Thread 82513714

im going to kms im flat as a board. litteraly no one would choose 1

>>82513714 (OP)
I choose 1. Thanks, next
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>>82513714 (OP)
OK. Post "a photo that looks similar to you."

>>82513714 (OP)
>im flat as a board
I would but you wouldn't choose me.

>>82513714 (OP)
If u want babies I'd choose u

>>82513714 (OP)
I would anon :)

>>82513723
got a chuckle out of me kek

>>82513714 (OP)
Are you biologically female? How is your ass?
No one minds small (or non existent) tits. I think they're pretty nice. For me it's 2 > 1 >3 >4 > 5 > 6 > 7

>>82513714 (OP)
Whoa, it gets hotter the bigger they are
Look at those milkers

>>82513722
Nah, here's just mine. Theyre so ugly idc about privacy. No one's gonna be looking at them irl anyways, cant be ID'd

>>82513790
I got a big ass(proportionally to waist and height) if I was a troon if kms, all thast money and stuff just to be flat ass hell?

>>82513798
Those tits are literally perfect you dumb nigger. Here take your cup of attention

>>82513714 (OP)
i unironically like flat/small boobs and huge macromastia tits the most, but all boob is good

>>82513822
no? i see men slobber over big tits all the time. its like short men, some like them but ofc tall is better. "short king" or "flat is justice" cz those are pitty complements

>>82513798
Chef's kiss. Good ones.

>>82513798
That's not even flat as board, god the shit women do for validation fuck off poser

>>82513790
liking girls with tiny tits/no tits is extremely gay because you should want her to be able to feed your children

>>82513851
same thing, if not a board then mosquito bites.

>>82513841
>Stupid faggot cant conceive of the idea that some men prefer smaller boobs.

>>82513798
OK. Now my cock is rock hard, and I'm going to masturbate and cum. So there.

>>82513860
If I ever find a flat chested gf she'll be able to breastfeed my children because breast size doesn't affect milk production or the ability to nurse succesfully

>>82513908
it does actually
>>82513895
men are weird, how do yall get horny so fast

>>82513714 (OP)
1 isn't my first choice but if I got a long well with a flat chested woman and we wanted the same things in life then I would definitely choose her as a person over choosing to hold out for a similarly compatible titcow.

>>82513714 (OP)
>What's your favorite?
a tie between 1 and 2
6 and 7 seem excessive though but the rest is acceptable

>>82513798
you're closer to 2 than 1, anon
and they're very fucking nice (if they're yours, i see no timestamp)

>>82513798
You're a 2 on the chart and you have good looking nips. Nothing wrong with your tits, but now that you've posted them online for all to see I don't want to simp for you because you are lacking in class and modesty.

>>82513922
From seeing hot naked tits

>>82513922
>it does actually
It literally doesn't, though. There's zero evidence to support that claim. It could only be a problem if she has glandular issues

>>82513972
no face tho, no one would know. plus i got a cold rn and im sad cz ugly, idc for simps.
>>82513964
ig theyve grown a bit, im a 34b.

>>82514059
Like the guy said, you have nice tits. There is a guy out there for basically any girl save for extreme extreme situations... and maybe even then.

>>82514059
>im a 34b.
still very good, amazing even
you'll make a guy very happy i'm sure, big boobs may fill your hand but small boobs fill your heart (with love)

>>82514059
>No one would know
So now you just have to lie to someone who might love you about not being an internet slut. Ive never done anything I'd have to lie about.

>>82514079
im just spiraling cz i planed a date by using a dating app and realized i only got face stuff in there, plus the cat shadow pose. like what if the dude expects d cups. 2nd date ever, first was just walking around with a guy i found here some months back so idk if that really counts tho... if this doesnt work im adopting 2 cats and becoming a proper femcel.

>>82514109
>Ive never done anything I'd have to lie about.
your an angel(or lying) and clearly not a woman.