Thread 82783330

fuck my stupid faggot incel chud life

do you own any weapons anons

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I got a white flash in my eyes can't wait to get another psychotic break by chirstmas

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>>82783347
*flashes my dick to you*

>>82783358
Miau bad chest feel

>>82783352
but i dont want everyone to know where i live

>>82783383
you can place the tag location literally anywhere. put it 10 miles from where you live, or on a whole nother continent if you don't want people to even know that. i just put mine 50 miles from where i live and i feel safe enough

We're all on a watchlist, aren't we?

>>82783410
faggots on the internet are about as populous as grains of sand on a beach. i think you're safe bro

I should skip dinner for gaining back those 5lbs but I can't. More fried skillet tendies upcoming.

>>82783410
Only the pedos which means you're fucked

i went to another protest today, it was even more fun than the last one ><

What kind of a place you live in where there's so much daily civil unrest lmao?

I'm lonely who can save me waa pity me now

>>82783505
probably Portland, antifa is doing nightly actions against ice there.

made my friend tardlaugh i know hes pissed

gonna go to ihop later as a treat :)

>>82783530
Bunch of retards, do they need to get their town ran over by spics?

>>82783280
you and me man... id hug u if i could

>>82783505
i live in the netherlands, protests there occur very often ^^
>>82783530
gaaaaaay

portland seems like a utter shithole

>>82783484
ain't no pedo blacklung
>>82783552
where do you live that ihop is considered a treat mr anon?

>>82783579
what are you protesting in the netherlands then? I am very curious what would get euros to do such a thing.

>>82783583
>where do you live that ihop is considered a treat mr anon?
if I can get burger fries and a shake at the establishment (and it is not terrible) then it is a treat to me

please don't bring up burgers, fries and shakes, my self control is already hanging by a thread and I desperately crave the fast food but I can't.

>>82783517
hi how are u *gives you a slight smile*

>>82783621
you never get shakes

oh my god i killed a fruit fly i'm going to get so much bad karma out of this fuck me i'm hyperventilating

>>82783643
Bad yay I wanna kill myself

going to another anti-gay protest guys

>>82783658
whats making u wanna do that tho

>>82783674
I'm tired and lonely and nothing will ever be okay

someone put me on the tagmap i need to complete the friends quest

>>82783652

I do sometimes, mainly in the really hot summer.

>>82783702
where do you live. or i'm going to put u in japan since u live on 4chans servers

>>82783697
u know i do feel that same way often. when was the last time u felt rly happy?

>>82783661
lucky, wishh i had one of those to go to. closeted guys always have da best dick

I'm really drunk rn ane my god are boys cute, I would love to suck on a cock if it meant the person actually like and want to stay wirh me

>>82783737(me)
>hh
hehe mlep djjdskkds

>>82783729
Don't remember maybe never

>>82783751
that's cute anon but a large part of it should be enjoying the cock sucking yourself

>>82783751
i'm joing da guard if i don't get a bf by next summer and i keep having fantasies of sucking souljahboy dick in bootcamp but then i get the sads dat my souljahboy isn't going to stay wit me in da reel world. i know lot words jus to say i kno tf

>>82783751
your low self esteem and your substance dependency is making you very attractive to me

>>82783767
what would make you happy? :3

>>82783789
i'm glad someone else is seeing this

>>82783804
Dying yay

I want a partner to settle down with and start a life together.

dying in feild somewhere wit muh crow bf reddy to eat muh dicc (and da rest) hurra!

>>82783594
today was protesting government immigration policy, but there are a lot of different political positions represented. last week there was a big march for gaza for example

>>82783821
no dont say that man. do u enjoy going out for walks? that ought to change your mood. isnt a boyfriend better than the end?

>>82783352
Someone. Needs to make a hue profile. Just make a character ai spambot or something.

>>82783830
i feel like this but i want a well balanced 4 man house

>>82783839
protesting in what way? For more immigrants or less?

>>82783846
What would I do with a boyfriend? Feel alienated and lonely and not even like him? I can't imagine it being anything but bothersome

How does r9gay feel about bisexual australians or is it too early to ask after that whole kiwi thing that gave that side of the world a bad name?

Is nobodyonadelaar apostle? XD

>>82783870
nothing wrong with aussies except being on the other side of the world, it's the bi part that's a nope from me.

>>82783859
In a cuckolding kind of way?

>>82783864
well a boyfriend should be making you feel loved and understood and good. maybe you havent felt it before, but being in love is awesome and ive been chasing it since i knew i could feel that way. what do u want if not some company?

>>82783390
>literally anywhere
>whole nother continent
What's the point of posting your location in that case?

>>82783724
drop me in the greatest nation of all time, right in the middle

>>82783777
I do but the real fun is the person who's enjoying it, I probably have abandonment issuess desu
>>82783787
I getcha, I don't really care much for the sex but just being able to stay with someone who caress
>>82783789
Being a depressed alcoholic with trauma or whatever the fuck you wanna call it ain't cute, it's torture having hours go by you cause you blanked out thinking too hard
>>82783830
That's the dream pal
>>82783870
Eh, I'm Scottish so I'll probably prefer someone who can understand my accent a bit better than the average

>>82783893
The first one didn't I don't think I can love anyone and being loved feels like nothing unless you love them back

Idk it all feels so overwhelming I want to sleep forever

>>82783860
i was at the less immigrants march, but there was also a counter protest going on which i believe was organized by antifa

>>82783892
i mean me and 3 guys being somewhat in love and sharing a space :) its not impossible

>>82783908
sorry man, i was joking
>>82783915
whats your usual relief? i suggest eating some fruit and seeing the sun.

>>82783920
polycules are impossible maintain, someone is going to feel left out.

>>82783944
Nothing it just goes away when it does

>>82783908
scotland seems like a cool place. you glasweigan?

>>82783653
Good. Poor fly. You soulless monster how could you. It should've been you instead ;-;
You should cry for 3 days and 3 nights to cleanse your body of sin. Cut all of your hair too.

>>82783945
idk what that is but if i did everything well and trusted all three other dudes are also doing things in good faith, i dont think itd be difficult.
>>82783947
*hugs* i wont bother you but i want u to do something thatll push u closer to feeling good man. u gotta take care.

>>82783920
can i be number 3 i don't want the main boyfriend spot

>>82783961
I want to kill myself yay it's all so tiresome

youre never going to kill yourself lil bitch wipe your eyes

>>82783789
Nothing attractive about low self esteem unless you're a predator like kiwi preying on vulnerable boys

>>82783870
you should join us on the straight side

Scotts all sound drunk while Aussies sound like they have down syndrome. They legit sound retarded.

>>82783956
From Edinburgh, admittedly my actual accent is pretty weak since it have that gsy voice going on with it
>>82783986
Yeah, I figured that people who like me being a drunk wants nothing but to use me, I was going to say more about it but it'll just make it sound like my self esteem is non existence at that point, glad I'm doing this drunk oveer 4chan and not in a pub

>>82783983
Yeah but I feel like I want to yay

>>82783918
Do you want to attend that one too if it's not at the same time? What's the end game?

>>82784003
>edinburgh
cool. I was there once on vacation, and it's a real beautiful city. that and the rest of scotland, desu. your guy's beat up dirty downtowns are pretty even!

>>82784003
It's not the drunk part you should be worried about... alas I don't even know why he said low self esteem but if that's what you have good luck not attracting abusers lmao

>>82784012
yeahh i would like to as well, i like speaking to people about these topics ^^

>>82784046
just be careful, if you recognized as being at the other protest you could get attacked.

