Thread 83084363

Wind in the Willows (1995) edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTIvYhmtf3U

>>83084363 (OP)
You need to be escortmaxxing. Become an absolute whorepilled hookercel. I mean major callgirl vibes. Prozzie core.

took a big shit oh aye lads x

farted so hard I burst a haemorrhoid
blood in my keks.

Felt wungry so ordered a cheeky late night waccies.

The zoomer running the white house twitter account is leaning into the dark MAGA aesthetic a lot recently.

Reckon it would be fun to be homeless, especially in the summer. Just drink cider in the park all day, take in the sun... sounds lush.

>>>83084334
4chan cuckservatives refuse to admit it, but Thatcher is to blame for all of it. Sold every industry that actually made shit, then she started the immigrant flooding, so the only jobs left are doing pointless spreadsheet bollocks in some shithole office, or deliveroo

Whenever they talk about "growth", they literally mean bringing in more brown people to work in sweatshop conditions like we're China or India, that's what they want Britain to be, a sweatshop but where we all have smartphones

wish i could savings neet forever. back min waging. social skills degraded to the point that im basically another species. only work ethic is keeping me left mostly alone

>>83084424
youre retarded and thatcher was based

>>83084420
Hang out in crackie gardens and wait for veitch to put you on youtube...yeah sounds great mate.

if thatcher hadn't fucked the mines you could get away with part time down the pit, maybe 2 12 hr shifts a week as it would have to be alright pay if it existed now due to the danger but no, 40 in the call centre or bar work.

Weird liquid dripping from ceiling. What could it be?

this is for you maggie
x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sEX02P64Nc

I want to put my erect penis actually INSIDE a woman's vagina as deep as I can, then pull it out very slightly, and then put it back in, and then repeat that very quickly hundreds or even thousands of times.

I want this so much, I can't get the idea out of my head.

Watching Wald's new India vlog. Oh aye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BMu6Vv8Cvw

>>83084467
You seen the documentary about the India poo-throwing festival lad?

Will unironically radicalise a lot of people, thank goodness.

>>83084478
Indians are getting the last laugh though? They're the UK's biggest group of land lords. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>>83084466
I want to bend over a 20 year old and creampie her pussy. To not have anything, not even some old hag with barely any pussy grip is so depressing to think about.

Do you reckon Arch Linux lass has sex?

>>83084457
The pink slime from ghostbusters 2

>>83084504
Meaty arse

Just necked that waccies me. Corr just what the woctor ordered.

The man of many dollies

Women just don't get it. Men need sex. Without it they turn into misogynistic men. Imagine telling a woman you can't have makeup anymore. It's not necessary, just like sex, but many women can't leave the house without makeup on.

What's the cheapest way of feeding yourself? I need to save a lot of money for private reasons, just wondering what's the most cost effective way of keeping myself fed

>>83084541
Buy some shoes you fucking retard.

>>83084516
She's a woman, so yes. Probably a lot.

Indians seem like friendly people to be fair.

It's a shame their only interactions with Westerners are wealthy tourists and vloggers.

Evening lads, or as we say in Britain, as-salamu alaykum

If sex isn't necessary for men, then me not working ever should be socially acceptable. All I want is a bit of casual sex every now and then. Sex shouldn't cost anything.

>>83084442
When Farage is elected immigration will get even higher, I promise you.

>23:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnIQFI1pYLM

Okay, but like, why did he say it like that XD?

>>83084564
india is notorious for gangrape and pooing in the street

not very friendly to me

>>83084562
She would upset her simps if she started talking about her relationships and sex life.

>>83084579
I don't personally like Farage very much and I'm sceptical Reform will do much overall, but I doubt this will be the case.

>>83084556
No. I can't afford any shoes. I wear multiple socks if I decide to go on a night walk.

>government to reconsider compensation for millions of women born in 50s over pension dispute
kek, they just can't stop themselves from being financially incontinent

>>83084554
Beans on bread

>>83084554
It's possible to eat only potatoes for an extended period of time without harming your health.

>>83084683
It's fucking wrong women were able to retire earlier until more recently. Fuck foids wanting an easier life than men. They already have it.

>>83084647
It 100% absolutely will. That's the entire plan. That's the goal. More immigrants = lower wages = more profits for the scum fuckers in charge.

Who knows what will happen when people realise they fell for another enormous lie.

>>83084554
Maybe bulk ramen?
https://tradewindsorientalshop.co.uk/collections/noodles-instant-2

This one is 40 packets for 9.95, that's 24.8p per meal:
https://tradewindsorientalshop.co.uk/collections/noodles-instant-2/products/indomie-chicken-curry-flavour-instant-noodles-40-packets

Just want to put my penis in the smelly hole

Just need to rip a good ripe fart in bed and then go to sleep

think I've had sex with as many as a dozen different women

Nobody can make me work. I will claim benefits for my mental health. What are you going to do about it? Nothing. Fuck working. Only men that get sex should work.

>>83084810

Women are incapable of truly caring for themselves, that is why they must be protected by men. In essence, you are basically a women, so I am okay with protecting and providing for you. You just can't turn me down when I want a go on your tight sissy boipussy

>>83084873
He is entirely Fem-Coded, I agree. He'd make excellent bum meat for a man who is prepared to go out there and make things happen.

>>83084873
I'm not a twink anymore. You would not want my hairy arse.

Still regret not shagging that blokes wife after they invited me to their place at a party when i was 21. She was about 6ft and he was 5ft 5 and very creepy, I think he was her cameraman, they were both in their 30's.
I thought id be too drunk to perform, shame, she was pretty in a mommy schoolteacher way.

>>83084940
Very depressing to find out how many 'normal' couples are into hotwife/cuckold type shit. I'm pretty sure my parents did it too for a bit.

>>83084952
People get a bit weird when they are couples.

>>83084921
Meh. Are you fat?

>>83084952
Everyone in the western world has been judaised to a certain degree.

>Another day in Starmer's socialist paradise! 1,000 jobs A DAY

Another day in Starmer's socialist paradise! 1,000 jobs A DAY

>>83084952
my theory is it's just the normie version of like leather BDSM bondage and painful stuff you know. they think all that's a bit weird but it's "naughty" to just be promiscuous, so they end up shagging in lay bys while a bunch of other saddos watch. their entire idea of sexual adventure is tied to the number of different people you've done it with

>>83084671
No you don't you larping twat.

>>83085008
No no no you don't get it this is all the fault of a woman who was last in power 35 years ago.

>>83084671
Very sorry to hear that lad. If you have a PO box I'll send you a pair of shoes when I get some cash.

friend's having her friend visit the UK next week. said i can come along and that they'd be having a night in a hotel

don't want to ask if it's a sex thing but i think it's a sex thing. i'm just going to assume it isn't a sex thing. i don't really want it to be a sex thing but if it is a sex thing i won't say no

No socks
No shoes
No future.

>>83085123
Is this friend of hers also a woman?

>>83085123

get some knob pills sorted first lad, don't want another case of performance anxiety like with the escorts do we

Few games of Fortnite then I'm off to beddingtons. Feel tired af now.

>>83085230
>get some knob pills sorted first lad
if only you knew

>>83085267
how was voIuntary work, de lid

It's actually quite comforting how Sean barely gets any (you)s these days.

>>83085289
Coorrrr lad you must have one fucked up cock

Calling it 'voluntary work' to try and differentiate it from just normal work (which is itself voluntary anyway) is such a massive cope from the NEETs. I know they pride themselves on fIgHtInG tHe SyStEm and claiming to not work, but putting the word 'voluntary' in front of it doesn't make it not work lol. Face it, NEETs lost.

>>83085310
i think my cock's fine i just have really bad performance anxiety and i really like drugs

>my cock's fine it just doesn't get hard when I'm in a sexual encounter
...ummm...

>>83085351
my cock doesn't get hard because i'll have put a slug of coke up my nose de lad but if it makes you feel any better you can think about how fucked up my cock is x

>>83085332
I volunteer at a food bank and I don't have to pay for any of the food I take from there. I spend maybe three hours doing various fun little jobs and the wuppas are all on tap.. Saves me hundreds and hundreds of pounds. First pick off the Waitrose and Marks and Spencers donations might not be for you, but they're most definitely for me. Had a lovely Waitrose ragu for my tea and now tucking into a Marks and Spencers fish pie if that's alright with you? Get dozens of these a week and it is LUSH.
Top PIP and motobility car my leeed.

>>83085364
Your cock being fucked up from drugs doesn't mean it isn't fucked up. Sorry lad, my cock works just fine.

>>83085377
>various fun little jobs
Do go on lad, what are the fun little jobs at the food bank?

>>83085397
>Making hampers
>Talking to service users
>Writing recipes
>Listening to my music when I deliver a few food parcels.

It LUSH and petrol all paid by the charity. Stay seething lil' Wagie.

Anyone else waiting for their parents to die?

They're both vaxxed but still alive sadly.

>>83085292

Got called off a little earlier than usual due to the weather but I got me new free high-vis jacket so I was happy.

>>83084379
nope, I decided recently to stay a virgin instead of seeing an escort. Its just spiritually wrong to me to lose my virginity like that.

>>83085334

It's always good to have that reassurance innit. Plus when you're wankered on booze/coke/speed and couldn't cum if your life depended on it, but these bad boys have you up fucking (or gooning lets face it) all night, that's heavenly that is

Good old doss session tonight. Playing on a New York map.

