Thread 528423946

Early Bird Gets The Girl Edition

Previous Morning: >>528405487

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
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-Writebins
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>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

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Good news /utg/.
I'm now unemployed.

Meanwhile, in the bunker...

Post reaction images of Noelle hearing she cant have children because kris ruptured her insides

ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI

DECEMBER

I need Chara

>>528424501
i
you
whuh? howww?

Good news /utg/.
I just got a promotion.

>>528423946 (OP)
>Berdly
>Early
He was literally the last one of to start pining after Susie.

The knight? December
The person on the phone? December
The person lost in the code? December
The girl? December
The angel? December
The angel's heaven? December
The one who calls the girl who snows? December
The man behind the tree? December
W. D. Gaster? December

December? I never knew 'er!

>>528424436
this will be in a week
i have contract to the end of this month and boss is quit
"company policy to not tell until last moment:
anons...is it over?
will i escape retail hell?

I love Spamtenna. Even if they're divorced.

>>528424436
Let me guess, you sent porn of Deltarune to your boss?

I do not like the implications for the lizard Kris is currently hanging around with

>>528424604
gesundheit

>>528424728
Is that a new one?

https://x.com/Cebar_Checherex/status/1936616486090555897?t=7bFlqwE2LXy3Tp9xsnUoAQ&s=19

>>528424436
did they find out you write fanfiction

>>528422050
Honestly I think it's a combination of the two.
FRIEND is a parasite and is attached to Dess.
Note how in their first appearance she seems head forward, then tilts it up to reveal a mouth/eye where the neck would be. She's in a trance/dream state while the FRIEND or whatever the fuck has hold of her pilots her body like a puppet.
I'm no drawfag so I can't exactly depict it like I want to so here's a sloppily made comparison using Noelle's face.

>>528424779
No, I chucked a plunger at an old lady.

>>528424732
>company policy to not tell until last moment
Make sure you have a job lined up and then tell everyone. Don't want to tell them to early or else you will be competing against them in the job market.

>>528424870
I haven’t seen it posted before outside of tumblr.

>>528424732
Sorry to hear that fellow cat lover

evidently, giving Susie the Shadow Mantle is the best strategy, did Toby meant any narrative importance to this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSq9BrK7RvA
You fags better start playing this mod to prepare for the next Knight fight, I don't wanna hear any crying about it being too hard of a fight when it happens

>>528424907
deerussy isn't real

>>528424959
Did she have it coming?

>>528424998
She's the only one of the group that's wholeheartedly trying to defeat the Knight and save the world so I think so

>>528424974
I am going to assume it is new, I would have had it otherwise.

>>528424958
Wouldn't the easier answer be that it's somebody who just idolizes/obsesses over her in some way?

One could say the knight is being CATfished?

>>528425067
Yeah, she was dating a skeleton.

Why is Tenna so likable and charming? How does he do it without using memes as a crutch like Queen?

what type of puppet would your fave be? i think ralsei would be a hand-rod puppet.

>>528425019
>you fags better start playing this mod
>playing this mod
Oh shit I need check out that mod "deltarune frozen heart" that some anon was talking about yesterday, thanks for the reminder.

>>528424870
https://dat-soldier.tumblr.com/post/695965111445274624/more-disco-elysium-portrait-commissions
it's old

My personal enemy tier list. I feel like chapter 4 wasted the potential it had for cool church/occult enemies, books, bells and flutes are pretty boring concepts
They're not an enemy, but if I could put the metronome dog npc on here it would have it's own tier at the bottom

repostan for new bred

>>528425281
susie would be a THIS LAND US CLOAKED IN DEEPEST BLUE
THE SHADOW OF THE EAGLE ACROSS THE MOON

>* Time flies... Seems like just yesterday you and that girl had everyone here lined up.
>* Queen on her side, King on your side, Tenna in back... Oh, it was chaos, CHAOS!
>* Heh, only kids like you two would take a laptop home just to play make believe.
>* ... how is she, Kris? Are you two...? Well, it's alright. Everyone changes. 'cept us.
You maniacs, you really did it

IT'S!! T.V.!! TIME!!!

https://youtu.be/F2PJbTuZlTU

>>528425236
Simple, it's because he's perfect

>>528425357
Well I have some egg on my face, thanks for sharing anon. Snagged the hyperdeath one as well

>>528424824
>This wasnt refering to a ch3 weird route where we kill Susie
>It's refering to Kris intentionally setting up Susie to die in the normal route

>>528424501
>amogus girl Noelle

>>528425396
So if this guy is like the shopping channel et cetera what does that make the good guy on-the-level Spamton

>>528425383
is it a hot take if I think the enemy design in DR is kinda lacking in general

>>528423993
TBDesu, I like that ch3 and 4 both break from the expected chapter structure and has more "progressing pass this point means you can't go back", it means Toby can get more creative with map design and have the story go in more unexpected directions.
With the way the sword route is structured and integrated into ch3, I can't think of many ways to change it without making it feel weaker overall.
What it needs is more obvious hints that the secret boss is related to the S rank room and that you're supposed to go there after each round and before the boss fight.
Also there should've been a way to farm points after the first round because how the fuck are you supposed to know that you need to have 1.5k saved up to buy S rank.

>>528424824
Susie was used up

https://files.catbox.moe/438i0j.png
https://files.catbox.moe/f3k9db.png

Kress...

>>528425327
>kisses chara's legs

>>528425515
>TV Time whenever its the news channels

I've been trying to come up with my own darkner designs, it's harder than I thought
>>528425726
Nah

Kris is 17-ish and Asriel is like 24
The reason he only just went to college is because all this time he was worried about leaving Kris behind

>>528425383
>No one remembers them
>Philosophers
You have bad taste or bad memory, especially since you put the werewires so high up.

>>528423946 (OP)
Playing chapter 3; I just got the shadow mantle from beating that secret minigame.
Did I lock myself out of a pacifist route? The whole thing feels more like it'd beong into the "evil/weird" route.

All the cute moments of Kris and Asriel hanging out that people in Hometown reminisce over were actually Dess dressed up as Asriel to go out with Kris unquestioned.

i must say after getting used to Kris's higher quality sprite, looking back at Frisk and it looks like pure total shit (true for most Deltarune vs Undertale sprites in general)

>>528425776
You're not supposed to know everything and get everything on your first run (unless you're an epic gamer like me)
That's why there's a chapter select

>>528425976
DT seems less "pacifist" and more "100% recruitment"
doing the sword route in 3 doesn't prevent you from recruiting anyone

>>528425976
Its just a video game anon, why would it matter?

5 roots
5 fingers to a severed hand
5 tentacles on FRIENDogeny

I still dont get the RAMB name. It just seems random

why wont noelle wear socks?
i mean its kinda rude to just walk barefoot anywhere

>>528425383
>shitting on the organiks
Nah they rule

>>528425935
I think it would get brought up more if Asriel stuck around for so long. Asriel's friends also don't seem that old.

