Thread 82750048

Montgomery Canal edition

took a big smelly welly poo poo

Just made lunch from some leftovers, lads.
Had some roast chicken in the fridge, pulled it into strips, fried it crispy with some aromat, then threw in some leftover rice, cooked it through and finally added whisked eggs. Added garlic powder and a splash of onions sauce and boom, fucking delish!

>>82750061
Having myself a fried egg and ham pita. Learned you can do eggs in the air fryer so seeing how it turns out.

>>82749994
She's only 24 too.

>>82750004
They're a right eyesore. Obviously the bf seems very into them too so I guess he finds her somewhat attractive.

He got biceps like a skinny zoomer asmr girl.

>>82750093
Yep, not gonna deny it, I'm a short skinny twink

For the lad askings out VNs... posted in the wrong thread, didn't I?

Depends what you're into. Any of Key's games are good... Air, Kanon, Clannad etc. They are all on Steam now. Other than that, depends what you're into. Katawa Shoujo is free and very good, about a school of disabled lassies.
Other than that, I'd go to Manga Gamer or JAST and sort by bestsellers and just pick one that looks interesting. Check VNDB for how long it is and reviews before buying (or pirating).
Muv-Luv is probably another good beginner option, it's on steam and you can get the 18+ patch on VNDB if you want the H Scenes back.
Me? I'm a degenerate and LOVE Clockup games. They made Euphoria and Maggot Baits.
I'd also recommend Hentai Prison or Sabbat of the Witch. Really, there is a lot of stuff out there.
Remember, skip mode is your friend for doing alternative routes.

I only drink water, green tea and black coffee. And I drink coffee with a straw so it doesn't stain my teeth. Call me a poof all you like

>>82750117
It is a bit of a poof move but I respect it nonetheless.

Cheese and imitation ham toastie for lunch I reckon. At least 3 types of cheese I'd say.

>>82750131
>imitation ham

Had dinner with parents and sister the night after Skinner got voted off Strictly. I don't watch that wank, but I heard he was on. Sister says "thank goodness he's gone, he's an awful far right such-and-such". I asked her how was he far right, what has he said that makes her see him as such. She couldn't actually tell me, she had just heard that he was from the media and so ran with it.

He obviously a vaguely conservatively minded person, probably centre-right, but she was convinced he was a far right crazy person (in her own words). Not much hope for normies desu.

>>82750138
Pigs is too nice to eat

>>82747321
cor good vid this. glad they went the 'AI is a tool' route rather than 'we are artists so we do not use AI'. the cartoons are clearly made in Flash/similar, so they are correct that AI is like using the align tool in Photoshop.

wrt information accuracy i'm sure every Linux user in /britfeel/ is familiar with Ken Thompson's 'Reflections on Trusting Trust' wherein he proposes a C compiler that interprets innocent keywords and turns them into sinister machine code...but ALSO has code to hide itself. and what do you do? you compile that compiler WITH ITSELF, and those secrets are hidden forever.

we could be sat on top of iterative lies long before AI. for example, i don't believe yellow and blue mix together to create green. but everyone says they do, and we have tons of info/art built upon that 'fact', so now it's just accepted even in retrospect.

>>82750158
Not even remotely familiar with ken Thomson or that book I assume. You are incorrect lad.

>>82750158
>i don't believe yellow and blue mix together to create green

We're playing a cheeky bit of Halo Master Chief Collection aren't we? Custom lobbies and all that. Fun times.

>>82750191
Look for employment, lad

>>82750035
Thanks anon. Yeah the louvre was really busy, idk how these insta girls get pictures of it so quiet, I literally had to push through a crowd, I moved the camera too soon so it came out blurry, didn't even take any of it on my phone

>>82750104
>>82750153
Even she has thicker arms than you lads. Haha.

>>82750194
I can't, I have a hidden disability that prevents me from working lad.

R says some interesting shit when she's drunk. Her true colours show then.

Well not specifically insta that I've seen them on but a few on tinder, like they'll be posing in front of the mona lisa but there's literally nobody around, maybe they go late in the day or something

>>82750164
i am operating on decades-old memories me lad. i could read the text. but i won't. and neither will you. (or maybe you will, which is lovely)

you could take some key word e.g. 'struct' and throw in some obfuscated overhead wherein every time the compiler sees 'struct' it does something sinister. you've heard all this and you're a smart guy so you go 'oh, i know, i'll compile my OWN programs, after all, everyone can see the source code' but whose compiler do you trust, to compile those programs, lad? what if you're on some seventh-generation sinister-'struct'-cc?

but this is just a metaphor. although you can apply it to language. take a look at the terms 'self-pity' and 'queer'.

A hidden disability means you are not disabled.

Working makes me depressed and doesn't get me anywhere. It's better to be unemployed in my situation. I don't have any social relationships to care about.

One of the secrets to a good toastie is cheese type. Everyone knows cheddar is great all round but really not the best one for a toastie, a trick that people don't know is that you can use a slice of cheap plastic burger cheese to soften it up. This makes it more gooey and stretchy which is what you really want. Same trick can also be used with red Leicester if you're so inclined.

So what we do is we start with a slice of edam, then some double Gloucester, THEN the burger cheese, and then some red Leicester to finish it off.

You want to butter the outside of the bread so it toasts up nicely, you don't want it drying out.

Now i used a panini press this time, but other decent options are a frying pan and the air fryer. No pictures, I already gobbled the lot.

i am iteratively applying the 'hidden' qualifier to itself until all disabilities are hidden, thus rendering them as mere ABILITY

>>82750207
Muscular women are gross imo

>>82750254
>It's better to be unemployed in my situation
It's not

>>82750247
It's a mental disablement.

Helperlad has a hidden disability. He has a low IQ.

>>82750254
OK you massive retard

>>82750274
She's not that muscular. You're just envious a female has the commitment to regularly go to the gym. You lack any energy.

portioned my Co-op spicy chicken nuggies into separate tupperware containers.
have lost the cooking instructions. just remember it was 200 degrees C for maybe 16 minutes and they were TOO toasted.
going to air fry them at 180 degrees for 15-18 minutes if that's OK with you lads.

>>82750316
Usually they need like 12-15 minutes I thought, especially in the air fryer.

long day of lorrying ahead, book on a trailer from warrington to gatwick and back for fucks sake

>>82750274
Same, just seems very unfeminine. Women should be soft and supple.

The amount of objectification in this thread... and you lads wonder why women are repulsed by you

>>82750322
born on a mountain
raised in a cave
truckin and fuckin
is all that i crave

>take photo of girl in public
>they get upset
>police called and show up a few minutes later
>they tell me to check the photos and delete them
>say no it's legal to do this, I already posted them on my favourite web site
>they blabber on saying it's a bit weird
>tell them you only exist to enforce law, not feelings
>eventually they walk away and the girl is still sobbing like I committed a crime

>>82750361
You've done this bit before.

PIP comes in a week, not sure how theyre supposed to expect me to live this way, 800 from UC and only 1000 from PIP in the middle of the month, it not right.

>>82750373
>not sure how theyre supposed to expect me to live this way
Almost like they expect you to get a job.

>>82750369
It happened a while ago. They tried to get me on stalking another time. Got a nice payout for unlawful arrest. Never be intimidated into admitting guilt. You've basically solved the case for them corrupt lot.

>>82750385
Thanks for reiterating the same part of the bit you did last time. Impressive how much you intend to wring out the same material again.

>>82750380
More people than jobs... especially unskilled jobs. Not all of us have the social skills and intelligence to do better.

>>82750387
You must be here every day lad. It's all we have I guess.

Got some new earphones today, those proper low profile ones that are allegedly made for sleeping. Having done some cursory testing I reckon they might just work at that, and they only cost like 8 quid, although of course that does always run the risk of them exploding in my ears. We shall surely have a chance to test out the theory soon.

>>82750385
With police always the best thing you can do is say nothing, request every bit of assistance youre available too which includes a solicitor, but never talk to the police outright.

>>82750361
Tread lightly, lad, the police can actually enforce feelings because the point at which anything you do or say causes 'offence' (as determined either by the "victim" or, shockingly, by nobody involved at all and simply a third party alleging it even if the "victim" literally says they're not offended) it become a crime.

Some cunt has not picked up his parcels in the amazon locker and as such my shit cant be delivered, I've had two delivery attempts to the locker in the last two days and I just got off the phone from them and yep some dickhead hasnt picked his stuff up and is clogging up the system

>>82750360
a shag sounds alri now lad if youre offering

Police are fucking scumbags by and large. I'm not anti the institution of policing itself I just think that overall the police are more or less enemies of British citizens.