>>83085542
my only plans for future financial stability when all bennies and the state pension are relegated to history under lord and saviour Farage, is to inherit my mum and dad's house and sell it

Hope they don't die too soon though cause I'd spend it all on drugs

>>83085542
No when my mum dies I'll have to move into my council flat. Which isn't terrible but I prefer living with mum because I don't have to cook/do laundry etc

Sir Kier Starmer, gentlemen.

In that beddingtons me. Up early in the morning so need me sleeps.

Sad cunts waiting for their parents to die. Pathetic

Imagine not having financial stability and not being able to support your parents when they're old and sick

>>83084379
I would if I'm ever single again but I'm in a long term stable relationship

>>83085839
>Imagine not having financial stability and not being able to support your parents when they're old and sick

yeah it's shit, isn't it. i'd have like this too.

as it stands, i'm just... waiting for them to die. brother has sprogs so we'll probably decide he can have the house. posthumously since it's always been a "that goes to both of yous" thing, dafuq do i want with a house? just give me a larger proportion of any money/assets so i can pay rent and buy drugs.

been off /britfeel/ 2-3 days (i think) with some mad fever/constipation/UTI combo.

normally would catch up with the whole threads (and maybe i will) but could i get a QRD of any happenings, just this once?

>>83085958
>any happenings
HHL got a free hi-vis jacket

medically need a takeaway since i've had nothing to eat. so it's for medical purposes.

i suspect this English-name driver will be straight to mine without any fuss. biased subsystems design to foster racial hatred.

well sorry, programmers, i know you're all into that shite now. but it won't work on me (unless it's programmed to anticipate me in some way, in which case, yeah, it probably will).

>>83086010
outstanding stuff. brings a tear to my eye.

i still remember when he first start volunteering and got his first one. he's come so far.

corrr Dave had 'one stop on the way' for a split second. he obviously saw my likely-white-English name and then changed the route to get me food first.

this is the opposite of that previous guy. Dave can never know my feelings for him. Dave needs to assume i'm on his side until i've gotten my burger and chips.

Back from the ultra womfy nightride aren't i X

Ruthmong, I'll buy you some shoes. I'm serious.

>>83085958
escortlad still messaging the escort the he couldn't get it up with, who never replies to him

dire nightguard

Cheapy lidl cider + pinch salt + 2 pinch cinnamon + half tsp honey + splash squeezed oj = FOOKIN LUSH

fucks sake, fuck lorrying, dont do it

Phwoar good foodington this was
X

comfy night hours

>>83086817
Alcohol just isn't comfy. Dunno why anyone would want their life to be a cycle of hangovers and cravings while their body fights to filter out literal poison regularly. Just have an energy drink or a cuppa and some snacks.

>>83087270
Three or four ciders can be comfy, long as you have a meal and something soft with it when you're done. don't get the ones that blackout on spirits and that though, that's not for me personally. It's okay if you don't enjoy alcohol, would be boring if we were all the same innit?

>>83087270
energy drinks are poison too imo desu senpai

alri my lads, im off to bed, have a good /nightguard/ and ill be back for more nob chatting tomorrow

>>83086284
corr good kittingtonshire

>>83087613
*pisses on your pillow*

did 120mg of codine tonight corr stopped breathing for a bit me
no poos for me tomorrow haha

Poor polish asmr lass must be broke again. If only I could sell videos of me trying on shoes to men.

What part of her body is just this part of the body? Make it make sense. If a female is really that desperate they'd be showing what we all went to see.

>>83087745
>120mg
>stopped breathing for a bit
How low is your tolerance lmao, did you start using codeine last week?
>no poos
Just take a laxative like sennokot before going to sleep. You really don't want to risk faecal impaction.

>>83086336
I don't fucking need shoes. It won't get me far in life.

For me, it's pregabalin. The most womfortable medication. Used to be a massive cokehead but had to stop due to health reasons.

>>83087805
i'm not a junkie i do it like once a month. people doing substances all the time are sad

>>83087853
drugs are pointless imo

Imagine being born a pretty female and knowing you have an easy life ahead of you.

>>83087870
What are some better ways to spend your time?

>>83087745
dnm?

Females complain their life is hard. This is total BULLSHIT. They just want it even easier.

Shut the fuck up you mong you have the easiest life of us all

>>83088230
No I don't. I don't get sex or any future.

>>83088102
>They just want it even easier.
So do you

>>83088275
All I want is some fucking sex and a sustainable future.

>>83088309
Become the female you were meant to be

>>83088388
It's far too late for that lad. I want my penis in a vagina.

>>83088309
>All I want is some fucking sex
Book an escort
>a sustainable future
Get a job

>>83088430
>escort
No, real sex and love.

>get a job
No point competing for so few jobs. Better off on disability and not having to pay ridiculous rent in the future.

>>83088442
Get a gf and go back to school so you can get a good job

Morning lads.
Gone 25 days without porn now.

>>83088522
Can't get gf without being a successful man. Don't really know what I'd do learning. It's all fucked now anyway.

>>83088618
Become an investment banker

Beddingberg o'clock is it
X

>>83088652
GET A JOB YOU LAZY MONG

>>83088658
No. I am too depressed to ever work.

What are some signs an escorts profile is actually being managed by a pimp?

What the fuck does she see in him?

>>83088692
Quick response time

>>83088700
He's probably fun to be around and supports her emotionally.

How am I supposed to get a job for fuck sake? Fuck off. You pay for my mental health. I didn't get to enjoy life when I were younger. It's only fucking right the government pays me to stop me lashing out at society. Prisoners cost more to house than me. Fuck you all.

>>83088731
Nah I think she watched a lot of BBC porn from a young age and that set her mind to wanting a BBC to satisfy her every night.

If you beat the AI, then you go up against female HR who will see your male name and probably pick a female candidate. You can't even get a good job these days as a man. They want you to work in the warehouse until you die because they know women will never do shit jobs. So I am not going to fucking work.

>>83088757
Why are there lots of women in the warehouse I work at then

>>83088739
Women don't watch porn. Some of them read erotica but that's about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JD5TVQ_xU

Ruthmong in 10 years.

>>83088739
Women don't watch porn. You don't know this because you haven't talked to a woman that wasn't a relative in over 15 years.

>>83088773
There aren't when I see them on youtube audit videos. Maybe the occasional manager...that's not quite the same.

>Reject. Without. Email.

The only thing I ever needed to see to confirm that it's all pointless. We all knew it. They knew we knew it. We knew they knew we knew it. So now I'm just not going to bother.

>>83088792
>youtube audit videos

Weren't you supposed to start auditing? Like 2 years ago. What happened?

>>83088782
He just seems to have the mind of 9 year old. I don't think it's right still, though. I would never meet anyone under the age of consent.

>>83088785
I remember in school some girls showed me BBC porn on the computer despite adult content being blocked. They definitely do look at porn.

>>83088798
He realised he'd need to
>Buy a camera
>Buy shoes
>Go outside
>Talk to people
>Confront men who are taller than he is
And decided yeah that's not for me x

>>83088810
Nah that's just a thing that kids do at school. They find some innocuous phrase that you can Google where one of the pics that comes up in the results gets past the filter and haha look sexo on the school computer isn't that funny teehee x.
But women don't actually watch porn lad.

>>83088798
Police kept arresting me and they took my stuff as someone made out I was following them in the night. I think they deleted the video too when I got it back. I don't like my stuff taken and them asking for password.

>>83088812
I'm not afraid of anyone. They fucking hate it when you start filming them after they want a fight kek.

>>83088832
What a LARP.

>>83088846
Sheltered twat, you think the police are your friends?

Let's move /britfeel/ to /int/ for a couple of days

>>83088851
>Sheltered twat
You of all people calling anyone sheltered. You never leave the fucking house.

>>83088727
Well the one I saw responded fast for literally every message up until 2 weeks ago.
Wonder what changed.

>>83088872
You being a stalker.

>>83088846
No it true. The bitch waited until after the interview and no solicitor anymore to ask me to provide password to the recording device. She was so hoping to find something.

>>83088872
>Wonder what changed
Only one way to find out

>>83088880
How was I being a stalker?

I didn't send her constant messages. I sent 4 over the space of 9 days. I was polite in each one.

Is double messaging really that bad? I'm honestly asking here.

>sheltered
It's not some excessively sheltered thing to have never interacted with the police, it's just... normal.

Absolutely retarded state overreach.

>>83088894
>Is double messaging really that bad? I'm honestly asking here.

Yes. It comes across as creepy, desperate and makes you look like a risk to them. They are paid whores, they expect men to move on quickly not fall in love.

>>83088881
You have no idea how the police work.

>>83088894
>I sent 4 over the space of 9 days. I was polite in each one.
Are you Indian? I'm not asking maliciously I'm honestly curious.

Well that's 8am, time to start the morning.

hope anon doesn't go all ralphie on that whore

>>83088942
Alright. I'll keep that in mind for future reference. I wish I'd known before.

>>83088956
No, white with blue eyes.