>>528426150
t.

After years of living laughing and loving asriel realized his little brother is a toxic little parasite who only held him back. And that he has no obligation to help him out since family is an evil institution

>>528426194
Rambing his nuts into you

What's her endgame?

>>528425932
>I've been trying to come up with my own darkner designs, it's harder than I thought
Just attack a big ass to an object and call it good

>>528426145
>>528426150
When little Kris left the video game to attack Susie irl, that seemed like it'd be far too late to continue my pacifist run to be desu.

>>528425859
1225, my beloved

>>528426194
It's an acronym of some kind, no one has figured out what it stands for yet though.

>>528426194
Like a romb hack but with an a so it sounds like ram which is like a sheep with big horns

>>528426257
Burgerpants, Catty and Bratty all seem somewhat older than in Undertale and BP is 19 in that

>>528426308
She want's to get her pet Kris back, she is like john wick in that way.

Adopted human children are loved less than biological children

Came across a rare gem

>>528426178
>Ch4 egg room reveals that the tree is just drawn over whatever the actual image is supposed to be.
I'm convinced this flaky shit knows something and he'll have a lore bomb for us when we inevitably run into him again after climbing back to the cliffs in ch5.

>>528425383
I like the ancestor enemy, this was one of my favorite parts from that chapter

>>528426357
It's just a fun little scare
Seriously though it's got no obvious bad consequences so far and it seems to be the intended route since you're basically yelled at to get the damn thing
I'm going with my Shadow Mantle file into the next chapters at least

>>528426543
It’s no wonder why when kris acts like the little diabetic snot nose faggot he is

>>528426262
Imagine being such a whiny baby you drop yoshi in a pit and consider it a murder, games are meant to be fun

>>528426543
Not true, you can love your adopted child just as much as your biological child.
t.adopted

>>528426194
Regia Azienda Monopolio Banane

>>528426658
i feel Toby wanted to do more with these fellows. but got a bit lost and decided to just put them in Susie's dark world last minute.

>>528426308
>Kris... you promised...
Protecting Noelle from her fate in the prophecy. Dess ended up like that out of a similar goal. It's why snowgrave is so upsetting to Kris.

>>528426621
cute, source?

>>528426698
Truly frisk was the perfect Vessel

>>528426689
Thanks, I haven't continued my Snowgrave run yet to compare the differences.

Have you considered the possibility that knight's real identity does not know that he/she is a knight? That person just thinks that (s)he have a random amnesia.

>Deltarune chapters 3+4 came out a time where I was upgrading my whole gaming rig
>Including a new monitor I got
>Tenna makes me start personifying said monitor in my head for the shits and giggles
>It evolves
>I eventually get attached to my new monitor
It's so fucking over for me, isn't it?

>>528425976
On my true pacifist I only picked up the controller and left

>>528426654
I'm almost thinking it's something like, "dess or kris's severed hand that was puppeting Seam"

>>528426810
Its from a Tumblr drawfag back when chapter 2 was the hot thing. I gotta see if I can remember the artist.

Toby be like "if you rape Noelle you're evil "
My brother in Christ you wrote the rape scene

>>528426931
There is nothing wrong with personifying your possessions.

>>528426106
That's true but there's usually pretty obvious hints on how to get the secrets that you can piece together on your own and feel rewarded for figuring out by yourself. Like even for the ch3 egg-as cryptic as it is-, you get clues on how to get it from the fortunes in the gachapon.
But ch3 DOES feel like it was most purposefully meant to be replayed so I guess that was the intention. The team did spend an unreasonable amount of time on it so I guess that's fine.

>>528425383
>My man Bibliox that low
>Ambyu-Lance that high
Play time's over kiddo it's time to face the music

>>528426543
It's weird to think this way when people are capable of thinking of pets with as much importance as family members, to the point where people have died in disasters because they refused to leave pets behind. It depends on the person and how capable of love they are.

So this was just Kris talking to the Knight all along?

Why do Toriel's eyes have color? Is she a darkner?

Susiebros... how do we defeat the edgelord deer?

>>528426875
The big difference in Sword mode for the snowgrave route is that Eram implies that breaking Noelle was something Kris wanted just as much as the player, and that he's enjoying the degree of separation that allows him to deny it was actually his doing.

>>528426995
Toby fox never said that.

>>528425515
The start sounds like a shitpost song and it makes me laugh, I will never get used to it

>>528426621
Oh, is that supposed to be Kris? I thought it was a yumeshipper's self-insert.

>>528427051
Contacts

>>528427059
With rude buster. If it can defeat the knight it can defeat Grimdark Noelle.

>>528427072
Kris is a sick fuck and the Deltarune world is probably better off if a player takes him over.

>>528426995
he's quite the hypocrite, huh? rape apologists ftw

>>528427159
the beast tastes her meal

>>528426770
It's literally just a homestuck reference

>>528427059
by waiting for the new chapters to come out, then the next fight with her wont be a scripted loss and it will be all over for her

I wonder what Insane and Fucked Up Twist Toby's going to add to their Deltarune relationship

>>528427159
GOD

>>528426995
Toby said he made it so that the combat menu always defaults to Fight on your turn because choosing not to be violent should always be a choice you consciously made

>>528427112
Nah its Kris himself. But still cute regardless.
>>528426995
Based?

>>528427046
What if the "demons" letters aren't the ABC voices but
Asgore
Boom (Alvin)
Carol
Dess

I love when you break Tenna to admit he's glooby

I love Ant Tenna. Whoever said he's just a ripoff Spamton needs to get his brain checked.

>end of chapter 7 credits
>long pause after the names
>Gaster font comes on: "well done. you've made it."
>"also weird route was the canon one. fuck you."

Why are weird routers so insecure about the idea of Toby calling them bad people

>>528424907
well we can't be having that

>>528427000
Anon I'm starting to feel deeply grateful towards my monitor for whatever reason as if it were a person, I don't think this is normal

>>528427402
What is "Glooby" is it a state of being? Or a condition that is inflicted upon you?

>>528427296
i dont know shit about homestuck but ive seen people say Deltarune kinda mirrors the story beats from there in a way. how true is that?

>>528427407
I mean they're technically right in a sense that both of them were inspired enough to play/rip eachother off. It makes sense to naturally overlap the two.

>>528427407
>Whoever said he's just a ripoff Spamton needs to get his brain checked.
Toby fox said that.

>>528426178
>>528426654
Susie's ACT

>>528427483
they're egomaniacs that take everything personally

>>528427483
Why do you have a persecution complex about playing a video game?

Please post more Grimdark holiday specials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDGG6iCyR4w

>"Dess..."

