Search results for "454c67e49a97948fafedd30741dc295c" in md5 (6)

/r9k/ - How do normies get girlfriends?
Anonymous No.82280039
>>82279319
OP your pic is gross. It looks like some ugly, aged, well past her prime pornstar with a highschool nerd.

Friendzoning also happens to good looking guys. I read some thing where girls were talking about stringing along a guy they'd friendzoned because they thought he'd make a good boyfriend someday, but right now they "weren't ready to settle down". The obvious translation is they wanted to keep slutting around the clubs and bars, and if they didn't meet anyone better they'd hook up with the friendzoned guy when they were pushing thirty and wanted to get pregnant right away. Luckily for these guys, that plan almost never works out and the women who practice it usually end up as forty-year old wine aunts, cat ladies, or single moms.
/r9k/ - Thread 82125832
Anonymous No.82125987
>>82125832
So you need to be willing to accept fatties, single moms, men dressed up as women, women into "polyamory" (fancy way of saying sluts who will cheat on you), women who live thousands of miles away, literal sluts (again), women taller than you (as if they'd be interested, lol), man-haters, literal whores, and older women. Okay got it!
/lgbt/ - Thread 40377860
Anonymous No.40382344
>>40377860
>hon """"""""""""biology""""""""""""
/tv/ - Thread 212492005
Anonymous No.212493490
>>212492122
Creating that one Mary Sue cunt to be an amalgamation of numerous scientists did it for me
/r9k/ - Day 1 of hitting on girls
Anonymous No.81663717
>>81663647
>Enjoy getting a restraining order after hitting on a girl in mcdonalds
Yeah, that's never going to happen. Enjoy spending the rest of your lonely life as a miserable virgin sulking in your mother's basement while dreaming up fantasies that you'll be arrested if you ever try talking to a woman. That IS going to happen
/r9k/ - Thread 81500952
Anonymous No.81502159
>>81500952
>>81502007
>They lived together for 3 years and only just now had sex?
Exactly, the story is some fake and gay fantasy-fiction written by an underage virgin. Even if they'd started out as 19 year old roommates there's no way they could have gone three years before having sex. It's baffling that anyone is retarded enough to believe this story for a second.