Funny how Ruthmong is always up so early

>>83088792
Maybe because they are inside working, and they only send the manager out to deal with the audit spacker

Morning de lats
And a muurning de lats
It my birthday today
Woooowwww 31 years old
Wooowww
What an experience
Every day we above ground is a great day

Not in my top ten nights sleep that's for certain, late to get to sleep early to wake. Not feeling too bad thoughbeit, got a long exciting day of toil ahead of me, once I muster up the guster to get dressed and drive in.

How much do auditors on youtube make?

Got that hair transplant today. Thanks for funding my surgery, wagies :)

>>83089181
>Got that hair transplant
Proof?

>>83085958
>been off /britfeel/ 2-3 days (i think) with some mad fever/constipation/UTI combo

I'm afraid you didn't follow the correct absence reporting procedure Anon, I'm going to have to mark this as unauthorised absence. You will not receive your bennies for those shifts. I'm scheduling a meeting with your job coach for next week where we can discuss your future with /britfeel/.

>>83089118

Have a good day lad, hope the lass you fancy is wearing something skimpy today and the boss can't be arsed so you get to doss about, sending you my love <3 Day off for me today, so I've slept in and had a nice wank. Always feels all the better to have a lie in until 8-9 when I've been up at 5 for toil all week.

>>83089181
Get them disability bennies increased lad. We don't have to find a job. That's what immigration is for.

>>83087746
Ah, the "I'm not a whore if I reframe and rationalise it to myself enough" method.

>>83088931
>He says whilst presumably living in Britain.

>>83084363 (OP)
I loved that cartoon as a kid, the animation still looks gorgeous and the all-star voice cast really elevates it. For me, its the late Rik Mayall as Toad, though Palin, Gambon and Owen all turn in noteworthy performances that bring the characters to life.

>>83089357
Terrible lad, the only fit girl (I work in IT) in the office left last month. Now it's all men, one old lesbian and a spotty project manager. Since the company is engineering there's also hardly any women at all here, I've barely got an opportunity to be distracted by skirts.

>>83089443
My sympathies mate, I'm one of the driver lads so the only lass I have at work is my satnav.

I wish we didn't have locked down devices because imagine if I uploaded a nice AI gf onto it and I could drive about and pretend I'm in a spaceship delivering space deliveries talking to her like she's the horny spaceship computer

Listening to my anime tunes on the work from home grind. Blurred eyesight because of computer screens. It not right at all. It's so bad that when it's bright outside my eyes are too sensitive and I can hardly see a few feet in front of me corrr. Ignoring the letters from the opticians feel. Whatever.

>>83089375
Yeah she does this weird rationalising shit. She must know about the footmongs out there.

>>83089464
You more of a top or a bottom lad? Or do you switch it up depending on the sort of lad you're tumbling with?

>>83089459
Sounds like a nice comfy time that lad, horny robot computer and space delivery driver go on adventures together.

>>83089484
Don't like these questions but before somebody else answers for me and misdirects. The latter. I mean middle.

If I was shagging Chika I'd let him top. I'm nice like that.

too many mongs at work, might have to go NEET again

>>83089515
Love you how you can just pick and choose when you work in this country. It LUSH.

I wonder what type polish lass has. In an ideal world, it would be a nice line. Realistically it's probably a bit meaty but only when bent over.

>>83089504
Umm based much?

You wish you were HHL

LMAO a Wes Streeting leadership coup placeholder website has been set up yesterday:
https://www.wesforleader.com/

Starmer's facing a lot of internal pressure ahead of the budget. What do we reckon the odds are he'll still be PM in 6 months time?

I could go for a drink in a York pub every day and they'd be none the wiser.

You wish you lived in a care home

>>83089555
Been calling that for ages, Streeting is an absolute snake. He's kidding himself if he thinks membership will go for a fat smug Phones4U manager looking faggot like him over Chadny Burnham though.

>>83085542
A little bit, but I think it will be grim doing funeral planning etc

>>83089555
Having a fudge packer as PM will be even more blackpilling than having a jeet

>>83089494
tfw born too young to be a space driver on that Weyland Yutani grind ;_;

44 years old and still living with his dad. No social skills, no visitors. Obviously that means no sex. It's no wonder men eventually break and batter their dad with a hammer. Society failed him. Grim.

>"I believe my autism may have played a part."
>He feels isolated. He has no visitors, no calls, no social skills to speak to anyone. The only person he did have in his life was his father.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/man-battered-dad-89-hammer-32850148

>>83089647
He can let other world leaders do him up the arse for trade deals.

>>83089655

jesus though, imagine you and your dad are both old cunts and you're still getting told to tidy your room instead of spending all day down the pub watching footy bashing gear together

his father failed him

>>83089655
Looks like ruthmong.

Ruth's tuppence xxxx

I had a weird dream last night, I think it should have been a nightmare, but I didn't feel distressed. I put a handcuff through somebody's neck, then closed the handcuff.
Mental, as I woke up, though that was weird, then went straight back to sleep.

>>83089655
Sex isn't a human right

>>83089672
I don't drink. That lad likes his vodka. Definitely why I am against alcohol. It would make me a bad person.

>>83089666
The father enabled him. Should've chucked him out years ago and put him in a care home for poor mental capacity.

Human sex isn't right

Honest question for incel type lads. Do you think that someone like this man>>83089655 "deserves" pussy?

If so, why?

>>83089693
It is a social need. Not getting laid is a huge reason why so many men end up hating women. It's just a natural, traumatic response.

>>83089691
I was having some really distressing dreams last night, woke up a bit sweaty and anxious. Can't remember what they were about now though. Think it might have been about some people I didn't like when I was a kid.

Went for a really massive piss then, so I think it must have my bladder straining with about a pint of urine that caused it

I actually keep a hammer under my pillow but that's for emergencies only.

>>83089717

Dunno, I've got laid loads and I still hate women. Hating women is just a rational response to women being women desu.

Men who say they don't hate women are lying, they do, they just know better than to let anybody know they do.

>>83089715
Men are superior to women

Ruthmong the eunuch

>>83089672
A white version since ruthmong is turkish.

>>83089738
Everyone is superior to you mate, you pathetic little eater

>>83089655
>>83089666
It's honestly impressive how you lot refuse to take personal accountability. Worse than women honestly

>>83089715
I don't know if that was a factor in his eventual decline. What woman would want an ugly man like that anyway? Even ugly women want handsome men.

Ugh can incels just fuck off pls

Ruthmong with some fresh new shoezone kicks would slay pussy.

>>83089715
No, I think violent criminals should be immediately killed instead.

>>83089731
I love women desu. Obviously some of them can be cunts but on average they are far better than men, and the women who are great are life changing angels

Turkey is 3 hours ahead. British expats live there?

>>83089751

The only people more accountable that you in your life are your parents. Your parents are the ones who were supposed to teach you HOW to take personal accountability.

>>83089690
It lush. I'd like to see it.

>>83089731
If you hate all women you've been filtered. Some women are evil, others are fine, all need managing. If you can't manage your woman you don't deserve to have one. They're not your mum and love is never unconditional, you have to keep them interested and it's hard work, but that's life.

>>83089767
Oh yeah me too mate, me too, they're great aren't they? With their hair and their faces and all that. *wink wink*

>>83089751
>you lot
You're in the thread as well, which means YOU are included in YOU LOT.
Just here to wind posters up?

>>83089784
>all need managing

there you go see, you do hate them. you have just developed a way of dealing with said hatred, as we all must if we wish to retain some sanity

>>83089775
How old you are lad? Still on the parent blaming grind? Don't you think it's time you took responsibility for your own life?

>>83089721
Dreams are mad af at times. Can't believe there are some people that don't dream.

>>83089796
Love me wife, love me sister, love me mam. They'll get away with what they're allowed to get away with. Doesn't mean I hate them, I just know them. Very different eggs.

>>83089753
>Even ugly women want handsome men
And ugly men want pretty blondes with big tits. What do they actually get?

>>83089799

My parents successfully taught me personal accountability. I am fortunate. That's why I live independently, have a job, own my home, have a gf, the lot.

It's like if you don't train your dog properly though, if it shits on the carpet you've only yourself to blame. Parents who didn't raise their kid right are the problem.

>>83089796
Men need managing as well desu

>>83089785
>With their hair and their faces
AND THEIR TITS AND FANNIES WAHEEEY

>>83089814
Well yeah I agree with that, and I think yoofs running around stabbing each other ought to have their parents strung up for doing such a shit job. That being said, not gonna let all the boxroom mongs get away with blaming their parents for their situations when they could easily take steps to improve their lot in life. Nobody is going to do it for them and sitting around whining about how it isn't fair isn't going to skin that particular cat.

>>83089819
Love a good fanny me, and tits. Mad about tits.

>>83089793
Obviously I wasn't referring to every single poster in the thread you mong. I think there is a sizeable minority of pathetic incels here who do nothing with their lives and blame everyone else for their problems (women, their parents, society, etc.)

The rest of the thread is made up of relatively functional lads who are maybe a bit autistic or odd

>>83089805
I had a wet dream last night but I don't remember what it was. Sad

Ruthmong is your name Mehmet?

>>83089844
Don't call me autistic or odd lad, I'm just...oh yeah a bit autistic and odd. Forgot about that. As you were.

>>83089812
An ugly, obese woman can still at least get laid by a handsome man.

>>83089852
I have a British-origin name.

