Thread 83047901

What is wizardhood actually like? What powers do you get?
I have just a couple more months before I turn 30!

No one replied. Am I the oldest person left on this board now?

>>83048361
nope, 38 here
the only real power you get is numbness ans apathy, I'm sad to report

You get the power of not really caring

>>83048387
>>83048398
Not caring would be an upgrade for me desu.
I am too horny all the time.

>>83048482
>>I am too horny all the time.
that part doesn't go away
it's the whole desire for love and human companionship that dulls. Being horny is just a bodily function, you just fap and take care of it is all.

>>83048516
This doesn't sound so fun anymore anons. Donald Trump please save me.

I'm 35.

If feels like everyone learned how to fly except you.

>>83048621
sorry, Madoka-chan, it isn't fun at all, really
it's just that you get used to it.

>>83047901 (OP)
Ice cold indifference

>>83048361
I am going to be 30 in a few months too, and will also be a wizard. Only been on here for around 9 years though, so not an oldfag.
I'm interested in finding out what wizardry is like too.

>>83047901 (OP)
You just get old.

The only bonus I have over other old (middle-aged) men is I don't chase after women who want more and more things from a man. I don't have kids I have to pay for, I don't have to worry about paying alimony for 5 years or however long it lasts. I'm 100% invisible to young women, technically a bad thing but it's kind of nice to never have to deal with a stupid young person ever again. I like to be left alone.

The downside is at middle age you're expected to be this suit-and-tie professional who knows his shit, if you aren't that you're a living joke. You can maybe get a bad job to survive, but everyone that knows you're single is talking about you behind your back. Every coworker thinks you're gay or retarded, some will straight up tell you that.

>>83048787
Those do sound like plusses anon. I can't imagine having a kid or something. Especially with someone I didn't like.
I am a NEET who still doesn't know how to do basic things. Whenever I'm in a social setting people definitely think I'm a living joke (It's so easy to tell when people disdain me). I still can't talk to people without stumbling over my words.
After all these years, it's funny that I grew into the perfect archetype for this board!