Thread 82989213

>I eat pussy bro
Enjoy your cancer, filthy normie

>>82989213 (OP)
so worth it
How long until this makes it into my slashfics?

>>82989213 (OP)
ahahhahahahah BASED
*dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab*

hahahahaha

>>82989213 (OP)
LOL now i know why white guys have negative birthrates

>>82989213 (OP)
>>82989222
cope. 99% of people would say it's worth it

Literally all male and female genitals are for is rubbing against eachother. Anything else has always been unnecessary and gross. Why would anyone eat pussy or suck dick

>>82989276
because when she squeezes my ears with her thighs, I am the closest to death I've ever been

>smoke cigarettes get lung cancer
>eat bacon get bowl cancer
>drink alcohol get oesophageal cancer
>go to the beach get skin cancer
>drink sodas with artificial sweeteners get bladder cancer
>Take lots of flights, cancer risk increases
>work nightshift, cancer risk increases
>work in or live near a dry cleaner, cancer risk increases
>use the microwave to reheat food in plastic containers, cancer risk increases
>use weedkillers/herbicides in your garden, cancer risk increases
>live near a major road where there are diesel exhaust fumes, cancer risk increases
>have the wrong genes, get cancer
Living life in the modern world causes cancer. I love eating pussy and I'm going to keep doing it.

>>82989554
>bowl cancer
Also nigger, what don't you get about "main cause"?

>>82989213 (OP)
All good I have a death wish anyways

>>82989213 (OP)
Vagina's are well known cesspits of disease. Then consider that majority of women today are whores.

>>82989554
Anything ''cancer'' causing is just to make you not do something out of fear.. literal psyops i found out when they started saying potato chips causes cancer but baked potatoes and french fries did not even tho its all the same potato.....

>>82989213 (OP)
Based and Michael Douglas Pilled.
The one benefit of my only having paid sex is never having to eat an HSV-diseased cunt.

>>82989554
Fucking women man I shouldnt even know what a vagina looks like

It doesn't cause cancer on its own it's because of transmitted HPVs

>>82989711
Anon.... Chips have preservatives in them and are far more processed

>>82989554
>Avoid cancer by not enjoying life = live longer.
>Try to enjoy life = get cancer and get booted out early
What did the universe mean by this?

>>82990103
>the universe
You really think people getting cancer all willy nilly is because of nature?

>>82990090
shhh remember the average autist's iq is borderline retarded, try explaining viral oncogenes to a mouthbreather

>>82990090
I really dislike how nowadays hpv is presented as a thing almost everyone gets at least once in their life.
But yeah, pussies usually can clean it up, your throat isnt as good at it lol.

cunnilingus is Ben Franklin's greatest invention

>>82991065
CUNNYlingus nigga

>>82989213 (OP)
As far as I understand it the cancer risk is because of HPV, aka promiscuity and too many partners that infect you. Classic.

>>82991141
Find me a HPV negative foid over the age of 14

>normie
AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK GO KILL YOURSELF THAT'S NOT HOW WE SAY THAT SHIT HERE ON 'CHAN.

>>82991103
no thanks, i like to drown in a rainforest