>>83089844
So why not say some? Mong. If you didn't mean it, why type it? Mong. Say what you mean. Mong. Make it clear what you mean. Mong. Don't lash out at others for things you say. Mong.
Don't insult me, you said it. Be clearer. Mong.

drugs are in lads, waheeeey, gonna be posting some choons later on when I've had a few lines me, prepare yourselves

>>83089864
Will you ever show us your flag on /int/?

I hear Gibraltar is lovely this time of year

Parse the sentence carefully. 'British-origin name' and 'British name' are two distinct things. You can be a foreigner and have a 'British-origin' name. Like a Turk called John or whatever.

>>83089872
Corrrrr someone woke up on the wrong side of the single bed this morning.

>>83089905
My parents gave me an Icelandic name. I've no Icelandic ancestors (famly tree has been rooted here for 100's of years, going back way before uncle Isaac, and he was knocking about in the was mid 1600's.

>the wrong side of the single bed
Corrr good subtle trolling diss

>>83089922
Alright Sven how's it goin alright?

>>83089922
Mine gave me a russian name, grim grim grim

>>83089932
Alright Igor how's it goin alright?

>>83089911
He did call me a mong. Do I not get the opportunity to reply in kind?
Also, double bed, I sleep in the middle of it.
No need for projection lad.
>>83089925
Not that subtle, he's trying to be mean again, oh all by yourself, all alone in bed. Kek.

>>83089941
I mean yeah it's pretty obvious but I found it funny. Can you complain about insults when you are doing the same though?

>>83089941
I don't sleep in a single bed lad, I sleep in a racing car, do you?

>>83089922
Yep exactly, proves my point. The Shoeless Turk may have been given a British name but that doesn't mean he isn't Turkish.

>>83089931
>Alright Sven
Ja
>>83089947
No, I don't drive.

>>83089944
>Can you complain about insults when you are doing the same though?
Yep, it's allowed, I checked the rules before I replied.

>>83089947
I sleep in a big bed with my wifeberg.

He could just post his british flag on /int/. It's literally that easy, takes 5 seconds.

>>83089974
he is even too stupid to find a british VPN lol

chika dolly and ruthmong dolly kind of day is it, king?

Honestly wonder what's going on with the escort I saw. She keeps changing her availability on her AW profile all the time. She was originally available all this week, now she's not available until the 19th. Think she might be a bit of a basket case tbqh. Unless she's found a wealthy provider lol.

I want to move on from her but I keep getting this stupid notion she'll message again at some point.

Don't worry, I won't message her again, at least not for a good few weeks.

>>83089992
Man alive, you really are a stalker.

>>83089992
Fuck off with this stupid gimmick, BN

Fucking Haru Urara up her arse.

>>83089965
Alright Homer? How's the wife?

The ASMRist stalker
The Escort stalker
XDDDDDD

>>83090009
How am I? I'm not doing anything IRL, I'm not that retarded.
I'm more curious at this point.

>b..but i'm not doing anything wrong
lole

>>83090045
I'm literally not though. Sending a polite message isn't doing anything wrong.

Haha what if I spam the same boring rubbish and pretend to be a complete moron for (Yous) xddddd.
Pathetic stuff really. You think your larps arent following the same pattern and therefore easy to spot? Because they are. Sorry!

>>83090051
Just like all the [personality] is a nonce spam he did/does

Just like all the [personality] is bald spam he did/does

Just like all the [personality] is (age) spam he did/does

5 more sleeps then I get to find out just how fucked I am. Ooo, it's soooo exiting. In 2 minds whether to take a pregab the night before, it relives the anxiety, but I need to be on the ball for this appointment, so I'm really not sure. Might split a 300mg, and just have 50mg of it. Or, go hardcore, take nothing the night before, and have 300mg in the afternoon when I get back on Monday.

>>83090064
Yeah cringe innit. Although without the nonsense, the thread could be a lot more boring.

>>83090071
And his masterful bait and twolling
>Questions your appearance/age/build/height/weight/sexuality/emotional state/income/living arrangements/living conditions/relationship status

>>83090082
For me it's the old
>Questions [thing] regarding Personality
>Replies to self "confirming" the thing, pretending to be another poster
>Replies to reply trying to dispute thing, pretending to be Personality
Entire fake conversations about nothing, it's like he thinks he's so clever for pre-empting the response he's going to get. Wow you pre-empted a response by someone you are le trolling based on the 50 previous times you have done this? Wow so intelligent. So funny.

The Wapanese love their horse girls.

>>83090082
>>83090106
NTA but looks like he's got you all riled up

>>83090119
wouldn't mind fucking one of them umamusumoos

Socialism, amarite.

ugh i suffer from heartburn a lot recently, i hate being old af

>>83090152
You ready for the incoming famine? Can't wait to go around killing everyone's cats and dogs to fill me belly.

>>83090165
>You ready for the incoming famine
Yes, I can fish and hunt.
Are you ready?

>>83090172
You won't be allowed to fish and hunt

Some lovely British names here
>Mohamed Arafe, 19, (Syrian): Six child sexual exploitation charges and one count of sexual assault. He also faces two counts over the supply of cocaine and ecstasy.
>Sina Omari, 20, (Iranian): Two counts of rape; five child sexual exploitation charges; two counts of making an indecent photo of a child; two counts over the supply of cocaine and ecstasy.
>Wadie Sharaf, 21, (Syrian): One count of rape; one count of attempted rape; three counts of sexual assault; one count of sexual activity with a child.
>Hussain Bashar, 19, (British): One count of rape.
>Mohammed Kurdi, 21 (British): Two counts of rape; two child sexual exploitation charges; two counts over the supply of ecstasy and cannabis.
https://news.sky.com/story/seven-men-charged-with-more-than-40-offences-as-police-investigate-child-sexual-exploitation-in-bristol-13468915

>>83090195
wadie the sharif
but wadie not the deputy

666 with a princess streak

>>83090194
I wasn't "allowed" to be walking around and venture out in public during the coof lockdowns, yet I did.
Not "allowed" to fish without a loicense, yet I did.
Not "allowed" to drive without a loicense, yet I... Nah I don't really, because I don't know how to drive.

>>83090195
Nothing compared to the crimes Shippy has committed

>>83090106
The poor lad has nothing to contribute to a thread except his self learned thread routines, gimmicks, bait and being multiple posters and personalities he's created or hijacked. Sad life.

tempted to buy a leather jacket

Me british me is

Am british

British british

British that me

Tempted to fuck a horse girl.

Why british talk like that

Why british talk stupid

>>83090267
Sorry mate unless you've inherited it from a dodgy uncle or estranged father and it's older than you are and stinks like tobacco and sweat then you're going to look like a poseur and a plonker wearing your gay leather jacket

It's daaaa jackeeetttt

Spamspastics shitting the thread up yet again.

Got to go out today to the INR clinic. Not happy. Might get brother to take me to McDonald's on the way back, after all why not?

>>83090483
Oh bosh off ya soggy crumpet

>be me
>have shit broadband that d/cs multiple times a day for 30 odd seconds before coming back on
>upgrade to fiber broadband
>it doesn't improve
>if anything, its worse now

I hate PlusNet so much its fucking unreal.

>dentist gives high fluoride toothpaste on prescription
>on universal credit so prescriptions are free
>rotate 2 different nhs dentists and ask for a new prescripiton when im out of toothpaste

Free toothpaste hack for UC claimers. I'll never pay for toothpaste again.

>>83090483
And you're reading all their posts

>>83090480
Richie was such a fucking cunt

in my bedcastle now, nobody can hurt me here

Wes FAGing is tipped to be the next labour leader if there's a leadership coup in the next few months, not having no bum boy as my prime minister no not me

>>83090616
>he forgets about Kweir's love for young Ukranian rent boys.

Uber delivery is apparently on a bicycle, what are the chances he's actually in a car and just dodging the business insurance requirements

Fucking mental that 90% of prescriptions are given free of charge. Not even a superficial flat fee to recoup at least a modest amount of the money. Nope, just straight up 'free' (aka taxpayer funded).

On the odd occasion I've needed a prescription, the pharmacist has almost been caught off-guard when I say I pay for my prescriptions. They know I could just say something, anything, and get it for free, they wouldn't ask questions. I could say I'm a carer or I'm a diabetic or something and just get everything free.

The country really cannot continue like this where massive parts of the economy are just fake. It all comes crashing down eventually when reality reasserts itself.

>>83090639
Check the plate against the motability checker lad. Technically motability cars are not allowed to be used for commercial purposes LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah right!

White women prefer black men. Not for marriage, but for sex. Only reason it isn't more common is because different groups tend to self segregate. Young black men who are mixed in with whites though, have no trouble ever getting a girlfriend or easy sex. The only reason literally every white woman hasn't been blacked is due to a lack of black men in her immediate vicinity.

>>83090640
If everybody had to pay for prescriptions it would generate tens of billions of pounds per year.

>>83090640
As a NEET on universal credit
>I dont have to pay for prescriptions
>I dont have to travel anywhere, so 0 transport expenses
>I dont have to pay any income tax
>I dont have to pay for NHS dentistry

Seriously how do wagies exist? Even if they make more money than me they probably have less disposable after all of the aforementioned expenses. Your literally slaving for less money and less quality of life than NEETs. Lmfao

>>83090568
Seems like quite a lot of work to avoid spending 3 quid every two months

>>83090656
I'm not even opposed to there being SOME exceptions, but they have to be real exceptions. The current system is basically just an honesty box, and we've seen how low-trust YooKay copes with those...

