Thread 82510866

Got a gf? A wife?
How's it going? Post stories, brags, advice, anything really.

>>82510866 (OP)
don't have a gf OP but would sure like to have hotty

>>82510866 (OP)
>be me
>on a 6 hour train interstate
>my eyessight is fucked
>train stops in a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>i think it is my stop (it isn't)
>i am now a legally blind guy stuck in bumfuck nowhere
>shit
>I ask stranger for help
>she is lovely
>she and I start talking. She is 19, a student, and has a really cute laugh.
>end up getting coffee
>she shows me around seeing as I am stuck for the time being
>we have a lot of fun
>she lets me sleep in an old caravan at her folks' place that night. The train will come back through tomorrow afternoon
>she brings me food and hot water bottles (no heater in the caravan)
>we end up hanging out and she watches (while I listen) to the Babadook and Oculus on her laptop
>hang out all the following day untill the train comes
>as we wait at the platform she kisses me
>I get aboard
>once home I text her
>I then spend the next year taking the 6 hour train trip every fortnight to her shitty town just to see her
>8 years later, we live on 2.57 hectares, have a son, and are married

AMA

>>82510970
She also made me this calendar (i have posted it before)

>>82510970
She wasnt really cute was she? Rate her butthole compared to the day you met her, has it blown out from all the anal stuff? Does she have hemmerhoid scars? Does her sphincter smell like poo sometimes when shes spread open.

>>82510979
I have a foreskin so I don't do anal.
And I don't know what her butthole looks like.

>>82510992
She seems to be a slut, youre so lucky. I dont believe you havent been jackhammering her asshole you dirty dick. Post some more porn of her to the men. We havent seen a live one in weeks.

>>82510970
Thats really sweet but something ive always wondered is how the hell do blind people text?

>>82511047
>we haven't seen a live one in weeks
Lmao. If it wasn't 12am i'd get her to do a vocaroo.
>slut
According to her I was her first.
But I am obligated to scold you for cslling my wife a slut.

>>82511059
I am happy to answer all blindoid questions.
I am legally blind, which neans I have very minimal sight but I am functionally blind. I have a shitload of accesibility apps so I can use my phone. Including TTS and magnifiers. I'll send a screenshot of my screen atm. Note that it is held up to about 3cm from my good eye.

>>82510866 (OP)
I had one until July because she cheated on me because I had to move away for a month because I was learning to fly air planes.

>>82511098
How did you find out?
Iriginal ststement

>>82511087
Oh well that makes enough sense thank you fren :>
Also two more questions, Im guessing the calendar she made is of pictures of her?
And how do you know where to aim when you piss?

>>82510866 (OP)
I dropped mine recently because she was an insufferable pile of a terrible person and i hope i can find one with a better personality.
But thats probably impossible so ill just stick to manipulating shallow and evil whores on discord for lewds

>>82511128
>pissing
I have to sit. (I know) what is worse is that I didn't have to before I lost my eyesight.
>calendar
I lack the eyesight to confirm it is her. But she has the outfits and the camera and the tripod and says it is her. So I assume it is.

>>82511148
How was the sex tho?

>>82510866 (OP)
I have an aspie neetwife that I met at a my little pony convention and I love her a lot. Recently she's been painting some 3d-printed bulbasaurs to use as halloween decorations. She spends a lot of time making outfits for her dolls. She is significantly taller than me which makes it extra fun to dom her.

>>82511203
Wtf is aspie?
She sounds feverishly autistic.
A critical role type.

>>82511235
>Wtf is aspie?
On the spectrum
>She sounds feverishly autistic.
She is. It's great.

>>82511263
She sounds like she might be a fatty. Confirm?

>>82511120
>been about a week after I get back from where I was at for a month
>notice she's friends with someone called sam on steam now
>she has no friends aside from her tranny brother, 'his' bf and their one other friend
>ask her about it claims it's a friend from work and not to worry about it
>first "long term relationship" (7 months) so I don't press further to not seem over bearing
>hang out with her the following day
>she's really insistent on getting korean bbq for some reason
>40 dollars per person
>after we get food we hang out in her room & she gets a tinder notification
>ask her about it and she just says she needs to delete it
>the day after that
>"I'm not interest in you sexually or romantically anymore because you weren't there for me etc"
>didn't care too much since I expected it at that point just wanted her to pay for her side of the korean bbq meal
>blocks me on everything and gets me banned from hinge so I'm exiled from the dating market now
I probably deserve it for not breaking up with her sooner

>>82511203
how often do u rape your useless neetwife? does she do anal? does she swallow cum and piss? does she cum quick? does she shave?

