Thread 82785396

Post your calcsd and your experience

>>82785396 (OP)
Whats my prize

>>82785411
OP here. Your prize is me seething. My kingdom for some girth

>>82785430
Goes to show that the grass is always greener. I dont even take dickpics for egirls because it always looks small.

>>82785396 (OP)
kill me

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>>82785396 (OP)
Yea would have just preferred to not live with this desu

>>82785441
>I dont even take dickpics for egirls because it always looks small.
That's funny because mine looks like a pencil with this ratio so I wouldn't either. I think girth is what actually feels better for a woman, length is just cervical stabbing

>>82785457
Hang in there brother, that's not a bad stat

the only real "experience" is having to use lots of lube, taking it slow and occasionally dealing with toothy head. ive never been with a woman who can cum from just pentration (or maybe my stroke game is weak) so i cant say its benefited me that much. looks nice for pictures though.

>>82785512
>Global stats
>Not western stats

>>82785452
id be worried about snapability honestly

>>82785518
didn't even notice that was a setting lmao. probably better data in western countries too.

>>82785558
The average in western countries is a little higher and more accurate, but as I have said before: ALL of the data excludes men below a certain size but doesn't exclude men over a certain size, which slightly bumps the average up.

>>82785573
That's the most comforting bit of cope I've heard in a while.

>>82785512
Damn yeah, I actually wouldn't want it that big. Dream stats are 85th percentile in all categories IMHO

>>82785558
>probably better data in western countries too.
Yeah I think so. The data out of India was totally trash and then lumped in with Western data in one of the most cited studies. Calcsd does it right based on what I've seen the Western average is actually 12.2cm

>>82785396 (OP)
>white
>185cm tall
>34
>good job
>3 dates
>1 sex
where are the wife and kids i was promised?

>>82785631
>That's the most comforting bit of cope I've heard in a while.
It's not huge but it's enough to drag the average up a little. Men below 4 inches are typically excluded because it's a "rare medical condition", but men over 8 inches are not excluded despite being just as uncommon, if not more uncommon. It's more or less just a cultural attitude that says having a smaller dick is a bad thing even if having a monstrously oversized penis makes it even more difficult to have intercourse.

>>82785655
I wonder how much the average gets bumped with that. I'm OP and a couple women have thought my dick was big, but most have had bigger.

>>82785634
I'm legitimately confused why you aren't getting dates man

>>82785631
>I actually wouldn't want it that big
That's fair. Funnily enough I never feel like I'm enough but that's got more to do with me being insecure in general lmao

>>82785832
>I'm legitimately confused why you aren't getting dates man
probably mentalcel.
fearful avoidant

>>82785850
What are you insecure about?

Whitepill for me that they aren't cumming from penetration. In my experience it's only certain women who can do it and it involves them clenching specific ab muscles. I know one girl who can do it on top, and I have to hold still. No skill involved. There is an idea that girth makes it easier to get vaginal orgasm so maybe I'm full of it.

>>82785861
Fix that man you've got huge potential

>>82785950
>Fix that man you've got huge potential
idk how
ill just keep listening to femanon vocaroos saying goodnight.

The one girl I've slept with said "I don't know if you know this, but you have a big dick". But she didn't cum from PIV, and I didn't bottom out in her, so idk.
Sometimes women comment on it when I post nudes. I think my being a 5'8" framecel makes it look bigger than it really is.

>>82786079
>But she didn't cum from PIV
dumb fuck that's because she isn't attracted to you. if you're attractive you can touch a girl anywhere and they will have convulsions. fucking retard. also why are you primarily trying to make her cum from piv? just lick her stupid little clit and she cums a trillion times

>>82786111
>dumb fuck that's because she isn't attracted to you.
I never said I thought she was, spaz. I'm probably more blackpilled than you are, I've been posting for over a decade. I used to post on /r/incels and /r/braincels.

>>82785396 (OP)
>Scientifically-proven "perfect" cock
Built for long-term relationships, not too big to hurt them, not too small that they can't feel it

>>82785518
>set it to Global/Western/Middle Eastern Average
>"Above average"
>set it to Eastern Average
>"Abnormally Large" "Macropenis"
Lucked out imo

t. Asian moid

>>82785950
>what are you insecure about?
honestly ive just been through a lot. i dont have any real reason to be insecure, i know im good enough. i just dont feel it.

