This game is fucking awful

Why is sailing so boring?

I HATE Zelda games, they piss me off. I can't stand playing them for one specific reason: They ALL are plagued by perniciously invasive UI that constantly blocks the view of gameplay. I can't appreciate these games at all, because the entire time I'm playing them I am SCREAMING at my fucking TV, HOLY SHIT TAKE DOWN THE IRRELEVANT UI SO I CAN SEE ACTUALLY THE FUCKING GAME.

>if I'm at 50+% health take the hearts OFF my screen
>if I'm not doing something where the magic meter is relevant, take it OFF my screen
>take those fucking "press A to jump, B to swing sword" button prompts PERMANENTLY off my screen. The player only needs to figure out what these buttons do ONE time, these button icons do not need to take up the screen for the entire fucking playthrough.
>some Zelda games don't even let you remove the minimap. GIVE ME THE OPTION TO TAKE IT OFF, I literally never use the fucking things in any video game, they usually ruin organic exploration. But I have to have 10% of my screen for the entire playthrough blocked by the gay fucking minimap I do not use
>IF I HAVE NOT RECENTLY PICKED UP MONEY, AND AM NOT CURRENTLY STANDING INSIDE A SHOP, TAKE. THE FUCKING. RUPEES. OFF. MY. SCREEN. WHY AM I SEEING MY RUPEE COUNT DURING THE GANON BOSS FIGHT, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE LET ME SEE THE FUCKING GAME