>>82511284
Yep, definitely chubby with big tits and ass

>>82511285
> so I don't press further to not seem over bearing
You failed the shit test.
Territorialness is a widely documented trait of male pairbonding. When a man is not territorial it signals that he is not invested. Thus not a reliable mate.

>>82511288
>how often do u rape your useless neetwife?
Depends on how you define rape but we have sex about twice a week on average and about half the time she actively consents and the other half I flirt and tease her until I can tell she wants it and just do it without asking.
>does she do anal?
Not recently but she used to. I don't enjoy anal as much as vaginal
>does she swallow cum and piss?
Nope.
>does she cum quick?
Fairly quick and she always has multiple orgasms.
>does she shave?
Unfortunately yes but I encourage her to do it less often. She has sensory issues with being too hairy.

>>82511387
>Nope
waste of time

>>82511387
Your pic isn't chubby. Thats horrifically obese.
Are you plapjak?

>>82511398
I prefer my cum to go into her cunt. The only part of her I'd pee into is her butt, but that's the only aspect of anal I find appealing so I don't have any motivation to make it happen.

>>82511415
Plapjak doesn't look like he's enjoying himself, so no.

>>82511421
Condom user or based impregnator?

The woman I fell in love with was a voluptuous brunette with a lovely bush

The woman she is now is a thin blonde (thanks ozempic) with skin hanging off her, shaved, and a cuntish attitude

never get married, women have a self destructive streak you can't control, eventually they will go full retard

>>82511438
No condoms of course

>>82511486
>The woman she is now is a thin blonde (thanks ozempic) with skin hanging off her, shaved, and a cuntish attitude
Sorry for your loss bro

>>82511198
I knew her online so i didnt bang her (thankfully) but i could make her horny with a couple words and from there on the flirting was exceptional, always trust an arthoe with flirting, incredible body as well

>>82510866 (OP)
>Jap wife
>4+ years together
>moved quickly in together after dating (covid era)
>proposed, marriedx2 (both in her and my country)
>first son right now, being a dad is something you cannot understand through words, only experience for yourself
Time flies

Side notes
>she has perfect bilingual capacity (almost trilingual)
>I'm bilingual as well, crunching japanese as a third language

It's almost definitely a situation I dreamt a lot about, even sometimes that my virgin self would have thought impossible, since I lurked r9k before the axing, after, and just ghostly pass here.

I'll provide any advice to the best of my ability, stories, anything except something that'll get me doxxed.

>>82511486
mine lazer'd her bush and is considering ozembig lmao

>>82511677
do you more or less look like the typical Azn Wife Starter Pack lanky reddit type male with a beard and glasses?

>>82511503
thanks brotha
>>82511678
don't let her near ozempic it's utter poison and caused huge personality changes in mine, it's the death knell for many a marriage now

>>82511677
What do you do for a living?

>>82511687
>personality changes
Is that due to the drug itself or due to a change in her perception of self? That happens a lot with women that have always been fatties

>>82510970
What shitty Hallmark movie is this from

>>82510979
Nigger he blind how would he tell

love my wife of 5 years, dating for 10
life is perfect
unfortunately i love to cook so we both got fat which is annoying because now i have high blood pressure and we're both 220lbs
i was 150 before covid but work from home kind of killed our motivation to work out and eat right
we're both uncertain of ozempic side effects but it would probably fix our problems if it wasn't so expensive

>>82510866 (OP)
I made it.
I have had multiple girlfriends
I have had multiple one night stands and hookups
I am now in a long-term relationship, and we are thinking about marriage
However....
I have since developed an insane addiction to femboys, ladyboys, and trannies. I want a tranny girlfriend so bad but it will ruin my life and relationships
I fucking love transwomen so much its breaking my dick and brain. Every time I have sex, I imagine my girlfriend with a penis

>>82510976
Based. I hope my future wife makes custom porn for me so my lustful moid eyes never wander. Ideally I'd quit porn altogether but I've used it for so long I think it would feel weird to just stop, especially since realistically she wouldn't be in the mood to satisfy my every boner. So if she made personal porn for me, she'd be the only woman I ever coom to.

