Thread 83004272

What kind of guy makes you think "I need him to impregnate me immediately"?

No one, birth is evil

gm or chal

Be taller than six three

>>83004272 (OP)
>has a face that i find attractive
>tall
>not fat
>deep voice
>heavy balls

>>83004364
>>has a face that i find attractive
What kind of face would that be and how tall?

>>83004272 (OP)
>be my husband
>tall chad
>big pp and big bawls
What were you expecting anon?

>>83004272 (OP)
Probably if they think you are hot. My ex would blurt out during sex to cum inside and put a baby in her. Kinda regret breaking up with her.

>>83004364
>heavy balls
>>83004408
>big bawls
Macroorchidism almost always comes packaged with an intellectual disability. I understand you want to fondle them in the way we want to fondle boobs though.

>>83004364
would you find a face that looks sorta like this attractive

I genuinely do not think good women exist. If they do, they sure do make themselves invisible

>>83004272 (OP)
>gives 'i can fix him' feels
>surprisingly gentlemanly
>perfect mix of withdrawn (he's just like me fr) and at the same time capable of being charismatic
>has a passion he's built his life around and is very good at it

>>83004272 (OP)
Intelligent +physically capable + good human

> "I need him to impregnate me immediately"?
I dont think that thought has ever crossed my mind desu, I have a hard time lusting over men i know irl. I think just weird.

>>83004431
Macroorchidism almost always comes packaged with an intellectual disability. I understand you want to fondle them in the way we want to fondle boobs though.
>Proportionally big, then. If they can't slap there's no point.

>>83004431
>Macroorchidism almost always comes packaged with an intellectual disability. I understand you want to fondle them in the way we want to fondle boobs though.
Proportionally big, then. If they can't slap there's no point in doing it.

>>83004466
>gives 'i can fix him' feels
I give 'he can't be fixed' feels ;-;

>lanky androgynous twink
>white + asian/native amer features
>geeky/nerdy
>intelligent
>dry/punny humor
>le cool hobbies/interests
>handyman
>sarcastic/witty
>sweetboi, maybe a lil bratty
>can still light dom
>okay with my babying him a little
>into my fetishes/kinks
>same-ish politically
>likes nature time
>cooks + wears apron
>infinite cuddles

everyone has so many friends and if i try really hard to text or even hangout i can never get even 5% the time of day i'd give them.

>>83004968
Your picture is deranged but your answer even more so because it seemingly has nothing to do with the topic of the thread

>>83004987
im a fembot i cant be picky

>>83005005
I meant what are you asking for? You want someone with no friends?

>>83005031
i want someone reserved and lonely like me. but thats only something i've found in online friendships. theres no real way to find antisocial people at social settings. no point in leaving my room then

>>83005047
Why not try an online relationship until you know each other well enough to move in together?

>>83005047
not even lonely, just opposed to talking to people. i cant stand the general public

>>83005059
i have. they dont like that i am sexually reserved and i've been echeated on... like wat
i would be willing to do that, meet someone online and move in, but i've just had horrible luck i guess

>>83005075
Relationships are hard even irl. A decent person would wait for you sexually I think. What kind of men do you like, other than reserved and lonely?

>>83005086
i dont evenn know. maybe someone who likes to drink and someone who likes music. someone whod let me drag them to concerts i like. someone whod play dumb sandbox gaems with me like starbound and scrab mechanic and :>>>>>>

the answer is love. if i love him i want him to do that. i dont get all the other ultra specific answers in this thread, you're all definitely trannies that cant even be impregnated

>>83005100
What kind of music? That's not asking for very much though. Sandbox games can be fun and relaxing, what's that last thing anon?

>>83004466
Literally me, except the passion is cooking, and I have no job (in Uni at 30 but just 2 more years unironically until I get the degree and an office job). You gotta bait a low-subscriber-count social-media influencer that looks charismatic.

