Thread 82840776

alcoholism edition

>>82840776 (OP)
>alcoholism
>>82840776 (OP)
>Anonymous

>>82840793
why are you trying to say m8

third for sissy fantasies x

>>82840776 (OP)
it lush
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/alcohol-misuse/risks/

>>82840809
>third for sissy fantasies x
s-stop that!

>>82840814
we all alcoholic frogs in life

First for degenerate VNs with lots of rape and gore.

evening approaches.
not enough time to break in new Doc Martens.
will pee girl find someone who loves her for what's in her heart - not what's on her feet?

>>82840814
nowt wrong with a few wints my leed

Just want piss bloke to know that he'll never be a woman x

I have to shidd bros

>>82840890
i reckon that senna's helping me out. cheers to the anon who recommended it. would recommend to all aspiring shidders.

do you all just wait for the new thread before firing up your post ideas?
i know i do
cant be posting at 499

the apus love a wint down the pub, it their culture

>>82840890
dry toast helps me out with that

>>82840933
most amphibians need to live in water apus need to live in beer

We all Mischief Mansion in life x

Queues were quite big today but it's a weekend so understandable. Garn t' club later after the Stalk in the Park. Halloween cocktails on tap.

>>82840885
if the eva6-esque twist is that she is actually a cross-dresser living this raver lifestyle, that would make my day.

but on the spectrum of nothing-ever-happens to things-actually-happen, i reckon we might be at 'it's actually just a slightly-bored young woman'.

>>82840960
how in the hell are you back there? you were JUST there.

Thoughts on sleeping naked de lids?

On the night shift tonight lads

>>82840998
not a fan tbqh. pyjamas provide warmth in winter, and even cooling during our heatwaves.
it's also an extra layer of protection against any bodily fluids permanently staining your mattress.

>>82841036
Surely that's what sheets are for? I agree though... I love sleeping naked but often have messy wet dreams, so it's easier to just sleep in me undies. Maybe a cheeky pair of panties? x

me, watching the Lord of the Rings behind-the-scenes DVD extras on YouTube.

>>82841066
Had the itch to rewatch me 4Ks. Those documentaries from the DVDs were kino. Sadly the 4K box set omits them.

Nothing wrong with having a couple of jars on a saturday and today is saturday

Piss mong is just left wing arbroathy with the fun bits removed
>>82840976
Zip it fedora

logged into the thread just now

calling the suicide hotline
telling them about my problems

Nothing wrong with having a couple of wanks on a saturday and today is saturday

*informs the apus Falls of Clyde has been sunk off the coast of Hawaii*

>>82841110
>arbroathy with the fun bits removed

>>82841145
>suicide hotline
My mam used to do voluntary work for one of those

>>82841163
mam you mean mum?

the Samaritans told me they actually had enough local volunteers doing the night shifts, thank you. but then they emailed a year later asking if i'd still be interested. but by then i couldn't be bothered.

sorry to anyone who has died. it is my fault.

>>82841168
no, MAMmy

Once rang up a sex line and she said she's hanging up because I sound underage.

never gonna escape my heart youre not rambo
x

>>82841213
Are you ebin by any chance?

why does ebin sound llike that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MllMJxcLqqA

done his bollocks in at ascot dee lads

Getting too attached to anime waifus and then feeling depressed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy990823ekgo

actually sounds quite nice. based Brendras.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLkJ9UmS2K0
wonder what happened to him kek

>he's big
>he's lee
>he's cool
>he's in his element
https://youtu.be/dmxJv15NBzQ?si=sNntf2w1BpnJ3lGi

>>82841324
na night ziggeh stardust cya on mars

>>82841285
Only watched the first minute but he sounds drunk af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV51kwC8MUM

Apparently they're just hiring rando jeets straight from out of pooistan to narrate these

Incredible lol

>you're evil, and nobody else can see it because they're too young!
this sticks out to me every time. what does this mean?

hope louis is doing alright

Wouldn't mind having a quick little go on that Zarah Sultana lass.

Crying. Alone. In my mud hut thinking about R.

>>82841483
Did he move out of his boxminaret?

>>82841428
i fact checked this, Sayan Bose is a London digital journo-something-or-other.
https://www.sayanbose.com/

bit of a weird website, just a collage of screenshots jumbled up together. but you can't go talking shit about Mr Bose's credentials, no sir.

greetings from finland
posting here because the edition is literally me
cheers n shit

>>82841576
i love finland x
do you play runescape?

Internet keeps shidding itself does it not

Shall be lying down soonish

>>82841576
I used to go out with a Finnish girl called Juuli, I was smoking too much weed at the time and couldn't get my dick hard despite her being cute, I just got too far into my own head. I had to think of this memory so now it is yours also. Enjoy, kippis.

>>82841576
hi Finland. i like your heavy metal music and Dungeons & Dragons authors (>>82821843).

hope you enjoy your beverages.

I reckon my best pal Jeff will be in tonight

jeff? sounds sketchy

>>82841730
Bezos not Epstein

7 days sober now me it lovely

>>82841764
Get on the JAV, lad. Have yourself a celebratory wank.

>go to ramen last night
>ask for hot sake
>sorry sir we are out of hot sake
>god damn it
>okay let me think
>decide to order a bottle of sake called kikusui
>ive had it before and know its good
>since I was going to order 2 hot sakes already I might as well just get the one bottle of better stuff its the same price whatever
>waiter comes back
>says he feels bad that they were out of hot sake so the kikusui is on the house

Not sure what it is with people always giving me free stuff but I think it has to do with being good looking

Bored
Lonely
Depressed

>>82841778
Is Sake any good? Might track down a bottle to try.

>>82841778
but anon told me blackpillers are wrong and the universe doesn't just give free stuff to genetically gifted people for no reason

ITS A FINE DAY
PEOPLE OPEN WINDOWS
THEY LEAVE THEIR HOUSES
JUST FOR A SHORT WHILE
X

undisputed anal champion of the north east

>>82841606
love you too britbro(s)
no, never got into it, i'm more into sandbox games like rimworld and dwarf fortress or grand strategy like hoi4 or eu iv
i do remember watching my friends big brother play it back when i was a kid
>>82841648
that's weird to me considering i get insanely horny and my stamina is like 10x what it normally is when i smoke weed
kippis
>>82841672
thank you! here's a few finnish songs i like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXkszF8Kq0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7ntvTe-B0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81mliZ2rIRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy59nuOBPg4 (not metal, more like progressive rock but probably my favorite finnish band so linking anyway)
i like board games but never really tried dnd, maybe one day tho
i will!

Bored though desu. Don't need to start getting ready for like 3 hours

>>82841804
Another incident
>in line at cheeseburger place
>woman in front of me turns around
>tells me she wants to pay for my food
>ask her if shes talking to me
>yes yes I want to pay for your food
>why
>idk I just do pay it forward teehee
>are you sure?
>yes!
>okay fine
>order food
>she pays
>quickly go sit outside so as to be far away from her

E-stalking britfeel personalities

take a knife and drain ur life x

>>82841576
luv the finns, hei lad
fun little language and always fun in vidya, or slightly autistic

boring cunts tonight where's the personalities or a classic ruthmong.exe

>>82841937
those are more boring given they're all one note shit

I don't think a blackpiller has ever said that individual people can't do nice things of their own volition. The fuck are you on about you utter mong?