>>82784054
thanks for the concern, i'll be careful :)

I keep dreaming of buff women. Not bodybuilders but just like, thick meaty women that are fit and physical. I keep dreaming of getting them pregnant. Rough babymaking breeding sex. I just get pulled along and I can't stop them. What does this mean?

>>82783907
>drop me in the greatest nation of all time, right in the middle
hier mein Freund!

>>82783986
That pooner wasn't a boy lol

>>82784026
Cheers pal! It's probably the one good thing about Scotland, the nature and beauty of it, I remember how nice it was just looking over the sea with a castle in the distance, being able to just relax and appreciate the beauty of it all, though I'm hoping you have a similar view wherever you're at, nothing quite like it
>>82784041
Yeah, it's a bit of a fear of myself since I did let a lot of people take advantage of me as a child, I at least would leave if the person was cheating but I think I'll struggle if he was hitting me, my self image sucks like that

i support trans people

i'm gay and i date trans men

>>82784112
thx. no, uhh wtf? anon? i AM CHAD

>>82784150
so liking vagina is gay now, whats the world coming to....

>>82784213
i wanna frot and suck their cute little penises

>>82784161
ok fixed!

>>82784220
You mean their clitoris? Unless they have the frankendick.

I should sleep but I don't wanna

>>82784231
i use male anatomical language to be respectful

>>82784150
not gay
but i only support a few 30yo transgirls who like all the same stuff i like and arent insufferable

they probably have a bigge peen dan me hurra!

>>82784091
first tell me about your relationship with your mother

>>82784286
Freud-san, you think, I'm Oedipus?

Something bad is about to happen to me

>>82784306
Nta but you have Retardus complex

Just had a nightmare where no matter which "home" I went to, a bunch of people started coming over, partying and making fun of me, then when I was running away I recognized someone and started having a mental breakdown right in the middle of the street.
Guess even sleep stops being an escape at some point.

>>82784310
I'll bite, what's wrong meow? Just a melty or something serious?

>>82784431
It's song lyrics yay

I'm just having a melty

bro is not a teen btw he is nearly 30 acting like this

>>82784473
Wow almost like I'm very mentally ill yay

>>82783428
And yet I'm still single at 30+

I did some meth and my estimates say I'll only get bf by the time I'm 33, earlier it isn't possible or the probability is fairly low.

>>82784557
Don't ever do hard drugs bitch, weed edibles give you all the high you neet.

=|=|=|=|=|=|=

Unrelated, a random blonde blue eyed gypsy guy started chatting to me at the store, he wanted to show off his muscles telling me he goes to the gym.
He invited me to a spa but when i said no, he ran away.
Later on i spotted him at another asile, dry humping his gypsy wife and grinning at me.
Why do i need to live in Transylvania?

Meow spinning romantic fantasies that will never happen yay

>>82784557
Don't do meth, it'll make you ugly as fuck.
Do opiates instead, I do them and I'm cute as fuck despite using for almost a year.

mom asked if i wanted to go out for dinner tonight and i said yeah okay

>>82783870
I had a friend from Australia and I miss him

Back in my wow days and when I was nocturnal I joined aus/nz guild and the guild chat was the funnest thing I've never seen. Just constant banter back and forth.

>>82784686
where tho
>>82784629
>Do opiates instead
just tell her to kys, its faster

Meow gimme attention

Theoretically, what would you do if somebody raped you?

>>82784794
Kill myself yay

OC
Working towards a better future

>>82784777
going to the korean place

>>82784854
in a way they are right, we know the jews cut americans to mark them as slaves but this sounds schizo to the normie. better to focus on the financial aspect by big pharma and big cosmetic which the average person already distrusts.

Dressing up as Wind Guardian Leviosa this Halloween for my millennial boyfriend (He read the book about the magic).

>>82784789
ok here u go, it's on time this time.

>>82784994
I don't need it ptui

>>82785008
but you asked for it? dumb fat cow...

>>82785009
*ugly dumb fat cow

>>82785020
you may bee fat and go moo, but at least ur not ugly.

>>82785009
Yay thankies
>>82785020
No u

>>82784878
Every community deserves it's own content.
The antitalmudic movement has too much untapped potential to ignore. We want to show the truth to zoomers. The millenials already have families.

>>82785037
your welcome Meow! :D

>>82784854
The internet / memes have been doing a great job at reducing circumcision rates. Rates have decreased by 40% since the 90s.

i find it very depressing that even story (a gamer of old) doesn't play games anymore. he and my mom both say the same things about attention span, funnily, and i think they both know the reason, which is too much time on the phone...yet neither is willing or able to do anything about it. on the subject of drugs, this is indicative of a serious druglike problem...but unlike drugs (though like food) you can't simply go cold turkey. well, you sort of can with a phone, but many people are required to do things on them for work. not my mom or story, but many people.

eating too much i understand; food is tasty and my dad and grandpa are/were quite large. but for some reason ive never had the least interest in watching interminable hours of internet videos. i dont say this to brag -- well not entirely -- but i just dont understand the appeal. if i spend hours on the internet its arguing with people, which (whatever its merits as an activity) is at least practicing something...i mean theres plenty of tv shows that i like. internet videos are just like a chisel in the eardrums and eyeballs though.

normies went this way like 10 yrs ago, and while its sad to see how lifeless and sad most of them are now, its not the same thing as seeing it happen to people you see yourself in. let "normies" be lost -- things would seem completely different now for me if it hadn't gotten to story also. or my mom. she used to read the whole newspaper every day and now its almost entirely just twitter. a disturbing thing with addiction is that you end up having the same conversations with the addicted over and over, getting nowhere. words fail. i like to be walking around, sleeping, or reading. winter doesn't really change that anymore either, though it did for a few years. i want to help people but with phones its like talking to the back of one while they scroll.

i'll lead by example...i'll post but i'm not gonna argue with ppl until story plays video games again.

>>82785053
I'm vewy tiwed waa

>>82785080
does storyanon even have a smartphone

>>82785176

Yes I do, an old one that was mom's. That also was not be you replied to by the way.

>>82785187
so is it true? have you been wasting all day on tiktok

>>82785215

I never use apps on the phone but I do consume brain rot via yt shorts on my desktop.

>>82785237
when are u getting married brah ur like 36 years old. old ahh man spending all day fappin to softcore porn yt shorts

>>82785401

35 and come on, you know know nothing of the sort will happen. I'll be lucky to make it 5 years from now. Right now I have indigestion so bad I can barely stand it and nothing helps.

Never downloaded Tiktok and I only use Twitter for porn very occasionally. This is my "social media"

>>82785062
The work is only done when it is recognized that what the cutters do is worse than the pedophiles on the dark web.

>>82784794
Consent and take their power away.

>>82785589
I'm on reddit

>>82784794
Beat them half to death and keep abusing them in ways that make the never feel safe again. Like breaking into their house in the middle of the night and pouring cold water onto them then punching their face when they wake up and smashing their head on the table. Then I sit there, turn on the tv and watch them struggle to breathe from all the blood. They would know that I can appear at any moment of day or night and there is nothing they can do to stop me from making their life hell. It's more mental torture than anything despite the beatings and property destruction.

>>82785080
Are prisoners allowed to have phones while locked up and do they take selfies after getting their teeth done? Maybe we should send story to prison to get his medical treatment for free but not to transition to Kennethe, we know what that slutty fat tranny wants deep down

kenni could be a cute tranny name

I'm no transsexual or transgender, I mean I support them for what it's worth but that's it.

