I don't get it. It's universally known that "game journalists" are fucking retarded and barely play any games. Yet every time they give scores or award games you fags cannot stop talking about.

>the gigantic alpha penis was extremely distracting and gross and takes you out of the movie

>Spike and his mom sneaking out to find the doctor was really dumb. They would have died within an hour. too unrealistic. Also the Dad was completely dropped as a character after that.... lame

>The newborn baby scene made no sense and was dumb

>that swedish soldier with the Iphone was stupid and cringe. Why doesnt sweden with modern 2025 society drop in some generators and Iphones to the island? maybe some machine guns? DUMB

>the beginning and ending with Jimmy made absolutely zero sense

seriously tho, all those flopping cocks were too much