Thread 82792511

I lied, anon.
Put your clothes back on.
We are going to discuss Hannibal Barkas crossing the Alps with elephants

>>82792511 (OP)
is that how foids will react then they see that i have a small peenor?

>>82792531
No, they will just get super turned on thinking about Hannibal Barkas crossing the Alps with elephants, and unfortunately not even a 10inch monster cock could compete with that
>Ywnbh (you will never be Hannibal)

>>82792511 (OP)
hell yeah anon that's my favorite part about the punic wars! what's your favourite battle with him in it?

>>82792572
I mean Cannae is kind of the obvious one here because of how epic it is, but I think my favorite is Trebia cause it was like his first major win in Italy and it was in the middle of winter, everybody freezing after just having crossed the Alps and still kicking Roman ass

>>82792511 (OP)
thank god i never took my clothes off

>>82792658
yeah i guessed you were gonna say cannae it's easily the best one. trebia is cool but honestly i liked his win at lake trasimene the most. managing to fool the romans that way and basically exterminating a whole army in a night is metal as fuck.

>>82792511 (OP)
er wait...why were my clothes off??

>>82792511 (OP)
varus, give me back my legions!
wait wrong one

>>82792511 (OP)
Hannibal was melanated

>>82792733
Lame
>>82792781
Yeah, trasimene is a good one too. Hannibal is a freaking legend. The second Punic war was kino
>>82792781
Cause we were about to fuck, but then I changed my mind since ywbh
>>82792804
Close enough
>>82792808
Idgaf he can still get it

>>82792511 (OP)
I think the part after it was more bizarre. That he actually spent 15 years in Italy at the time trying to conquer Rome

Imagine that he left Carthage when he was 8 to got to Spain to fight Roman forces there and went out to cross the alps at 28 and then was pretty much 45 when he returned "home" for the first time.

>>82792840
>The second Punic war was kino
hell yeah all of them were. i had this game i used to play when i was a kid call imperivm and it played through the punic wars and it was cool a hell. scipio was also a pretty cool character in that war though

>>82792840
>Cause we were about to fuck, but then I changed my mind since ywbh
wait I don't remember this...and what the hell is ywbh? you will be...horny?

>>82792511 (OP)
Isnt history on another board?

>>82792864
Holy shit I actually never really thought about that before. This was bros entire life. Like, literally. Dang.
>>82792958
Thats really cool! I dont really play a lot of video games, so I never heard of that but it sounds fun. Is it anything like civ? Either way, yeah, the Punic Wars are peak. Scipio is a baller too
>>82793041
>ywnbh (you will never be Hannibal)
>>82793073
So is /pol/ but people post it on here anyways. Better crowd

>>82793104
it's more similar to age of empires 2, it's fun though go take a look at it. or don't i dont care
>Scipio is a baller too
yeah because he was BALD!!!!!

>>82792511 (OP)
>>82792658
>>82792840
I wish real women would be like that :(

>>82793104
>>ywnbh (you will never be Hannibal)
well jeez anon if you got me the hannibal outfit I wanted I could have kept my clothes on the entire time!

>>82792840
>Lame
no ur lame u tried to deceive me

>>82793144
I will check it out !! Thanks, anon !!
>>82793168
So true. Too bad they dont have hobbies, or interests, or personalities, or lives :/
>>82793253
Actually, if youre wearing a Hannibal outfit we might not need to change plans after all
>>82793261
>u tried to deceive me
Nuh uhh!! My intentions were honest, I just happened to change my mind

>>82793320
>So true. Too bad they dont have hobbies, or interests, or personalities, or lives :/
Yeah some have but they are so rare that they feel like a divine intervention. Most are soulless beings.

>>82793320
>Actually, if youre wearing a Hannibal outfit we might not need to change plans after all
erm but I'm just sitting here naked you already made me strip! make up your mind already should I put my clothes on so you can tell me about hannibal or not!?

>>82792511 (OP)
You should take off your clothes so you can better demonstrate Hannibal's envelopment technique

>>82793320
>I just happened to change my mind
how would you feel if i told you we are watching anime and suddenly changed my mind and decided to forcefully cuddle you for 9 hours

>>82792511 (OP)
I would simply bum-rush Carthage. Better give us your sons and military equipment after cuckthage.

>>82792511 (OP)
Um excuse me but if we're talking about Hannibal I HAVE to be naked

Also, whatup HuTao anon