Thread 83013386

NYC mayoral election results: Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo and Curtis Sliwa face off

Sean Allan x

Its going to be the communist that wins. Its NYC. Its going to be hilarious. Western society is on a fast track to collapse.

>>83013386 (OP)
OMG, I am not going to have a good day y'all.

>have you read our website about recycling??
>no? well im afraid this job isn't for you, even though you meet all the requirements for actually being able to do the job!

>>83013386 (OP)
Not britfeel related OP. Sage in all fields.

cheers me lads, looked at my finger under a light and yeah i think it's a wart. will get the freezing stuff and get it sorted.

>>83013386 (OP)
What is this American crap?

Each of us must do our bit for the security of our country and the brightness of its future. You will pay more more taxes. Wagies btfo.

>>83013411
i'll be joining the thread, but yeah. just make /britfeel/ appropriate editions. if you can know what's wrong, that means you also know what's right.
sincerity > subversion.

>>83013401
State-run grocery stores in New York will be funny

>>83013413
Be careful though lad, I never used it on me finger and I had look an amazon and its mixed for results on fingers, however as always the people that it does work for usually dont leave a comment, they just buy it and fuck off. I think its worth a punt though. Just dont want to give you some advice and come back a few weeks later with you being all pissed off.

I'll say a little prayer for your finger though lad.

a grocery store is where a grocer would keep the fruits he's not selling yet.

Could do with giving a lass a piss enema directly with my cock right about now.

Bit sad I never had a an eternal girl to make me stand up to bullies growing up.

>Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old Queens assemblyman and the popular Democratic nominee, has built his campaign around a central issue: affordability in one of the world's most expensive cities. Born in Uganda and raised in New York City, Mamdani is a self-described democratic socialist who, if elected, would become the city's first Muslim mayor. A relatively unknown figure in New York politics until just a few months ago, Mamdani has led a progressive, multiracial grassroots campaign that has energized young voters, working-class families and communities of color across the five boroughs. His platform, centered on freezing rent, expanding access to free childcare and making city buses free, has largely positioned him as a symbol of generational change and a leading figure in the revival of the Democratic party's left wing.

He sounds like our guy britfeel

Can I just say what has already been said and which I wish to repeat.

>The ban on choking porn
This honestly I believe only really upsets women, and as I said before I also reckon its women who are mainly into pissing porn.

>>83013452
>I think its worth a punt though. Just dont want to give you some advice and come back a few weeks later with you being all pissed off.
no worries lad wouldn't hold it against you(s).

i did actually go through this exact process 10+ years ago, only other time i've had a wart. was actually on my finger, FINALLY got some freezing gel thing. took two goes, but it just sorted it.

fucking warts. what ELSE do we all have, that we just don't know about? any mystery phenomena on your body, /britfeel/?

>>83013489
Don't care about this foreign muck.

hows shippy

>>83013481
Bet you love her nude scene you little nonce.

so does that mean if someone places a hand on a throat during sex in porn that is getting filtered in the yookay?

>>83013481
>a an
looooooooooooooooooooool

>>83013386 (OP)
i don't get why dumb people are afraid of Karl Marx as if they ever read anything he wrote beyond out of context quotes

>>83013509
I find this entire thing ludicrous. Loads of porn has choking even when it's not the main focus. Fucking nanny state.

>>83013489
Unfortunately that might sound great but we all know free busses will lead to overcrowded busses of entitled people - making travel even worse, freezing rent will piss off landlords making them not bother with maintenance because they wont be able to afford it.

The only slightly good thing will be free childcare, but that will become bloated like the NHS a money sink where the wait time will be months to years.

Sounds like a bunch of promises that are faustian.

>>83013509
It's impossible to regulate as far as I can tell, same as all of these retarded censorship laws they bring in.

>>83013512
I read all his stuff at Uni and made extensive notes for essays but that was 10 years ago so I remember exactly fuck all about it tbqh.

>>83013522
does this mean ofcom will have full time porn watchers to find scenes where a hand is placed on a throat?

>>83013491
this was all considered homophobic, once:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Spanner

as a court case, pretty ridiculous. the PROGRESSIVE response was 'let a couple of consenting gay blokes hurt each other if they want.'

I'm the only /britfeel/ regular who has actually lived in New York.

Fucking hell lads I'm actually feeling happy for the first time since I saw an escort last Tuesday.

It's like something has flipped in my brain. Fucking weird. No libido

Imagine voting for a party that said they will not increase the VAT.

Brendon

>>83013512
Not like you lad must be hard being smarter than everyone all the time

>>83013534
i just don't like how people name-drop Karl Marx and communism when their entire opinion of him is based on vibes and not anything worth discussing

>>83013509
It means youll be prosecuted and face jail time because two consenting adults choked each other mate. And the UK government finds that offensive. It's all a big part of the mind control wars.

>>83013544
No it's actually easier being smarter than everyone, it makes life better

>>83013551
what even is the angle they are playing on this? is it muh kids again and surely they shouldn't be watching porn anyway

>>83013527
>free busses will lead to overcrowded busses of entitled people - making travel even worse
especially in New York, right?

how are the new public buses doing over here? Manchester's Bee buses, and all the rest?

Anal sex ban incoming. You got an arse licence little liddy?

>>83013552
Amazing how many hours of breadtube do I need to be high IQ like you lad?

>record a 30 second pov amateur vid plapping a bird
>place a hand on her throat
>upload it for kicks
>get arrested and placed on the sex offenders list

lmao

>>83013567
I just fell and my penis went in her arse. It was an accident.

>>83013568
I think it's partly genetic, and partly down to me reading a lot when I was growing up. I was reading books when you were distracted by bright colours.

>>83013560
Just more infringing on peoples personal freedoms, it's almost as if it's not a decision made by the public facing UK government it's like some over arching plot created by some sinister unseen force.

Honestly let people in their bedrooms do whatever they want as long as they're adults. This shit never works, the people that are into it will find a way to gain access too it anyway and the taboo will probably push them to more extreme shit.

facesitting been illegal for ages and my girlfriend still does it to me

>>83013587
Yeah I enjoyed the colour red a lot. Still think about it now sometimes.

>>83013568
breadtubers don't read Marx

>>83013512
i'm not reading Capital, simple as.
The Communist Manifesto has some lovely ideas. but i don't know if we'll ever have some revolution, or if we even should. i just want things to go back to vaguely-socialist British post-war policy. none of that's even on the cards for Labour nowadays.

Had to put me cat down of 15 years yesterday de lids. Cried like a baby when she died in my arms. Never did get to find out what was wrong with her because the brain scan alone would've cost 2500 quid. We assumed it was brain cancer due to her losing her balance, falling over when walking and staring into space for long periods of time.

>>83013587
So you would say its a mixture of nature and nurture lad? That's amazing I've never thought of that before. I wish I read more books so I could blow people's minds too.

Me? I dont read or write, never learnt how to. Always jealous of people who could tbqhwyl.

>>83013607
i swear no cunt in the UK knew who 'bell hooks' was. maybe a few academics, researching the US?

now they all act like she's a pioneering PoC thinker who incorporated queer theory into her seminal works. no, yous are all in just in the same weird book club.

>>83013621
Yeah but it's an interplay of nature and nuture, not a sum of nature and nurture. Your genes might nudge you toward reading more, enjoying complex problems, or seeking stimulating peers, and those choices amplify innate potential. You know what I mean?

>>83013637
You're so wise, do you have a website or newsletter I could subscribe too?

>>83013637
I have to admit I don't. This is high level stuff above my head I'd only expect from a real boffin like yourself. What is a genes?

if they banned amateur solo id be furious ngl, no other porno does it for me

>>83013637
Einstien is that you???

>>83013640
>subscribe too
>too

If I did, it might be a bit advanced for you, lad. Try to grasp the difference between prepositions nd adverbs first, and then we'll chat in a few months once you've figured it out.

>>83013634
i don't understand what poc queers have to do with Marx

>>83013637
>You know what I mean?
Asperger's?