>>82786079
Damn dude

>>82786111
Psycho

>>82786518
Too big again

>>82786559
I heard some gay dude say that biggest cock he's ever seen was on a Chinese guy

>>82787429
>too big
I'll take that as a compliment
What's the perfect size for you then if you don't mind me asking?

>>82786249
no wonder bro just go back

Is it over bros
will a woman ever really love me
>>82786079
>7*5
>no piv cum
fuck fuck fuck
not being able to make a girl satisfied from penis alone must feel so bad
i can only imagine it
FUCK

>>82785396 (OP)
is this for hard or soft?

its so thin.

>>82785396 (OP)
This is Western average. Current fuck buddy is a white girl who cums nonstop and squirts often when we hook up.

:( even erect i seem to do the worst.

Used the western average instead of global, only slept with 2 women and the last was 13 years ago. Couldn't go balls deep in either of them and the first one would tear if I was too rough

>>82785396 (OP)
Im a virgin, I don't know if I'm gay or not, I've only ever been romantically into men and I loathe women, but since childhood I jacked off to women because homosexuality is taboo where I come from and I didn't know what being gay was until 9th grade, I get really guilty and pissed off when post nut clarity hits and I see that I came to a woman, but lately I've stopped sexually being into anything, I suspect it's due to having started doing prolonged edging sessions 6 years ago on an almost daily basis, I'm on no fap now, hopefully I'll get rid of my porn/foid addiction and go fully gay. I hate foids they make me fucking sick.

>>82785396 (OP)
So when I went to college, actually Lincoln tech, car school. So anyways I went there, and one of my roommates brought a couple girls over, and then the other roommates were each going into the bathroom one by one and dropping the pants and showing the girls and it was my turn. I said well hang on let me get hard. They wouldn't let me in so I wouldn't play the game. I'm not going to get laughed at for a tiny flaccid dick. Later on I was laughed at for the size of my dick, when it was hard. Always thought I had a small dick.

Even comparing it to the Western average, it says I have a top-tier cock. But all these girls only want addicted is like 8 inches long. And it turns out, that's like, 1 in 10,000. There's a very very very small amount of men who are fucking a lot of the girls. I understand my dick ranks way up there when compared to everyone else, but it's still nothing good it's still nothing special. Throughout the three girlfriends I had, when the subject came up, they felt a little weird talking about it, I could tell. And the problem is, because they were being truthful. So the shit comes out like, oh it's perfect for me. It's fine. Those are the best responses I got by people who supposedly loved me. At worst, laughed at. It's fucking over for me

>>82788158
These are the stats I want. I'm same length but average girth. You are lucky

>>82788170
>>82788897
What race are you guys?

>>82789260
That's really confusing dude. You hated for women is so intense but I don't know why gay guys who ever could get turned on by a woman

>>82789718
Not really clear what you mean. Your dick is too big for a lot of women, maybe they were trying not to hurt you feelings by telling you it's uncomfortable. If you think it's not big enough you have been psyoped

>>82785396 (OP)
Funnily enough never see anything between 5-7 5-5.5 inches guess I'll do it myself.

Heard about that one myth that taller people tends to have a longer dick really dont notice it at 195cm. Really which I could be 7.5-8 6.00-6.25 if I could

>>82785396 (OP)
Not going to bother with the site. I'm 7.1 inches and 5.4 in girth. I'm a virgin, dick still looks small and not very thick and I don't think I'll ever get to use it thanks to my inceldom.

>dude im so big girls say it hurts
The vagina can stretch you just suck at foreplay

>>82790046
Unfortunately i am white british not asian, so i can't use that excuse like most people would. :( I havent ever dated or anything so it doesnt really matter but still :(

>>82789718
>>82790046
He's very above average in girth, but not as significantly above average in length (still well above average, just not as significantly), making his look shorter than it actually is due to the proportions. Pair that with the fact that women are spatially retarded.

every time i fap it feels like i have a micro penis compared to literally every other dick i see online amateur or not. i am demoralized every single time i fap and i am terrified of ever having sex so i plan on dying a virgin so i don't disappoint a woman my age (30's) who's had multiple bigger men.

>>82791747
That's insane. You realize that right?