I can't remember, have I told the story of how I was harassed by police for wearing shorts one time?

1. Got some guy called Ganesh emailing me at work telling me I'd expressed an interest in his stupid company. I did no such thing and it's obviously a shit sales tactic. I desperately want to offer him a peanut.

2. Job berg is offering me a flu jab. Would much rather get the flu and have time off tbqh

>>82750395
My solicitor says just answer the questions in interview... they've got nothing. Why are the police allowed to just get away with wasting my time? I bet they look at me and think he'll feel intimidated by the process.

>>82750402
I haven't been harassed by police in a while, most my harassment came from when I was a teenager in the 2000s and they always seemed to pick me out and do a "random check" on me when I was walking home from a friends

>>82750402
It's legal to walk around in your underwear all day with no shirt on isn't it? Why the police need to get involved? What's your story?

>>82750409
Seems like bad solicitor advice tbqhwyl

>>82750416
Was walking into town to the shops from my place. It was dark but the weather was mild and I prefer to wear shorts so I wore them out. Police flashed their lights and pulled over, started questioning me asking me where I was from, where I was going, what am I doing etc. Put up with it for a bit but then started pushing back, told them unless I've broken the law it's none of their business, asked them why they stopped me and they let up that it's because I'm wearing shorts at night and it's a bit brisk and apparently that's weird enough for them to think I'm a criminal.

Fucking cunts.

I dont know if I posted this already but

>2 months ago
>Unemployed/No cash
>Hadnt left the flat in a week
>Just chilling
>Suddenly loud knocks on the door
>Wtf, ignore it for a bit
>Keeps happening
>Open the door
>about 10 police officers outside
>HI THIS IS THE POLICE
>WERE DOING A WELFARE CHECK
>uhhh... what?
>SOMEONE REPORTED YOURE DEAD IN YOUR FLAT
>wtf, no, im clearly not
>Ratty little midget police officer starts demanding to come into my flat
>Tell him there is literally no need
>Other officer is fine with just leaving
>Little uppity midget one really wants to get into my flat
>Straight up just ignore the midget one and just tell the normal height police officer that everything is fine
>Ratty midget one getting extra uppity im ignoring him
>All the other officers are ignoring him now
>Ask if they can tell me who reported me dead
>They tell me they cant
>Neighbour knocks on the door soon after
>Shes got CCTV setup outside her flat
>Tells me it was the new couple who live above me as she's got them on CCTV guiding the officers to the flat and asking if they need any more help
>Literally some couple who I dont even know and are too posh to live in this shithole block are just randomly reporting people to police
>Get drunk and blast my music all night with my speakers aimed at their flat above me

>>82750417
Yeah he didn't fucking say they took my storage drive from home. They came back to the cell demanding the password. I say you need a judge for that. The detective bint was giving me disapproving stares as I collect my bail paperwork and leave custody. I bet she thought it would be a nice easy solved one for her record.

>>82750423
They've tried to make me do the mobile fingerprint thing too. Glad you stood your ground. I would have honestly resisted so hard if they attempted that shit on me.

>>82750402
Yes, more than once. It's your bit.
Also you were "harassed" for being a fucking weird, the shorts didn't play a part.

Drughub is under constant ddos so now I'm setting myself up on dark matter which will inevitably get blasted to fuck by ddos soon. I miss when onion markets were easy peasy lemon squeezy, now they're hard time sour lime

>>82750445
I was in a situation where this happened and I gave the officers passwords to all my devices but I didnt have anything that I knew could be incriminating on it or illegal, but still even when I did that I freaked out for months in case some random illegal jpeg from 4chan got onto it. It was fine in the end but truly stressful.
Apparently if you dont give them your password which you dont have to do, theyll just hold your devices for an extended period of time as a fuck you.
I got all my stuff back 9 months later so idk, one of the phones they took had about 5k worth of BTC in a wallet on it which was a pain at the time.

>>82750438
what the flying fuck.

i've specifically told people NOT to call a welfare check on me, ever. if i end up dead in my flat, i end up dead. but that's true of anyone anywhere.

i am choosing to believe your story, have you interacted with the poshos at all? how did they come to the conclusion you might be dead? is it because you smell?

>>82750475
Well I kinda pieced it together, basically it was one of those hot af days two months ago, and I hadnt taken the rubbish out the kitchen bin. So it was making that horrid rubbish stank, so I took it out, and when I left the flat I forgot something so I placed the garbage bag by the door and went back into the flat to grab something.
The stinky garbage juice had leaked just outside the flat door so it did have a smell, however before the police even arrived I noticed the smell and bleached the entrance way to the flat so it didnt even smell by the time they showed up.
I'm just gunna assume the poshos smelt the garbage juice and just assumed it was my rotting bloated corpse.

However now, my neighbor just leaves her garbage bags outside her flat door overnight so she grabs them in the morning and puts them in the bin when she goes to work, so now it just always stinks outside.

Why does PIP keep coming in at different dates? amine used to come in on the 25th and slowly over the months it keeps going lower and lower now I've just got it on the 9th. Why can't it be a set date like UC?

>>82750495
Its every 4weeks from the date you receive it, so yeah it'll change every month. Eventually youll get a month where you get two pip payments

>>82750352
Take me for a drive in your car and it's yours

>>82750487
i don't like your fancy American words, mister

>>82750469
It was only a month later for me but there was absolutely nothing to go on anyway. They drained the battery good. Just some sad cunt didn't like me filming and having her in the video. They only got me on a different time so by that point all my footage was securely in cloud storage.

>>82750475
Also I grew suspicious of the ratty midget police officer after he left, im pretty sure he thought there was a dead body in the flat or something which is why he was so adamant to go in, the other officers were sound - though they had the battering ram thing to knock the door down.
If I were a dahmer I suppose its literally that ez, but at the same time theyre not coming in my flat if there isnt an actual reason.

>>82750466
DM at least did an absolute 'flex' as the kids say, 'dropping' 100+ mirror URLs.

it's possible we are actually approaching the end of an era.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjScftmBxTo

how the fuck did we get here? this is an actual video made by Europol, put out to scare the druggies.

>>82750541
>People on the autism spectrum, including those previously diagnosed with Asperger's, often have differences in speech, intonation, and social communication. These differences can sometimes create the impression of a "foreign" or "unusual" accent.

I've had this problem my whole life. In my actual speech and the words I used, I've been told im Austrailian, South African etc
Hurts a bit cause im just british but a sperg

>>82750568
>>82750466
Dark markets in 2017 were where it was at, and every day there was an exit scam, you're not approaching an end of era, but I do suggest you consider just using clearnet sites depending on what youre ordering.
Not really worth the fuss of using darknet these days unless youve also setup a secure OS and youre ordering a vast quantity of drugs.

when I was arrested there was disgusting mcdonalds bags in the pig car. they handcuff at the back too.

imagine ordering drugs on your Windows machine.

sex with pee girl

when I was arrested they didnt handcuff me, they put me in the back of the van and I just sat there.
they took me into the station, took my height asked me if i wanted to change my clothes
i didnt want to, so they cut the strings off around my hoody and gave me some slippers, took my finger prints then took me to a cell - i sat on a blue mattress for about 6 hours, rejected the food, a woman who was inspecting the cells came in and told me she hopes it works out for me, i just nodded.
solictor showed up, talked to her, signed some papers and then the officer drove me home and told me she doesnt want to see me in jail again and said goodbye

>>82750587
Well I'm ordering illegal drugs lad, I know they were all pushing their wickrs and telegrams a little while ago but I like the comfort of escrow.

When I was about 12, I was out with some friends in town and we decided to get sandwiches, so I got an egg sandwich. We were eating them as we walked through town and I was a pretty obese kid when I was younger, so I was munching down and this 15 year old lass stood right in front of me and started miming me eating the sandwich all her friends laughed. That memory has stuck with me for a long time.

>>82750573
my apologies to you autism-anon
that all sounds horrid if you're just some quiet lad and, (dare i say), extroverts have gotten the wrong idea.

neuro warfare out there.

>>82750651
Well when and if you do migrate to clearnet sites trust pilot is your friend to weed out the scams.

>>82750653
Sorry to hear that, lad, sounds unpleasant. Did you at least lose the weight as you got older?

>>82750659
That's alright I never noticed it myself but it always comes up at least three times a year, someone says something.

Oh for crying out softly.

