Thread 82490020

drunk alone edition

emptied >>82467291

>>82489922
jagermeister-kun

Meow I'm le mentally ill

>>82490020 (OP)
I would like to say that I hate you roiders always coming into my threads on /a/ turning everything into your deluded representatationfaggotry and headcanon.

Also, I think your roided up bodies look disgusting.
That is all.

i am doggy of the day

>>82490081
This is a twink x twink general schizo

these threads are cringe

im drunk alone for drunk alone edition and incidentally im also going to die alone and i will never have a boyfriend forever

>>82490716
some things we just don't know

>>82490705
which post made you think that?

>>82490723
i actually just used the quantum computer in my mansion and it told me ill never get to be cuddled and held

>>82490716
im drunk asleep ;))

>>82490730
alright then you should get a big dog

Can general misogyny (not wanting to be around women) while not actively desiring sex/relationships with women be a sign of closet homosexuality? Or is he just an incel?

>>82490739
i am too reckless and irresponsible for a dog so i think a huiman male would be better

>>82490490
Welcome back canada, did you get your bbc addicted femboyfriend?

im going to take out my mental illness on everyone today i think

Kill kill maybe eat yum
t. Zombie

hug hug love and kiss
t. boyfriend

how do you look less gay? i know a lot of people have to act more gay to get noticed as it, but everyone seems to think i am gay straight away and i would prefer to stay in a less glass closet honestly and i dont know what i am doing wrong

>>82490968
It might be the way you move around or talk.

>>82490968
just be less of a faggot faggot

>>82490968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svzTat79UFM
Captcha:AXGAY

>>82490753
Homosexuality isn't defined by aversion to women, but by attraction to men. Assuming misogynists are gay will just lead you to getting your heart broken

My sister's 14 year old gay friend is so fucking cute but I'm scared hell tell on me if I creep on him aaaa

don't click this
https://files.catbox.moe/yupppe.mp4

>>82491171
What a fucking pedo. You need to be put down. As all the Troon freaks here.

He's probably all squicked out by a 2 month age gap or something anyway like the rest of his generation.

8 hour Saturday is so rough that Im going to get my boyfriend to pump me full after I get done here. Fuck do I need his dick

I never understood the whole "NEED" for sex thing. Like really? I don't understand how prostitution as an industry exists. I think humanity should've evolved past this point mentally.

>>82490968
Just don't bee urself.

>>82491313
What, you were never horny?

prostitution exists because men get horny and don't want to jack off and thus pay a willing hole to borrow it for a few minutes.

Meow I wish someone would borrow my holes meow

>>82491340
I've felt horny before but its feels like a very trivial desire even in the moment but I've never thought like "man I NEED to have sex right now or I'll EXPLODE" which separates being horny from like hunger or thirst or sleep or most other "base" desires.

Sex is a shortcut to catharsis, feeling grounded and right and puts things into perspective and helps you differentiate between whats real and what isnt

I'd never have sex it's too scary

Sex is fun you should try it, regularly even

leave the porn gifs out please I can look up porn on my own if I want.

>>82491581
I will not meow kill sex with a hammer

>tfw ywn be smote by meow's holy hammer.

You still have THE hammer, right meow?

>>82491666
Meow ya why would I get a new one

Imagine laying back, lifting your legs to expose your hole and letting your bf give you just the tip. The first contact of cold lube between his warm cock and your hot ass. Think about the exhilaration when he first pushes in, stretching slowly and not stopping despite whatever protests you might have. Before you know it hes balls deep and youre full of him and he starts to pump, short at first, in rhythm

Sigh gaming is tiring. I wanna game all day but I get tired. Doing something else now feels like a waste of time thoever.

>>82491682
Excuse me my unspecified gender friend goes by they and you can't police my theyguage

>>82491696
Whatcha playan faggy

I want to game too but my leg and back are already hurting and I can't. Plus nothing I try seems to interest me today.

>>82491696
I'm looking at this picture and trying to imagine what it's like to be there and yeah it's kind of cute but then I remember how I actually was at that age and I would have ripped through them like tissue paper, like a professional football team busting through a paper banner as they charge out of the locker room and trample an oblivious cheerleader standing on the other side.

>>82491714
I was playing cronos new dawn, which is amazing and cool, but survival horror gets really annoying after a while I wish I could move faster and have unlimited resources waaaaa. Also played space pirate cobra which is pretty cool too and cutscenes are very fun. And what do you have to say?

>>82491839
>Pooper team
Cringe

>>82490081
>I think your roided up bodies look disgusting.
>posts hottest image ever.
I'll gladly take them off your hands.

buying alcohol for tonight but I always feel ashamed walking through the door and my family seeing it. I don't even buy it that often!!

>>82492387
Place it outside your bedroom window and grab it later, hide it in a water bottle or energy drink can, use a canvas bag, ect.
t. degenerate loser

>>82491183
hope no one clicked this

just start smoking meth right in front of your parents pussy

When I go the store tomorrow will I be able to resist getting candy? I know I should but the will power is weak.

>>82490968
Just come out already what's the point of being closeted if everyone knows?

>>82492387
why drink alone

>>82492755
I'm not alone. I have r9gay to post stupid shit in when I get drunk :)

>>82492762
>I'm not alone, I have *bad virtual company*
I mean why don't you try drinking at a gay bar and give a chance to fate

You wouldn't bully your fbf for being a weezer fan right?
https://youtu.be/r2dosVRzLSM?si=6oKIgzaHGUbk1Fiq

>>82492847
i like weezer but ive only listened to blue album

>>82492847
I listen to weezer sometimes but I get the gay virgin music angle lol

>>82492857
My and my fbf will spend time listening to a bunch of albums together.
>>82492881
Am I suppose to say... Thanks?

>>82492755
It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant!

>>82492847
I'd bully you for being a pleb.
this mogs all the other bonus tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASDzIXCRVQI

(also the gay demo verison is fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbxxiVdypZ8 )

>>82492901
What do I care I'm just saying that it's faggy music for loser virgins

>>82492919
Gonna listen to these in a sec anon this is what I am listening to right naow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKAMZ2bJNcM
>>82492927
>fag
>loser
>virgin
3 out of 3! Do I win anything?

>>82492935
Wow same yay

Shaved so I look like a respectable young man again
>>82491849
Why do you think so bloo

>woke up screaming and crying today
Would you date a boy with night terrors?

>>82492755
not him but i drink for a few hours in my bedroom at 2am so bars arent even open

>>82493009
Their games are bad and ggay on average

what's the point in coming out if you're never gonna have a relationship anyway

>>82491192
my /r9gay/ gf on the left

>>82493065
Yeah but not this one...
It's really cool just look at the visuals ffs

>>82493038
maybe but if he had any night terrors i would hit him and make him sleep on the couch. like get over it

>>82491183
I'm in love with you anonhe

>>82491192
All men are pedophiles if you get them drunk enough THOUGH

You are all degens.

im putting things in my butt everyone

>>82494399
Seethe and dilate roastoid, your man doesn't want to fuck you anymore because you're dry and loose.

>>82494444
A roastie would be masturbating if her bf did that

Hey losers i used to be like you but now I have a bf of 5 yrs uwu suck a dick byeee

i am going to blow my face out the back of my head if i dont get a boyfriend to cook for immediately

>>82491268
wish i had that. all my relationships there's just no fucking at all. fucking hate bottoms and my stupid fucking life.

been learning my way around 3dsmax and blender for modding purposes and man do i hate all this business with textures and models. i don't know shit about dick when it comes to how textures wrap around meshes so when shit doesn't work right for the models i've imported i need to learn around for hours to solve something that someone more experienced would know how to fix in seconds.

does anyone here like rawdawg comics? people tell me I'm like Bingus but I feel more like Desmond :(

>>82493442
I used to tell someone this sort of stuff all the time, it's crazy seeing people in this thread long for it, I guess I just wasn't good enough.

Are there any clingy, friendless, high-IQ, autistic, NEET boys in or near Redmond WA?

