Thread 212553273

why does every woman in the show think of Tony like he were the sexiest man alive

>>212553273 (OP)
this question has been asked a millions times
>why do women find a powerful, rich, mob boss attractive

>>212553273 (OP)
Powerful, dangerous, money, Rolex day date

>>212553273 (OP)
I can't remember a single scene in the entire show of any female character saying or even implying he's attractive in a physical way.

>>212553273 (OP)
He's got money and natural charisma
And the same ugly bastard energy as someone like John Taffer or Paul Heyman

>>212553360
I think the scene with girl at Mazzerone construction sitting on his dick might have implied that the girl found tony sexually attractive. But I'm no good with subtext

>>212553360
>walk up to car dealership looking like one of my testicles
>9 immediately attracted to this obese greasy short italian bitch

He's like 6'3 and not ugly

>>212553504
I'm 6'4 and height doesn't matter to women that much. It's a great first impression but if you're not jacked enough that feeling lasts for short.

>>212553504
He was only 6’1 which is manlet tier since the 80s

>>212553273 (OP)
In the first season he’s not all that chunky. Bit of a dad gut but carries it well.
From season 3 onward its definitely just because he’s rich and charismatic.

>>212553554
>>212553564
>height doesn't matter
Stop coping.
If you tower over every woman you ever meet, like Tony did, it doesn't matter if you have a big gut or are bald or whatever.

>>212553273 (OP)
Power and confidence is sexy, but really its a statement that women with no self respect, ambition, or higher thinking functions base attractive males on their social status and wealth more than anything else. A dumb hot bitch with no motion seeing Tony order a bunch of grown men around and spending thousands of dollars on unimportant dinners is gonna see be attracted to the payday and the idea of being taken care of.

Thats also the central issue with Carmella btw: she thinks shes above all of that and that shes actually a worthwhile catch, but in the end shes the same as all of his whores and has no self respect.

>>212553360
Melfi said he has a nice face.

>>212553554
>I'm 5'4
fixed that for you

>>212553273 (OP)
>fat
>norwood
>rich
He's the perfected version of the ugly bastard

he has a lot of money and a lot of power and confidence, even if its all a fugazi

>>212553660
He was not even close to being ugly.

>>212553554
I'm 6'4 and while girls nope the fuck out as soon as they realize how incredibly autistic I am, it otherwise has been a huge draw.
You probably also have personality problems because no girl is going to go for you if you're tall and not notice that you're not buff.

>>212553706
>I'm 6'4 and while girls nope the fuck out as soon as they realize how incredibly autistic I am, it otherwise has been a huge draw.
trust me bro, you can fix this. they say there is no cure for autism and there isn't for the rainman type but guys like you can be cured with enough willpower and training

>>212553706
>>212553752
You can logically overcome it

The ending sucked and ruined the show.

>>212553842
Filtered.

>>212553842
The joke is the song playing in the diner is "Don't stop" and then the show stops.

everryyy time a thread like this is made moids will ramble about how he was a rich mob boss no he's just hot james gandolfini was very attractive

>>212553752
Any pointers? I've been trying to learn to hide my power level for years but it always comes out eventually

>>212554397
Don't talk much
Yes or no answers
If the woman says something about herself, ask for more details
Women don't mind if a man doesn't talk much, that's still generally a positive male stereotype, the problems come in if you behave like Michael Myers or some shit and just stare at them like a dumb animal when they ask you something

I think the people saying he wasn't attractive (ateast at his lowest weight) are being a bit disingenuous

>>212554590
and average height for a dago is probably like 5'7''
It's like being a tall Asian or Mexican, it matters even more than it usually would

Who finds him attractive that isn't warped in the head?

>>212553273 (OP)
>incel doesn't understand basic subtext
his wife is delusional and they started dating in highschool, so she has a warped version of him in her head, the crazy schizo who literally herself on fire had daddy issues, the Russian girl also had daddy issues, everyone else was mostly a prostitute or a whore...

The show is all about abuse and the illusion of love with literal psychopaths anon. Melfi also just likes the fetish idea of fucking a mobster.

>>212554590
It's ugly spergs who can't tell the difference between them and a chubby but charisma maxed guy.

