>be me
>27 khv (kissless handholdless virgin)
>decide to stop being one and do something
>plan: hit on one girl in public every day for a year
>also undergoing full looksmaxx protocol
>jaw still looks like a soggy biscuit
>went to local mall armed with cologne and misplaced confidence
>see 7/10 girl near Sephora
>rehearsed opener 42 times in mirror last night: >"Hey, I thought you looked cool, what's your name?"
>heart pounding like I'm about to defuse a bomb
walk up to her
>voice cracks so hard a nearby dog flinches
>she says "sorry I have a boyfriend" without even looking up from her phone
>blackpill kicks in like fentanyl
>remember I'm wearing elevator shoes 3 inches
>they squeak when I turn around to leave
>hear faint giggle behind me
>tfw 364 days left

Brutal lmao, I could never subject myself to such humiliation. I think I'd rather stay incel for life

>>81660766
I've committed to trying for at least a year, might as well try before I turn 30.

>>81660747 (OP)

you have more balls than me anon I'll give you that. Now all you have to do is take that energy and concentrate into self improvement

>>81660853
I've known about looksmaxing and stuff since 2017 but haven't really committed to it, so I'm going for it now. I'm like 28% bodyfat so I'm trying to lose a lot of weight atm.

I believe in you OP. I am 34 and can't get the confidence at all to do what you are doing.

>>81660964
You should just go for it man, I put it off for so long and I don't know if I will be successful but there's no hope when you turn 40.

>>81660747 (OP)
This will be a fantastic learning opportunity, and I applaud you for stepping up to share this data with us.

>Want to go on long walk out in the countryside with no smartphones and just our own thoughts
>gf: EW EW EW ICKY ICKY ICKY
Take it from me there is literally no point with m*dern woman. They read and shit cosmopolitan esq dogma from reels. Either my sample set is representative or God placed a ton of whores in my life.

I know it's fake, but thank you genuinely for the hearty laugh, anon.

>>81661047
Thank you, even if I fail I hope it helps you in some way.
>>81661068
Haha I wish it was fake man, do you think the 3 inch lifts are excessive at 5'11"?

>>81661116
Of course. Hopefully we can help you back by giving you feedback and helping to refine your methods over time.

Now, I don't know what I'm talking about here, but do you think it would be better to strike up a conversation about something casual instead of hitting them with a "let's date" out of nowhere? You could do something like ask her what makeup to buy for your sister's birthday and take it from there.

>>81661116
A bit excessive unless your face is sub4 and you have to rely on solely size difference

r/greentext bait

>>81661116
At 5'11, you are a good height Anon. Just say you are 6 feet nobody will know.

>>81660747 (OP)
This is ai generated lmao

>misplaced confidence
A phrase no one ever uses but ai

>voice cracks so hard a nearby dog flinches
Weird specific thing that definitely didn't happen but could be conceived by ai

>blackpill kicks in like fentanyl
Makes no sense because fentanyl feels good and blackpill does not, but an ai wouldn't understand that

Too easy come on guys

>>81661205
>do you think it would be better to strike up a conversation about something casual instead of hitting them with a "let's date" out of nowhere?
My opinion from what I've seen, and my own life is that women will accept most approaches as long as they are physically attracted to you. I will try something like that later though.
>>81661207
I think my face is a 4 right now because I'm a bit overweight, I have no hair loss at least

>>81660795
Bro I'm the same age as you and I just don't have it in me at all. I will be a 40 year old virgin wondering where I went wrong

>>81661270
Have you tried out dating apps?-

>>81661234
Post BMI, also i dont think pure cold approach ever worked but no harm done i guess

>>81661318
My BMI is 27.8, but I don't think BMI is a good measure of how fat you are because I have been working out for 2 years and have a good amount of muscle. I would say I'm 26 to 28% body fat.

>>81660747 (OP)
You should only hit on women who you are looksmatched with or below. That way if and when they reject you you can feel righteously indignant because they are probably delusional and going to die alone instead of feeling like autistic genetic trash.

>>81661308
nah, what's the use? The sheer effort necessary required to take me from a 2 to a 3 is so hilariously high that staying single and virgo forever is more attractive by far.

>>81661308
No, and honestly I never will. Going by other people's experiences of dating apps has completely killed any interest I have in them

>>81660747 (OP)
This was written by chatGPT.

>>81661353
The problem is I don't know exactly what my looksmatch is
>>81661367
You should at least give it a try before you're too old I guess

>>81661345
Your frame is much bigger than pretty much all women which is good since size is pretty much all some girls care about, if you look scary then try going for short women with obvious daddy issues, if not then go for regular women who dress slightly artsy

>>81661456
note, dress artsy not have an artsy haircut, there is a clear difference

>>81661456
>try going for short women with obvious daddy issues
How do I identify such women? I don't think I can be a pretty boy anyways so I was thinking of hopping on gear but I have to lose some weight first.

