonymous No.82482100 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Grow your bush out and refer to yourself as Mommy
Anonymous No.82482110 [Report] >>82482142 >>82482162 >>82485603
>>82482032
no, i didn't know that because it is not a good body by any standard. it is flabby all around. i don't want to be validated for being ugly, i want to become attractive.
>>82482050
what do you mean? being attractive very much important.
Anonymous No.82482112 [Report] >>82482137
>>82481988
>how can i lose belly fat and have a thinner waist specifically?
Coolscupting or EMsculpt. Otherwise, no, you cannot spot reduce. Just fucking eat better and exercise. Lift weights 3x/week, do 30 mins of cardio 3-4x/week. This shit isn't hard to comprehend, yet fat fucks seem like it's the impossible.
Anonymous No.82482137 [Report] >>82482216
>>82482112
it really isn't that easy, otherwise everyone would be doing it. there is a reason why women would rather starvemaxx than do all that.
Anonymous No.82482142 [Report] >>82482193
>>82482110
If you want to be attractive then just lose weight. But don't let that stop you from dating in the meantime. If they're happy with you now they'll be even happier with you when you're more attractive.
Anonymous No.82482153 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
you lose weight
that way you become more attractive ON AVERAGE
and dress sexy. so stuff like having a beautiful face with nice skin, getting looksmaxxing korean style surgeries to look nice, dress nice

some guys like this kind of body tho. guys arent that picky, they like lots of girls with lots of bodytypes actually, but on average hotter girls who do looksmaxxing are treated better
Anonymous No.82482162 [Report]
>>82482110
>i don't want to be validated for being ugly, i want to become attractive.
well, me and other anons here thing it goes from fine to attractive BUT if you don't like it, than thats the most important thing
all you need to do is learn how to read food labels, it takes like 45 minutes, try to measure out more or less the number of calories you eat and start cardio, go out and run
good lukc, just don't get some sort of dysmorphia or disorder
Anonymous No.82482164 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
>skinnyfat boymoder body
Brvtal genetics, maybe you could find a titcow and drink her milk to usurp her booba hormones? Plenty of simps and betas would cuck for you still if you don't care about landing a chad in particular thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.82482175 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
you wont and never will, you have the body of a human pig. thanks you ruined my appetite.
Anonymous No.82482193 [Report] >>82482317
>>82482142
that is not a constructive thing to do. you should only enter the dating scene when you are the best version of yourself. i can't date until i stop being unattractive.
Anonymous No.82482194 [Report]
>>82482036
Very good advice.
Anonymous No.82482216 [Report]
>>82482137
>it really isn't that easy
It is. It's that us as humans like to overcomplicate everything and want the easy way out. They go for fad diets and exercises. It always fails because it's always a gimmick. Eating clean and exercising has a long proven track record. It's because it fucking works.

>otherwise everyone would be doing it
It's because everyone is not doing it.

>there is a reason why women would rather starvemaxx than do all that.
Yeah, and they're always told it's fucking stupid because it will mess up their metabolism and will rebound within short time. It's just easier to workout and lessen the amount of calories you consume. TDEE - 500 is easy as hell and is the go-to.
Anonymous No.82482282 [Report] >>82482347
>>82481929 (OP)
What a horrifically mediocre disgusting body.

>gut proturdes more than tits
>shoulders wider than hips
>shit posture, probably walks like a goblin with that tilted pelvis
>flabby ass

this is like a manlet with narrow shoulders
and worst of all, she's not fat or has done anything in particular to ruin herself
she just has absolutely shit genes

and yet, this bitch probably thinks she's average, or even somewhat attractive
what a sad shitshow
Anonymous No.82482288 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
just work on your ass. she would be hot if she was a pawg
Anonymous No.82482297 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)owwe your standards and settle for unattractive unmasculine nice guy incels like me, and you can be accepted for who you are. Why the fuck do you need to change yourself and compete for chads? You should just become a feminist leftist and be yourself and accept us incels for who we are too. But you want Chad too much
Anonymous No.82482317 [Report]
>>82482193
If you want to end up as a 35 year old who has never dated this is great advice.