>>212554682
*lit herself

>>212554397
i really wish i could help you out. unfortunately i dont even really understand how i managed to do it myself. i am lucky to be a sperg with very high iq so i really did logically overcome it like the other anon said. you have to be around and talk to people, there is no other way. you have to learn how to be funny in the right moments. it took me from realising at age 17 that i am different and weird to age 30 to learn all that stuff. now i have a girlfriend and am at a level where nobody can tell i am autistic. know your limits, there are non spergs who dont go out partying and dont do normie shit as much but forcing yourself into social interactions is a must.

>>212554635
when's the last time you went to the northeast, 1935? the Italian kids with the backwards baseball caps are like 6'3" now.

>>212553842
It was the perfect cop out
>want to kill tony
>but also don't want to kill tony
>want to have a good ending
>but any ending is going to be criticized in some way
So instead they cut to black, having their cake and eating it too. Now if you disagree with the ending you "didn't get it", plus it lets people speculate about Tony's face. Everyone ends up talking about how crazy it was instead of the fact that is literally comes to a dead stop (thats the point!) so they didn't even have to figure out an ending that satisfies everyone.

Its both an ending an a non-ending and should be as shit on as it is praised.

>>212554783
no they aren't
if you walk around thinking 6'3'' is common anywhere in the world it's because you're 5'10'' and insecure

>>212553273 (OP)
>tall
>has rizz
>rich
>powerful and dangerous, literal murderer
>fat but strong
women love this shit, every woman i know IRL gushes over how sexy gandolfini is

>>212554852
its the perfect ending. much better than breaking bad or better call mcgill

>>212553554
i'm only 6 foot even and it matters. last girl i dated kept saying how much she loved that i was 'tall'
>oo, anon you can reach the tall cabinents
>oo anon you can pick me up like a rag doll.
sorry but it matters, maybe not to all broads

>>212554878
BCS unironically has one of the best conclusions to a prestige show I've seen in years and the fact the entire spinoff filtered so many retards is hilarious.

>>212554910
It's got a better ending than sopranos that's for sure

>>212554682
Don't forget Gloria who only saw him as a way to die.

The only one that made absolutely no sense was Chris's ex. I don't believe for a minute Chris was getting that, either.

>>212554852
he died it's obvious you're just retarded

>>212554590
He's handsome and masculine. The current trend is for pretty and feminine boys, so the zoomers won't understand why he might be attractive.

>not having a powerful mob boss husband who treats you like shit and is getting fatter by the day off all your homemade cooking
I want him to come home smelling like strippers and then I feed him rigatoni and give him belly rubs.

>>212554509
Yeah but what do you say when you're kind of sure she wants to fuck? I'm not getting anyone into bed just saying yes or no, I know girls want me to take the lead and my main problem is I have no idea how to start

>>212554878
Breaking Bad was fine. BCS was retarded but that's mostly because the entire show was.

>>212554986
prove it

>>212555003
girls dont really want you take the lead. if she wants to have sex with you, you will know. dont force it. once she has your cock in her mouth you can do whatever

>>212554999
and carm was totally fine with him banging actual whores
it was only when tony had to have actual affairs because of his mommy issues that it became a problem for carmela

>>212554990
>be me
>be pretty boy who under ate, rock star body
>have one gf, don't get any pussy when we break up
>covid happens
>drink a ton, gain weight
>swimming in pussy right now even tho i have a little bit of a tummy
was a huge wake up call for me, i do want to get back in shape tho but i won't starve myself

>>212553594
i know a few guys who are MASSIVE losers, but are 6'3"
women fucking swoon when they meet them

>>212554979
if you mean Julianna Skiff, she gets horny when Tony is signing real estate contracts. so its about money. she's also a former heroin addict, ie fucked in the head.

>>212553564
6'1 for an italian is pretty damn tall

>>212555040
Carm should have put on a strap on and dicked down Furio by the ponytail.

>>212555040
>and carm was totally fine with him banging actual whores
She wasn't. The entire show starts off with her pissed off at him for cheating.

>>212555064
julianna came from hanukkah people

>>212554945
I'm going to say it, it's more emotionally satisfying than the ending of Breaking Bad, by a fucking mile.

>>212553273 (OP)
>rich
>powerful
>charismatic
>mob boss so danger factor

This board is full of larping virgins who have never been good with women and therefore project what they think women like onto what women like.