>>528427626
well he's artistic so he gets a pass

>>528427407
If anything, Spamton is a rip off of Tenna. Like he canonically tried to copy him.

>>528427562
It's like [[Hyperlink Blocked]], it's whatever you think it is.

>>528427118
that hideous chinless noelle has SOVL
the carol is lacking something though. she looks SOVLful in her second panel, but bad in her third and fourth panels.

>>528427691
I dont, I'm not a weird router

Hmm.

>>528427562
It means hes COMING TO YOUR HOUSE!

>>528427547
Stop being so self-conscious and grow a spine. Humans have been personifying what they own for ages. Ships, cars, houses, swords, armor. It is one of the most human things in the world to do.

YOUR COME IS TOO HOUSE

Lay off the human shaped sugar cookies, you fat doe!

>>528427658
Kris already killed susie in a previous time loop?

CUM IN YOUR MOUTH

Where are all the Youtube theorycrafters?
It's been like three weeks, don't they want to get their clicks in while the iron is hot?

The bad routes in Toby Fox games are the only ones that have made me really feel like the bad guy and the main villain of the world, seriously get me in the mood for crushing hopes and dreams
When people complain about the game "calling them bad people" I just see it as them not liking that feeling

>>528427832
Why does she have the boobies of a 60 year-old woman

>>528427869
He's Groovy, and never COMING!

>>528427758
Alphys arc confirmed.

>>528427118
carol being more baffled than genuinely angry makes this 10x funnier.

>>528427893
Something about being comically evil, especially in deltarune really tickles me. I genuinely couldnt stop laughing everytime a proceed prompt was given to me, in both chapter 2 and 4

>>528427562
Gloomy. He doesn't want to admit his bpd tendencies

I love fish

>>528427072
Kris has good reason to dislike Noelle

>>528427832
deer sexo

To think we had a major battle theme right under our noses the whole time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D6s6BN0jfv0

>>528427903
>ouughh did fucking susie drink here????
>*SLLLUUURRRRPPPPP*

WELCOME TO THE your house!
how are your COMING! He's the one! COM-alls
IF YOU R TAKING TOO LONG
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
COMING!

Is there a list of people who know about (you) yet? I think Kris, Spamton and maybe Noelle know about (you)

>>528427658
>>528427854
>Kris killed Susie in the original time loop
>Deltarune is Gaster retconning it and putting the Player into the game so he doesn't, it's kris's "therapy"

>>528428308
my mum

All of this is making me think about Tenna but his body is all big and shaped like jackenstein. Haha wouldn’t that be funny?

Underrune Player after completing the main route content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIJj2CUc1EE

>>528428308
Susie knows at the end of chapter 4 now, though she doesnt know we're a separate entity yet
No idea how she hasnt noticed us before, we've sealed every fountain in front of her

>>528427876
Makie video takie time.

>>528423946 (OP)
>>528424003
>new chapters have been out for less than a month
>/utg/ is already back to berdshit
grim

do you think fave would hate me if I ate a whole 8 dollar charcuterie board by myself

>>528424824
Noelle is the Angel and Susie ultimately doesn't want to be with her, especially if it involves being stuck in an "Angel's Heaven" where Dess and Rudy are alive. Kris sacrificing Susie to Noelle is the only way to stop her from causing the Roaring.

Queen > Tenna > Spade King

>>528428460
Her seeing our description as a "cage" and similar icon with the SOUL probably set some balls rolling

>>528428454
so this is what happened to dess...

>>528427483
Because Toby's handling of Genocide lead to a generation of gamers that all learned the wrong lesson.
https://youtu.be/e3zbQxvJaxA?t=546

>>528427832
this is ugly art
you have dishonored yourself with this bad noelle artwork

i saw a post on the internet with over 22,000 people 'liking' that no one hates Susie and proclaiming in the comments how great it is that chapters 3 and 4 continued everyone loving her and making 'carol hates gays' comments unironically and I remembered everywhere outside of 4chan is fucking retarded

>>528428556
Tell us who fave is and you shall be judged

the one-winged angel will be dess

>>528428594
Chapter 1 feels so ghetto now its crazy that Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 is from the same game

>>528428545
it's just one guy

>>528428460
Probably assumed it was Kris' soul and never bothered asking but considering the Soul's feats she grew curious

>>528427876
All YT theorists are casual speedreaders. Asking for a chapter 3+4 video when its getting really complex to actually challenge what they knew pre-chapter 2 is asking quite a lot.

>>528427483
>>528427679
>weird routers: enjoying the game as it's intended to be played
>anti weird routers: "TOBY FOX HATES YOU!!! YOU'RE BAD PEOPLE FOR PLAYING THE GAME AND TOBY FOX WANTS YOU PUT ON TRIAL AND EXECUTED!!!"
Gee anon why might people call you out on that?

YOUR YOU IS TOO YOU

I feel like shit and hate myself.

Post a happy/funny image of your favourite character.

>>528428594
Queen > Spade King > Tenna

>>528428713
Who are you quoting? You seem really insecure.

>>528428308
Gaster knows but he's just watching us do work
The Castle Town is called (You) Town and the Darkners refer to someone that isn't Kris as Boss which would be (You)
The Knight must know or whatever it's doing with Kris doesn't make any sense
Carol might know? I don't think she does (gets mad at Kris for the Dancing Santas instead of You) but if she's the voice on the phone she'd have to know

What the hell is going on with me? Why do I feel so anxious and confused? I am talking to myself more and more in the last few days.

>>528428647
It's time to draw Dess or Kris killing Susie to piss them off.

>>528425019
Eh, I'll grind revives from Mizzles. Would be enough as long as the Angel does not regenerate.

>>528428735
Spade King fucking sucks do you have a fat fetish or something? This the order of who you find hottest or something>?

>>528427893
I feel the same but Ive never played Fableor finished a CRPG so maybe other games do it better. Ive played 3D Fallout and in those games being evil felt just like a joke

>>528428713
>taking anonymous 4chan posts personally

Well it took me a couple weeks but I finally finished chapter 4. I got spoiled on sans banging Kris's mom but holy shit I didn't realize how bad it was actually going to be. Susie is giga best girl by the way but everyone already knew that.

can't get thru here what do i do

>>528428735
Tenna > Queen > King
>>528428724
MR. "ANT" TENNA'S, TOO TOO, TIIIMMEEE!
>>528428726

>>528428683
Sussy

I dont think you're a bad person for playing weird route. I think you're a bad person for jacking off to underage characters being raped.

>>528428647
>say something retarded on 4chan
>people call you a retard

>say something retarded outside 4chan
>no one calls you out the retarded idea spreads to other retards

>>528427758
I was wondering about how Alphys is now replacing Gerson instead of Gaster but somehow this didn't click for me until now

>>528428814
asca social animal you need enrichment and positive socialisation

>>528426717
>he doesn't know
>>528427013
This is kind of a misconception, of course people love their pets and they love their adopted children a ton. But having a biological child causes hard wiring in the brain that won't be present for adoptees or pets

>>528428953
Sussert thinks it's an inefficient use of money if those eight dollars were yours but that in all other respects it's fucking epic

you will never have this.