Just like how motability has gone from a well-intentioned scheme where genuinely movement-restricted disabled people can get cars for their relatives and carers to drive them around in to providing Turkish barbers with BMWs and propping up 25% of the domestic car market. Or how the benefits system has gone from a well-intentioned scheme to provide temporary no-frills income for people between jobs to a sprawling statutory obligation to provide millions of people capable of working with a lifetime guaranteed income that rivals young professional salaries (tax free) and accounts for 11% of GDP. The free prescriptions scheme is just out of control now. If you want free prescriptions in this country you get them, regardless of if you can actually pay for them just fine.

Year after year it's just more discretionary spending that has to be accounted for. More squeezing of the few remaining productive people and businesses. Increasing obfuscation of actual market signals to optimise distribution of resources. The UK economy is fake. Products determined by regulation, goods allocated by statutory entitlement, prices distorted by caps, subsidies and means testing.

>>83090656
Could start with Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland having to pay. Everyone in those countries get free NHS prescriptions, it's only the English that pays for them. National insurance tax is the same for everyone in GB, yet only the English have to pay.
Bit weird, so it's England, that is paying for the NHS and providing that service free to other countries?

>>83089992
He's still obsessed with his first escort, Jesus fucking Christ. She was right to ghost you. Bullet dodged.

bennies are great
bennies are affordable
its all lies and bullshit
just a scapegoat that british people have very easily fallen for
problem really is just pointless spending and immigration, thats it

>>83090640
>They know I could just say something, anything, and get it for free, they wouldn't ask questions.
I went for an eye test recently and the guy asked if I pay for my precriptions. Thought he was lowkey telling man I look like a bennymong so I coughed up. Fuck sake. Could have got me specs for free la. Last time I'm honest about that.

>>83090560
You probably have something wrong with your line that only BT can repair. I have having the same issue.

bennies are two tier btw generally
any measures to reduce it or make it harder will largely only apply to whites and people already here
immigrants and illegals will be unaffected mostly
claimants treated like shit usually too
furthermore we have one of the lowest paying welfare states in europe and spending on it has been largely stable for 20 years when you adjust for gdp or whatever the fuck it was
if you whinge about benefits, well done nigger, you fell for it
>yeah the problem is poors on benefits so we need to cut them off even if it means mass homeless
rip to your property values and your high street among other things
homeless people are actually very expensive in various direct and indirect ways btw
and youd still be paying benefits for foreigners and still be replaced by immigration
did you know that the vast majority of people who will benefit from removing the two child cap on bennies, are foreign? largely muslim infact. the same government that wants to effectively eliminate disability benefits for everyone who isnt paraplegic (This would have been the result had their proposals not been watered down, and may still happen next round), wants to throw more benefits at foreigns with like 6 kids by removing the cap. what does that tell you? read my post again if you dont understand

anti bennies = anti white

>>83090640
>90% of prescriptions are given free of charge.
Wait... WHAT?! Like not even the 9.90 flat fee? How is that possible?

>>83090640
>>83090656
>>83090688
Last time I went opticians I got spun when the guy asked if I pay for my prescriptions, lowkey man thought he was saying I looked like a bennymong so I paid up. Fuck sake. Could have got me spec for free la, last time I'm honest about that.

>>83090747
>>83090772
Um, lad? You alright mate?

>>83090640
Where are you getting that information from?
90% of people aren't on benefits. And the people that don't work aren't all needing more prescriptions.

>>83090772
You have to give a reason why you are exempt and they look it up. They'll chase it and make you pay if you lied.

>>83090780
Posted it twice cause I had a connection blip, not just repeating myself honest

Considering getting on that sissy hypno grindset and trying to brainwash myself into being a bottom fag for bbc so I wont have to be sad about being an incel.

>>83090780
I didn't like how I worded it so I decided to have a redo.

Just got 500 for 40 mins of work by doing some bank switches with a dummy account. The wagie is too tired after work to claim free money from bank switches. LOL thats 2 weeks of dominos sorted.

going getting my haircut, gonna be a handsome lad when i get back and i expect compliments from all of you

>>83090841
Are you gonna get one of those shit Turkish fades so you look like every Paki in Britain

>>83090791
This happened to my mum a few years ago she ticked the wrong box and had to pay a 60 pound fine.

>>83090782
Here lad, the government's own data:

https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/aligning-the-upper-age-for-nhs-prescription-charge-exemptions-with-the-state-pension-age/aligning-the-upper-age-for-nhs-prescription-charge-exemptions-with-the-state-pension-age

Go down to the 'Prescribing data' section and in the first line it says that close to 90% of the one billion prescriptions handed out in 2019 were free of charge. It's not just people on bennies that get free prescriptions, it's:
>under 16
>16-18 and in full time education
>over 65
>with a chronic health condition (including even things like diabetes; you don't just get you diabetes medicine for free, you get all prescriptions free forever regardless of use/need)
>if you (or your partner) receive: income support, JSA, ESA, pension credit, UC, NHS tax credit exemption, HC2 certificate for NHS low income scheme
>pregnant or have given birth in past 12 months
>hospital inpatient
>hold a war pension exemption certificate

Of course we will never know how many of these are genuine and how many are people who just don't want to pay 9.90 and instead say they've got diabetes or something or their partner is on JSA or whatever.

>>83090782
I understand that it seems absurd, but it is true.

>>83090853
That's insane. Considering that 75% of people work, it must be the case that those who don't use a hell of a lot of prescriptions.

>>83090853
90% of one billion = 900,000,000
900,000,000*9.90 (flat fee for prescriptions) = 8,910,000,000

So taxpayers are covering nearly nine billion fucking quid a year to give Ethel and Graham their bisoprolol and Fatima's ten kids their albuterol. Wonderful.

It not fair what happened to her

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/nov/11/nhs-trust-fined-after-woman-killed-herself-hepworth-death-trap-ward

>>83090904
The costs to the NHS for prescriptions aren't 9.90. Most prescriptions cost a few pennies to fill, and the NHS gets good arranged deals with manufacturers.

There will be some items which cost more than 9.90, perhaps 25.00 or even a lot more than that, so the NHS makes a loss even if someone pays, but it all kind of evens out since most stuff is cheaper.
But the 9.90 cost probably is set so that all the people who don't pay are covered, but it wouldn't surprise me if they just use general taxation and national NHS funding to cover it.

>>83090904
NTA, but, English tax payers are covering 100% of the bill for Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland.

>>83090921
Last year the NHS filled 1.26 billion prescriptions and net costs were 11.2 billion to obtain them. This works out to an average cost of approximately 8.90 per prescription when averaging the entire system. If everyone was required to pay 9.90 for prescriptions the NHS would not only cover the costs of the medicine, but also turn a modest profit which could be reinvested or NI reduced pro-rata.

>>83090919
Those nhs wards are horrific it's just aggressive nigerian stuff and a bunch of rough drug addict patients

Like if Im in mental distress I wanna see pretty female nurses like in the typical A&E not these ugly wannabe bouncers

>>83090947
It's worse than that. London, specifically the financial services sector, pays for every other part of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. It's the only part of the country where people contribute more than they take out.

>>83090955
We do not live in a socialist country though, so don't worry

the problem with the uk is we dont have sexy blacks
british blacks arent as hot as american ones
america gets bbcs and we really dont

Back from the shops.
Two definately gay blokes in there shopping together.
Caught a whiff of foul smelling farmyard-tier arse stink from them :/

>>83090977
While you're obviously deranged posting about bbcs, I will admit that I find the ratchet ho ghetto baddie archetype of american black lass insanely hot for some reason.

Why would a ugly/below average male ever work?

>>83090988
A lot of gays are incontinent and they have anal leakage, microtears in the rectum and constant infections. Doctors used to refer to it as "gay bowel syndrome" but that's now frowned on, so they just pretend like it's normal for men in their 30s to be having those issues.

>>83090973
NTA.
Socialists are currently running the country. What are you on about?

>>83091010
it's called a joke mate

>>83091005
Wtf, can I get these from fingering or using a massager dildo in my ass?

>>83091015
Ok. Sorry, I take things too seriously.

>>83091026
Depends how rough you are and how big the thing you insert is. If it's small and smooth, you'll be less likely to have problems, but you're always going to do some damage. The rectum and anus were not designed to have foreign objects forced into it repeatedly.

>>83091044
Except if you know what you're doing and do proper prep then it's fine. Proxy Paige regularly posts pics of her butthole online, looks healthy as ever, puckered and cute. If anyone on earth should be wearing nappies if that theory is true it would be her. The difference is that gay men practice horrifically unsafe and purposefully aggressive anal sex. They try to hurt each other, don't use lube, don't enema and often have sex while knowingly infected with STDs which can cause downstream malignancies if left unchecked. Night and day difference.

>>83091003
Don't know, tell us why based on your experience.

Trump just got exposed as a nonce

>>83091058
Well, a lot of these porn stars who do Legalporno scenes with 2-3 enormous dicks in them at once for hours end up having to wear special liners in their underwear to catch leaks. You can get liners that can trap odours.

The anus is very intricate. It has multiple sphincters, allowing you to detect and hold in a solid or liquid whilst letting out a fart. After too much abuse these stop working as well, they don't close tightly enough. But it won't happen just from occasional anal with a normal size dick.