>>212554910
No it doesn’t, ending was retarded and so are you for thinking it wasn’t.

>>212555050
are the girls you're fucking actually hot though?

>>212555064
Nah, the one in Las Vegas.

>>212555003
Women will typically say something directly in reference to wanting to sleep over at your place, or for you to stay over at theirs, or "let's spend a night in" or whatever that correlates to them wanting to fuck
Even a nerdy autistic girl only means one thing when she establishes that she wants your date to be in a private location with just the two of you
It's not like movies or tv where people just make out for for 3 hours when they're alone

>>212555108
yeah that's the wild part, hotter than in the past too. i have gotten better at banter tho so that might be helping

>https://www.thesun.co.uk/sun-men/9311633/men-dad-bods-attractive-women-guys-abs/
No way this is true.

>cast entirely of scrawny, fat, short swarthy men, furio was probably the most handsome
>not only do most of them have wives/girlfriends, but they also have goomars

delusional wop wish fulfillment: the show

>>212555085
the show starts with her thinking tony might be dying of a brain tumor and her catholic guilt makes her go through the 5 stages of grief, which includes "knowing" that tony will be in hell by next week, it's not the norm

>>212555142
so maybe it didn't have to do with you getting fatter but the fact that you became more confident?

>>212555136
exactly. if she wants you to come over or come over to your place it means she wants to fuck. as long as she doesnt ask for that you can be sure she doesnt want to fuck. thats obviously not true for girls you have been friends with for ages. then its just a bitch using you and you should get rid of her fast

>>212553273 (OP)
Maybe it is written to be interesting or appealing to women who would normally not watch a crime show. Think of all the series where graphic sex, romance or relationship drama is inserted into mostly male demographic viewership. Oz was one show that broke the mould with all the gay rape, maybe some women would enjoy viewing that too though

>>212555183
No, it is the dad bod you have to trust me.

>>212555143
"Dad bod" doesn't mean what it used to. Kevin Sorbo's Hercules is basically a "dad bod" now.

>>212555143
women who aren't in whore mode will generally settle because
1) it makes them feel more secure if they're "hotter" than their man
2) it makes them feel more secure if they think no other woman will come after their man
And there's girls who view super ripped dudes as being inherently vain and players who will fuck them over eventually

>>212555183
could be

>>212555179
No, she's pissed because he can't keep his dick in his pants and says as much.

Okay, but what about the opposite of this?

>>212555107
>ending was retarded durrr
Fucking filtered, neanderthal.

>>212555261
only because she thinks he's dying
when he's going to tell her he's in therapy, she's ready to throw her drink in his face because she's expecting him to say he knocked up some woman or got an STD or something, which is something that would directly effect her, as in him fucking other women with no consequences doesn't effect her

>>212555143
What they really mean by “dad bod” is something like Adam West in Batman or Sean Connery in his prime or Hugh Jackman in the first X-Men movie.

Basically someone who is clearly fit and physically capable through doing actual hard work and not by perfecting their ego at the gym.

>>212555003
Know the difference between friendzone, cockteasing and romantic interest

>>212555368
>sean connery the literal bodybuilder
women are fucking retarded

>>212555317
Yes you were, mongoloid.

>>212555335
>only because she thinks he's dying
You are pulling this out of nothing. She's pissed at him before the collapse. She tells him he better not miss AJ's party be being off fucking some slut. AJ's party is where he has the attack.

>>212555399
Can you articulate why it's bad, zoomie zoom zoom? In between the tiktoks you are watching? Like, actually explain what makes it bad?

If male architects can exist why cant female ones exist too? The glass ceiling for fetishes needs to be broken stop being so sexist and closed minded.

>>212555420
>you better not miss something important or else I'll be mad!
>but if you make it to the party on time I don't care what you were doing beforehand

>>212555475
That's not what she said.

>>212555579
Yes it is.
You understand if your wife is only ever making passive aggressive remarks about the fact that you cheat on her all the time but otherwise still cooks dinner for you and you still have sex with her few times a week, you are being given permission, correct?

>>212555431
>muh zoomer meme

Anytime I see this I automatically know it’s some young mid-20s loser posting. It’s bad because it makes no sense. Also eat shit faggot.

I think people underestimate natural presence, even when he was younger and skinnier he had this bulky bulldog build which having at all above 6ft will have appeal. Also has one of the most outright jolly and outgoing faces out there.