>>82750665
I've gone up and down in weight, I got really skinny when I was 18 but I was getting dizzy walking around, then throughout the rest of my life its always been this plus and minus battle of 2 stone. But I'm nowhere near as big as I was when I was a kid, but also pubity kicked in and added extra height.

>>82750662
Ok well thanks lad, don't really ever buy weed so figure my powders and pharms aren't going to be quite so easily available.

>>82750653
>When I was about 12, I was out with some friends in town and we decided to get sandwiches, so I got an egg sandwich. We were eating them as we walked through town and I was a pretty obese kid when I was younger, so I was munching down and this 15 year old lass stood right in front of me and started miming me eating the sandwich all her friends laughed. That memory has stuck with me for a long time.
aww bless your little cotton socks

>>82750617
They don't be like that with me anymore. They think my silence is a threat. No matter how nice they seem, never give them respect. They chat shit about you behind closed doors anyway.

>>82750617
The fuck did they arrest you for?

how did boomers just accept that their 'LSD' was LSD?

pure 'take my word for it', no Wedinos?

Hafta head out now don't i

I do don't i

X

>>82750706
Selling fake drugs is very bad for business. Sure if you're getting it off some rando on the street then you can get fucked over, but it gets sold on word of mouth. If you have decent product you'll always get repeat business.

>>82750373
Are you for real you can't? How do all you dickheads get such high rates? I only get about 900 a month. 1800 I'd be living like a fucking king.

R's dad writing angry letters to Ofcom.

>>82750702
I think it's the lad that slithers around in a gimp suit at 2 am in the empty town centre.

Me? Ive never been arrested because im not a massive fucking spacker hanging around city centers at 3am staring at everyone and not answering any questions

>>82750765
Same really lad.
I have been accosted by police once though just for "matching a description" and it was a bit of a shitshow.

>>82750706
Different time innit, before china had it's booming drug labs with research chemicals and the people that made LSD were just some cracked out weirdo living in the desert
Closest thing I spose you could've had to LSD was shrooms, I still think Shrooms are better, had LSD in all kinds of forms too, blotter, dots, liquid etc
The dots were my fave cause they look like little sweets

>>82750765
I've never been arrested, but I have been harassed on a number of occasions. The sad truth is that if you're a young white male who decides to exercise any of your (increasingly small) remaining liberty then the police take that as a signal to be concerned.
>HE'S NOT PART OF THE HERD GET HIM!

Me? safe and sound in my boxroom

If you want a real fucking blackpill how about the fact that only 6% of the population identify as muslim. Absolutely fucking eye-watering the amount of shit they cause for such a small percentage.

hi again pals

Kissing pee girl when we're stopped at red lights

>>82750923
Then getting a sloppy suck job while cruising down the motorway.

Who do you think would win in a fight seasideMARK or Gert cat life?

To everyone who just says let asylum seekers work, evidently only a small percentage of them actually care to when they're granted the right with refugee status.

What's happening lads? Just got a nice pint in me...

Upset about foreigns routine today is it lad?

>>82750971
>NEET for me but not for thee

>>82750972
Why don't you stop the billionaires and millionaires instead?

You've got more in common with the average boat lad than Nigel fucking Farage

Fucks sake it's /pol/tard hours eh

politically erect

>>82751002
/Britfeel/ is and has always been a pro-Corbyn, pro-NEET, pro-refugee general

Fuck Reform, fuck Israel and fuck the white ruling clasd

Bossman tings

quick question for the tech lads, what do you use to download videos off tube sites. I've tried to use those free download video apps but they don't work and full of ads.
Thanks in advance
yes I'm dumb no bully
love u x

>>82751015
Brown incel lol

>>82750999
nice to see at least one person going on about taxing billionaires when i have been shitposting about it for a while.

>>82751015
is moni the new eva created by some university undergrad studing this board? can you not make a reddit account begging for questionnaires to be filled out instead for your project.

>>82751015
Sorry I don't take political advice from paki sex offenders

>>82751024
I use yt-dlp on linux, not sure what the best options are for windows

when i was younger i used to run up stairs on all 4s like a dog

>>82751015
what shit bait

>>82751015
don't have to be pro-refugee if your left wing, you can be neutral

>>82751040
everyone did lad

>>82751040
still do
lad

>>82751015
immigrants? fuck do i care about them for? who cares whos in charge? tax those fucking billionaires so they can fund government services and put money back into the ecomeny, don't care if left or right does it as long as it gets done.

>>82751044
Either we're all free or none of us are

>>82751050
This

>>82751031
heh, yeah, first day here, hope I fit in

Think I'm gonna nip to m&s and get some delicious choccy bars for movie night tonight.

He's back with his retarded half-baked socialism takes lol

>>82751067
I'm not in any "we" with paki rapists matey

>>82751062
You should care because the billionaires and their dog, Farage, scapegoat the immigrants

So you either fall for the scam of screaming about "Pakis" or you keep focus and fight the billionaires and Zionists

>>82751067
>Either we're all free or none of us are
Huh? This just doesn't make a damn lick of sense

>>82751080
Ugly low iq brown fella started wearing skirts because you're addicted to porn lol

>>82751071
I'm a , Pakistani ethno nationalist to be precise

dont mind the zionists me
wish we had englandionists

Absolute mongs ITT. No concept of high-low vs middle.

>>82751083
It means, if they could do that to other people, they can do it to you too

>>82751087
I don't think you're poley, but either way you're free to go live in pakistan mate

>>82751097
Could they secretly film women in the toilets or is that just you?

>>82751099
I bet you're not even in the Discord

>>82751112
These were the funniest OC I've ever seen. Wish I could find the others that went along with it, that's the only one I've got as well.

>>82751119
... shout, you fat cunt, you've been rumbled

lying down in bed
comfy

>>82750953
Bit dangerous when she's the one driving in her cool lambo doors car

I fuck your mum's arse on all fours on the stairs.

snug with my blanket and pillows

i eat all 4 of my licorice and fall asleep at the bottom of the stairs

oh hey it's Moni (possibly)

>>82667847

bring it back

also: you're right about British socialism, half-right about trans stuff, wrong about India/Pakistan. i've said my piece.

>>82751168
but its half 4?

>>82751193
>but its half 4?
so

What we having for dinner tonight lads?
Ordering from a posh local pizza place. They do a tiger bread pizza and it is LUSH

Climb inside my foreskin

Been sacked from my job for talking about masturbation. Fucking insanity. I bet if it was a woman talking about masturbating she'd be praised and promoted as being "brave". Cunts.

>>82751225
Nothing posh about tiger bread lad. It's plebby

Watching some of those vox pop type videos where gen Z people in the USA are asked incredibly simple questions like
>name 3 countries besides america
>how many dimes in a dollar?
>what state is utah in?

I know they edit these to show the dumbest responses/non-responses, but holy fuck the fact that they have any of them to edit together to begin with is fucking mental.

One of them was saying 'damn, I need to go back to school'. No you fucking don't, you've obviously had way too much schooling while the best thing for you to be doing instead would be to toil in the fields digging up potatoes from the age of 10. Fuck you.

>>82750719
That was true once, but these days there's loads of compounds out there that have the exact same effects most of the time (or close enough) but are much more dangerous and unpredictable.

New AB just dropped

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Zm5_wPp4o

tired of liberals lads
been hearing people moan about trump every day for years now
get over it
how do they not get bored
does my head in and i dont even support him

>>82751250
Tiger bread is lush lad, if anyone's the pleb here, well...
The pizzas are slightly asymmetrical which I find indicates quality.

>>82751284
are you also tired of constant moaning over dah joos? no, because you're a chud in denial

>>82751284
we could do with more liberals in this country; its becoming a police state

>>82751324
nobody talks about jews outside of 4chan and twitter lad

>>82751315
bread is incredibly unhealthy. youre the pleb lad

>>82751355
Only chorleywood shite, lad. Proper naturally fermented sourdough is great for you.

>>82751101
he really did that?? wtf

>>82751284
I mean that's what political opposition is lad. When Biden and Obama were president, the right banged on about them in the same way.

Especially Obama. Trump's supporters cleverly coined the phrase "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to mock the left's obession with Trump, but the bleating and whining over Obama was even worse.

I'm glad it's like that though. I exploit both sides for my personal gain

>>82751225
Don't think Chicago town from Iceland counts as a posh local pizza place lad.

But as it happens I also am having pizza, off to the cinema to see that Leo film about battles, nice little pizza spot nearby run by an alcoholic Italian man with a bandana round his neck. Guy knows how to knock out a pizza for sure, think if I suggested him making one out of tiger bread he'd force me into his oven.