7 days without a wank, the wollocks is feeling rather full I must say, the plumlingtons are ripe.

>nd

Oh no I fucked it lol

>>83013510
I get a bit shaky sometimes when typing. Not all of us can afford to have the heating on.

>>83013508
Did you pause the scene? It didn't have the anatomy of a real vagina. She was not a girl or boy.

In the future UK government you will only have access to porn featuring people within two years of your age.
Every year you'll have to re-upload your facial and dna scans into the Brit Porn Database, your usage will be monitored - if you over use your allotted time you will be investigated.

Porn will be restricted to missionary, vanilla, silent with no dirty talk and one camera angle.

>>83013665
thats false mate cum isnt stored in the balls

>>83013610
Sucks lad. Just reminds you of how sad your life is overall doesn't it? I've had several die young.

>>83013656
Corr you schooled me mate. I bow to your prowess.

I bet you're always dropping these bombshells one after the other in everyday life. Not sure I could handle speaking with a proper intellectual, would get epilepsy or something.

saw them filming the help the helpers christmas appeal earlier lads, and, as always, I wish to remind its never homeless helpers like they claim. the apu featured was clearly an actor and driven off set in a luxury zafira

>>83013681
>Sperm mature and are stored in the epididymis, a tube connected to each testicle, while the seminal vesicles and prostate gland are where the fluids that make up the bulk of semen are produced and stored

so a bit is in the wollocks? must be overflowing making the seminal vesicles feel turgid

>>83013582
Very possible and poo during anal is much more common than we like to let on

Why? Why did they have to make another one...again? I will never watch it because the casting is vile. It's why I can't watch new shit. Let the Right One In (2008) is the only true version of the book.

>>83013658
i mean they try and retcon that in there, lad. even when it's the British ones. i DID grow up with British working class history so i KNOW what i'm talking about.

they're doing the same thing with history that Tumblr weirdos did with anime and telly. Madoka Magica is actually about translesbian challenges to the patriarchy. and then everyone else just pretends that makes sense.

get your 'interpretations' out of my real-world events, reeeeee.

>>83013656
>nd
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING SPASTIC MONGBOY LMFAOOOOOOOO

I need to put my willy in a fanny, please help

>>83013709
S-Stop it i...IM SMART IM SMART IM SMART SOTP IT SOTOP STOPP

>>83013693
You don't like it when someone takes pride in their intelligence, do you? I suspect it probably really gets up your nose when people like me are happy and prosperous.

When my cat was dying I acted cold and just said take it away. Couldn't deal with it dying in front of me. I'd be content with being incel if I could have my cat back.

Nice little gimmick just before I rest my neet head for sleepingtons, thank you lads. Just what I needed. The spirit of britfeel is alive and well

>>83013722
Are you the most intelligent person in britfeel? It's an honour to meet you sir.

Im gunna come up with a good gimmick for you lads some point soon, not sure what it is just yet but I might borrow bits and pieces from past and present gimmicks and give it me own flair.

>>83013658
>the FAGGOT NIGGER KIKE and brilliant POC of color Lassalle, I'm sad to say is leaving today.

>>83013747
I have no idea, lad, but statistically I probably am, yes.

you know who USED to say 'nd'?

;__;

>>83013682
>Just reminds you of how sad your life is overall doesn't it?
A bit lid. I've been through that process a few times though. I've got 1 cat left now out of 3. Gonna put all my remaining love into looking after her.

>>83013747
I would say so, yes. I cant extend the same honour back to you sadly.

pride can FUCK OFF.

if you're intelligent and you know it, 1. clap your hands, 2. be humble. don't talk down to people.

>>83013756
bring him back lad ;_;

>>83013751
sex ANUS Banbury?

I'm the actual most intelligent person in the thread, I doubt anyone could beat my IQ. I just never had to mention it before, I don't fall into these Dunning-Kruger effects like the grammar Nazi.

>>83013386 (OP)
>british thread
>obsessed with local american politics
britland is THAT boring??

>>83013783
No, some idiot made the thread.

>>83013770
have told him lads are asking after him. the threads are brighter when he's around.

but tbqh i also think we should respect it when someone has a holiday from /britfeel/. our Crossy has earned it IMO.

LISTEN UP YOU WORMS, IM BARRY THE BIN MAN - THATS RIGHT.

BARRY THE FUCKING BIN MAN. I WORK HARD AND I PLAY HARD

I WAKE UP AT 4AM EVERY DAY TO RUMMAGE THROUGH YOUR BINS AND LOAD THEM INTO MY BIG TRUCK

I FINISH AT 3PM AND LAUGH AT YOU PLEBS

IM BARRY THE FUCKING BIN MAN FEAR ME AND BOW

>>83013783
we just take an interest in other countries, lad.

not yours though. i want the obsession with the US to end (especially their own).

>>83013798
i was NOT prepared for a gimmick of this intensity.

WHATS THAT?

DO I HEAR A BIN THAT NEEDS LOADING

IM GUNNA FUCKING LOAD IM GUNNA FUCKING LOAD RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

IM LOAAAADING

THIS IS BARRYS THREAD NOW.

*rummage through some bins*

CORR YOU NAUGHTY BOYS

i always shred my dildos up with a knife before throwing them in the bin

>>83013846
Get out of me bin.
And don't judge me for how many empty vodka bottles I'm putting out.

Liverpool vs Real Madrid on at 8pm. Corr that will do nicely. Luv me evening wooty me. Having a nice cold can of Diet Woke now and catching up on the news.

>>83013722
I suspect you're proof reading everything you post because of me beta boy haha

Sports bore the shit out of me. Rather sit outside for 90 minutes staring at nature.

I KNOW EVERY HOUSE
ON EVERY STREET
I'VE SEEN EVERY SINGLE ITEM YOUVE SHAMEFULLY THROWN AWAY

BARRY HAS SEEN IT ALL

I KNOW EVERYONES DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS

6AM

BEEP BEEP VEHICLE REVERSING

BARRYS COMING

my bollox are well sore desu
phwoar
and its only day 4

fucking shaggy NEET hair. it doesn't go back, the way them ponytail lads' hair does. i can put a parting in either side or in the middle, it always flops down onto my face.

in an ideal world, the Greta Thunberg He-Man haircut would be fine. medieval and practical.

GNU/Linux is for us lads that like to tweet and have free speech. Keep a normie burner phone around.

HelperLad mocking me because HE has Diet Coke.

me? 21 cans of Coke Zero left. not sure if i'll gt used to them, but i certainly DON'T prefer them.

>>83013911
alright mate? pulled out my old thinkpad x220 and put that debian 13 on it. might do a bit of upgrading on it

>>83013923
Good choice lid. Stable and boring is how it should be on older systems.

>>83013911
>this Orwellian website needs my PHONE NUMBER to register?
>fine, but i'll use the burner phone i use for drugs.

i make smart decisions.

>>83013923
I've just installed mint onto my t460, its very comfy had to install something called tlp, adjusted a few settings and this thing is fucking flying, Battery life is fairly decent too. Maximum comfy and you get the feeling of having a new toy for a couple of days.

British police come kidnap you at night for some tweet you made a month ago. What would you do?

https://youtu.be/nAeZQ8n88vc

>>83013965
I have PTSD from police so I'd probably turn into a drooling vegetable as I suffer a stroke

We need metal detectors at every train station. We need bag scanners at every train station. Sure, prices will increase even further to cover equipment and manning the scanners, and sure, some of the smaller stations simply will not be economically viable any more and so will either have to shut down or receive massive taxpayer funded subsidies from the government, but this is the only way to stop future mass stabbings on trains.

We need digital ID to make it all work. If you want on a train then whip out your ID mate, join the queue, bag in the scanner, then join the boarding queue. Okay yeah, trains now take three times longer to reach their destination and that means even fewer can run each day (when the staff aren't striking that is haha what are they like?) and so prices will increase even more, but come on you want another stabbing?