I'm not gay but I have these dreams where a group of gay guys come into my room and have sex with me and force me to cum against my will.

>>82785933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbl6igaMflI

/r9gay/ romance be like:
>I don't know what you see in me you deserve much better
>>no you deserve better I'm not good enough for you
>no you can do so much better than me just look at me
>>nu uh you deserve better

Niggafied bugs bunny

I am going to take a long shower and shave my beard afterward. Should I keep and grow out my sideburns?

>>82786039
ive never said this but ive never had an /r9gay/ bf

>>82785943
issa heater

Making another Halo multiplayer poll
https://strawpoll.com/mpnb14G1Jy5
Added a few more options

>>82783330 (OP)
op going thru it lol

>>82783330 (OP)
knives and a machete
metal rods and pieces too, if those count
>>82782577
don't even reply, just make a new thread for each post lol
>>82786324
i will likely host a reach ff later, so maaaybe disregard my 1 vote out of... [1] on ur poll :p
i think co-op would be fun, it takes extra steps, but those are simple

>>82786830
killer fish from san diego have just washed up on the beach.

>>82786830
I'd play Reach firefight

>>82786324
>no option for servicing arbiter's hefty musky balls
wtf kind of poll is this

>>82786946
killer fish from san diego have just washed up on the beach. 2
>>82787117
chief get :o
i got distracted in forge
i'll piss, get food, then make a match

>captcha HKGAY

I imagine a curvy femboy version of myself when fantasizing of getting my butt stuffed. But I'm as far from a femboy as you can get. Guess it's just a desire to be seen as cute.

mmm pasta, ok made a match in case anyone here still wanna play

match name: hmm
lmk if you want a diff gametype or difficulty

>>82786039
me and my ex until i ghosted him and he found someone better

>>82788038
Sorry I also got distracted.
If you're still up for it, what's the lobby name?

>>82788310
Oh nvm
I see it here. >>82788221
I'll get on

I wanna eat a plump juicy pussy loudly like a dog eating a bowl of pasta but then fags will claim I'm no longer gay if I do that

>>82788541
Youre just bisexual (aka; prison gay, aka aids spreader aka so-ybo-y aka grasseatter male aka nu-male aka redditor aka low T male, aka male feminist aka watches destiny/hasan/etc aka post about the "revolution" on his designer ipad in a fancy cafe, aka "fuckin loves science", aka collects funkos/labubus, aka loves nintendo, aka )

>dream where you're lost in a weird city and wander through it's sprawling buildings with bizarre architecture
I hate this one, it always feels so real.

sometimes i feel like topping but its just 4 inches...

>>82788664
real, even if I do get to have sex, I'll never get to enjoy it aside from maybe getting brief pity head.

Oh yeah I'd love to have my ass destroyed by 20 inch cock that's so enjoyable. Imagine being under AVERAGE oh the horror. No it's not easier to suck and perfectly fits into your mouth you need to only suck the tip of a 100 inch monster cock, that's so much better.

>>82788664
Definitely can do the job!

>>82788664
>>82788689
That small... you were born to be exclusive bottoms. Are you femboys too?

>>82788775
Don't femboys stereotypically have massive fuckoff cunt busters?

>>82788119
boy looking boys are cuter than femboys. If I wanted a girl, I'd have the original thing, but I would not care becauase I am gay. I'm saying this as a top, normal looking, neither masc nor fem

>>82788746
it feels so silly tho
>>82788775
part of me agrees
and no, im a loser so i dont take care of myself at all

I wiah to top, but forced to bottom. Life's not fair, yeah I'm a bottom, but I wish to sink my penis in a guy too one day, most days tbqh.

I wish for my ex to love me but that's impossible so I'll die alone

he probably wants to fuck your hole daily you slut

i've gained 12 kilos in the last 3 months ^_^

>>82788864
I've seen some guys saying that a penis too big feels too invasive, while a small one can do the job just fine without hurting them. I'm not going to deny many guys want their organs scrambled by big cocks, but the one gays who are mature and sweet enough will probably focus on smth else in a relationship. I'm a vers guy, and I care more about body than penis, sexually speaking, and I don't want to my anus to leak because of big cocks. But again, I'm vers, so I'd also like to top

>>82788938
of muscles? Super hot
of fat? Hot as well, now you can crush me with your big belly

>>82788938
Big fat whore slutty bottom

if my bf showed up and said he got bigger, with a smirk on his face, that'd be the exact moment I'm getting naked ready to sex. I cannot think of a hottest thing

i wish more guys were bi, especially the tall nerdy ones

>>82789000
I wish they were straight up gay

>>82789000
>i wish more guys were straight

hey wait a min. im straight and tall and wear glasses

>>82789045
>im straight
fuck off then

>>82788952
>but the one gays who are mature and sweet enough will probably focus on smth else in a relationship
I like how even you who defend smol pp implicitly concede that no one prefers it. Which isn't true. It's not that other qualities will compensate for it when there is nothing to compensate for. It's actually better for oral and not everyone is an anal slut. I would know! Most penises look good it's really a dumb thing to be insecure about.

>>82789054
but what if i need gay information one day

>>82788991
I would kill myself. But if he said he got even thinner...

oh I forgot it was the prison gay anime elderly retard poster hours

>>82788664
I'm seven inches and it's the opposite with me, I don't like topping much and would much prefer being a pillow prince... shame I get pressured to top most of the time

>Eh it's so hard having a big penis haha I get tired from topping bottoms often I wish I wasn't that popular and had a day rest at least once a week it's so hard being hung
Die humblebragging whore

vine boom 2

>>82789109
Hey, I'm just sick of always being expected to top, you get pressured and laughed at if you ever want to bottom which in my case is the vast majority of the time, I would unironically prefer it being smaller if it meant that I could just stick to being a bottom

>>82789065
>concede no one prefers it
but I literally listed some of its advantages
>for it when there is nothing to compensate for
I get what you mean, it was in context with anon thinking people mostly prefer big penises
>really a dumb thing to be insecure about
it's not dumb when the gay community is filled with size queens, or at least, the few ones are very vocal about it. It makes sense to be insecure when people make you think that's what matters in sex and no one talks about the benefits of a small penis. The media landscape is filled with big cock worship, jokes and everything. It makes sense men are insecure about it

Hopefully, we overcome this and think more like you do

>>82789070
you're straight, why would you?

>>82789080
are (You) the one who wants to get bigger? I'll get thinner for you :)

>>82789080
>I would kill myself
why? You don't like males getting bigger?

franokk02 bf
you're welcome

>>82789090
>prison gay anime elderly retard poster
qrd

nambla aspirant

Woke up still feeling depressed and lonely waa

Need italian bf BADLY

buen dia trolos :)

What is the logistics of liking both men and trans women? Like I'll say I'm gay but really I like anyone with a dick, pussy freaks me out so what is the logistics about this?

>>82783330 (OP)
Kys faggot troons
>>>/lgbt/

>>82789855
You should say you're a degenerate even amongst the degenerates of your group. You should kill yourself.

Haircut went ok I guess. Not as good as longer hair but it's not too short n should motivate me to start gym so 5/10 experience.

>>82789495
If you don't like hairy fat grandpas (because your father didn't love you) you're prisongay

If you don't like hairy fat grandpas you're probably a pedophile

>>82786852
Reminder everyone who hangs around here fishing for mentally ill bottoms to save is abusive piece of shit

Reminder everyone who hangs around here fishing for mentally ill bottoms to save is a pedophile

>>82789080
sounds pedophilic and abusive

>>82789919
show ur haircut?