>>82751258
Yeah I know dickhead, but you specifically asked about boomers and lsd so I answered that question. You can't just change the question in your head after.

>>82751400
Sorry that I made you feel stupid lad, wasn't my intention

>>82751382
yeah but do they have to bang on about it at the dinner table

>eat 4 ingredient bread made fresh at home
>tastes amazing
>eat 4 ingredient sourdough bread bought from shop
>dry and tastes like shit
why is it like this?

So anyone had any decent wanks lately?

>>82751407
You got any theories about it? I have one, might be a bit too obvious

>>82751407
do you make your bread with your own vagina yeast lass

>>82751417
yeah they're purposely making it bad so we all buy the rapeseed oil one instead

>>82751403
I have risen above this nonsense like a leavened bread.

>>82751407
Because even if the bread from a shop is sourdough it'll still be packed full of preservatives and additives and spend at least 24 hours sitting around before it hits a shelf.

love having industrial waste in all my food

Dry fanny Syndrome

>>82751444
Not waste, lad, runoff. Get it right. It's what comes out of the 'sluice' when they use a hydraulic press to crush animal feed crops and instead of using it in car engines it makes them more money to bottle it.

Trying to mentally prepare myself for dealing with the retards at toilberg.

>>82751461
Croupier was a boring film. The voiceover didn't work and the characters were overwrought. Fight me.

>>82751467
I think it's generally considered immoral to fight spastics.

>>82751460
Is the discerning britfeeler consuming rapeseed oil or sunflower oil? Don't pretend you can afford olive oil as anything other than an occasional treat.

>>82751461
You're the real spastic for working for a living

>>82751508
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the single bed

Feel like I have to 100 percent a VN and finish every route before I can move on.

>>82751015
Based queen of britfeel, we bow to you

>>82751509
Another 16 hour shift of reading it all on /britfeel/ is it, king?

Love a decent wank me

>>82751509
Given the fact I can buy so much shit, I ain't complainin

anyone know where i can get a good stuffed crust oven pizza?
used to get from co op but not there anymore
the ones in sainsburys are rancid

>>82751606
I used to like the Iceland ones but I had one recently and have no idea how I ever ate it. Sorry can't be of any help oven pizzas are crap

>>82751606
I dunno about "good", but I get the ones in Tesco that are like "The Pizza Company". They're shite in that they're 5 quid and only pepproni (all other toppings arent stuffed crust), so I usually buy like chicken bits or whatever to put on top to stop it being quite so boring. They also do a 4-cheese stuffed crust but that shit feels like it's killing me as it goes down my gullet.
Honestly they're not amazing but they're the best I've got here for store-bought stuffies.
>only 2 stars on the tesco site
Checks out.

Been on here since 5am. Putting in the hours in britfeel

>>82751622
i tend to go with pepperoni so i dont mind that
but i hate this "garlic and herb cheese"
why cant they just used normal cheese in the crust
>>82751619
fair enough kek

>>82751631
Remember to record your time on the internal portal, mate. Need it for audits.

>>82751564
>>82751601
lf you say so, king

>>82751642
>why cant they just used normal cheese in the crust
I'll be honest, you can't fucking tell. The whole pizza is "cheap" but IMO the stuffed crust bit is decent. It's the middle crust and toppings where they clearly cheated out.

/britfeel/ needs a mass audit

it was this one i used to have i reckon
been years so i cant remember
not in any of the co ops near me unfortunately
would prob taste shite to me now anyway like anon said
>>82751656
>cant tell
well thats better at least

the apus are expressing concern over the charging of tim westwood and are fearful he won't get a fair trial. a supportive airhorn ringing will take place at 1930 every night until justice is served

Jesus spoke about the Prophet Muhammad in the Bible

>>82751686
>Long list of him raping kids
>G-give him a fair trial!
No

>>82751719
>Jesus spoke about the Prophet Muhammad in the Bible
where

>>82751719
That'd be weird given Islam is the latest (and most plagiaristic) of every mainline religion.

please stop riling up the lads with politics.

I believe in jewish folklore rather than arabic folklore, thus i'm very smart

>>82751763
It's usually self-ragebait mate

>>82751746
>>82751754
John 14:16 -17

just practiced voting for the next lekky

Peace in the middle east, finally

>>82751799
>practiced voting

>>82751845
its your democratic civi patriotic duty anon

Mad. Imagine a world without taxes. Could get a flight for 63 quid instead of 137

got a big bruise on the joint of my middle finger
doesnt hurt unless i press on it
but i keep pressing on it dont know why

>>82751860
In a world without taxes you wouldn't be flying anywhere

>>82751791
that could just mean the pope

>>82751854
why do you need to fucking practice
turn up and tick a box

>>82751871
No pope has ever claimed to receive revelation or scripture. Catholic doctrine itself says public revelation ended with Jesus. Yet Jesus describes a teacher of new truth and a revealer of what is to come (John 16:13).

>>82751866
You would. Private airport.............

>>82751719
Muhammad broke every one of the 10 commandments lol
>>82751888
Holy spirit, did you forget about the trinity

any diagnosed spergs itt?

>GUYS ANCAP WOULD WORK AND HAVE NO ISSUES
>JUST ABOLISH ALL ESTABLISHMENT

>>82751887
>turn up and tick a box
is that how it works

>>82751888
How come Muhammad said the Bible is corrupted yet we have the biblical manuscripts from when Muhammad was alive in the 600s, namely the Vulgate, and it's the exact same text?

>>82751622
I had the 4 cheese one around last Halloween and the stuffed crust was green. Was really high so I had no idea wtf was going on until I bit into it and green cheese oozed out. Not appetising in the slightest.

>>82751888
>Yet Jesus describes a teacher of new truth and a revealer of what is to come (John 16:13)
That would be Pentecost, the holy spirit

>you can't afford (food item that comes in an expensive bottle but you use maybe 10p worth per serving)
makes me kek all the mongs who really do think like this. You see it on reddit all the time. Won't buy real butter or a 5 quid bottle of HP sauce because it's too expensive but thinks nothing of spending a pound on a packet of crisps that's all air. Real double digit IQ shit.

>>82751939
Used to go to school with a lad called James Pentecost. Tough being Jewish around the time of south park.

>>82751900
>Muhammad broke every one of the 10 commandments
Yeah? Alright let's start with the first one. "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me." When did he break that?
>Did you forget about the Trinity
Yeah I suppose me and Jesus both forgot about it since he didn't mention it. Definitely not some bollocks made up hundreds of years after he died or anything.
>>82751913
The Qur'an never explicitly says the text of the Bible was corrupted. It says Jews and Christians "distorted" the message. And they obviously do that still, today.
>>82751939
In John 20:22, Jesus breathes on the deciples and says "Receive ye the Holy Spirit." So are there two holy spirits?

>>82751945
I got mugged off buying a bottle of posh brown sauce from a farm shop. Absolutely fucking wank it was, way too sweet, not any flavour at all. Proper scam. Best to stick with HP and the occasional foray into daddies for variation.

THAT BEING SAID I did once get the Asda own brand brown sauce at a stag do when I was doing the purchasing and that stuff was surprisingly good. Not as good as a brand, but much better than it had any right to be for like 90p.

>>82751951
>When did he break that?
Satanic verses, lol
>changing the subject cus you've been done
>durka durka how is 1 plus 1 plus 1 still 1 durka!
Thanks for playing

There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown


Naughty gods.

slept from 10:30pm to 8:30am, thankfully was wfh but cor how fantastic is it to sleep 10 hours I feel amazing still, 8 is such a scam I need 10 but capitalism doesn't let me

>>82751951
>disproven retard doubles down with more easily disproved retardation
Certified classic. Shouldn't you be off raping swedes or some shit, paki?

>>82751979
You probably would struggle to always get 10, or if you got 10 you'd actually feel shit. Unless you're teen or early 20s when your sleep's all kinds of fucked.
We're weirdly programmed to respond poorly to both lack of sleep and actually oversleeping. Getting that 10 hours every day would probably leave you oddly lethargic.

i get 7 on a good day
havent felt any emotions in years

>>82751961
The so-called Satanic Verses story is based on weak, contradictory reports that even early Muslim scholars rejected. No ancient Qur'an manuscript ever contained those lines.
>>82751981
I'm white. You sound desperate.

>>82751901
>any diagnosed spergs itt?
No

>>82752002
>I'm white
Course you are, chief.