Okay yeah fine, you're right, the government is now giving additional massive subsidies to rail companies to fund the proliferation of hi-vis millers sort of hanging around station security check points which is all coming out of taxpayer money. And yes, obviously, if a knife wielding schizo started attacking people they'd just instantly run away and yeah okay fine sure of course obviously those urban scarecrows would have to be immigrants depressing wages and driving up demand for housing yet again that we refuse to deregulate, but COME ON DO YOU WANT ANOTHER STABBING?!?!?!?!?!?

>>83013935
Any time I need to use a phone number, I just use my mum's.

>>83013993
Or alternatively we make tasers legal to own

have the hate crime team reviewed sean's posts yet

>>83013993
Fucking state of this democracy nowadays. I will not lift a finger to get digital ID. They can assign me one automatically...I don't care. I will never assist in it. I'm just about done with everything to be honest. Going to be homeless someday anyway.

>>83013679
It will all be interracial too.

>>83013527
>freezing rent will piss off landlords making them not bother with maintenance
So no change?

>>83013965
fuckin hell. both the lad and the copper are reasonable about it. but definitely one of those things that should really just end with "yeah, there's no risk here. no reason to waste time with an arrest/interview."

>>83014004
No no lad, the government has made their position very clear - self defence is illegal in the United Kingdom. The official legal perspective is that if you obtain an item for self defence then YOU are the one that is going out looking for trouble and thus are the threat to society. It doesn't matter how dangerous it is, doesn't matter how much crime the state allows to happen, doesn't matter how many criminals the government lets roam the streets, it is NEVER justified to obtain and carry anything for self-defence. You are the threat!

They took my PS3, deleted all my games when they returned it. Scratched it too. I'll never forgive the state.

SANFORD Lane LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjz-dmSN_ZA

Police knocking on your door to discuss your hateful 4chan posts

Anyone used services like topcashback before? I'm worried I will have my details stolen somehow

>>83014019
The correct establishment wants to arrest him to prevent any destruction of evidence. It looked like he turned off the phone at the end luckily. I expect they were going to use the phone with a signed in X account as evidence that you are the controller of information posted there.

>Hey, that fucking spacker we nicked for fun is demanding his PS3 back, what do we do sarge?
>*siiiiiiiiiigh* I guess we'll have to give it back to him, little cunt, can't even afford a new console the twat.
>Just feels wrong to give it back without hassling him some more.
>Yeah good point, before you do delete all his data and games and just like scratch it and shit, little prick deserves it.
>Hahaha what a fucking cunt.

>>83014035
mad lad knew this would happen,
>pawned his ps5 for 200 quid
>sold his bike for 600 quid
>just did cause I dont use em
>10 hours later he's pissed down sandford lane

>>83013993
>We need metal detectors at every train station.

NO. they pop these up at metro stations near me sometimes. weird as hell, just 20 police officers and security staff stood around, making sure everyone queues up to go through metal detectors.

goes unremarked on except for a few Twitter lads asking the police, who say it's a training exercise. for what? and can't people opt out?
the police were stopping random schoolkids, asking where they were going, why they're travelling today (4pm in a school uniform, I WONDER.)

i have to admit it
i am gay for big black men

Btw lads, we all knew it was going to happen, but it's confirmed that Reeves will be increasing taxes across the board. All the manifesto promises (already broken in roundabout ways tbf)? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL bad luck mate.

They simply cannot cut spending anywhere, so they have to increase taxes. I'm sure THIS will turn our economy round!

>>83014061
Sounds like communism. They had control over where people went and you needed a reason to move around and stuff. Needed papers for getting through checkpoints.

>>83014046
I expect that's what they did. They don't fucking care. Yet they didn't take the big tv with the 20GB internal storage. That could have had something on it. Incompetent fucks. Soon it'll be your smart fridge because some of them have web browsers now.

>>83014037
What are the chances this will actually happen after the upcoming 4chan ban?

>>83014048
he lost 1k on the bike kek

>>83014070
Could put navy in channel and start deporting people illegally here
get rid of net zero
immediately cut illegals off from benefits they shouldnt be getting already but somehow do

net zero alone would save 30 billion

>>83014077
0, 4chan wont work with the UK police unless there is a credible threat

Might have a spanking gorgeous pot noodle

>>83014077
zero chance lol
they get those twitter and facebook morons because they post off their personal accounts

>they ask for account login
>tell them it's against the Sony terms of use to share account details with anyone and I could risk legal action by Sony

got 'em.

>>83014084
Yep, they could do all that and slash entire sections of the government whose job is just to give taxpayer's money away. The reality is that they can't do that, because they see it as a moral necessity. They're religious whackjobs the same as creationists are.

If I quit benefits/universal credit

>no more free prescriptions
>would have to pay council tax
>would have to pay for travel (to work)
>would have to pay for more clothes/grooming/haircuts (to be presentable for work)

How exactly would I make more money? Even if you're technically getting more all the extra expenses cancel it out. Wtf is the incentive to work unless you have a six figure salary?

>>83014098
Normies only can manage it because they have girlfriends and boyfriends. Imagine having to rent by yourself in a minimum wage job. It's so fucked.

>>83014098
>>83014110
so many wagies do this but still cant get a girlfriend though
literally no reward at all

So where are we going if 4chan is banned?

>What's going on at Byker metro? Forcing people to go through some sort of metal detector type thing.

>Hello, this is a police exercise to tackle knife crime.

fuck you, Tyne and Wear Metro. fix your trains instead.

>>83014125
im buying a pass

Just something to think about lads. The Elizabeth line cost 20 billion pounds. It is a major piece of highly valuable infrastructure that will generate its cost in value over time multiple times over in the next few decades. It is also just a useful piece of infrastructure to have an generally improves the lives of people in the UK just that bit more by it existing.

When the Elizabeth line was being built there were thousands of opinion pieces on if its benefit-to-cost ratio was high enough, on if funding it was fair to non-London cities, on how it could go over budget, etc.

We are now spending the cash equivalent of an entire Elizabeth line *every year* to pay for the *increase* in disability benefits 2020-now.

I do wonder if there will be *any* long term economic benefits of spending this much. I can imagine a counterfactual Britain that doesn't evaporate ~20B extra per year on increasing disability benefits and instead spends its on, say, transport projects. After a decade, one Britain has 10 extra Crossrail sized transit projects and the other... the memories of disability benefit consumption? Seems almost ethereal.

SSM just stopped streaming from sandford lane

Be prepared for a later stream where he's completely pissed up possibly still down sandford lane

>>83014125
pornhub comment section on blacked videos

>>83014070
It's hearing shit like this makes me thankful im a fucking permaneet loser.

Yeah I remember when the media first lied to me
Never trusted them since

>>83014125
the pass is an option but I think Elon is preparing for everyone to migrate over to X so he can manipulate countries to overthrow their governments for some weird fetish reason.

>>83014070
how's our Starmer doing on his 10 pledges?

>>83014144
You won't even be able to buy a pass though if the whole site is blocked
We need a comfy imageboard for /britfeel/

>>83014037
most of my posts are good boy posts but once i explain why a certain person gets hat they'll understand

>>83014146
>based on the moral case for socialism
Oh thank god, for a minute there I was worried that a UK government might actually be interested in making the country prosperous and safe.

>>83014155
The point is you buy a pass and you can post with a VPN.

>>83014155
I really doubt they'll ban any smaller chans, I'll just go there if I must.

>>83014143
don't worry lad. when that GameCube comes out, we're getting a more realistic, adult-oriented Zelda game.

My big problem with other sites is that the equivalent of britfeel on them is often its own board, which makes finding the current thread next to impossible with people bumping individual threads from months/years ago. Britfeel is a general thread, not a board in and of itself.

>>83014176
Yeah but we need to move together

>>83014155
There are other imageboards that host other britfeels lad, the rabbit hole goes much deeper then this mere simulacrum, but sometimes its best to not venture that far down...

