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Anonymous No.82983213 [Report] >>82983234 >>82983274 >>82983395 >>82983478 >>82983502 >>82983559 >>82983571 >>82983600 >>82983623 >>82983815 >>82983861 >>82983867 >>82984339 >>82984476 >>82984753 >>82985399 >>82985422 >>82986108 >>82986152 >>82986207 >>82986587 >>82987347
how much money is in your savings account currently and what are you saving up for anons ?
neets sorry you cannot participate ):
Anonymous No.82983234 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
>savings
0
>checking
200
>investments
15,000
>saving up for
nothing
Anonymous No.82983274 [Report] >>82983305 >>82983378 >>82983593
>>82983213 (OP)
$0 on everything
At one point, I had a total net worth of $200k at 25
Might not sound like much but comapred to folks who have less than $1k in the bank, I was "winning"

Lost it all over time; hospital bills, unexpected emergencies, school stuff, etc.
I'm tryna build myself back up, here's hoping the next 10 years will be kind to me as I make my first milly
Anonymous No.82983299 [Report]
Something like $120k, nothing I guess I don't make enough for a house and I don't have anything worth living for
Anonymous No.82983305 [Report]
>>82983274
>Actually paying your hospital bills
HAHA WHAT LMAO WHAT A LOSER JUST KILL THE DEBT COLLECTOR IT'S WAYYY CHEAPER
Anonymous No.82983378 [Report]
about 8k at the end of sale season probably about 7k
a "shitbox" to go on adventures to walmart in
>>82983274
How could you lose so much?
Anonymous No.82983388 [Report] >>82983396 >>82983882
300k + net worth, 26 year old white guy living with his multimillionare mother who has 2 cancers. 7"x6" dick, 6' tall. gave up on modern dating, it really does feel like the only woman I will ever truly love is my mom.
Anonymous No.82983395 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
I have 2000 saved up so far
im saving up to get cute pink pc that i am can game on and i wanna build it myself, looks so fun, but i like seeing the money in my account tho dont wanna spend it yet
sigh
Anonymous No.82983396 [Report]
>>82983388
>the only woman I will ever truly love is my mom
You know what you have to do anon
Anonymous No.82983421 [Report]
I'm a neet sorry
Anonymous No.82983478 [Report] >>82983491
>>82983213 (OP)
>bank
$1450
Bonds
$6600
shares
$5250
>what are you saving up for anons ?
nothing really I want to buy a house, but I don't qualify for a mortgage. I keep thinking about buying a car or a motorbike but I don't like driving. I want to go to Norway, Japan or Greece, but every-time I go on holiday by myself it makes me feel depressed. Bonds are a terrible investment by Ive made like 0.4% on them in the last year
Anonymous No.82983491 [Report] >>82983525
>>82983478
>more bonds than shares
Are you 80 years old?
Anonymous No.82983502 [Report] >>82983556
>>82983213 (OP)
Savings? No clue. Maybe a few hundred. I made 900k off my investments though.
Anonymous No.82983525 [Report] >>82983539
>>82983491
I think there is going to be a crash soon so I wanted to make sure I had some funds safe so i could buy when the market is low. But at the return I have got on them I should have just kept it in a savings account
Anonymous No.82983539 [Report]
>>82983525
If you have income timing the market is almost always a net negative for your returns. I think it'll crash too but I have no idea when, I'm fully invested right now.
Anonymous No.82983556 [Report] >>82983602 >>82983665
>>82983502
how do i even start investing i feel like im missing out, i dont have much money tho and live with my parents still and i always have a extra couple hundred and i put most of my check in savings, im just scared to invest and lose money
Anonymous No.82983559 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
>neets sorry you cannot participate ):
awwww... okay...
Anonymous No.82983571 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
I have 11k in the bank and 9k in credit. No belongings. No friends . No family. Month to month lease. What should I do/where should I go?
Anonymous No.82983593 [Report] >>82983614
>>82983274
Sounds like a load of bullshit but what do I expect from incels
Goddamn . Looks like half the posters here are extremely well off. Or lying. Lmao
Anonymous No.82983600 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
>checking
$1,989
>credit
$359
>savings
$10,968
>401k
$9,673
>saving up for
planning on visiting a friend in Japan next year