>>82751901
dvdlad i reckon hes a proper sperg

>>82752012
It wouldn't matter if I was purple lad. You still don't have an answer to my "easily disprovable" points

>>82752017
The other lads already clapped you down pretty hard already, the fact you're still going is giving me a good giggle, so why bother
You are very much in the "everyone is wrong except me B)" mindset, saar

Lads why are they charging 2 quid for the paper? I thought under communism it was supposed to be free?!

Every religion wants to claim a piece of Jesus. Interesting isn't it. No Christians are trying to write "Muhammad" into their story lol.

>>82752025
That bint has nice hair. Corrrrrr!

>>82752030
They probably don't want a nonce who constantly stained his clothes with his own cum while banging the child in their story eh?

>>82752023
Which "other lads" "clapped me down" lol? A couple of lads had a weak go, but I've answered.

>>82752025
Not much of a looker but I'd seize her means of production, if you catch my drift (that was actually very witty and clever).

>>82752017
Your dawah script doesn't work on here cus you can't do laughing cryface emojis to prove how right you are

>>82752045
I dunno what you mean lad. I'm discussing in good faith and making points. Points you don't seem to be able to answer, and instead post about how I can't use emojis? Weird line of argumentation. Doesn't seem like the kind of thing someone who was winning would do.

>>82752041
Your "answers" were weaker than their retorts lad. You've done nothing but spout cope.
>NOOO ITS SPURIOUS I SWEAR
Literally just "in my head it was real". Go back to developing for AI startups Rajesh.

>>82752053
Aren't you the same guy who used to pretend you're an atheist "just into early christianity". I said back then you sound like a Muslim. All the same talking points. You said you're not. Now your script starts with "Muhammad is in the bible". lol.

>I'm discussing in good faith
>(he was not discussing in good faith at all)

>>82752059
Sorry mate this post doesn't make any sense. If you'd like to discuss the theology, I'm here.
>>82752065
That might be me yeah, when was this?

>>82752086
So you've gone from britfeel's "early christianity" enthusiast, to an Islam apologist, which I already called you out on being and you denied. If I could see through you that much and you're now coming on here rambling about Muhammad I'd say you're not in "good faith".

>>82751951
>The Qur'an never explicitly says the text of the Bible was corrupted. It says Jews and Christians "distorted" the message. And they obviously do that still, today.
What is the injeel then?

>>82752102
I'm interested in religion in general lad, but early christianity and shia islam are my main interests. I denied being a muslim because I'm not a muslim.
>>82752116
The Injeel is the revelation God gave to Jesus. It's not the Gospel, which was written from sources of stories about Jesus and sayings attributed to Jesus.

u lads seen the video of the ssri hag yelling at a duck for shagging his duck bird

>>82752143
Not just a revelation. A holy book. If it's not the gospel, what is it? Like I said, we have the bible manuscripts from Muhammad's time and before. The gospel has always been the same. So what is the injeel?

>>82752143
Can you explain what part of the gospel makes you think Jesus would describe Muhammad as a comforter by the way, or quote from the "injeel" if you can

>>82752151
Post it lad, always interested in duck content

>>82752189
if you're pro duck its a tough watch
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W2p5Gm2FAUM

>>82752143
I can see at least 5 that he definitely broke, arguments could be made for all of them. Do you think considering Matthew 5:17 that Jesus would consider someone like that to be a successor to him. Going for dinner now Ahmed something for you to ponder on.

>>82752202
Oof that was hard to watch, that lady can get ducked.

>>82752159
Yes, but it wasn't one of the four Greek Gospels. The original revelation was lost, mixed with oral traditions and theological additions. The Greek Gospels were written many years after Jesus died, by people who had never even met him.
>>82752186
Jesus said the Comforter would come after him, speak only what he hears from God, guide into all truth, and glorify Jesus. That perfectly describes Muhammad.
>>82752219
Enjoy your mum's cooking lad, give us a shout when you get back and we can continue if I'm still here.

>>82752202
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W2p5Gm2FAUM
we had the crazy cat lady now we get the crazy duck lady

>>82751068
i've never walked out of m&s without a pack of vietnamese fingers, the chocolate coated custard creams are a go to as well

>durka durka original book said im right you are wrong poopoo head but i cant find it durka!
kek

>>82752240
well in

m&s chads know...

>>82752242
The Gospels say I'm right lad.

>>82752240
Both good choices there lad. I got the m&s peanut butter cups, million times better than the reeses ones

>>82752258
The gospels say Jesus was crucified... Quran 5:47 affirms the gospel as true. 6:115 states "None can alter His words". The gospel manuscripts from Muhammad's time are the same as what we have now. If there was a different "injeel" then the words of "Allah" were altered.
If the gospels are false, the quran is false because it says the gospels are true.
So why are you picking and choosing which parts you agree with?
What is the injeel?

Quran affirms the bible, also contradicts it. Says there was a different version, but says God's word can't be altered. How does that work.

Awe aye sound on the way to pool me been drink all day fuming xxx

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD NO SENSE

>>82752377
Well done, tiny lad

>>82752377
Sober October coming on strong there lad

>>82752377
Sober October going strong then aye

>>82752348
>>82752373
When the Qur'an says 'Let the people of the Gospel judge by what Allah has revealed therein' (5:47), it's not endorsing every verse of the Greek manuscripts; it's telling Christians to live by the genuine truth from God that still survives within their tradition - the moral and monotheistic core of Jesus's teaching.

And when it says 'None can alter His words' (6:115), that refers to God's eternal decree and His ability to send new revelation - not to the impossibility of people distorting texts. The Qur'an itself says earlier communities 'twisted words from their proper places'.

So there's no contradiction:

God's eternal words can't be altered.
Humans can still mis-transmit them.

>>82752436
Muhammad and Jesus both did exist lad.

WE LIVE THROUGH SATAN
WE BREATHE THROUGH SATAN
WE KILL FOR SATAN

>>82752447
>God's eternal words can't be altered.
God doesn't exist. Even with those 2 it's theorised but not proven.

>>82752458
Yeah but I'm not saying there's a God, I'm just saying Muhammad said that.

>>82752464
Who gives a fuck when what they preach is a lie and pointless then

>>82752470
For me it's really interesting because I'm fascinated with the psychology of belief. The interesting bit for me isn't that it's a lie. It's that billions of people believe it

>>82752450
are jews worshipping satan, not figured that one out yet, enlighten a unemployed neet

>>82752480
Then why are you so focused on the words of that belief rather than someone's choice to believe it. You're basically fighting that the bible/qu'ran is right and their semantics - not why people follow it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u6cpNhMx_AE

>>82752429
It doesn't say all that yapping though lol, that's your interpretation that could as easily be "distortion" and "corruption" as anything else.
Anyway your original point was this
>Jesus spoke about the Prophet Muhammad in the Bible
If you consider John to be a reliable source what do you think of John 20:19?
The Quran affirms the gospels, therefore it affirms John 20:19.
But John 20:19 contradicts the Quran. And you think it's been corrupted away from the "genuine" truth aka whatever Muhammad through his sock puppet "Allah" says, but you also think Jesus in the Bible spoke about Muhammad in the book the Quran affirms as true that contradicts the Quran. Explain?

>>82752480
You're not posting about that at all lad, you're posting standard Muslim apologetics.

could of been an unbeliever all my life if it wasn't for my "spiritual woo woo" been agnostic all my life, maybe i still am

>>82752484
>are jews worshipping satan

That is a complex and fascinating question lad. There's certainly a lot of early christians who would say yes, the god of the old testament is actually satan or a satanic figure they called "the demiurge." Never became doctrine though.
>>82752491
Because belief always starts with words.
>>82752495
>If you consider John to be a reliable source.
I don't. But that's beside the point.
>John 20:19 contradicts the Quran
How does it?

>>82752505
And? What's your point lad?

>>82752557
wonder how much time people have spent trying to figure out if im agnostic or regloius, been 3 years of my router being reflashed don't think they will ever figure such an important thing out.

Why is Sean unable to drink in moderation?

>>82751488
I use olive oil and butter. Sorry lad but I don't make excuses when it comes to my health. Just buy in bulk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk3C8lRCGTU

This is based lads.

>>82752578
Here people will just assume you are whatever suits them to believe, even if you deny it

>>82752594
Because he's an addict. Anyone who isn't an alcoholic doesn't have to talk in terms of 'drinking in moderation', they just go out for the evening, drink with some friends then go home and be normal. It's purely a term that came about from alcoholics trying to justify their excessive consumption.