>>81661512
Self-harm scars/bitchy friends, you go for an insecure girl, if you want a good looking but insecure girl go for the short skirt or shorts with a huge sweater combo that every such girl has.

Dont jump on gear while fat, that is how you fuck yourself completely, having all your hair is good, warning for reddit advice but check with a barber what would be a good cut

>>81660747 (OP)
Humiliation ritual for no benefit.

>>81661231
You are literally a retarded autistic faggot

>>81661617
>go for the short skirt or shorts with a huge sweater combo that every such girl has
ok I'll look out for that

>>81661512
Just think goth. Not necessarily black lipstick hardcore goth, just black leather boots or many tattoos or multiple piercings or cringe metal/rock/punk shirt. Either one of these are usually sufficient. Not to mention that the rare thing is really meeting a woman without daddy issues. Just some are more obvious than others.

>>81660747 (OP)
Reading this reminded me of an old episode from Louis Theroux's tv show Weird Weekends. In the episode he talks to Ross Jeffries who was an actual pick up artist before that term got co-opted by hucksters who told you to wear a silly hat and use negging on women. By contrast, Ross Jeffries taught his students to be charming and disarming, and above all confident. Naturally the entire episode is on Youtube, here is the part most relevant to you.

https://youtu.be/hAKRZC86Jyk?list=PLy2wPAFZj_PoCTsyN53piqs_0zud-80k6&t=1604

Here's a clip from earlier in the episode where Ross explains why he doesn't try to pick up women in bars and discos. He explains "The music is too loud, I have to shout to be heard, and women go there to reject men and get free drinks." He then proceeds to pick up some attractive blonde woman at a cafe, seemingly effortlessly.

https://www.google.com/search?q=louis+theroux+ross+jeffries&oq=louis+theroux+ross+jeffries&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYQDIGCAEQLhhA0gEKMjUyNDdqMGoxNagCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:1d375ab4,vid:Xn_oqEOtLYU,st:0

I hope you find any of this useful in your noble quest, OP.

>>81662097
Thanks anon I'll give it a watch

>>81660747 (OP)
Don't worry man, if your voice cracked it didn't count

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>>81660747 (OP)
Hope you're going to at least change spots after this or you're gonna end up like the retard in the greentext that approached 500 girls and got expelled from uni.

>>81662308
I'm thinking of trying a different spot in the mall or the gym tomorrow

>>81662317
Future r/4chan greentext

>>81660747 (OP)
based and main characterpilled, I love you

>>81662119
>Thanks anon I'll give it a watch
The first clip I posted with Ross is about five minutes long before Louis goes on to another segment of the show, the second clip I posted is under four minutes long. Give them a watch and tell me what you thought of them.

>>81662386
im not OP but i watched the second clip of the cafe because the first clip is banned in my country. I was cringing really hard and cannot imagine that a guy with that type of charisma could successfully pull off that creepy finger up the arm thing these days

>>81660747 (OP)
Cold approaching doesn't work if you are sub 7. Retard. Accept your fate and embrace it.

>>81662386
I watched the first clip and I'm surprised the compliment thing worked. I wonder if it would work nowadays. Personally, I've read pickup things when I was a teen and they never worked for me.
>>81662578
I can't think of a scenario where I can warm approach someone-

>>81662503
>the first clip is banned in my country.
That's unfortunate because that is the really useful one, where it shows Louis Theroux trying to pick up women while getting coached from Ross. Try and see if this clip works.

https://youtu.be/kw3FEgKsPzI?t=445

If that doesn't work I'll give you a QRD of the scene.

>>81660747 (OP)
Dumbass with high standards here, do not fucking do this, you will have the xops called on you.
You only hit on girls that eye you down first. If they do not look at you, wave when you come by, try to start a convo etc, they are probably not interested.
Even if you say that you are not hittinf on a girl when giving her a compliment, she may freak out over it being unsolicited.
>inb4 crazy femoids
That shit is creepy when girls do it too.
The only geoup that has 0 courting and it works is for the most part gay dudes.

>>81662503
>I was cringing really hard and cannot imagine that a guy with that type of charisma could successfully pull off that creepy finger up the arm thing these days
By the time he runs his finger up her arm he's already established a very friendly rapport with this woman, she's already given him her number and agreed to go out on a date with him. This isn't "a thing that wouldn't work nowadays". It's exactly like how Ross explains it to Louis as he stands there in disbelief, "It doesn't match your experience of what's possible for you, so you're not believing it even though it's happening right in front of your face."

>>81662675
>Personally, I've read pickup things when I was a teen and they never worked for me.
That might be because you were reading retarded shit like "Where a ridiculous hat and call it peacocking, and insult the woman right away (negging) so she's not too full of herself." Or it might be because you were an awkward teenage boy (we've all been there) and you didn't have the finesse to pull it off. But as Henry Ford said "Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently."