>>82790019
>>82789919
Never show yourself on 4chan anon, we'll take the absolute piss out of you

>>82789855
ah its pedo abuse monday i forgot

>>82787776
Straggots are disgusting

>>82790029
What does this even mean in this context? I get >>82789899 telling me this but I'm just confused on this one

>>82790028
You say that like I don't know it's a bad idea. Thank you for looking out for others, that's sweet.

Meow where bf to save me yay

>>82790047
Never ping me again bipedo lunatic

>>82790028
I'll show u mine if u show me yours :)
>>82790047
just a joke

if a really short guy (but not a midget) came up to u in public and started hitting on u like crazy, would u let him top u? or would u only bottom for taller guys? :0

>>82790088
I wouldn't let a stranger top me period but I had this guy in the next room to mine in the military who was maybe 160cm and I thought he was kinda cute and manly yay

>>82787999
When is pxl going to start mailing weedbombs to apple headquarters?

>>82790088
I'd only bottom for short boys but only if they're twinks who sound like bottoms but are actually dominant in bed

>buying your short top plushies after sex as reward
Y-you said you'd get me a large Pikachu if I did a good job, didn't you?

Mental illness general

>>82790064
@everyone @82790064 Please do NOT announce to the server when you are going to go mogoterbate

Homosexuality is a serious mental illness, get help

>>82790156
sounds like a pedophile

Subtweeting passive aggressive freaks

Abandon homosexuality and seek God

I love big asses

Your future isn't bright, homosexual

Every homosexual will be in hell

dude god :rofl: christ is king lmao :ok_sign: :joy: :100: :100: :fire:
brimstone bro :speaking_head: :fire: HELL bro
gay bad gay sin the flesh is never sated bro lol :fax_machine: :no_entry_sign: :billed_cap:
for real on god on moms
dude brain damage lmaooo :brain: :griffin: :dog2:
off top? off top :moneybags: :muscle_skin_tone_5: :innocent:
join my cult of a god that hates you and god will love you bro :beers:

>>82790059
I need one too!

>>82790104
The guy that raped you was a midget? You're an easy whore meow

Communities of the mentally ill must be banned

>>82790327
Which of them in particular?

>>82790271
Yay me too
>>82790285
I just said he wasn't in the same squad yay

Communists are mentally ill must be banned

>>82790350
>didn't deny the rape
So it happened lolmeow

Daily reminder low IQ people who dont understand that appealing to moral system that isn't your own and you don't subscribe to and saying you're being hypocritical for not following it don't know what hypocrisy is.

>>82790363
Can you stop talking about rape it's making me uncomfortable yay

>>82790413
I wanna rape you (holding hands)

>>82790438
Liar yay

>>82790438
HOLDING HANDS EITHOUT CONSENT IS LITERALLY RAPE FUCK OFF CHUD

>>82790486
I wanna hold you hand
>>82790490
And I wanna hold your hands
I wanna watch how two of you hold hands together while I watch

>>82790498
Handcucknon is born

Having passionate anal with Jesus Christ herself.

>>82790524
You probably held many big strong hands of BLACK BVLLS and didn't tell me yet

>>82790397
It's not hypocritical because they don't believe in equality

store:visited
chick fil a: acquired
money: 100 bucks poorer

My sister is dating a bodybuilder guy as a "fun rebound" (her words not mine)
For me, dating a man like that is nothing but a fantasy, yet she can just simply treat them like commodities for entertainment to be disposed of the second she gets bored.
How am I the "degenerate" for simply finding men attractive as a guy? unlike her I'd try to be a decent partner and do my best to make them feel loved, and if I couldn't, I'd let them go to find someone who will.
it's so fucking unfair, I hate straight people so much, why will they never feel the pain I feel on a daily basis.

>>82790498
Liar yayay

>>82790698
steal her boyfriend, generally the more homophobic a gymbro is the more in the closet they are.

>>82790710
I would try, but she moved out far from where I live so all I can do is cry in my basement.

Do you guys always flush the piss? I've always been told "if it's yellow let it mellow." But I'm learning this is not as common as I thought it was.

>>82790795
If alone then let it sit a few times, if living with someone or someone's visiting? Flush it.

>>82790795
If I'm only peeing, I do it in the sink.
I just run the tap for a few seconds to flush it away, and don't care much afterwards

>>82790807
gross, I can't believe I might have to toilet train a bf if that's common.

>>82790827
It saves water so it's beneficial if anything
also, you'd criticize me for sitting on the toilet to pee because it's not "masculine" so let daddy piss in the sink if he wants.

>>82790836
it doesn't save that much water and the sink is not the proper fixture for pee. As for sitting I don't care, it's none of my businesses.

Olay but where is my prrfect chad husband who saves me

lol i will never have sex or experience love

i'm gonna do it i'm gonna fucking do it

>>82790844
>I don't care
Liar, bottoms will immediately lose respect for their tops and get the ick if they catch them peeing while sitting.
getting caught peeing in the sink has the "I can fix him" appeal that makes you desperate to try and "train" me back to normal, so I'll let you chase that while I remain unchanging.

are bishits allowed here?

>>82790889
yeah
we made this gen

How about panfags?

>>82790916
what's the difference between you and a bisexual? Seriously.

>>82790921
I would fuck kitchen utensils as well as trannies

>>82790898
was the first r9gay made by a bisexcual? tell us about r9k history oldfag

>>82790921
They're the same thing lol

>>82790164
this is awesome actually. any short tops feeling lonely tonight #_#?

>>82783410
You can actually check that if you want, personally I am not on one.

While I was working out the cute golden retriever playing fetch walked up to me and demanded pats which I was more than happy to oblige. So funny how he bothered me while I was exercising tho.
On my way to the store I saw a small kitten thst enjoyed climbing up my leg and was overall very friendly. In front of the store I was surprised to see a long time friend cat that grown more but was just as friendly. Had a designed spot to sleep on, also upgraded from last time I saw it.
And I would see none of that if I stayed inside all day.

>>82790698
Now this is a good, relatable post
>best to make them feel loved
they would not appreciate it, expecially bodybuilder kind of guys, they're heartless and often homophobic even when they're explicitly gay. They don't deserve your care just because they're hot
>it's so fucking unfair, I hate straight people so much, why will they never feel the pain I feel on a daily basis
women specifically, but yes, I know the feel gay bro...I hug you. I'd also know how to make a guy feel special and loved, but they're uncomfortable with the idea of being the ones you write poetry for
>>82790710
don't, they treat us like crap

>>82790567
Cuckbot stop being so obsessed

Meow worship me I'm cool and Epic

>>82790698
Have you considered that you're mentally ill and need to start dating women like you're supposed to you pervert freak?

>>82790795
I keep losing faith in humanity with each post I see here

>>82790795
why the would you not flush it? Money?
We're gays, we're supposed to be less gross than straights

>>82790795
With bunnymutt around you wouldn't even need a toilet

>>82791071

I seem to have not gotten that memo, though I do at least flush after I pee.

Meow should worship me

>>82791042
I used to worship my ebf, but that wasn't good enough for him :(

>>82791001
I love cats but I wish I wasn't so scared of dogs too, I'm glad you like them but I have some kind of phobia of them =(

>>82791095

I'm not scared of dogs but I have never really been around them so I am a little nervous. Except for pits, I don't like pits.