>>83091080
Coooorrrrr, right as he's threatening to sue to BBC into oblivion for trying to portray him as actively encouraging the Jan 6th riots. Coooorrrrr, love how that works out don't you? Coooorrrrr, yeah just like all the other right-leaning men who get into office and then all of a sudden some random bint claims he groped her 30 years ago and gets shown to be full of shit later on. Coooorrrrr.

>>83091080
>person goes against the NWO
>gets called a nonce by NWO media
every single time

>>83091099
>Well, a lot of these porn stars who do Legalporno scenes with 2-3 enormous dicks in them at once for hours
You mean like Proxy Paige?

>>83091108
I don't know who that is, but if she's posting pictures of her butthole to "prove" that it's OK, then it's probably not OK.

>>83091127
She' not doing it to prove it's okay, she just posts pics of her butthole among other nudes and stuff. You can see it's fine.

>>83091134
You can't tell based on appearance. It won't be permanently gaped.

>>83091140
But people have also asked her based on the sort of thing you're saying and she's responded that nope, her butthole is fine as its ever been. That's just her responding to a question. Why is it so hard for you to accept that if you're safe and careful then it's fine? It's gay people trying to hurt each other with STDs that have to wear nappies and stuff.

All this prescription posting reminded me I need to go to doccies for my burgeoning ear infection. Get me some wantibiotics, hope they'll give me some wodeine too. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

>>83091153
Do you think she would tell her fans if she was having brown stuff and smelly liquids oozing out of her anus?

Mate... I'm a huge anal porn fan. You're deluded. I assure you Proxy Paige's arse is totally ruined, despite how good it looks in still photos and porn. They probably cut around the prolapses in the videos.

>>83091174
They're pornstars, they're hardly blushing at body fluids and yeah of course she's posted things about accidents on set whoops haha peed myself/didn't enema totally XD type things.

>>83091175
...and I'm not, it's just that what the lad is saying is more or less totally the realm of sadosexual gay men with bug-chasing and scat fetishes. As for the vids there are plenty of anal scenes without cuts in that you can watch all the way through.

>anon defending a porn stars arsehole
lel, good thread

>>83091200
>anal scenes without cuts in that you can watch all the way through.
They're constantly cut. You are pretty deluded about this. Appear to have a sanitised fantasy about what you are watching.

>>83090722
Why is it acceptable to ghost someone?

>>83091200
You're definitely deluded mate. I've watched tons of interviews with ex porn stars and the one consistent thing they bang in about is the damage from anal.

>>83091210
Yeah some have cuts and some don't. How am I deluded? There do exist anal scenes without cuts. Is that even really an unbelievable statement?
>>83091216
And then others don't. I wonder which of these are the ones doing things carefully with proper prep and lube and which aren't???

saw this pegging scene once where a huge turd just fell out of the guys arsehole and they just left it in thinking no one would notice

>>83091221
No matter the preparation as the other anon said the anus still suffers from the repeated trauma. Bet Proxy Paige could prolapse her anus at will. When she's all used up she'll be moving on to that.

>>83091212
It's a prostitute, not your best friend or future wife.

>>83091227
Probably shit themselves all the time on set. Enemas aren't foolproof. I imagine the general porn set fucking stinks anyway.

>>83091254
If you watch stuff in 4k you'll see lube that's turned brownish/yellowish running down peoples legs and on the dicks and onto the couch/bed etc. They wipe it up between cuts but sometimes forget a bit.

nta but ive been fucked in the ass by a womans strapon and didn't have anything like this stuff youre all describing

>>83091227
Got a link to that lad?

I think the trouble is exaggerated but everyone is different and these things can vary for many reasons simple as.

Cant believe a random britfeel digression has put me off ever trying prostate stimulation

>>83090782
>And the people that don't work aren't all needing more prescriptions.

Old age pensioners obviously need far more prescriptions, genius. Honestly one of the mongiest posts I've ever read here and that's saying something. Fucking 80 IQ mong.

>>83091284
No clue. I remember it was Cybill Troy doing the pegging though. I only even noticed the poo because a commenter pointed it out.

>>83091309
Are you this person:
>>83089872
What happened to you to make you this way? Calm down a bit lad

>>83091285
You and pegginglad are the most qualified britfeelers to comment on it

>>83084496
bro Indians don't even actually replace anyone, stop...

>Underworld - "Born Slippy .NUXX" (11:48)

Absolute perfection from start to end, and I won't hear a single fucking peep out of any of you saying otherwise.
This is a hill I will die on.

>>83091351
Show your brown hands and then deport yourself.

>>83091321
The person I replied to had insulted me, so I insulted them back. Can't complain about being insulted back.
Or do you mean what happened in my life to make me not happy? I had a few things I didn't like about myself, which grew to a few things I hated about myself, which then made me realise I hate near enough everything about me, or maybe I don't, but I feel I do. Now things just come out, and if I get insulted I react.

>>83091296
I once picked up a 9 inch jelly dildo from ebay after a britfeel thread and it slipped into my lubed up ass like a dream and felt wonderful. Cannot be missed, prostatelad.

/britfeel/'s top economists will whine about free* prescriptions and any singular pennies that go towards pro-LGBTQIA/BAME virtue-signalling woke projects, then drive around on roads i (a non-motorist) did NOT agree to.

>>83091321
>What happened to you to make you this way?
Insecurity and thin-skinnedness is a hell of a way to live.

Quite the recuperative R&R this was x

>>83091321
No lad not the same poster.

>>83091325
NTA, pegging lad is another dolly that was created from a throw away shitpost. Why do need these imaginary characters?

Any virtue signallers in?
How's that poppy working out for you this year?
Do you feel superior? Do you feel unique? Do you feel patriotic? Do you actually think for yourself?
Imagine keeping quiet for two fucking minutes like it matters. Imagine the absolute smooth branez moment where two minutes away from your screens and gov-mandated entertainment slop has to be muted. Imagine what it's like to live that life.
Clowns.

>>83091372
absolute choon.

had a whole bunch of these Cream Anthems and Ministry of Sound compilation CDs. then along came Napster and KaZaA oh my days we take it all for granted now.

>>83091405
>Why do need these imaginary characters?
Passes the time innit, and we'll soon be into another excursion within the wild west of the dead britfeel thread machine once more

>>83091386
I think the key difference is that prescription charges are obviously being dodged by a significant number of people while also having taxpayers fund 'free' prescriptions for 90% of cases doesn't generate any meaningful return. Roads on the other hand are vital for economic activity and so you can make a justification that they should be funded at least in part through taxes. Not to mention that if all prescriptions were 9.90 then the NHS would actually turn a profit on them which could lead to reinvestment etc. The idea that it's bad to make money is absurd.

>>83091418
YES LAD. Proper music from the best era.

I'm pegginglad, I'm not an imaginary dolly I really do get pegged on the regular because I love it. I've never made a trip though, that's lame.

>>83091381
I think he meant it rhetorically.
>t. nobody cares XD

>>83091372
Dont worry lad, you are 100% correct

>>83091412
it just didn't occur to me it was Remembrance Sunday then Remembrance Day. i probably took part in the minute silence but because i was asleep.

long enough has passed that we can safely stash away World War I. this would be like paying respects to the end of the Zulu War in the 1980s.

Closing #britfeel now, need to have a kip. I hope you all have a top quality day ahead. Cheerio.

>>83091443
>brofist.png
Appreciated lad, you take care of yourself.

>>83091441
thoughts on what these guys are saying? you ever got poopoo on the strapon? im so jealous btw
can you explain how you first brought up pegging to the wife? id be scared bringing it up to a girl incase she dumps me because of it

>>83091442
>t. nobody cares XD
You cared enough to reply.

>>83091445
>i probably took part in the minute silence but because i was asleep.
Fucking love this mate
Propa britfeel energy

>>83091424
Nothing wrong with a slow thread lad we can go days, weeks or months in the same thread.

>>83091457
You can just go on greggs right now and get topped

>>83091441
>>83091382
sound a bit gay la to be honest with you
I mean all power to your rectum
but is gay

>>83091433
>The idea that it's bad to make money is absurd.
i mean the profit here is with the companies selling to the NHS. the NHS obviously buys these things at different rates despite them being 'free' in hospital or different losses under a universal prescription charge (hell i bet some meds end up being a profit, at a tenner a pop).

i think it's absolutely just we fund the NHS through taxes,
>nooo not everything in life is free
yep, exactly what that Nye Bevan lad was saying from the start. it social security, not charity.

>>83091412
nout wrong with paying respects to the absolute mad lads that died to "save the country" highly doubt anyone would do the same today tbqfh

On the other hand the people that really lean into it are fucking annoying, acting like they know everything and trying to act superior beacuse you havent shown enough interest in it

>>83091464
I cared enough to correct him, since he was vulnerable and most people here just think he's a soppy cunt

>>83091475
I meant to say grindr not greggs obviously

just saw two magpies perched outside my window. quickly ran away back to my chair. not risking it. i'll stick with 'joy', thank you.