There are married men who can't wipe their own ass. "Good enough" actually is good enough.
Anonymous No.82482347 [Report] >>82482374 >>82482394 >>82482445
>>82482282
yeah i know i am genetically doomed and my body is below average, that's why i'm asking how to become attractive. there is no point in being an asshole when i am aware of the problem and want to fix it. i didn't choose to be built like this.
Anonymous No.82482364 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
>how can i become attractive when my body type looks like this
I had manboobs since elementary school and asked myself this same question for many years
Anonymous No.82482369 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
>how can i become attractive to men
Be kind and pleasant. Men aren't women.
Anonymous No.82482374 [Report] >>82482401
>>82482347
the problem is you feeding into the idea that youre doomed maybe if you came to terms with the fact that you literally cannot be everyones type maybe youd have a much easier time finding someone who makes you happy instead of chasing unrealistic body standards. whether you like it or not thats what a normal attractive body looks like
Anonymous No.82482382 [Report] >>82482388 >>82482405 >>82482406
>>82481929 (OP)
That's a fine start. Just try to work on consuming more calories throughout the day. If you can't eat more often or bigger portions, make sure what you eat is calorie dense like fast food and baked goods.
Anonymous No.82482388 [Report]
>>82482382
she wont have that body, she has shit bodyfat distribution, she'll just be gross fat
Anonymous No.82482394 [Report] >>82482419
>>82482347
Not her. You could try taking estrogen to get bigger boobs/ass without surgery, but you have a very boyish weight distribution. Starving yourself is not healthy and you aren't even really that fat.
Anonymous No.82482401 [Report] >>82482421
>>82482374
i know you can't be everyone's type but currently i am nobody's type and to be able to do find true love, you must become at least some people's type. this is not a normal attractive body. i look like shit and that's why no one is interested in me.
Anonymous No.82482405 [Report]
>>82482382
holy based. op do this
Anonymous No.82482406 [Report]
>>82482382
this guy sees where im coming from
Anonymous No.82482413 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Good face can get away with this. The less your face the more you have to attract guys with ass.
Anonymous No.82482414 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
>Eliminate seed oils and sugar from your diet
>Don't snack between meals
>Exercise (do cardio and lift weights)

it's that simple. Unless you're like 40 or something you'll see a definite transformation if you put even a little bit of work into it
Anonymous No.82482419 [Report] >>82482490
>>82482394
yeah i my hip to waist ratio is very bad, i don't know what taking estrogen does for that. doesn't it make you gain even more weight? i wouldn't risk that especially when i have too much belly fat.
Anonymous No.82482421 [Report]
>>82482401
the issue likely lies in who you surround yourself, even the biggest blobfats find husbands so you need to amend your choice in friends and prospects for potential mates
Anonymous No.82482427 [Report] >>82482448
>>82481929 (OP)
wish i could have a virgin wife like picrel and grab her tummy, but they only want chad, and chads are normalniggers who dont like any bodyshape out of the norm
Anonymous No.82482429 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Looks suitable for motherhood, not for fetish fantasies. Maybe don't date weird kinky guys who are obsessed with sexual aesthetics, and marry a guy who is happy to make babies in the dark?
Anonymous No.82482445 [Report] >>82482470
>>82482347
>i didn't choose to be built like this
But you choose to reject the incels who would accept you the way you are, and choose to instead make effort to compete for chads. Your standards are bullshit and unfair
Anonymous No.82482448 [Report] >>82482465
>>82482427
the bodyshape they like isnt normal they essentially like child shape
Anonymous No.82482465 [Report] >>82482493
>>82482448
>child shape
she has boobs dumbass
Anonymous No.82482470 [Report] >>82483826
>>82482445
what the fuck do my standards have to do with anything? i'm unattractive, end of the story. whether my standards are low or high, i would still be ugly and it needs to change.
Anonymous No.82482490 [Report] >>82482514
>>82482419
nah, estrogen takes fat from your flabby tummy and puts it all in the ass an boobas, haven't you ever heard of gyno in men? that's estrogenic

e is also good for the bones, maybe you should get your levels checked?
Anonymous No.82482493 [Report] >>82482501
>>82482465
hey retard, i wasnt refering to her look into the context next time
Anonymous No.82482501 [Report] >>82482562
>>82482493
you are esl work on your english fren
Anonymous No.82482514 [Report]
>>82482490
i mean my periods are fine so it must be normal. i don't think it's about hormones but genetics. most women don't have an even fat distribution.
Anonymous No.82482551 [Report] >>82482567
OP I have no idea if you're real or actually suffering from some BDD behaviour but you should know this body is actually what would drive lots of men fucking nuts.
It's good looking, but not model tier, which is key. I can look at a model and realize she objectively fits the beauty standard but she also feels almost unreal, even if she's 100% natural. A body like that though? It feels like something people actually have and... potentially would be interested in me.