>>82791093
Cool how does that relate to me

>>82791126
because maybe if u did get worshiped it wouldn't be enough :(
also I only will worship my fbf.

>>82791084
Why would I yay

>>82791132
Idc yay this is about me not you

>>82791105
nobody sane likes them, unless you grew with one and was your childhood dog

>>82791140
:(
don't bee mean to me plz, I'm hurting :(

>>82791146
Okay being deadass for a sec you deserve it for thinking a ebf is worth anything

How would meow like to be worshiped?

>>82791156
that's really mean :(
I'm trying my best here, u can't blame a nigga for just living.

>>82791161
Unprotected cuddles and merciless petting also praise talk

>>82791105
I'm not really a fan of any of them period, sure they seem cute but I had some pretty bad experiences with them, I was sexually assualted by one when I was a child, I've seen them literally kill a man before and when I was younger my dad brought me out to watch these underground dog fights, I remember being terrified of it because of how violent it was and how close they brought me towards it, plus having people force me to be around them really gave me a sour taste for them in general

>he's active on LGBT spaces
ICK!

>>82791164
Meow you're stupid

>>82791191
ur stupid,.. at least I had a bf, you're just a dumb cow, moo.

i wonder what fresh blood tastes like

what to r9gay users smell like?

Blood tastes like iron mostly, got a little bit of a bitter taste too but not by much.

>>82791214
salty koins and milk

>>82791202
Moo moo. I'm cold

>>82791134
All dumb bottom whores should worship the ground I walk on

>>82791202
Also ebfs are not real bfs

murder suicide is the only option

>>82791225
moo, I hope you warm up Yay!
>>82791232
yes they are, Yay! moo

>>82791146
ignore him anon. I'm sorry you went through that <3

>>82791243
thank you nonny, I'll heal someday <3

>>82791214
right now, sweat, because college makes me depressed. Normally, like almonds and roses, I shower daily and put on sweet perfumes!

>>82791214
Depends, usually booze and smoke when I'm not working but I smell like a walking hospital smell when at work

>>82791230
I'm not dumb or a whore yay
>>82791241
No they're not cope

>>82791252
you're healing already
first step was to let go. Each day it will hurt you less and less
>>82791257
why? Where do you work?

>>82791095
I think all cats are cute but dogs are very hit and miss. Why are you scared if them? Also golden retrievers are the friendliest pets you can have probably. It wasn't even a stray so I had zero reason to worry. Do you ever play with stray cats or give them food?

>>82791261
You're pretty dumb, meow that's why you're a minimum wage worker

>>82791274
I'm a university student tho

still crazy meow weighs 20kg more than me

>>82791202
You really are stupid for being kind to him and deserve being made fun of. Scorpion and the frog.

what do you study meow?

>>82791287
You're 50kg? Get some meat on your bones lmao

>>82791285
A failing one

>>82791177
>lost his virginity to a dog
Was he a chad breed

>>82791287
how you know that yay

>>82791290
Neurobiology

>>82791294
Not really yay how so

this world is terrible and needs to be cleaned

>>82791267
I explained it here >>82791177 lol
>>82791298
Fuck off, my dad was already doing shit before that happen so it'll be wrong anyways, god I hate how messed up my life was

>>82791307
why would a father bring a child to these awful places?

>>82791288
I can't help being good natured and kind hearted.

Nothing more romantic than traveling to another country to meet with your bf for the first time after years of being in love with eachother

>>82791323
And getting disappointed when your chemistry is shit irl

>>82791317
Then don't half ass it and kiss hiss ass while hee spits on you instead of calling him a cow

>>82791317
you're cute. Why did that meanie leave?

>>82791292
yes and its the normal weight fatfuck
>>82791299
he said his weight in a thread a while back

>>82791335
Maybe if you're 150cm

>>82791328
That's impossible if you actually had any connection to begin with

>>82791336
bmi calc says im 18.7 which is healthy

>>82791330
:( I'll try
>>82791333
he realized after making me his ebf that he didn't wanna pay for a flight either way and broke things off, we were friends for almost 8 years.

>>82791307
Did your father molest you

>>82791346
Cope lol
>>82791347
>0,2 over underweight
Cope

>>82791357
Yes because he was a chad thats why no one molested me I wasnt good enough

>>82791346
>impossible
Said the celibate. You don't anything about connection until you meet up in real life.
Obviously the guy who lives on the internet won't like hearing that.

>>82791353
I see...long distance relationship aren't an easy thing, personally I don't think I'd ever start one unless I was head over heels and the other guy was too. You think you would've went to see him?

>>82791357
Well I'm a massive faggot now so what do you think?

>>82791374
I'm a massive faggot too and my dad never did any of that

>>82791353
Good. So next time he takes you for granted and metaphorically spits on you, you say
>thank you meow. Please shit on my kindness harder meow.

>>82791381
stop being mean to anon, though love doesn't always work

>>82791370
yeah I feel that, I was really head over heels for this guy but I guess he didn't feel the same about me, I would've went to see him one way or another but I didn't have a job or any money and since he didn't wanna pay to see me he just broke it off, he got a tranny bf less than 2 months later after he said he wasn't going to go out of his way for a relationship, so I guess he got really lucky with that timing or had someone else lined up ready to go.

>>82791353
Wow almost like ebfs are not real bfs and it's just a shitty cope
>>82791381
I'm right tho

>>82791353
>Wasted 8 years on an anonymous stranger only to end up ghosted
Grim. But the worst thing is how you simply haven't learned the lesson and you're still trying to find the next e-bf to repeat the same mistake again. Meanwhile you have never tried anything irl with gay guys who actually live in your city. It's like you want to suffer

>>82790698
Because she is the the norm, she supports the norm and she has titties and a vagina. Most straight men, even "queer" one too, fall for that since it's easy and what is supposed to be right.

>>82791404
Don't you know liking people who live next to you is compromising and that's wrong

>>82791404
I'm not looking for an ebf, and I don't have a phone so I can't use the apps.

>>82791359
You're the one coping tho. I know what I like and want and somehow I'm always correct about it. Coincidentally when others tell me what I need and if I make the mistake of listening to their advice they're always wrong and it never works out.

>>82791395
I'm sorry anon. If I may, you were kind of blinded by your love for him and didn't see that this thing wasn't actually possible given that you had no money to pay for travel. Being a little more realistic helps into not hurting much at the end of things

Computer what time is it in Brazil?

>>82791416
What are you babbling about lmao that makes no sense

>>82791412
>still making excuses.
You have never given anyone irl a fraction of the dedication, willingness and availability that you give to these anonymous strangers.

>>82791408
What the fuck are you talking about you weirdo. Having a bf irl is compromising? So you desperately need some compromising in your life.

If you're doing "long distance" relationships then you might as well use a damn ai chatbot, it's both bullshit and it isn't proper love

>>82791379
I know you don't wanna talk about your cousin Ernie but we know

>>82791443
Yeah because random people who live 6000 km are automaticlly better bfs than anyone who lives in my city

i weigh 175kg

It is, just because you're an ugly tranny bitch doesn't mean people weren't successful with ldrs

>>82791379
Is it bad that I get surprised when other gay people haven't been through similar stuff to me? Like I struggle to comprehend that someone can grow up happy and still be queer

life molested me and continues to and won't stop even when i say i don't like it

>>82791454
>wasn't successful with ldr himself
Telling

>>82791422
that's fair, it still hurts, all my life I've had self worth issues and that really didn't help. So much has been taken from me all for just a little bit of money, I'll never stop paying for it.