If you are one, add me on Discord @aspergerseparatist if interested.

i'm a hot male and i deserve a boyfriend

This cute boy kept making eye contact I wanted to kiss him so bad but I couldn't handle the anxiety

>>82497107
the bf in your image seems high maintenance

>>82491171
Kill yourself, Anon. I mean that with every bit of my soul.

>>82493038
hell yeah id date a boy with night terrors

>>82493855
I can't control it...
>>82497698
Thanks. I promise to hold onto you tight afterward if I get one. That or vice versa.
>>82496648
Why do you ask this? Serous question, what the fuck are you trying to achieve.

reminder that if you identify with berserk characters you immediately out yourself as having bpd. griffith identifying is the most obvious histrionic type, but guts? insidious, sinister. twice as manipulative as a woman male bpd.

>>82498156
pretty definite that's the guy who keeps making those i need an autistic slave bf threads.

>>82498318
what is identify with? is that like liking something?

>>82498156
it's a homeless man with no teeth.

>>82498447
>>82498410
also yeah, correction, homeless man with no teeth in his 40s

>shower, feel clean and still a little hungry
>barely noticeable stomach cramp
>proceed to have the most giardia-coded diarrhea out of nowhere
man... i guess it kind of cheered me up a bit though :/

embarrassing cringe thread

I upchucked and it was a really beautiful dark green clear liquid.

>>82498718
weird. mine has always been a standard orange-y color. I guess it would have more distinct hues if you drank/ate something of a specific hue recently.

40/m

4:31AM for me and drinking and looking at /r9k/

What is my life

(inb4pathetic)

>>82498883
are you the infamous 40 yo virgin?

>>82498893

Nah, but I'm close. Lost it a week after I turned 37.

>>82498473
does it feel like cum leaking out your arsehole

>resisting the urge to try to message him again and make a fool of myself
I'm literally just a fucking loser, aren't I?

>>82498914
Story we can clock your posts

>>82498456
don't slander himmm, he's rlly sweet and actually cute

>>82499009

Lost it after talking with a woman on /r/virginityexchange for a few months. She was into, or at least didn't mind older virgins.

>>82495531
never heard of it are they always like this

do you guys actually have exs and past romantic relationships and stuff? i though we were all faggot incel chuds here.

>>82499064

>>82498883
here

technically one ex. one on and off pseudo relationship on a girl I met on 4chan a long time ago. not an incel but only had sex once.

>>82499127

4chan relationship was different. one ex. and.

oi. might be better if I just gave up and lived in a cave like this guy

thats still kinda logical to be herec onsidering your almost 40. but if your in your 20s and having had relationships i cant fathom why you would come here.

>>82499064
a girl kissed me in 9th grade

>>82498883
i did that yesterday and it was great

>>82499344

Well cheers, anon

cringe ahh degen thread

>>82499064
Our home has fallen a long ago brother...

drinking rn (kentucky bourbon)

i love not being an alcoholic

How are you freaks still posting here?
>>>/lgbt/ go back there

>>82499546
how can i go back to a place ive never been

im not gay but drunk atm. Would you guys stop asking me if im up to fuck? I would like a girl. It;s bad enough I had a published author asked if I could be his bf and he would cover everything if he could just get access to my ass. Like is this what girls have to put up with?

>>82499583
>Like is this what girls have to put up with?
basically yes, now spread those cheeks

>>82499546
>still
>back

>>82499583
man, i need to go start drinking whether you are if theyre that desperate. that or you are really fucking hot, but you wouldnt be on r9k in that case.

>>82499666
>man, i need to go start drinking whether you are if theyre that desperate. that or you are really fucking hot, but you wouldnt be on r9k in that case.
I'm XXY with autism, girls at school though I was trans.

>>82499693
i just looked at xxy men, it seems they all are really obese so you got a obese arse most likely and thats why they all want you so keep your booty safe when you go piss.

>>82499724
>just looked at xxy men, it seems they all are really obese
I am basically skinnyfat with a shapely butt, since I hate gaining weight. Thankfully my shoudler width is larger than my hip width

>>82499064
I got ya buddy. Closes I did was hugging 2 or 3 guys, as "friends" (don't get it wrong they were straight, I thought I was as well that's the thing)

planning on coming out to my mom any advice fellow gaybots ;3

>>82500156
only that you shouldn't do it

I'll come out years after I get a bf and move out. When I'll finally be forced to admit we're not just friends.

Telling my mom on her dead bed that myself and the man I've been married to for 40 years are homosexuals

Which guy are you? And which would you date?

any cute femboys here?

>>82495531
I love these comics. They seem to piss off fujoshi though.

extremely cringe thread, y'all need to man up and stop watching porn

>>82492391
I've been fantasizing about this a lot recently. Now, if only I could actually meet someone...

porn never called me cringe

BROS is it gay to jerk off to porn drawn by some sweaty guy even if the pic is a girl

These threads give me a gross feeling of creepiness that no other place on this site can simulate.

>>82500412
You've clearly never been to... basically any other board.

>>82500439
I'm just saying you are seriously fucking creepy.

>>82500412
you should check out /lgbt/ and /trash/

/vt/ is the most creepy board

>>82500455
I've been there and It's far less creepy. These are the most degen threads of any I've seen.

>>82500444
"he's a creep, don't believe me? ask, him"

trips of truth... is it true?

>>82500531
Posts like these for example are creepy af.

>>82500542
>tfw no creepy bf

>>82500549
You are already creepy as fuck nigga, just masturbate at this point.

>>82500555
>tfw no moral high ground bf

>>82500558
I don't think you understand how you come across to normal people...

>tfw no konrad curze bf

>>82500555
nigga straight up claimed 2 trips to get his point across

>>82500567
>tfw no normal bf

>>82500592
>tfw no triple trips bf

>>82500464
steamed, doxed, and eggless post

>>82500412
Show one post.

Ahh creepy gay things i am sayign right now gay bum evil gay.

I found int to be the most creepy boards, they shit they post in my countries thread is just abhorrent and obsessive.

>>82500629
int is weird as it has both the most normie posters (other than soc), and some of the weirdest threads at the same time

>>82500845
i only read puerile fantasy drivel and philosophy books i'm too stupid to understand and nothing in between

Wish I had a bf I could talk about pointless topics with like dinosaurs and superpowers but also philosophical debates like free will and the ethics of consenting cannibalism but also stuff like music and history and video games and funny things like the definition of words and pedantic stuff. Oh well.

>>82500859
What fantasy books? Not G.R.R I hope (I have never interacted with any of his media and my opinions of him only come from reddit memes and video essays.)

>>82500860
cant think of anything worse than a guy who doesnt believe in free will

>>82500869
i used to read manga and light novels and stuff. i guess i don't really read it any more, it's been a few years. the closest thing now is sci fi. i just borrowed 'consider phlebas' by ian banks since the culture series looks cool, but there's so much i probably won't make much progress in between classes.

With all honesty these threads are just very creepy and sad.

I avoided getting candy at the store but I did get taco bell on the way home. My tacos were soggy and fell apart when I unwrapped them.

>>82501063
Not even a serial killer? Wow anon, wow...
>>82501078
Oh hey I read manga too. Well I haven't in a few months since the manga reader app I used stopped working and then mangadex got nuked. Maybe I should start again.
>>82501081
How can I make myself less creepy and sad for your amusement anon?

>>82501081
With all honesty these threads are just very creepy and sad. 2

>>82500412
>>82500479
>>82500542
>>82500555
>>82500567
>>82501063
>>82501081
Stop making my home creepy you creep.

>>82501063
the sad thing is that you didn't even choose this opinion because you don't actually have free will :(

please stop replying to the creepy guy, clearly attempting to farm yous and your all falling for it.

Come on, its spoopy season, what's a little creepiness?

at least 50 times ive opened this thread and started writting a reply but i just cant finish anything because i scroll up to look at them dogs again

It's not spooky season UNTIL october, it's barely even fall yet! Still 20 degrees celsius outside !!! Baka moron stupid dumb idiot anons !!!!!!

>>82501169
Dogs? Where? Puppy?