>>82752557
Because the quran says Jesus wasn't crucified or resurrected he "ascended" and it was a magical allah durka hologram or something.
"they neither killed nor crucified him-it was only made to appear so."
The quran also affirms the gospels to be true
The quran also says Allah's words can't be altered
Now, we also know what biblical manuscripts were around in Muhammad's day. They were not the "injeel". They were the synoptic gospels we have today.
Choose any bible verse dealing with the crucifixion and/or resurrection, and it will contradict Islam by default. The quran confirms the gospels, but contradicts them. The quran is false.

>>82752568
That you're not arguing in "good faith" about "the psychology of belief", you're arguing for Islam being true. You're being dishonest.

>>82752621
not suppose to talk to me directly, you should be posting things i have been looking up to gaslight me instead.

At that pool me. Fuck those whose who said I wouldn't make it. Having a few jars x

>>82752627
>"they neither killed nor crucified him-it was only made to appear so."
So how does that disprove John 20:19? They just believed they saw him die, and then they saw him live again.
>The Quran also affirms the gospels to be true.
>The Quran also says Allah's words can't be altered
Already dealt with this misconception in this post: >>82752429
>>82752633
I'm arguing with people about things they believe. I don't believe in Islam, said that already lad.

Nothing wrong with having a couple of jars, just dont drink after midnight.

currently farming xp with which i can mend my pickaxe

>>82752664
Well done, tiny fella

>>82752673
>They just believed they saw him die, and then they saw him live again.
Aka he died and rose again. Nothing in the bible suggests it was an "illusion". Is that from the "injeel"? lol
You dealt by writing cope lad. It does not say this:
> it's not endorsing every verse of the Greek manuscripts; it's telling Christians to live by the genuine truth from God that still survives within their tradition
It says Let the people of the Gospel judge by what Allah has revealed therein. Aren't you supposed to follow the book?

>>82752696
I appreciate the archaic use of grammar there, lad. A lesser man might have said 'to mend my pickaxe'.

Had two younger harlots greet me on me way back just now

Was more of a "truth or dare" type o' greeting but not hostile at all, kinda flirty in fact phwoar

Corr, even

>>82752724
cheers lad
and
youre welcome

>>82752716
>Aka he died and rose again. Nothing in the bible suggests it was an "illusion".
And nothing in the bible confirms it wasn't.

Like I already explined, Qur'an 5:47 doesn't say the canonical or Coptic Gospels are infallible. It's referring to God's revelation (ma anzala Allah) - the true Injil he gave to Jesus - not to later human writings.

By the 7th century, Christians were using several Greek and Coptic accounts that already contained centuries of editorial layering and Trinitarian theology. The Qur'an never endorses those manuscripts. It tells Christians to live according to whatever divine guidance from Jesus still remains among them.

In other words, 5:47 affirms that God once revealed a real Gospel, not that every copy of Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John is divinely preserved or inerrant.

opted against a post-dinner cookie and now regret it greatly

>>82752748
>And nothing in the bible confirms it wasn't.
Lolwut? Ok? Nothing confirms Pikachu wasn't the Roman emperor at the time so what? It says he died and rose again. If you add in some extra drivel it's on you to prove that. Isn't it funny how the quran needs all this extra interpretation and context and "what it really says..." but you deny the trinity because the bible doesn't word for word literally say "There is a trinity durka". So those interpretations you disagree with.
The quran says Let the people of the Gospel judge by what Allah has revealed. The Gospel reveals Jesus death and resurrection. What is the "injeel"?

You know that he didn't actually rise from the dead, right?
That part isn't real.

>gf shows me some curry shes having
>say it looks nice but id have naan with it
>apparently im being a cunt and ruining her meal

what the fuck I was just saying id have naan with it, women annoy me.

Persistent Erectile Dysfunction

how can i be a christian if i never read the bible and been agnostic since childhood

>>82752792
Sad little fantasy this lol

>>82752748
How do you know all this? It doesn't say that lol. It says "the Gospel". Why are you putting words in Allah's mouth. Is he allowed to have a mouth? lol

>>82752777
digits just btfod christianity

>>82752792
if she had a naan with every curry she would gain weight

>>82752792
On her period maybe? I know what you mean though, they flip out over nothing. I think it's because men and women communicate in different ways. Women backload everything i.e. everything means something else or implies some subtext. Men frontload everything i.e. we say what we mean and there's no mystery or implication behind the words.

If either sex is just defaulting to their normal mode of communication then they're always going to get annoyed with each other. The man will be thinking (after a drawn out mess of miscommunication that the woman eventually has to clarify) 'why didn't she just say that to begin with?'. The woman will be stewing for a while thinking 'wait, what did he mean by that?'.

>a 5 billion strong religious branch gets created because some grave robbers in ancient jerusalem stole a random body
mad that

>>82752831
Yeah basically. Butterfly effect and all that.

i dont have the infrastructure for a gf

>>82752776
You're mixing categories lad. Muslims don't deny that the texts you call the Gospels say Jesus died and rose. They deny that those texts are the unchanged words of God.

When they interpret the Qur'an, they are working within its language and context - the same way you do with your Bible. Every scripture needs interpretation. That's what theology is.

The difference is that the Qur'an is one coherent revelation in a single language, preserved from Muhammad's lifetime, while the New Testament is a compilation of anonymous Greek writings decades later. So, if you want to claim divine authority, the burden of proof lies on the documents written after the fact, not on the one that explicitly claims to restore God's uncorrupted message.
>>82752806
Well it doesn't say "the Gospel" lad. It says "the revelation called Injil."

Luv harlots me i do

>>82752843
>So, if you want to claim divine authority, the burden of proof lies on the documents written after the fact, not on the one that explicitly claims to restore God's uncorrupted message.
Only if you prima facie take everything Muhammad says as the truth. Which, okay? So your overall point is "if Islam is true I'm right"?
Can you explain how Muhammad is the successor to Jesus when he broke the mosaic laws Jesus stated he wasn't here to abolish. It seems kinda convenient that Muhammad would break all the laws then decide his pal Allah said the laws don't apply to him now? Why does Islam sound so much like Muhammad's fanfiction about how he gets to kill and shag and my mate Allah says so. Why do they worship a black cube? I never said I'm Christian btw.

got a happy ghast flying about my house

Stomach feels weird

>>82752843
>the burden of proof lies on the documents written after the fact
I would say that about the Quran itself desu. If you turn up 600 years later with a new version you need more proof than a mong in cave says so in a book that reads like complete fanfiction drivel. Islam says the bible is corrupted but can't say how or when. There's a super secret lost version that says Islam is true but it's lost and secret. Islam denies the divinity of Christ, i.e. Islam is an antichrist religion. It's down to them to prove those claims. They say the bible was corrupted but the bible of Muhammad's time is the same as what we have now. They say the injeel was the real bible but they can't find it. Literally drivel. What do you think Muhammad got up to with the Al-zutt?

>>82752905
>Can you explain how Muhammad is the successor to Jesus when he broke the mosaic laws Jesus stated he wasn't here to abolish.
The idea is that Jesus reaffirmed Mosaic law for the Israelites, but Muhammad was sent for all humanity with a new legal system.
>It seems kinda convenient that...
For sure, but that convenience isn't limited to Islam. Moses and David had suspiciously convenient revelations too.
>Why do they worship a black cube?
They don't. It's a focal direction for prayer, as a unifying symbol rather than an idol. Bowing towards it is symbolic.

>>82752964
>It's a focal direction for prayer
This is just word games lad. They bow down to a statue like it's their king lol. Graven images.

>>82752959
im no expert but that sounds like cancer to me mate

Lost the injeel down the back of the couch

>>82752962
>If you turn up 600 years later with a new version you need more proof than a mong in cave says so in a book that reads like complete fanfiction drivel.
I don't think so lad. If the point is "our book of mongy drivel beats your book of mongy drivel" then why would you need "more proof"?
>>82752993
What statue are you referring to?

how long do you lads typically hold off on pissing for? usually i dont bother postponing but i feel that that has made my muscles weaker down there and now i need to piss more

>>82753017
Even if they were both mongy drivel, if the main character dies in one book then somebody else writes a sequel and says nah he didn't die it was just a hologram or something. It would be on them to prove that. If Protestants can claim Catholics worship statues, not saying that's true but by the same logic then what Muslims do with the kaaba can 100% be called worship. But Catholics don't have iconoclasm as their whole gimmick lol. Muslims worship the cube and they worship Muhammad desu.