>>82791385
Why would you respect someone who doesn't respect himself? No one is forcing him to be a doormat, he gladly accepts it. And that's fine but don't do this thing where you insult the guy you were trying to help. Either go all the way or stfu and let him be.

>>82791454
Cope harder bitch yay

>>82791452
are you tall or ultra manlet

>>82791464
You deluded yourself into believing you actually had something with that person, you didn't. It wasn't about the money. He was a stranger, you two were. All that online talking amounted to nothing without the real life counterpart

>>82791429
I'm saying I'm right because I know how my brain works and you're wrong because you're literally insane and clueless yay

>>82791456
Being queer is not a result of bad things happening in childhood.
What did your father do to you?

>>82791479
but it DID amount to something, sorrow.

>>82791468
edgy straggot talk, we're better than this. Some people are more sensitive

>>82791395
>he said he wasn't going to go out of his way for a relationship, so I guess he got really lucky with that timing or had someone else lined up ready to go
It's so funny when they say that. People are such liars.
>>82791396
You just suck at ldr bro

>>82791481
You're still babbling unrelated nonsense yay

>>82791477
no i'm not hat

>>82791499
Good ldrs are bad why would I want to be good at deluding myself

>>82791486
You already know what he did, I also know that childhood trauma isn't connected to being gay but like come on, the vast majority of queers I know have went through horrible stuff so hearing someone who haven't just doesn't sound real to me at all, it's like heartstoppers for me, too much fluff for reality

>>82791464
things will get better anon, but you have to work towards it, help yourself to heal, and other anons have a point in learning from mistakes. I know that love confuses us, but we need to deal with our feeling in a more stable and conscious way
>So much has been taken from me all for just a little bit of money
wdym anon?

>>82791499
>people are such liars
yeah, it's hard being honest so I guess I can't even blame them.

I just know that I'm too mentally ill and not normal to have a relationship with a guy and maybe too late for me to heal and fix myself.

I have a desire to be measured and dressed up by gay men
is this how people get groomed

>>82791586
fentanyl is the drug for you

>>82791524
average joe?

i miss my gf now
thanks a lot gaybots

>>82791590
dress yourself in motor oil and light a fire

>>82791565
well once when I got my first job I saved up some money and hid it in my room, about $700, one day my dad found it and stole it and my mom lied to me about it until he died. My brother tried to fleece me out of utility money until my mom kicked him out and was abusive anyway, I just fee like all my life no one has ever valued me very much because they'd try to screw me over less than $1,000. For less than that I could've visited my ex, I'm so sickened by how greedy and petty people are about money, now I hate money for what it's shown me about people.

>>82791586
You don't need fixing, that's just an excuse. It's not too late to try dating. You can do it now

>>82791606
you're welcome, just fuck off and keep us clean from your taint

>>82791615
jesus hue you're just setting people up for failure

>>82791609
you're the only one to light my fire bby

>>82791562
People aren't queer because bad things happened to them. Bad things happened to them because they were queers. Your sample is biased.

am i gay gay because my father molested me or did my father molested me because i was gay

>>82791611
no wonder you feel like this you poor thing...you still live with your momma? How's the relationship with her?

>>82791620
Here is failure. This place is failure. Every second that these celibates remain here making up excuses for never trying, they're failing. You are failing right now.
The mere act of getting out there and trying something real, would already count as a small success

>>82791639
sorry i'm just not into humiliation

>>82791594
How is that supposed to help?
>>82791615
No, I'm not in my right mind, haven't been in couple years. I see more normal people and wonder why I'm not one of them and why they go through life happy, unburdened and at ease. I can't have a bf and other human luxuries at this moment.

>>82791611
He wasn't an "ex" and he didn't want to see you that much, it was really not about the money. You need a boy who is at most, a bus ride away.

>>82791647
once you get hooked on it you won't want a bf anymore you'll just want more fentanyl which is actually possible for you to get unlike a bf which is impossible for you

>>82791638
yeah I do, it's getting better but always been pretty aloof, I've never really been all that close with anyone except my ex, and part of that is because of my home life and just never feeling like I could trust anyone. That has been getting better since it's just me my mom and my sister, we're a lot better off without the toxic members who turned every day into a soap opera.

>>82791645
And being a lonely cel here isn't humiliating in itself? Being an adult virgin isn't humiliating? Sort your priorities my man.

>>82791617
bruh the irony

>>82791647
>not in my right mind, haven't been in couple years
This is as "right mind" as it gets. You're just making excuses again. It's called procrastination.
You see normal people and let me tell you something about them: when they tried dating, they did it outside of 4chan and r9k, unlike you v

>>82791666
>better off without the toxic members who turned every day into a soap opera.
this is proof enough life can get better eventually, wish I could say the same for my family. Anyway anon, would you still date someone very far away from u now?

>>82791655
you're right, it was never about the money, it's about him not wanting me. I'm trying to put feelers out but until I get a phone it's an uphill battle.
>>82791682
I hope your family heals, but some of mine were straight up sociopaths so I hope it's not that bad for you
>would you still date someone very far away from u now?
I dunno maybe, I don't think I would unless he'd be willing to import me, that would make me feel like I'm worth fighting for; not something I'm used to. I know a guy who did that and am kinda jelly I can't have a relationship like that.

>>82791664
Why do you think it's impossible for me to get a bf? Is it bad? Are you being mean on purpose or not? I don't wanna eat fent, it might be laced or mixed with other bad more potent drugs.
>>82791677
Because those people are better looking and wasn't introduced to 4chan or healthier mentally and had others liking them or got lucky. Why make me do thing that won't end well?

>>82791703
You can emulate an android on your computer and any cheap 50 dollar phone will do the trick but that's just the physical means. What's more important is your mental state and your willingness to meet a gay guy who lives next to you.

>>82791708
You like them big thick and chad BBC don't ya bottom whore

>>82791703
You also have to fight for your love anon. I know you're searching for someone that will make you feel you're important, but first and foremost, you have to feel like you matter yourself, unfortunately it's not common for people to get saved by others. What are you doing with your life now?

What should I base my life around now that I've accepted that a bf wouldn't make me happy?

>>82791513
Chemistry (in a way you use it) is a normalfag concept just like love at first sight yay I win so tru

>>82791714
>do thing that won't end well?
Like shitposting here or falling for ldr with "e bfs"?
Your current course of action is not going to end well, and yet there you are.
You going outside and getting a taste of real life, that would do wonders to you. It wouldn't end badly. You shitposting here and doing nothing with your romantic life will end badly. It already has.

i wish we had bbc in my country

>>82791720
I have set up an emulator to try that but don't have 50 bucks to get an sms msg, maybe I'll borrow my mom's phone or something but I really don't want her to find out I'm gay like that.
>>82791741
thanks, I'll try, right now I'm just focusing on my creative projects, I used to make a lot of creative works for my ebf so now I have a lot of free time.

>>82791446
So true proper love is when you stare at a random stranger and get hypnotized by his eyes. True love btw! Remember if he doesn't live inside your walls it's ldr

>>82791703
>maybe
Have you learned nothing? Ldr are bullshit specially with anonymous strangers you met here. When will you learn?

