but the only gameable part of being a cop is getting into shootouts with the local urbans, so you may as well go with SWAT at that point

>>534959042
Furthermore. Note how Ralsei's prophecy matches the Church's (3 heroes). While the Dark World version deviates (despite him claiming his was "just a summary", again Ralsei is a terrible autistic pathological liar who gets away with it by being cute and having floppy ears, picrel), and seems to predict the weird route (1st the cage, then the girl with hope crossed on her heart, 3rd the prince, and at last was the girl). It places significance on Noelle's role, above Susie and the prince (who is probably the same figure as the pointy-headed one, no goat is ever mentioned), which perfectly describes Snowgrave. Note that in the Secret Tenna Board the Delta Rune is drawn with 4 triangles instead of 3. That board of course recounts the events of the Weird Route with the ice mage as Noelle. The Dark World prohecy says
>THE GIRL WILL FIND LOVE ONE DAY
Susie reads this and thinks Suselle is confirmed, but the pic clearly represents Noelle, since the other girl is represented by the Rude Buster Attack icon from the game's battle menu
And according to Sans in Undertale
>LOVE can also mean Level of Vioence
So that bad ending that Susie smashes so we can't see it is how the weird route ends. The normal route is gonna be all happy feel-good, like the Church and Ralsei knew.

>Kraut is in misery
Yay!!!

>>534827698
that implies you miss all other fags when they are absent. that's kinda cute not gonna lie.

>>532089564
I do a lil gootin

>>531194296
doing well, eating some macaronies + swedish meatballs right now

>>715146632
>Castle Town WILL remain so Ralsei doesn't have to say goodbye.
Castle Town will remain but lightners will never be able to return. Kris and Susie will say goodbye, but Ralsei will have friends now, all the darkners we recruited will be there to keep him company and he'll never be lonely again. So it will be bittersweet.

>>528456592
I don't wanna kill people. I was also alone. And I was also kinda young 4 years ago. Perhaps we weren't so different, we were both in a transitionary state far too early, and she could tell.
I do not think that lady would like me today.

Uhm like yea.
I main Ralsei.
psshaw

why is ralsei a goat like toriel and asgore and asriel? why is his name an anagram?
the prophecy says hes getting sacrificed at the end isnt it?

>>528245659
I LOVE my homo goatbro and I WILL be busting a nut so loaded that my whole entire cock goes numb
https://files.catbox.moe/ephxet.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/sx98w0.jpeg

I wanna suck on Ralsei's floppy ears

>>527980869
*kisses you*

>>527730686
But I dont want to rape Ralsei
I just wanna put him in my brain

>>712875143
YAY MOAR RALSEI PSOTING!

flopflopflop

>>712684989
You can't contribute to the narrative that everything Undertale did was derivative and pandering while also giving the game a non-biased assessment that takes the history it existed in into account

i love my boy ralsei

Ralsei's ear floppage has been off the charts

>>527134089
why ralseo cry?

How did he know we were looking at him?