>>82294673
>I really hate the fact that we shit ourselves when we die
Not sure where this myth comes from, but you don't actually shit yourself when you die. A couple of times I came closer to death than anyone has a right to (serious motorcycle crashes that resulted in hospital stays) and I never shit myself. Didn't even piss my pants. And if that's not enough anecdotal evidence for you I also worked in a hospital and saw people who had just died. Shitting yourself when you die isn't a real thing.

I mean think about it man. Your body has to push out a turd. It's not like those muscles are still working when you're dead.

>>82287745
>>82287760
>>82287777 <--Great quads of luck!
>>82287793

Well look on the bright side, at least you're not a fat fuck anymore. That bitch who dumped you sounds like a mental case, but SPOILER ALERT: All women are mental cases.

It's taken me a lifetime to figure this out OP, but all women are generally awful human beings. I know, I know, everybody says that all the time on this board. But usually on this board you're hearing it from khhv zoomers who hate women because no woman has ever touched them. The REAL blackpill is that even if you're Chad, women are completely irrational beings who are self-centered in a way that men simply can't comprehend. They do the most mean-spirited, selfish things and ALWAYS justify it to themselves by somehow finding a way to blame it on whatever man they're with. If you're not constantly showering them with praise and attention then you're "cold and unfeeling". If you ARE showering them with praise and affection then you're "smothering" them. The truth is no man should ever expect that finding a woman will bring them happiness. The ancients knew this, that's why any civilization that got past the stone age strictly curtailed the "rights" of women. Left to their own devices women will destroy everything around them, from their own families all the way up to Western Civilization.

So forget this bitch and take pride in your own achievements. You lost 130 lbs, not many people are capable of that. You actually got a match on a dating app that led to sex, again not many people manage that. If you got one girl off that you can get another. Just don't take it so hard the next time you realize the girl you hooked up with is a crazy bitch, because as I said earlier, they're ALL crazy bitches.

>>82247611
Fuck it, I'll just cuntpaste it into this thread. For context, the thread was called something like "Is there anything more humiliating than being friends with a woman?"

>>82237561
>Kek I knew this guy who would take anything a woman did as a sign she was into him.
That's pretty much every guy.

>Some of them try to string men along to get stuff out of them though.
That's pretty much every woman.

Congratulations, you've figured it out. A long time ago I was talking to a buddy about ex-girlfriends, we both agreed the worst were the ones who would break up with you but say something like "but we can still be friends!" My buddy said "All that means is she wants to hang out with you while she complains about the dude she's fucking now. That's what 'being friends' means."

Truer words never spoken. This was decades before the phrase "emotional tampon" came into parlance too, and that's as apt a description as you're ever going to hear. In fact it's even worse than that, they don't just use you as an emotional-support cuck. Women LOVE having a guy who is "just a friend" that they can go places with. They feel safer with a guy, she can use him to ward off ugly spergs who might try to flirt with her otherwise, if he has a car she can use him as a free uber service, mooch drinks and cigarettes off him, and then quickly ditch him if she spots a Chad looking at her.

The harsh reality is that real life is nothing like a romantic comedy or an anime, where characters are "just friends" before realizing that they're in love with each other, getting together and living happily ever after. That's a fantasy that's been pushed down our throats by every form of media for a hundred years. In real life if you get "friendzoned" it's over, just cut your losses and never speak to the bitch again.

>>81753923
Not quite sure I'm getting your analogy old prune. Do you mean you can't get past the argument stage with girls and weed dealers, and move to some sort of concept?

>>81717006
Why didn't you ask the Instagram girl if she wanted to go to the bar with you? Or better yet, ask her out to a movie?
The good thing about the movie date is that it's low-pressure, you don't have to worry about long awkward silences while you're sitting in a darkened theater watching a film. After the movie you can take her to a restaurant, cafe or bar and then talk about the movie you've just seen. The best bars for this are ones that aren't too crowded or loud, and alcohol is good because it helps you both to loosen up. I hesitate to recommend nightclubs because you don't seem like the type who likes to dance. If you can muster up the nerve to get out on the dance floor then by all means do so, girls love guys who can dance.