Besides, being super skinny kind of sucks because it makes you very bony which makes even things like sitting awkward. I mean, I'm on this board, I haven't fucked but I can imagine fucking a girl that thin is... less than pleasant for similar reasons.
Anonymous No.82482562 [Report]
>>82482501
if im esl then youre dyslexic because when did i ever refer to her
Anonymous No.82482567 [Report] >>82482587 >>82482607
>>82482551
my body is the opposite of everything viewed as attractive, it is not driving anybody nuts
Anonymous No.82482570 [Report] >>82482614
You look good, are you outside America or something?

This is far above average in America. Nothing wrong with self improvement so if you wanna get in even better shape go for it, but don't wait to live your life because you think your body is unattractive.
Anonymous No.82482576 [Report] >>82482614 >>82482644
>>82481929 (OP)
men would unironically kill to be married to a body like this.
Anonymous No.82482584 [Report] >>82482598
>>82481929 (OP)
get a liposuction and inject the fat somewhere else
Anonymous No.82482587 [Report] >>82482608 >>82482614
>>82482567
since when was "driving someone nuts" the defining factor of physical attraction
Anonymous No.82482598 [Report]
>>82482584
thats literally just a BBL with extra steps
Anonymous No.82482607 [Report]
>>82482567
I just gooned to op pic doe
Now post your real body so I can goon to that too
Anonymous No.82482608 [Report]
>>82482587

Yeah do a pose, dress sexy, do something and you can elicit that same reaction.
Anonymous No.82482614 [Report] >>82482641
>>82482570
i am not american. hmm, maybe i should move to america if this is considered above average there but it would just be a cope essentially. the fat is still there.
>>82482576
no they wouldn't.
>>82482587
that's the phrasing he used, didn't you read?
Anonymous No.82482618 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Just eat less. If you are fat, you need to eat less.
Anonymous No.82482641 [Report] >>82482664
>>82482614
yeah and he told you from a male perspective that your body would drive men nuts thats still besides the point thats never been the defining factor in attraction, so not only does this mean men would lust over your body type but you fail to understand that you being "ceonventionally attractive" to one person means you wouldnt be to the next one
Anonymous No.82482644 [Report] >>82482664
>>82482576
Speak for yourself mr simpcel, this body type is one brown baby away from gaining 100 lbs and looking like jabba the hut with the gut slapping her knee caps everytime she sits down.
Anonymous No.82482657 [Report] >>82482664 >>82482686
CHAD ONLY NEVER FORGET THIS
When the foid op is saying "men" she means chad. This is what she is asking how to attract chad. She sees non chads as not men and most of the time not even as humans. Ofc chad won't ever touch you unless if stacey is not down for it but then only for a pump and dump. Kys you disgusting roastie fucking die.
Anonymous No.82482664 [Report] >>82482690
>>82482641
what? yes i don't understand because it is unclear what you're trying to say.
>>82482644
well yeah if i don't stop looking gross immediately it will only get worse, i have to do something.
>>82482657
did chad give me ugly genetics and fat?
Anonymous No.82482686 [Report] >>82482713 >>82482743
>>82482657
This is probably just one the thousands of tranny troll threads per hour we have, it's a good one though, posting a "slightly" out of shape foid to bait simpcucks into kissing OP larping toes, because they (wrongly) assume it is "obtainable".

Women never ever just stay this chubby anyway, they always gain more and more as they age.
Anonymous No.82482690 [Report] >>82482743
>>82482664
Shut the fuck you disgusting chadsexual whore. Why are you even here, tormenting lonely men with your presence? Not only is your body disgusting your mind is rotten to the core.
Anonymous No.82482692 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Lose at least 40 lbs of that and you will be among the top % of women in America just for having a slim figure.
Anonymous No.82482713 [Report]
>>82482686
slightly out of shape? what are you talking about she looks like crap, really ugly body.
Anonymous No.82482743 [Report]
>>82482686
i don't want to get even fatter, i want to become attractive retard. what you think is simping is just men lying.
>>82482690
what does chad have to do with any of this?
Anonymous No.82482769 [Report] >>82482779
>>82481929 (OP)
that's an acceptable level of fat for a woman, but it's dangerous because when you get comfortable in a relationship you run the risk of become am absolute fatty.
Anonymous No.82482775 [Report]
DO NOT WEAR YOUR POLYESTER PAJAMAS WITH THAT ELASTIC WAISTBAND ABOVE YOUR BELLY BUTTON.