>>82501212
Christmas gets creeped so it's only fair Halloween does too. Spooky season should start in August.

>>82490020 (OP)
i'm never gonna drink again i'm never gonna drink again i'm never gonna drink again i'm never gonna drink again

>>82501229
>in august
wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too early, if you drag it out too long it'll be ruined! That's like human knowledge 101! Baka Stupid anon is stupid. I think it should be restricted (wrong word) to only october, that way october becomes special.
>Christmas gets creeped so it's only fair
By who? Corporations, not people! Or maybe there are those who put up their decorations early, but that's wrong! Don't allow yourself to follow in the footsteps of others just because it's the norm, that's often wrong. Also, does everything need to be fair? Maybe things can be a little unfair, a little different, don't you think so? If everything was fair everything would be too samey, and even if it is good and everything should be fair that's not how reality works, you gotta accept that fact.

whenever i think about touching alchohol, i remeber how the family curse of alchoholism that is passed down the generations, and i change my mind and leave

>>82501265
here in the midwest the humidity often breaks in mid-late august which is he first sign that fall is coming.

>>82501283
Fall doesn't mean halloween, as winter does not mean christmas. Baka stupid. Do you even think for yourself ever or only listen to what people tell you? Sorry, that was a mean thing to say, but I feel that if I kept it to myself it would've been more unethical.

>>82501349
Halloween and fall are linked just like Christmas and winter. Halloween wouldn't be Halloween if it happened in any other season.

>>82501384
Halloween happens in fall, but all of fall is NOT halloween. Fall can stretch into november and that is PAST halloween. Winter usually stretches past december and then christmas is OVER. #OWNED

im at a loss, i really cant think of anything more productive than murder and rape

To understand what productivity is we first have to define it, since it can be something that is subjective to multiple people. You see the opposite of doing something productive is "wasting time", but many people have different definitions of a "time waste". Some might say playing video games is a waste of time, but then others will say if you enjoying doing it, that time is not wasted. So then anon, what is productivity to you?

I think my fbf should reply to me instantaneously or within 5-10 mins AT LEAST or I will accuse him of not loving me enough. That's not so unreasonable, is it?

>>82501586
what if he's doing something that requires his full attention or can't get out his phone? If he's not doing anything then 10 mins is reasonable.

>>82501586
I think that's reasonable

>>82501605
How can anything be more important than his ONE and ONLY boyfriend?? I should be the number #1 thing in his life at all times, I should never leave the forefront of his mind, never! He should never deprive me of his sweet attention? Understand me?
>>82501610
Thanks anon but I think most people consider it unreasonable. :broken_heart_emoji:

>>82501586
Don't be so facetious anon, these issues of yours are notcute. Trust your bf and the healthy space you share. Recognize this is a problem with you, for you to overcome internally. He's great and has no responsibility to deal with this silliness.

>>82501648
Hi hue back so soon?

>>82501237
hangovers are the reason why I don't drink a lot anymore. At most some beer cans.
I used to hate alcohol because of hangovers but now I realize they are a blessing in disguise. It's like alcohol is helping you quit, giving you a reason not to drink

>>82501483
doing hobbies you enjoy is not productive. Being productive is doing the hard work that will benefit you in the future. It's like sowing seeds

>>82501586
I nearly dated a boy like that once but that behavior was so off-putting that the relationship never took off. Taking more than 10 seconds to reply would send him in a fit of jealous rage

>>82501720
You would also need to define "benefit" then, since video games can be consider beneficial by your definition. let's say someone's only hobby is video games, it keeps them engaged in the evening and serves as a way to pass time, if you take that away from them suddenly they have no enjoyment, and they might become depressed from lack of engagement. Aren't video games then, by your definition, productive?

>>82500412
>men being uninhibited gives me the ick
Gays really are women

>>82501775
>since video games can be consider beneficial by your definition
That's just a hobby, though. Unless you are some sort of pro player or streamer who earns money from video games. Playing games makes you happy in the moment, but it's just a dopaminergic hobby without any long term benefits, just a fun time killer, that's why it's so easy playing games. Productivity is almost always about hard work with lasting rewards, not a fun time with immediate pleasure.
>it keeps them engaged in the evening and serves as a way to pass time
Yes, that's entertainment, pleasure seeking behavior, indulgence, and it's all fine, there's nothing wrong with that. It's just not being productive by definition.
Productivity is not about keeping yourself distracted/entertained so you won't be depressed. In fact some would say these distractions hinder productivity

>>82500860
Nice picture, anon. Kieran is cute.
Do you want to be friends? I can talk about all of those things I think

>>82501849
>>82500860
Isn't this sfw shota pictures like a gigantic red flag? I dread to think about the nsfw part of your collection

I'm realizing that computer science is fundamentally about programming and applied maths, neither of which I'm really interested in, so I'm considering a pivot to the electromechanical -> mechatronics / robotics pathway instead.

What do you think?

I don't think I could compete as a software engineer, especially in the modern market and especially without the passion a lot of people have for it. I'm not sure I want to work as a technician in a factory somewhere either though, on the other hand. I guess I was imagining a scenario in which I come up with an app or build a device, or start some kind of business. A 10 year plan that involves modular customizable domestic robots, idk.

Is that stupid?

>>82501821
Can hobbies not be beneficial? What if your hobby is for example woodworking and you make furniture for yourself? Isn't that beneficial for yourself?
>Playing games makes you happy in the moment
As I explained in my post (which you would see if read it better) a hobby like video games can keep you happy in the long term compared to if you having no hobby at all. Understand me this time? Also, what is wrong with seeking pleasure? As long as you do not overdo it and become addicted, is it not normal to desire pleasure and happiness? Next you're gonna say eating tasty food is a waste of time because it is "pleasure seeking", right?

>>82501869
>Isn't this sfw shota pictures like a gigantic red flag?

>>82501849
Can you offer conversation and perspective back in return, though? I don't wanna be the only one who is talking all the time... Plus with these kinds of things I am always worried I'll scare someone off with my obsessiveness and weird thinking. It's a hard decision to make, my brain says I shouldn't do it because it's scary and and unfamiliar, but you cannot get anywhere if you let fear take hold right? Also my thoughts are really scrambled sometimes, I will contradict myself and go on directionless tangents, just like I am doing now, xd.
>>82501869
I don't have any shota photos saved, sfw or nsfw. I just like posting this Kieran from Pokemon occasionally because I find them cute, and I feel no sexual attraction to these images, anon. You shouldn't be so quick to make assumptions!

>>82501869
i disagree defend cm posters. even if you take the position shota is weird i would say >>82501849 is not even slightly a red flag clearly just a cute image, if you have any anime girl or similair on your computer your just as guilty. >>82500860 this is a bit more suspect but it still is not too bad

>>82501951
Why do you think it's suspect? I see nothing wrong with that image, it's just cute.

>>82501946
>Can you offer conversation and perspective back in return, though?
I'll surely try to! I also often deal with the frustration of being the only person making any effort into the conversation, lol.
I'll be patient with your obsessiveness if it ever becomes an issue. You seem like a lovely person.

>>82501956
nothing wrong with it in my view, however in a shota haters view they would see it as odd due to the whole bunny guy thing and suspenders falling off.

>>82501975
Hmm, then what is something you often think about or wanna talk about but don't usually get to anon? For me it's the thing I mentioned and other things too. And is there anything you *don't* like talking about? I cover all sorts of subjects in my rants, I talk to myself a lot, even controversial things like politics and gender identity issues, for me it is a way to deepen my understanding on a subject or finalise my view on it. There's always more to learn I think. I cannot think of things I do not like talking about in the current moment, but I am sure there are certain things...

>>82501951
You're just giving them the benefit of the doubt, but judging by this thread's history with cartoon CP I wouldn't bet on it.

