Thread 12431002

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Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 12:15:59 AM No.12431002 [Report] >>12431014 >>12432807

when cell phones came out i was super paranoid of them and always kept them in a drawer or outside of my bedroom when i first got them and now i just wave my cock in the camera's face and scream political insults at the microphone instead

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:17:39 AM No.12431006 [Report]

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this is hote

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:18:04 AM No.12431007 [Report]

it's funny isn't it

(Leviathan)(Eve)(Virgin Mary)fortune(Ziz)(The Supreme Being.) 7/26/2025, 12:18:11 AM No.12431008 [Report] >>12433242

They'll want to cut it off

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

pudding-genuis 7/26/2025, 12:18:53 AM No.12431014 [Report] >>12431027

>>12431002 (OP)
its been so long since you used a yuji image

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 12:23:03 AM No.12431027 [Report]

>>12431014
i really need to go to 4plebs and scan the database and get all my memes back (but i only have 256GB of storage instead of 3TB so oh well)

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 2:22:26 AM No.12431277 [Report] >>12431283

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going to watch terminator 2

i'll be back

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 2:25:59 AM No.12431283 [Report] >>12431598

>>12431277
This movie is great but I think the original is still better

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:01:12 AM No.12431598 [Report]

>>12431283
i like terrminator 2 better cause arnold is the good guy

https://youtu.be/LRxaXmXvjnU

who 7/26/2025, 5:02:53 AM No.12431601 [Report] >>12431607 >>12431613

I have a sticker in front of the front camera

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:06:25 AM No.12431607 [Report] >>12431680

>>12431601
i actually can't do that with this phone because the camera is part of the screen

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 5:08:13 AM No.12431613 [Report]

>>12431601
I tape all my cameras with electrical tape

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:10:09 AM No.12431619 [Report]

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trying to decide if i should sleep or watch they live

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 5:10:38 AM No.12431620 [Report] >>12431632

I will never buy a cell phone for any reason

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 5:11:26 AM No.12431623 [Report]

I found a flip phone on the side of the road as a teen in the late 00s. Never got it to work but I still have it.

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:12:38 AM No.12431628 [Report]

yo there are actually a lot of dank movies on youtube if you scroll down super far i could watch idiocracy, adam west batman, or clue

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:13:39 AM No.12431632 [Report]

>>12431620
i can't get a landline where i live they cut the service to the apartment complex

who 7/26/2025, 5:30:44 AM No.12431680 [Report] >>12431688

>>12431607
yes you can
#OWNED

Your fortune: Average Luck

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:33:59 AM No.12431688 [Report] >>12431689 >>12431693 >>12431704

>>12431680
it would block vidya bro

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 5:35:10 AM No.12431689 [Report]

>>12431688
I am using your phone to mind control you.

pudding-genuis 7/26/2025, 5:35:47 AM No.12431693 [Report] >>12431701

>>12431688
are you a mobiel gamer or are u using vidya as video

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:38:06 AM No.12431701 [Report] >>12431704 >>12431709

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>>12431693
i don't play mobile shit i play retro games

who 7/26/2025, 5:39:03 AM No.12431704 [Report] >>12431720

>>12431688
>>12431701
Unless the camera is transparent it wouldn't anymore than the camera itself

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 5:40:56 AM No.12431709 [Report] >>12431720 >>12431758

>>12431701
Am I fucking high or are you not even aiming at them and still hitting?

[s4s] digits master 7/26/2025, 5:45:28 AM No.12431720 [Report] >>12431724 >>12431725

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>>12431704
see image
>>12431709
doom has quite a bit of autoaim unless you shut it off in zdoom

who 7/26/2025, 5:46:20 AM No.12431724 [Report] >>12431727

>>12431720
I see dot on the image already
what's stopping you from putting another dot atop of the previous dot

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 5:46:45 AM No.12431725 [Report] >>12431758

>>12431720
I don't really remember that, but I only played doom when I was 8

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:47:12 AM No.12431727 [Report] >>12431734

>>12431724
it would look dumb as shit also i don't care if they want to see my penis

who 7/26/2025, 5:48:47 AM No.12431734 [Report] >>12431739

>>12431727
put the sticker yuji, you know you want it

Your fortune: Good Luck

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:51:22 AM No.12431739 [Report] >>12431754

>>12431734
if i was honestly that paranoid i would call my friend who works for the motherfucking NSA and have him disconnect the selfie camera

who 7/26/2025, 5:53:47 AM No.12431754 [Report] >>12431757

>>12431739
then just break the phone
smash it against a pointy rock

Your fortune: Average Luck

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:54:33 AM No.12431757 [Report]

>>12431754
but then how will i call my mom

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 5:54:35 AM No.12431758 [Report] >>12431764

>>12431709
>>12431725
originally you couldn't aim up or down in doom because of the 3d code optimizations

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 5:55:35 AM No.12431764 [Report] >>12431801

>>12431758
there's horizontal autoaim too

https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Autoaim

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 6:10:38 AM No.12431795 [Report]

i'm going to play chess960 against stockfish

battle theme

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=RDQMrzb_hVBQes0&playnext=1

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 6:14:17 AM No.12431801 [Report]

>>12431764
thanks to autoaim you can seriously hurt yourself with rockets if you're hugging the wall and you shoot from beyond a corner

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 6:37:39 AM No.12431850 [Report] >>12431897

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i was actually winning but i didn't win

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 7:01:48 AM No.12431897 [Report] >>12432171

>>12431850
has anyone ever beat stockfish at chess960?