>>82841937
Ruthmong was here earlier

>>82841815
Was much the same with the weed for a long time, and it definitely came and went, but after smoking weed every day for years it did a big fuck up number on my constitution, mostly just related to anxiety.

>>82841937
hopefully HHL will show up drunk later

Should we just sterilise anyone who was below set 2 for maths and English in school?
Wonder how much our culture would improve.

>>82841901
luv ya too senpai
one of the only foreigners i often play vidya with is british
more than slightly autistic but proud
>>82841986
i see, i have more self control with it than alcohol so while there have been periods where i get high every other day for a month i always have a long break afterwards
i drank 2-3 times a week for years and only have been trying to stay sober for longer this year but it's damn hard
for me weed reduces anxiety but i guess that could change if i started smoking every day for a long time
getting crossfaded would be the best if it didn't erase my memory completely if i even slightly overdo either of the substances

>>82842116
britfeel wouldnt exist anymore

>>82842129
>one of the only foreigners i often play vidya with is british
hopefully its not me and this gets awkward given i play with a couple cheeky finns, dont think any of them are weedlads though so probably safe
>more than slightly autistic but proud
pretty much the finnish way init

im also another fan of the finnish metal, but a bit more than the stuff you posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdbo2yXbIeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87pUtJg6bQs

>>82842116
You'd have a permanent Labour/Greens coalition and Reform would get <1% of the vote

Things and people I fucking hate:

Chavs and underclass people generally
Catholic nationalist Scots with Irish ancestry
Punk rock
Rap gangsta culture
Woke culture
Disgustingly dressed slags on a Saturday night
People who fucking litter
Binge drinking

>>82842161
you sound like a boring cunt

>>82842154
No lad. I do not even want democracy. Above average IQ people are conformist for reasons of social practicality so they are left wing. Well above average IQ people think for themselves and do not give a fuck so many of them are right wing.

I want a golden soul aristocracy of philosopher kings like Plato imagined

>Things and people l fucking hate:

>Chavs and underclass people generally
>Catholic nationalist Scots with Irish ancestry
>Punk rock
>Rap gangsta culture
>Woke culture
>Disgustingly dressed slags on a Saturday night
>People who fucking litter
>Binge drinking

>>82842165
You sound like one of the people I fucking hate.

>>82842190
Yeah, people who know how to have fun

>>82842161
>Things and people I fucking hate:

>Chavs and underclass people generally
Catholic nationalist Scots with Irish ancestry
>Punk rock
>Rap gangsta culture
>Woke culture
>Disgustingly dressed slags on a Saturday night
>People who fucking litter
>Binge drinking


Absolutely based

>>82842178
What a hilariously ironically retarded post

Piper is my waifu desu

>>82842197
The country needs so much less fun. Ash Sarksr describes the uk as the kind of place where you can watch a woman shitfaced in a g string stagger back at 3 am then a few hours later in the morning watch a woman in Niqab walk by.
She thinks this is fantastic and something people should get used to and accept.


I hate both these things, but at this point I am preferring Niqab and sharia law tbqh. I want slags, drinkers, drug takers, and the lot put in chains and lashes.

>>82842237
Unironic chudjak posting, fucking sad

>>82842211
You have no idea who I am but I am undoubtedly the most intelligent person on this thread by far.

I wish we had like a proper authoritarian far right religious party. Like a neo-Cromwellian Protestant party that just wanted to purge the lad of sin and vice with fire. A Solomon Kane type party.

>>82842250
Facebook IQ tests aren't real IQ tests little lad x

>>82842250
Okay Mr Dunning-Kruger

>>82842250
not him. what qualifications do you have?

>>82841778
>I think it has to do with being good looking
Must be. Most people look at me in disgust or anger, even though I am always polite and proper. I'm fugly though.

Lads ITT eating nothing but bread and gruel and drinking nothing but water because anything else is degenerate and possibly foreign

>bored
>decide to do something nice
>text my brother and ask him for his bank details as I'm going to send some money for him and his kids
>he sends the details
>send 200 quid over
>8 hours later no reply

All I wanted was a thanks. Fuck is wrong with people, quick enough to text your bank over but not quick enough to reply a thank you.

>>82842267
Never taken an IQ test
>>82842268
If anything, I probably underestimate my own intelligence
>>82842270
Masters level postgrad

>>82842296
>Masters level postgrad
proof?

>>82842161
I agree with the clothing, but it's not limited to the slags, everyone is dressing so badly these days. I'm not asking for three-piece suits, but at least stop wearing wearing printed tshirts as a grown man.

>>82842296
>If anything, I probably underestimate my own intelligence
Bold claim to make after immediately overestimating it.
Alright though spacker, continue to delude yourself that you're anything but thick as pig shit.

>>82842317
is that you ebinlad?

>>82842309
im going to keep wearing my band t shirts thanks mate

>>82842237
That kind of chaos just sounds horrifying to me. I just can't see how a society is meant to function and bond like that.

>>82840776 (OP)
No drink for me, it's bad for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOwmt39L2IQ

>>82842351
>No drink for me, it's bad for you.
well shit..

>>82842318
>Bold claim to make after immediately overestimating it.
Alright though spacker, continue to delude yourself that you're anything but thick as pig shit.
melty

>>82842342
The close proximity of chav slags and ultra conservative Muslims is literally what led to the grooming gangs.

The two styles of dress are th products of two incompatible world views. The Niqab is a product of the Islamic belief that premarital sex is wicked and evil and shameful and tempting men with sexual thoughts who are not your husband is sinful and evil and will send a woman to hell.

The chav slags worldview is that by showing off her minge and tits she can boost her self esteem to make up for her hideously ugly caked up face.

Obviously, men with the belief in the former will see the norf chav slags as worthless sluts who have it coming.
The chav slags who hopped in Alis car for chips and free drugs saw it as a laugh and good fun initially


I despise both worldviews. I want my country back from the scum.

they give certificates for masters degrees dont they?

>>82842438
It's probably in social studies or photography mate.

>>82842152
doubt it unless you visited finland this summer for the first time and also had your first sauna experience
indeed it is
like the first song and i like some heavier death metal as well (mostly melodic or progressive) but for some reason haven't listened to many finnish bands that truly fit that criteria
here's some heavier stuff i like (although not as heavy as the ones you posted i guess)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcXdI0YeYV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4z9NEOnSS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBvgEmCD1x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYASOsEBxw (russian band but they sing in finnish, more post rock than metal but they are great so mentioning them as well and also they are more of a listen to the whole album kind of band, the album i posted the song is about the dyatlov pass incident)
and i also need to mention the goat of death metal, death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzM8NYBBpIA
symbolic is one of my favorite albums of all time

>>82842449
i guess we'll never know m8

>>82842420
Every chance you are nearly as worthless as those you call scum. I mean you're spending Saturday night crying about people who aren't around you on 4chan.