OP get a gym membership and doo stronglifts 5x5 my dude, get jacked it will make this easier

>>81660747 (OP)
Always remember that Argentina lost the first match before winning WC

>>81663004
>do not fucking do this, you will have the xops called on you.
Why do you fags always imagine these retarded fantasy scenarios where someone calls the cops if you say hi to a woman? This is the kind of thinking that keeps you hiding out in your mom's basement year after year.

>>81662917
>>81662097
I got a vpn and watched the first clip using that. That one was less cringey. I think what made me cringe in that video was more to do with Louis and his choice of compliment "you have the most amazing energy about you" whereas I would be more inclined to make a situational comment or compliment clothes/an item they are holding. The idea of a prop seems legit as it gives common ground for a discussion. I was surprised that lady at the end gave Louis her phone number after he invited her to "look at the stars some evening with me". I feel like the PUA guy offered some sound advice with the "ask them: what can we do to stay in touch?" which I would use in a real life scenario as proposing something like "Let's keep in touch, I enjoyed talking with you and want to learn more"

Overall more believable and not as horrible as that second clip

>>81663177
Because that is not an uncommon situation.
Somebody only a few posts up said a guy who approached 500 girls got expelled from uni. I knew a guy who got a restraining order.
Acting like a playboy to a girl that is just going about her business rary works, even for someone who is attractive.

Also,pick up lines are cringy as shit. If you want to just pick up a girl you go to a bar, if you want a real GF you meet her over a shared interest.

>>81663237
It's a concern nowadays given how much incels have been in the news over the past decade or so. Hell, getting rejected is considered a textbook "triggering event" for a mass shooting now, doubly so if it's public and humiliating.

>>81660747 (OP)
Nigga acting like Chris chan on his love quest

>>81663182
>Louis and his choice of compliment "you have the most amazing energy about you" whereas I would be more inclined to make a situational comment or compliment clothes/an item they are holding.
Sure, whatever works for you. You can say "I love your outfit" or whatever, as long as you're not creepy like "You have the biggest tits I've seen all day!" However you'll notice that "You have the most amazing energy about you" actually did work for Louis.

The important part is the sequence. Compliment, Introduction, Question, S.I.Q, with the question being a way to get a conversation starting.

>>81663237
>Somebody only a few posts up said a guy who approached 500 girls got expelled from uni.
Somebody said an alien took them on a flying saucer and stuck a probe up their bum, do you believe that story too?

In any case I applaud OP for his efforts to stop being a khv and actually doing something about it. I think that he shouldn't limit himself to hitting on just one girl a day, he should do this multiple times a day.

>>81663267
Also a good point, but even besides that
put yourself in the opposite scenatio for a second
You are just buyinf groceries for the week, you are tired and feeling down. An ugly fat rached ass bitch comes to hit on you, murmers a pick up line. Would you be dtf?
Hitting on someone in a random store only works if you are both each orhers types and you get the vibe that thisbis the case. You are not getting rejected because she is a bitch or because you said your pick up line wrong, you are rejected because you are doing something that is usually kind of creepy.

>>81663390
If OP actually wants a GF he should focus on getting hobbies and finding someone who is into the same things as him.
Nobody wants to date stale bread.

>>81663118
I already go to the gym but I'm trying to cut so my facial features look better, I will try to gain more mass though

>>81663507
>hurr-durr, he should focus on getting hobbies
Are you going to keep bleating this retarded advice all day? Do you even know what a hobby is? It sounds like you don't and you're just repeating some phrase you read somewhere without ever actually thinking about it. Most hobbies are things done by yourself, unless your hobby is a sports team, or something like a Dungeons & Dragons club and in that case almost all the other participants are males.

One of my hobbies is working on old bicycles. I'll find old bicycles in the junkyard or whatever, regrease the bearings, replace brake and shifter cables, replace the rotted out tires with new ones and get them ridable. My favourites are old fat tire cruisers and banana bikes from the 70s. How many girls do you think I've met thanks to this hobby? Do you think I'd have met more girls if my hobby was carpentry?

>>81663636
Enjoy getting a restraining order after hitting on a girl in mcdonalds, you fucking weirdo

>>81660747 (OP)
>tfw you realize she's gonna remember that moment forever and constantly bring it up to her friends to laugh about.

>>81663647
>Enjoy getting a restraining order after hitting on a girl in mcdonalds
Yeah, that's never going to happen. Enjoy spending the rest of your lonely life as a miserable virgin sulking in your mother's basement while dreaming up fantasies that you'll be arrested if you ever try talking to a woman. That IS going to happen

>>81663614
do exactly what I said, install the 5x5 app on your phone and go to a gym that allows you to lift, NOT planet fitness

anytime fitness, 24 hr fitness, Gold's gym, anything like that with a SQUAT RACK is what you need