>>82502056
Cartoon CP is an oxymoron. Why are you so desperate to diminish the severity of real life child abuse just to own the shotacons

You niggas are not helping beat the "all gays are pedophiles" allegations

>>82501975
Also thank you for the compliment! I am not sure how true it is... You'll have to decide when you get to know me better.
>>82501976
I mean I can understand why someone would think posting shota and having a collection is off-putting, it's not completely unreasonable. But you shouldn't make rude assumptions about people, I think so.

i dont care for the conversation but i want these two kieran posters to get together and have babies immediately,

>>82502078
I think you're the one diminishing the severity of cartoon drawings depicting child abuse and what it means for people who collect these pictures

>>82502139
Anon I don't think boys can get pregnant, no matter how much you try. But then again if they could, I wonder if I would want to be.
>>82502162
I think it is okay to post them occasionally, I do not collect them or feel any arousal towards them, I just like posting cute pictures. But then again I believe you aren't going to discuss this with me in good faith...

i hate the phase of learning a skill where nothing makes sense and it all feels hopeless and it takes you several hours to do something that someone more experienced could do in minutes

>>82495531
I should try to make friends on the internet again for the sake of being inspiration for another furry webcomic

>>82501908
>Can hobbies not be beneficial?
You can align hobby and productivity like I gave you an example of a pro player or streamer who makes something out of his gaming habit.
It's just not usually the case with videogame players.
>A hobby can keep you happy
Great for mental health. Still not what "productivity" means in the larger scale.
>can keep you happy in the long term compared to if you having no hobby at all
You can replace the world hobby with any recreational drug, and the sentence would hold. It's still not very sustainable to get your happiness from a time passing plaything. You'll get bored eventually.
Regardless, to be productivity you have to produce something more than just your own mental stability. Carving furniture is a great example, but I don't think videogames can compare. You're not really making anything out of it and those skills are not profitable. Unless you become a pro player or something.

>>82501908
>what is wrong with seeking pleasure
Absolutely nothing. It's just not what productivity means, which was the original topic being discussed.

>>82502222
>>82502230
I think I understand what you mean now anon, I am not sure if I agree but I am becoming a bit too tired to type a lot of stuff out... Caffeine high is disappearing... Sorry anon, but I think this discussion ends here...

i wish guns gave me the same enjoyment they used to. don't even feel like going to the range anymore. just collecting dust in my closet now. guess i'm a true boomer now

>>82502268
It's okay anon, you are entitled to your wrong opinions.
If you're so fine with pleasure seeking behavior, there's one type of pleasure you should be seeking right now

>>82502284
Imagine if you had a date with a gay guy for each time you've been to the range.
You'd have a husband by now

>>82502301
>You'd have a husband by now
haha yeah wow imagine if someone had a husband that'd be crazy ahah nope not me though yup

>>82502048
I enjoy talking about the things you mentioned - really, I'd love to talk about anything and everything. I'm particularly interested in art and the humanities. There is nothing that I'm uncomfortable with discussing provided that we're both set on being civil and respecting eachother.
Let's stop talking over 4chan. Contact me directly at slopmaildesune@proton.me and give me some of your instant messaging contact information so we can actually dabble in specifics.

only time i ever drop an email in a thread is if i want to see the dude's penis and show him mine

>>82502374
This isn't the first time you tried this with someone from here, and you know how it will end

>>82502328
Of course you're too busy rubbing your guns. You feel bored because your loveless life is boring and you should add a little sugar and a little spice to it, you know how?

>>82502374
really tempted to email something i just gotta figure out what would be funny enough to be worth the effort.

>>82502426
i'm not the guy to be saying this stuff to.

>>82502415
honestly all the dick picks i've gotten from anons have been pretty good. maybe it's cuz i mainly court bottoms, but they usually keep their cocks pretty well kempt (and on the bigger side, which i like)

>>82502473
why? Do you know how to spice your boring life up?

Reminder that 80% of us considers you all respectless perverse fetishists without the right to live.

>>82502503
who is us. unless your like african or arabian completely incorrect and even if you are then well your african or arabian thats much more depressing.

>>82502503
>us
the newfags always out themselves

>>82502483
the average robot is 7"x5.5" or bigger this is known. anyone smaller (like me) is an outlier.

>>82502535
desu i love all penises. i will admit i have more of a fascination with uncut dicks as i'm a burger. cut dicks are usually nice as well (and i had one guy specifically prefer my dick because it was cut and he liked the way the glans were always exposed), but i've literally never seen a bad looking uncut dick.
tangent aside, i'd suck dicks of every size and make (within reason).

cutting foreskins should be a crime unless there's an actual medical reason like phimosis

>>82502574
>tangent aside, i'd suck dicks of every size and make
gays are just as big of shameless liars as women. you all want hung dudes and bigger is always better but you have to lie lie lie.

Creepy and sad.

>>82502587
nuhuh i love average and small dicks too. nothing wrong with something more manageable.
i'm more of a top tho so having a boy's yuge meat slapping on my tummy as he rides me sounds hot. all have their own appeal

>>82502587
Average to smaller penises are more comfortable for bottoming if you're not a loose whore, so we love them.
You would know that if you weren't a virgin with 0 experience

>>82502613
>nuhuh i love average and small dicks too. nothing wrong with something more manageable.
he says now as he then tells his next hung hookup how much better big dicks are. you are all size queens, like women. anyone who likes dicks is obsessed with size and settles for anyone that isn't huge.

>>82502630
>gay bottom
>not a whore
is funny joke. you'll have to tell it again while chad is 9" deep inside you.

>nooooooo size doesn't matter we love small dicks!!!
>that's why the first insult we throw at anyone who can't get laid is they probably have a small dick

>>82502632
idk bro it's like guys liking women with big tits and asses. nothing wrong with appreciating some good girth and length. doesn't mean i'm diminishing the value of smaller dicks. so long as the boy twitches and makes nice noises for me i'm gucci

>>82502418
I've only done this with one person before and it ended with our conversations slowly tapering out. It wasn't disastrous or anything, I don't see why I shouldn't do it again.

>>82502632
Not true at all. Sure size queens exist, but for most bottoms, a huge dicks means painful uncomfortable sex always. It can be very inconvenient

>>82502668
there's no female equivalent to dick size. dumbest argument.

>>82502680
>didn't learn the lesson
One day you'll get there

>>82502685
>a huge dicks means painful uncomfortable sex always. It can be very inconvenient
yeah women also like to tell the same lie while gushing about their partner or ex's giant dick and how good it filled them up.

>>82502687
it's ANALOGOUS it WORKS for the purposes of how I AM CHAMPIONING PENISES: not as SEXUAL TOOLS FOR PENETRATION but as SEXUAL OBJECTS I LIKE LOOKING AT
fuck you!!!!

>>82502659
That's such a straight bro insult I've never even seen a gay guy throw that around.
Are you frustrated about your tiny pecker? Why don't you show it to us so we can show it a little love? Teach you how to appreciate your meat

>>82502680
it happens. maybe check up on them again in a few months. it's not abnormal for distance to grow

>>82502715
>Are you frustrated about your tiny pecker?
anyone not objectively huge is tiny nowadays. that's the point. just like how anyone not tall is short now. or how anyone not obscenely attractive is ugly.

>>82502700
>women
We're talking about gay men here, please refrain from mentioning succubuses
Yes it's 100% true that many bottoms would choose a fitting dick over a gigantic one
Now if you have a micro penis, which I think it's more likely based on your weird attitude, things change. I'll admit that micro penises are rarely loved

you can't have sex because you have no dick
i can't have sex because i have no asshole
we are not the same

>>82502744
yeah i'm sure a 8"x6" dick is perfectly "fitting" for bottoms.

>>82502735
Not true at all. You sound like your opinion comes from porn and not real life.
It's very audacious to have strong opinions about this topic if you're a virgin who never tried real life dating or sex before

>>82502754
That's huge, are you crazy.
16 cm is a sweet spot

>>82502753
where'd your asshole go bro
just use your mouth

>>82502758
why would i have sex with anyone when i don't have a huge dick? so i can set someone up to be disappointed and have shitty sex when they could be fucking someone better?

>>82502639
I said a loose whore. For you anyone who has kissed before is a whore. But luckily not every whore is looking for petrol in the butthole

>>82502767
>That's huge
yet every penis enjoyer has been with plenty of men around this size. curious.