You're wearing it wrong! Fuckin' Christ Lord Almighty in Heaven's mercy.

See the attached image for how to WEAR IT RIGHT.
Anonymous No.82482779 [Report]
>>82482769
that's exactly why i need to do something before i start to date but it must be stated that the fst is not the only problem, my fat distribution and bones are shit.
Anonymous No.82482798 [Report]
If you're wearing it LIKE THIS you're WEARING IT FUCKIN' WRONG. Get it through your head you plastic spastic elastic button.
Anonymous No.82482905 [Report]
Sometimes this guy, this buddy of mine named Iron Nick posts. Sometimes he posts, sometimes he doesn't post that's the way she goes boys. You can never know if he's around, maybe he's lurking, maybe he's not. Nobody ever tells you ;)
Anonymous No.82482923 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Leg and butt exercises. Don't skip other parts of your body entirely, but that should be the main focus.
Iron Nick No.82483131 [Report]
Yo yo yo wasabi G-dawgs wassaaaaaaaa
Iron Nick No.82483176 [Report]
Gyatt and all that
Iron Nick No.82483207 [Report]
https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho
Anonymous No.82483411 [Report] >>82483544
>>82481929 (OP)
kek I look like this (minus the tits) and I'm a man
Anonymous No.82483534 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
I'd love to have a gf with a body like this. But women don't like men, so I'll never have one.
Anonymous No.82483544 [Report]
>>82483411
How does it feel to know most incels would and I quote "kill to wife you up"?
Anonymous No.82483826 [Report]
>>82482470
You could remain "ugly" and be accepted and loved. It's stupid that you females feel the need to look "good" according to the arbitrary standards of chads. Stop being so picky and date me
Anonymous No.82483876 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
High-cut thong panties and a smile. Literally all it takes.
Your face can be objectively ugly but if you seem nice and approachable it won't matter, and the same goes for putting the effort into dressing sexy even if your body is completely average.
Anonymous No.82483928 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
You look fine. Would cuddle if we enjoyed eachothers company.
Anonymous No.82484125 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Most guys are attracted to this sort of body, a little belly is fine, it's just fat women that most men think are disgusting.
Anonymous No.82484169 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
That's sexo, though
Anonymous No.82484179 [Report]
You are fine. Just don't be fat, overweight is ok as long as you are working towards being in a normal range.
Anonymous No.82484464 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
go to gym and grow some fat fucking thighs. Nothing else really matters. Even the belly pouch becomes irrelevant if your thighs are huge.
Ass gets bigger, shape gets more proportioned.
Anonymous No.82485173 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
I am glad that nothing has changed
Anonymous No.82485182 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
>anorexia
Yep
Anonymous No.82485202 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Use Macrofactor (it estimates your real daily energy expenditure) and track calories every day to lose weight. It works great. Also work out if you can
Anonymous No.82485284 [Report]
You're not perfect but that ain't bad unless you're ugly or some shit. Stop trying to impress fags beyond your league.
Anonymous No.82485295 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Bouncing on my D is good cardio
Anonymous No.82485510 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
There is nothing wrong with your body type.
But I understand that you only want chad and the competition for him is fierce. So I would say hit the gym to increase your muscle mass and this change your body composition. Right now you are just skinny fat.
Anonymous No.82485603 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
Just do gymwork to build hips/ass, it'll take a few months but you'll get there. The extra work will cut down on the fat going to your tummy, which isn't really a huge amount, while building your body out to make your waist look smaller.

>>82482110
Women tend to vastly overestimate their own negative qualities. This is not fat. It is not even chubby. This is a perfectly acceptable fat distribution.
Anonymous No.82485866 [Report]
>>82481942
No, *gain* weight and *don't* work out.
So long as it goes to your ass, thighs, tits, or belly, you're good.
Getting sex as a foid is fucking easy, unless your face is fucked up.
Anonymous No.82486525 [Report]
>>82481929 (OP)
>>82481949
get help, what is wrong with you anons?