22 y/o college student working as a car mechanic 6 months after getting out of the military, going grocery shopping tomorrow to start meal prepping because food is my biggest expense
Anonymous No.82983602 [Report] >>82983634
>>82983556
Why would you even believe her?
Anonymous No.82983614 [Report]
>>82983593
you can be an incel and still have loads of money
Anonymous No.82983623 [Report] >>82983633 >>82983647 >>82983773
>>82983213 (OP)
$4.5k
>neets cant participate
i get neetbuxx so i will anyways
>whatre you saving for
a boyfriend
Anonymous No.82983633 [Report] >>82983654
>>82983623
gay or girl?
Anonymous No.82983634 [Report] >>82983670
>>82983602
well a lot of anons in replies say they have invested money and i feel like im dumb for not doing it or knowing much about it
Anonymous No.82983647 [Report] >>82983674
>>82983623
how long did it take u to save that much up on neetbuxx huh
also why u need to buy a bf nona
Anonymous No.82983654 [Report] >>82983706
>>82983633
girl (biological, not tranny)
Anonymous No.82983665 [Report] >>82983686
>>82983556
I got lucky off of gme and the rest is from ai and low index funds. The best advice I could give you is just put money in shit that normies will eat up like the next gta or whatever. You could make a few thousand with that few hundred you have.
Anonymous No.82983670 [Report]
>>82983634
Do you know how easy it is to lie on the internet?
Anonymous No.82983674 [Report] >>82983706
>>82983647
3 years, i stopped putting money in for abour 6 months in that time. ive started again and put in only $250 so far.
well either ill get a bf and be able to spend that money on him or ill spend it on a doll to imitate a boyfriend when theyre a bit less uncanny looking
Anonymous No.82983686 [Report]
>>82983665
>Just invest in *vague response*
Lmao. Ur a fucking queer
Anonymous No.82983706 [Report] >>82983749
>>82983654
I'm a boy, could be a friend. What's the money for though? Do bfs need money?
>>82983674
>ill spend it on a doll to imitate a boyfriend when theyre a bit less uncanny looking
Seen that movie before it does NOT end well
Anonymous No.82983719 [Report]
More than I know what to do with
Not enough to retire
Anonymous No.82983748 [Report]
I'm in the red right now

>-1000 on one interest free, no fee account
>-1500 on another interest free, no fee account
>-700 on a credit card
>900 in the bank

When I get paid at the end of the month im clearing the credit card and starting a weekly 25 to both accounts to clear the overdraft. no rush, I have them set for years.

Gonna work on a 2500 emergency savings fund too, then try and build up an investment account but I feel dumb sbout investing so might just keep it in an ISA


seeing so many robots in a good financial position makes me feel bad, im 24 with huge student and a little personal debt
Anonymous No.82983749 [Report] >>82983776
>>82983706
a boyfriend needs lots of money for flights, dates, and gifts. i need to be able to totally spoil a potential boyfriend
>seen that movie
lars and the real girl? great taste if so, ive never met anyone whos watched it, even on here
Anonymous No.82983773 [Report] >>82983832
>>82983623
>a boyfriend
You're gonna pay to date someone? i'm sure you don't need to do that femanon, just find someone nice
Anonymous No.82983776 [Report] >>82983832
>>82983749
Why are you spoiling the bf instead of the other way around?
>lars
It's a good movie! It used to be more popular here but it's been a while
Anonymous No.82983815 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
>how much money is in your savings account currently and what are you saving up for anons ?
About a quarter of a million. I'm not saving up for anything. When my parents pass away I'm probably going to kill myself. I have nothing to live for.
Anonymous No.82983832 [Report] >>82983842 >>82983847 >>82983881 >>82983903
>>82983773
no no, if i get a boyfriend ill use the money to spoil him