Unnnnnnnnnnffffffff~

>>212555666
>doesn't answer
concession accepted, zoomer

>>212555690
pic for reference

>>212555849
the fatter he gets the more British he looks

>>212555723
>can’t read

Thank you for admitting your stupidity.

>>212556083
>get asked why he doesn't like the BCS finale
>spergs
>doesn't answer
yeah, that's called a concession.

>>212555897
Not really. He just looks like a fat northern italian.

>>212553458
Guys who dress like shit are richer than guys who feel like they have to show off. The millionaire owner of the place i work at drives a Honda and carries his shit around in a grocery bag because he knows he's got Fuck You money accumulating interest

>>212556375
Only for some people

>>212555897
luv me grub
luv me booze
simple as

>>212553842
>most of Tony's crew has been wiped out
>one of his closest capos went to the feds and its just a matter of time
>strong inplication hes about to get shot after remembering Bobby tell him you probably don't hear the shot because you'll already be dead
If he isnt killed in the diner, then its just a matter of time before the FBI brings the hammer down on his whole enterprise

>>212553273 (OP)
The same reason they find George Constanza sexy, it's on the script

>>212555114
She was a literal prostitute, a very well paid, professional prostitute

>>212555143
>all this gymcel cope
going to the gym for chuds is like going to therapy for reddit liberals

>>212556497
The whole point of the show. You end up dead or in jail. Tony even knew he was fucked which is why he spent the last part of the ep doing things like making sure Junior gives any money to Bobby's kids instead of Janice, etc.

I always figured he had himself whacked, really. He knows if he goes to jail, Carm loses everything like Ginnie did.

>>212555304
Johnny says outright he likes big women and never told Ginny she had to slim down. He thinks shes trying to and he respects her wishes because he really loves her and hes a much more rigid and principled character than most of the other mobsters

>>212553273 (OP)
Every couple of days some zoomer shows up to tell us that James Gandolfini has made them feel sexually insecure. What bizarre subgenre of fetish is this.
>I'm scared of getting overshadowed by a dead fictional character, kinos for this feel?
How about a glock in your mouth

Tony was a shitty boss.

The gay guy gets killed and raped by Leotardo?
he does nothing.

Killed Ralph and said Johnny Sack did it. He then does nothing to Johnny Sack.

Bryan Spatafore got beaten by black gang bangers, Tony does nothing.

consistently he lets people fuck with his people. He's a shitty boss who did nothing but cause other people problems and never once actually protected his men unless it directly benefitted him

Just finished this for the first time. Who are /tv/'s listed of approved characters?

>mfw 6ft1
>constantly get heightmogged by zoomoids when I'm outside

it's kind of demoralizing, this morning I walked past some kid who was probably like 17 and he was freakishly tall. what's funny is most of them are lanky tall, they look goofy

>>212557084
Zoomers are the shortest generation in 100 years, anon.

>https://theweek.com/health/height-in-america-shorter-public-health

>>212554986
>he died
>even though the Chase said in interviews right after the airing that it was intentionally open ended so the audience could dream up their conclusion
>but the Gandolfinni died
>and then 2 decades later Chase said tony died
If James was alive they'd have done 2 movies or a reboot zoom zoom

>>212555849
>foie gras
what a piece of shit

>>212557287
>and then 2 decades later Chase said tony died
Probably just tired of getting asked the question.

>>212557199

That's just because of the mass of brown kids now. White zoomers are taller than ever, so if you live in a white area they're giants.

>>212553273 (OP)
Tall, charismatic, rich, powerful, dangerous, dressed nicely, drove nice cars, self mad, was a father (women LOVE this)- it’s really not that shocking- plus above all he didn’t care what anyone thought of him and moved and did as he pleased

Keep in mind this was pre social media where ugly men didn’t have it nearly as rough in the dating scene

>>212557917
maybe it's just me living in NE but i don't see this, the average white HS kid is maybe 5'10" near me and they're infinitely more twink framed and feminine than prior generations despite being supposedly gym obsessed. Hell even college students look faggier and twinkier than HS kids a decade or so ago.