>>82842461
Exploration Geophysics

>>82842470
did they give you a certificate for that?

>>82842459
>russian band but they sing in finnish
I thought they were actually Ukranian but after a quick google they've been all over the fucking place, I love Kauan and are part of the reason I got into Finnish as a language.
Rings of Saturn aren't that good to me, but Edge of Sanity are an obvious choice but a good one still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcoX7M4s8NY

>>82842420
The chav slag plan was made in the mid 80's
This is how things get done, plans made 40 years ago are almost impossible to prevent when they are timed to "go off" 20-30 years later.
People today look around and see something wrong and say "fix it", and it doesn't get fixed because it's part of a plan for certain events to occour 10 years in the future.

YOU CANNOT HALT MR BONES WILDE RIDE!

>>82842420
>I want my country back from the scum.
Shakespeare s Globe Theatre was located in one of London's red light districts, surrounded by brothels and dens. This country was always full of scum.

>>82842470
>Exploration Geophysics MSc focuses on the remote study of the Earth's interior through physical techniques principally analysing seismic data.
CORR MATE YOU CAN USE TOOLS AND ANALYSE DATA?
STAND BACK LADS, WE HAVE STEPHEN HAWKING 2.0 AMONGST US

Fucking women can do this shit, fuck off.

>>82842465
What is actually wrong or incorrect with what I said though? Can you argue against any of it?

>>82842488
>CORR MATE YOU CAN USE TOOLS AND ANALYSE DATA?
STAND BACK LADS, WE HAVE STEPHEN HAWKING 2.0 AMONGST US
>Fucking women can do this shit, fuck off.
Melty

How does the hyperintelligent lad fail to greentext posts repeatedly?

>>82842488
> STAND BACK LADS, WE HAVE STEPHEN HAWKING 2.0 AMONGST US

Yeah this but actually unironically.

>>82842511
>How does the hyperintelligent lad fail to greentext posts repeatedly?
Cope

>>82842518
Was just asking a question mate. Feel like the smart fella should be able to answers questions.

>>82842525
>should be able to answers questions.
Oh dear

Feel bad for pointing out that mumberg already told me something half an hour ago
Should have just not said anything desu
Awks. Scary

>>82842482
This country has been fucked since 1066 and the Norman invasion.

I want palingenic ultranationalism with a focus on an English national rebirth with a new Anglo Saxon nation. 1000 years from 1066 to 2066 have been a mistake under the Norman yoke.


Saxon Yeomen of England need to form a new country from year zero/1066. The first new year will be 1067.
We need to reject foreign influence and non Anglo Saxon blood with both a biological and spiritual ultra-racism.
We need to reject thinking machines and other such blasphemies.
Promote Anglo Saxon paganism.
A nation of Pagan Anglo Saxon English peasants.

We need Enoch Powell meets Pol Pot.

lets reset the vibes

>>82842572
agreed. whats that last thing that made you properly laugh

>>82842480
holy based i have never met anyone who has heard of them before i shilled them
rings of saturn are kind of a guilty pleasure desu but i really like the album i posted the song from
edge of sanity is great, my dad actually recommended them to me when i hadn't heard any of their stuff
i'm not that into black metal normally but good old burzum is great and every now and then i hear gems like the one you posted just now

Is the auntie degeneracy regime in the room with us right now?

>>82842591
> agreed. whats that last thing that made you properly laugh

The thought of me carrying an AK-47 through London like a 1975 Khmer Rouge in Phnom Penh scouting out for former government workers. Force all the sufficiently ethnically pure into the fields to work and labour as peasants. Everyone else gets you know what.

>>82842620
>Everyone else gets you know what.
pancakes?

young people scare me

>>82842595
>holy based i have never met anyone who has heard of them before i shilled them
Yeah Sorni Nai back in the day was an album I span loads and then get more into their stuff. Apparently I started listening to them in 2016. I have their new album ordered already.
I have a soft spot for "onions" metal from time to time so they naturally came up and Sorni Nai is a favourite. I like most of their discog or that's the peak too.
>and then i hear gems like the one you posted just now
Totalselfhatred? They're finns too, and had that one great album I linked. The one after was good but weirdly lofi for no reason, and then the third was... different and not well received. That self-titled is a fucking 10/10 though.
I'm definitely more of a black metal person but death metal is up there too. Mostly started waaaay back in the day with meloshit like Insomnium.

>>82842572
i'm enjoying these posts, plus i have some Finnish metal to listen to.

but i'm still on the Lord of the Rings documentary. do you know Viggo Mortensen asked them to make up a little whetstone to carry, to explain how Aragorn keeps his sword sharp? corrr.

>>82842644
Based LOTR appendices enjoyer
Did you also know he broke his toe when he kicked the orc helmet in the second film
Corrrr and I do mean corrr

i feel old but im only 35, i have another 30 odd years to go

>>82842644
Viggo seemed to be like the best actors where they get super into the role. Like Cavill with The Witcher, arguing with the shitty writers as he knew the source material better than them.
Luv it when the high tier pro is also super into the craft.

girls scare me

if i existed in the LOTR universe i would choose to be a hobbit from bree. i'd be a blacksmith with a human apprentice

Tfw Peter Jackson hugging Elijah wood for like 5 minutes straight on the last day on set while crying and thanking him.
Corrr. Those bonus discs do be kino.

>>82842696
they can be very cruel to us meek lads, not womfy at all

is 27 unc status chat am i cooked?

>>82842721
borderline middle aged imho

>>82842644
>plus i have some Finnish metal to listen to.
You ever need more lad, you know where to find me.
I can do metal and emo, thats about all I'm good for.

Slipping into Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours on LOSER FM 8008.5 FM.

>>82842765
Sounds like you should move to Sunderland.

tomorrow i will venture out into town in search of a new bike lock

>>82842795
More exciting than me mate
I'm living that thrilling life where I have a hand soap dispenser coming from amazon phwoaaaar and I do mean phwoar

>>82842807
why are you buying that? just get a bar of soap or the liquid stuff in the pump bottles

>>82842714
it not right lad it not

Local Uni's have sent me their night class courses for next year now.
I was going to go Sept - Dec but all the classes I wanted to do were 9am starts on the other side of the City, fuck that. Thankfully Jan-April classes are in the evenings which is fucking comfy I tell thee, dark, cold, wet, windy quiet. 2 Quick train journeys and i'm 200m from the classroom.
I need a new coat though, it's looking a bit ragged after idk 10 years...
Any suggestions for 100% waterproof? Thinking of some sort of Shell style.

>>82842831
>or the liquid stuff in the pump bottles
Basically I ordered a bunch of "refills" by accident one time, so at the moment I have the liquid soap but I have to like "tip it out".
So I figured I'd get a pump that looks more aesthetic for the ol' 'ouse. Then I can get refills which do tend to be a tiny bit cheaper, I assume due to less plasitc with the lack of pump.

got a niche feeling of wanting to fuck a cute north korean woman

It's the little things that make me feel pathetic int it
Like me mumberg doting on me for being so bright
Lmfao! Yeah maybe I used to be. Weird how parents do that, they just idealise who you were at a more precocious age and then run with it for the rest of your life even though it's not true anymore. Oof. Sorry mumberg but I'm actually just a failure and a loser. Thems the breaks eh

>>82842666
>>82842681
normally i don't give two shits about "they really cared about the source material!" but any time Christopher Lee mentions anything, it's a treat.
i was never a huge fan of the books (preferred The Hobbit tbqh) but it's nice they drew from all the mythology in the production design.
>>82842730
cor lad we love emo here, is there Finnish emo?