>>82502776
>why would i have sex with anyone
Sp you can quit being a delusional incel filled with insecurities and misconceptions about sex like you currently are

>>82502791
An opinion fetched straight from the depths of your mind, completely removed from reality. I've never been with a guy with an 8 inch dick before and I've been with plenty of guys. Big dicks are rarer than you think.

>>82502827
>Big dicks are rarer than you think.
i doubt it. considering most incels and sex havers alike on the internet are all way above the supposed average.

>>82502845
rfk jr. never saw the true link to autism: the bigger the dick, the bigger the autism

>>82502865
unfortunately i was not born with autism so instead i have a useless pencil dick that wouldn't be enjoyable for anyone.

this is a nsfw shota thread

>>82502879
maybe it's not as bad as you think? has anyone ever told you it's not a good penis?

>>82502908
>has anyone ever told you it's not a good penis?
any penis that isn't huge isn't a good penis. that's the point.

All gays are pedophiles and that is a good thing

I shaved my legs so I could feel clean shaven legs for the first time in a decade. They feel nice :3

Some very creepy thing happening in the creepy incel thread right now.

>>82502917
i think external opinions matter more. perhapa the denizens of r9gay can help you :)

>>82502965
>post your dick so we can laugh at it and give anecdotes about how we all encountered guys way bigger and thicker
not into that unfortunately. else i wouldn't have a problem.

>>82502959
crazy to me how this place stays as composed as it does. we're all (theoretically) of the same sexual orientation and all the same sex. i thought there'd be a lot more fawning and flirting.

>>82502845
That's because your reference frame isn't real life and real dicks, it's porn and the internet. Big dicks are an outlier in the gaussian distribution curve for normal dicks. Most men don't have it.

>>82490020 (OP)
>be me
>install grindr
>work for days to find the perfect femboys
>go through hundreds of profiles and useless conversations
>finally finds 3/4 possible candidates
>plan to hookup with one
>pulls up no one, left on delivered
>stand alone in the rain 60 km away from home
>keeps checking phone, no response
>after 5 hours of waiting i go home
>no one replies to me on grindr anymore
>i keep being left on delivered
>super sadge

>>82503002
>Most men don't have it.
most men aren't having sex either whats your point.

>>82502986
so you would if you didn't think there would be any condescension? interesting *jots down notes*

>>82502845
>on the internet
Clue number one
That's why you're a virgin btw. You think you know shit, turns out the internet brainwashed you

>>82503008
>Looking for perfect "femboys"
>Demanding perfection
>Giving nothing in return
You have so much to learn

>>82503020
>the internet brainwashed you
people treated me like shit and ostracized me way before i became terminally online. it's what drove me to become terminally online.

>>82502996
i've asked anyone who's said they live anywhere close to me, but i'm not chad so

>>82503014
You mean most straight men?
Gay men are definitely having sex, and most of them don't have a big dick. You should join their ranks. Why are you even worried about straight incel issues. Not your lane.

nigga did you not use the showers after gym class?

18cm never used penis. What do?

>>82503036
>I tried so hard but no one wanted me because I'm not chad
>The "trying so hard": asking anonymously
I wonder how old are you. I wonder if you're delusional or just dumb

>>82503036
why don't we have a tagmap in the OP? do the jannies delete generals on site that have it?

>>82503042
Use it immediately

>>82503042
fellow 18cm bro

>>82503051
stfu hue but fyi i'm not talking about from here

>>82503042
Too long throw it in the trash.

>>82503025
>You have so much to learn
I paid for the Grindr XTRA subscription man

The thing is the conversation felt like it was going to lead somewhere

its joever

>>82503028
>people treated me like shit and ostracized me
In school. Sadly you got stuck in that era, mentally. Like stunted development.
When we compare adult life to school, it's like life before and after metamorphosis, from caterpillar to butterfly. You just need to break free from your cocoon of sexual repression and social isolation. There's a lot of PTSD in there that you're not properly addressing, choosing the worst possible coping mechanisms instead.

>>82503106
You are asking for more than you can afford. Learn from it. Adapt. Evolve. Those perfect femboys are too good for you. Either improve yourself to reach their demands, or lower your standards.
Any femboy chaser is a deadbeat in my book, if it's up to me you'd get nobody.

>>82503143
i thought about lowering my standards for sure but even then I get left on delivered not even on read, its like they forget about me

>>82503059
Would you still let meow take your virginity if this was his past?

>>82503070
The people who "rejected you" didn't even see your face, how on earth could they be rejecting you for not being chad? They don't know you.
It wasn't here but it was another anonymous cesspool. You just don't learn do you

>>82502724
Yeah, it's understandable, and I don't blame him for it. You can't force connection. If the experience was really that unpleasant, I wouldn't look for people here again.

>>82503062
I have no idea how. Grindr scares me and when irl every visible part of me is off putting.
And I live in a small room with my parents

>>82503175
no, they see my face AND they call me cute

>>82503150
>but even then
You haven't tried to lower your standards please don't move the goal now, you said you looked for perfect femboys and only a few were enough to qualify for your standards, meaning these were some high standards alright. You didn't start your story by saying you tried settling down and even so it didn't work. Don't change it now.
You haven't lowered your standards near enough. You are still rejecting your looksmatch

>>82503150
The worst thing about your type is how you cry about being left on read
But you don't shed a single tear about all the men who tried talking to you and you left on read.

>>82503184
>Grindr scares me
Face your fears. Do you control your fears or do they control you? Use it anonymously. Use tinder. Just do something other than being a celibate here. Or don't and become a 30+ virgin, the next storyanon. Not my life, don't really care

>>82503197
shit you're right

but at the same time they're like 50+ and bears

>>82503188

okay okay i will try to aim for the lower elo, but im not hooking up with a dad

>>82503184
>every visible part of me is off putting.
Low self esteem. Dating other people will give them an opportunity to show you're wrong and that someone out there still desires you

The gay aids will spread.

>>82503215
If you wouldn't date someone your own age, you're a chaser and deserve nothing

>>82503228
Modern medicine prevented that 30 years ago, you better find a new plague to spread

>>82503237
I'm 20 (ORIGINAL ORIGINAL ORIGINAL)

>>82503228
>whore
ftfy

>>82503037
>and most of them don't have a big dick
could have fooled me.

I'm throwing a pozz party anyone wanna come? Lots of exotic bugs will be there.

Served a Chinese couple at work today. Laziest and slobbish couple, leaving their trash everywhere. How do people function day to day being slobs in a place that isn't theirs.

Going on grindr is just a bunch of 30yr+ guys with hiv taking prep hitting on you

>>82503209
>>82503223

Thanks frens. I'm 2.5 years away from hitting the 30yo virgin mark and I'm worried. Anyway underwent twink death and watched my prime years go away because I never knew how to take the first step. Doesn't help people kept telling me to wait for that one special person to lose virginity to.

>>82495519
what if i'm plimpus but swap social for reclusive

>ANON YOUR PENIS IS FINE!!
>MY BF IS ONLY 7"x6" AND NOT 8.5"x6.5" LIKE MY EX AND WE GET BY FINE YOU'RE JUST INSECURE TOUCH GRASS!!!

>>82503133
high school is a good litmus test for how the rest of your life will go socialization wise. i was an ugly loser people avoided in HS and i am still that as an adult. people underestimate just how much adult life is just high school tier drama shit.

>>82503388
people can turn their social lives around after HS, it is hard but doable. Just because you were a loser then doesn't mean you have to waste your whole life.

>>82503415
>people can turn their social lives around after HS
i've yet to see this happen. generally people do not change past 18 in terms of how they like to socialize, and being naturally extroverted means you have more chances to network and date. it's a cheat code. while introverts and people who dislike socializing are seen as inferior creeps. doubly so if they're unattractive like me.

>Just because you were a loser then doesn't mean you have to waste your whole life.
it was over from the start.

>>82503442
socialization is a skill like any other, unless you are legitimately autistic (diagnosed by a professional and not the meme kind thrown around there) then you can learn. It might always be challenging or draining but you can always get better at it. Isolating yourself inside on the internet just makes it worse.