>>528429047
Cuckoo birds show that you're completely full of shit lmao

>Toby Fox makes a game where you can do bad things
>Toby Fox charges money for the game
>I pay Toby Fox money for his game
>I do the bad things he put in his game
>"NOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT TOBY HATES YOU"
It's been 10 years, can we put this to rest?

>>528428791
Knight yoinks your soul with the final attack in ch3 to make sure you can't stop Kris from backtabbing the Fun gang then hands it back to him. They absolutely know about you but are also unwilling to directly harm you if they can help it because of your value as a tool.

>>528428647
the amount of people who unironically call susie a 'lesbian' like it's a defining character trait for her hurts me a little inside

>>528429104
that bed looks like shit and way worse than my bed. I don't want it

Which one of you is being weird in /doe/? Falseflagging and shit about how it isn't exclusively kriselle, though not mentioning that tidbit.
Saying its being raided even though only like one person is actually saying that.
That sort of shit?

>>528427691
The explosion of Dess art is the best part of this release

What if Frisk was also a cage but cause you made him do nice things he didnt really give a shit

>>528428396
The original Deltarune was a normal jarpig where Kris slayed the dragon, Susie in the first Dark World. Kris played Undertale and felt guilty because even the vicious dragon villain could have been a friend if he acted instead of stabbing her to death.

I know you gottem. Bust em out. Your shipping charts

>>528429198
something something media literacy is dead. sexuality is a defining trait for characters today for sure, there's no ignoring that and how it covers up flaws

>>528428970
but not a SINGLE PERSON breaks the circlejerk, it's so fucking bizarre. not even basic "hey she's kind of a dick" stuff you see here when it's "i hate susie" hours, but actively clapping and giggling at horrible lesbian writing and plot-yanking and wishing death on catti/streamers who don't like susie/carol

ughhhhhh

>>528428726
things'll improve, anon
they always do

>>528427758
>Gerson: "doubt poisons a work"
>Toby self doubts and cucks out of ch4 weird Route scene a day after release, permanently damaging his reputation
Tragikino

>>528428895
Susie went from a character I like to ultra mega best girl supreme
If Kris does anything bad to her I WILL do everything in my power to put the hurt on them

Why the fuck did Toby make the Princess Ribbon so hard to get?
It's harder than most of the secret boss fights. Seriously why is it so fucking hard? The timing is insanely tight.

>>528429376
I only ship Spamkris and Spamtenna. The rest is irrelevant.

>>528419476
This. She's slowly getting her friend back, and she's about to score some bad girl lizard puss. She's fine.

>>528429194
>Knight yoinks your soul with the final attack in ch3 to make sure you can't stop Kris from backtabbing the Fun gang then hands it back to him
Ramblings of the utterly deranged

>>528427876
There hasn't been a good Deltarune theorist on Youtube since Matpat quit. What made him the only decent one is that he was an outsider to the fandom so he actually let the game speak for itself for his analysis instead of absorbing fanon and fandom meta-narratives separate to the game itself.

>>528428814
you need gas station dick pills and a cute girl

>>528429254
does chara deserve to be happy?

>>528429243 (me)
Its hella weird, like its somehow an anti-asriel fag, as well as someone who just wants to see noelle only?
Supreme autist noelle fan?

>>528429358
This makes sense until the
>kris played undertale
lol

>>528429557
no she fucking doesnt

>>528429104
that's fucked up anon, why would you highlight this to me

>>528427483
Toby's not going to do that, I'm annoyed that people think of things so simply. If the point of the genocide route was to tell you you're a bad person it wouldn't have the two best boss fight/themes.

>>528428861
I thought she was groping asgore's tits in the thumbnail

>>528426926
Noelle knight theory is retarded enough to work

>>528427903
>>528428143
Who is the artist, his Noelle is peak

>>528429194
>Knight yoinks your soul with the final attack
wait what?

>>528429658
in the filename

>>528429132
>make a point about human adoption, the most evolved complex mammal
>DUDE WHAT ABOUT LE HECKING KEKOO
Idk why people deny Toriel cares less for Kris than Asriel, all the signs are there

>>528428726
Ngl, same

Here, have a Jon Tenna

>>528428556
Fave would love you if you did that while inhaling all the meat and BREATHES HEAVILY the entire time

Kris would look like this irl

>>528429671
dumb theory related to how the SOUL slides off the right side of the screen on the knight's final attack
despite the fact that you control the party right after that to hit them again

>>528429104
>(boop)

>>528429489
Why did he spend like 5 years away from touching deltarune again? Was there really a fallout from toby correcting him on youtube tags?

Ralsei legit be like
>Susie go make real friends irl lol

>>528429757
Kris acts alot like him already actually

>>528429719
oh

>>528429734
I already dismissed you as a retard, why are you still responding to me like we're having a conversation

>>528428647
>AIIIEEE a social media post I don't like I HAVE TO CRY I HAVE TO CRY NOOOOW

>>528427046
That's FRIEND, it literally quotes it. whether or not you think friend is the knight is a different story.

>>528428563
is this YIIK

>>528429489
>Matpat
>Decent theorist
Lmfao

>>528429557
Chara is a nihilistic, depressed piece of shit. And may I be damned, he deserves happiness more than any other character. I am willing to sacrifice all worlds for Chara until he reaches level 999, because that is his favorite number

I love seeing frisk be buddies with ut's suzy

>>528427059
>implying Dess will disapprove of Susie
>implying this will lead to a fight
The fact a bunch of you treat this baseless assumption as fact is pathetic.

>>528429597
I mean, if you consider the MANTLE portion to be asriel's unfinished game, with all the undertale references in it (A horned monster in a room full of golden flowers that throws a pointed stick at you, a gray fish with armored defense in a room with a yellow dragon that kills itself when the fish dies, a horned monster with pyromancy being one of the first things to greet you), the pieces are there

>>528429914
no its sonichu

Just finished this. I imagine that Carol bought the shirt for Noelle for Christmas

>>528429979
Frisk could've fixed her

>>528429935
I need to procreate with this spinning creature

>>528427893
>When people complain about the game "calling them bad people" I just see it as them not liking that feeling
Something I've noticed is those types of people really don't like when games are actually trying to tell a serious story with a fucked up protagonist. Games like Lisa, Hotline Miami and Spec Ops aren't solely just about calling YOU a bad person for "playing the game", they're introspective stories about a fucked up protagonist and what drives them to do fucked up things. Something which movies, books, tv shows and the like have done for decades.
But it's suddenly a personal attack when the same kind of storytelling is in a video game because they think the in-universe characters calling the protagonist bad equates to calling the player bad.
This type of mentality is exactly why gamers who say "video games are art" don't get taken seriously, because they simultaneously don't want to play games that make them feel bad or make them question their own morality.
Unlike the other mentioned games, Deltarune specifically strips away the protagonist abstraction and makes (you) diagetic to the plot, making the player it's own character separate from Kris. But you can still just think of it as roleplaying a terrible manipulative being and y'know, appreciate the fact that you can do genuinely terrible things that the story treats as actually bad and fucked up. Getting mad that the game doesn't validate your every choices means you don't care to actually play an RPG, just play those cozy simulator validationslop games or something.