Stockfish 7/26/2025, 10:37:46 AM No.12432171 [Report]

>>12431897
This isn't even my final form!

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 12:06:40 PM No.12432343 [Report]

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just got killed in doom

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 4:58:03 PM No.12432807 [Report]

>>12431002 (OP)
What did you do? When did you turn into the mentally handicapped mr mumble mumble I'm just trying to get an A-OK to use the restroom and it's all my fault even though it's clearly not my fault and if it were it wouldn't be a problem

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 7:16:06 PM No.12433033 [Report] >>12433035 >>12433037 >>12433041

i went to wendys this morning for breakfast and they changed their hours :(

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 7:16:49 PM No.12433035 [Report]

>>12433033
sad dubs

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 7:17:08 PM No.12433037 [Report]

>>12433033
hope ur dubs can console you

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 7:18:30 PM No.12433041 [Report] >>12433048

>>12433033
everything is falling apart

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 7:21:10 PM No.12433048 [Report] >>12433066

>>12433041
at least instead of the voices in my head screaming LOSER LOSER YOU FAILED LIFE!!!!! they scream CUDDLE WITH ME!!! SNUGGLE WITH ME!!!!!!

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 7:31:20 PM No.12433066 [Report] >>12433084

>>12433048
honestly that sound sworse

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 7:36:58 PM No.12433084 [Report]

>>12433066
dubs tbdesu

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 8:13:19 PM No.12433151 [Report] >>12433154 >>12433244

yeah i'm gonna watch they live now i haven't seen it since 2009

kick ass and chew bubblegum

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 8:16:05 PM No.12433154 [Report]

>>12433151
CRIPPLE FIGHT

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 8:58:11 PM No.12433235 [Report] >>12433244

https://youtu.be/Wp_K8prLfso

(Leviathan)(Eve)(Virgin Mary)fortune(Ziz)(Lord)(The Supreme Being.) 7/26/2025, 9:01:29 PM No.12433242 [Report] >>12433828

>>12431008

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 9:02:52 PM No.12433244 [Report] >>12433388

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>>12433151
lel nice
>>12433235
gonna have to watch the whole thing again too

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 9:55:06 PM No.12433388 [Report] >>12433407

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>>12433244
dubs i had the same thought when i got to the end of the movie

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 10:04:55 PM No.12433406 [Report]

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made it better

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 10:06:43 PM No.12433407 [Report]

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>>12433388
spikeman lives yosho is fail dubs demand obedience

Your fortune: Outlook good

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 10:18:13 PM No.12433430 [Report] >>12433441

drinking covfefe then deciding if i want to play chess4s or sane and reasonable chess or doom or watch artosis or watch more movies on le youtube

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 10:20:27 PM No.12433438 [Report]

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l could also play lunar or SMT the possibilites are endless

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 10:20:49 PM No.12433441 [Report] >>12433445

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>>12433430

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 10:21:56 PM No.12433445 [Report] >>12433651

>>12433441
i don't have any money for anything except food :(

jerry 7/26/2025, 11:43:31 PM No.12433633 [Report] >>12433651

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 11:46:38 PM No.12433651 [Report]

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>>12433445
I was being le bad influence anyway lel
>>12433633
sus dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

KatiePeachCuddleSuccubus 7/26/2025, 11:49:22 PM No.12433660 [Report]

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hey boys! i wonder what's for dinner?

Yuji Sakai 7/26/2025, 11:58:04 PM No.12433678 [Report]

umm dinner might get ruined the power just flickered

KatiePeachCuddleSuccubus 7/27/2025, 12:12:12 AM No.12433720 [Report] >>12433731

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omggggg dinnnrrrreerrrrerrrrrrrrrrr

CATFISH 7/27/2025, 12:13:53 AM No.12433731 [Report] >>12433822

>>12433720
Ilu but u eat like a 14;year old whose parents are on vacation

Your fortune: Outlook good

KatiePeachCuddleSuccubus 7/27/2025, 12:29:30 AM No.12433822 [Report] >>12433831 >>12433833

>>12433731
we don't take a photo of every meal we are very poor lots of ramen and SPAGHETTI

(Leviathan)(Eve)(Virgin Mary)fortune(Ziz)(Lord)(The Supreme Being.) 7/27/2025, 12:30:40 AM No.12433828 [Report]

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>>12433242
BOY

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 12:30:58 AM No.12433831 [Report]

>>12433822
that explains the fat tits

CATFISH 7/27/2025, 12:31:32 AM No.12433833 [Report] >>12433890

>>12433822
Rice and chicken. College kids and apparently (you) get tricked by carbohydrate spooks

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Yuji Sakai 7/27/2025, 12:43:41 AM No.12433890 [Report]

>>12433833
i stopped eating rice for health reasons it makes me constipated and i obliterate it in soy sauce which is really bad for you chicken i eat all the time