Thread 82793457

Gay robots edition

ChatGPT edition:>>82783330

please don't clog the catalog with redundant threads, thank you

>>82793457 (OP)
Shinji was a good straight kid and not a mentally ill gay one like you and Kaworu was Anno's commentary on how homosexuality is basically masturbation and extremely degenerate and selfish.

>>82793505
Nothing irrelevant about threads for gay robots on a robot board

>>82793526
he said redundant, not irrelevant, but who cares either way.

I smell like apple pie and mint

>>82793731
Same thing, it's both relevant and not redundant at all. Tell him to follow the plot.

>>82793732
It's pumpkin pie season anon

Meow meow I'm a fat cow whore yay

>gay robots
>>>/lgbt/

>>82793457 (OP)
Thoughts on hairy bottoms?

>>82793514
Kaworu was the only person shingi loved and it was a commentary on how homosexual love is superior to the eternal war of the sexes.
Killing kaworu is what broke shingi.

>>82794770
Kaworu is a manifestation of Shinji's ideal self. He's who Shinji wishes he was. He's not real, he's also an angel built specifically to make coward Shinji lower his guard. He's one of the most fucked up things in eva in my opinion. I find it weird that people idealize him. He never had any emotion or objective other than to manipulate Shinji.

>>82794963
>An angel made to seduce shingi
>Male
The angels knew what was up and they knew the power of homosexual love

>>82795077
Rejecting Kaworu is Shinji's first real step to rejecting instrumentality and becoming a real boy. You ought to apply this to your own life and reject your faggot homosexuality and become an independent man capable of supporting a wife and children.

>>82795115
Not true at all boo

>>82795205
Your save-me ass would say that.

>>82795115
looks like you've given this line of thought a lot of time and energy anon. any idea why?

>>82795246
I was a 14 year old in love with my best friend when I first watched eva. I kept rewatching episode 24 trying to understand what it meant or what it was saying about homosexuality. I don't think homosexuality is a good thing. I think it comes from weakness and I think one should seek to eradicate that weakness in pursuit of becoming ones best self.

>>82795115
Rejecting instrumentality was shinjis greatest mistake though. Humanity had the opportunity to ascend and he ruined it. The world was left in ruins and only him and azuka remaining

>>82795279
Sounds like you're repressing your homosexuality and trying to cope. Homosexuality isn't weakness. It's just a variance not that different from left handedness.
You don't have to suffer alone. You can suffer, but it doesn't have to be alone

There is this tendency, I believe it is an innate tendency in the human animal, even among gays, to feel that being a heterosexual and reproducing is somehow inherently superior to all other modes of living.
But this is merely due to one's innate animal instincts.
If gays are somehow "malfunctional" it is only a malfunction of the base animalistic impulse towards reproduction - neither a moral failing, a personal failing, nor a failure to please a higher power - it is only a failure if one believes reproduction is the highest end he can achieve.

>>82795744
Gays aren't sterile. We van breed

>>82795763
You know what I mean though.
The animal drive to reproduction through heterosexual sex.
Being gay is only a problem for people who believe heterosexual reproduction is somehow special - which is a feeling that comes entirely from man's animal nature.

It's been like 6 months since I realized that I'm ok being a faggot, quite the important year, or that happened before?

I just want to feel loved and protected by a sweet guy

I am going to watch Evangelion and play Halo: Reach

I'm hungry but I know if I eat anything this late I'll just get a tummy ache

I need a twinky babe in my life

demonic bump >:)

Twinks are mean

im straight but i love kawoshin and the picrel

>>82797754
>I'm straight
>posts gayest shit ever
I always said straights were the biggest faggots, you probably have more same sex experience than me

>>82797754
why do you love kawoshin?
based

I'm running Reach Firefight in the MCC custom games browser
Session name is "Halo 2 - Brute War"

>>82798407
You should run to the gym

>>82798568
You should run nose first into my stinky feet instead

I want a guy, yes a guy, to suffocate me with his very big maletitties, and laugh

>>82798407
omg i was listening to a drama dump in a social oopsss D:

>>82798807
I'll run more for sure

>my mom tells her boyfriend that i do professional grade artwork so now he wants me to draw a logo for his trucking LLC
>picrel is some of my fucking awful "art" that i drew a few years ago
im panicking. i dont know why my mom told him im a professional artist when she hasnt even seen my draw anything since i was a kid

>>82798924
She's probably trying to get you to earn some money

>>82798924
just get an ai to do it and clean it up?

>>82798937
he wont pay me. i wont let him, considering all hes done for my mom. she knows this

>>82798939
thats somehow more shameful than just tell him that im a horrid artist. im not a fraud by choice.