>>81690094
This is the best thread series I've seen on this board in years, and in just four days you've shown a dramatic improvement from day 1. You're an inspiration to every robot on this board, OP. I hope you inspire copycats.

But what happened to the femanon who was in the thread from day three? It seemed like you were going to meet up on discord or something. Did anything happen with that? It's not really important, it's far better to meet someone in real life anyway. Also, I seem to have missed the day two thread, can anyone post a link to it?

>>81681093
>Day 3
I guess I missed the Day 2 thread? I'm the guy from the Day 1 thread who told you about that episode of Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends where he gets coached on picking up women.

Anyway, you got the sequence wrong. You're supposed to compliment her first, then quickly introduce yourself, THEN ask a question to get a conversation going. You skipped the first TWO and went straight to the question. Also, and this is important, hitting on one girl a day is going to take too long. You have to do this with every cute girl you see.

Here's what should should have done.
1. Compliment - Say something nice about how she looks or how she acts, any random thing about her. "I love your outfit!" or "Those shoes are so cool!"
2. Introduction - The moment she says "Thank you" say "Hi, I'm anon" and you hold out your hand for her to shake it. Then you quickly go to
3. Question - The avacodo thing was good, but it could have been better. Instead of saying "You good at picking ripe ones" you should have said "So how can I tell when these are ripe? When I buy them they always go bad the next day."

The problem with asking "Are you good at picking the ripe ones?" is that it invites a simple yes or no answer and you risk the conversation dying. When you instead ask her "So how can you tell when these are ripe?" it invites her to explain how she knows which are the good ones. It even gives you the chance to flirt a little, because she'll probably tell you to give them a little squeeze to see if they're firm. You'd smile and say "Just a little squeeze?" Then you can compliment her again and say "Well you seem to know what you're doing. So what do you use avocados for anyway? Do you make your own guacamole or do you have them in salads?" etc., etc.

Now keep in mind that no matter how well you do there is no guarantee of success with any one particular woman. She may have her husband waiting for her in the car in the parking lot, or she may have just come from a funeral

>>81660747
Reading this reminded me of an old episode from Louis Theroux's tv show Weird Weekends. In the episode he talks to Ross Jeffries who was an actual pick up artist before that term got co-opted by hucksters who told you to wear a silly hat and use negging on women. By contrast, Ross Jeffries taught his students to be charming and disarming, and above all confident. Naturally the entire episode is on Youtube, here is the part most relevant to you.

https://youtu.be/hAKRZC86Jyk?list=PLy2wPAFZj_PoCTsyN53piqs_0zud-80k6&t=1604

Here's a clip from earlier in the episode where Ross explains why he doesn't try to pick up women in bars and discos. He explains "The music is too loud, I have to shout to be heard, and women go there to reject men and get free drinks." He then proceeds to pick up some attractive blonde woman at a cafe, seemingly effortlessly.

https://www.google.com/search?q=louis+theroux+ross+jeffries&oq=louis+theroux+ross+jeffries&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYQDIGCAEQLhhA0gEKMjUyNDdqMGoxNagCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:1d375ab4,vid:Xn_oqEOtLYU,st:0

I hope you find any of this useful in your noble quest, OP.

>>81586521
>some nobody writes "All men are bad" on reddit
>OP "OMG I hate all women!"
Can you not see the irony here?

>>81539610
Well to be fair, you didn't actually fall in love with an anon. You fell in love with a idealized fantasy perception that you have projected onto anonymous posts on an image board. You don't know this person's name, what they look like, their age, and you probably can't even be sure that all the posts you attribute to your fantasy anon were even written by the same person.

If you accept that your fantasy anon is just that, a fantasy that was never real it will be easier for you to move on and try and form a relationship with someone attainable in the real world. Good luck OP.