>>82503457
>socialization is a skill like any other
>simply just stop having social anxiety bro
gee thanks mr person with functional normal brain.

>Isolating yourself inside on the internet just makes it worse.
going out and humiliating yourself doesn't make it better either.

we ain't never gonna make it

>>82503467
If you have anxiety seek treatment for it, it's the only way to help. Otherwise it just festers and gets worse. trust me people aren't as judgemental as you think they are, that's your brain trying to sabotage you.

And the humiliation is in your head, all of your social faults and failings are in your head. People don't see you nearly as bad you see yourself.

>>82503500
>If you have anxiety seek treatment for it
no?

>trust me people aren't as judgemental as you think they are
>People don't see you nearly as bad you see yourself.
normalfags are ruthless and think you're a deadbeat loser who should die if you're a NEET for a year, or an adult virgin. that's nice that you found your perfect little group of likeminded individuals but almost everyone doesn't get that luxury or luck to be accepted.

>>82503515
It's not that bad, and if they do have a problem with then find other people to be friends with. That said, getting a job and working with people if a great way to build social skills.

>>82503532
>then find other people to be friends with
i'll just go down to the friend store and buy some new friends then. thank you kind stranger.

>getting a job and working with people if a great way to build social skills
people are generally miserable at work and just want to get done and go home. nobody "wants" to be your friend at work, they tolerate you.

>>82503543
still most people will at least develop semi-friendly relationships with their coworkers. You never know when you need to find someone to cover your shift or need an extra money for the money.

>>82503552
>will at least develop semi-friendly relationships with their coworkers.
i do not want flimsy half hearted friendships that are built solely on whether or not the person works at the same place i do. barely an acquaintance and a pointless waste of mental energy.

>>82503184
Don't listen to these fuck heads telling you to go on grindr. Start taking care of yourself and put yourself out there. Stop being a low functioning neet.

>have you just tried being a normalfag???
>werks 4 me lol
masterful advice.

>>82503308
Plenty of younger guys over there. Your exaggerated generalization betray your lack of experience. Never tried b4

>>82503759
twinks are chad/twink only thoever.

>>82503770
>delusional take from someone who never tried
I'm gonna ignore for one second how creepy it is to approach dating only chasing after adolescents, and I'll say this: ugly twinks exist. Fat twinks too. You don't pay them any attention though. You are the one who is chad only

>>82503608
>put yourself out there
Dating apps are a way to do just that with a helping hand

>>82503791
if they're ugly or fat they ain't a twink bucko. they're just a gay incel.

gay relationships aren't real lol, gay relationships do not last longer than a week

>>82503515
>no?
Why do you refuse to treat your health issues? The mind is an organ like any other. You wouldn't let a bleeding ulcer go unattended. So why do you let your anxiety rule over your romantic life?

>>82503800
Proved my point. No eyes for your looksmatch, or boys your age. You're the one who only wants chad. Your loneliness is self imposed through high standards

>>82503808
>Why do you refuse to treat your health issues?
anxiety is a normal reaction to a heartless and cutthroat shallow world and society created by and for sociopathic normalfags.

>>82499043
no, they're almost always funny or wholesome, but sometimes he makes these and it hits close to home.

>>82503818
Anxiety is normal for sure, but the moment that anxiety stops you from doing things that would make you happy (looking for a bf in real life) that's the moment you know you gotta a problem. Your anxiety has control over you as of now.

>>82503657
Have you tried not running away from the inevitable confrontation of giving dating apps a go?

>>82503515
>normalfags are ruthless
Incels are more ruthless, and much more judgemental. Normalfags aren't a monolith. I know you're traumatized by what some of them did to you back in school, but not every normalfag is a bully. Some of them are kind and empathetic, much more so than your regular online celibate

>>82503848
real life is shallow enough and apps just crank that up to a million. if you're unattractive and don't have a massive penis i fail to see the point of using a dating app.

>Have you tried not running away from the inevitable confrontation of giving suicide a go
ftfy and no and i'm gonna do it right now thank you

>>82500284
yeah I love his stuff too, I like that he depicts realistic relationships with their ups and downs. I hope when I get my fbf we are able to work through our problems in a healthy way.

>>82503388
>high school is a good litmus test for how the rest of your life will go
No it isn't. Your mindset is literally stuck in that place. It explains everything, how you see the world through the caged lenses of a boy who had a terrible time in school.
I know that pain too well. I too was a loser back in school, we all were. But it doesn't have to be that way forever. School is over. Adult life is so fucking different, so much less toxic and violent.
You are not an ugly loser, but you think you are one, and that's too hard on yourself. You're not the same bullied boy you were back then. You can rise above it all.
>how much adult life is just high school tier drama shit
It's the opposite really. It's amazing how your every opinion is a complete far fetched 180 degree from reality. That too shows us you have not experienced many things after high school. Please anon, give yourself a chance. You don't have to be the lonercel. That's not you, you're more than that.

>>82503865
You would rather kill yourself than going to a single date with someone you met on dating apps?
Anon you need therapy for sure. Let's get to the bottom of this. There's some deeper unresolved issue here

>I want Chad
>Realise I'm too ugly for Chad
>Give up

>>82503901
like i said i'm happy you found "your people" but not everyone is so fortunate and lucky. lots of people go through life alone like me.

>>82503053
The tagmap website has been dead for years, no one uses it anymore.

>>82503863
Real life isn't shallow. Being permanently online without irl experiences is shallow. This place is shallow.
Real life is what you make of it. And you make nothing of it.
If you are unattractive, date other unattractive boys. Problem solved.
Your big penis obsession is really weird, do you have a micro penis? Because that would be justifiable

>>82500860
>consenting cannibalism
i'm onto you murderkun! you can disguise your posting style but you can't hide who u r!!!

>>82503863
>fail to see the point of using a dating app
The point is to quit being a lonely celibate who has never even kissed or held hands before. Being unattractive is only a problem if you want an attractive partner and are unwilling to give your looksmatch a chance.

just milked a boy's cock while eating his ass to completion

>>82503950
What if you are unattractive and you try to give your looksmatch a chance but they only want chad?

>>82503939
>do you have a micro penis?
anyone who doesn't have a huge dick nowadays might as well yeah. that's why i'm neurotic about it.

>>82503914
That's what incel life is all about.
>Can't have it perfect? So I'll have nothing

too many trans posters
why cant they just create /r9trans/

>>82503923
The point is, do you really have to go through life alone? Are you truly incompatible with all groups, or are you making an effort to stay isolated and never give anyone irl a chance to show how much you're wrong?

>>82503973
there is legitimately no point in interacting with society if you're unattractive. people do not want you around but don't say it outright and instead treat you as lesser in subtle ways.

>>82503973
Actually pissed me off once even some guy who was perfect but lived on the other side of the world offered me a online relationship and it lasted for a month. Now I know what it's like to have a perfect e-bf and I can't settle for less even if I don't deserve it.

>>82503315
>Doesn't help people kept telling me to wait for that one special person to lose virginity to.
Worst possible advice. Definitely incel core. The sort of shit will listen to here.
I'll tell you how to take the first step. Download dating apps today and use them. Talk to a gay guy near you. Meet him. Look at him in the eye. Even if it's just talking, even if it goes nowhere, it's a real life experience that you need so bad. It will change your life around. You'll see.

>>82504009
>lasted for a month
what about any of that would make it the perfect e-bf in your eyes? he have a nice ass?

>>82504003
>no point in interacting with society if you're unattractive
What shallowness is this? Now you're the one who's being vain and frivolous and superficial. You think life is only worth if you're chad? That's one more instance of you wanting perfection, or nothing.
The point of interacting with society is not being the lonely incel sperg that you have become

>>82504056
>You think life is only worth if you're chad?
i am living proof that yes people treat you worse and actively avoid you if you're unattractive and awkward as a man.

>>82504009
>online relationship
Some bullshit online fling that wasn't even real. Worst than a scam. You need something irl, not another anonymous ghost
>I can't settle for less
One more time you're making the same mistake, again. "I'll have it perfect or I'll have nothing".
Don't do that.

