Thread 82506718

I realized that my ideal girlfriend is basically just a mentor that will teach me things and groom me into her ideal partner and help me develop life skills to fix my shit....kinda pathetic huh.
I'm in my early 30's so it's way too late to discover this about myself I think. Makes me sad I missed out on the chance to get saved by a hag.

u need a life coach my nigga not a gf

>>82506718 (OP)
I'm literally that girl in the pic thanks for giving me so much positivity of myself in one shitpost. We're ALL going to make it.

>>82506718 (OP)
>Makes me sad I missed out on the chance to get saved by a hag.
if it makes you feel better, you wouldve never had a chance anyway and neither would anybody else because this shit just doesnt happen man

>>82506745
you dumb bitch you aren't a cartoon

>>82506718 (OP)
i'm 28 and i kinda think i want the same thing
life skills are things i already have though, but i want a girl to show me love and affection instead, to show me what it's like to actually have a partner
who knows, i may find such a girl yet, but here's the thing
we shouldn't tie ourselves down to age in that aspect, your mentor could be younger than you yes and there's nothing wrong with that

>>82506745
you are much, much appreciated for being like this then
consider yourself hugged, you'll make a guy very happy

>>82506760
I've been sober all my life unfortunately haha
>>82506764
Thanks anon, I hope so, consider yourself hugged back.

>>82506748
it's happened to some guys i know. usually what happens is their parents set them up with a girl that has her shit together with the understanding that she can fix him, and men are a lot more "fixable" than women so they just latch onto her and do whatever she says and become a productive member of society. this is actually common in some cultures.

I've tried therapy but I think without the romance element or positive reinforcement I just can't get my shit together because I'm extremely lonely.

>>82506745
I kinda doubt it because a girl like that would've been married a decade ago. I checked the 30+ thread on /soc/ and it's literally a bunch of 30+ year old virgin men interacting with 30+ year old women in happy marriages looking to emotionally cheat on their husband(or physically cheat sometimes) and it's just very depressing how shit works out that way.

>>82506800
Liberal parents, studying, work, a few close nerd friends. Nothing ever happened, now I don't even think about finding a man anymore.
I really hate cuck fetishists (female) and cheaters. They should just break up.

>>82506718 (OP)
>a mentor that will teach me things and groom me into her ideal partner and help me develop life skills to fix my shit
youre supposed to be the one doing these things for your girlfriend, thoughbeit

>>82506791
oh thank you, i wasn't expecting that, lol
for the sake of conversation (even though i have no time left and must go sleep for my job tomorrow), can you tell us some of the points in the picture that you can relate to?
and if you're really better with computers than zoomer software engineers (which is likely), well... god help us, kek

>>82506853
Not exactly "gibbed" since I'm esl, but I keep referencing Turok Rage Wars death screen messages while playing games. I also play tf2.
I'm 29. So, I lied, sorry.
The staying up late and tired part too, I love sleep. I wasn't too deep in forums but I got in a phase of participating really emotionally in SMBX forums a few years ago.
I love cooking and I love me home, and every time I'm with younger friends I complain about their dirty kitchen, heh.
I love elder scrolls so much, both the old ones and the new ones, hoping they don't fuck up the upcoming one.
The thing that fits the worst is the computer savviness unfortunately. I keep getting asked by guys about PC things when I mention I play videogames all day and I can only respond "uhh".
And I live for my work. Speaking of, I gotta go to work. Bye 4n0ns.

>>82506844
What do you mean by liberal parents? I don't really understand how that relates to your virginity.
Wanna date though? Maybe we can fix both our problems.

>>82506850
Yeah but the problem is I don't like being in that position desu. Being in the provider/mentor role makes me constantly second-guess myself over whether I'm grooming them correctly or giving bad advice etc that they might resent me for later. I much prefer the passive role in relationships where the girl takes the lead and is generally confident in advocating for herself and sharing her opinions but not oppressive or overly narcissistic. I guess that's too much to ask desu I'm just thinking aloud here but I'll probably continue waiting for my Misaki until I'm on my deathbed.

