Please show evidence or tell stories of true paranormal events you have or others you know have experienced

>not having a powerful mob boss husband who treats you like shit and is getting fatter by the day off all your homemade cooking
I want him to come home smelling like strippers and then I feed him rigatoni and give him belly rubs.

>remake
>of one of the best games of all time, still holds up
its all so tiresome