>>82503971
>Porn addicted, detached from reality take
It's fucking amazing how all your opinions are the opposite of real life. Truly a delusional queen.

>>82504068
Maybe people treat you worse because of other reasons, not your appearance? I mean right now you're coming across as an extremely shallow and superficial person who see the world through this completely aberrant lenses of incel culture.
In anyway you don't have anywhere near enough experience to come up with those conclusions. Your prejudices are internet fueled delusions, not reality

>>82504100
i wouldn't be porn addicted if i wasn't gatekept from socialization and relationships because of circumstances out of my control. like being ugly with a pencil dick.

>>82504009
I had something kinda similar and I feel like I blew it, right down to only lasting less than a month.
https://youtu.be/oUQ9ZKUt2XQ?si=b6wHAEFX7wT-ROpy&t=83

>>82502222
>Great for mental health. Still not what "productivity" means in the larger scale.
just say your definition of productivity is activity that makes mone you bakamoron nincompoop!

>>82504157
the good news is that if it was an LDR it wasn't going to work anyway (unless one of you wasn't a NEET and would actually be willing to fly to see/fuck eachother)

hue what do you think i should do if i have no asshole

>>82504201
not him, but you got a mouth, don't you?

>>82504191
yeah I'm NEET and he wasn't, but he wasn't willing to import me, when it came down to spending money on short term pleasure and seeing me; I never was worth it over that hit of dope.

>>82504201
Mouth, hands, penis

>>82504131
Right now you aren't being gatekept by anyone, no one is ostracizing you, no one is excluding you: you do all that by yourself.
You could right now get to the dating apps and experience something different, something new. Ugly? Date your looksmatch.
What's that? You are being kept alone by your own high standards that you can't afford?
At least you don't have anyone else to blame

>>82504229
sounds like you didn't blow it if it was never going to work, then. it happens when people try to couple up because of infatuation and it ends up whittling after the excitement wears off. desu i'd never do an LDR unless they were very interested in me and that desire for intimacy lasted for months and they were willing to fly out to me or pay for me to fly out. basically, unless they're willing to accept your lack of monetary putting in and pull all the weight themselves and show that agreement over a longer period of time, it's just not worth trying.

>>82504288
*in a situation where I was a NEET, I mean

>>82504273
>Date your looksmatch.
my looksmatch would still want a big dick.

>>82504288
yeah, you're right, I was way more into him than he was into me so for that reason it would never work. It breaks my heart to think about that, how he didn't really love me like I loved him, I knew him for years before the relationship began; the whole situation makes me feel worthless, like being with me is directly tied to a dollar amount and that amount is less than $500.

>>82504088
Yeah, it just doesn't help that I spiralled after he left. The recovery lasted way longer than the relationship, and I'm still constantly thinking about him. We haven't spoken in 3 months and I keep being tempted to message him

Creepy confessions.

>>82504354
>I knew him for years before the relationship began
how'd you two end up hooking up then? you just keep pushing for intimacy until he relented?

>like being with me is directly tied to a dollar amount and that amount is less than $500.
sorry, bro, but that's not how it is. it sucks to be rebuffed by someone you care about deeply, but it doesn't speak to your value as a person. sounds like for one reason or another he didn't think that was going to be a good longterm prospect. that's not you being worthless, just a difference in relationship priorities and preferences. that still hurts, but at least it's not a universal thing and you can find it with someone else.

>>82504382
everyone is a bit of a creep and a freak. makes it more liberating socializing every day to know that.

Creepy upchucking chad stacy bottom whore with no asshole

>Cute gay friend I've known for nearly 7 years became horrified at the thought that I might have feelings for him
Brutal, how do I recover from this?

>>82504414
yeah and the only way to get social acceptance is whether or not you regularly have sex.

im not a creep nobody has even implied i am a creep

You ever danced with the gaycel in the pale hyperborea light?

>>82504402
>how'd you two end up hooking up then?
one day he just said "you're my bf now!" at first I didn't know how I felt, but that was the best month of my life.
>doesn't speak to your value as a person
I know in my head that's not how things are, but it still hurts my heart and I can't help how I feel about it, I'll find someone else just fine, he even told me I deserve better than him; but I don't care what I deserve, he's who I want. He did ruin our friendship with that sadly, it just hurts me too much to still even be his friend.

i'm just exhausted by it honestly. knowing no matter what i'd do it would never be enough to be seen as someone worthy of sex simply because the spark of attraction would never be there for me since i am ugly and not tall. brutal blackpill. nothing matters more than those first few seconds of possible attraction.

>>82504470
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S OVER FOR YOU, YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF
but since you are going to kill yourself you might as well download a dating app and try your luck first

>>82504519
i will honestly actually kill myself before i ever go through the humiliation ritual that is dating apps.

>>82504450
now while you were a NEET and that isn't the most conducive for a relationship, it sounds like it was mostly on him. he set the terms of the relationship and then he backed out. desu, you know him better than me, but pulling the "it's me, not you" card is usually just a convenient way to get out of a relationship without having to acknowledge that he may not have felt as strongly about the relationship anymore.

>but I don't care what I deserve, he's who I want.
it's just one of those things you get over by actually finding other people you can feel about how you did him. maybe it doesn't go away completely, but it does get replaced in a sense as you find someone else that you can focus that desire of building a life together with on.

>it just hurts me too much to still even be his friend.
yeah, that's how things go with romantic relationships: when they end, so often does the relationship as a whole end. sucks

it's also funny to me how the people who reeeeeeeee the loudest about you not trying or being insecure usually more often than not are tall and attractive with a large penis. so all the advice from such people just feels insincere and phony. they don't get it so why should they give out advice when they can't relate at all and live in a different reality? i don't understand.

>>82504535
thanks for listening pal, we'll get over our struggles one way or another.

ai generated posts

>>82504677
yes the entire internet is just a handful of indians using ai now we get it. hilarious.

in hindsight it's pointless for me to vent in this general at all because you're all chad or chadlite tops or twink/femboy bottoms. fuck this board and fuck this general i hate all of you. bye.

i dont read any of those sex or dating posts

i wish i owned a gun

>>82505087
just go into a gunstore and buy one

>>82505132
no gun license

I am a woman with a vagina and I am an active poster in this thread. None of you seem to notice this however

>>82505165
>needing a license
lamee

This place really fell off lately, so boring
Goodbye forever

>>82505170
i wouldve known about it if you had a real vagina

>>82505271
I am a woman with XX chromosomes and a vagina and you have not noticed this once

>go on iknowwhatyoudownload.com
>NO ONE around me is downloading gay porn
What's the point

>>82505317
not possible. i can instantly recognize an XX real life woman

>>82505331
why would you download gay porn

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of

I've had enough of scheming
And messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside
I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question:
Do you want to be rich?

>>82505343
Your woman recognizing guard is down because you are in what you presumed to be a male only space. This is why I have been so successful in my invasion you see

why of course I know that man: he's me

fucked up sleep schedule and nothing to look forward to.
if school was hell, I'd consider this limbo.

>>82505391
axe wound isnt a vagina tranny

Doing this to neet bf

>>82505391
hmm no my reading is never wrong. never has been and never will be
>>82505506
dont say that

hi gays

>>82490020 (OP)
Im an FTM gaycel
SAD!

>>82505603
what will you have him power? if it's just a lightbulb what will you light up?

>>82505668
hi
or i mean

>>82504339
Date your looksmatch who doesn't care about dick size. Yes he exists, just reach out to him.

>>82505331
that website never works for me and I use gaytorrent daily

>>82505436
looks cool in this pic but not really a fan of the bing images

can love bloom on a threadfield?

>>82505842
>or i mean
wat

Do all straight men (that are sociable) talk openly about how much they want to fuck women? I'm trying to figure out whether this guy I know is a closet homosexual or just a gentleman.