>>83005118
they dont need to have the same music taste as me but it would so nice if they appreciated what i liked. i listen to a lot of post hardcore, metal, prog metal, black metal, death metal, death core, blackened death metal.. i have a taste for electronic and indie too, my music taste is everywhere but my top artists rn are dance gavin dance, thy art is murder, and goreshit

>>83005161
I LOVE METAL AND METAL ADJACENT MUSIC AND I HAVE REALLY LONG HAIR I CAN HEADBANG TO MUSIC WITH AAAA even though i love all music

>>83005153
i don't want to use social media or date a man who uses social media though.
you sound interesting though. it's possible if we met irl i would like you but also avoid you and never reveal it lol. this is what has happened a few times now .

>>83005161
Dance Gavin Dance is kind of good, a lot of that is very different from what I listen to though. What country are you from anon?

>>83005161
another femanon whos into black metal and prog wow. if you like bathory or nzbm be my friend

>>83005194
dgd isn't kinda good its PVEAK. im from america lel

>>83005178
favorite band anon?

>>83005192
You literally sound like this redhead I met at my first run-in at Uni in 2017 (i've changed my major, did computer science, now in HR for easier work, lol). She was nice, a bit quiet, then she kinda just ghosted me and the entire school, for that matter, even though she was texting me, saying she was into me, we'd hugged after I consoled her when her dad died, we were pretty much ready to go on a date,e and then fuckin' nothing. She stopped going to school for two periods. Once, when her dad died, and the other time after I asked her out and she said yes.

Also, I am now realizing I somehow ended up on R9K and not v or pol, lmao.

Be like him

>>83005249
It's pretty good idk about PVEAK but it could really grow on me. I usually listen to lighter stuff but I used to listen to a lot of thrash. How old are you?

>>83004272 (OP)
No such guy
Having children is a huge responsibility and health risk so it's like asking "What kind of item makes you go like "I need to take a few billion loan to buy it!" immediately?" but a lot worse

>>83005270
18. i dont listen to thrash a lot, gimme a good thrash band

>>83005255
i have several!
Amorphis
Avantasia
Dream Theater
Eluveitie
Epica
Evergray
Fates Warning
Flotsam and Jetsam
Gloryhammer
Jinjer
Myrath
Prototype
Type O Negative

>>83005278
Megadeth of course, Rust in Peace is my fav, but I really like Sodom especially the album M-16

>>83005258
based i hope you get your life on track anon, and congrats for getting back to school. i also had a surprisingly similar situation with my major and taking a break. i hope the neet phase helped me grow as a person and wasn't entirely useless lol.

>>83005281
i only know Dream Theater and Type O Negative
am i a poser anon?

>>83005305
i dont think so... some might but gatekeepers are a poo. what kind of other music do you listen to? also where are you from im on the west coast of america

>>83005329
https://www.last.fm/user/myviolence

Optimally I would want him to be smart and handsome, tall, blonde and blue eyed, with a big cock, in case we have sons, good hair genes and a nice, sweet personality that is amiable and would be favorable for our progeny of both sexes. No history of mental illnesses, autism or any degenerative diseases, chromosomal defects and so on. A good frame and him having some money so we could raise our babies with comfort but not spoiled. He can't be over 35, as those risks increase as males age. And he would need to be good at sex so our chances at conceiving would increase

>>83005361
oh. i dont have a lastfm account. i just listen to shit for free on spotify and soundcloud cuz i hate making accounts. what else do you do?

>>83005397
last fm is free website just tracks the music i listen to.
>what else do you do?
like hobbies?