>>82842848
i keep to myself nowadays im just to old for that shit now. what about you

i had some rheinbacher and now on the special brew lads its lush

>>82842851
mental. well i hope it looks nice at least

>>82842858
>cor lad we love emo here, is there Finnish emo?
Uh I'd have to start checking bands. I know there's Swedish emo but I assume you're allergic to that on accounts of the Sisu in you (its good though)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5OyjD-kLY
Got Russian too, but you'll be even less a fan of that fellow NATObro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGAdqpihDRo

>>82842868
>special brew
its been AGEIS since i brank that. coor i really want one now

going on a trip to pyongyang and shagging some cute nork security personel assigned to you oh yes oh yes

>>82842866
aye just waiting to die me

>>82842853
your mother loves you. you OWE her grandchildren. if you are a bright spark you will have bright sprogs. you may have to lie with a lady, but take one for the team.

Got this emo banger going RN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MUeHF1SOm8

>>82842938
Eh I'm a massive failure and am cursed etc etc so I don't care about that
Frankly my family seems cursed
A dark cloud looms over us

>>82842932
plan little pleasures for yourself. go on day trips have an allotment watch movies, just pleasurable little distractions to keep you occupied until the reeper comes a knocking

>>82842938
>you OWE her grandchildren
You know he's a turd burglar, right?

gonna hit the town with princess ann next week

>>82842927
hope you like skinny girls

>>82842957
Same, lad, same. But she's still yer mum, so she will think the best of you if she loves you.

brb, hugging me mum.

>>82842974
no no but its pyongyang so shes decently fed

What is it with these quiz shows and normies trying to be hilarious and quirky when actually they are unbelievably cringe.
>>82842981
Well yeah she does.

oh my freaking dayss take me back
https://youtu.be/5odappyJga4?t=7

>>82842966
>you may have to lie with a lady, but take one for the team.
i said my piece.

>>82842957
>>82843000
cursed or not, there is love. be grateful. not saying that as an attack/challenge: i mean, actually be grateful. corrrr motherberg, warts n all.
(CAPTCHA is MAMGW corrrr mam go win)

>>82843000
The quiz shows themselves have become so cringe with each trying to desperately be quirky and unique. I mean, they occasionally hit the bullseye with formats like pointless and bridge of lies, but the rest are just over the top and stupid.

>>82843106
Ummm based
Anyway well yeah lol but she is a frustrating person and I like to complain about random stuff when I'm drinking cidre don't I?

Wonder if she ever participates in quiz nights. I expect she's only interested in the booze that daddy so generously offers her.

>>82843174
Bismillah brother ruthmong its a shame she prefers these haram activities

https://youtu.be/ULZoU29QrBA

Why did she have to do a vid with her bloke though, it's over

>>82840776 (OP)
What's your best pint?

I'm a Guinness man personally Hate the Irish though

Lmfao
Got to laugh sometimes at boomer conspiracy politics
The things my parentbergs come out with nowadays is actual slop insanity
But oh well everybody is an idiot and nobody should be listened to anyway

>>82843281
Thatchers blackcurrant cider
Leffe blonde
Staropramen
Idk it depends when you ask me my dude

What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play
Life is a cabaret, old chum
Come to the cabaret

Okay now they're just becoming incredibly embarrassing. Garn home then listen to some music I reckon then.

>>82843204
I'm not a religious guy. I just don't think she should be boozing her health away.

evening pals

>>82843296
>>82843338
what are they saying lad? that sunflower oil is actually fine?

>>82843330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tUctFu46_c

>>82843281
More a lager man, but with the alky tax they introduced all my favourites got weaker strength and worse to me.
I always used to say Sapporo or Birra Moretti meself, but they've either changed or I've just gone off em a bit.

>>82843413
"so whats with this shit febreeze gimmick about lad?"

Interesting specimen this one. Imagine having acne at 24 still. Surely it can't be all that crap she puts on her face because they can't face the world otherwise. Imagine thinking you have a hard job just sitting at home selling tat for your "small business". The "average" life of a female these days is nothing compared to men who have to do actual hard work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSh28d2_KY

https://youtu.be/8aXYkYEBQbQ

He's done his fucking bollox right in.
In tears. He doesn't deserve this. He wanted so much more from life. He miss his dad.

>>82843515
>nothing compared to men who have to do actual hard work.
You dont know what hard work is, Turk. You actually are more worthless than the women you deride.

my life is comically shit

>>82843515
>The "average" life of a female these days is nothing compared to men who have to do actual hard work.
So true, lad. Women will never know what it's like to work a real job like you do, which is... uhh... umm... sorry, what's your job again?

>>82843555
He worked for two years in a windowless warehouse lad

>>82843555
Professional 4chan whinger.

>>82843541
Not from Turkey. I'm British.

>>82843555
As if I'm going to work knowing women take all the easy jobs. Fuck working hard while women get to rely on a boyfriend's income and just have some easy job.

Imagine if men just stopped working jobs that females would never want to do. Imagine that. Men enable their easy, materialistic lives. It's pretty fucking sad to think women believe they have a challenging life.

>>82843515
Bug eyed spotty foid cow. Bet the boyfriend settled knowing that's the best he can ever get. I expect he brings in the most money because women only date up. Cunts.

Don't respect females. Make them fear men who do not see any point in living.

I read all of those cretinous inceloid posts in the voice of Salad Fingers from that old timey wimey YouTube series don't I? Well I do don't I? Impotent, creepy and pathetic.

Corrrr one of the only people I will ever respect abandoned me didn't he. I sometimes think I need to finish his magnum opus bookoid for him. But I'm not intelligent enough. I don't know enough. It sad. It sad indeed.

You think them police twats actually do anything to protect women? They're fucking useless for the most part. We all know women lie and exaggerate things like sexual assaults. The courts are so fucking corrupt now that they lock away men for "historical abuse" from decades ago with no actual forensic evidence or guilt admission. They just let the unqualified jury determine their fate. It's truly fucked.

France is just as bad too. They have prosecuted a man for murder despite no forensic evidence or even a body found. It's fucking madness.

>>82843654
Ruthmongs irl voice is more like pic rel

Hope all the lads are having a nice Saturday. Wifeberg has been away so I've been stripping wallpaper to keep myself busy. I had some booze and some manual labour and I'm quite uncomfortable but it's been productive. Been listening to audiobooks and chilling out in a very nice fashion. Hope nobody's been having a welty this evening, good vibes all round.