>>82506078
yeah no pretty much, I thought I was weird for not being that interested in sex when most guys were talking about it near non stop. comments on passing girls and what not etc. some do very obviously just overcompensate, but I think it falls under category of guy talk desu. Ive sorta embraced it at this point

>>82506100
Honestly yeah I've been the same way, so seeing a guy not engage in that talk is making my gaydar go off.
>tfw can't test effectiveness of gaydar because too cowardly

just fucking end me

>>82506270
*pulls you in and we gently kiss with our eyes closed as I put a huge revolver to my head in such a way it blasts both of our skulls open killing us instantly mid-kiss*

>>82506140
Just play the grindr notification sound out loud, you can always play it off as fucking with them for fun.

>>82506289
don't get my hopes up creepy incel freak because that will never happen

i'd say i'm like 1% human

i should be ground into dust and used as bone meal

i should be ground into dust and used as penis growth pills

>>82506930
creepy post

daddy fucked our family up for good

the creeper

>>82507109
creepuh
awwwww mannnnnnn

SO WE BACK IN THE MINE
GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE

>>82506078
>all
No, only the vast majority of them. Most of the times when guy seems uninterested in girls and play it off as asexual, he's dl.

older bf that saw 9/11 on TV x younger bf that wasn't alive during 9/11 but constantly jokes about it.

>>82505390
ghhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i love pics like this smmmm
>>82503053
>>82503928
there's still a steady stream of a few new people on tagmap every week [for my tags at least], rarely an r9gay nigga
much more r9k and gay people, as well as looking for frens, but those tags are obvious
revive r9gay tagmapppp ;-;

>>82507527
if it's posted in an OP the janny used to nuke the thread, so idk if it's allowed.

Everyday I'm starting to believe more in dead internet theory. Either that or the internet is full of sociopaths. It's very hard to meet people in real life that have similar "mindsets" as me but I guess that's the only way I'm gonna make friends. I feel so fucking lonely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QctavC281es

what if we are all just brains in a jar?

>>82507805
what's your mindset like

weekly shower taken, the fat neet is clean and very hungry and craving a 1am snack

>>82507644
based jan

>>82507869
Hard to say, but if I was forced to summarize I'd say like a slightly more positive version of the average 4chan users. With their usual social beliefs except for the egregious racism part

>>82507901
so basically a conservative?

>>82507940
Socially I guess? I'm not political

>>82507968
>socially conservative gay
reroll

yea haha i bet anon is an introvert too lol probably doesnt like bothering people and uses and indoor voice what a faker

being the most awful and nasty human being on the internet allows me to be a super patient and kind person in real life.

>>82508083
This resonates with me

>>82505165
they are easy to make.

>>82505695
Do you pass? Originally

>not tall enough to be Chad
>not short enough to be cute
Being 5'9" is LITERAL hell

I want to marry a woman and have a son with her and have sex with the son

Well the problem is I'm not an insane person while far too many people in real life and online are insane people.

>>82508234
you losers will find any reason to be insecure about yourselves. It's so tiring. Don't you get tired of being weak and afraid constantly?

>>82508392
>t. guy who isn't horrifically unpleasant to look at and probably a sex haver

>>82508234
Well, I'm 5'9 and I'm adorable so you'll be fine.

>>82508506
You are, at best, average looking. 5'9" is not a cute height.

The age of consent in my country is 14 but he will probably never consent to having sex with a disgusting unc such as myself.

>>82505695
hi jamie
you were muted for -1 seconds because your comme-

>>82508353
that's dangerous, what if you have a daughter?

>>82508416
Are you sure you are that ugly and not just insecure and mentally ill with low self esteem and no positive reinforcement due to social isolation?

>>82508619
If a woman marries me, that means she's probably willing to bend to my BPD whims so sex selective abortion is not off the table

>>82508518
>5'9" is not a cute height.
Just because you don't find yourself fuckable doesn't mean that every human being standing at 5'9 is unfuckable.

>>82508637
How do I become a normie after a lifetime of being an inept loser

>>82508684
You don't "become a normie". However you can gradually get better at the socialization skill. At some point you reach out to the other social rejects and outcast normalfags, and they will embrace you as one of their own.
Start by having a date in public with a man of your choosing.

>>82508684
just do everything youve been doing until now and then do the opposite

>>82508801
been talking to a cute trans girl i matched with off tinder when do i become a normie

>>82508838
Go out with her, then

The sex urges haven't left since my 35th bday a month and a half ago, I'm a virgin but I never felt this way before, it doesn't matter if I masturbate or not, the urge is just there, I spent the last 2 months constantly thinking about sex, this is killing me, it's not strong enough to make me install a dating app, not yet, but I'm getting closer and closer to my breaking point

>>82508859
These urges are part of our minds and will follow us to our deathbeds.
I don't know why you cling to your virginity so hard

>>82508859
lose your v card to a cute tranny

>>82508859
Installing a dating app is not a shame nor a weakness, anon. You're not breaking. You're close to breaking your cocoon of isolation and finally tasting a little bit of what life has to offer

>>82508859
your thus far protected virginity will be claimed by a cute questionably aged twink.

>>82508866
>ill follow us to our deathbeds.
I refuse to believe it, there must be something wrong with my hormonal level or my body, I wasn't like this before, this fucking sucks.

>>82508866
>>82508874
It's not about my virginity, I'm a pretty sensitive person and the idea of letting a random person touch my body is awful, I don't want casual sex, I don't wanna have sex with a person I don't deeply trust and know for a long time but I'm not ready to be in a relationship
In order for me to share my body I would require a romantic relationship or a strong friendship bond, knowing someone like that requires a lot of time together, I am not ready for a relationship, I am really bad at keeping bonds, I have problems maintaining my friendships because I like to be alone and I'm extremely selfish, I'm pretty much a loner, I don't wanna be messaging someone every day, perhaps one day I might change but right now my life is a mess and I'm not ready for a relationship, I don't want this feeling of lust occupying my mind all day long, I want it gone.
>>82508873
Nope, I don't like trannies, I like men.

>>82500444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo92iIPOYY4

>>82508993
>35 yo virgin
>Still hung up on incel core bullshit over casual sex
the sexual repression is just too strong, I don't think my slut powers are enough to convince you to try

>>82509034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn_Z-Vx6PaQ

>>82508993
>I'm not ready
>I'm not ready
>I'm not ready
That's three times in one post. Anon you're on your fourth decade on this planet. There's no such thing as "being ready". Face this challenge. Leap into the unknown. Have you ever kissed before? You're willing to kiss a stranger, right?

I want to have sex but my work schedule conflicts with everyone else's. Also, I can't drive.

>>82509070
i'm losing my virginity soon to a mtf boy

rename this to the annoying faggot whore general already

Meow It's my bday tday

>>82509355
happy birthday Meow!! Yippee!

>>82492088
Man I truly am surrounded by homos.
I just wish you wouldn't come into my boys' love threads on /a/ with your weird homo opinions and headcanons. Enjoy your roiders at your own pleasure.

only ONE anon wished me a happy birthday when it was my birthday wtf
>>82509355
happy bday mr. meowzers

>>82509070
>>82509095
I barely can socialize bros, I freak out every time someone touches me IRL, I am scared of a relationship, I want to be in a better place before trying, I need to clean my place and get better hygiene habits, I am a mess.
>>82509095
>Have you ever kissed before?
I kissed a friend when we were highchool classmates, his family was moving to a different city the next day and he told me he liked me so at least we got that kiss before he left, that was 20 years ago.
>You're willing to kiss a stranger, right?
No, I need to know someone before doing such thing.

>>82503025
he showed up, that's more than his date did

>>82509528
I'd go find your niche thread on /a/ to make you mad but the first time I posted there I got a global ban for a few days so I'm staying off for good.

>>82509396
>>82509610
Yay meowwwww yay

>>82502996
>fawning and flirting.
whaaat? straight men don't do that! i'm just a high-toblerone macho macho man looking for a /r9gay gf/(male) i'd never do anything homosexual like that!
t. furiously masturbating to anon's textpost rn

fresh plate
>>82509637
>>82509637

>>82509731
Happy b-day! hope it turns out opawesome!

>>82509830
Yay

It's raining, hard