>>82506718 (OP)
32 and missed out on young love and all, but wouldn't mind a girl like this (minus the dommy mommy undertones) if she were a virgin, basically impossible though

>>82506902
>esl
interesting, same here though
if you end up checking back here and the thread is still up, mind telling me what's your first language?

>I love sleep.
same, my dreams are too good for me not to
>I wasn't too deep in forums
me neither but i participated in a few for some old games i used to play, i forgot the name now but it was some garbage fps i found after i got tired of ut2004

>I love cooking
fuck yeah, same
>I complain about their dirty kitchen
note taken, i should do the same if given the chance

>elder scrolls
ironically never played those since i never had a good enough pc to run them back in the day and by then it was already too late

>The thing that fits the worst is the computer savviness unfortunately.
that's fine, i'm savvy enough on my own, lol
i'd teach you a thing or two but it's hard to bump into each other in this place...

>I live for my work.
work to live, don't live to work
but if you like your job, then why not?

cy@ l8r 4n0n.
was nice. me liek dis chat. gn.

>>82506942
i actually don't care that much for dommy mommy. i want a girl that wants to help me get my shit together so we can both live out our dreams together, not be my guardian. like someone that is like
>"hey anon, lemme help you apply for jobs so we can afford vacationing in japan together"
>"hey, could you try cooking dinner tonight? i'll eat whatever, so just do your best!"
y'kno someone that just enjoys your company and isn't looking to turn it into a fetish.
It really is too much to ask I think.

>>82506718 (OP)
>wants to show you a cool daggerfall mod
In a situation like that it is a tranny literally every single fucking time.

>>82506718 (OP)
My ideal girlfriend is a beloved deeply mentally ill slave that works so I can continue to be NEET despite being in my 30s

>>82506745
>WAGMI
>women all gonna make it

>>82506913
yeah but basically all women want to feel like a pretty princess being taken care of. if you do find a woman that likes being the head of the relationship shes gonna ultimately resent you in the end because thats just not the natural state of things and it just doesnt really work

>>82506983
would you take the initiative and do all of these things for her in return

>>82507227
yeah, the last girl I dated said encouragement and being helpful when it comes to others is one of the few things I'm good at. I just can't help myself because I don't like myself lmao.

would you enjoy being guided by someone who knows what should have been done but did not do it
would that not annoy you
would you not leave eventually, overwhelmed by pity and disappointment, once you've achieved success off of her knowledge that did nothing for her
would you not then wonder what a 20-year-old could do for you if a stupid ass loser 30-year-old pulled off that much

>>82506718 (OP)
I just like a more assertive woman. I want a woman who's as obsessed with me as I am with her. Unfortunately normalfags tend to love shallowly.

>>82507261
I don't think that's how people usually think, or at least that's not how I react to people trying to help me. Usually when you go through the effort of fixing someone it creates a sense of undying loyalty and devotion in them and a desire from them to "pay it back" in some way. Or at least, I'd like to think so. The few times people have reached out to help me in the past I've always felt eternally grateful and tried to reciprocate whenever possible.

You gotta be careful though because there's a lot of NEETs out there that just wanna use you for a place to stay and will abandon you as soon as they get a tiny bit of confidence. It helps with us older men that they at least know what they want out of life and aren't gonna suddenly change their mind about dating a hag, I suppose.

>>82507261
nigga not everyone is as much as a failure as you

ive known people with their shit together that are way smarter than me and have so much experience to share

if not for them i would still be a bedrotting robot but now im a cyborg which can survive in normie life

>>82507356
desu, I kept trying to be this for someone for years
I know looking for love on 4chan is doomed to fail, and I've accidentally cultivated myself a bias based on a limited, homogeneous pool
but man, am I ever scared to try again now
maybe the disappoint is calling from inside the house

>>82507399
then you don't want a hag from /r9k/, and I'm not sure why you're posting here

I experienced something like this with an egirl once. It didn't work, I wasn't enough of a man and I massively fucked up. Also, she is younger than me.

>>82507405
What's the issue in your case? Do they abandon you after a while? Or do you lose faith in them after trying and failing to get them to improve?
I feel you I've had so many 4chan "relationships" that never go anywhere but leave a permanent scar anyways. I don't think I could ever date someone I didn't know used imageboards though. I feel like my sense of humor and general mannerisms are too influenced by imageboard culture and "normies" just make me feel like I'm an idiot for referencing jokes they don't understand or talking about weird things.