>>82843674
>mfw apu nahasapenapetilan is from istanbul

I am so sick of females thinking they have it worse than men. It's not the 1950s anymore. Let's send lots of females to war, let's fire the useless police cunts that let only the male police do most of the work because they actually fear confrontation, let's make females build their homes. Most importantly let's stop simping culture and enabling females to have such privileged lives.

I will never work knowing females will benefit from it. Fuck working. Let females work for us sex starved men now. There's no point working anyway if you aren't getting pussy ever.

>>82843703
>>82843724
Oh you're having a melty, that's a shame

>>82843587
>Not from Turkey. I'm British.
Okay Turk

>>82843741
Dude he does it every day. Along with the other routines.
Why are you surprised?

Men will not have equal rights. Foids want more rights than us.

miss me dollies

Jared Leto was pretty good in Tron Ares desu. Redditors don't like him, so I feel like I must push back against that and say, he's actually pretty good.

>>82843911
>Jared Leto was pretty good in Tron Ares desu
You might be retarded mate. His role was to be a blank robot that learned to be human and he was somehow too blank or robotic to even be a blank robot.
You're just being a contrarian cos "muh reddit" but fucking everyone knows he can't act for shit.

>>82843920
I am a contrarian, can't help it. However, I actually thought he played it well. Felt like I was watching an actual sentient program didn't I? And that's what counts. He fights for the users corrr get in there de lid.

>>82843938
I dunno lad I just suspect you have low standards, I don't blame you I'm the same with films where people go "THIS WAS SO SHIT" and I'm just like "eh it was fine", but calling him "good" is a bit far.

>>82843654
>Salad Fingers
>from that old timey wimey YouTube series

Chika stop making me feel old with your zoomer words.

>>82843963
I occasionally remember Burnt Face Man from the same guy. Me and an old mate would constantly quote it back in the day.
Remembering that makes me go grey.
>TAKE THAT CRIME, YOU SHIT

>>82843961
Yeah maybe but my taste is mine and therefore perfect.
>>82843963
Eh, doesn't mean you're that old, even I remember it. I vaguely membah the beginning of YouTube. Used to be a lot of anime music videos back then.

I membah Fred. I membah, specifically, not just via nostalgia screenshots, when "Evolution of Dance" was the most viewed video on YouTube. I membah Coppercab. Kino.

Everything bad in the world is apparently my dad's fault, somehow. T. my mumberg. Bit weird. In 2025 womeme looksmatch is not FaceChad it is in fact Atlas. Corrrr. Though maybe sneedhaps, Twas ever thus?

Sometimes I feel like a cyborg/program actually. Like I'm observing other people and figuring them out in confusion but it's like noooo none of that applies to ME. I'm Uniqua.

>Sometimes I feel like a cyborg/program actually
there's a term for this disorder.

>>82844130
Well you are a bit one note. And boring.

>>82844199
No there isn't. Oh yes there is. Oh nooo there isntttt. But nah seriously what are you on about.

>>82843539
at least he's got eggs.

Wearing Christmas socks. How zany of me. I reckon yultimately we're all massive moral hypocrites. It so so sad. Actual tears in my eyes sad.

Like really most arguments political economic etc nowadays are basically
>Heh, I found a little bit of moral hypocrisy within you CHECKMATE
Whole failing to also see their own. Ad infinitum. It so so so sad.

>Whole failing
MONGBOY MONGBOY MONGBOY MONGBOY MONGBOY

FUCKS SAKE CHELSEA JUST PLAY ENZO
YOU RUINED MY FANTASY POINTS YOU BASTARDS

>>82844443
Corrrr got Mateta don't I? Lovely hattrick. And of course Haalandchads continue winning. People who gambled on Salah are looking total idiots desu. He was always gonna slow down eventually.

>>82844469
I flogged Salah for Haaland this week and already reaped the reward
>Corrrr got Mateta don't I?
Fucking dickhead

>>82844491
I pretty much permacapped Haaland since GW1, and Mateta was of course a big brained move. Aside from that my team is pretty horrible though, I'm not doing that well. Too much bias towards last season like Forest players etc. Love me Big Bick Energy too don't we folks? Corrr.

Big NICK
not big nick
Nooooo don't reply to me again trollanon

Not big hick
Lmfao
Bick
Lick
Nick
Lol. I hate typing on phones

Is my husbando Chika back?

>>82844579
Curseeeeee I am. My drunkblog int it? I like to consult with The Spirits.

NEEK VULTAMADUHHHH
Simple as.

>>82844579
I wouldnt make my husband a known cottager

Weird outdated boomerspeak. Uhhh in English doc?

Any other lad thinking of taking up lifting? I'm thinking if I start now I'll be looking good by next summer

Watching Rambo 3 on ITV4 in that waravan me. Been a womfy day. That Stalk in the Park was fucking brilliant.

Garn car boot sale tomorrow but taking my cousins swimming in the morning so no more wooze for me tonight. Need to be fresh for tomorrowz x

Pretty fucked up subject to use for asmr. Stalin was bad right?

Une vie a t'aimer
What an absolute certified banger
Love me vidya OSTs me
Been stuck in my head for weeks corrr
ALICIAAAA AUUU CLAIR OBSCURRRR
Love it!

>>82844881
Never been swimming as an adult. Doubt I ever will do that again.

Nothing is ever that simple in 2025 for a low paying job because it's still too much effort, let alone for someone who has been hopeless, depressed jaded, and cynical for years. You can't always just get hired now at McDonald's , warehouse, or whatever easily when you have to apply, interview, etc. I don't even know where to apply for these places and it's your fault apparently for not spending every waking minute and hour looking for a job.

Nevermind the fact that you will be working long hours, barely affording rent, and not doing anything but surviving. Because no, no, no that's just too much to ask for a life that can be enjoyed or with leisure, only thing that matters in life is productivity and what you contribute to society otherwise you're worthless.

These jobs usually aren't just posted everywhere and are accessible to everyone, so you still have to put in all this extra bullshit to prove to society that you're even worthy of sustaining yourself with money. For someone who is discouraged, it's too easy to fall to the wayside because you really have to go out of your way to find a job. And of course the jobs that are available are available for a reason because they usually destroy your will so nobody wants to take them. But yeah survive in a world you don't want to live in, knowing you have to die because the alternative is homeless. That's all it takes for everyone to be docile and accept a life of drudgery with no progress.

Why should I just jump into full time minimum wage warehouse job when I never got to have fun when I was younger?

I don't accept my role in society to be some miserable wagie in a warehouse getting no sex and no life. Rather be a miserable neet playing vidya all day.

Me? Gonna hang myself from the rafters from me wollocks.

>>82845528
>from me wollocks

How do you turn the clown off?

Some mong tonight had a melty because he accidentally gave me his lucky Scottish 20 pound note. I tried explaining to him that once I've taken his cash I can't give it back, and I have to exchange it for chips. He then followed up with an empty threat that he'd just go home if I wouldn't give it back. I reiterated that he couldn't have it back. He then called my manager over to deliver a pathetic, grovelling elegy about how special Scotland is to him. He didn't get his note back.

quiet in here

Sunday is it not X

Just read all of Chika's post from last night. What a melodramatic wanker.

