>>83007121 (OP)
This is one of my favorites.
A man walks into a bar, and sees a big jar full of cash on the counter
He asks the barkeep what the deal is
The barkeep says, oh you put 10 bucks in the jar, and if you can complete 3 challenges, you can keep the jar of money
The man asks what the challenges are, and the barkeep says I can't tell you until you put money in the jar
The guy hums and haws and finally drops 10 bucks in the jar, and the barkeep says
Here are the challenges. First, you have to drink this entire bottle of tequila, without making a face. The second is there's a dog around back with a bad tooth, you gotta fix that. Finally, there's a 93 year old virgin woman up stairs, you gotta fix that too.
The guys says wtf and after mulling about it, he says give me the tequila.
He pounds the entire bottle down, slams it down on the counter, and doesn't make a face. The barkeep nods and the man staggers to his feet, and makes his way out back
The patrons in the bar hear barking, yelling, clashing and banging, until finally the dog yelps, and there's silence.
The man staggers back in, his clothes torn to shit, bleeding, and he manages to mumble "okay, nowsh where'sh the young lady with the bad toof"
