Thread 83046945

how do you kill yourself in canada where there's very limited drugs and pretty much no guns? painless preferred.

don't you guys have euthanasia?

bro, just ask the government

>>83046958
you have to have someone sign off on your request. If I went after MAID they'd probably send me to the suicide hotline or something. I do have a lot of mental illnesses but I'm young.

>>83046989
Someone like who? Family? What about if you have an chronic disease?

>>83046945 (OP)

Run across the United States border with a fake weapon they will shoot you on sight

>>83046945 (OP)
>very limited drugs and pretty much no guns?
It's pretty clear from reading this that you don't really want to kill yourself and this is your cry for help. (Canadian cities are absolutely overrun with drugs and it's not that hard to get a shotgun or a rifle in Canada.)

Since you're on /r9k/ I assume that you feel depressed for the usual reasons, tfw no girlfriend and lonliness in general. Since you're Canadian your sadness is probably exacerbated by unemployment, or working full time at a job that pays you just enough to have busfare to get to work every day. But things can get better, you have to focus on yourself and learn to enjoy the little things in life. And what if there's a cute girl you're destined to fall in love with? Maybe you're supposed to meet her at a Christmas party someone drags you to, or some other odd twist of fate. If you're young there's still hope for you, OP.

>>83046945 (OP)
Joshua, it's time to stop posting

>>83046945 (OP)
Joshua, lets jump in front of a subway train together. we can perform a suicide pact are you in toronto?

>>83046945 (OP)
you could literally ask the government to hero you

>>83046945 (OP)
Just hop in a car and drive north until it runs out of gas, then go out into the wilderness and let nature reclaim you. It's already below freezing, it won't take long

>>83046945 (OP)
>very limited drugs
aren't your cities literally overrun with noids/nitazenes?