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Anonymous No.82505713 [Report] >>82505742 >>82505755 >>82506945 >>82507117 >>82507761 >>82507832 >>82507904 >>82507951
>get my first gf as a 28 year old virgin
>cute dorky 21 year old girl I met at my climbing gym
>non stop thinking about all the kinky rough sex we'll have
>finally get to lose my virginity yesterday
>doesn't even know how to arch her back properly during doggy

fuck my life, it was so awkward, she's into missionary and a lot of kissing. I want her to ride me like in porn, and I want to jackhammer her pussy from behind and cum inside her, she also makes me wear condoms which fucking sucks, the whole thing was such a let down.
Anonymous No.82505731 [Report]
attack her with your phallus
Anonymous No.82505742 [Report]
>>82505713 (OP)
>i have a gf and sex my life is so bad bohoo
i cry myself silently into sleep listening to mommy asmr every day you fucking shit nigger
Anonymous No.82505755 [Report] >>82505777
>>82505713 (OP)
>like in porn
*sigh*
femcels are right. we suck.
Anonymous No.82505777 [Report] >>82506827 >>82506950 >>82507128 >>82507842
>>82505755
desu I'm a femcel and whenever I fuck I make sure I fuck them good and properly drain their balls. Sex is an important part of a relationship and if you can't even make an effort to satisfy your man properly in bed then maybe you don't deserve one, at least not one worth having.
Anonymous No.82506827 [Report]
>>82505777
You are not amusing. Go fuck yourself, creep.
Anonymous No.82506945 [Report] >>82507981
>>82505713 (OP)
This is pretty decent bait
Anonymous No.82506950 [Report]
>>82505777
Trips of truth have confirmed a thot
Anonymous No.82507117 [Report]
>>82505713 (OP)
>> like in porn
Well when you're getting your ideas from fucking PornHub, yeah, you're gonna have issues, dipshit.
Anonymous No.82507128 [Report]
>>82505777
Can you fuck me good and drain my balls properly next please. I'm hot
Anonymous No.82507761 [Report]
>>82505713 (OP)
>she's into missionary and a lot of kissing
that's god-tier though you tasteless fuck
Anonymous No.82507832 [Report]
>>82505713 (OP)
Stop whining and be happy you faggot.
Anonymous No.82507842 [Report]
>>82505777
I made a femcel wear a skirt (she seriously borrowed it from her thot friend) and then drained my balls in her ass.
Anonymous No.82507904 [Report]
>>82505713 (OP)
>she's into missionary and a lot of kissing
fuck bro that sounds fucking horrible. You need to fuckin break up with this evil bitch ASAP!
And give me her picture and phone# so I can make sure no man ever falls victim to her schemes again
Anonymous No.82507951 [Report]
>>82505713 (OP)
Shut the fuck up you tremendous porn addicted faggot I've never even held a girl's hand
Anonymous No.82507981 [Report]
>>82506945
Phase 2: screencap and post it on Xitter/Reddit with "why are men like this?"
Phase 3: screencap those and post them here with ">world's least pornrotted moid"

You'll never guess what Phase 4 is