To depressed to get hard ;_;

>>82753062
>Even if they were both mongy drivel, if the main character dies in one book then somebody else writes a sequel and says nah he didn't die it was just a hologram or something. It would be on them to prove that.
Well Christianity already did that to Judaism, didn't it? It took Hebrew scripture and bent the interpretations to fit Jesus. Then Islam did the same thing to Christianity. That's how religions have often developed. The later revelations reinterpret earlier traditions.
>Muslims worship the cube and they worship Muhammad
How do you figure lad? I think Islam is the strictest monotheism there is. When Protestants claim Catholics worship statues, it's not because they pray in the same direction. It's because they literally pray TO saints and the virgin mary as intermediaries with God. That doesn't happen in Islam.

>>82753037
I used to always hold it because I hate using public toilets and now I can hold it for ages

>>82753037
sounds very familiar, all of a sudden i just reallly have to go and can't hold it in, i usually have a dull need to go the rest of the time

>CHINA JUST WEAPONIZED RARE EARTH METALS

Get used to reading chinese MOFCOM bulletins because they're writing american industrial policy now.

announced today: any product containing >0.1% chinese rare earth materials needs beijing's approval before re-export to third countries.

doesn't matter if you manufactured it in taiwan, vietnam, or texas.

chinese dysprosium in your magnet? chinese gallium in your chip? beijing gets veto power over the sale.

this is the nuclear option. US spent 3 years trying to deny china access to advanced chipmaking tools. china just responded with chokehold on literally every semiconductor fab, AI data center, defense contractor, and EV manufacturer on earth.

everything runs on chinese rare earths. building alternative supply chains takes 5-10 years minimum.

we don't have 5-10 years. effective december 1st.

the AI boom just hit a hard ceiling and we're still pretending we can offshore our way to prosperity.

time to reindustrialize like our lives depend on it. because they do.

>>82753115
They most definitely worship Muhammad desu and the Quran too. I would say they worship Muhammad, the cube, the book, and Allah sure. They talk about Muhammad like Christians talk about Jesus. Also just a random thing but the Pbuh is so weird to me. The idea that they need some randos to put peace on their name from beyond the grave. Even Jesus. Like who are you? In the same way though, they'll say stuff like "God can't be a man it's beneath him God can't be a trinity it dont make sense!1" they put their own human limitations and projections on God and claim that's a more accurate picture. But I think if you see that Muhammad was using "Allah" as a ventriloquist dummy to start up his own cult it's easy to see why, that's the way it's built.

>>82753130
>chad piss retainer
>>82753131
i can hold it in but its just more uncomfortable and painful that how it used to be

overall a very lame edish this

had pisses that last over a minute before (I counted) because I got too into a video game and kept holding it until I was about to burst

>>82753203
Agreed, the quranmong ruined it

another gig saturday, one last week was really good, actually talked to two people who were apparently in bands playing at saturdays gig and we hung out, nothing really came from it but my social skills are developing, if I keep this up at some point I'll make actual friends.

>>82753323
>if I keep this up at some point I'll make actual friends
you wont

>>82753172
>I would say they worship Muhammad, the cube, the book

Yeah, I know you are saying that, but my question is why you would think that when there's no reason to?

>>82753349
but regardless I have a fun time

only crossy should religionpost bc he keeps it cute and comfy

>>82753401
he was always obnoxious

my favourite verse from 13 corinthians

It looks so painfully bland. So boring. So uninspired. Generic medieval fantasy slop. Quips. Feel like I watched the whole season in 2.5 mins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFRItMOgPo

>>82753361
>when there's no reason to?
How so? They talk about Muhammad as much as Allah. Quite often more than desu. He has assumed the role of a worshipped deity. Their conception of heaven is incredibly anthropocentric too. They take away human qualities of God and turn him into a platonic monad, but then the rest of the religion is clearly written by humans for humans. Christianity is more intuitively authentic precisely because it's unintuitive, it tells people to do things that are against normal instincts. Islam is about carnal pleasures and easy answers.

Another one for pee girl

Turn me into a horse

>>82753529
It's the lighting, i fink

Some of you are rather boring

>>82753658
Sniff the underside of my dick, you marmite munching charlatan.

Sincerely regret having a kid lads. Your life is over. It fucking sucks. Of course I love my kid and every now and then he does something cute, but that does not an overall happy life make when you consider everything you lose from having them.

>>82753878
>everything you lose from having them
like what lad?

>>82752664
>Fuck those whose who said I wouldn't make it
>Having a few jars
Good job proving them right you worthless sack of shit.

>>82753878
Did you have a boy or a girl

>>82753885
Free time, disposable income, a good chunk of your sex life, the lack of a schedule for things like meals, only having to do minimal chores, money money money fucking money, proper sleep, lie ins etc.

So as a resident emofag/metalfag, what are the boys in /britfeel/ listening to if anything?
Girls can say so too but I will ignore it as they aren't people.

>>82753908
Boy.
>>82753885
>>82753919
Oh also your missus having a nice hot young tight fit body.

>>82753930
>also your missus having a nice hot young tight fit body
Get a new one :^)

>>82753919
Fair enough then yeah that does sound shite

emofag anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gwO8-oqwFw

>>82754002
Banger tune icl fr fr

I'm a grownup, I don't listen to music where the singers are just whining or screaming about shit.

>>82753919
Money is more important than keeping the white race going? You dirty fucking kike cunt

>>82754024
Missin' out lad.

>>82754039
All baiting aside it does just sound like a mess to me. Just noise.

>>82754069
Then I dunno what you've listened to. You can have screaming or "whining" over some relatively tame and structured music. Hell that was a lot of accessible metalcore back in the day.

Is anyone in the thread a doctor? Need some advice about medical problems.

>>82754348
tell me your medical woes de lid (i am not a medical professional, this is just an ai generated image of a frog doctor)

need HHL update xx

>>82754348
The only doctor I know is a student and he seems even less stable than the average person. Knows how to fix everyone but himself.
Depends what the problem is though laddo. If it's do with a shit tummy and chest pains then I'm your man.

>>82754411
Hopefully he's fucking dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIF-zPxeq2E

Neil mate you're daughter and me and me ARE TO BE TOGETHER. The White Race demands it. Ou families will merge in the coming the weeks. White Supremacy will be the prevailing ideologgy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIF-zPxeq2E

Had to choose to side with Maelle didn't I? Lost too much already hadn't she? Love me painted worlds hate me papas simple as mate. But yeh Clair Obscur was kino, shall be new game plussing that when the update comes out. Still haven't beaten Simon. Oh well oh well. Will get to it eventually.

>>82754410
>>82754420
I have a painful white lump hanging underneath my tongue. When I googled it said it's either cancer or AIDS.

I previously had a white lump in my scrotum which I removed myself, but that's probably unrelated? But I wondering if the same thing is happening throughout my body.

>>82754466
>White Supremacy will be the prevailing ideologgy
You are the shittest example of a person in the country, let alone a glowing example of the race.

>>82753926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB0Syoj5EzY

bit of crowbar de liddlington, here are 3 albums ive found recently that I think are quite decent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdtYJvx9HEE&list=LL&index=6&t=1293s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zpUwXaFa8&list=LL&index=3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HtJkwVhXf4&list=LL&index=11

>>82754504
>bit of crowbar de liddlington
Based UNIT listener.

>>82753878
At least you have a reason to get out of bed in the morning. A sense of duty to somebody else who will look up to you as his guide through life. All a man needs is a meaning to life, you have one.

HHL taking over Keel Square in 2028

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4lq3SOB8sw

>>82754484
call nhs 111

>>82754522
just pwopa kino innit, quite like some electric wizard as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUyO3j6jn5U

>>82754536
And talk to an African woman who says "go to da dacta"? No thanks

Rich people don't die of cancer. Deadly Cancer is only for poor people.

Wish I wasn't alive

>>82754549
Aye not a fan of too much doom or stoner doom but EW are naturally still decent to my ears.
More of a sad BMfag meself. Or numale if you ask /metal/

>>82754576
>Rich people don't die of cancer.
Steve Jobs

>>82754576
Steve Jobs was rich as fuck and he died from cancer

Many famous celebrities, including David Bowie, Alex Trebek, Aretha Franklin, and Steve Jobs, have died from various types of cancer, such as liver cancer, pancreatic cancer, and colon cancer. This includes actors like Chadwick Boseman, musicians like George Harrison, and even figures from sports and politics.