>>82847248
I don't blame him, it's tough being one of the few people with a soul in a world of NPCs
>nooo you can't do [thing] because of this arbitrary rule

>>82847648
The reason behind the rule is that I can't give the customer anything but chips. That in itself is to make it harder for me to surreptitiously pass anything else to the customer. About half of what I do is theatre for the cameras, or the inspector watching multiple tables at once, to make sure I'm not doing anything I shouldn't (either intentionally or accidentally).

Ugly lonely Turkish man.

>>82847784
Funny thing is he isn't actually bad looking

Weird thing is right... little Turkish fella

corr up nice and early garn for a trekkie brekkie in 90 with my family, it sunday x best day of the week

>>82847861
He said he looks like Tobey Maguire you know

>>82847940
Not the worst looking fella imo

I'm the best looking poster here.

Daily reminder that HHL wets his cute little nappy on the daily x

Struggling to get out of Bedfordshire am I not?

>>82848084
Guaranteed I'm better looking than you.

>>82848308
I don't think so. I got a 9.9/10 rating on hotornot 15 years ago.

>>82848324
15 years ago??????? Fucking hell de lid might aswell be a lifetime ago that.

Apparently fewer and fewer young people are identifying as trans or non-binary now. It seems to be dying.

Weird that we are going to have this whole generation with loads of trannies though.

Aamer Hussein (moni) is no longer trans. My cousin is no longer non binary. Kids are moving on from this shit.

>>82848381
Why are you so obsessed with trannies?

>>82848381
>>82848390
Its not trendy any more, they have all switched to the broccoli hair cuts or that dead behind the eyes stare

>>82848243
>Daily reminder that HHL wets his cute little nappy on the daily x
fascinating

about to start dragon slayer on OSRS lads. Wish me luck.

>>82848381
Good. Gunna be a lot of fucked up adults in 10 years time.

>>82848381
Cretins the lot of them
When I was a kid it would be a jacket or something that was trendy, not larping as the other gender the fucking freaks the lot of them

>>82848475
Little trick with that fucker, if you have to tele you can run back and continue as it won't have recovered health

>>82848475
based osrs enjoyer

You can safe spot him rather easily

Why do we let normal people vote when they're unable to think logically?

>Custom filter's working

Thank G-d

Paki uploaders on that site are absolutely obsessed with that arab coomer for some reason, it's really been getting on me nerves. The pampered roid fiend faggot lives with his (presumably stacked) parents too and has a different rando whore over every other day of the week lol

>>82848532
its about consent

Fappington-on-the-naze

holy shit i was doing dragon slayer and some guy was somehow there watching me and when i completed the quest he gave me a gilded helm worth 8m.

Really tired actually despite sleeping for 10 hours

$11usd 2 liter of vodka

>>82848748
>$11usd
get out

seeing how many things i can pregame
>getting out of bed
>leaving bedroom
>running my laundry

>>82848762
its called taaka anon
wots ur liqor of choice?

Ruthmong allegedly hasn't left his parents' home in 15 years.

this general used to be great and popping, what happened?

>>82848916
We've run out of gimmicks and nobody can come up with new ones.

giving this a watch now

Having a lazy one today me. Got up about 9, stuck the washing on and took dogberg out. At some point will likely need to do a shop but whether that happens at big Tesco or little co op remains to be seen. Had beans on toast and settling in to read my magic book with a cup of tea.

>>82848990
I got the exact same situation, little co-op closer but tesco like 10 minutes further away.
I almost always got tesco though cos co-op prices are 100% fucked beyond repair.

>>82848916
we're blacking out

i need a moid who will drink until liver poisoning with me on discord video call everynight
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Ebin getting blacked and squealing like a pig

>>82849006
Yeah shopping in co op is a ball buster, makes me wince how pricey it is for just a few small bits. Really ought to do a big shop so I'm set up for the week but that would depend on me getting my shit all together in the next few hours and it's so grey and miserable I'm just not feeling it.

>>82849022
Post tits desu

>>82849056
um i need a moid who will drink until liver poisoning and be anti goon!!!

>>82849048
Relatable mate. The co-op is too well located for laziness or "cant be arsed" factor.

>>82849062
Not gonna happen. Post tits

>>82849071
no tits this is why i discord

>you are, without a doubt, the most melodramatic poster I've ever heard of.
But you have heard of me.

>>82849083
>But you have heard of me.
nice

any of you lot seen the schizo on /brit/ who just endlessly posts about black men shagging white women? bizarre freak

>>82848916
i've got theories lad but the council of elder frogs has placed a fatwa on me

>>82849081
Try /soc/ desu but you're still only going to get guys who want to see tits even if they say they don't

>>82849142
Huh that's me

>>82848916
People got lives and moved on. Most of us still here are the ones who didn't make it.

>>82849166
this is why i yearn
i need an nd moid who loves to drink and has self control / aversion to hypersexuality

i still cant poo
any tips?

>>82849194
I'm a functional alcoholic, but I do like breasts I just don't ask every woman I know to show it.
That good enough?

>>82849218
i dunno if i should start mental health maxxing and try to find someone irl or if i should should find a guy online who will understand my chronical onlineness

has the nonce nest been busted yet then?

>>82849230
britfeel is surely the best place to find a boyfriend

Think I'm gonna get into magic and fortune telling and all kinds of shit like that. Tarot and I Ching and whatever other nonsense I can come up with. Reckon that'd be a good irl gimmick to have, just look at the cards and furrow my brow and say hmm a lot.

>>82849230
>if i should should find a guy online who will understand my chronical onlineness
I think most guys here are chronically online. I'm even here while I work.

>>82849251
i'd shag her but I'm not a shagger am I?

>>82849257
how old are u
when i attempt to talk to guys my age they cut me off for being a femcel

>>82849194
I yearn too but i also like tits
>>82849277
Real question is how old are you

>>82849296
18 yr old hs drouput|
am wage slave though

>>82849300
everyone here is over 20 without exception

>>82849313
actually everyone here is over 30 without exception

>>82849317
i'm 25 me

>>82849320
whatever
i had once IRL crush my age that was reciprocated and we never did anything and barely flirted because im ND and he lost interest by the time i pursued and went on a rant to our mutual friends about how im a femcel loser T_T

>>82840776 (OP)
does anyone here ever had trouble with their liver from drinking? what were the symptoms? did u see a doctor? were you able to fix it?

>>82849340
get better genes

>>82849332
grim to think about really, femcels don't exist though

im 18 year old girl and never had boyfriend does that mean im a femcel

>>82849300
femceltits
I'm 31, I don't drink though and will discourage you from drinking

>>82849354
ugh just post your tits
and no you can't be a femcel, you could easily have sex you just choose not to

>>82849277
early 30s lass

so many uncs in the chat T_T

25 isn't unc

>>82849351
i know i'm not a femcel i know everyone without a y chromosome can get sex
normalfags dont understand this tho and think im insane
ojnline boys i feel like i relate to them but they are bad for my mental and make me more agoraphobic:(

>>82849320
>i'm 25 me
Proof?

