Thread 82505713

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Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:49:50 AM No.82505713 [Report] >>82505742 >>82505755 >>82506945 >>82507117 >>82507761 >>82507832 >>82507904 >>82507951

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>get my first gf as a 28 year old virgin
>cute dorky 21 year old girl I met at my climbing gym
>non stop thinking about all the kinky rough sex we'll have
>finally get to lose my virginity yesterday
>doesn't even know how to arch her back properly during doggy

fuck my life, it was so awkward, she's into missionary and a lot of kissing. I want her to ride me like in porn, and I want to jackhammer her pussy from behind and cum inside her, she also makes me wear condoms which fucking sucks, the whole thing was such a let down.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:51:36 AM No.82505731 [Report]

attack her with your phallus

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:52:35 AM No.82505742 [Report]

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>>82505713 (OP)
>i have a gf and sex my life is so bad bohoo
i cry myself silently into sleep listening to mommy asmr every day you fucking shit nigger

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:54:00 AM No.82505755 [Report] >>82505777

>>82505713 (OP)
>like in porn
*sigh*
femcels are right. we suck.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:56:39 AM No.82505777 [Report] >>82506827 >>82506950 >>82507128 >>82507842

>>82505755
desu I'm a femcel and whenever I fuck I make sure I fuck them good and properly drain their balls. Sex is an important part of a relationship and if you can't even make an effort to satisfy your man properly in bed then maybe you don't deserve one, at least not one worth having.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:30:48 AM No.82506827 [Report]

>>82505777
You are not amusing. Go fuck yourself, creep.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:47:10 AM No.82506945 [Report] >>82507981

>>82505713 (OP)
This is pretty decent bait

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:48:15 AM No.82506950 [Report]

>>82505777
Trips of truth have confirmed a thot

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:10:30 AM No.82507117 [Report]

>>82505713 (OP)
>> like in porn
Well when you're getting your ideas from fucking PornHub, yeah, you're gonna have issues, dipshit.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:13:18 AM No.82507128 [Report]

>>82505777
Can you fuck me good and drain my balls properly next please. I'm hot

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 6:38:55 AM No.82507761 [Report]

>>82505713 (OP)
>she's into missionary and a lot of kissing
that's god-tier though you tasteless fuck

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 6:48:16 AM No.82507832 [Report]

>>82505713 (OP)
Stop whining and be happy you faggot.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 6:49:44 AM No.82507842 [Report]

>>82505777
I made a femcel wear a skirt (she seriously borrowed it from her thot friend) and then drained my balls in her ass.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 6:56:20 AM No.82507904 [Report]

>>82505713 (OP)
>she's into missionary and a lot of kissing
fuck bro that sounds fucking horrible. You need to fuckin break up with this evil bitch ASAP!
And give me her picture and phone# so I can make sure no man ever falls victim to her schemes again

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 7:01:12 AM No.82507951 [Report]

>>82505713 (OP)
Shut the fuck up you tremendous porn addicted faggot I've never even held a girl's hand

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 7:04:42 AM No.82507981 [Report]

>>82506945
Phase 2: screencap and post it on Xitter/Reddit with "why are men like this?"
Phase 3: screencap those and post them here with ">world's least pornrotted moid"

You'll never guess what Phase 4 is