I think I'm genuinely ready to pursue this type of relationship now which is why it's hitting me hard that I somewhat missed out. I spent my 20's in a depressive haze, refusing to go outside or interact with anyone, and now that I finally got medicated and started looking at ways to "improve" I realize it's a very lonely existence being "behind" everyone else I guess.

>>82506718 (OP)
is it too late if i realized this as a 22 year old loser with no friends

>>82506745
would

>>82506718 (OP)
i kinda want to be a provider for a housewife like this but i have never found a girl willing to love me

>>82507491
>is it too late if i realized this as a 22 year old loser with no friends
no that's the ideal age to realize this. find a hag that likes younger men and cling to her for dear life.

>>82507475
>I don't think I could ever date someone I didn't know used imageboards though. I feel like my sense of humor and general mannerisms are too influenced by imageboard culture and "normies" just make me feel like I'm an idiot for referencing jokes they don't understand or talking about weird things.
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
>it's hitting me hard that I somewhat missed out. I spent my 20's in a depressive haze, refusing to go outside or interact with anyone
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

I usually just get ghosted eventually; I dunno, the internet makes everything feel ephemeral, I think zoomers just don't ever actually really think of an online relationship as something that could become real
maybe
lol
I like to think that if I could ever get far enough in that we meet in person, I would have a better shot

>>82507504
ok cool maybe its not over
how do i find a woman like this (i have no social life and attend university so i dont meet anyone outside my age range)

>>82507517
alright lets try it, you got a discord or email? its ok if not dw nona.

>I usually just get ghosted eventually; I dunno, the internet makes everything feel ephemeral
this is true which is why i dont really mind or get upset that women eventually get bored or move on. i dont wanna hold someone hostage in a relationship that just results in them wasting years of their life with someone they may never meet. i do want to meet up if possible but no one wants to travel across the country just for a date.

>I think zoomers just don't ever actually really think of an online relationship as something that could become real
i've had this experience with girls of all ages desu but to be fair to them it's better for their personal growth to go out and touch grass i guess so I can't help but cheer them on even if it means I get left behind every time. ironically i've "fixed" a girl into taking her meds and going outside and enrolling in college and it just resulted in us never having time to hang out anymore and me being extremely lonely. she never even broke up with me, we just stopped talking as her replies got less and less frequent. i could tell she wasnt trying to get rid of me but still its very lonely being "ghosted" in that way after trying your best to help someone. I hope she's happy tho.

>>82507414
ya i dont want a r9k hag
i still come here to troll trannies and just ignore all the copy pasted incel spam

>>82506718 (OP)
>gibbed
>daggerfall mod
She's a bit further up there than 30 at this point but it hurts in my chest that I don't have her
When the fuck is zoomie recession anyways
I paid my dues, they can't get off scott free
All they got is their shitposting bags pumped at the cost of runaway inflation, fuck you fags

>>82507809
zoomers had COVID during college and also the rise of AI and crypto scams ruining their career prospects. I wouldn't say they got off scott free.
every single zoomer that majored in computer science and graduated after 2021 is currently unemployed.

>She's a bit further up there than 30 at this point
We still used gibbed in the 00's when I was playing TF2 as a teenager so I think its relevant for another few years. Daggerfall should probably be replaced with Morrowind at this point. Or Dwarf Fortress/Factorio. Or obscure untranslated Japanese retro games that she somehow has an encyclopedic knowledge of. Man...I'm so lonely...

>>82507690
I want an r9k hag where are they I want one

>>82506745
>woman sees post
>makes it about herself
>throws aside the possible hopes and dreams of another anon
>acts like shes with us
kinda weird how common this happens, well sorry anon hopfully something good happens

>>82506718 (OP)
>I'm older than the girl in a hag meme and I'm still a virgin
Feels bad man

>>82506718 (OP)
your image should probably mention her high body count
and waning fertility

>>82506745
Cringe go away and stop copying OUR (male) banter

>>82508727
I'll take that virginity from you if you're female. If you're not, I'll take a different virginity from you if you get my drift (no homo).