>>83014146
>6. Defend migrants rights.
Only cunts in this shitpit that have them at this point.

>>83014131
UK is literally below most European countries in disability benefits

>>83014201
Ah good, now the economy is doing much better and welfare isn't a big grift!

>>83014188
I'm quite relaxed about it all, I think it would be a good thing for my life in general if 4chan disappeared.

>>83014188
Only if I get to share a room and bunk with you, my favourite poster.

>>83014167
that's pretty fucking weaselly wording though, whatever your views.

much like the Nazis' passionate beliefs when it came to race, i will be strongly supporting racial equality.

>>83014219
You are scum, that's what you are. Fuck you.

>>83014215
Did your life improve when 4chan went down due to the hack or did you just sit around waiting for it to return?

Still had no response from the escort I messaged on Sunday. I don't even want to see her this week but still a bit disheartening.

>>83014254
Lol, put on read by a whore. Bleak.

>>83014143
Gutted. Would have loved to see a Metroid 64.

>>83014255
Yeah well like I said it's weird as she always replied straight away before.

>>83014230
>>83014230
i think you may have missed what i was saying, anon.

Labour was once a socialist party, now they'll pay lip service to it when it's convenient and implement completely CONTRARY policies when they feel like it.

fuck Nu Labour.

>>83014182
we got the twilight princess if that counts

>>83014254
what you usin la? aw? they often dont respond if theyre poipular enough they can just take their pick basically
they make a lot of money actually and can be picky
just cancel on you if they feel like it etc
escorts are shit unless youre rich and can pay top money for expensive pros

Can we just give socialism a rest already? Thirty-five years of it has fucking destroyed us.

>>83014266
She no longer needs your custom. Wich depending on your veiwpoint may be even more depressing.

>>83014146
Not doing too bad I guess. Still terrible though.

>>83014284
Hah! Keep appealing to the grave of common sense.

i think bonnie blue is kind of lovely desu wish she was just a normal pornstar and not a free use hole that fucked 1k men that will shag literally any stranger, then id date her desu

10 or so years ago there was the girl who kept posting images on 4chan, it got a to point where some posters got really obsessed with her.
It weirded me out enough that I went out of my way to go on the 4chan IRC and requested that the mods pay attention to this because recently a girl had killed herself after attention on 4chan.
They told me they were aware of her and then a few months later she killed herself, At the end of the day there was nothing I could've done and probably nothing anyone else could've done.
Bit of a sad memory though. Now I dont even bother and just stick to my own.

>>83014315
But what about how she looks ugly and old? Do you like that kind of thing?

>>83014280
AW, yeah. Like I said she responded to all my previous messages quickly. Maybe she's ill or something, idk.

How much do they make? I presume they have to spend a lot on makeup, perfumes, nails, etc plus renting places.

>>83014285
She said she'd like to see me again for what it's worth. I'll give it a few days to see.

>>83014295
Not him but, has keir not got the memo? Bill has decided that we'll be just fine.

https://www.gatesnotes.com/home/home-page-topic/reader/three-tough-truths-about-climate

>>83014276
and it turned out to be pretty bland, whereas i fucking LOVED Wind Waker.
but as a 10-year-old you want things to be less cartoony, more grounded and edgy.

Me and chika are now garn go bed

>>83014295
Yarl's Wood is still open, trade unions/strikers aren't happy, the Trade Union Act is still in force.

they really are a party for no one but themselves.

F in the chat for all the lids who have fallen so far this NNN. I will continue the good fight in your memory.

>>83014368
On 10 days NoFap myself lad, plus 17 days NoPorn

I WILL get aroused by women

>>83013634
used to love writing Bell Hooks when at uni to really piss my feminist pals off

>>83014325
>because recently a girl had killed herself after attention on 4chan.
that's a weird leap tbqh. even before /soc/ and so on, people (girls especially) do just post pics. there's a whole /cgl/ board.

but yeah that sucks lad. you're right there's nothing you could have done. but i doubt 4chan as a site was the problem. (it's not scary, you guys are fine.)

>>83014368
Not masturbating won't increase your testosterone

https://www.mrporter.com/en-gb/mens/product/amalgam-collection/lifestyle/art-and-prints/aston-martin-db5-limited-edition-18-model-car/1647597326354329

18,995 bong

>>83014375
2 weeks of nofap and it's coming out like a leaky tap

>>83014368
Stay strong, and remember, HANDS OFF YER DONG

>>83014331
>she gave me the whore equivalent of apu's "thank you, come again."
>"I'm her favourite she won't replace me with a richer wanker. "
Come now, Anon please...

i thought high testosterone was the bad one?

if they keep changing the rules, i'm going to say fuck it and just start eating blocks of margarine, mining my own fossil fuels.

anyone know any grants or schemes for free stuff, I'm not bame.
Just fancy getting something for free. ta

>>83014421
Please do. Seize your birthright, become the greaselord.

And 1 for the girls. I know it makes you feel mean, but DON'T FLICK THE BEAN

>>83014331
Well, that didn't take long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1c7GkzRQQ

has anyone tried coding some basic games using chatgpt? i was thinking of trying to make lidl morrowind using ai

>>83013441
he's already backtracked on the "free" part

>>83014471
This isnt yankfeel, lad

>>83014414
Not claiming that lad.

>>83014368
what is even the point of NNN?

Haven't drank in over a year. Ate two tiramisus and I feel drunk. Am I that much of a lightweight now, or is it a placebo? That lovely warmth all over my body.

Little lad getting wissed on a tiramisu cake. Fuckin ell.

/chudteens/ but in their 30s

>>83014375

Me? 4 days no wuttingtons and nearly 6 weeks off the pervert powder. Oh aye.

>>83014506
Thats what happens. I've been tee-total for 12 years. Neighbour made a stew and gave me a big bowl, was buzzing after, turns out he'd put a glass of red in the stew.
I wont be accepting any more offerings (i'd taken in three parcels fro him that week, it was his thank you)
I'm on antipsychotics, me getting drunk is NOT a good idea.

Finally you have the chance to elect someone that isn't a soulless ghoul. I hope you make the right choice.

>>83014506
>Ate two tiramisus and I feel drunk.

i keep going back to the tiramisus. for me it's Morrisons The Best Espresso Tiramisu Contains Alcohol. that's the official product title AND it warns that it contains alcohol.

yeah i get placebo-drunk. or maybe actual drunk. can definitely taste the booze. but realistically, 2% of the dessert is an 18% ABV wine. it in our heads lad

>>83014537
Whats your antipsychotics for lad?

>>83014471
no idea if this is true, but it's mental people are more concerned with a gotcha than if this policy will have a positive impact on their life. ok, maybe it's not "free" (I mean who the fuck would believe that) but would you not like cheaper groceries?

>>83014555
Part of my bail conditions along with signing on that register desu not ideal but it is what it is

>>83014555
hallucinations (visual) and a bit of ocd

>>83014581
Tell us more lad what do you see

>>83014581
Does your neighbour know? Could have been an honest mistake plus most alcohol in these types of dishes is cooked of he might have not cooked it long enough.

>>83014537
shit sucks because wine IS good for cooking. deglazing a roasting tin with some wine and then making a nice gravy, corrr.

but then i'd probably want wine. so now it's the Eisberg alcohol free Chardonnay for me.

>groceries

it's called food shopping. will it change to 'groceries' completely? yes, of course. should we fight it for as long as possible? yes, of course.

>>83014235
It did improve yeah, I had a few days off the PC.

man, yeah, the hack was pretty nice.

do it again, Lollers.

If you hate the taste of wine, why do you drink it til you're blind?

Watching that Wiverpool vs Real Madrid match now.

>>83014622
I will always call it shopping

>>83014665
love wine me. my sister in law makes it for a living.

>>83014678
Does she stomp the grapes with her bare feet?

>>83014665
wine isn't that nice tbqh. never saw how people get into it as a drink.
but the cheap stuff, good for cooking. and then yeah, i'd have a GLASS of wine while it's simmering. maybe two...

it's that bloody alcohol lad. it gets you.