>>528429489
Honestly I think content for the game from tubers is very bad in general. It just attracts a very obnoxious crowd.

>>528429047
>having a biological child causes hard wiring in the brain that won't be present for adoptees or pets
Proof? Any studies to show?

>>528429786
Yes Matpat never covered Deltarune or Undertale again after Toby shat on him for daring to insult Pirate Software's shitty UT Knock off by daring to call it out as such. Toby was so massively in the wrong there that it's kinda hilarious now with hindsight. I think after the Sans is Ness debacle and people shitting on him for giving UT to the pope Toby shitting on him for a bad reason just made him just never want to associate with either game ever again and I can't blame him.

>>528429047
>hard wiring in the brain
God gave us the gift of reason so we couldn't be "hard wired" but no, keep spreading your retarded bullshit

>no friends
>live alone
>wfh

I am going slowly insane but at least I have fave to spend my free time fanaticising about.

>>528429979
i'm conflicted on the idea of them being kris and susie reincarnated
like that's the bittersweet part of deltarune's ending, they die there but are saved elsewhere and eventually find each other again

Frisk's sigma aura......unmatched....

>>528429864
if they can post garbage for free replies why can't I complain about garbage for free replies while more overtly complaining about how the absolute minimum of a character writing exercise made tobby a millionaire

>canon porn enjoyers: enjoying depictions of the game as Toby Fox intended
>anti canon porn enjoyers: "TOBY FOX HATES YOU!!! YOU'RE BAD PEOPLE FOR JERKING OFF TO RAPE OF UNDERAGE TEENAGERS AND TOBY FOX WANTS YOU PUT ON TRIAL AND EXECUTED!!!"

Ramb!

They're so fucking cute.

>>528430134
what was the name of that one gamecube game that did a similar thing? baiten kaitos or something?

>>528430301
Toby is a good writer though, you just sound bitter

>>528430283
Have you considered opening up a dark world?

>>528430093
this goes hard

Dess!

>>528430183
Why does is seem like Undertale/Deltarune is the only game with its caliber of destructive fanbase? I saw apparently some major streamers said they weren't gonna do DR anymore because they hate the community so much

>>528428106
>WELL...
>THAT JUST HAPPENED. LOL X)

Honestly I think I'd want to slap her across the face for reacting like that to a serious case of bullying with threat of violence. AND falling in love with the bully for it instead of informing the teacher.

First we Delta
then we SNOWGRAVE

>>528430363
I AM BITTER

>>528430301
because that makes you a redditor

>>528428726
same. hereditary mental issues suck dick and balls. Luckily there is Deltarune to think about

>>528430134
4chan has whined about Spec Ops for YEARS. This website is largely media illiterate.

>>528430093
kek

Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind

>>528429047
Life isn't so simple, plenty of people also hate their biological kids. So the "biological wiring" can't be that special.

>>528430340
so true sister

How much longer now...

MY DELTARUNE

Its funny that some people still think suselle is unironically going to happen when toby just put in plain text "The ferris wheel in chapter 2 meant jack shit"

>>528430551
I'd say this website is largely illiterate full stop

>>528430484
I feel the same whenever she says excheese me.
IT MAKES NO SENSE NOELLE.

>>528429047
It entirely depends on how young you were adopted. Love is hard to quantify, but the best we have is investment in children. Adopted children across the board just have less money invested into them by their parents as compared to biological children, and it gets worse the later they were adopted in life.

>>528428545
>Obsessed

>>528430739
I am NOT a large stop

I am seeing a lot of Theories about Noelle vessel thing, do you really think this type of stuff will happen on chapter 5 or you think something else would happen?

>>528429489
Is the not the "Sans it Steven Universe" guy

>>528430340
>They're so fucking*
Fixed that for you

>>528430483
They get too deep into AU and fanon crap, and get WAY too invested in it. You see it here all the time. Even toby makes fun of it a bit. They/them kris bans on reddit are a prime example dess knight is also a good example of extreme fanon defense

>>528430736
I took it to mean "The forced ferris wheel ride with Kris was bad because of Kris" "The forced ferris wheel ride with Susie was good because of Susie"

>>528429557
>deserve
Don't know, don't care, I'm not a judge. Is she perfect? No, are we? Also no. What I want most of all is her to be happy, if I could I'd be doing all that I can to make her happy.

>>528430768
Take that back.

>>528429786
I think he straight up didn't care about Deltarune anymore. He made a Deltarune video as one of his last and it was kind of a nothingburger, he didn't seem that familiar with Chapter 2. Compare that to how he treats game franchises he actually cares about like FNAF.
Matpat had a child and was probably already planning his retirement.
Tobert declaring open season on Matpat during a shitstorm probably didn't help.

>>528430864
Her being our new vessel has been set up since chapter 2, I would be surprised if it didn't happen

>>528430134
>spec ops mention
I will only make one post, so it isnt derailing, but GOOD GOD does its mere mention disprove your entire post. It literally says shit like "do you feel like a hero yet" to the player, in loading screens. It wants to split the player and the player character but fails miserably because it cant, you cant, and somehow only toby fox can by making the player also a character in their own right that controls the protagonist. Im not saying deltarune is le goy speciul game or whatever, because ultimately it isnt. Im just saying that for a game that prides itself on being a critique of milsurp or whatever games, spic ops fails hard. its mediocre, with clunky controls and a mid story, not to mention the actually unavoidable "tragic event" that it pins the blame on (you) for when (you) couldnt do anything about it.

Im sorry, here's a noelle for your efforts.

Do you think there will ever be a point in the story where Carol expresses regret for her harsh treatment of Noelle, and/or losing focus on her while she ran the town and searched for Dess?

>>528430283
>been in this state for going on 5 years
Turn back anon. Trust me.

>>528430551
Spec ops is babby's first meta gamr

>>528431037
True, but there might be people thinking something else will happen relating to her

>>528430008
Thinking anyone would truly disprove of Susie is a fucking stupid prediction to make, especially someone implied to be as Important and Cool as Dess.

>>528430283
who's the fave?