>>82754606
its not sad but its bm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHq-sW9n9Y&list=LL&index=25

>>82754576
Rich people have personalized chemo treatments. You just get the cheap generic ones. Andrew Tate's brother talked about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFbQYRH8M_Y

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cancer Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Don't Expose Yourself To Carcinogens Like Nigga Live A Healthy Lifestyle Haha

Can we stop talking about cancer all the time I have lumps in my body

>>82754635
You got some proper hipster shit mate as I don't know any of these and I'm at least "not a tourist".

yanklass, if you're here, just saw your reply about the meatloaf. sounds lush. hope it was lush. cuurrse it was lush x

wonder if xiphoslad is satisfied with the purchase

>>82754635
>>82754667
Corr it's finnish too, downloading now.

Stephan Jobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ3UsNPpjt8
fairies real,la

When life is but disappointment and nothing is amusing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0-EzYWJtzw

>>82754667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC8uafoL2dI

molten hands reach west? very kvno

Me? Arch linux with xfce

>>82754733
Seen the cover but never checked out the album.
Only "muh america colonisation" album I checked out was this and it's fine but a bit boring.

now we on that thrash grind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiKo2LBMFSI&t=1104s

>>82754790
LUV ME THRASH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ3AS4A34j8

neolithic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ak4gsUJk88

>>82754837
A classic but a banger

>>82754816
kvno, had that on yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BKVQvtjzmY&list=PLkROH3Eqs0T-3Gc1CppGV_wA5N4gB-HaI

pipe down linkfags

>>82754864
Glad some lads luv Gammacide as much as I do.
Love DemoHammer too but I feel like anyone into the genre would love them. That and for death/thrash I've been spinning more of shit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EtZZseYbw

Even when things bad, things actually good. Based.

>>82754816
Used to listen to these as a teenager. Fossilized was my favorite.

Chuds will seethe and cope but The Black Album is the best Metallica album if we're being totally real. More into pop music these days anyway. Corrr.

I watch astronomy documentaries bc im very smart

>>82754932
You could just say "I have shit taste" and save a bunch of words.
Go back to cottaging, poof.

>>82755136
Lmfao. Nooooo my awful racket is better than your awful racket. Hmmm how about no. Metal is cringe.

>ITT

Regular or notable posters.

>Go to MS Paint or equivalent.
>Make a drawing. It doesn't have to be detailed or good.
>Post it along with YouTube links to the last three songs you listened to. No cheating. No matter how autistic it is.
>Do not post it along with any text.
>Do not post it while tripfagging or namefagging.
>Do not avatarfag within your drawing.
>Try to guess who is who.
>After 24 hours from this post reveal which drawing was yours.

Let's see how well you generaIfags know each other.

>>82755230
Not understanding the purpose of the three youtube links

>>82755230
Penis cunt

Analsex with pee girl

>>82755267
So that the post isn't empty and it serves as a hint.

>>82755352
why are you spamming all generals, spamcunt?

Ready for new edish personally

Me? x-files in beddingtons

>>82755374
To encourage creativity in dying generals.

Crosslad, don't let one seething schizomong drive you away. You are very well liked here, pal.

>>82755474
Many posters don't like him and for good reason

>>82755509
>Many posters
I.e. you

>everyone I don't like is one person
>also the one guy I don't like is a whole server of demoncorders
>you're the one who is schizo btw

>>82755566
No idea what this schizo drivel is meant to say lad

Didn't quite sleep thru again did i now X

Might get a job at screw-screw-screwfix

No life at all this is

Some people can smell it and some people can't

>>82755935
Wonder if these guys can smell it?
https://youtu.be/_t0W6duGuPI?si=52WQi_JDV8Bg_FfM

And now... The perfidious Glaswegian drivel merchant's latest epic gimmick to wind up the chuds: sucking Muslim penis!

>>82756079
Some lad in the chat asked one of them before and he confirmed he couldn't

https://youtu.be/0Oq_9u0IJSE?t=252

reckon the five great guys all make fun of him when he's not around

>>82756119
It's because he watches a paki cult leader on youtube he's now taken up Islamic drivel at 45 years old and zero sprogs.

for me? got to be raging rhino

Little fat blading scottish man converting to Islam lmao.

I love hairy girlz

>>82756994
i like hairy but thats to hairy, mad to think thats probably exactly what an old timey wild west prostitute would have looked like and lads paid good money to shag her

>>82756994
Look at the state of that wallpaper and the mildew on the vent

hes right about the wallpaper though

Any quick update regarding the state of HHL's wollocks?

>>82757820
wollox frog is on standby lad- multiple reports coming in of HHL's wollox being well and truly done in

>>82757820

Woke up about 15 minutes ago in beddingtons. Panicked because I couldn't find me phone but I just left it in the living room thankfully. Can't even remember garn bed last night must have crashed out. I was wissed af after getting home from the pool. Had one too many jars. Having a sober weekend now though.

>>82757820
the orb has been pondered and given he turned up to pool wissed its very likely

just had quite the kino dream. ended up in the space-faring future, Futurama/ELO's 'Time' style. and they were filming a telly series with a retrofuture look, and i have to tell you lads, they have some high quality production design in the future. no visual effects: they actually BUILT all those old-fashioned (i.e. 20th-century) buildings. plenty of fully working, WHEELED cars (blatantly Mazda RX-7s, but i can forgive that).

cor i hope to go back there in a future dream. wouldn't mind giving the prop master a few pointers.

>>82755230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX0bA43ePWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUyO3j6jn5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4

Spent most of the morning on the loo, liquid shit is leaving my body in vast quantities

A year has passed. She had to be put down, she had a seizure.
Miss her, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9B0qoxK6s

This is fucking mental. I don't want to encounter drunk fools on my night walks.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1l830m55dno

What's the best way to smoke your own meat?

>>82758621
Can't stand solo drunk alkies all slurry and luvvy at night, creepy bitches.

Friendly reminder that Ruthmong used to be a (failed) normalshit until he was like 20. Don't feel bad for him.

>>82758621
didn't we already decide this at some point in the 2000s? switched from the 'pubs close, off to the club' system to 'pubs can just stay open'?

trading hours are strange enough already. plenty of people work nights or weird times. lots of us are NEETs. what if deliverylad wants a drink after work, which for him is 4 in the morning, possibly?

as for noise and antisocial behaviour, that's how i live my whole life anyway. people stomping around at 10 in the morning while i'm trying to sleep. i'm guessing those same people are the ones complaining about revellers?

Why is the article writer called Ruth? It's a fucking sign.

Trading hours are an absurd concept desu. If a business wants to stay open all hours then literally what's the issue? As long as it's not causing noise/light disturbance for residential areas the LITERALLY who gives a shit?
Sunday trading rules are even more absurd. As if legacy Christian culture is somehow more of a concern than how a business chooses to operate.
Repeal them all desu.

>>82758640
Your mum smokes my meat just fine thanks, I don't think I could bend over far enough myself.

>>82755230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsvXfK72Znw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcM14Al83Ls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWc7vYjgnTs

>>82758688
I think COVID put the hammer down on 24 hour shopping and leisure. There's no point go out at 1 am anymore for some snacks.

>>82758663
I never had a relationship then so no. People took the piss for no reason.

>>82755230
Weird how you don't post your 3.
What is your purpose? To show that nobody here cares about another?

>People took the piss for no reason
>for no reason

>>82755230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IIHiFv2Uhw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETEg-SB01QY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnJM_jC7j_4

Opioid lad, that you?
>>82758143

>>82758785
Me? Opiates.

All change to the new relevant edition
>>82758833

>>82758833

>>82758833

>>82755230
I'll post in here to help reach bump limit. Not as much of a regular, and I'm not noteworthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRcRhWErjjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LFxr2bUEUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsnXdZtuhIk

>>82758746
They did lad. They saw my vulnerabilities. Now I'm the nasty one.

I bump a thread till it is dead
Till it is dead is what I said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPxkTIeq8v8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_nGN_du84

Got legs? Well move to next thread.

>>82758869
You're doing the right hing.

>>82758880
We're done chum, let's move on and jump in the brum brum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_nGN_du84

>>82758886
Ah bastard, I thought it was a different song.
FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6v452P4yYE

>>82758898
I monged my post too, we all make mistakes in life mate.
Pobody's nerfect

>>82758702
I'm opening a paki shop from my house, which is next to yours. 24/7 arguing alkies and junkies from 11pm to 8am, you fucking love it dont you, you filthy slag.

as a creative i wish i was born somewhere in england in the 70s or the early 2000s. you guys have had some of the most influential artist come out of your shithole. bowie, doherty, the clash, joy division, clapton, pistols, kate bush, winehouse, blur, stone roses, cocteau, verve, then u got directors like hitchcock. ur pop culture, skins, kate moss. fucking hell man. i wish i could be reborn as a brit.