>>82849385
you'll grow out of this probably
>>82849389
i was 19 when I went to the britfeel meetup in 2019, it's been 6 years, I'm 25

>>82849360
why are u on this thread
i like to drink it makes me talk to people

>>82849396
do you play roblox then?

>>82849394
always been this way and kept no friends from hs there is no hope

>>82849396
Bored, lonely and tired

>>82849402
no wot
why

>>82849407
Okay well I'm 25 and I'm the exact same, that's just life though ain't it
Cards are rigged against us all from the start

>>82849417
just checking to see if you were someone else

>>82849415
okay, why don't you like to drink?

>>82849420
KEK who are you looking for

me? im a 25 yr old unc, still playing l4d2, got it on day release, also got rdr1 on day release, sheeit I was playing project zomboid before it even released on steam. Unc coded me.

https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2019/02/02/the-manchester-meetup
Depressing to think that this is literally me lol

>>82849420
ROBLOX GROOMER ROBLOX GROOMER

>>82849425
Idk I don't really like the taste, rarely I'll have like gin with juice or something. I used to smoke a lot of weed like an ounce a week but I quit a few months ago because I only like cheese and nobody had it for ages

>>82849461
do you like the feeling of being drunk? have you been drunk?

Corrrr it raining now. Delightful Sunday weather this, gonna have me some hula hoops soon

evie7

Wankoclock

>>82849469
Yeah obviously I've been drunk and it is a nice feeling but just the taste of alcohol makes me face scrunch up I don't like the taste. Id only discourage you if you drink like a lot or if its affecting your general life like you can cope in other ways and stuff

Good riddance. Any mong that gambles is low iq.

>>82849495
the alcohol isn't a cope for me i like how socialable and silly i become
I started drinking as someone who hated the taste, honestly, take shots and use a chaser with good technique and its over sooo fast

>>82849509
That's ok then carry on

really want a girlfriend

>>82849520
u ever have one before?

>>82849534
yeah once
she was hispanic and we online dated

>>82849535
that doesnt count mate unless you met irl
t. had 2 online gfs

>>82849540
we did meet up in real life
i lived with her in america for a while

>>82849543
was she from new jersey?

>>82849545
nah florida

One cute 18yo twink or some old hag roastie (35+)?

idk if i'll be able to type captchas when this one hits

>>82849549
i dated a hispanic girl too she was a bit crazy in a good way

>>82849563
kansas city chiefs shotglass makes me lol i got it at a thrift store i know nothing of sports

>>82849563
>poster falling off the wall
>plain white walls
>shots alone in your bedroom
mental
>>82849564
Yeah they're great, she was bloody insane though

He seaside scotsman now.

>>82849576
we all seaside in life x

>>82849575
its because of the news fan i got,,, it started blowing the posters off the wall. i should take that one down anyways it's a lucky star poster and i can only associate that with troons now
>shots alone in your bedroom
alcoholism thread btw

>>82849564
Would love to pork one of them big arse latina birds. Wish we got them instead of infinity inbred Muslims.

posting webms of you drinking alone in your bedroom at 1pm to britfeel
grim

>>82849589
i said all this like I don't have a big bin bag behind me full of empty cans

It'll be Christmas before we know it. Clockmaxxing is going just lovely.

got the curtains closed tight, laid in bed with a cuppa and it's raining outside
it lush x

>>82849605
okay well now i have to fix the poster

>>82849563
Cute. Add me desu

>>82849618
nonce nest on a mad one

>>82849520
Never had one myself. I think I have an idealised vision of what having one would be like. Most people in relationships seem to experience more hassle than joy. Would nice to at least feel like I am somewhat desired though I suppose.

a-key-rah koo-row-sah-wa

>>82849623
Tbh I say I want a girlfriend but moreso I just want to talk to a woman that isn't my own mum
Even then I barely talk to her

Got food in the cupboard, electric on the meter. Got to think yourself lucky guys.

>>82849628
why dont u run up public discord vcs

>>82849632
cause the people who talk in those are turbonormies
they have to be somewhat similar to me

>>82849629
i've got a 1 pound loaf xx

>>82849639
the weirdest luck i've had is by messaging people wiht 0 likes in instagram reels comment sections

anyways what is "similar to" you

>>82849625
that is the soul prayer of my people

>>82849576
sometimes he stink of haggis
sometimes he stink of irn bru

>>82849576
I wonder where in Scotland the Scottish SSM would live

>>82849648
i don't really use instagram desu
but "like me" is autistic, weird, shut in, likes to play videogames, drink, maybe even posts on 4chan

>>82849657
no literally just spend some hours in public vcs on discord you'll find someone who is antinormalfag enough
also, finding someone who ISN'T shut in or 4chan user can be really good because they set u up for better mental

most of us are too autistic to talk to randoms on voice chat

Why do lasses salute the magpies lads? Is that a Scottish thing? I don't believe in superstitious things tbqh.

>>82849669
this is why ALCOHOL
Drop discord rn ill talk to u this is a test

most of us are too autistic to leave the house

>>82849680
Gotta say hello to the birb bros lad

Also the rhyme about magpies which i cant remember

>1 for a girl
>2 for a boy
>3 for something something

me? just made a collagen peptide and 100% cacao drink with manuka honey, 'elfy that. Will be booting up the project zomboid shortly whilst the rain softly hits the window, lushlingtons. Then I will boot up l4d2.

>>82849669
drop discord user for serious

seven sah-moo-rah-eee

>>82849697
Seems like something you'd do at primary school, not as an adult. I have no recollection of that rhyme.

Why don't the Japa pronounce the final vowels in their words? Or maybe they just do it really fast? Like on Sensei. It should be "sen-seh-ee."

Love them halloween outfits on the asmr lasses.

>>82849734
what is her costume even supposed to be kek

>>82849697
I thought it was also like "1 for bad luck" or some shit

>>82849742
I don't know lad. Some weird gothic look. They all seem to be clones of each other.

>>82849742
>what is her costume even supposed to be
a slag

>>82849742
Whore I think. Notice her legs and big tits on display.

ASMR bint routine is it now, Turk?

>>82849709
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told

Its a long held superstition that magpies bring bad luck or are just omens of death etc

You have to salute them or say hello to stop the bad shit happening (??) Im not that clued up on it tbqh lid

Similar to robins and their connection to family members who have passed away

>>82849742
titty monster

>>82849750
Think you're right mate, you jogged the ol' memory. I knew they were tied to bad luck and you could do something to supposedly offset it, but I couldnt stop thinking about the "toss salt over your shoulder" shit instead. Pretty sure you nailed it.

>>82849680
>>82849734
>>82849746
Kadinlarin mikrofonlara fisildadigi videolari izlemeyi birak ve ise gir, degersiz asalak

>>82849748
Well thats how they dressed back in the day at parties or with fancy wear. Putting the goods on display to find a suitor who owns a bank or whatever.

>>82849728
wht do you mean mate?
its sen-say (sei)

>>82849767
What do you mean? Why is this word an exception to the rule? It should be "Sen (sehn) sei (seh-eee)" should it not? Why don't you pronounce the I?