Crazy what porn is doing to you people

>>82785396 (OP)
Big dick means nothing if you're autismo and can't get any girls to appreciate it.
The one time I lucked out, she was incredibly turned on by how it was "as thick as it is long", but all that meant is that we had to use copious amounts of lube to get it in the first time.
But you know that one song called "enormous penis"? It does sometimes feel good to know you don't have the kind of dick that would make people mock you, or force you to troon out.
Wish it was longer though...

>>82792006
how is that insane? 99% of the dicks on 4chan as a whole and in amateur porn mog me overall. especially girth wise. also everything i read online makes me believe the average woman has absolutely been with multiple men way bigger than me volume/girth wise. it's completely reasonable to be insecure at my size, i'd be less insecure if i was short with big girth as opposed to longer with thin/average girth like me. longer with thin/average girth looks worse and feels worse for the woman. every experience of guys around my size i read online leads me to believe it's unremarkable at best and undesirable and disappointing at worse.

>>82792006
also i'm willing to bet you mog me. every person who calls me stupid for being insecure is always significantly bigger than me while guys with my girth or smaller are completely understanding. you just don't get it. even the "femcels" around here always have tons of experience with top 1% dicks with huge girth. these huge guys get around so much it's insane, or huge sizes are just not as rare as we think they are.

>>82792056
1. The only people who post their dick size are those that have something to be proud of, or something to be pitied for. Obviously you're going to see a discrepancy in size distribution. The same with porn. The pros are pros for a reason, and no amateur would want to show off a micro dick either.
2. You're literally average in girth. That means a lot of the men in the world have a smaller girth than you. The chance a woman will have been with a man with larger girth is about 50% with one past partner, which means nothing if she's impressed with the length.
The obvious and right solution is to get with a virgin, but better men have tried...
Point is, you're delusional, stop watching so much porn.

>>82785396 (OP)
KHHV, hate my job, hate my life, can't sleep

>>82792371
>You're literally average in girth
in what world is average anything when it comes to men desirable in any way, shape, or form for women. in what world is this not a massive negative, for a man to be average in any capacity. being average anything nowadays makes you a completely unfuckable subhuman not deserving of intimacy or love according to women nowadays.

>The obvious and right solution is to get with a virgin
yeah let me go back the fuck in time so i can be an entirely different person in high school and get laid. sure thing man, ez.

>Point is, you're delusional, stop watching so much porn.
i'm pretty reasonable and realistic when it comes to understanding modern female standards. you are the delusional one trying to gaslight me, probably because you find it funny.

Not bad at all, I didn't know it was considered a "macro penis". I feel blessed.

All girls have told me I'm big and after having sex with them they always get hooked.

>>82792606
>I didn't know it was considered a "macro penis".
>Global Average
It's not.
Still pretty big tho.

How am i still the only person who has posted who is actually under average? Why the hell do you all have big fat juicy cocks and i dont? What did i do wrong :(

>>82785411
the slab

>>82792702
i literally posted my useless pencil dick
>>82791747

>>82792725
yeah but its not is it, like that thing is massive frankly compared to mine >>82788170 literally doulbe the volume

>>82792576
>>82792725
aight, this guy is obviously trolling or has some weird fucked up fetish
just leave him be

>>82792750
i swear to you i'm not trolling and i don't have any weird humiliation fetishes. if i had good girth to go with my length i wouldn't give a shit and would never post about it, but thin to average girth with longer length is literally the worst type of dick to have. since you have the potential to hit her cervix while also providing zero stretched out or filled feeling overall because of your lacking girth. it is the worst of both worlds. for whatever reason my genetics deemed it funny for my girth to be disproportionate for my length since everything about me and in my life must be shit or undesirable.

A dick no woman will touch because it's attached to me

I'm a 24yo virgin so no real experience other then one time I got catfished, but my dick is a decent size so I didn't really care that much and I didn't have money anyways so the scammer just gave up.
I'm morbidly obese actually so I wonder if it would "get bigger" if I lost weight cause I actually can't press the ruler all the way to the bone, I think there's definitely at least 0.5" hidden under there.

>>82792741
if any woman did anything but have zero reaction to my dick or laugh about it looking thin i would be suspicious. it's not a desirable or good size. women want at least 5.5" girth and anything below that just gets lumped together as undesirable or lacking.

honestly very surprised this thread isn't full of top 1% size chads. they must be busy fucking fembots and stacies. such is life.

>>82785396 (OP)
i dont have any experience