Big chunky gusset is what you want

>>83014673
yeah that's fair. i would too.
both work as a noun or a verb too.

what about 'the big shop'? will that even be a concept to Gen Alpha? when they can just collect food shopping piecemeal, delivered by drones?

Corrrr did the harry potter studio tour in Watford today with the wifeberg, sheeee loved it you'll be pleased to know. Cutest thing I saw was a Chinese girl, teens most likely but it's difficult to estimate with them, over with her mum. She had a wand and on one of the props that's like a self tidying suitcase thing she was pretending to do magic on it, don't think she knew anyone was looking. Genuinely heart warming to see someone so caught up in the magic of the thing. Got home, had wominos, continuing to watch the movies with some wine. Thoroughly pleasant date day, couldn't recommend having a wife enough really. I'm having a great time.

>>83014692
corr don't fink so lad she uses the European method of a machine to press the grapes. I actually helped her make some the other month. Should yield 600 or so bottles.

>>83014566
>y will have a positive impact on their life. ok, maybe it's not "free"
it makes a lot of difference for retards. i was talking to some guys irl and they actually believe he will make them FREE. no, you'll likely get them cheaper if anything, not FREE. politicians are liars.
>t. yank

>>83014766
Is that the same bint? Can not be fucked watching YouTube lad ta

Got meself all comfy and now I have to get up and do the other thing. Life is suffering, so it is.

>>83009789
still waiting, mate. almost 9 now.

>>83014776
video is just a family guy meme

>>83014812

Iktf de lid. Need to put some Halloween decorations up in the loft but just want to stay womfy on this couch.

>>83014826
ffs come on lad im 7 days into nnn and this image finna make me act up fr fr

how this challenge got me fr

the lads selling me a few grams of horse tranquilliser have let me down. they've still not dispatched it.
if i'd known this was an issue, i'd have taken my business elsewhere. i may even do so tomorrow.

Did the thing. Back on that couch grind now.

Corr Liverpool well knocking on the door here. Can see them scoring soon.

>>83014889
Must dispute that shit lad, not on that lads can be deprived of their goods in such a manner.

>>83014729
lovely update mate x

>Shearer commentating

Fuck off man

It's only 10 past 9 I thought it was later more like half nine

>>83014838
https://www.tiktok.com/@randomfeedee/video/7424956828632730926

Wifemong is worse than escortmong

>>83014930
thats actually removed the willington ngl

>>83014955
the lord gave, and the lord hath taken away

>>83014891
Sat her uncomfy waiting for files to copy onto my usb stick ;_;

No. I'm not wifemong. I'm wifelad. I'm based. Stop it.

>>83014978
is it in a USB3 port for sure lad? for sure for sure?

first reply in years, i need a british moid so bad

>>83014969
got any big titty ginger slag/ goth slags?

>>83014992
Pipe down mongo

>>83015013
thre's a really cute one here called sean, just wait til he starts posting hes looking for love x

fucking scousers

>>83015015
yes actually
zaliagraves

wonder if crossy's doing NNN

Wiverpool winning x

>>83014729
>>83014910
>>83014940
>>83014992
>>83015016
All me btw lol

>>83013706
ngubu version? lmaoooo

Is cyberbullying a crime?

i'll give them lads until tomorrow. and then we'll be having words.

in better news, zopiclone tomorrow. just had my zolpidem.

now everything is lovely, just need to get everything sorted tomorrow.

>>83015080
Afraid so. The original is timeless. I know they were remaking movies from the 80s in the 00s but it just doesn't feel right making other versions of films beyond 2000.

Just never liked PC gaming because it feels like a job. Sitting down at a desk like a total wagie cuck with a keyboard may as well get on Excel at that point. Dossing on my bed is part of the (console) gaming experience.

>>83015102
what would you say your life expectancy is?

i had excel sheets for my runescape account

corr DASH tanking since I bought some on that anon's advice now that is lush x

>>83013706
>Let the Right One In (2008
Good kino that

>>83015130
You can plug a controller into a PC..

>>83015138
u have a lovely voice lad xx

>>83015138
Do you sing to your bf lad?

>>83015154
Let Me In was good too. Mental thinking how they're almost 30 now. Remember /tv/ discussing it a lot back when it was new out.

depression hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bExFkJezqxE

>>83015169
You're still tethered to a wagie box

>>83015138
Don't usually listen to vocaroos, but glad I did with this one.
Beautiful lad. You ever thought of booking some studio time, create your own HQ tracks.
clearer when listening to it through my headphones.

>>83015138
>>83015180
>>83015195
>>83015218
These posts are all me lol

>>83015235
Do you get angry with people that have something of worth to contribute?

>>83015209
I WANNA FEEL
LIKE I FEEL
WHEN I'M ASLEEP
X

sad tune hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHXYvnYkRZg

>>83015245
Just a little prank lad keep your hair on

Real Madrid getting dabbed on by the scousers corr.

having a moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s2_sTA-Gyk

>>83015104
Is this about immigration?

>>83015104
Looks like Bruce Campbell kek

>>83015277
Sorry, I'm a reactionary schizoid.

>>83015068
Corrrr what content, it's nice to spawn such healthy discussion

>>83014753
He never once claimed they would be free. You are the retard

>>83015455
You can stop samefagging now yeah

>>83015469
Forgotten which one I'm supposed to be now

Another kino coming-of-age. Was on Film4 before it went to mainstream shit.

Going to bed lads.

I'm finding I'm not so hung up on the escort thing now. If she gets back to me cool, otherwise not too bothered.
That's 17 days without porn, 10 days without masturbating, and I only masturbated that one day since 18th Oct. I don't feel too bad now, just wish my libido would come back.

Night lads x

Bastards have made me hunt around for my Let The Right One In DVD. I read the book too when I was younger. Pretty good.
Think this and The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo were the first films to get me into foreign kino actually. Mumberg bought me the DVDs way back when. Used to save up my pocket money from school and buy DVDs at CEX at the end of every week. Good times.

>>83014566
He said he will make it free to get votes. Thats why people voted for him.
>but what if his policies make things better
They won't, objectively. This is just a fact, goverment interference never makes things better ever. Whats actually going to happen is things will get even more expensive as business fire employees and still end up paying the single fat sassy black woman(diversity) the salary of a engineer.

>>83015277
>keep your hair on
This is offensive to the large bald community of britfeel

>>83014537
This is bullshit. Cooking the wine cooks off all the alcohol.

>>83015502
Based. Quite like this director, watched a few on Mubi over time. Plus it has Adele Haenel who is a terrific actress. Loved her in Portrait of a Lady on Fire (same director). Corrrr! Water Lillies is a bit spicy from what I recall.

>>83015506
It'll come back lad, don't worry so much.

Might ask the escort I see regularly and fuck up the arse to marry me.

Absolute dogshit gimmick

>>83015035
>zaliagraves
cccorrrrrrrrrrrrrr

any standard goths with large norks?

>>83015535
Yes I rewatched it on there in recent years. It was so hard to come across again once it wasn't a new film. I'd love a Blu-ray but I don't think it ever got one back then (only DVD, which is expensive now). I wouldn't say it is too spicy. Just a bit of kissing and swimming pool scenes.

The director really made her name for herself with Portrait of a Lady on Fire. Is Mubi still good? Most kinos seem to be on BFI now.

>>83015547
Any ideas on time frame?
For reference I'm 29 and have watched porn since about 2009, although I've always had basic tastes and have never been a heavy user

fuck me its warm tonight lads, bit summery in temp, fuck this go back to cold

>>83015554
>>83015554
>Might ask the escort I see regularly and fuck up the arse to marry me.
She fit?

You will never be on Sean's level of consciousness

>>83015584
Mubi is still decent if you can get a discount, I have it locked in for 3.60 a month for a year now so I watch something here and there. Haven't used BFIs streaming in ages but I remember it being decent. Have quite a lot of their physical releases now.
I preferred Mubi when it was a new film every day rather than just a constant catalogue like it is now. There used to be a streamer called Filmstruck that was quite good. It's what the Criterion streaming channel is now in America I think.