>>82511684
God no. I'm a gymrat and I trim a proper business beard. Glasses I traded them a long time ago for eye surgery.

>>82511697
Regular office slave. Though my job has nothing to do with Japan. I met her through dating apps.

I recently left my insane gf of two years who was emotionally manipulative and speculated bpd, ridiculous amount of insecurity and nothing was ever enough, sick of that shit. I just want to find a potential wife, stable, wants kids, has healthy hobbies and is just a benefit and not a headache. Obviously arguments happen in relationships and its not all smooth sailing but the amount of bullshit thrown my way was just exhausting. I'm not even remotely sad, so much more peaceful now.

>>82511741
>Every time I have sex, I imagine my girlfriend with a penis
So just ask her to wear one?

Uhh.. I'm married. Don't know if there are any questions or something.
We've been together 3,5 years, got married just the other week. I'm 10 years older than her. She's lovely and I'm super happy to be with her. Gives me motivation to fight and be a better and stronger person.

>>82510866 (OP)
I made a thread asking for a gf.
she responded and we added each other
we talk for years online and watch movies together
sometimes I send her money
she sexts me sometimes
it's been 5 years and it's amazing

>>82511776
1) she would never want to do that
2) if she somehow would still do it for me, i wouldn't want to pressure her to do it because its inauthentic
3) a plastic dildo is not a transwoman with a penis. I want the reality. The dick, the balls, the bussy.... the male companionship but the softness of a woman.

>>82511793
bro if you don't live together you're not together
you're just her coinpurse

>>82511827
Have you considered polyamory? Are you unwilling to share the transwoman with your gf?

>>82510866 (OP)
>added a foid from here because i have no access to women irl
>we talk for 2+ish years
>say we want to marry eachother and grow old together
>shes finally free for a week
>she says she wants to meet me
>i pay for her flight
>1.5 weeks before she is supposed to come, she texts me and says "i dont think its going to work out"
>sperg out at her
>she gets mad that i sperg out and makes fun of me and calls me a loser and how miserable my life is
>says she loved me a month ago but now she says she hasnt loved me for a while
>i cry twice over the next few days
>reach back out a week later to get closure
>i push her for an actual reason and i find out the DAY she broke up with me, she got asked out by a guy in real life
>while being in a relationship with the other guy, she says "im still considering coming over just to fuck you desu..." and sends me a lewd video because "its hot that i dont have access to her and i cant have sex with her irl" and masturbates that im being cucked (WHILE BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER GUY FOR A WEEK)

i genuinely hate women, idk. i havent learned anything because i added a cute redhead foid from here a little bit ago and we are planning to meet now too. and she says "i wont cancel on you". boy i hope not

>>82511827
Wow that sounds pretty gay

>>82511964
I don't think you are a woman haver. You are a woman haven't.

>>82511964
Maybe she wanted to date someone in person and not some pretend shit on the internet

Long distance relationships aren't real. You're orbiting someone who you can't even tangibly hold.

>>82512170
im a virgin, its why i add women on the internet and get no women in person. sorry if that wasnt clear

>>82511888
I am sure she would be against it, but even then, I don't know how to find an actual good-looking transwoman to date/ fuck

>>82512237
buddy, i planned to meet her and paid for her flight and made future plans to move in with her and to marry her. she is the one that left, not me

>>82512255
Because she met someone in person. They are real to her and you aren't.

As if you'd simp for someone made-up and online and then turn down a real, tangible woman the second you were presented with one.

>>82512243
Xir, this is the woman-haver thread. Incel thread is over there ->

>>82512270
>>82512289
i have one person calling me a sex haver and then i have you calling me an orbiter. i guess me trying to start any sort of connection with a girl is inherently immoral and i should just stay single. yall both gay af

>>82512156
You mean bisexual, you stupid low IQ MAGA retard

>>82512255
>planned
>paid
>made plans
You were stuck at zero. If you're not at one, you're at zero. Sorry.

>>82511697
>Is that due to the drug itself or due to a change in her perception of self?
I think it was the drug, something demonic in it imho