>>82791748
Ah yes everyone gets along the exact same which is why you need to date someone living on another continent instead of dating someone you get along exactly as well who lives in your apartment block

Retard

>>82791773
I didn't meet him here, I met him on GTA online

>>82791748
>Chemistry (in a way you use it) is a normalfag concept
No it isn't, it's a fact.
You should know that, you and your ex had zero chemistry which is why you dumped him after meeting each other a couple of times only

He's right, chemistry and love at first sight are normalfag concepts that they can afford to gush about but we cannot being gay. How many gay couples do you hear talk about love at first sight ans chemistry? Zero.

>>82791780
>Anonymous stranger
It's the same shit, anon. You need real life dating like an opioid addict needs narcan

>>82791794
Love at first sight is a juvenile concept, but chemistry is pretty much real and important
Only a virgin with 0 experience would disagree

>>82791808
Describe your "chemistry" with your bf

>>82791794
>How many gay couples do you hear talk about love at first sight ans chemistry? Zero.
Maybe because you don't have gay friends or any social circle so you get your opinions on these topics from other bitter celibates

>>82791769
I wish you best anon, I don't wanna be harsh, I'm speaking from personal experience. Unfortunately, if you're not very attractive or very high status, people don't care for you...until you find the special one who does :) but you have to put in the effort too

So bored of these gaygen whores here all day or trannies or whatever the fuck they are screaming at everyone here about how they need to leave and go be extrovert whores. Nobody cares. Fuck off. Kill yourselves you weird demented freaks.

>>82791812
When I see him my heart skips a beat and when we kiss you can feel all the worries and stress dissipate like smoke in the air

>>82791817
thanks, I'll put in what I can. My heart doesn't work like everyone else's but I know my love alone won't ever be enough, so I guess it's time for looksmaxing B)

>>82791825
>just let me be a bitter loner crying about being a bitter loner in peace
Amazing you don't get bored of being an incel

>>82791835
remember to find someone who loves you for you tho anon. Sounds corny, but that's the truth, looks fade

>>82791794
ive had plenty of chemistry with guys before, its just different theres like a bromanship thats a little romantic rather than the guy to girl chemistry of seduction.
idk anyone regardless of identity thats truly experienced love at first sight. thats a movie thing to me tho i kinda wish i knew what its like if its really there somewhere...........

>>82791817
Like you don't care about others if they're not attractive themselves.

>incel
Yep fuck off back to Xitter you braindead mongoloid. It's the only word you retards can spout every second of your lives "incel incel incel incel incel everything i hate is incel". Bitter nasty people projecting their bitterness onto everyone else through that boring dull 90 IQ word

Nobody could love me for who I am because I'm a fat cow bottom yay

>>82791769
>Still closeted
Who could have predicted this
Go use your free time to date people irl do yourself that favor

>>82791759
I want to entertain you but you bot is written to repeat the same sentence again and again, sorry macaco I wanna talk with authentic human people

>>82791853
and you're evil

>>82791873
A lotta people love evils yay

>>82791853
A fat cow we can deal with, but your level of attentionwhoring is absurd

>>82791851
>The word "incel" perfectly describes him
Triggered much? Do you prefer"bitter lonely virgin"?

>>82791851
>incel's bitter tears has hit the keyboards

I immediately block ugly guys when they message me and delete their messages

>>82791883
Why is attentionwhoring a problem yay

I don't care about any of you's looks as long as you plan to participate in my body (yours) growth project

>>82791870
>wanna talk with authentic humans
>Has no friends to talk to in real life
Sad thing that you actually depend on this thread for human interaction. That's one more monumental red flag and why you should hurry and try real life dating before you become the next honorary 35yo virgin in this thread.

Not a lonely virgin I have a boyfriend you're just really really boring and weird people with zero interesting thought. Imagine devoting time out of every day to come here and scream at people to stop being "incels" or virgins or whatever because you're so bothered by their existence for some reason (because they don't behave like you?). Weird control freak behaviour.

>I have a bf
>Gets triggered by the word "incel" in the fucking incel board
Is he another "e bf" you have never met before?

why are you old queens so fucking bitter?

You're such a bitter braindead freak. You probably can't keep a bf so vent it here because you're such a bitter low IQ weirdo

>>82791929
I'm not bitter even though I'm old yay

>>82791938
simmer down babe you're gonna give yourself a conniption

Isn't Hasan on? Don't you freaks need your daily indoctrination "incel" lecture

>assume one thing
>make up another scenario
>talk out of your ass
>be unoriginal and boring
>repeat the same thing over again
>sometimes reply to a single post more than once
the power of a brazilian, allegedly coupled, allegedly social, allegedly happy, favela dweller and grok3.5 in his hands that he unleashed here for hours no off days...

Anyone who uses the word "incel" I just assume is braindead and can't think of anything more nuanced to say. It is the signal for a low IQ person

>>82791939
you're bitter old and fat lmao. Imagine wasting your twink years alone

>>82791981
I'm not bitter tho and it's not my fault I have crippling mental illness that makes me unable to find love yay

>>82791973
But anon, don't you fit perfectly in the incel definition? Celibate not out of willpower, but out of failure?
>Gets triggered by being called out
Yeah you're an incel alright

>>82791984
You sound and act bitterly though

>>82791973
Low-grade insults are nice because they make it really easy to mentally filter the post and just scan right over without even reading it.

>>82792007
How so yay I don't feel bitter

>>82792024
>Keeps begging for attention and desperately asking where his "lover" is
So bitter

>>82792013
Another assmad incel. You mama so fat she broke the weight limit on a Titanic. Your dad is bald.

>>82790658
that was either a lot of chick filla or a lot of groceries

how come incels think being called "incel" is an offense even though it perfectly describes their situation? It's like gays not liking being called gay.

>>82792031
I'm starting to think you don't know what bitter means yay

maybe because of generalization it is also asociated with having a bad personality, and not all of them do

>>82792033
I don't like to encourage bad behavior, but if you work on your reading and writing skills it will also have the added effect of making your points sharper and your criticisms more cutting. You may just catch yourself thinking more clearly and communicating more effectively.

do you ever cry? are you crybabies?

>>82792082
I want to cry but I never feel like it

>>82792082
it's been a while. i like a good cry, but i'm just never in the headspace for it.

>>82792082
I laugh and cry and I love to dance :)

>>82792082
I do when I feel overwhelmed or moved and I haven't done for a LONG TIME.

>>82792091
depression does that...
>>82792096
overwhelmed by life?
>>82792099
sounds super cute <3

>>82792108
I'm not depressed I'm just tired

>>82792102
you wish to?

>>82792108
>overwhelmed by life?
for when i cry? sure. that or anything that triggers a memory for something i found particularly meaningful (and a type of meaning that could incite yearning or sadness that could trigger crying). for me that's usually music i would listen to when i was younger.

>put jojo OP
>attracts the "incel" spamming SJW shitposters
Do better next time

fuck I really wanna know how it feels to get punched in the belly over and over by someone I like

>>82792137
nah jojo is a treasure

>>82791774
No, the idea of someone you already like being a complete stranger once you meet up irl is straight up insane and says more about you than it does about anything else. You'd already know if you get along by then and that's exactly my point. Double retard. Aho. Baka. Baaaaaaka. Dum dum.

>>82792126
Yea, it's healthy to sometimes get it out.

>>82792060
You fit into the definition of bitterness perfectly though.

>>82792148
take a boxing clas?

>>82792069
And most incels here in this thread exhibit bad personality traits, so it still stands true.

