>got a new car
>almost redlined it driving it off the lot

Are break in periods a meme or did I fuck my car?

I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. Recently she got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she invited me to this Halloween party and I accepted because my fucking oneitis wanted to hang out with me. Now at this point in time, Im a severe alcoholic and I look the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord, anyway we hung out and talked for 3 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then stumble upstairs to one of the bedrooms in the house. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that Im an out of shape alcoholic and roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard

>>107072184
just took out another cash advance today

>forgot about the queue and only logged in now
AIEEEE MY LEAGUE IS ALREADY OVER

>36 hour fast starting monday at midnight
>ate ~700 calories tuesday
>ate ~1500 calories wednesday
>ate ~1400 calories today
>weight is the exact same as on sunday

my entire body is sore and aching and I still have 2 more gym days this week

>wild zone 17
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!

Just imagine that your house is there and that you want to go to the store, but right outside your door, there is a pack of fucking lions who want to maul you to death.

absrad has too much hp

>missing 61 gold berserker pieces
>already cleared the prism shop

>>722941098
I'M GOING TO ANULIS!

>>720497935
I HATE RAYTRACING
I HATE RAYTRACING
I HATE RAYTRACING
I HATE RAYTRACING
I HATE RAYTRACING
I HATE RAYTRACING

>>720453030
BN, legends, classic, X, Zero, fucking ZX anything at this point all they are doing is collections now even of shitty games.

>>214734452
>mfw everything that happens in america spills over into the uk
I wish we could go back to when everyone wasnt utterly demented

>50 berserker pieces
>for 5% np damage up

>>513732230
>Looks more like makeup and anglemaxxing
just like a real woman

>>535195162
>potions don't work on vampires
lmao

>>717841359
>be first metahuman
>be also troon
>later on get used to fight Jehuty in a battle deciding the fate of all mankind

this is bullshit
>one hour cycling
>get bored and go home, not even tired
>20 minutes jogging + walking when I'm too close to death to jog
>shins completely melted, legs shaking, out of breath, throat burning, chest is on fire

Did anyone itt actually read it or is it that the anime has a different ending???

How the fuck is it even possible that the Na'vi looked better in 2009 than they do now?
Why does all CGI in 2025 look like a PS3 cutscene?

>>532395581
Why the fuck am I getting Thai players in my lobbies when I'm playing from Utah

THIS NIGGA'S FAMILY NEVER LOVED HIM

>>532001205
Face Dragon is fucking dogshit, I'm fucking amazed this deck can even beat a t4 deck

why is the game so bad right now?
I know they're doing an emergency balance patch but for godsake are they in complete denial or something?

A POX UPON ARONA

paper moon is so fucking bad holy shit

>>715002480
Why is the character so fucking ugly? What were they thinking?!

I hate gen x and boomers for ruining western society and culture.
They made almost everyone such low value freaks.
I just wanted to live a nice quiet life. I could have fit in better and prospered easier 50 years ago.
The sexual revolution was a mistake, they said fuck you to the old ways and ruined the community and most people now are low impulse and more akin to animals that doesn't take anything greater than their immediate feeling serious.
And more materially speaking young people cannot afford their own houses and can't afford to have children.
Oh, and btw, thank you for all the lgbt shit too. I bet you enjoy seeing your kids mutilate themselves.
Fuck you. You ruined your brains with drugs when you were young and now scoff at the young for staring at their phones.
Despicable.

>>714812306
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My orchis fatigue reaching all time high

Holy shit the meta in Amnytas tanks my performance. Fucking slideshow.

So complete noob here, I despise RPing (I literally cannot RP, everything ends up monotone as fuck) but I got roped into playing a TRPG with some friends. Its called murder mystery? Any non spoilery tips to make it easier on myself?
I honestly really dont know what to expect as ive never played a TRPG other than D&D like 20 years ago in high school if that even counts.
Im autistic btw and sorry if this isnt the right place to ask lads

>>81621142
>creating a wound and fucking it
>tfw you'll never penetrate a foids exo-hymen

>>713550680
What "based" sites did you all go to during the hack? I finally tried Codex and KF and it was fucking abhorrent.

>>211886699
>211886699

help their sons financially so they can get boosted in life. if they dont help, then their sons will be repeating all the same problems their fathers had all over again such as renting a place, finding a job, budgeting for foods, etc.

if they help, their sons couldve progress faster and focus on the next problems.

>play console game
>ui is slow and bogged down with meaningless animations
what is the deal with console games wasting your time like this?
im playing fantasy life and it took me 30 minutes (not exaggerating) to put in all my skill points because of this