Thread 82995057

I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. Recently she got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she invited me to this Halloween party and I accepted because my fucking oneitis wanted to hang out with me. Now at this point in time, Im a severe alcoholic and I look the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord, anyway we hung out and talked for 3 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then stumble upstairs to one of the bedrooms in the house. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that Im an out of shape alcoholic and roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard

>>82995057 (OP)
So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She left and I got an uber back home and I got black out drunk and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up earlier

Oh my God OP is this real or a fake story

>>82995816
why are you even asking this question, you should already know the answer to it

>>82995057 (OP)
OP keep in mind tons of men suffer from ED. You can take Viagra but I recommend a low dose one hour before any possible sex. And you have to quit alcohol forever. Trust me I've fumbled extremely hard many times in my life too, it happens man. I went through almost the exact same situation you did, except I took calcium+magnesium instead of alcohol, because I was nervous. Dick can't get hard if you take too much CalMag. It sucked man. And of course the girl will NEVER call you back ever if that happens. Girls are unbelievably cutthroat man it's insane.

>>82995057 (OP)
>I would finally be saved from myself by her.
with magical lesbian vagina? Will you do like a Sailor Moon transformation afterward?

>>82995069
>>82995057 (OP)
I'm laughing so fucking hard.

>>82995057 (OP)
>>82995069
Jesus christ I wish this was fake