Good Greetings Fuck
I come to divulge secrets never seen
before from within toby's tumor , I bequeath chapter 4.5 we made noelle taller in the face and smaller in the waist
proceeding to destiny unite the soul with asgore's truck or tv. The glands of Dess create shadow crystals through machines sucking on her off. She is loud, Tony's Trick!
Kris' Smell-o-vision DLC will be included have a chance to smell dess glands. And Flowers! And Ralsei's dirty disgusting putrid puss filled wounds hand [[[Dripping]]] {Coming!}
Tony's the only way to stop this.
Thanks and have fun - Shigeru Miyamoto

>>528430864
[HOCHI MAMA] ITS JUST GETTING STARTED!

>>528430801
>>528430640
>>528430252
I made that up to get more people to reply to me btw sorry

>>528428931
Try again. Heaven is waiting.

>>528430340
They're pretty cute but a little vanilla
I wish Toby pushed their personalities a little further when they're together even if it's supposed to be a thing where Susie gets to show a different side of herself when around Noelle, like she does around Toriel
Probably another victim of the episodic release where a slow burn that's supposed to last one game's worth (if it's even endgame) now has to be in stasis for 12 years

>>528431204
dess ___

>>528431037
>noelle feeling (You) up inside kris
woah...

>>528430985
Even if you take Noelle immediately becoming a hypocrite to say "Well maybe if its forced its still good depending on how they feel", iirc Susie didnt really care all that much during it either she was just awkward and didnt want to be on it in the first place

>>528430183
>Matpat never covered Deltarune or Undertale again after
Except he literally did, and Toby himself drew a shitposty tribute to MatPat when he announced he was retiring.
The thing with making UTDR theories is it's not like FNAF where it's a bottomless well of nonstop theory-milking. You just run out of things to say at some point and dozens of way more autistic fans have already made better videos that would have already made anything MatPat puts out look shallow by comparison.

>>528430864
>>528431037
>* Noelle said...
>* She's really looking forward to seeing you.
She's planning to murder Kris for the soul at the festival at this very moment.

I LOVE TV!!

>>528425976
We simply do not know. It doesn't affect your relationship with Castle Town, and still allows a "happy" ending for ch3. Whether or not it affects Deltarune's version of the Judgement Hall is unknown.

>>528430484
She's like 14 anon

>>528430736
The multiple ways the closet scene gets misinterpreted is baffling to me I think Toby forgot that teenagers don't actually talk to each other anymore like we did.

>>528431117
>phone poster
Yep checks out, the worst posters got triggered by it

>>528425976
Snowgrave has unique beeps

>>528430035
Mantle only teaches the Genocide route though. Kris wouldn't have learned to not kill everyone through it

sorry kris, but suselle won!

>As you know, YOU and YOUR BIG COCK are welcome here, anytime.
What did she mean by this?

>>528431037
>>528431270
Kris's insides...

>>528430484
Seriously what a cunt.

>>528430864
>SHE WAS USED UP
I think it's just letting us take full control so when it comes time to sacrifice her she can't resist

>>528429470
That part was infuriating theres a specific timing to it that made it impossible on my rig with a bluetooth controller.

>>528431058
>game: "do you feel like a hero yet"
>me: Well I sure don't but I bet mr cawadooty here in the game still does. I see now that this was an ironic question used to draw attention to that notion

>>528431037
>So you got a goner hand too?

>>528431382
That quote sounds wrong to me but I can't explain why

>>528431095
I'd like to but I don't know how.

I'm glad Toby's using more Sega Genesis instrument sources.
It really adds variety to the soundtrack.

>>528431346
>She's like 14 anon
14 is more than enough to understand what bullying is and that a bully grabbing a classmate by the hair and telling them she's going to make them disappear is more serious than just your usual high school fight.

Also I'm pretty sure they're older than that, aren't they supposed to not be that far away from college anymore?

>>528431201
If anyone ever says anything bad about Susie they're evil and irredeemable, like Dess

>>528430484
Kris served Susie homeboy style in that interaction though

I love TV!!

>>528428106
>>528430484
Kris always considered Susie a friend and didn't mind the bullying, change my mind.

Any bets on Kris being the vessel after it develops its own identity?

>>528430484
>>528430768
>>528431392
>grown men (allegedly) seething with violent rage at a quirky little girl
Don't you have any shame?

>>528430334
He deserved a custom shop screen

>>528431620
why does susie have facial hair here?

After several days of banging my head against the wall trying to get it to work the way I want to, I finally made some sliver of actual progress on my thesis project
It might not actually be over for me

>>528431567
Snowgravy route is gonna be justified within the context of the game and I'm all for it

>>528431369
Not really, you dont get an Asgore fight in Genocide and yet his reference is the one that needs the least amount of stretches (Undertale doesnt have 4 alphys and its only Toriel at the start in UT not both her and Asgore)

>>528431567
>>528431708
This sort of behavior from Noelle literally leads to her becoming a murderer. She's not a good person.

>>528431068
No I think she'll double down

>>528431727
because she doesn't shave

>>528430134
Video games arent art. Theyre kitsch at best, slop at worst.

>>528431037
Anyone have the art of Noelle holding "us" and saying something like "finally found you"?

>tfw another day of being an epic gamer
Toby knows this feel

>>528426092
I played Undertale after Deltarune, I don't see any visual regressions. DR just added quality-of-life features like running and a spare progress meter.

anyone want to be my pushing buddy?

i have never encountered gaster or whatever in game ever. he's a part of this that i have no clue about kek. also i want to fuck ralsei

>>528431781
>She's so fucked up. She's evil. If she was a good person she wouldn't be Susie's girlfriend, she'd like me - I mean Kris
Incel much?

>>528431807
>I'll sacrifice a thousand Noelles before I let this Dess disappear!

>>528431728
You need sleep and exercise to get the brain juices flowing

ahhh its too fucking cold

i just know noelle, kris and all the friends we made along the way will be USED UP to achieve our goal of preventing the prophecy
i just hope its edgy and dark enough for my liking

>>528431523
Find excuses to get out and talk to people. Play a tcg at your local game store or something like that.

>>528431747
Is this Snowgrave or not

>>528431370
>"Fahaha, I hope me dating Susie won't make our relationship take a WEIRD ROUTE Kris."
>"It's ok, I am fucking Dess so we are even."
>"HUHH?!?!"

>>528430134
Snowgrave doesn't make me feel bad though.

>>528430183
Heartbound is fucking vaporware. Its hilarious that Pirate Software is a secret furry and tries to hide it when that could only help the game.

>>528431985
can we trade I'm in 35 degrees celsius weather rn

>>528431708
They never would have survived the 2000's.

>>528431727
her hormones

>>528426689
Consequences are that all game consoles in ch3 become broken after you complete it. I dunno if that will come up later or not.

I have a fever
and the cure is more Ralsei!

>>528432015
Is this AI?