>>83091474
britfeels are usually sub 48 hours and you know that full well
don't be misleading with the weeks or months commentary
it's wrong
you get long threads on places like /t/ but britfeel is a day or so, sometimes less
pretty rude to suggest otherwise when you know it's patently false

>>83091475
I meant to say B and M not Gregg's obviously

>>83091457
>thoughts on what these guys are saying?
I'm only tangentially paying attention to the thread and desu I'm not gonna go back and read it all. From what I can tell they're arguing over anal safety for which I'll say you reap what you sow. Go slow, make sure you thoroughly prep, go slow, use lube, go slow, use more lube and if you think you've used enough lube add more. Also a nice bath with some epsom salts after and then moisturiser makes you good as new. Porn can get pretty extreme, and while I like a good old fucking I prefer making love.
>you ever got poopoo on the strapon?
Nope, but I'm very thorough.
>im so jealous btw
Lol fair, hope you get what you want some day.
>can you explain how you first brought up pegging to the wife?
How does any sex stuff get brought up? You just start talking about fantasies and stuff then then it comes out. This was years ago for us I can't remember exactly what was said, but turns out she'd wanted to try it too but was worried it would scare me off lol.
>id be scared bringing it up to a girl incase she dumps me because of it
Honestly, if you genuinely think she would end the relationship over you just mentioning it, sorry to say but she doesn't sound like 'the one' imo. Couples should be able to talk even if they don't end up doing it.

>>83091478
Yeah trust me hard it all before. I'm not gay, but I get why people associate it with being gay.

*slaps thighs*
right then
I'm offski to Bedfordshire for a nappington

>>83091487
>most people here just think he's a soppy cunt
If there was a hypothetical line of people that thought I was a soppy cunt, I'd be at the front of it. Weirdly, I understand how most feel about me.

>>83091481
>it social security, not charity.
Except the NHS and the welfare system in general has metastasised so far beyond this original intention that it's almost a joke to compare what we have now to the initial implementation.

God I need to drink, how do I fucking stop

for me it's finding paper poppies with a plastic centre a bit tacky.

we need to revive real poppies, get the poppy industry going again. there are poppy-based products i want easier access to.

>>83091107
He was already exposed ages ago when he started rambling on about Epstein being a democratic hoax.

>>83091080
We knew that years and years ago.

>>83091539
Trump likes young attractive teenage girls, nothing wrong with that.

>>83091351
>he believes 'official' numbers

HOWLING

>>83091521
i'd say the opposite and we've lost sight of the intent in stupid ways. who's doing your dentistry? where are you going for eye tests?

i'm sure some chancers NHSmaxx and even from the earliest days, that was a consideration. welfare state is supposed to DESTROY the five giants--not join them.

Remember that ARAP resettled over 30,000 Afghans all around the country in secret. Just randomly placed in towns and villages all over. That's before they were allowed to bring their family members in and given the average size of an Afghan family and that no actual relation checks are carried out by the Home Office, a conservative estimate would be four dependents per person, meaning all in all around 150,000 Afghans have been plopped into Britain. Remember that the government said you, British citizens, were NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW ABOUT THEM DOING THIS.

It also cost more money than both our aircraft carriers combined, but I'm also told that the government is broke and we have no money so we have to raise taxes. Funny that eh?

>>83091564
You only have to go outside to realise how bad it is. The real population is about 80 million and about 20-25 million of that is an unwanted brown horde.

>You only have to go outside to realise how bad it is.

sounds like i am making some fantastic lifestyle choices.

>uber eats 2 minutes away
>amazon delivery 3 stops away

Holy shit they are going to be here at the same time. Fucking hell that's going to be weird.

>>83091560
The problem is that to destroy the first giant of want you must someone overcome the problem of scarcity. That's really what a market is at the end of the day, the most efficient way to ration a resource. If you make access to a resource e.g. healthcare, free at the point of use, then the rationing system will be queues and willingness to put up with substandard quality. You can't have good socialised healthcare by definition. You eventually run out of money or the quality/wait times become unbearable as there's no corrective mechanism in place when access is guaranteed. This is why socialist policies are fantastical, in the clearest use of that word. A workable socialist country assumes everyone is equal in capability and temperament, that everyone contributes equally, that resources do not suffer from scarcity and that central planning is more efficient than distributed price signalling. Every single one of those premises has been utterly disproved by reality time and time again.

The idaho instant mash from yeseterday has come out and the frozen cheese nad potatoe brickette things from lidl from yesterday as well. I hope thats the end of that.
if i have to shit again today im taking a anti diaharea tablet. I also took 2 metformin which fuck up your stomach and give you the shits.

>>83091593
How about spreading some Christmas cheer and getting them to give each other your deliveries?!

>>83091372
Confirmed lad, would also throw in orbital - halcyon and on for your consideration. Are you cokelad getting on it with the tunes?

Got two escorts booked for Saturday, one morning and one in the evening. I'll see how they go, but honestly after that I might just go back to porn and masturbation.

>>83091602
Didn't work out. The stars didn't align lad. The food is here but the amazon driver is still 3 stops away.

>>83091593
Stop getting slop delivered by jeets and nigs, it's ruining the country.

is it possible to bring back moustaches?

Sitting in the doctors,
waiting for the doctor,
got a blocked ear,
can barely hear.

Little poem for the lads, true story too.

>>83091625
The delivery lads are always nice to me.

>>83091593
i always have to time this shit, does my tits in. annoying when there's a takeaway that WILL take one hour and i CAN get booze/pop delivered in 20 mins. suppose i want booze/pop to go with my takeaway? is it worth the risk...?

these are the challenges those of us in the hikikomori community face. normies going on about 'funerals' don't even have the empathy to understand what living an asocial, funeralless life is like.

>immigration is disastrous for the country, look at these metrics on housing costs, wage suppression, crime rates, welfare fraud, social ablation etc.
>"yeah but my slop slaves sometimes smile at me"
Not even worth engaging with such people.

>>83091372
You should have been there, 2001, taking a dirty train to the grottiest part of the nearest city, just the clothes on you and some cash, finding a dealer that will let you crash in the spare room as long as you keep buying, born slippy etc blasting in the living room, you occasionally see semi familiar faces unconcious on the three sofas and bed in the living room, post grad engineered bongs to send you into space made form glass, cork, wire and metal, a dog that nobody know who it belongs to, maybe there's coffee, the sky is grey outside, you dont know how many days youve been here but you know you'll have to leave soon, you tell them tomorrow morning and the dealer is ok and you know youre going to be sorted for whatever, maybe you'll have to do a shop run for them all, unable to remember what they asked for, so they write it all down. You go to the shop get everything, it's the hardest thing you've ever done that your shrunken brain can remember, you get back and everyone is glad to see you, it's all you've ever wanted in life, the walk sobers you and you go easy for the rest of the night knowing you have to navigate the world tomorrow to get home where people have been worried that you've dissapeared for days, a week?

Yeah, that Born Slippy.

>>83091643
I'll throw a funeral for you if you want lad. Bit of a confusing association though. Would you say you're, perchance, on the ketamine?

>>83091618
Well, it's the thought that counts.
Maybe next time.

>>83091648
>im a loser because of brown people

Okay buddy. Back to your care home.

oh my days could they be combining the Galaxy 2 Faceship with the Jizo Mario from SMB3?

now THAT would be epic.

>>83091649
Evocative, nice feels, thanks lad. Sounds like it was an important time.

>>83091669
>Bit of a confusing association though.
to live a life where these things are tragedies, is to presuppose the circumstances that created them. say you had so much money that you did your back in from carrying it all. horrible thing, doing your back in, no? now imagine the Mr Moneybags autism to not even understand where that could be a problem. "lucky sods, never have to worry about doing THEIR backs in!"

>Would you say you're, perchance, on the ketamine?
nah sober. thinking about popping a zopiclone soonish though, that way i can face a booze/pop delivery. really sick of just water.

>>83091673
Yeah that's what I said alright

Ten minutes overdue
For the doctor
There's not even a queue
Wish someone would suck on my cock, corrrrrr.

New poem, ten minutes late now.

On that ferry me. Bar doesn't open till we're out at sea. Oh aye x

>>83091692
Godspeed lad, may the zip zops give you the courage you need.

>>83091683
It was a part of the puzzle, so yes it was, i'm glad you enjoyed my retelling.

tired and bord
i think about killing myself pretty often

>>83091714
Why don't you think about nice things like big fat chickens?

>>83091706
Care home excursion?

mate B wants pregabalins.
i could give her some pregabalins.
but, i am too much of a wreck to even go outside.

i am a bad friend.

>>83091498
Can as in they could, meaning they can/could go on for days, weeks, months and even years, so long as posts are made within the thread to bump it.
Threads do not need to be high speed, filled with the same posts in every thread just to satisfy the need of some that has not much going on in life besides being sat on their arse posting on 4chan everyday.

>>83091742
Post them to her.
If you was a bad friend, you wouldn't be feeling bad about it.

>>83091742
Corr get her round and have a go on her tuppence

trying to watch streamers and vtubers
thought itd help with the loneliness
even picking ones with less active chats
and yet the streamers always ignore my posts
im literally invisible

>>83091755
thought about this. 20 min walk away so i could perhaps hand-post it under cover of darkness. avoids any complications with the postal system (and unnecessary waiting).
but it's a block of flats with an intercom system, there's no letterbox or anywhere for Joe Public to leave post. NOT fucking about with "it's in the bushes" because the area is full of smackheads.

>>83091764
no. she is suffering.