>>82849746
its the garden variety whore lad

women jump at the chance to dress like sluts

>>82849771
it is pronounced
it changes se (seh)
to sei (say)

>>82849697
1 for sorrow,
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 for a boy

Don't know any more than that, think you're supposed to say hello to a lone mag to avoid the sorrow

>>82849747
She's not a slag just because she's got a nice body.

>>82849748
You would do the same if you were born female.

>>82849749
I'm British, like her.

donnie on a mad one
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115398251623299921

>>82849795
Oh bit late on this one, that'll teach me for not reading the whole thread before replying (it won't)

>>82849797
No you're not brownie Turk

>>82849797
Looks like a slag to me turkroach lad

>>82849797
>She's not a slag just because she's got a nice body.
correct, shes a slag for showing it off to strangers online

you run out of milk. you run out of water. what do you do next?

Ruthmong's never obsessed over any Greek ASMR lasses. Really makes you think...

>>82849772
Wearing cute outfits does not necessarily mean they are doing it for men.

>>82849804
what on earth mate.. my jaw dropped

>>82849781
You're both wrong
the i basically silent it's really sensee
so senseh not sensay

>>82849817
I'm sure laurel is more Greek than Turkish.

>>82849820
I could almost guarantee some lass running around in a black corset and mini skirt is looking a shag tbqfh lad, stop trying to act like a smart arse kek

>>82849823
thank god im not american
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
hahahahaha

genki desu ka x

>>82848532
wouldn't you assume in that case that he's one of the better doctors? yeah it's 'only 50%' but if he's had 20 successes, he's the one bringing that average up with his success rate?

not sure what this image is saying. mathematicians would see it as "it's still a coin flip, context be damned"? wouldn't they go "by this particular sample set, i'm in good hands"?

Ruthmong getting pistol whipped by a Jandarma officer

>>82849804
I voted for this and much, much more.

>>82849876
It's a shitpost.
Really a mathematician wouldn't be any more/less worried by a chain of success because they know about the probability fallacy. Just cos you got heads 20 times when you flipped a coin doesn't make you any more or less likely to get tails next.

>>82849892
for the Iulz?

>>82849892
How does it feel to have an IQ below 90, my American friend?

>>82849876
if its a 50/50 chance and its been 100% survival rate so far then the next 20 are in for a bad time

>>82849806
Lad I'm British. That's just some silly made up rumour you made.

>>82849809
>>82849810
She's just a lot more confident with her body now. She has struggled with mental illness and body dysmorphia growing up. I think she looks very pretty but not British rose pretty.

>>82849833
I don't think she has ever been in a serious enough relationship lad. She's only 18. Your coomer brain has rotted your perception of girls.

>>82849903
Keep coping Turk, people said it before me. You've been outed.

>>82849903
How's the weather in Istanbul?

i usually go to queer raves bc theyre chill and the ppl are very respectful
i made the mistake of going to a normie rave and woweee i did not like the attention i was getting from scary big men shirts off coked up hitting on me
i usually like attention but this time it just felt threatening
lesson learned
i had a nice time though regretfully i broke my no k streak
my bladders going to hate me :(

what are you lxds up to this weekend?

>>82849895
>>82849899
duality of man.

fuck the gambler's 'fallacy'. if i've lost on 20 scratchcards i'm due a win. it's like charging your luck.

Little brown turkroach still refuses prove that he is white British. What a coward.

>>82849924
You don't have to like it mate but it's the way it works.

You know that cough you keep getting? That's the asbestos fibres that are stuck in your lungs from your childhood. Your mum likely sprinkled this nasty stuff all over your junk and bottom in your early years. J&J have covered it up for decades with their propaganda marketing. I remember her room being clouded up with this shit every morning.

>>82849920
my migraine is gone but now my guts are killing me from the wetamine. so i can very much relate. soz for calling you a harlot it was japes innit.

get plenty of water, the grim stuff will pass. and find a good lad ffs.

In Japanese, in ou and ei the u and i are silent basically. It's more like oo and ee. Simple as, mongs. For example, the name Mutou sounds like "moo-toe" and not "moo-toe-oo".

>>82849897
Trump has always delivered keks the size of a Mack semi loaded with bridge parts. Classic zingers with Rosie from the ancient times, etc.

>>82849941
I asked my mum about this and she said she never used it. Apparently she used olive oil instead.

>>82849898
It's debatable, Achmed. Enjoying your sanctuary in the White Man's world? Certainly an upgrade from the 3rd world mudhole you fled.

>>82849804
>https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115398251623299921
holy kek, le based

>>82849949
I've noticed my mum makes up lies because she knows certain subjects trigger an argument. Nothing you can do anyway now if it were used. Olive oil seems a bit weird but ok.

>>82849941
that stuff you make cakes and bread out of? 90% asbestos. baking industry's been hiding this one for DECADES.

Trump is funny but at the same time it's embarrassing he's the leader of a country. Very conflicting emotions.

Possibly a dumb question given the usual stuff here, but are there any normal straight white males in today. No gays. No trans. No cucks. No sissies. No drama queens. Just normal blokes.

>>82849941
Thanks for this citationless post.

>>82849962
Nah, she's telling the truth. She said she never used powder on any of us, it was too expensive and olive oil was a remedy my granny used for sore arse or whatever. Of course olive oil is super expensive now.

>>82849962
Next time gently remind her she in fact used corn starch on your tender areas.

>>82849966
It's not that much different from how it's always bee laddy. Politicians have always been clowns, nowadays they just don't bother hiding it.

>>82849970
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/oct/16/woman-blames-johnson-johnson-talc-cancer

>>82849969
Yes, lid. Spent last night watching and enjoying straight JAV porn. Corrrrrrr, was a bit of anal too. Lassie had a bit of a rosebud which used to put me off but I'm coming around.

>>82849915
Oh you are so fucking wrong lad. Here's what my terminal says.

>>82849966
my working-class-but-racist parents liked Boris Johnson because of the whole "he's a character" thing.
this Trump fella though, he is clearly not all there. it's romantic to think age brings wisdom, but the guy struggles to form sentences.

>>82849982
>one woman claims it
>IT'S ALL ASBESTOS LADS

>>82849983
Good work my dude. Video code?

new fred, oh aye x
>>82850004
>>82850004
>>82850004

>>82849997
MIMK-112
Pretty decent video, gets right into the hardcore sex almost immediately. Seina Arisa is a turbo whore.

>>82849987
Terminal team checking in.
>zsh for me. It kino.

>>82849987
Look at this CONCLUSIVE PROOF phwoar

>>82849994
It's talc, which is commonly found with asbestos. You shouldn't really be using any powder cosmetics anyway. That shit fucks up your lungs over time.

>>82849969
sorry pal i'm a bit queer and a bit mental. love the odd dollop of drama.

but aye, football.

>>82850009
Downloading now. Much obliged chief.

>>82850012
I'm just a pure bash casual with xfce terminal.

>>82850018
Live and let live I say. Enjoy your gayness and mentalness my dude. I hope you have a great day today. You are worthy and enough just as you are. Think of me when you are next having a gay stroke or pushing your penis into a man hole. I salute you. Godspeed.