I can bench press up 90kg yet still have tiny wrists its kinda funny

>>82792154
But interacting online is not the same as interacting irl? I get that this is your favorite cope and you're obsessed over it but you're just delusional.
>>82792158
How so yay

>>82792172
I can ride my bike with no handlebars and I have huge biceps

>ldr fails
Ha! This proves ldr never works when will you learn
>has 100 failed irl relationships
t-thats different bro nothing is forever don't slutshame it doesn't say anything about same house relationships as a whole!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Weakest Brazilian bait

>>82792154
>the idea of someone you already like being a complete stranger once you meet up irl is straight up insane
Sounds like someone who never met any of his "e bfs".
Just like you aren't fully genuine, the people you talk to on the internet, anonymous to make matters worse, aren't showing you the whole picture. They're presenting a better version of themselves. Only in real life, after many hours and days of contact, you start to get the full picture and start to see who they really are behind the mask.
You are just telling us you have no experience in real life

>>82792154
>You'd already know if you get along
>By talking through a screen
There are easier ways to let us know you have 0 irl dating experience

>>82792187
The point is that you need to put 10-20 times the effort and resources into a ldr to see that it's not gonna work and even if it does work you're still fucked because now you love someone you can hardly ever meet

>>82792187
You missed the part where having even one working real life relationship already surpasses everything you have ever had in life

would you have a threesome with your fbf?

>>82791451
Not automatically lolmeow but doesn't mean that can't be the case and denying it can happen is close minded. Funny post I'll give you that
>>82791454
Don't tell them that. It's not like I personally know examples of that happening too. It must be uhhh lies or something. You must saw your siblings, why would you want someone who doesn't even love in your house????

I wanna take one of you in, cook for you, talk with you, get to know you, feed you, shower you, do something creative together and make a bed, then go to sleep with you and maybe cuddle. Absolutely no sex, no promises, no contacts and nothing more than that night.

>>82792243
>Absolutely no sex
coward

casual sex with african refugees is soooooo gooooooood

>>82792240
>No success with ldr of his own
enough said.

>>82792240
Except my point has never been that the person who lives far away is a bad match because they live far away, just that them living far away makes them a bad option relationship wise. To disagree is delusional.

Straight Men try Gay Sex for the First Time

>>82792133
No I meant that life overwhelms you so much you don't have space to cry
>for me that's usually music i would listen to when i was younger.
that's really sweet, I get moved, but rarely to the point of tears.
I usually cry when I feel very upset or stressed and I just want to live a peaceful life, not the kind of person to happy cry
>>82792157
true, I feel past that now tho. I don't have repressed sadness, things coming my way will make me sad

>>82792236
depends on the gender
>if it's a girl or tranny
no, break up with him, block him everywhere and forget him, throw his stuff in the bin
>if it's a guy
no, sit him down and explain that we're not yet there to experiment with other people

i need a ldr ebf rn whos up for it

>>82792273
>"Yet" and not never
Cuck

>>82792287
a virgin saying that is hilarious

You won't believe what these BLACK AFRICAN BVLLS did to this whore bottom and his husband when they saw REFUGEES WELCOME sign in his european country...

I like how you own someone so bad that even their next reply still gets destroyed by your previous post. As in, they fail to get past what you already dunked on lmao
I'd enjoy it more if it wasn't a bot ragebaiting tho
>>82792269
Are you incapable of mooving, you dumb cow?

>>82792280
are you an cute twink

The real problem with ldrs is not being able to see your bfs feet before meeting up.

>>82792325
You see I have a family and friends and a university here and also moving to another country takes a lot of money and if the relationship doesn't work out I'll be totally fucked. Any other retarded questions?

>>82792340
they're called pics bro

>>82792334
im not into mexicans

im gay im gay im retarded i like men

>>82792341
You see there is this thing called time and what's cool about it is that your already used to being fucking alone for years so waiting a bit shouldn't be much of an issue. Any other retarded excuses?

>>82792366
SAME same so same bestie

>>82792354
nah shawty I'm not a mexican

>>82792370
Can you elaborate I'm not retarded enough to be on your level so I don't understand what you're trying to say

I'd much rather be raping someone rn

>>82792437
Eat your vegetables son

I think it's funny that meow keeps posting racebait but everyone is ignoring him lol

>>82792437
Why does Brad have a rape fetish

I like that this in this gen anon wants to tear the next anon apart but if they were to be put in the same house or at least disc they would be nice and check on each other and take care of one another and fall in love and form couples and be happily gay and slepp and suck each other off and marry and hug and wake up at the same time and kiss their lips and get married

>>82792480
I didn't tho can you link these posts in question

>>82792325
Maybe you are given how none of your ldr ever worked

>>82792496
that's the nature of anonymity: one post we're telling the person to kill themselves, the next we're erping. that's the beauty of 4chan

>>82792370
>waiting a bit
>Approaching 30 still rocking that incel life
You will waste more time than what you already have wasted in the past?

>>82792480
We can't have him in our social club, that much I do know.
>>82792472
I ate a banana yesterday
>>82792482
years of inceldom

>>82792530
Hopefully you will find a bottom with a rape fetish to fulfill your fantasies Brad-kun.

>>82792521
It was too late for me at 21 what's the point in anything anymore

>>82792563
>>82792563
>>82792563
new edition boys

i'm dreaming of a dead gincel

>page 6
Petition to pelt this guy with rocks, who's in?

Do gaycels dream of homophobic sheep

>>82792567
Drop dead you disgusting subhuman. Why make a new thread when huebot is on his shigting spree. Kill yourself.

>>82792597
I'm in for sure. Ok I'm actually making a real thread when we get to page 10. Fuck this faggot he is not going to be op despite desperately wanting to be one.

Hue is jush a ragebaiting spambot but even if we take his backstory for gospel, he had multiple fisled relationships and is incapable of keeping a bf long term. I assume you want to have a long term bf anon. So do you want t be like hue or do you want to join many successful ldr relationships born on this very board. Choose wisely.

>>82792677
Okay what about your long term bf

>>82792677
Also
>ldr
>succesful
lmao

>>82792677
I don't wanna be led by hue but I won't listen to a prison gay tranny either
I choose... me

>be meow
>go to gay ass dnd convention
>meet a guy he likes
>stay in touch after the convention
>find out he lives in Espoo not Helsinki
>lose all interst in him

>>82792715
Idgi I can get to espoo by bike in an hour how is that ldr

>>82792711
I'm neither prison gay nor a tranny but I actually support you following your own way instead of listening to what fags online say.

>>82792720
That's one hour you could spend crying for waaa waaa where husband so you wouldn't won't to take away from your precious shitposting time yay poo yay

>>82792732
Idgi yay I think you're just being assmad because I'm right about everything yay

>>82792744
It's ldr if the distance between you makes it meaningfully harder to meet your bf. I have been in a ldr before and my bf lived in Finland like me .

>>82792745
Im not assmad I'm having fun dunking on mentally challenged because I like easy wins. Now excuse me as I go absolutely brutalize vermins in a video game. I stay winning yay

>>82792765
>Lose an argument
>Uhh I won actually because ???
Steely is so sad and pathetic yay

you guys are clean, right? like, you do shower daily or every two days

>>82792724
I'll take the bait and believe you for now

I shower every other day

I shower everyday, piss in there too.

>>82793457
Thread without hue and spambots. Gay robots only

River reik is impossible to beat with bots. Because they're useless and can't even do what the part you need to fight off ships it's literally impossible. I was playing with a friend and bots but only me and him knew what to do lol. Way too many enemies.
>>82792795
I won like I always do. You're just too blind to see it.
>>82793014
Every day. I don't know how anyone can go to the bed filthy lol