>>528431865
kitsch is an art

>Ralsei didn't "ask" to know everything, he just does
Do you think someone forced the info into him, or is it something inherent to his nature (and maybe the significance of what real world object he is)?

>>528432015
thou getst mine visione

>>528431058
>It literally says shit like "do you feel like a hero yet" to the player, in loading screens.
The weird loading screen texts clash with the overall narrative of the game, it honestly feels like they're written by a different writer.

>>528431567
>grabbing a classmate by the hair and telling them she's going to make them disappear is more serious than just your usual high school fight.
no it isn't

>Also I'm pretty sure they're older than that, aren't they supposed to not be that far away from college anymore?
I assume this entry was before the start of the game but I dunno.

>>528431767
I think it's more likely if Undertale is directly involved it's what Kris came up with in Therapy , maybe based on the Mantle game that was incomplete

Do you think Dess ever gave Kris some of her weed, and then giggled when Kris coughed a bunch?

>>528431307
Why DID Matpat give the Pope Undertale? The dude was like 90 years old.

>>528431551
*points black shard at you*
Post your favorite Genesis game right NOW or forever be a fake gamer

>>528431959
Anon if she's Kris's girlfriend that's how she becomes a murderer. Noelle is a morally flimsy person.

Carol keeps adding increasingly hazardous sharp objects to the home in the hopes one will either fall on Noelle and "tragically" kill her or Noelle will use one on herself

>>528428106
I like the theory that Kris said to Susie "You're crying"

>>528432169
inherent to his nature. like how queen knows everyone's internet search history.

I think Kris pretending to be Susie's first real friend just to sacrifice her to their babysitter is probably worse than Susie acting tough and immediately folding

Noelle will die in the next chapter from an infection caused by the thorn being inside her finger 24/7

>>528432181
Is this from /trash/? I don't remember see it here.

>>528432080
Same, except it's 32 but doesn't feel much better

>>528429194
Reminder that this will be patched out in the non-fatal bugfix patch, like the second kris in the closet, and has no bearing on the story.

>>528432408
Ok but... what if that's just not at all what Kris is doing?

>>528428106
A 17 year old woman wrote this by the way

>>528431567
This

>>528432169
Inherent knowledge from being Toriel's fluff that keeps clogging up all the sinks all over town

>>528428106
>>528427072
The "n3w3st g1rl" events are from the timeline where the Player doesn't intervene and Kris does what they'd normally do. Not from the timeline we see.

Gaster's Deltarune is introducing (you) to the game so Kris doesn't end up killing Susie in chapter 1 (resulting in the "egg tree trauma" which is her bloodied body and hair)
>>528427658
>>528426178

>>528432437
yesssssss
/trash/ has a lust i can agree with

>>528431370
I'll be there for Kris to satisfy all their needs

>>528432412
kris takes the ring off as soon as you fuck off

Watching teenagers experience love in Deltarune only serves to remind me that I missed out on young love and there's no going back.

>>528432502
Yeah no the
>*throws half bitten apple at you*
>*grabs it in the air and smirks like a badass anime protag*
>(btw these are high school students)
shit made it pretty clear.

So do we think Kris did something the day before chapter 1 that caused the soul to connect to us?

>>528432596
Built for big lightner cock

>>528432181
This would be hotter if she didn't talk like pizzapants

>>528432596
nice

>>528426308
Making Kris her fucktoy again.

>>528432656
No wonder I didn't recognize it, thanks for sharing it with us.

>>528432676
Lmfao

>>528432571
That's so stupid that I almost believe it

>>528432015
Why do you think Carol is still on speaking terms with Asgore after running her over? She wanted Dess gone for disgracing the family.

>>528432710
a holiday's a holiday

>The concept art for concert Ralsei has him fat
>The in game version is skinny

We were robbed...

>>528432672
Eh, you can still find someone
One benefit men have over women is they have about a decade more before their body really starts to age

Fella I had a dream the ending of Deltarune Asgore needs to kill 6 more children with the truck to seal the dark fountains

>>528431068
She doesnt treat Noelle harshly. Noelle only gets locked out because she's a dumbass who doesnt carry a key.>>528431068

>>528432914
Nothing some cake cant fix.

>>528432471
i enjoy the idea of carol being kris' pseudo-mom

>>528432685
I'm 50:50

>>528429358
susie isn't the dragon, that's just gerson's hopeful interpretation. the dragon is the knight.

susie is the girl

>>528432960
I don't remember controlling Asriel

>>528432960
Nah I don't think Susie will even let you move, if we somehow end up trying to control her we would get trashcan 2.0 again got enough trauma with Kris

>>528433086
Retvrn to monke & deer.

>>528432960
By the end of Deltarune it is revealed that RED SOUL is a lovecraftian eldritch god awakened from its slumber by Gaster because he was feeling particularly funny that day.

>>528432685
I'm pretty sure Kris connecting to us is a part of the plan because it didn't immediately derail everything completely and they seem to have countermeasures already in place specifically to stop us from meddling

>>528432121
>>528432596

>>528425383
Man you have some bad taste. I can't get behind you as a waifufag for putting mizzles and especially miss mizzle so low, I can't get behind you for liking genuinely cool fights with unique bullet patterns because you put shuttah and pippins so low, I can't get behind you liking cool designs because you put starbird and winglade so low, I can't get behind you liking funny designs because you have bloxer and bibliox so low... and the only enemies in the entire game so far that I think are 'just okay', hathy, rudinn and ambyu-lance are top tiers for you, yet by far the best, most unique chapter 1 enemy, Clover, is one of the lowest from that chapter here??? And you have the cars you dont' even fight above so many great enemies? Just... you leave me nothing to latch on to AT ALL man, you are just objectively wrong across the board. God, you don't even have the minibosses like the weather duo or Jack despite having earlier minibosses like clover and TM. You'd probably have them low though, because they're great.

Also >implying 'no one remembers' enemies that just launched 2 weeks ago
>implying everyone won't remember Organikk forever for its variety of cool, unique, eerie, probably many times meaningful in retrospect lines of text, at the very least

>>528433074
The ghosts are not that fucking old

>>528432949
Noelle is so afraid of telling her mom she forgot her key inside that she spends the rest of the day at Catti's house instead. That's pretty bad.
Like in a normal family that would be resolved by Noelle stepping into the office and saying "mom I left my key inside" and Carol saying "ok honey here's my key" or something like that
Instead Carol is so liable to either explode at Noelle or otherwise show how little she thinks of Noelle over a trivial goof up that Noelle would rather never talk to her

>>528432169
he has the fifth shadow crystal

>>528432169
Born knowing the prophecy, but imbued with complete knowledge of it by ANOTHER HIM to try and help steer them away from their fate.

>>528431370
Isnt this FLCL, the anime where a moody boy whos big brother left home has romantic relationships with multiple older teenage girls, including his brothers ex?