>>83091742
Tell her to come over for them, but she has to earn them if you know what I mean.

>>83091766
I tend to just listen to music and I draw in my flat. Listening to youtube videos, the person will often bring up an experince they had with a friend or girlfriend and I get jealous. Same with discord. Everyone already has their cliques their so its impossible to make friends. I'm convinced people like us are just invisible because I go through life trying to be a kind person and yet am ignored.

>>83091780
>i could perhaps hand-post it under cover of darkness.
Do that. Hopefully while you're out you might think, fuck it I'll pop in and see her for 10 min seeing as I'm out now.

Brother treated me to a costa coffee. 10.50 for two large lattes fucking hell. No wonder boomers constantly say to millennials to stop drinking coffee at these stupid shops they are stupidly expensive.

Druggiemong is a LARP

>>83091803
large instant nescafe coffee is only 7 quid lol

>>83091807
There are actually at least 3 of us.

>>83091813
3 of you LARPing, now that I do believe

>>83091783
>she has to earn them if you know what I mean.

do you mean 'swear to never tell anyone how i live'? she hasn't been round in over a year. the pure hoarder shit wasn't so bad back then, i don't want to sit and talk (she knows i don't even have much furniture, but the floor/bed both need cleaning if we sit there)

>>83091807
I do like his cat avatarfagging though. I saved this one a while ago

Getting a blowie off a lass in exchange for giving her some pills is a time honoured tradition, nothing wrong with it I say.

>>83091826
Show us the mess x

HHL has a pretty active social life x

Genuinely furious at myself for double messaging the escort. I think that is the reason why she's not responding now. God I was a fucking idiot. I fucked it up because of my own anxiety and panic that she wouldn't respond.

Is there any point in leaving it a few weeks and trying again to see if she cools off, or should I just give up on her? Asking honestly. I feel like a fucking idiot.

Druggiemong being challenged. Escortmong makes an appearance.

>>83091847
Constantly on holidays, has loads of top mates and an active social life, works a job.. what does he need to be in a care home for?

>>83091839
nah. i'm not even one of those 4chan 'characters'. i know objectively there's not much about. just stacks of boxes and twelve (12) bags full of drink cans. cannot be fucked with explaining "as you come in, stick to the right-hand-side on the corridor because i keep full bags of pop cans on the right, because if i take them down during the night, the neighbours might hear and complain (since i have shaky hands)."

got all these systems, me. some are muscle memory (e.g. where to step in the kitchen) so i COULDN'T even explain them in writing.

Nu breadingham soon is it X

>>83091865
Truly a failed normie x

LARP btfo lol

>>83091850
This larp is getting confusing. Please do another one.

>>83091824
Caught us all out lad, nobody here does drugs. Drugs are fictional and do not exist and members of the public do not regularly use them, you clever little sleuth.

>>83091865
>>83091877
He doesn't ever have sex does he?

Larpfeel

I wonder if that lad that used to end every sentence with 'is it?" still posts here

I love drugs but never have the time to take them

>>83091908
i just took a zopiclone. i'll be honest, it took longer to make up a glass of water. the actual pill-swallowing was maybe 2-3 seconds.

we can all make time in life x

nu breddingtons?

>>83091908
Amateur tbqh, you need to do drugs around your normal lifestyle. Lots of drugs can be used casually and I've done them all. I also love psychs and party drugs but not a lot of fun doing mdma on a wednesday evening. Downers on the other hand, perfect for weeknights.

>>83091919
>zopiclone
At least take some fun drugs

>>83091924
I have sprog, wife and job though

Me? Working my way through this wag of ketamine I got yesterday. Likely to finish it tonight, must not get any more. That's the way to do it, have it as an occasional treat, that way I get to keep my bladder.

>>83091925
zolpidem is more fun, just a nice "wooo" feeling.

believe me, i need to avoid ketamine like the plague. bladder's perma-fucked. sort of rules out snorting ANYTHING because i keep losing bits of my septum.

>>83091929
Oof, yeah tricky. Can't help you there I'm afraid, won't recommend being on drugs around sprogs.

Did you know that every day gay Mexicans cross our borders and unplug our braindead ladies?

>>83091850
Mate don't message her again. Holy shit how are you this autistic. Move on.

>>83091957
Probably a nonce nest character. Ignore and move on.

>>83091956
Of course I did, I'm opening the doors for them and teaching them about our 3 pin plugs.

>>83091850
Give it a year lad, but write a letter to her every day for that year. Then when you're together in a few years you can give her all the letters at once.

>>83091850
Holy shit, you are still worrying about this. Can you please just forget her. It's a woman that has sex for money, you shouldn't be this worked up over why she has or hasn't responded to your messages.

Don't wait a few weeks, don't message her again, just forget about her and stop thinking about it.

for heaven's sake Buckley, you can't just suddenly drop in a character as though she's already well-established.

this is quite clearly Ethan's transsexual girlfriend and even some 'subversion' like a twin sister would be bullshit. we're all just waiting for the strip where they both find out and she turns evil.

Disappointed with the arc of escortlad, thought the story had potential but the writers insisted on turning him into a weird stalker type and trying to push a love angle. Just not believable.

>>83091971
It's not that easy though is it? He's in love. Don't be so fucking heartless.

>>83091981
Agreed. How would you have developed the character a bit?

>>83091982
I want to see a picture of this Russian whore, is she a 10/10 that breaks men's hearts

>>83091980
Tim Buckley is deathly allergic to jokes, if he even gets close to one his hands swell up like two blimps.

>>83091850
Lad message her today. Apologise for what you did in that message and offer to bring her flowers and bottle of Cristal to make up for it.

>>83091980
Wasn't the main character dating a tranny a while ago, what the fuck was all that about?

although, this doesn't really line up. how's SHE sneaking off? it also makes her toxic abusive behaviour kind of correct, because Ethan IS lying to her face all the time.

you know what was pretty good? the original run of Spider-Man comics. but i think it had some poor planning with the home life stuff. seemed like some problem or relationship would just disappear and they never went back to it.

point is, writers should know better by now.

>>83092008
Honestly what the fuck is this. Who reads this and enjoys it?

>>83091992
Definitely should have been a slow burn, fleshed out the character a bit more, would have dived deeper into the confessing to his dad episode - a lot of potential there. Then we could have had two to three other escort experiences with varying levels of erectile success, some highs and lows, possibly befriend an ugly escort with low self esteem for a bit. Triumphant finish with a proper deep dicking on the original escort and her falling in love with him. Would have been a guaranteed winner and the audience would have liked the suspense and appreciated not being spoonfed. Lazy writing lately, welper on holiday? What even is that?

>>83092025
>dived deeper into the confessing to his dad episode - a lot of potential there
What was the confessing to his dad even about? About seeing a prostitute, or about the fact he's a virgin, or about the fact he can't get his dick hard?

>>83092002
yeah i just found that strip on /co/, someone posted a thread like "out of interest, i went to see what CAD is up to nowadays..."
i didn't know it was this this whole superhero comic now, i've only read the ongoing story. but i'm invested, i need to know where this goes.

>>83091997
there were a couple 'joke' comics between the main ones but they're just like...
>I am a dad now. I want to play video games. Oh, as a parent, I have less time to play video games. Fin.

i'm having a good time. but in a cheesy B-movie kind of way.

are there any good story-driven webcomics? i read Megatokyo and A Modest Destiny back in the day.

If crossy was here the threads wouldn't have passed 500. No way, not on his watch.

>>83092031
That's he's a virgin.

>>83092031
I think it was mostly to do with the characters general discomfort in his life, not happy about job or lack of friends or prospect. Could have been an interesting curve ball to get the dad character in the thread actually, not a bad idea for a later season, don't think we've had a parental unit show up before.

I miss the poleaboo and ebin blogs. That was peak britfeel writing.

'men' and their online dollies

>>83092049
Why would you "confess" that to your dad? I certainly haven't told my dad. He learnt to stop asking me questions about girls a long time ago.

>>83092023
me. but i'm sure there are actual fans, i guess there'll just be 'a fandom' after 20+ years, the kind who care about the characters.

>>83092025
see, this guy gets it. even if we can't see other characters directly, we could still experience the EFFECTS of conflicts between them. there'd be events and HOW he posts about those events could tell us something. unreliable narrator type thing.

Post-500 anxiety through the roof, lads

>>83092066
>I certainly haven't told my dad.

He already knows lad. He already knows.

>>83092066
>Why would you "confess" that to your dad?
Because it's a soft twat playing lets pretend, you stupid cunt.

>ctr alt del
did I just time travel?

To 600 lads!

Why read that shite when you could read manga? Boggles.

>>83091981
Ruthmong (dvdmong) only knows how to write stalkers

Here we go
>>83092091
Brand new
>>83092091
Other words
>>83092091

>>83092067
Thanks for appreciating my genius, I didn't go to journalism school for nothing. Oh wait, no I did exactly that. I got a degree in journalism for precisely no gain or purpose. Well the point still stands, material!

>>83091957
>>83091971
I think you're right lads.
I'm just angry at the idea that I may have fucked up my chance of seeing her again by something as petty as double messaging.

>>83091996
She's fairly pretty. But she was shallow. Some of the things she said made me want to roll my eyes.
She had crap tits with flat pancake nipples. Definitely not a 10/10.