I guarantee Will will let her down. He's going behind her back when she's away. No way would she ever really know for sure.

>>83015647
How would your perfect date with R go?

You will never have half the friends Sean has

>>83015665
Baklava at the souk followed by a chill evening in the hookah bar.

>>83015684
Half of 0 is still 0 big man.

>>83015638
It's pretty pricey now at 12 quid a month. I remember using it on the PS3 and it was only like 5 quid. It seems to have a lot more notable films now rather than the forgotten/out of print world cinema. Last time I used it was through Amazon because that's the easiest way to stream stuff on a console.

>>83015597
Don't know lad, but I often go weeks or even the odd month without wanking. Just don't feel like it sometimes, then other times I can do it daily.

>>83015665
I don't know. I've never been on a date. It probably wouldn't go well for a variety of reasons.

>>83015785
How many girls have you asked out big man?

>>83015760
Anytime I go to cancel they just offer me a deal. 3.60 a month is ridiculous. Wonder how they're doing as a company. Their physical releases are pretty decent. I guess they figure it's better to have someone at 3.60 a month than nothing a month. Need the Shiva, Baby Blu-ray to come back in print. REEEEE!

>>83015582
here you go bruv

>>83015823
I haven't done that. I was kinda hoping something would work out early on.

>>83015865
Damn... Crossy looks like THAT!?

>>83015865
ah thats just terrible, going to need some serious goth fanny to cheer me up now

>>83015647
>>83015665
>>83015688
>>83015785
>>83015823
>>83015866
I made all these posts lol

>>83015866
That is not how it works out for most. I got rejected maybe ten times before I got a date. Finally got a proper gf when I was 20

Fuck our brains, fuck cheese. Why do we get nightmares? Why does our brain have to torment us? Had a nightmare about a girl from childhood who I remet and she told me what she was up to and initially she didn't know me until I told her and then she was suprised and then she asked me what I was doing and I panicked and the nightmare ended.
Why does my own brain do this to me? I don't need those kind of feelings at night.

I want a girl to sit on my face and fart

f you are not:

Hitting the gym
Building a business
Growing your brand

to get girls.

You are either lying,
or there is something seriously wrong with the way your brain works.

>>83015921
you could pay for that

>>83015890
death_cannibal?

>>83015931
>Building a business
>Growing your brand

I dont wanna fkn do that, most businesses fall apart, mates business recently went under, bigly losses, fucked it.

>>83015931
Grindmaxxing

Time to get womfy de lids.

>>83015916
I had one once where I was walking a dog in the countryside and it got barbed wired wrapped round its neck. It was yelping like mad, and in the dream I thought " I have to put it out of its misery", and grabbed a big rock and threw it at its head. Woke up crying, and took me a good minute to realise it was a dream.

Me? Got that OG Wucozade on tap. No late ones tonight though as I have them people coming out to the gaff tomorrow to do that energy service check thing. Hope I get them energy credit vouchers x

had a right panic about that HM Government letter. what could it be?!
Warm Home Discount Scheme innit.

>>83015131
good question. wonder this a lot. desu i didn't expect to make it to 30, so it's like i was living on bored time and then it just...kept going.
so the new number is 40.

that's me away to bed now. was gonna order more bits, but i'm dozing off after that meal earlier. also a zolpidem.

see you tomorrow morning, /britfeel/!

Corr that's a big explosion

https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/1985845987684855969

Anyone seen that Welcome to Derry yet? Any good? I didn't even know it was a thing until just now.

>>83016105
Night lid, enjoy the best possible sleep in the whole world. Bit jealous tbqh

>>83015995
Geez. Fuck our brains, we aren't in control. we're getting thoughts and torments from somewhere else.
Why hasn't the medical industry learnt how to control our brains?

>>83016167
Watched the first couple episodes lid, it's pretty good. Bit divergent from the book but that's largely to be expected, kids acting sucks but also to be expected. The scares are good, seriously fucked up shit going on and pretty regularly. Definitely worth a watch if you're a fan of the IT movies

Anyone got any good seethie images? Noticed a lot of seething in the thread lately and would like some good pics to "clap back" at them, as the zoomies say. Important to keep the womf level as high as possible

>>83013386 (OP)
>democrats shocked that people would do this when they have prevented you from owning property

>>83016181
I love dreaming, we shouldn't be trying to limit it, or control it. It could be tied to psychological things we don't understand.

>>83016195

Corr I'll have to give it a watch then. I enjoyed the films. Think imma leave it till the weekend and watch them when I order a takeaway in for maximum womfort.

>>83015901
No you didn't. You are a liar.

>>83016299
Sorry didn't mean to take your thunder since you actually made all of those posts. Weird to lie about the three you didn't though, seems like a lot of effort

Think I'm on board with the 'i made all these posts' gimmick. Think it's the fresh new material we've been craving for a while.

>>83016357
I made this post, btw.

Greg salad

>>83016273
I like dreaming but some nightmares go too far.

>>83016374
>>83016373
>>83016339


I made all these posts'

>>83016386
But how did I get the (You)?

>>83016429
I made this post, if anyone's interested. That's why I got the large (you)

>>83016441
Why are you hijacking my post?

>>83016461
I made each and every post in this thread. It's all me baby, powerful, cool and handsome.

Need a hairy pissing Japanese pussy in my face ASAP.

>>83016299
>>83016429
>>83016461
Inspect element schizo

Uncs really think we writing c++ to edit yous on 4chan lol touch grass

>>83016574
>Inspect element schizo
Not me, surely.

Lads if you are ever in any trouble, pray to the goddesses al Lat, al Uzza, and Manat. They are the exalted cranes, the high flying birds who can intercede with Allah on your behalf. So just have a little pray to them lads.

Back from the footy. Can't be fucked with Leicester City anymore. Players are a bunch of lazy cunts who couldn't even hold a lucky win against 10 men.

>>83014471
Has he ever actually said free? Can someone give an example.
I'm not following this whole situation closely, but I do not remember him stating they will be free, just that the stores will be goverment run and not have a profit incentive (with the goal of making pricing in said stores less ridiculous)

>>83015464
If he didn't claim that, the report would've been fact checked.
Alas, he did, and people who vote for him are terminally retarded

>>83016631
You will believe any idiotic shit you read on Twitter you mongoloid

>>83016660
Why are you seething lol

Trans women are con men

>>83016666
Calling a mongoloid a mongoloid is not seething

>>83016630
Net profit margins in the grocery business are from 1 to 3 %. At this point, what difference does it make?

It NNN day five x

>>83016696
You're bubbling matey

>>83016727
Sure, feel free to pretend you have upset me somehow. I get it. You need to.

Cba to grind anymore Fortnite tonight. Too many sweats online. Garn have that steak pie now and watch a new wepisode of South Park.

>>83016780
Keep telling me how not upset you are lol

>>83016707
>44 years old

Definitely eggless now.

>>83016829

Still not bad for her age though lid.

>>83016829
Even better when they are eggless lad. No chance of accidentally preggjng

>>83016850
This looks very AI to me. I don't think a respected and intelligent weather girl would dress that way.

Was the wee lassie from Let The Right One In bitten in the pussy? I recall some nonce parts in the book but not exactly.

>>83016871

That's because it is AI de lid. The piccy wiccy on the left anyway.

>>83016856
I just couldn't imagine shagging a girl who has squeezed a sprog from that hole.

>>83016660
I have never used Twitter in my life, anon. U might be projecting

>>83016913
Sorry about that lad I thought you were the one who posted the Twitter screenshot

>>83016954
U mad lool

>>83016905
Cross that bridge when you come to it lad

>>83016976
Surprised that is a unique post on here

>>83016881
I don't remember exactly. She just kept saying she wasn't a girl. They didn't have that seen in the American version or the cats.