>>82798947
Why not accept payment for work?

>>82798924
Why not just tell him you won't do it? Also a trucking logo wouldn't be that hard desu... You don't even need to draw you can just use photoshop and steal some designs from the internet.

>>82798952
because he pays hundreds of dollars a month already for my mom. her phone, her rent, her electric, so on and so forth. i have a deep aversion to taking more of his money, considering he adores her and i respect that deeply, since her exhusband beat her.

>>82798957
>You don't even need to draw you can just use photoshop and steal some designs from the internet.
see >>82798947
>Why not just tell him you won't do it? Also a trucking logo wouldn't be that hard desu
i could do the first. the second isnt as simple as a shitty logo, because he wants a very specific design that cant be made with photos from the internet.

>>82798964
The way I see it
1. Pity yourself
2. Tell your mom you'll do it for him for free (do it legitimately - no cheating)
3. Tell your mom you'll do it for a little money

>>82798978
ive already said which im doing, anon.

>>82798990
I didn't read all of that but I'm really happy for you
Or sorry that happened

>>82798995
>cant even be bothered to read < 4 lines of text

>>82799006
Your problems make my dick soft

>>82799013
sounds like you need to talk to a doctor about that then, noodles

>>82799016
Nah it's ok
I just stop caring about your problems

>>82799021
you deserve the loneliness that festers in your heart

>>82799029
Getting a 404 error on that loneliness anon

>acting like cunts out of nowhere
why are you guys like this?

>>82799218
>waaaa waaaa
>people won't take my annoying self pity act seriously

>>82799218
we say assholes here you prison gay bishit

>>82799235
nta
>>82799238
i'm 200% fag, cunts fits better

>>82798587
Yes master *sniff sniff* may I lick them clean for you master?

>>82799238
Funniest post I read in years award for you anon. You can exchange it at the bf store once you collect enough reward points you get a bf designed just for you!

>Guy from the cord realllllly wants to meet me
>Gives off Chad vibes
>Willing to pay everything just to meet me
>Realise he'll be turned off as soon as he sees what I look like

Man, I just realised how nice life might be if you're pretty.

>>82799244
It doesn't matter if you're not that anon, that's my answer

https://youtu.be/_8qPxVTZbOw
How do you find something you love doing as a job?

>>82799407
Cause change with magic

>>82799271
i want a bf with two assholes so we can pretend one of them is mine since i don't have one

>>82799442
You're the best spammer by far and I thank you for your service. I hope you find your two assed bf soon <3

I wish my bf had a thin waist and a berserk tattoo and looked like a bottom but was a dom top. Is that too much to ask?

>posts a female
Gotta love prisongay incels

>>82799442
You are the worst spammer and your "no asshole" shenanigan is just your way of saying "no mental health"

>>82799496
Your just mad he has a good excuse for not being able to have sex unlike everyone else. You're also mad he doesn't waste time getting defensive with huebot.

>>82799580
the no asshole ruse is a lie on par with the chad only spammer btw

>>82793457 (OP)
Why (historically speaking) do gays make excellent soldiers?
Do they just love killing? Is being around other fit men the reward in of itself? What's the reason?

>>82800718
>Do they just love killing? Is being around other fit men the reward in of itself?
i love both of these things
i also don't care about my own life

>>82800718
Being a fag doesn't mean youre gay, and being gay doesn't mean youre a fag.

>>82800750
that's just pure semantics

>>82800750
>Being fucked in the ass doesn't mean you're fucked in the ass
WTF are you babbling about?

https://youtu.be/GiWUgRl56_U
Are you faggots excited for Jojo part 7?

I'm a prisongay incel and I wanna get fucked in the ass

>>82800865
Are you excited for my 'jojo' in your ass bitch?

>>82800889
don't do it because i deserve to get fucked in the ass more because i am a true gay

>>82800889
If you tried grindr you could achieve that goal today

>>82800915
what if he doesn't have a asshole
you know what i don't care anymore i'm just gonna kill myself fuck this

>>82800922
But you have an asshole anon, quit your shitposting. That's just the flavor of the month excuse you invented to justify being a celibate

>>82800915
I'm scared of getting pozzed or tops making fun of my ugly body

>>82800957
Condoms and ugly tops

>>82798368
cuz kaworu is really nice

I had this weird feeling ever since I heard "cancelled!" by Taylor swift, it felt so familiar and I was sure I heard something identical already. I'm no music chad so I had few bad leads in my brief search but it's basically just yellow flicker beat, isn't it?