The way Catti is written pisses me off

>>528432897
No wonder Kris is welcome there anytime

>>528433392
I'm the original

catwriter.

>>528433117
Not you, but the soul. In Deltarune, it is evident that Kris was under the soul's control even before us, which is why he has a cage and an aggressive attitude toward the soul. Same can be with Chara and Asriel

>>528425383
Based for not putting the coombait bitches in top tier

>>528433374
Well that's Noelle's problem

>>528432672
adult love is great too, probably better than having your first relationship with both of you being naive self-centered teenagers desu

wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DskCw0l4rEQ

>>528431390
Kris being hurt. I need more.

>>528432169
ralsei is the manual

>>528433537
Virokun is literally in top tier

i still havent played chapter 4

character for this feel?

>>528433086
>"Oh hey Elly, me and lil Kris over here are just playing a little game, don't worry about it. Right Kris?"
>"U-um... yeah. It's a really fun game..."
>"I know, right? But you can't play with us Elly. It's a 2-player game."
>"Really? Aww..."
>"Yeah yeah, sorry. Now off you go! And close the door behind you!"
>The Holiday residence's walls were pretty thick, but Noelle could still hear SOMETHING going on in there, standing outside the door waiting for Krismas to come out so they could play some more Dragon Blazers...

>>528433287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nMR06uNl-A

where did the asgore runs over dess for raping kris thing come from in game? or is it thread schzio posting?

>>528433664
why the fuck are you here then? you'll spoil yourself dumbass

>>528433634
Normies don't jerk off to it so it's not coombait

The coombait is Tasque Manager, Mizzles, and the other blue thing from the new chapters I forgot existed

>>528433374
>Instead Carol is [headcanon]
ok honey

>>528433720
He has a chekov’s truck and there is a mysteriously missing girl in town

>>528433386
yes

>role play hours
This thread is pissing me off...

>>528433564
I would say there's really a lack of mature love in videogames

>>528433319
UT!Napstablook is plausibly like 90 years old or a lot more than that, if the '22 in NAPSTABLOOK22 and the '95 in COOLSKELETON95 are birth years then they would appear to be 73 (or 173, or 273, or...) years older than Papyrus
It's implied that they personally remember when Toriel left (while e.g. Alphys didn't even know what Toriel looked like):
>* this place used to get a lot of business...
>* but our main customer disappeared one day...
>* now it's just some hairy guy that shows up once a month...
The ghosts are fucking OLD

>>528433807
Rudy said Carol is extremely hard on Noelle and normally he's there to balance it out but he can't when he's in the hospital

>>528433851
...

>>528433627
You guys DID take a break every 2 hours, right?

>>528433086
Going on an adventure in the Dark World (under the bedsheets)

>>528433396
shut the fuck up hellstrider

>>528433880
Ghosts only start aging once they possess a object, or so I have heard.

>>528433396
Save Us From These People

>>528433963
No. I didn't brush my teeth either since chapter 1. Ralsei was full of shit, I have badass gold teeth now.

I want Jevil and Seam team up to be the penultimate secret schizo boss fight.
And the final ultimate secret schizo boss to be Gaster looking at you through a computer screen and you fight him in the game files.

>>528433963
Why would you brush your teeth every two hours? That is way to much brushing, you will ruin the enamel.

Susie said the knight must be someone who
>Goes to church
Is seen at the congregation
>Has ties with the police
Is friends with Asgore
>and has ties with the Holidays
Is literally a Holiday

>>528433963
>Brush your teeth or you'll get a cold.
Thats not how it works moron.

>>528434035
Highly plausible since they only become vulnerable to physical attacks after merging with their body
But not confirmed

>>528433465
I think there's an explanation for Kris hating their SOUL that doesn't require them to have been possessed
>Kris has a complex about being human, even before Dess disappears
>Dessappearance happens, this complex becomes even stronger than before
>It's around this time that Kris starts becoming more of a closed-off shut-in instead of the rambunctuous and imaginative kid that they seem to have been
>In Undertale, Asriel completely lost his ability to love after what happened with Chara and losing his SOUL
>Therefore, what if Kris started to actively throw away their SOUL to dull their feelings and become less human after this game's big trauma event?

This Ralsei image makes me unreasonably sad

>>528434212
I wonder if anyone has this as their ringtone yet

>>528434162
How did you post without a name?

Kill jester

>>528434150
This would have been much more interesting than Dess, so it won't happen

>>528434167
minikris would never

>>528434240
Maybe Ralsei should have made a manual we could read. Like painting on the walls of castletown or something.

Noelle quietly cutting herself in her bedroom while Carol holds Dess's guitar and cries in the next room

https://files.catbox.moe/5q3oe1.mp4
jorkin'

>>528430715
Go back to your lab and finish the DEVICE.

>>528434240
>tfw i did that not thinking it would be a big deal
>Ralsei put a garbage can in my room
Don't fall for it this bitch is passive aggressive

>>528433943
Maybe Rudy's at fault for coddling her instead of raising Noelle to have a fucking backbone instead of being a whiny helpless child

>>528434441
peak

>>528434497
It's not Rudy's fault that freezing up and being scared is in a doe's nature.

>>528432575
But Kris is still posessed in the other diary entry about the piano concert

So is the Freedom motif in Eram's fight or the Knight's fight? I can hear it in Gerson's but I can't tell for either chapter 3 secret boss.

Oh God, I'm feeling it
The Need for Feesh

>>528434598
It's not in Carol's nature

>>528432656
kino, is this /doe/?

>>528434150
hold up

>>528433719
the 4 different instagram watermarks add to the charm

>>528425383
Screw it, I made my own. And I included all bosses and minibosses for [FUN]

I like how the ground tiles are all wavy in the Sword Route version of the game, while in Tenna's version they're still. Makes the creepy version of the game more uncomfortable to play.

>>528434623
Maybe Kris is just autistic and decided that they had played just enough to be polite and could play the piano which is what they really wanted to do

>>528434740
Its in plueys

>>528434497
>just stand up to the person that controls not only your household but the whole town, and wouldn't hesitate to excercise it if you're acting out of line

Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!

If you don't post your favorite picture of your fave, I will rape them.

>>528432285
True Lies the Movie The Game

>>528434818
I think so too

>>528434740
It's not in the ERAM fight, it only has the Undertale genocide boss riff
The other song that has that is BIG SHOT, and Spamton's the only other weird route-related character

Why are Asriel posters consistently the worst? What is it about the character that attracts the shittiest most annoying people?

you just opened a darfountain in your room
you fucking idiot
you're not supposed to do that
didn't you play the game?
ralsei is gonna be pissed as fuck
and he's no longer putting up with (you)r bullshit

>>528432285
Probably ToeJam and Earl or Sonic 3.