why aren't u a hedonistic skinny twink with a sugar daddy bf who spoils u and buys u stuff?
What's stopping you?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>>/lgbt/

>>12326076
I don't like that board, they're like a more retarded [s4s] with daddy issues

>>12326075 (OP)
because twink death hit me and now im fucking ugly

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12326086
I just assume its ur post over and over but if theyre even dumber and more annoying thats almost impressive

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12326075 (OP)
i am this and do this

Your fortune: Bad Luck

not cute enough plus socially akward af

i'm almost 33 years old

>>12326156
cute

>>12326075 (OP)
too old, too stocky, too straight, too schizoid

>>12326075 (OP)
im too old and ugly to get a sugar daddy

im cridnge

>>12326236
If I saw posts like this 10 years ago I would have definitely done it and hit the girl (male) wall by now VGHhhhhhhh

i wanna make s4s boys in their 30s cum

Everyone wants to be the cute boy but nobody wants to be the sugar daddy.

>>12326255 dubs
thaats just s4s lol but also we really only need one sugar daddy i wont be jealous x3

I'm straight and cis and a top

I tried injecting estrogen but it just gave me horrible reverse dysphoria, so I simply accepted twinkdeath

>>12326347
what does reverse dysphoria feel like?
You're a man on the inside and seeing your body and air become that of a woman was making you feel uncomfortable?

>>12326144
not dubs enough

4shame

>>12326086
we dont like you

>>12326075 (OP)
I'm the daddy, that's why

>>12326255
Too fives

>>12327311
Unchecked 11s aisle 9

>>12327326
because i don't need a sugar dad to feel better about myself.

>>12326255
yeah who wants to be a fat old man when you could be a cute boy

>>12327762
yeah u just need the money

>>12326075 (OP)
>hedonistic skinny twink
these words make me feel funny things in my tummy
uuuaaaaa~
<3

nihilist fat homosexual

>>12326075 (OP)
I'm a guy
I've been into reading the tarot for a while now, and I've always found them to be reliable and accurate

>>12327792
are you more coins cups swords or wands

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Am not homosex

>>12326075 (OP)
HEDONISM IS THE PATH TO A DEPRESSED UNFULFILLED LIFE! WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOUR HIGHS NO LONGER TAKE U TO THE SKIES? FIND FAITH ANONE! GOD LOVES YOU!

>>12327799
unchecked doubles on the last page!

because twink death is a steep threshold
it’s either one or the other

>>12326075 (OP)
I'm 6'4", 260 lbs and hairy
there's no way I will ever pass as a girl, a twink or a tranny

>>12328720
260 pounds of muscle, right, mister military man?

>>12328720
drag queen it is
It’s what your founding daddies wanted all along.

>>12326075 (OP)
Im not a boy (﹏)

>>12326075 (OP)
because i’m a girl so how can i be a twink

>>12328724
meh I've posted my picture plenty of times here
260 lbs isn't exactly super fat when you're 6'4"

>>12328761

>>12328769
dear lord
who is that XD

>>12328776
chill

>>12328776
This

>>12328817
it’s me what are you going to do about it

>>12328759
dress like a boy pretending to be a girl

>>12328850
girls and boys mostly wear jeans and t-shirts I think

>>12328881
yeah but I unironically hate those tiny tube tops and fucking barrel cut jeans that girls think are fashionable these days.
Fucking Roblox proportions smfh
Who is pushing this bs

>>12326075 (OP)
im a woman and im mentally ill
inb4 "theyre the same thing"

>>12326075 (OP)
I don't like being lazy and I'm too straight. Also too much hedonism and ignorance just makes me feel empty. (sadly)

>>12328881
Honestly you're not wrong. There's not really boys only clothes like how there's girls only clothes with skirts, crop tops and dresses, even women can wear suits and pants compared to guys who can't wear girls clothes.

>>12328897
i love the fat jeans

doesn't the w stand for white

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>>12328899
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>>12329374
twink isn't an acronym

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12329374
don't worry, twink stands for 'tiny waifish individual, nêhiyaw katawasisiw'