>>82983776
why wouldnt i? i wanna spoil him. and its my job.
in all my years on here i havent seen anyone mention it once :( it is good tho. i cried like multiple times watching it
Anonymous No.82983842 [Report] >>82983940
>>82983832
What are you looking for in a boyfriend nona? what are your plans to acquire a specimen for yourself?
Anonymous No.82983847 [Report] >>82983940
>>82983832
>why wouldnt i? i wanna spoil him. and its my job.
That's very cute. I would apply to be yours immediately but I'm ancient and a neet.
>in all my years on here i havent seen anyone mention it once
I swear it used to be a big thing, maybe I'm thinking of /tv/ instead of r9k
Anonymous No.82983861 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
80k in investments
20k in 401k
25k in rothira
35k savings
500$ in checking because gay minimum

I'm saving up to rent and move out when my mom dies. I want to buy my future gf whatever she wants but im probably just going to spend it on a prostitute instead if we're being realistic
Anonymous No.82983867 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
Below 500 dollars.
What am I saving up for?
Doomsday bunker to escape jewish control and supremacy
Anonymous No.82983881 [Report] >>82983940
>>82983832
>no no, if i get a boyfriend ill use the money to spoil him
If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't want her wasting money on expensive stuff for me, I'd just want hugs and kisses, maybe homemade baked goods.
Anonymous No.82983882 [Report]
>>82983388
If you love her so much then why don't you MARRY her?
Anonymous No.82983903 [Report]
>>82983832
i have a ebf and i spoil him too spent about 300 on him in the last 3 months that we have been together ((:
i believe in u nona
Anonymous No.82983940 [Report] >>82983950 >>82983973
>>82983842
my standards are pretty high.
i will probably do absolutely nothing to attempt to find an acquire one.

>>82983847
thank you anon.
couldve been a different board but the movie is damn perfect for /r9k/ers. maybe i just wasnt paying all that much attention

>>82983881
id do all that too, but i love spending money so spending it on someone i love will make me very happy. i would get depressed if i couldnt buy gifts
Anonymous No.82983950 [Report] >>82984069
>>82983940
>my standards are pretty high.
let us hear it then, for funsies
Anonymous No.82983973 [Report] >>82984069
>>82983940
>my standards are pretty high.
What are they?
Anonymous No.82984069 [Report] >>82984079 >>82984092
>>82983950
>>82983973
i want someone very intelligent, decently mentally healthy, romantic. has similar life goals, interests and sexual interests. can cook, works out, idk thats the basics of it
Anonymous No.82984079 [Report] >>82984150
>>82984069
Sounds like me depending on life goals, interests, and sexual interests. Say more maybe I'll apply
Anonymous No.82984092 [Report] >>82984131 >>82984150
>>82984069
I think that's pretty normal nona, not high at all, i'd apply but i'm 19 and you'd tell me to fuck off for being too young, hope you find someone soon
Anonymous No.82984109 [Report]
0 in the bank account
A few mil in a govt locked injury pension i get $1000 a month from
3k in credit card debt
50k in a mutual fund
Xyz amount in a trust fund i dont get until im 45
Not saving nor do i want for anything
Anonymous No.82984131 [Report] >>82984145
>>82984092
nta my bf is 19 and im 20, not all of us like older guys exclusively, should take a chance more often
Anonymous No.82984139 [Report] >>82984327
50k

I'm saving as much as possible while still getting paid because of a back injury from work. I haven't worked in like 6 months. I assume I'll get another 100k from work after my second surgery, and will end up with 150k but will never be able to work manual labor again. After that I plan on taking it easy for a couple years and then kill myself because of how much pain I'm in every day.
Anonymous No.82984145 [Report]
>>82984131
I try, so far i've been brushed off 11 times or so because i'm a "Little kid looking for novelty/sex" but it is what it is i guess
Anonymous No.82984150 [Report] >>82984159 >>82984236
>>82984079
this is just the general idea, theres a bit i left out. i dont really want anyone to apply rn lmao