>>212557963
This + he has the arms and frame of someone who used to play sports, which he did
>t. /fit/

>>212553273 (OP)
he's a high-status violent piece of shit.
Reminder that women will date a guy like him and then when she gets burned we're all just supposed to pretend that she was trying to find a nice kind man but WHOOPS he was just too good at hiding what a piece of shit he was!

>>212559263
>muh victim blaming
ok incel, tell us you are a virgin without telling us

>>212555849
>Nothing personal kid

>>212559335
No I totally get it, you're right, it's not women's fault that they actively seek out shitty men who turn out to be shitty men. Who could have possibly seen that coming?

>>212556698
>he was raped by leotardo?

>>212556698
Yeah, hence people being willing to rat on him since they realized he was a piece of shit that would not take care of them the same way they do of him.

>>212559461
AN absolute dick
fucking illiterate amerilards

>>212553554
>height doesn't matter to women that much
you lanklets disgust me. you have no idea how good you are and on top you have the audacity to waste this gift from God with refusing to learn how to socialize properly. it's called picking up a book and dropping psychedelics, ever heard about that?!

>>212559461
>its justified to beat your wife if they ignored you were a shitty person
>because being a shitty person and ignoring it means you deserve worse abuse down the line
literal insane behavior to think this

>>212559912
It is a fake caption retard. What year is this?

I think it’s the confidence of him being fat and wearing it proudly.

>>212560130
Don't men make fun of women for doing this

>>212559335
Incels are main victims of our modern society, making you the victim blamer.

>>212560057
But anon, I would not beat my wife because I am not a shitty person. But why should I pretend that women who actively choose shitty men are not victims of their own shitty standards?
>ignored
no, most of these women are not ignoring it. Most women in abusive relationships were attracted to him specifically because he was a shitty man. Women attracted to men like Tony are not ignoring that he's a violent piece of shit, they're attracted to those men specifically for that reason.

Pretending otherwise is not going to help women you know. You are enabling their destructive choices by lying to them.

Why don't you just find some nice, normal women in real life

>>212560213
>don't men make fun of women

yes, and the pretext is irrelevant because its always really about wanting sex.

>>212560417
>im a victim because I can't properly socialize and think sex is owed to me

>>212560642
>Natalie Cuomo
Is she actually related to the Cuomo's in politics? That's not an Italian name I hear too often.

>>212560642
>if your standards are low you deserve abuse
you are either Muslim or a virgin

>>212553273 (OP)
browncels will tell you otherwise but aura is 100x more important than looks
women want a man who can lead and has his shit together. that's it really.

>>212560884
anon, you are still not understanding. These women have very high standards. One of their *requirements* is that a man be an aggressive dominant shitty guy. These women have dozens of nice guys who want to date them but she rejects them because her standards are too high.

>>212555393
James Bond Connery.

Okay, whatever, but Tony absolutely gets shot to death in that diner. It's telegraphed as hell.

How do I get a fat balding Italian bf?

>>212560913
>aura
almost entirely height and frame, meaning just as genetically deterministic as having a pretty face.

>>212554862
Im 5'7 and most spics are slightly taller than me.

i used to set the scene where he blows his birthday load into carmellas mouth on a loop. but as a joke haha. i didn't imagine his cock or the creamy thick cum that'd be erupting out of it!

>>212561031
I don't care what some literal whos from a podcast nobody has ever watched say about their high standards, Ahmed.

Every woman he fucked was damaged in some way. All fucked up crazy bitches. Plus he has money and power.

>>212556375
If he was rich he wouldn't drive a honda or carry things around in a grocery bag. You are just retarded and think he is rich because you are so fucking poor you have no idea what you are talking about. Fuck you money means you have plenty in the bank and you can live comfortably.

>>212561413
ok
>>212560871
no idea. I just know she's a comedian who crashed out when some dude heckled her

>>212556698
>he does nothing.
anon, being a faggot is more than enough

>>212557065
>4chan: Chrissy, Ralph, Uncle Philly, Johnny Sack, Little Carmine, Furio, Junior
>reddit: Sil, Tony, Paulie, Bobby B, Animal Blundetto

>>212561031
>pic
that whore looks malnourished like a junkie only rehab'd recently.

He's tall, supremely confident and usually funny. He gives off an aura like he has a lot of money, which women pick up on immediately.

>>212553273 (OP)
Adriana's actress said that Tony's actor was very attractive.