Corr that steak pie was lush.

>>83017020
Pie induced errectile dysfunction

Kek Trump getting that brutal SPH treatment in this South Park wepisode.

I don't want to be on the local news sites.

>>83017009
Just finished me rewatch. Proper moody film, ain't it? Very womfy Winter vibes. Music sets the mood well. I think from what I remember in the book the guy who looks after Eli was more of a nonce and Eli is a boy who was castrated 100s of years prior. I think the film deals with these aspects well to be honest and the script was done by the original author too.
Haven't seen the American version in years but I imagine there's absolutely no hint of Eli not being a girl.

>>83017052
Refrain from beating up old women like Broadbridge did and you will be ok

>>83017054
never knew it was supposed to be a boy... not good...

>>83017054
In the movie he did give off them vibes or maybe older men with no hair and crinkly skin just have that look I suppose. The winter/snow at night is peak comfy. I'll probably watch Let Me In again sometime soon. I love a good movie set in winter/night...The Ice Storm (1997) is another great one.

And yes the soundtrack is very well done...especially at them parts in the park.
https://youtu.be/v6iT3QF3W6g

>>83017125
Oh my days, they're putting out The Ice Storm on Blu-ray this month. Thanks for reminding me to order it. Good kino that. Love a bit if Ang Lee.
Might stick Fargo on this week. Another good snowy kino. Maybe The Thing as well.

>>83017147
Kino artwork. I guess they only care about Blu-ray now and not so much 4K?

Might as well watch another wepisode. Never quite got this 67 meme. Must be an American thing.

>>83017147
All good kinos. King Kong (2005) maybe again for me soon, though the wintery parts are mostly at the end.

>>83017187
Watch a comfy Blu-ray like DVDlad.

Weird dreamingtons again innit phwoar

Always the [redacted]

Got the PS3berg out lately. Needs an update since last year, so guess they just make them to update the Blu-ray keys. I'll be sad if it ever dies.

Wouldn't mind having something like this but with GNU/Linux. Problem is netbooks back in the day were so terrible. I guess it's just the same thing these days except they are 64 bit.

You lads will never believe this but I employ three Ukrainian women on three shifts working 8 hours each to sit in my toilet. Every time I piss I piss on one of their faces

>>83017184
Nah, Studio Canal regularly put out 4Ks but it just depends on the film. Maybe they don't think it would sell enough on 4K or the master isn't good enough, who knows. I'll be getting it though.
>>83017199
That it is. Love the dinosaur fight in this film. Might have to stick this on too. Naomi Watts was peak in this.

>>83017278
That Blu-ray keys thing is total balls, lad. I've never once had a Blu-ray retroactively not work. My Blu-ray players aren't even connected to the internet. PS3 is a great Blu-ray player by the way. Plays even the most scratched discs in my experience.

Fell a kip on couch that's me sign to go beddingtons. Nighty night.

>>83013476
piss bloke gagging for a mouthful of your steaming hot golden nectar

I have awoken in the wee hours. My stomach is not best pleased with me for eating all but one slice of that wominos. We in real suffering hours here. Pizza induced erectile disfunction

Brown fellas

Black fellas

>always dead past midnight

This general is nothing but wagies?

Imagine living in the UK, where the government pays you to be a NEET, and working

>>83018735
sunrise in turkey already? good morning ruthmong

Whenever i die, i hope i wake up in Balmora

Whenever i die, i hope i wake up in Nottingham

>>83018781
That wasn't me and I'm not from Turkey.

>>83018962
>I'm not from Turkey
post your flag on /int/

14 hours 25 minutes of lorrying done, 2nd longest shift ever, least im off tomorrow/today also the back roads around swindon are fucking horrendous

>>83019026
Ever thought about doing some lorrying abroad?

>>83019089
thought about it but i wouldnt fancy taking one of those things the wrong way around roundabouts, also i currently dont have a passport ruthmong style and would be worried about getting seasick on the ferry desu, around the UK will do me for now

>>83018984
Rather stay here. You are less British than me probably.

Reasons not to lift a finger to find work in this shitty little country:

>too many immigrants willing to work for poverty wages
>too many people for too few jobs
>all money go on rent, car/fuel, food and bills...just slavery at that point
>never getting laid, never getting a relationship
>can't move away to find work because no money
>never afford to do anything fun like travel abroad
>AI interviews and other bullshit like answering 50 questions for a shelf stacking wagie job

No point.

Fuck working. Enjoy paying for my mental health disability wagies with your increased taxes and national insurance contributions. It really does pay not to work.

>>83019308
>It really does pay not to work
It does

>>83019308
>>83019198
shut the fuck up you dumb turkroach, youre not allowed to post here anymore until you proof youre a brit (post flag on /int/)

Gotten back again haven't i X

Morning lads.

Day 18 of No Porn
Day 11 of No Fap
Day 8 after trying to lose virginity to an escort

Woke up in the middle of the night feeling extremely warm. Not sure why. But when I woke up, I found myself immediately visualising a sexual scenario and my cock actually felt aroused, not a full blown erection but it definitely got a bit hard without me touching it all. A good sign perhaps?
The escort I saw has finally read my messages, no response yet but whatever.
I think I'm making progress.

Why are wagies seething this morning?

>>83019482
There are no wagies here. The only poster here that works is HHL and he doesn't get a wage for his labour.

Very nice morning here might go on a mental elf walk

looks like he won then lads

I was told by a support worker the reason why I have anxiety is because Im not doing breathing exercises. No you're wrong I have anxiety because I'm self aware of the impending doom that looms over my shoulders on a daily basis. How can you stop worrying about something when you cal already see the end?

Rise and shine de lits where is everyone?

I'm a wagie, just logged in. Form a line, NEETs, I'll get to your questions and whining one by one.

>>83019198
>>83019308
I find it hard to disagree with any of this desu, but I'm too white to stop working. It's my innate moral sense that I should be productive and do what's right rather than be a parasite. What's really disgusting is that the government hijacks this innate sense to do the right thing in white people and extorts them to extract their wealth and redistribute it to their client classes (pensioners, criminals, dossers, immigrants, illegal immigrants, sexual deviants, government makeworkers).

>>83019766
Just stop dossing around and sort your life out

seasideMARK giving playstation one last chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfH6GuxM1i0

Morning morning morning all good lads.
Happy bonfire day/night, I hope you have a nice day and awesome bonfire night!

>>83019995
>seasideMARK giving playstation one last chance
YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!! Get in there!

>>83020022
Lul why does mark keep doing this? Sell thr playstation and never but it again

>>83020060
Best guess we've had is that it's a way for him to maintain a certain amount of liquidity without keeping actual cash in his accounts. He wants to avoid having cash in his accounts because he's still got mountains of debt and if he leaves cash sitting around the debt can be collected. If it's stored in something like a playstation then he can pawn it at will for some physical cash. He loses 30% of the value in each transaction, but 70% of your bennies is better than 0%.

Has got me thinking though, given that Mark is very very far from the only person in the UK who lives the dosser lifestyle and with all these people talking in groups on facebook and elsewhere, it's probably just a thing in the dosser community. That's just how you keep liquidity and not pay debts at the same time. Might be playstations but could also be bikes, TVs, laptops etc. same principle.

If that's the case, we have potentially millions of people buying and reselling relatively high priced consumer goods multiple times a month, but not as any form of rational or demand driven consumption, instead it's as a way to continue to defraud other companies and the state in a roundabout manner. But all these transactions get reported and appear on paper as genuine.

There must be a non-zero percentage of the GDP which is just dossers buying and selling useless tat to avoid paying debts. Absolute fucking clownworld fake economy.

Had some explosive diarrhea just now me x

>>83020112
Get some opioids in you de lad, bung you right up x

>>83020098
Possibly you've put a bit too much thought into this. I think it's far more likely he just doesn't have a functioning brain and cycles between 'me want thing' and 'me want money'.