>>83005413
yah what ur hobbies

>>83005419
i work as many hours as i can to escape reality. wagie moment. i love to daydrink and look at schizo holohoax propaganda. i go to lots of live music but i cant really stand any of the niggas who attend events like that because of 21st century alternative culture. i like 2 rockclimb, skateboard, go swimming, but as of late i cant stand being seen

>>83004272 (OP)
what kind of guy?
my crush
the only person i want doing such things is someone i love

>>83005304
Neeting it up during covid was fun. I just want a steady job but I also wanna take my passion of cooking to Youtube at some point but I need to get better at photography and photoshop for the thumbnail. I got a multi-page doc of all the types of videos I want to do with an autistic detail regarding scheduling and production that doesn't just involve onions-facing mcnuggets but better.

What did you do during your neet phase?

>>83005447
i used to work for a while until some physiological change basically made it so i was tired all the time and was miserable 24/7. i was also going to college at the time so maybe that did it too. i would go to live concerts and stuff if i wasnt so averse to interaction with strangers. unfortunately i dont like to drink very much as the taste of alcohol doesnt necessarily hit right, but we all have some vice, as i like to smoke. ive done a little bit of rock climbing with my family and even though im not very good at it they said i was kind of a natural at it. i wish i could skateboard. my dad did it a lot but i never really picked up on it. i used to swim as a kid but not anymore really. my own hobbies include playing vidya, reading, cooking, listening to music, going out to parks and natural areas, and sciency stuff. also real about not wanting to be seen.

>>83005516
can i be your crush(husband)?

>>83005547
oh yeah also i want to pick up the guitar. something else my dad also did a lot of but never picked up on.

>>83005549
nope. only my crush can be my crush. i already have a crush

>>83005516
And what is he like?

>>83005602
hes very intelligent, and hes very cute. thats all i can say rn. just woke up, too tired to say the 1 million things i like about him for the 1 millionth time

>>83004272 (OP)
My taste is a bit weird but older, hairy fat men. Ideally the kind of fat guy who's also strong, but I'll take a lazy fatass too. Ideally he's taller than me. I'd also like him to be dominant and a bit sadistic when we're alone, but sweet and caring with everyone else so any future children we have aren't at risk.
Really though, I'm desperate enough that I'd let any man impregnate me so long as he's willing to love and marry me.

>>83005638
He's "cute" how? What does cute even mean in a guy?

>>83005693
he has a cute laugh and cute voice. his accent makes his voice do certain things (theres a word for this i think but idk what it is) that are adorable to me

>>83005595
aaahh! zerkfoid jumpscare.

>>83005742
How do you know him?

>>83005683
>tfw just lost 30kg this year

>>83005745
yeah hello
whats with that nickname btw, wtf is a zerk lmfao

>>83005773
i added him on discord from r9k, if that's what youre asking?

>>83006004
do you perhaps like griffith

>>83006012
yes. i do. i like that gay evil twink. hes pretty

>>83005813
I like fat guys, but don't let me make you feel bad about losing weight. You did what's best for your health, and that's more important than my shallow preferences! I'm proud of you, anon!!!

>>83006022
AHAH! I KNEW IT! ITS YOU!

>>83006133
i didnt deny it was, i was just asking why the weird nickname

>>83004756
blackpill, my balls are nice looking and proportionate and sag deep normally but if i get horny at all they scrunch up hard to the point they practically retract into my body. its over

>>83006142
i gave you that nickname (not derogatory) before i went to bed. who am i?

>>83006387
i know you did, BUT I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! i didnt get a chance to ask.
>who am i?
bisexual crow feeder anon

>>83006404
zerk from berzerk + foid. its self explanatory.

>>83006410
ohhhh shit that makes sense now. im a bit dense today

>>83004466
>gives 'i can fix him' feels
What does it mean? I wonder if I have that, I've been told I always look sad but I've never been selected as a project to fix by a woman before

>>83006437
you have to be sad and good looking for that. duh

>>83004272 (OP)
nerdy white chud stemfags who are terminally online and go on 4chan and are smart and cocky
unfffff

>>83004466
how long do you think you would try fixing one broken chad before giving up? assume you saw some progress but it's unclear and you might have made it up, or he's not any more fixed than he would have been without you just due to time