>>82984092
i appreciate the reassurance, but that isnt even everything. idk.
you are a bit younger than me. but theres no applications to apply at this time anyways lmao.
thank you anon, i hope you find someone as well
Anonymous No.82984159 [Report]
>>82984150
>i dont really want anyone to apply rn lmao
You might be missing out on a great bf! Let me apply!
Anonymous No.82984236 [Report] >>82984303 >>82986234
>>82984150
Why does every thread get derailed by some cunt. date someone and stop blogposting, holy shit
Anonymous No.82984299 [Report]
0 and im saving up 240 to get a new phone mine broke :/
Anonymous No.82984303 [Report]
>>82984236
>implying it wasn't the moids that derailed the thread lusting after her
Anonymous No.82984327 [Report]
>>82984139
anon im sorry your going through a lot of pain i hope it gets better that really sucks
Anonymous No.82984339 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
2K converted to USD, fuck my life
t. unemployed
Anonymous No.82984476 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
>Savings
About $1000 (2 accounts)
>Checking
19,000 in 4 accounts
>Investments:
75,000
Anonymous No.82984753 [Report] >>82984827
>>82983213 (OP)
Ah ha ha I just raided my savings to fix my van >:)
Now I can drive around and offer candy to children again
Anonymous No.82984827 [Report] >>82984901
>>82984753
I watched a crime show the other day about a guy who had a custom box in his work van to hold his rape victims. He literally picked up a chick. Raped her. Then went out for dinner with his wife and newborn then "went back to work" so he could rape her again.
Anonymous No.82984901 [Report]
>>82984827
That's fucking nuts man
Anonymous No.82985399 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
i have around 200 pounds in my current account, a 500 pound arranged overdraft. due to be paid about 6000 pounds of student tuition over the next 6 months (though half of that goes to rent). i am saving up for visiting my gf abroad next week, then again in her country over the winter, then again in her country over the summer.
i wanna live in her country when i finish uni, though i dunno what work id get
Anonymous No.82985422 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
about 28k in savings, 15k in CDs, 1.8k invested, about 12k in cash.
not saving for anything
Anonymous No.82986108 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
$20. Please help me, somebody.
Anonymous No.82986129 [Report]
around 100k for a house
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82986152 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
i have like 1.1k in investment funds, 2k in emergency savings, and around 1.6k in crypto
all this in my money though, divide those values by 5 and you get roughly how much i have in usd, which is basically fuckall for the time being
Anonymous No.82986207 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
I'm a NEET and I have 430k in investments. You can't stop me from participating.
Anonymous No.82986234 [Report]
>>82984236
who would pass up the possibility of getting a gf and getting spoiled by said gf in r9k?
Anonymous No.82986448 [Report]
I really need money. My life is so shit.
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82986587 [Report] >>82986591
>>82983213 (OP)
> Checking
$600 or so, wont know for sure until my bank ends maintenance on their systems

> Savings
Roughly $2500 iirc. Currently using it on home closing costs.

> Investments
$250 or so, I think

> What are you saving for?
Once I have this house bought, I'll be saving up for a used truck and then garage my vic while I do some major work on it.
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82986591 [Report]
>>82986587
Oh yeah I also have $400 in cash locked away.
Anonymous No.82986818 [Report]
About 33k, saving up for a house. That, or somehow moving to Japan. Not sure which path i'll take. But if I'm being realistic, I don't have the discipline to be able to make the stuff happen to move to Japan.
Anonymous No.82987347 [Report]
>>82983213 (OP)
Checking accounts: fluctuate depending on cash flows. No less than around $2000 usually. Sometimes much more but, not for long

Don't have any savings accounts, but . . .
$40k rolling T-Bill ladder as an emergency fund
Anywhere from 0 to 20k held in a treasury MM as short term cash reserves until it gets allocated elsewhere.
$60k sometimes more than 100k held in an ultrashort fund for property tax payments and estimated quarterly payments to the IRS (we just safe harbour and pay 4 times per year)
$178k in TIPS bonds, maturities 2049 through 2054, to serve as 6 year ladder against sequence of real return risk in retirement (to cover 300k or 50k/year in today's dollars of future real expenses)

Pension: state pension. Hard to quantify value. I prefer valuations based on annuity equivalence rather than using actuarial tables or life expectancy methods. It has good nominal value, but has a very meager COLA ( practically nothing at all, hence the TIPS earlier . . .

Investments are substantial. Multiple accounts varying in activity, with trading accounts being the smallest, active investments being larger, and bogle-approved broad based index investments being by far the largest.

I'm considering retiring early in 3 years at age 40. Sounds better to me than waiting until 2049. Neither my wife nor I are spendthrifts. We intend to save for our kids and leave them a nice inheritance. That's it