>>83020116
Corr have an opiates sesh planned for tomorrow, actually hyped af

>>83020127
>Criminal network behind UK mini-marts enables migrants to work illegally - BBC investigation
You don't say?! The BBC needed to actually investigate this obvious and open reality? Cooorrrrr, now that's what people are paying their licence fee for!

>>83019997
Morning lollers lad. I'm of to my mum's for the night. Hoping to get some bonfire toffee from the shop near her house. You got any plans?

Lads, seriously, why the fuck are modern book covers SO. FUCKING. BAD?
They're actually intolerably bad. I have not bought a lot of books because of how fucking ugly they are in their modern prints, but I can't buy older ones because I'm not going to spend hundreds/thousands of pounds on a first edition with a nice cover.
I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind.

>>83020013
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE LID LAD LOD

>>83019997
Fuck off ya dirty nonce

>>83019997
Hello lollers. Bonfire night is not kind to us with autism. Lots of big bangs, it gets very noisy but you have to tough it out sometimes. Hope you have a good night mate, treat yourself to a toffee apple.

>>83019997
fuck off you absolute wrongun

>>83020098
>if he leaves cash sitting around the debt can be collected
This is where you've got it wrong. What do you think would happen, the debt collectors magically take the money from his bank account? They turn up and he says oh I've got no cash in my bank account so they just leave? You do realise debt collectors can take items and sell them. This has nothing to do with debt avoidance, he's just an idiot who wants a thing then wants cash.

>>83020125
>>83020198
Sure it could be even more retarded than the liquidity theory and simply be man with IQ of 82 tries to function in modern world. I dunno, I'm not convinced, he clearly seems to be trying to game some kind of system in some way, I'm just trying to fill in the details as best I can. As for the debt thing, I didn't mean that debt collectors can magically take money from your account, of course they can't, but not all debts are collected through debt collectors, you might just owe money to a company and they bill you periodically and if you have the money in your account then its gone.

>>83020098
Make sense lad. You wrong about debt collectors and they can takeaway items with a court order

>>83019997
>>83020151
>>83020174
>>83020193
>>83020194
I made all these posts lol. Just felt like talking to myself as lollers.

>>83020193
Not lollers but, I hate loud unexpected noises, but I've not been diagnosed with anything, I'm just a weird scared cunt.

>>83020223
No you didn't, why are you lying?

>>83020151
I like to stay in if it's cold, I'm so close to a big river I just look out my window and there it is, so I watch people set off their fireworks on the river banks. Or I go out to the beach outside and watch, I take drinks out for the people and sweets and fruit for their kids.
I love when the tug boats blow their horns at midnight on new year night too. Sorry to ramble.
Are you having fireworks or going to a display?
>>83020193
Man, that must suck! Do you have any headphones or ear defenders?
There is a guy that lives near me I guess he has the 'tism because I always see him walking around with his ear defenders on, he always wears a backpack too with an umbrella sticking out of it. Well, if it makes him comfy then that's cool.
Woah nice one, I need to get toffee apples and save one for myself this time, thank for reminding me, mate.

>>83020213
Except he could simply cancel the direct debit or CPA, or just transfer the money to a savings account and transfer it back when he needs it, or just withdraw cash. Again, this is nothing to do with debt. He is just an idiot.

>83020230 (You)
I did lad

Oops messed up the quote there

>>83020230
I made this post, as well as this one
>>83020223
I'm on a spree today, can't stop me.

My ears are itchy asf rn

Lollers is a nice lad, not sure why you lot are nasty to him.

>>83020255
You're a good lad lollers. No I won't be setting off fireworks. Not really been to see any go off since I was a kid. Not a fan of groups of people, desu, so I avoid things like that if I can.
Bet it's good living where you are, seems comfy af. You get many blackberries this year? I didn't bother looking, forgot to as had a few things on muh mind.

All the big personalities are gone only Lollers keeps coming back here like a dog to it's deceased owner. Why?

>>83020260
>>83020213
The main reason he buys gadgets is to avoid gambling away the cash. Gadgets serve as a coping mechanism for his gambling urges - he still gets that dopamine hit from the purchase, but instead of losing everything at the bookies, he losses less. Buying high and selling low. Kek.

>>83020326
Why are you obsessed with "personalities"? He comes to say hello to the few good lads that are left here.

>>83020308
I can't escape them with where I live. I kow what you mean, I can cope with groups of people in short spells, I like being able to leave when I want.
I didn't get a massive haul this year, I don't know if it was because we didn't have a sustained high temperature summer or what.
I gave my haul to a friend and he made 3 bottles of wine with them. I had a little taste when he made it but it was just like red wine but more tart.

Have you made any progress with the DWP due to your illness, mate? Christ knows you could do with the extra support, you're not like some of these bennies blaggers.

>>83020326
Here you go lad, here is the crumb of attention you're begging me for. (You).

>>83020339
>good lads
>friends with a paedophile
Pick one

>>83020351
I prefer him to you.

Wifeberg said she wanted us to take the little one to a firework/bonfire/halloween thing going on at a local farm.
>parking a nightmare
>floodlights too bright when you're under them and too dark when you're a couple metres away
>hundreds of other people all crowding round, pushing past you
>all their kids are little shits, like not even joking our kid is very well-behaved, other kids shove each other, throw food everywhere, take the little pushtoys when others are using them etc.
>ground turns to muddy mush in ten minutes
>generally cold/windy
>intermittent rain, but very few tent/gazebo things to shelter in
>food is generic shit but super expensive
>toys/trinkets also generic shit but super expensive
>bonfire was big but only lasted like ten minutes
>firework display was really quite lame, disney mashup music over it (ISN'T DEFYING GRAVITY SUCH A GOOD SONG GUYS!??!!?!)
>leaving takes another 30 mins in the car park

Just can't stand this sort of thing. Have to go but if I was single and not a dad I'd never even consider it.

Nu breadinghamshireton soon is it x

>>83020359
You should put them out of their misery and just leave

well then de linddletons, had two wisdom teeth taken out on the upper jaw as I need to make room to straighten my teeth. Was incredibly fast, bloke took 2 minutes in total. Day off workington and the next two wfh so its chill. Apparently I should have no complications as upper extractions are easier than lower and they had already erupted. Bit grim hearing the crack as it was removed.

i WILL have nice teeth

>>83020359
that does sound like utter wank. I like the idea of having a family but then id have to do shit like this. Although it would be mint sharing my interests with mini me, although mini me would also be an autist.

>>83020359
>>food is generic shit but super expensive

This is the worst part of these events. It used to be even worse back in the day too.

off to Italy today to see the gf. wonder if there will be fireworks surrounding the plane as I take off. got a stinking cold and that usually results in my ears becoming blocked for a few days corr

>>83020424
You in an LDR?

Into the new one lads
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>>83020433

new non-yank politics related thread
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>>83020428
>>83020428

Thinking about choosing deen over dunya

>>83020441
>>83020437
actual fucking mongs

>>83020441
this needs binning, please delete it I hate two threads it gives me double thread anxiety

he's found a new rile up teh fred gimmick XD

>>83020342
I don't like red wine, or white really, but I do love elderflower wine (only wine I can drink). Made some stronk stuff several years ago, was great.
Not much happening at the moment, got the PIP forms filled out, but waiting till after I see the neurologist again and get the confirmation of PPMS, then going to get a copy of my medical records and send it all off. I'm not really hopeful though, I expect to be denied, they might just wait till I'm in a wheelchair. Got a few new things round the house, couple of handrails to help, and a new stool thing to sit on in the kitchen for when I get tired, and also got a komode now.

>>83020359
Alrfight misery guts,. You need to try and find the right attitude otherwise you'll be suffering for a long time.
I was at one the other day with my kids and it sounds just like yours. We were all wrapped up warm, happily munching shite hot dogs and smiling the entire time.
Of course it's a bit rubbish but a some positivity can make it a good night. You dont' want your kid to remember you being a miserable cunt all the time.

>>83013386 (OP)
bbbbb by god no one will